So, it was morning, and I went to the toilet after waking up. I hadn't peed for a while, so the pressure of the pee was big. I had to take few steps back so I don't make a mess, and I was doing fine, my aim was perfect, till this happened. My urine stream had — quite unexpectedly — divided in two, I had to think fast and make a decision, which side of the floor do I sacrifice? At the end I wasn't able to win this battle, and ended up peeing on my socks.