So at sleepaway camp there were some horses grazing in a field nearby and some perverted weird mfs were staring at their literal horse cocks which were flaccid So to put on a show I, also being a perverted weird mf, jokingly twerked at the horse; I then proceeded to moan repeatedly and got on my knees and mimed sucking someone off, making gagging noises as I did so (in retrospect this sounds weird af but in my defense I was buzzed on mugwort at the time) Anyway the horse’s cock then got hard as it watched my performance, growing to about 20 inches. I laughed my ass off.

What is wrong with me