I got this new yaoi plot. Basically, there’s this high school guy except he’s got **huge** Balls. I mean some **serious** conkers. A real set of **testonkers**. Packin some **schlongonhonkeros**. Massive **narharkobankalargs**. Big ol’ **congongerogoogers**. 

What happens next?!

Transfer student shows up with **even bigger schlarkarkodinkobargs**. **Humongous Plongolongolohungerocoomers**.