whenever im watching pewdiepie, my penis starts to rise. his voice is like an angel and it's like my dick is rising up, making it's way to heaven. whenever i see sweden on a map, or even when someone mentions it, my mind immediately goes to the swedish youtuber and i get a raging boner.
i have pewdiepie posters hanging all over my wall, and cum stains on my pewdiepie bed sheets.
one time when i was watching pewdiepie, i rubbed my schlong so hard it started to bleed. it hurt a lot, but it made me even harder.
i used my bleeding cock to write "PEWDIEPIE" on my wall
to this day, the blood stains are still there, though they have faded a bit
i want to suck pewds swedish meatballs so bad, it hurts.
i want him to bro fist me in the ass
i want to be his bitch lasagna
he made me fail no nut november 3 times in a row, but that's okay because its pewdiepie
i want to cuddle with him while watching spongebob and then give him a blowjob when the outro plays
felix, if you're reading this, can we have sex please
i will buy a plane ticket all the way to the uk just to see your huge cock and balls