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Submitted on January 7, 2018 at 03:21 PM

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Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.04,0:02:14.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Colors
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.12,0:02:18.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Colors
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.83,0:02:50.75,Default,,0,0,0,,We've got trouble, everyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.45,0:02:52.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it poop?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.50,0:02:53.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.83,0:02:57.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Why would it be poop, Sat-chan?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.08,0:03:00.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I was joking.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.54,0:03:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, Yui...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.66,0:03:03.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I found these on the ground!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.45,0:03:05.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Weird glasses!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.04,0:03:06.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What the heck?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.08,0:03:07.16,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I mean!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.16,0:03:09.20,Default,,0,0,0,,There's trouble! It's a panda-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.20,0:03:11.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, a cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.12,0:03:13.29,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a cat that looks like a panda!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.25,0:03:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, would you take this seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.50,0:03:21.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You, too, Kotoha!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.29,0:03:26.00,Default,,0,0,0,,But that's not trouble at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.25,0:03:28.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, Yui!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.66,0:03:32.45,Default,,0,0,0,,We are the Colors - we keep the peace in our town!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.45,0:03:36.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you have any bigger cases for us, Leader?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.62,0:03:37.58,Default,,0,0,0,,A cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.83,0:03:39.95,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a cat that looks like a panda!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.95,0:03:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, okay, fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.83,0:03:44.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Draw a picture so we can see what it looks like.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.91,0:03:45.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.95,0:03:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Done!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.58,0:03:50.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at this, Sat-chan.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.12,0:03:52.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's see here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.37,0:03:56.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I-it's a monster!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.75,0:03:58.33,Default,,0,0,0,,A complete and utter monster!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.16,0:04:00.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't it exciting?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.75,0:04:02.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It's beyond exciting!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.58,0:04:05.66,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna kill it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.91,0:04:08.16,Default,,0,0,0,,N-no, we can't kill it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.62,0:04:11.41,Default,,0,0,0,,But monsters like this need to be killed hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.41,0:04:14.12,Default,,0,0,0,,So can we capture it, Leader?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.45,0:04:16.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, that! Let's do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.04,0:04:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.08,0:04:20.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Operation Catch the Monster Cat...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.04,0:04:21.37,Default,,0,0,0,,is a go!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.37,0:04:22.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.66,0:04:24.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Haven't seen a monster like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.25,0:04:28.08,Default,,0,0,0,,And hey, I know you need information,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.08,0:04:32.41,Default,,0,0,0,,but it's cheating to go to the police for help\Nwith your pretend hero games, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.83,0:04:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not "pretend," Saito.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.00,0:04:38.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't know anything, Saito.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.00,0:04:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up, you snot-nosed brats!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.75,0:04:41.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm busy here!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.04,0:04:44.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't have time to play along with your little games, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.75,0:04:45.58,Default,,0,0,0,,leave...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.58,0:04:46.37,Default,,0,0,0,,me...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.37,0:04:47.12,Default,,0,0,0,,alone!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.50,0:04:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.16,0:04:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,She's the only decent kid of the bunch.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.41,0:04:55.95,Default,,0,0,0,,That actually makes this harder.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.70,0:05:02.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't seen a monster like your drawing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.08,0:05:04.87,Default,,0,0,0,,But I do have information about a cat\Nthat looks like a panda.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.00,0:05:05.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.50,0:05:09.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Lately, a lot of people are coming in...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.25,0:05:12.20,Default,,0,0,0,,To report a panda-like cat stealing their stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.20,0:05:14.62,Default,,0,0,0,,In other words, it's a cat burglar.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.08,0:05:18.12,Default,,0,0,0,,And so, if you can catch it...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.12,0:05:21.20,Default,,0,0,0,,it might lead to keeping the peace in our town.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.87,0:05:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,A cat burglar!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.62,0:05:26.91,Default,,0,0,0,,This is a real case!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.08,0:05:29.91,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an8\fs16\alpha&H80&}Note: Ameyoko Shopping Street - the market street of Ueno.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.08,0:05:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, first, let's search Shopping Street!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.91,0:05:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,It's probably vicious. We'll have to be careful.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.20,0:05:36.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Saito!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.25,0:05:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.62,0:05:38.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Well done.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.58,0:05:41.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.04,0:05:43.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Ameyoko
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.50,0:05:45.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello? Cat burglar!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.25,0:05:48.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Monster, where are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.75,0:05:51.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Specializing in\N{\an7}Full Body Massage \N{\an8}2,900 Yen / Hour
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.75,0:05:51.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Get out here, you monster cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.58,0:06:02.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Underground\N{\an5}Food Area
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.16,0:06:12.04,Default,,0,0,0,,We can't find it anywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.29,0:06:25.83,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you doing? You're supposed to follow me!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.83,0:06:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? But what are YOU doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.62,0:06:33.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you see, I'm going down\Nto the cat's eye level to make my sear-
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.70,0:06:37.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Koto-chan, Koto-chan! You're stepping on me!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.83,0:06:38.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.95,0:06:40.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess you would!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.50,0:06:42.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I've always wanted to try this.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.20,0:06:44.45,Default,,0,0,0,,You're too twisted!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.45,0:06:48.16,Default,,0,0,0,,All those video games you're always playing\Nare warping your personality!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.33,0:06:50.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't talk like games are a bad influence.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.62,0:06:53.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I have always been like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.58,0:06:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That's even worse!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.70,0:07:00.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Sat-chan, Kotoha! Look!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.91,0:07:02.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Weird glasses...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.16,0:07:03.66,Default,,0,0,0,,They're creepy!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.62,0:07:07.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Colors!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.50,0:07:10.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you think of these glasses? Cool, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.70,0:07:13.58,Default,,0,0,0,,They're just like the ones I found at our hideout!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.58,0:07:16.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, you're right - they are!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.70,0:07:17.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Pops!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.91,0:07:22.33,Default,,0,0,0,,By any chance, were a pair of those glasses\Nstolen by a panda-like cat?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.16,0:07:26.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, Koto-chan. You're well informed.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.83,0:07:30.29,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right. That cat sure is a menace!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.00,0:07:32.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Really.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.20,0:07:34.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.66,0:07:35.66,Default,,0,0,0,,What did you get?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.66,0:07:36.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Kotoha?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.45,0:07:41.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I've beat this game!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.66,0:07:47.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, you're a really bad artist.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.41,0:07:52.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You actually caught him.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.50,0:07:56.41,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what? Something he stole was in our hideout!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.70,0:08:00.87,Default,,0,0,0,,So Kotoha thought maybe the cat\Nwas living in our hideout, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.12,0:08:04.25,Default,,0,0,0,,So we followed that theory and had a stakeout!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.70,0:08:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,And you caught him...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.45,0:08:12.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, then, girls. You keep him.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.50,0:08:13.87,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.29,0:08:18.54,Default,,0,0,0,,If you hand him over to me,\Nhe'll have to leave our town forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.83,0:08:19.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.66,0:08:23.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like he's pretty attached to you already.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.12,0:08:25.95,Default,,0,0,0,,So train him. Make sure he doesn't cause any trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.16,0:08:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Cats are citizens of our town, too, aren't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.54,0:08:32.70,Default,,0,0,0,,And what is your mission again?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.66,0:08:35.95,Default,,0,0,0,,To keep the peace of our town!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.83,0:08:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,And its animals!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.25,0:08:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right! That's what I always thought!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.00,0:08:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Me, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.29,0:08:46.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanted to kill it, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.75,0:08:49.41,Default,,0,0,0,,So what do we do? Take it back to the hideout and...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.41,0:08:51.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Instead of killing it,\Nwe'll train it to be a professional killer.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.95,0:08:53.54,Default,,0,0,0,,First we need to name it!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.12,0:08:55.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Too easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.45,0:08:57.08,Default,,0,0,0,,One less thing for me to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.45,0:09:04.79,Default,,0,0,0,,So you'll be paying for its food.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.79,0:09:06.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, Saito-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.79,0:09:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Well done!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.04,0:09:09.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.25,0:09:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Colonel Monochrome! Welcome home!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.50,0:09:33.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Annoying little punks\N{\an5}Ah, too cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.83,0:09:36.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What is it, Colonel?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.37,0:09:38.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you stealing again?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.70,0:09:39.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Sheesh.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.25,0:09:43.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The belly band from a manga?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.04,0:09:46.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Bring me something better.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.20,0:09:50.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Like a weapon or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.00,0:09:52.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Understand?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.04,0:09:55.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, Colonel!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.83,0:09:57.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I have some food!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.79,0:10:03.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, Colonel!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.33,0:10:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You must've been hungry!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.50,0:10:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Well take your time, and eat all you want!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.79,0:10:11.66,Default,,0,0,0,,What is it, Colonel?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.29,0:10:14.58,Default,,0,0,0,,There you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.58,0:10:16.41,Default,,0,0,0,,A purr-fectly lazy kitty.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.95,0:10:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Colonel Monochrome really likes people, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.20,0:10:49.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't there anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.79,0:10:52.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Yui, whatcha looking for?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.50,0:10:54.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, the Colonel needs...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.66,0:11:13.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.62,0:11:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,We are Colors!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.16,0:11:19.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Defenders of this town!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.62,0:11:20.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.45,0:11:22.25,Default,,0,0,0,,This is to keep the peace.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.25,0:11:25.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Saito. You've gotten too corrupt.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.20,0:11:27.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Consider this unavoidable.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.58,0:11:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hence the rocket launcher?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.33,0:11:34.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Saito! You need to explode! For the world's sake!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.12,0:11:35.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.79,0:11:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Where did you get that, anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.04,0:11:41.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It's probably just a replica.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.37,0:11:43.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Freeze! Move and we'll shoot!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.45,0:12:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Fire!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.12,0:12:01.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.75,0:12:09.37,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong, Kotoha?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.50,0:12:10.87,Default,,0,0,0,,It won't fire.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.33,0:12:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,It must be a fake.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.79,0:12:13.91,Default,,0,0,0,,A fake?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.16,0:12:16.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, man, a fake?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.58,0:12:17.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.58,0:12:18.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Curse that Pops.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.79,0:12:20.58,Default,,0,0,0,,But what a relief.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.58,0:12:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,This isn't a relief!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.91,0:12:24.87,Default,,0,0,0,,We can't blow him up with a fake.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.87,0:12:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm glad it was a fake.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.62,0:12:28.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A real explosion would be dangerous!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.16,0:12:30.62,Default,,0,0,0,,So they DID get this from Pops' shop.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.16,0:12:30.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Pops lied to us.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.62,0:12:34.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Yeah, we were tricked!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.08,0:12:33.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That old man has everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.33,0:12:35.87,Default,,0,0,0,,What? No!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.87,0:12:36.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Girls!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.95,0:12:38.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me show you something.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.87,0:12:42.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Things like this have something called a "safety."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.62,0:12:44.58,Default,,0,0,0,,A "safety"?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.70,0:12:48.25,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't switch it off, the ammo won't fire.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.54,0:12:51.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I see! So that's why!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.37,0:12:53.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, now give it back!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.16,0:12:54.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't be stupid!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.70,0:12:57.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You snot-nosed brats\Nthink I'd actually give it back to you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.16,0:13:03.33,Default,,0,0,0,,The tables have been turned!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.33,0:13:05.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna blow you to smithereens!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.79,0:13:07.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Ya-hoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.20,0:13:09.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What?! R-reens?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.12,0:13:14.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I... I don't wanna be reens!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.20,0:13:16.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It's "smithereens."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.91,0:13:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I am excellent at dodging.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.45,0:13:22.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a tenth-degree licensed bare-handed blade stopper!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.75,0:13:24.16,Default,,0,0,0,,No, guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.16,0:13:28.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Be r-reen... smotherings with me!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.75,0:13:29.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Smotherings?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.33,0:13:31.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.83,0:13:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll ALL be smothering by the time I'm done with you!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.29,0:13:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.87,0:13:40.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm calling a strategy meeting!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.83,0:13:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh? Alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.25,0:13:44.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Leader!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.50,0:13:45.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Strategy meeting!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.00,0:13:49.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Strategy meeting!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.08,0:13:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It's so light.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.50,0:13:55.95,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no way this is real.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.87,0:13:59.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait. There's no telling with that old man.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.87,0:14:02.95,Default,,0,0,0,,They're running away!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.95,0:14:04.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop or I'll shoot!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.66,0:14:06.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You snot-nosed brats!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.33,0:14:07.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Time to be...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.58,0:14:09.04,Default,,0,0,0,,splattered across town!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.62,0:14:10.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.75,0:14:12.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I-it really launched!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.37,0:14:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I caught it! I really caught it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.16,0:14:15.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I really caught it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.37,0:14:16.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.62,0:14:19.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I AM an 11th-degree licensed\Nbare-handed blade stopper!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.08,0:14:20.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That's an extra degree.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.20,0:14:21.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Aren't I awesome?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.25,0:14:22.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, you ARE awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.54,0:14:24.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Awesomely adorable?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.62,0:14:25.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.12,0:14:26.91,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.91,0:14:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It might explode if you throw it at him.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.83,0:14:32.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not going to explode.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.25,0:14:35.54,Default,,0,0,0,,There was not enough recoil for this thing to be real.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.75,0:14:36.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Recoil?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.12,0:14:40.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Then you've shot a real rocket launcher before?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.66,0:14:42.66,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.83,0:14:46.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Saito! Time to be slathered across town!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.16,0:14:46.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.79,0:14:50.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm calling a strategy meeting.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.91,0:14:52.45,Default,,0,0,0,,No you aren't!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.45,0:14:53.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupid little-
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.33,0:14:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.75,0:15:01.54,Default,,0,0,0,,...my...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.00,0:15:08.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It IS a fake.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.54,0:15:10.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, man, really?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.95,0:15:13.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go get a different weapon from Pops!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.50,0:15:14.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.08,0:15:19.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, well.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.00,0:15:23.20,Default,,0,0,0,,"Well, well"... my ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.70,0:15:35.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Please let them pick me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.20,0:15:38.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What did you apply for, Yui?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.58,0:15:40.91,Default,,0,0,0,,A food dish for Colonel Monochrome.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.41,0:15:43.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't have a food dish, do you, Colonel?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.37,0:15:47.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Yui! Koto-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.66,0:15:48.75,Default,,0,0,0,,We've got trouble!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.75,0:15:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Sat-chan, what's up?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.54,0:15:51.87,Default,,0,0,0,,A crapper!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.29,0:15:54.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Poop again?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.95,0:15:57.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Sat-chan, that's gross.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.25,0:15:59.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Oops, my mistake.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.54,0:16:01.95,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not a crapper, it's a coffer.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.20,0:16:03.45,Default,,0,0,0,,But I did it on purpose!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.45,0:16:05.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, there's a coffer!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.33,0:16:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,A safe, and it won't open!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.25,0:16:09.91,Default,,0,0,0,,A safe that won't open?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.25,0:16:13.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder what's inside! Jewels? Treasure?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.75,0:16:15.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe someone's pinky.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.12,0:16:16.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.25,0:16:17.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Or an ear.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.41,0:16:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You're scaring me, Kotoha! That would be a crime!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.29,0:16:22.66,Default,,0,0,0,,If there's a crime, then we're on the case!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.95,0:16:23.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.95,0:16:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.62,0:16:33.00,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the safe that won't open.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.16,0:16:34.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That's awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.75,0:16:36.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it from your shop, Pops?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.20,0:16:38.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.16,0:16:42.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I had it on the shelf for sale, but as you can see,\Nsomeone has locked it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.16,0:16:45.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It won't open.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.79,0:16:48.37,Default,,0,0,0,,And you brought it all the way here.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.62,0:16:51.66,Default,,0,0,0,,So, Pops! Does that mean this is a case?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.66,0:16:53.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold it, brats.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.45,0:16:55.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you think YOU can do about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.83,0:16:57.20,Default,,0,0,0,,We are...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.58,0:16:58.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Colors!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.91,0:17:01.25,Default,,0,0,0,,We keep the peace in our town!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.25,0:17:03.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Yup! I know you can do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.37,0:17:04.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.37,0:17:07.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, here.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.62,0:17:09.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You should have this.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.95,0:17:12.00,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a code from the culprit.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.33,0:17:16.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I've hidden a treasure\N{\an5}inside the safe\N{\an5}I am pan, a loaf stuffed\N{\an5}with everyone's love,\N{\an5}but you can't eat me. What am I? \NHint: Look up from under me.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.33,0:17:14.37,Default,,0,0,0,,If you can crack the code,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.37,0:17:16.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll let you have the "treasure" inside the safe.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.04,0:17:18.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Treasure?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.25,0:17:19.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean it, Pops?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.12,0:17:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Yup!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.87,0:17:24.66,Default,,0,0,0,,"Pan"! That's "bread"!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.87,0:17:26.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Bread you can't eat!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.08,0:17:32.37,Default,,0,0,0,,A loaf stuffed with love, but you can't eat it.\NWhat could it be?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.66,0:17:35.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The hint is to look up from under it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.37,0:17:38.04,Default,,0,0,0,,The bakery! They sell pan there! Let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.20,0:17:38.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.33,0:17:41.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I guess I'll go back to my shop.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.12,0:17:45.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you doing, Saito?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.29,0:17:49.33,Default,,0,0,0,,If I start with 1 and try everything,\NI'll get it open eventually.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.66,0:17:51.75,Default,,0,0,0,,You do things the boring way.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.87,0:17:53.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Bread!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.75,0:17:54.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Pan!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.75,0:17:58.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Pan! Pan! Pan seller! Bakery! Bread seller!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.33,0:18:00.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Bread crumbs! Bread crap!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.45,0:18:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me, do you have any crap?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.75,0:18:06.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this the bakery that sells the loaves no one can eat?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.95,0:18:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,They yelled at me a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.08,0:18:32.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry. I couldn't follow you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.45,0:18:36.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think it had a single thing to do with crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.00,0:18:39.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go back to the hideout and come up with a plan.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.41,0:18:40.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.83,0:18:42.50,Default,,0,0,0,,But before that...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.58,0:18:44.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupidheads!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.50,0:18:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's see. Pan you can't eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.62,0:18:57.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Frying Pan\N{\an5}Panda
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.62,0:18:52.62,Default,,0,0,0,,There's frying pan, and panda...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.20,0:18:56.79,Default,,0,0,0,,So we just need to find something like one of these\Nand look up from under it?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.29,0:18:58.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yui. May I?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.70,0:19:00.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, Kotoha!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.54,0:19:02.87,Default,,0,0,0,,If you really want to, you CAN eat a panda.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.41,0:19:04.54,Default,,0,0,0,,That's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.70,0:19:06.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Pan you look up from under it...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.37,0:19:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course! I got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.54,0:19:13.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Yui's panties.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.41,0:19:15.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.95,0:19:17.62,Default,,0,0,0,,That hurts, Yui.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.62,0:19:20.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I'm sorry! But panties are...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.04,0:19:22.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to do it, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.41,0:19:24.50,Default,,0,0,0,,What? No, Kotoha!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.50,0:19:26.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, Koto-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.00,0:19:27.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Go for it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.75,0:19:28.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.08,0:19:31.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, be serious about this!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.37,0:19:37.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Pan you can't eat. Panties you can't eat.\NPandas you can't eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.87,0:19:40.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You're just adding "you can't eat" to everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.37,0:19:41.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, Sat-chan.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.87,0:19:43.16,Default,,0,0,0,,What did you just say?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.16,0:19:44.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I said I'm super cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.37,0:19:46.91,Default,,0,0,0,,No you didn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.45,0:19:50.79,Default,,0,0,0,,What was it? Pandas you can't eat?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.95,0:19:52.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. I've got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.08,0:19:54.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Kotoha?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.54,0:19:59.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I've beat this game!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.62,0:20:12.04,Default,,0,0,0,,There it is!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.04,0:20:13.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Zoo Area\N{\an5}Police Satellite Station
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.45,0:20:13.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.16,0:20:16.83,Default,,0,0,0,,"Everyone's love" meant "letters."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.83,0:20:19.37,Default,,0,0,0,,And they were all "stuffed" in the panda mailbox.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.54,0:20:21.75,Default,,0,0,0,,The code for the safe was taped underneath it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.08,0:20:25.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Well good for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.95,0:20:28.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Poor Saito, trying every code starting from 1.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.54,0:20:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupid Saito!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.12,0:20:31.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.58,0:20:33.79,Default,,0,0,0,,It's open!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.79,0:20:34.83,Default,,0,0,0,,What's in it?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.83,0:20:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! This is...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.58,0:20:40.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, it's not a pinky.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.95,0:20:43.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.70,0:20:45.16,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a note inside, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.25,0:20:47.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Dear Colors
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.62,0:20:47.75,Default,,0,0,0,,"Dear Colors...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.54,0:20:51.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Congratulations on opening the safe. It's me, Pops."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.54,0:20:52.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Pops?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.66,0:20:56.95,Default,,0,0,0,,"Here is the food dish that Yui-chan wanted\Nfor Colonel Monochrome."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.20,0:20:59.83,Default,,0,0,0,,It was all Pops' scheme?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.16,0:21:04.20,Default,,0,0,0,,"And Saito, if you manage to open the safe first,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.20,0:21:06.20,Default,,0,0,0,,just close it again and don't say anything."
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.20,0:21:07.58,Default,,0,0,0,,That old geezer.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.91,0:21:08.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Here!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.58,0:21:10.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.16,0:21:12.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Yay! A food dish!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.20,0:21:16.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh yeah, we WERE looking for one of those\Nat Pops's store the other day.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.41,0:21:18.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Treasure! It's our treasure!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.25,0:21:24.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Dear Saito,\N{\an5}Thanks for returning\N{\an5}the safe!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.37,0:21:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,What? That rotten...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.50,0:21:22.95,Default,,0,0,0,,This thing is heavy!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.95,0:21:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,No, wait a minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.62,0:21:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,If you really look at it,\Nit's not really "treasure" quality, is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.12,0:21:30.95,Default,,0,0,0,,You're right, there aren't any jewels on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.95,0:21:33.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's make Pops try again.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.25,0:21:36.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow. How bratty can you be?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.62,0:21:55.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Colonel Monochrome
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.79,0:23:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, I call to order the Colors Evaluation Meeting!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.66,0:23:31.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Evaluation meeting? What's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.87,0:23:34.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Apparently an "evaluation meeting"\Nis a preview for the next episode.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.41,0:23:36.58,Default,,0,0,0,,N-no, it's not anything like-
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.58,0:23:38.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. We're out of time.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.20,0:23:40.70,Default,,0,0,0,,No way! Um... um, um...