I (28M, jobless who stays at my grandma's basement) have one confession: I have 69 reddit accounts with at least 5k karma each. How did I do that? Well, I post ridiculous stories in r/AmItheAsshole. I mean, pretty much everyone in that subreddit does it, right? So anyway, fiance (18F, vegan who does cardio 3x a week and volunteers at animal compound on weekends) accidentally saw my fake stories draft through my Google drive. She reprimanded me for it. I told her not to make a fuss about ti because pretty much everything on that subreddit is fake anyway. However, she claimed I should not join the bandwagon because mods are working really hard to make the community safe for everyone. She also pointed out that rather than making shitposts, maybe it's time for me to take a bath because I haven't taken a bath for three months, shave, and actually look for a work to be a productive member of the society. I'm upset. Shitposting is my calling, and I feel like she's taking away the only thing that makes me happy. The thought of stopping it scares me so much. I feel like I'll lose my mind if I don't do karma-whoring activities on Reddit. Grandma sided with GF. Now I feel like everyone is against me. AITA?