1. I hate women. Even seeing their glare for more than a second infuriates my manly juice. The female genitalia has only one purpose, to smell and bleed whilst the superior genitalia of the penis can jizz, piss and not bleed. My muscles spasm everytime I look at female genitalia, then my manly anger stirs up like tomato soup whilst being cooked. My blood boils, and I am ready to summon them to the kitchen where they belong, to slave and slave away in this fantastical utopia where men are superior to ugly women.