1. If you go to the doctor and he whips out his "Johnson and Johnson", that should be a red flag right there. Johnson is another word for penis. That's not a coincidence.
2. If I don't let a man put his penis in my asshole and bust a nut, why should I let some doctor have sex with my arm? A syringe is basically an ejaculating dildo and it's still gay no matter what hole it goes in.
3. They're also talking about making this into a "man date". Now I don't know about you but I always thought dating a man was pretty gay, I've never had to suck anyone's dick to go to a restaurant before, why should I start now?