Jesus was totally a beta cuck. He:

* wore flowing, dress-like garments
* was born to an unwed teen mom
* had long hair
* lived with a bunch of other dudes
* was kissed by another dude shortly before being betrayed
* never had a girlfriend
* didn’t try to defend himself when he was arrested
* got cucked by his own people, who chose to free a serial rapist/murderer while condemning him to death
* said that being dominant and asserting yourself through violence was bad
* said that seeking to accumulate vast material wealth was bad
* said that having casual sex and side chicks was bad
* had to be bailed out by his dad