whips out my massive cock that i wish i had and proceeds to dance around violently screaming IM A GUMMY BEAR all while helicoptering my massive dong You will then be confused and unable to speak therefore i just saved my life, however not wanting to have this happen again I slap my dick until it's rock hard and slap your ugly ass face so hard you suffer 2 major concussions and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your life. This my friends is why im single