Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Titty the Manliest?

I thought not. It's not a story a person who prefers ass over tits would tell you.

It’s a Mantit legend. Darth Titty was a Milk Lord of the Tits, his tits so big he could use them to influence the woman to create babies… He had such a knowledge of the tit side that he could even keep the ones he fucked from getting an STD. The tit side of the Force is a pathway to many positions some consider to be unnatural. His tits became so big… the only thing he was afraid of was losing was his penis, which eventually, of course, it shrank. Unfortunately, he taught his prostitude everything he knew, then his prostitute fucked him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from an STD, but not himself.