Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the deltarune goat so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the dark world I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Ralsei. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Ralsei's tight goat boipussy. I want him to have my mutant human/goat babies. 

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with a farmer's goat. I'd dressed him in my sister's bathrobe and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Nintendo Switch. I might not ever get to see Ralsei again.