Daisy Kay (zalgoshere) Daisy Kay zalgoshere Chat with Daisy Kay. Showing 15883 messages from 26.04.2014 to 29.05.2014. Chat created on 26.04.2014, 15986 messages in total. Source: C:\Users\Manderz\AppData\Roaming\Skype\facebook#3atyrion.targaryan.79\main.db. Statistics Kommissar Mandar (facebook:tyrion.targaryan.79) Kommissar Mandar facebook:tyrion.targaryan.79 Daisy Kay Kommissar Mandar Daisy Kay Kommissar Mandar Daisy Kay Kommissar Mandar Saturday, 26. April 2014 Kommissar Mandar Kommissar Mandar would like to add you on Skype Hi Daisy Kay, I'd like to add you as a contact. Kommissar Mandar 20:08 Daisy Kay Has shared contact details with Kommissar Mandar. 20:08 chee chee 20:08 what up 20:12 Kommissar Mandar haayy 20:12 nothin much 20:12 Just dicking around on FYAD 20:12 Daisy Kay I don't really go there anymore. No more interesting art. 20:13 Kommissar Mandar I just go to 'ave a giggle 20:14 Daisy Kay it was pretty cool when I was 20-21. 20:14 Kommissar Mandar I was a /b/tard when I was that age 20:15 Now I look and I'm like 'dafuq was wrong with me?' 20:15 Daisy Kay most of the "jokes" I made on fyad I look back on like "you dumb sack of garbage" 20:16 Kommissar Mandar lol I've only managed to make one thread that wasn't instantly gassed 20:17 all I wrote was "All aboard the ham tram!" 20:17 Daisy Kay I think at some point you gotta get that "ironic asshole" attitude out of your system. I thought "if I still think this is cool when I'm 30 I have brain problems." 20:17 Kommissar Mandar or your just high lol 20:18 that's how I did most of my FYAD perusing 20:18 I've lost all my weed connections though 20:19 Daisy Kay I tend to be a little more forgiving to kids in their teens/early 20s because our brains aren't fully developed yet. 20:19 Kommissar Mandar FYAD is a lot less funny sober 20:19 well, a lot of things are 20:19 Daisy Kay scientific fact, our frontal lobe does not become fully connect until out mid to late 20s. That is the part of your brain that makes all the important choices you make. 20:19 so you're allowed to fuck up a bit. 20:20 Kommissar Mandar ah man, I'm 25 20:20 I'm out of the forgiveness zone 20:20 Daisy Kay bonk 20:20 Kommissar Mandar The only thing that made me laugh harder while stoned than FYAD and BYOB was just looking at fanart of Snape from Harry Potter 20:21 do not ask me why but there is something about a distorted, poorly drawn face of Alan Rickman that breaks my funny bone 20:21 That and poorly drawn Benedict Cumberbatch 20:21 and Sifl and Olly 20:23 Do you remember that show? 20:23 Daisy Kay shading on the face 20:23 in odd areas 20:23 Kommissar Mandar AHAHAHA yes! 20:23 Daisy Kay attention to details on someone's upper lip 20:23 the nose is off-center 20:23 Kommissar Mandar Sent file stoned snape.jpg. 20:30 shit like this makes me laugh way too hard 20:30 Daisy Kay oh yeah? 20:31 well what if the captain under it was "im gay." 20:31 Kommissar Mandar any caption would make me bust a gut to be honest 20:32 Daisy Kay brb, gonna put some slop on my stupid face 20:32 Kommissar Mandar I like when the basic structure of a drawing is good but there's a damning detail that breaks it and makes it uncanny valley and hilarious 20:32 Daisy Kay then I will draw a yena 20:32 Kommissar Mandar oh my god you are literally the best 20:32 Daisy Kay they are carrying a bone 20:48 Kommissar Mandar =D 20:49 You have no idea how much I love hyenas 20:49 I would have one for a pet if it was legal and they didn't have a tendency to rip faces off 20:49 Daisy Kay Call 20:56 can you see the video 20:56 Kommissar Mandar OMG YES!! 20:56 IT'S AMAZING!!!! 20:57 I am legit speechless right now 20:59 Daisy Kay I thought I heard a pup 21:01 Kommissar Mandar LOL really? 21:01 I don't even know if the mic works on this baby 21:01 Daisy Kay something was squeaking! 21:01 Kommissar Mandar That's probably just the sound of my comp screaming in pain 21:02 I hear the angelic sound of your laughter :3 21:02 this is absolutely mesmerizing to watch 21:03 holy pooperdidles I'm making that my profile pic when it's done 21:05 Daisy Kay brb 21:06 Kommissar Mandar kk 21:06 Daisy Kay I hear typing. 21:10 Kommissar Mandar oh shit 21:11 I was not even aware I had a mic on this comp that worked 21:11 Daisy Kay Flash CS5 21:13 Kommissar Mandar Call ended 21:19 Daisy Kay https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/460272196590370817 21:19 Kommissar Mandar OMG I LOVE IT!!!! 21:20 Daisy Kay tweeted et 21:20 Kommissar Mandar I love you :3 21:23 I'm just sayin' 21:23 Daisy Kay *curtsies* 21:23 Kommissar Mandar You are certainly the first person to tell me I have a lovely voice 21:24 I will have to return the favor by drawing you more klurfs 21:30 Daisy Kay aww 21:32 Kommissar Mandar I wanna draw your klurf in my style 21:32 whatever 'my style' is lol 21:33 Daisy Kay will i have boobs 21:34 sorry I'm teasing 21:34 Kommissar Mandar ahaha if you want them! 21:37 I am actually famous for drawing boobs 21:37 I'm dead ass serious 21:37 That is how I won my fame in art class in high school 21:37 drawing good boobs 21:37 Daisy Kay I like to avoid drawing boobs ha ha 21:38 Kommissar Mandar I love drawing boobs lol, I don't know what it is 21:38 there was this one dude in my high school 21:39 who would always have me draw boobs for his locker 21:39 I literally never spoke in high school so this was the only legacy I left 21:40 I"m brainstorming all sorts of fun ideas for your klurf 21:42 I think I"m gonna put a Mario hat on you 21:42 Daisy Kay aww 21:43 Kommissar Mandar What's your favorite Mario game? 21:44 Daisy Kay I like all of them, sorry 21:46 Kommissar Mandar lol 21:47 I like Lost Levels 21:47 It's just challenging enough without being a douchey romhack 21:47 Daisy Kay All Night Nippon Mario Brothers 21:48 Kommissar Mandar I'm looking that up now 21:49 d'aaw it's for the Famicom disk system 21:50 Daisy Kay haha 21:50 most obscure mario game 21:50 Kommissar Mandar I can never get obscure stuff like that on an emulator to work 21:50 though 21:50 Daisy Kay oh you need to have an FDS bios rom 21:50 Kommissar Mandar I did manage to get a CDi emulator working lol 21:51 Daisy Kay it is a few extra steps 21:51 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, I've tried so hard to get stuff like Sega Saturn emulators working 21:55 but I just get frustrated 21:55 I just wanna play Sonic R dammit =( 21:55 I was one of 10 people who actually liked that game 21:55 Daisy Kay My Sega Saturn busted. The audio stopped working. 21:56 Kommissar Mandar d'aaww =( 21:57 I never had a physical one 21:58 my copy of Sonic R was for PC 21:58 which I now can't run on Windows 7 D: 21:58 Sunday, 27. April 2014 Daisy Kay sligharm 02:21 Kommissar Mandar shmurg burgular =P 13:28 Monday, 28. April 2014 Kommissar Mandar Hey 21:42 Daisy Kay ahoy. 21:42 Kommissar Mandar stahp feelin' lousy =p 21:42 Daisy Kay *ties a ribbon in your hair* 21:42 Kommissar Mandar eeeeee :3 21:43 Is your hair naturally jet black? 21:43 If it is, I'm jealous 21:43 Daisy Kay it got blacker over the years. It aint jet black but a very dark brown. 21:44 Kommissar Mandar I like it 21:44 I used to dye my hair black 21:45 Daisy Kay I had long red curled locks until I was about 17-18. 21:45 Kommissar Mandar holy crap 21:45 Daisy Kay Something happened though, possibly not enough vitamin D. 21:45 Kommissar Mandar that's a drastic change 21:46 Daisy Kay now it is dark brown and wispy 21:46 Kommissar Mandar my vit D levels are always dirt low 21:46 Daisy Kay I clump up my hair so it doesn't get in my ears 21:46 Kommissar Mandar my hair changed from golden blonde to light brown 21:46 Daisy Kay *Sets you in her lap as she draws* 21:47 Kommissar Mandar If only that were real life :3 21:48 I actually cut off all my hair over the summer in a fit of rage 21:48 Daisy Kay *bounces you on her knee* bee bee beep 21:48 Kommissar Mandar Shmorky is the best ride 21:49 Daisy Kay You can call me Daisy if you like. 21:49 Kommissar Mandar You got it, Daisy :) 21:49 Daisy Kay A friend of mine just chopped her hair recently and it looks adorable. 21:49 I love keeping my hair short. 21:50 Kommissar Mandar Some girls really can wear it well 21:51 I haven't had my hair long in a while so I'm growing it out 21:51 Daisy Kay Short hair is not only pretty but also easy to animate. 21:52 Kommissar Mandar oooo 21:53 I like drawing long hair 21:53 that way I can play around with making it all loopy and shiny 21:53 Daisy Kay I'm drawing wet hair. 21:54 Kommissar Mandar oooh 21:55 I just saw the 'Food Fight' cartoon 21:55 Those kids are adorable :3 21:55 Daisy Kay whatcha doin 22:02 Kommissar Mandar 'avin a giggle with some online acquaintences 22:08 Daisy Kay okay good. Bee happy! 22:08 Kommissar Mandar I'll try 22:09 pfffft 22:13 If someone told you that you sucked I'd fucking skin them =P 22:13 they jelly 22:14 Daisy Kay Nah they just hate me. 22:14 Kommissar Mandar Well they can shguzzle my weiner 22:16 Daisy Kay *pats your wiener* 22:16 Kommissar Mandar oh babeh 22:17 Daisy Kay hahaha 22:17 I like the word wiener just by itself 22:17 Kommissar Mandar Weiner is the best dirty word 22:18 Yo 22:18 Could you imagine if there was an erotic fiction book 22:18 that only used 'weiner' when referring to a man's junk? 22:18 Daisy Kay that would be kinda hot 22:18 Kommissar Mandar Seriously! 22:18 Daisy Kay I don't even know what wieners look like 22:19 Kommissar Mandar It's been so long for me that I've forgotten 22:19 Daisy Kay *draw draw 22:21 Kommissar Mandar oh thank you :3 22:21 Daisy Kay huh? 22:22 Oh no I'm still drawin this rainy picture, not wieners. 22:22 Kommissar Mandar lol I know 22:22 Who are you drawing in the rain? 22:22 uhhg I feel like having a drink 22:29 but it's probably not a good idea 22:29 Daisy Kay I'm just drawing a little klurf. 22:29 man the one thing that really upsets me is when someone I care about drinks. I love to take care of people so I tend to get stressed out taking care of someone that is barfing all morning. 22:30 Kommissar Mandar =( 22:31 awww.... 22:31 I didn't mean to upset you 22:31 Daisy Kay ha ha it's okay! 22:31 Kommissar Mandar I probably won't 22:31 Daisy Kay I was just relaying some things I have been through 22:32 Kommissar Mandar Since it never turns out well 22:32 I'm a total lightweight 22:33 So I tend to go overboard even though I don't wanna get that smashed 22:33 And when I do get smashed my brain just starts going through all of my bad memories =( 22:33 Daisy Kay *gives you a bottle... of water!* 22:35 Kommissar Mandar That's probably a better idea lol 22:35 Daisy Kay https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/461022476160364544 23:01 Kommissar Mandar Awww :3 23:01 Such a happy klurf 23:02 Daisy Kay *sniff* 23:02 sorry I'm so sad 23:05 Kommissar Mandar Pssshh 23:06 You're fine, Daisy 23:06 I wish I could do something to make you not sad though 23:07 Because you actually deserve happiness 23:07 Daisy Kay *bounces you on her knee and watches cartoons* 23:07 do not sweat it, pup. 23:07 Kommissar Mandar Most of my friends are sad 23:08 I'm pretty much at rock bottom 23:08 So I'm just kinda...meh now 23:08 Daisy Kay What do you like 23:09 what makes you happy 23:09 Kommissar Mandar I like writing 23:09 I like Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones 23:10 I like laughing at nonsense 23:10 I like swimming 23:10 There's a lot of things I liked that I can't do anymore 23:11 I liked having a nice roommate and playing with our cat 23:11 I liked driving out to Vegas with my old roommate in AZ 23:11 And dicking around at the penny slots 23:12 I liked driving through the desert at night 23:12 Daisy Kay *sighs, staring up at the ceiling* 23:13 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, that pretty much describes what I'm left with now lol 23:13 Now I mostly just write 23:13 Cause it's my way of mentally escaping 23:14 I have no IRL friends left to hang out with 23:14 no drugs left to numb myself with 23:14 Daisy Kay write to me. Tell me something, in writing. 23:14 Kommissar Mandar hmmmmmmmmm 23:15 And when she looked at her she realized that she may as well lay down and stop living right there.... 23:16 Daisy Kay *chews on her t-shirt* 23:16 Kommissar Mandar ....because she would never see a beauty as fine as the one before her..... 23:16 .....and her name was Daisy 23:17 Daisy Kay ha ha aw. That was too much! 23:17 *presses a hand to your face, blushing* 23:17 *pushes your face gently* Nnnf! 23:17 Kommissar Mandar :3 23:17 Daisy Kay *tugs the strings on her hoodie and hides* 23:17 Kommissar Mandar Only that time I wasn't writing about fantasy... 23:18 just stone cold truth 23:18 You're beautiful < 3 23:19 Daisy Kay *rolls onto her tummy* 23:19 *crawls under the covers* 23:19 Kommissar Mandar You're too adorable 23:20 Daisy Kay nope 23:21 Kommissar Mandar yup 23:21 Daisy Kay Noooope. 23:21 *tosses around under the covers* no no no no 23:21 Kommissar Mandar *crawls under the covers with you* 23:21 Daisy Kay *pokes her snoot around under the covers, finding you "hey... what're you doin in here?"* 23:22 Kommissar Mandar *flicks your snoot* 23:24 Daisy Kay *grabs her klurfy snoot and wriggles* hey! 23:24 Kommissar Mandar =P 23:27 Daisy Kay what? 23:27 Kommissar Mandar So what makes you happy? 23:27 Daisy Kay Well I was starting to feel happy just a moment ago. He he. Heh. huh. 23:27 Kommissar Mandar oh? :3 23:28 Daisy Kay My head feels all floaty... I am feelin funny. It's not great but it's not bad. 23:30 *bites on her knuckles, looking away. Only her snoot and mouth stick out of the hoody as it's all sinched up.* 23:31 Kommissar Mandar I wish I could cuddle the shit out of you, but I know you're not a fan of that 23:34 Daisy Kay I trust you. 23:34 Kommissar Mandar aww really? :3 23:34 Daisy Kay I'm just very scared and protective of myself all the time. 23:34 Kommissar Mandar I don't blame you 23:35 Daisy Kay *bites her pillow* 23:35 What would you do? Now I'm curious. 23:37 Kommissar Mandar I would just cuddle you nicely 23:38 Daisy Kay go on 23:38 Kommissar Mandar Well 23:38 I would come over there and just wrap you up nice and warm in my arms 23:39 and brush my nails across your back =3 23:39 Daisy Kay *smiles* 23:39 big strong arms... 23:40 *rubs your biceps* 23:40 Kommissar Mandar lol I'm not strong at all 23:40 I haven't worked out in like 4 years 23:40 Daisy Kay I can pretend. 23:40 Kommissar Mandar aww =3 23:40 Welp 23:41 I would run my fingers through your soft hair 23:41 Daisy Kay he he. Don't get your fingers tangled now... 23:41 Kommissar Mandar Maybe I want to 23:42 Daisy Kay *presses her snoot to your nose* what else? 23:43 Kommissar Mandar I'm really good at giving massages 23:44 I could give you one while you drift off to sleep on my chest 23:44 it's nice and soft =3 23:44 Daisy Kay *climbs over top of you, all small and light and fragile* 23:45 Kommissar Mandar I'll pet you just like a kitty 23:47 Daisy Kay *Sets her head on your chest and wiggles her bottom in the air behind her* nyah nyyarrhhh... ruh... *mumbles.* 23:48 Kommissar Mandar I'll bet you feel nice and soft, too 23:49 Daisy Kay What else 23:49 Kommissar Mandar hmmmm 23:51 Everything else I want to do with you is just unladylike :3 23:53 But really 23:53 I would love to have you fall asleep in my arms 23:53 Daisy Kay I just wanna hear everything. I'm not gonna be nervous or anxious. I'm all floaty and content and I feel safe right now. 23:54 Kommissar Mandar Really? =O 23:55 Daisy Kay *Is all small and comfy on top of you, resting her head on your chest and chewing on the pull-string of her hoodie.* 23:56 Kommissar Mandar Well in that case 23:57 *Moving in Stereo starts playing* 23:57 *I get out of the pool and strip out of my red bikini* 23:57 Daisy Kay he he *blush* 23:58 *covers her eyes but still peeks through her fingers* 23:58 Kommissar Mandar I'm yours =3 23:58 I would kiss you, if that's alright? 23:59 Daisy Kay I'm more of a plaything than a player... 23:59 yeah. 23:59 Kommissar Mandar I would certainly like you as my plaything, Ms. Daisy 23:59 *runs my tongue over yours* 23:59 Tuesday, 29. April 2014 Daisy Kay *pulls off her hood and adjusts the flower clip in her hair* 00:00 *eyes go wide as she gets kissed, feeling your tongue roll around inside her mouth.* 00:00 Kommissar Mandar *deepens the kiss* 00:00 Do you like that, Daisy? 00:01 Daisy Kay *nods a bit* Smooches feel nice. *She looks down, rubbing her legs together.* 00:02 Kommissar Mandar Then I'll give you more 00:02 I'll kiss you all down your neck 00:03 Hope you don't mind if I bite a little =3 00:03 Daisy Kay *shivers a bit, tilting her head to the side. She shakes her head silently and balls her hands up into little fists.* 00:04 Kommissar Mandar *licks your neck* 00:05 Does that feel good? 00:05 Daisy Kay *lets out a tiny whine from her throat* Mm-hmm. *she responds through tight lips.* 00:05 Kommissar Mandar Forgive me if I seem forward, but do you like pierced boobs, Daisy? 00:07 Daisy Kay I don't mind them... Why? *blushes suddenly, turning red all over her blueish face.* 00:08 Kommissar Mandar Well, I have a lot of things pierced.... 00:08 Daisy Kay *sucks on her own finger, her eyes suddenly wandering lower.* 00:09 Kommissar Mandar My eyebrow, by bellybutton, and both boobs 00:09 You wanna rest your head in my boobs, sweetling? 00:10 Daisy Kay *nods her head slowly, looking up at you.* 00:10 Kommissar Mandar *Shmuzzles your face in her boobs* 00:11 Daisy Kay *giggles softly and then sighs contentedly, rubbing her face between your soft boobs. She wraps her arms around you and hugs tightly.* 00:12 Kommissar Mandar awww 00:13 *gives you light scratches* 00:13 Your skin is just so soft... 00:13 Daisy Kay *Wiggles her rump behind her as she gently chews on your shirt.* 00:14 Kommissar Mandar *slaps your rump* 00:14 Daisy Kay *lets out a yelp, jumping forward and bumping our crotches together.* 00:14 Kommissar Mandar mmmmmmmm 00:15 Feels nice... 00:15 Daisy Kay *The curious lil klurf takes a hold of the hem of your shirt and lifts it slowly, taking a peek under it.* 00:16 Kommissar Mandar Do you like what you see? 00:16 Daisy Kay *Looks up, the reddish hue still on her face. She nods and then looks back down at your pierced nipples. She leans forward, giving the one on the right a little kiss.* 00:17 Kommissar Mandar *shudders* 00:17 Daisy Kay *closes her eyes and wraps her lips around the nipple, giving it a little tug inside her mouth.* 00:18 Kommissar Mandar mmmmmm 00:19 You have no idea how good that feels.... 00:19 *grabs onto your hair* 00:19 Daisy Kay *makes little noises as she gently nurses on your nipple, her tongue grinding over it inside her maw.* 00:20 Kommissar Mandar I can't believe a beautiful babe like you is doing things like this to me.... 00:21 I must be dreamin' 00:21 Daisy Kay *blushes, not really feeling that special. She feels privileged to nurse on you, pulling and tugging your nipple inside your mouth as she sucks. She tugs at her jeans and shifts around on top of you.* 00:22 Kommissar Mandar *blushes* 00:22 You can have all you want, sweetheart 00:23 I could feel your mouth on me forever and never get tired... 00:23 *rakes nails across your butt* 00:24 Daisy Kay *Feels all vulnerable yet safe, lying on top of you. She moves her head to your other nipple, leaving your other one exposed, the cool air touching your wet nipple now. Daisy makes a little yelp as you touch her butt through her jeans. It feels soft.* 00:25 Kommissar Mandar Oh god, yes..... 00:26 *runs nails across your sides* 00:26 *hands trail back down to your butt* 00:26 You have such a cute butt :3 00:27 Daisy Kay *Daisy blushes as you take your attention back to her round rump. There's an extra softness to it. She shakes her head, blushing more "it's not that cute..." She holds her hands between her legs as she squirms on top of you.* 00:28 Kommissar Mandar Yes it is 00:29 *spanks* 00:29 Daisy Kay *makes a little squeak from the spank!* 00:29 Kommissar Mandar *Reaches down to caress your thigh* 00:29 *scratches* 00:30 Daisy Kay *Daisy's thigh feels a bit harder. Her legs are fairly tight as she does a lot of running and walking.* 00:30 *makes little rustling sounds as she squirms on top of you some more.* 00:30 Kommissar Mandar *with one swift motion I grab you and flip you over so you're underneath me* 00:31 *I plant kisses all over your face, and enter your mouth with my tongue again* 00:31 Daisy Kay Daisy looks up timidly as she lies on her back. She opens her mouth like she's about to say something when you begin to kiss her again. Her eyes go half closed and she lolls her tongue around yours. She rubs her thighs together and twists her hoody anxiously.* 00:33 Kommissar Mandar *gently removes your hoodie* 00:34 mmmm, that's better 00:34 *Plants kisses all over your neck and down your chest* 00:34 Daisy Kay *Daisy blushes warmly, even her chest warms up as you unzip her hoodie and find her not with a bra, but a little binder across her flat chest.* 00:34 *Daisy lets out small whimpers as you kiss her neck and go lower.* 00:36 Kommissar Mandar You taste so good.... 00:36 *Runs tongue right down the center of your breasts* 00:36 Daisy Kay *Daisy holds her hands up to her binder. "Would you like to take this off? You kind of have to pull it down, like pants..."* 00:36 Kommissar Mandar mmmm yesss 00:37 Daisy Kay *Daisy tugs her binder down a bit, careful as she pulls it down over her pants, not wanting her jeans to come off. She frees her small breasts, mostly flattened by using the binder all day long. She just likes her chest better this way. Her nipples are small but a bit sensitive and hard at the moment.* 00:38 Kommissar Mandar mmmmm 00:39 *Playfully runs tongue all around your breast, stopping at your nipple* 00:39 *Flicks nipple with tongue* 00:40 Daisy Kay *Daisy raises her fist to her mouth and lets out a pained whimper. Your tongue so close to her makes her shiver. When you flick her nipple she lets out a small yelp like you did when you smacked her butt.* 00:40 Kommissar Mandar *Greedily takes your breast in her mouth and brushes teeth on your nipple* 00:42 Daisy Kay *Daisy lets out puppy-like whimpers and whines as she feels your teeth graze against her flesh. She whispers "please be careful... I'm really sensitive..."* 00:43 Kommissar Mandar *nurses roughly* 00:43 Daisy Kay *bites on her knuckles again as you suck her nipple. She lifts her legs and hooks them around your back.* 00:43 Kommissar Mandar mmmmm.....you like that? 00:44 Daisy Kay *bites on the tip of her tongue. She looks at you as your mouth hovers over her nipple. She nods her head slightly.* 00:44 Kommissar Mandar Good..... 00:45 *rocks her hips against yours* 00:45 *Moves to nurse the other nipple* 00:45 Daisy Kay *Daisy blushes as you grind against her, feeling all the softness under her waist. She lets out a long whine as you suck on her other nipple.* 00:46 Kommissar Mandar *sucks harder* 00:47 Daisy, you bring out the beast in me and I can't help but be intoxicated by you.... 00:47 Daisy Kay *Daisy grips your back, digging her fingers into you a bit "ah! Nnn-carefuuul!" she cries out.* 00:47 Kommissar Mandar I want to ride you like a cowgirl into the sunset... 00:47 *rocks hips harder* 00:48 Daisy Kay *Daisy shuts her eyes. She loosens her legs from you and lets them drop. A faint croak comes from her throat as you push against her soft crotch area.* 00:49 Kommissar Mandar mmmmm 00:50 You don't know what you do to me, Daisy.... 00:50 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks away bashfully as she starts to warm up around her pants area. She just feels hotter and hotter.* 00:51 Kommissar Mandar *Rocks faster* 00:52 *carresses your face with her nails* 00:52 What color would you say your eyes are Daisy? 00:52 They're so beautiful..... 00:52 Daisy Kay *looks at you. Her eyes have bright, dark, and light greens as well as brown.* They're hazel... *She blinks slowly. Her eyelashes are long and curled.* 00:54 Kommissar Mandar mmmmm, so beautiful.... 00:55 *plants gentle kisses on your eyelids* 00:55 Daisy Kay *Daisy giggles softly, closing her eyes as you kiss them.* 00:55 Kommissar Mandar Your laughter makes me so happy.... 00:56 Daisy Kay *looks up at you with her big bright eyes as she bites on her thumb.* 00:56 Kommissar Mandar I listen for it in all your videos...it makes my day, it really does... 00:56 *kisses your neck* 00:56 Daisy Kay *squirms around under you, fidgeting.* 00:57 Kommissar Mandar The sound of your laughter is like a daily reminder to me that there is still beauty left in this world.... 00:57 *Licks your neck and rocks harder* 00:57 Daisy Kay *Daisy trails her hands downward and hooks her fingers into your waistband. She tugs and takes a curious peek.* 00:58 Kommissar Mandar *you feel that wetness, Daisy? that's for you....* 00:59 Daisy Kay *Daisy seems to heat up once again. She gingerly undoes your pants and pulls them down just a bit to peek at your wet underwear.* 01:00 Kommissar Mandar That's all for you....because you're so beautiful and special 01:01 The sound of your voice soothes me in ways you don't even understand.... 01:01 Daisy Kay *bites her bottom lip. She reaches for her own pants but she bashfully keeps them up.* 01:02 Kommissar Mandar It's okay, sweetling, you don't have to be shy... 01:03 This will just be our little secret.... 01:03 *Brushes a short wisp of dark brown hair beind your ear and nibbles your ear with my teeth* 01:03 Daisy Kay *She moves her hands away and lets them rest at either hide. She sighs softly as you bite her ear.* 01:03 Kommissar Mandar *lets my breath tickle your ear and licks softly* 01:04 You're so pretty.... 01:05 Daisy Kay *Daisy isn't sure about letting you undress her further, but she lets her guard down and keeps her hands rested at either side of her head. She turns her head to the side as you lick her ear.* 01:06 Kommissar Mandar *Rakes nails across your lower waist* 01:06 I'll only go further if you want me to, sweetling 01:06 Daisy Kay *Daisy tenses up a bit, trembling as you run your nails lower. You can see the fancy floral waistband of her underpants peeking out the top of her jeans.* 01:08 Kommissar Mandar So lovely.... 01:09 *purrs against your throat* 01:09 Daisy Kay *Faint noises come from the small girl. She curls up her toe pads anxiously as you get close to her throat.* 01:09 Kommissar Mandar *licks your throat* 01:10 *sssshhhhh, it'll be okay* 01:10 *I'd never hurt you, sweetling* 01:10 Daisy Kay *Daisy gets extra hot. She's not afraid of being hurt. She just seems to be shy and anxious, something that you've been fixing, slowly breaking down her defenses. She wipes her brow. Her heart pounds in her chest.* 01:11 Kommissar Mandar awww 01:12 *runs her nails lower* 01:12 Daisy Kay *Daisy breathes a little quicker, but she tries to control it. She looks down nervously as your nails go down to her pants.* 01:13 Kommissar Mandar I only want to make you feel good, sweetheart... 01:13 Daisy Kay *Daisy nods "I know..." she squeaks out.* 01:13 Kommissar Mandar Then I think you'll like....this... 01:14 *undoes jeans with teeth* 01:14 Are you alright, baby? 01:14 Daisy Kay *Daisy giggles a bit. She's still nervous as you unzip her, slowly revealing more of her embarrassing bloomers. They look so soft rather than being thin like panties. She swallows, making an audible gulp.* 01:16 Kommissar Mandar mmmmm 01:17 *Pulls down your jeans and chucks them against the wall* 01:18 *Grinds her bare womanhood against you* 01:18 How does that make you feel, darling? 01:19 Your shyness is so adorable.. 01:20 Daisy Kay *Daisy gasps a bit. Seeing the way you just undressed her so quickly, leaving her only in her puffy underpants. She moans a bit as you rub your crotch against her. She bites down on her thumb, turning her head away, but still looking at you from the corner of her eye.* 01:22 Kommissar Mandar So precious... 01:23 *bends over you, still grinding* 01:23 *look at me baby...* 01:23 I love seeing those gorgeous hazel eyes... 01:23 Daisy Kay *turns her head, looking straight at you, light bouncing off of her eyes.* 01:24 Kommissar Mandar *Caresses your face* 01:24 If I lived a thousand years I don't think I'd ever again come across such beauty.... 01:25 *Nibbles your other ear* 01:25 Daisy Kay *Daisy feels incredibly flattered. She makes a pitiful whimper as you nibble her ear.* 01:26 Kommissar Mandar *rakes nails across your chest, stopping my palm over your heart to feel it pound* 01:27 Daisy Kay *Daisy tenses up yet again. She eyes your hand as it goes over her bare chest. You feel her heart just slamming against your palm. She reaches down between her legs, her bloomers rustling with each little movement she makes now.* 01:28 Kommissar Mandar mmmmmmmm 01:29 *Plants kisses over your throat, down your chest, down your stomach* 01:30 *Takes the waistband of your underwear in her mouth* 01:30 May I, my sweetheart? 01:30 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks embarrassed. She's a bit pensive. Before she can answer you pull away her poofy underwear with her teeth. They are very damp on the inside and her soft pussy glistens. Her pubic hair is shaved just enough to be stubbly. She looks away again, letting out more pathetic whimpers.* 01:33 Kommissar Mandar mmmmmm 01:34 *licks softly around your soft pussy* 01:34 Daisy Kay *Daisy lets out a whine as you taste the bitter wetness around her pussy. She cringes a bit, feeling so awkward.* 01:35 Kommissar Mandar mmmm so sweet..... 01:36 *Bumps her nose against your clit* 01:37 Daisy Kay *Daisy sucks on her thumb, muffled whimpers coming from her. She lets out a small gasp as you touch her clit.* 01:37 Kommissar Mandar I never knew I could feel this alive again.... 01:38 *deepens her mouths grasp on your soft pussy* 01:38 Daisy Kay *Daisy trembles under you. "c-could you just lick around the outside?" she says in a breathy whisper. She cringes as she feels your mouth covering her whole vulva.* 01:40 Kommissar Mandar Of course, sweetlight 01:40 *licks around your private lips...nibbling slightly...* 01:41 *Rakes nails on the outside of your thigh* 01:41 Daisy Kay *Daisy starts to squirm again. She rubs her legs and feet together. "ah! ahh..." little noises come from her throat. As she feels your nails on her thigh she tries to speak "stop... no wait, don't..." she whimpers.* 01:42 Kommissar Mandar *takes her hand away* 01:43 Sorry, sweetheart 01:43 *kisses your feet in apology* 01:43 Daisy Kay *looks up and giggles bashfully "I m-meant don't stop..."* 01:43 Kommissar Mandar awwww =3 01:44 *Slithers back up, licking the inside of your thigh* 01:44 Daisy Kay *Daisy sits up, feeling a bit of pressure. She crosses her legs but then uncrosses them when you lick around her thigh. She huffs a bit.* 01:45 Kommissar Mandar Do you know how happy you make me, Daisy? 01:45 I could hold you in my arms forever and never get tired, do you know that? 01:45 Daisy Kay *Daisy pulls herself out of her bed, clutching a hand between her legs. She sits at the edge of the bed, blushing some more.* 01:46 Kommissar Mandar *gently moves hands aside and licks your private lips* 01:47 Do you like this, sweetheart? 01:47 I'll do anything you want me to.... 01:47 Daisy Kay *Daisy gasps as you lick her once again, taking charge and moving her hands away for her. She raises her wrist to her forehead, breathing deep and long. "yes, I just... have to..."* 01:48 Kommissar Mandar mmmmmmm 01:49 *caresses thigh gently* 01:50 It makes me feel so good to make you feel good.. 01:50 Daisy Kay *Daisy shoots to her feet suddenly. She awkwardly stumbles as she dashes into the bathroom. "Just a minute!" she cries out from the doorway.* 01:51 Kommissar Mandar Sure thing, sweetheart! 01:51 Daisy Kay *You can hear her piddling. It echoes from the bathroom walls as she leaves the door open. She hums to herself, swinging her feet.* 01:52 Kommissar Mandar mmmmm 01:53 Daisy Kay *Daisy realizes she's left the door open. She slides off the toilet and peeks from the doorway shyly.* 01:53 Kommissar Mandar It's okay, darling... 01:54 Come back to me, my sweet.... 01:54 Daisy Kay *The naked girl bounces over to you, leaping onto the bed and bouncing across it, almost falling off the edge.* 01:55 Kommissar Mandar awwww 01:55 *Gently straddles atop you* 01:56 *presses her mouth to yours, taking your bottom lip in her teeth as she pulls away* 01:56 Daisy Kay *Daisy closes her eyes, letting you kiss and bite her lip. She sighs softly, lying back and being less fidgety than before.* 01:57 Kommissar Mandar *trails kisses down the tender flesh of your neck* 01:58 *Down your chest and towards your stomach* 01:58 Daisy Kay *The small girl starts to blush again as you kiss down to her little round tummy.* 01:59 Kommissar Mandar *I let my fingers intertwine with yours and grip your hand reassuringly* 02:00 *my tongue travels lower* 02:01 Daisy Kay *squeezes your hand in hers. She arches her back as your tongue goes lower.* 02:01 Kommissar Mandar *her mouth finds you sopping wet as she licks the outside of your soft pussy* 02:02 Daisy Kay *Daisy is a bit embarrassed to have you licking her down there, especially right after she peed. There's a mixture of bitter and sweet flavors on your tongue as you lick between her lips. Though she's shy she can't pull away, enjoying the feeling of your tongue against her.* 02:04 Kommissar Mandar I'm so glad I make you feel good, darling... 02:05 *rubs your hand* 02:05 Daisy Kay *Daisy is fully relaxed, all her defenses down. She holds her thumb in her mouth, lying peacefully on the bed and breathing slowly.* 02:06 Kommissar Mandar Good girl.... 02:06 *deepens her kisses on your pussy* 02:07 Daisy Kay *Daisy blushes again as you talk down to her, but she accepts it. She gasps and moans as you kiss her pussy some more, tasting her excitable fluids as they go into your mouth. She arches her back. "You've been making me... have so many..." she admits to you.* 02:08 Kommissar Mandar mmmm 02:10 *Lets her tongue go wild on your sopping pussy* 02:10 *flicks her tongue on the sensitive top of your clit* 02:11 Daisy Kay *Daisy cringes, shuddering as she continues to orgasm, building up until she reaches her limit. Her voice cracks as she cries out and she flops onto the bed limply.* 02:12 Kommissar Mandar Do I make you feel good, my angel? 02:13 Daisy Kay *Nods slowly, looking up at you "yes ma'am." she answers like you were some authority figure. She pants, catching her breath.* 02:13 Kommissar Mandar Awwww 02:14 *bounds up and takes you in her arms, laying your head against her large boobs* 02:15 *Stroking your hair* 02:15 Daisy Kay *Daisy sighs a bit, rubbing her face between your boobs. The over-stimulated girl ends up wetting on the bed a little. You feel the warmth on your thigh. Daisy's face turns hot and you feel the heat as her face is pressed up against your boob.* 02:16 Kommissar Mandar I like the way that feels... 02:17 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks down a bit "I was gonna say sorry..." she mumbles, sounding embarrassed.* 02:18 Kommissar Mandar You can fall asleep right there if you like, or you could do whatever you want to me. Never would I ask recompense when it comes to gifts from an angel on Earth... 02:18 Daisy Kay *Daisy begins to squirm, not sure if she wants to get up again. She rests her small body on top of yours, nuzzling her face against your hard nipple.* 02:20 Kommissar Mandar mmmm 02:21 *strokes your hair lovingly* 02:21 I swear, I could drown in those eyes, Daisy.... 02:22 Daisy Kay *Daisy feels all kind of abivalent feelings. She's not used to the compliments. She wriggles on top of you, fidgeting nervously.* 02:23 Kommissar Mandar I know my attempts to put your beauty to words are weak at best, but I still dare to try to compliment an angel... 02:25 *Kisses your hair* 02:25 *Kisses your forhead* 02:26 *Hugs you tight* 02:26 Daisy Kay *Daisy wriggles on top of you. Her eyes go wide when you hug her tightly. "Oh I wish I was an angel, at least right now..."* 02:27 Kommissar Mandar You are, dearest... 02:28 At least to this tired, old heart 02:28 *runs nails lovingly up and down your back, just enjoying the sound of your breath* 02:29 Daisy Kay *Daisy bites on her fingers, looking down "I just mean 'cause I gotta go again..."* 02:29 Kommissar Mandar awww =3 02:30 Daisy Kay *buries her blushing face between your boobs.* 02:30 Kommissar Mandar Do what you need to, sweetling 02:31 Daisy Kay *Daisy whispers to you softly "I don't want to get up though..."* 02:32 Kommissar Mandar I'll be here when you get back, I'll be here always... 02:32 Daisy Kay *Daisy stays put, continuing to squirm on top of you. She keeps her blushing face hidden but you can feel just how hot she is.* 02:34 Kommissar Mandar mmmm, you're like a furnace, sweetheart... 02:34 Do I make you that way? 02:34 Daisy Kay *Daisy rubs her face up and down between your breasts to nod.* 02:35 Kommissar Mandar *blushes* 02:35 You are too sweet.... 02:36 *Kisses your nose* 02:36 I feel so peaceful with you in my arms... 02:37 I can't even describe it... 02:37 Daisy Kay *Daisy moves her head slightly and feels you kiss her on her snoot. Daisy lowers herself slightly, her prickly, stubbly pussy touching yours.* 02:38 Kommissar Mandar christ in heaven, that feels so good.... 02:39 *breathes in sharply* 02:39 Daisy Kay *Daisy likes how it feels too, though the pressure on her bladder is getting too strong. She squirms, and the squirming only intensifies the grinding against your pussy.* 02:40 Kommissar Mandar mmmm...yesss... 02:41 *scratches into your back slightly rough from the intensity* 02:41 Daisy Kay *Daisy closes her eyes. She can't stop. You feel heat go across your pussy lips.She lets out a faint squeak of embarrassment.* 02:43 Kommissar Mandar It's alright, baby.... 02:43 *Grinds against you harder* 02:44 Daisy Kay *Daisy's mouth hangs open. You feel her hot breath flow against you as she gives up and soaks your pussy with hers.* 02:45 Kommissar Mandar God I love the way your mouth feels on my tit.... 02:45 That's it, suck harder baby.... 02:46 I like it rough.... 02:46 *rides your pussy like a stallion* 02:46 Daisy Kay *Daisy sucks deep and hard, tugging your nipple into her mouth. She pulls on it and flicks it with her tongue inside her mouth. She makes loud squeaks as you buck against her wet cunt.* 02:47 Kommissar Mandar I never dreamed you'd be this close to me... 02:47 It's like holding a fallen star in my hand... 02:48 Daisy Kay *Daisy pants softly, catching her breath.* 02:48 Kommissar Mandar *whimpers into your ear* 02:48 *Holds you tight, purring into your hair* 02:50 You're gonna make me explode, sweetheart... 02:50 Is that what you want? 02:51 Daisy Kay *whispers soflty* I... 02:51 I feel like I am gonna go over the edge. 02:51 Kommissar Mandar Then take my hand and come with me... 02:51 Daisy Kay Do you wanna explode too? 02:51 Kommissar Mandar We'll fall together.... 02:51 Yesssssss 02:51 Daisy Kay *grinds herself against you.* 02:52 Kommissar Mandar oh god, yessssssss 02:52 *bucks uncontrollably* 02:52 uuuuuhhhgggg.................. 02:52 Daisy Kay *Looks down holding herself up so she can watch our wet privates slam against each other.* 02:52 *grunts softly, rubbing up and down so you can feel her bristles against your skin.* 02:53 Kommissar Mandar mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 02:53 *growles* 02:53 oh god...... 02:54 *SCREAMS* 02:54 Daisy Kay *smiles at you, watching your face.* 02:54 Kommissar Mandar *Gushes wetness all over your pussy and thighs as she comes* 02:54 *slams her mouth against yours, moaning* 02:55 Daisy Kay *giggles, a bit surprised by how much wetness she feels coming out of you.* 02:55 *gasps and kisses back.* 02:55 Kommissar Mandar *floods you even harder* 02:55 *shudders* 02:56 Daisy Kay *blushes* 02:56 Kommissar Mandar *tries to catch breath* 02:56 Daisy Kay for me it's just... there's not much. It's all internalized. I feel all these little ones and they build up to a big one... then it fades out slowly. 02:57 *sighs and rests on top of you.* 02:57 Kommissar Mandar For me it takes a while, but when it happens it's huge.... 02:57 mmmmmm 02:58 Daisy Kay sometimes I don't even get there 02:58 Kommissar Mandar I could hold you forever.... 02:58 Daisy Kay it's not so bad, but when I do get there it feels really nice. 02:58 Kommissar Mandar You'll always be safe in my arms, Daisy... 02:58 Daisy Kay nff... I need to brush my teeth. 02:58 he he 02:58 Kommissar Mandar :3 02:59 I wish I could teleport to Missouri 03:00 And just snuggle you :3 03:00 You've made a sad, old, hopeless heart feel good tonight, Daisy 03:03 You deserve to be loved well and loved often by someone who knows how. 03:06 Sleep well, my angel. 03:06 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt1V61SPI_w 14:21 holy shit I forgot all about this 14:21 I'm dyin' 14:21 Daisy Kay hi 18:28 Kommissar Mandar Hey sweets! 18:29 How are you? 18:29 Daisy Kay Just got done putting on all kinds of products and creams and then taking a long bath. 18:31 Kommissar Mandar mmm sounds nice and relaxing = D 18:32 Specially after a cold day like today 18:32 Daisy Kay well not the first part 18:33 Kommissar Mandar was it cold out there? 18:33 Daisy Kay I'm a little too obsessed with beauty rituals. 18:33 It dipped below 50 today. 18:33 Kommissar Mandar yikes 18:34 it's been cold and raining here all day 18:34 It's good that you take care of yourself, you'll stay young 18:34 Daisy Kay I love it. 18:34 the rain... 18:34 makes me feel better 18:34 Kommissar Mandar aww 18:35 It'd be nice if we had some thunder and lightning to go with it 18:35 Daisy Kay of course you saw the drawing 18:35 yes 18:35 Kommissar Mandar Yus =3 18:35 Daisy Kay thunder and lightening is so nice 18:35 Kommissar Mandar it is the absolute best thing to fall asleep to 18:37 Daisy Kay here is another one I drew in mspaint https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/451583043476520960 18:37 Kommissar Mandar LOL 18:37 your klurf looks so irritated there 18:37 Daisy Kay I always look angry. 18:38 Kommissar Mandar Really? 18:38 You look permamad? 18:38 You don't sound it 18:38 Daisy Kay haha I just mean I furrow my brow a lot 18:39 my big brows 18:39 Kommissar Mandar your brows aren't that big 18:39 This guy I used to date had waayyy worse brows 18:39 Now he was actually permamad, inside and out 18:39 Daisy Kay I like them that way though 18:40 all puffy 18:40 Kommissar Mandar I hate mine 18:40 I pluck them obsessively 18:40 Daisy Kay I work hard to keep them fluffy and never trim them. 18:40 Kommissar Mandar From what I've seen, I think they look good 18:42 Did you ever accidentally light your eyebrows on fire? 18:43 It's a more common occurance than you think 18:43 I partially did during Hurricane Sandy 18:43 Daisy Kay I wish I could pull out every unwanted hair 18:44 Kommissar Mandar uuuhg me too! 18:44 I have to shave like every day 18:44 Daisy Kay I personally don't mind certain stubble like on the arms or legs 18:45 Kommissar Mandar it drives me crazy 18:47 Daisy Kay and also on others 18:48 I love to run my hand across stubble. 18:48 Kommissar Mandar I don't care about others 18:48 I just like to be smooth 18:48 Daisy Kay or my face 18:48 Kommissar Mandar 5 o clock shadows are sexy 18:49 Daisy Kay I meant 18:50 ha ha 18:50 Kommissar Mandar I think the weirdest stuff is sexy 18:50 Daisy Kay rubbing my face on someone's leg stubble 18:50 Kommissar Mandar ah 18:50 I think big noses are sexy 18:50 on both guys and girls 18:51 i don't know what it is 18:51 Daisy Kay girls with sideburns 18:51 Kommissar Mandar I have yet to meet anyone else with that fetish 18:51 big noses 18:51 Daisy Kay not a fetish but big noses are cute 18:51 big features in general always look nicer 18:52 Kommissar Mandar you know what they say about guys with big noses HYUCK HYUCK 18:52 jk 18:52 Daisy Kay if you got big eyes, nose, ears, mouth, etc 18:52 Kommissar Mandar my old roommate's boyfriend had the biggest mouth 18:52 literally and figuratively 18:52 we would make a game of how much pizza he could stuff in there 18:53 Daisy Kay Joe E Brown 18:54 You probably seen his face in old cartoons 18:54 Kommissar Mandar holy shit.... 18:55 that is just ridiculous... 18:55 Daisy Kay yeah I mean the caricatures weren't even exaggerated. 18:56 Kommissar Mandar He looks like the top of his head would just come off when he talks 18:56 like Terrance and Phillip from South Park 18:56 I've felt like watching the South Park movie for a while 18:59 I haven't seen it in like 15 years 18:59 But the songs keep randomly popping in my head 19:00 Daisy Kay *places you in her lap and makes you watch cartoons.* 19:00 Kommissar Mandar yaaaay =3 19:02 Daisy Kay *rubs her snoot against the top of your head and holds a bottle of juice to your mouth* chu chu chuuuu~ 19:04 Kommissar Mandar betta be banana snapple 19:04 the god's nectar of juices 19:04 Daisy Kay Most of the time I just wanna coddle someone 19:05 Kommissar Mandar awww 19:05 you could coddle me any way you like 19:06 it'd be fun if you brushed my hair =3 19:06 Can I ask you something personal? 19:08 Daisy Kay ok 19:09 Kommissar Mandar When did you know that you were a genderqueer? 19:09 Daisy Kay I knew I didn't feel right for a long time, but I always just thought I was a boy that didn't like his body. I did try to be more masculine in order to feel safer, but eventually I realized that wasn't making me happy so I compromised and went somewhere down the middle, or rather, for me, I wanted to be outside the spectrum. Rather than seeing myself as "both" I present myself as "neither." There's no way for me to know exactly when. All I know is that I've always been coy and shyed away from answering the question whenever it came up. 19:12 Kommissar Mandar I think it's awesome that you're not afraid to be who you are 19:14 Daisy Kay I still am. 19:15 Kommissar Mandar Don't be 19:15 Daisy Kay I just don't want to be miserable. 19:15 Kommissar Mandar Don't ever give a fuck what other people think 19:15 Let me tell you something about being miserable 19:15 I was born miserable 19:16 I also identified more with being male for like...ever 19:16 I would run around my house when I was a kid screaming "I'm the king!" 19:17 And I got a lot of shit for it growing up 19:17 Daisy Kay transboys are the cutest. 19:17 Kommissar Mandar :3 19:17 Daisy Kay I wanna kiss them all 19:17 Kommissar Mandar Well, I almost was one 19:17 I asked for a sex change when I was 14 19:18 But my family is about as conservative as it gets 19:18 Daisy Kay I wish my chest could be completely flat and I could have a round tummy. 19:18 like how I draw myself 19:18 little pear shape 19:19 Kommissar Mandar aww, well you can have mine 19:19 Daisy Kay The best I can do is have this sorta... 19:19 muscular look... which isn't bad 19:19 Kommissar Mandar you have very broad shoulders 19:19 Daisy Kay but I wish I was more of a pear shape. 19:19 yes 19:19 Kommissar Mandar I think you're fuckin' sexy 19:20 but yeah 19:20 I got bullied a lot in school by other girls 19:20 because I acted like a boy 19:20 And was very goth 19:21 I used to have short, spiky purple hair believe it or not 19:21 Daisy Kay *slips her hand down your pants and plays with your cute dick* 19:21 Kommissar Mandar oh babeh :3 19:21 Daisy Kay he he 19:21 Kommissar Mandar Growing up, all my friends were boys 19:22 And they would always tell me that when they spoke to me they didn't feel like they were talking to a girl 19:23 my family always pushed me to be more feminine 19:23 Daisy Kay man I don't particularly care of that 19:23 whenever someone is like "you're one of the guys" 19:24 you know, deciding for them 19:24 come on now 19:24 Kommissar Mandar well....my friends aren't my friends anymore lol 19:24 uhg 19:24 i mean don't get me wrong 19:24 They weren't always shady folks 19:24 but they became that way 19:24 they basically became quintissential MRA touting btards 19:25 ah man 19:26 You don't know how close I came to just kicking my ex-boyfriend's ass with some of the shit he said 19:26 I mean...I've never been in a fist fight 19:26 And I would not have lasted 2 seconds fighting this guy 19:27 but shit, I would've tried 19:27 Daisy Kay kick all boys in the nuts 19:27 Kommissar Mandar Right! 19:27 This guy though, he was a beast 19:27 Like, really ungodly strong 19:28 He got in fights all the time 19:28 Realistically, I would not have lasted 19:28 Daisy Kay The only man I was ever with was a transman and he was the sweetest. 19:28 Kommissar Mandar He threatened to beat me up a lot 19:28 awww 19:29 Well the moral of the story is 19:29 I used to fear what people think and I would fear loneliness 19:29 Well now I'm alone 19:29 And really....it's not that scary 19:30 In the end 19:30 It's not worth it 19:30 It is so not worth worrying over what other people think and what they'll approve of 19:30 Daisy Kay you aint need no man 19:31 Kommissar Mandar And you...you'll never find yourself alone 19:31 Daisy Kay *snap* 19:31 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 19:32 Yeah, I've pretty much completely embraced nihilism over the years 19:33 *tweaks your snoot* 19:34 uhg I'm out of kratom 19:36 this is bogus 19:36 I'm actually kind of turned on by the thought of you feeding me a bottle 19:40 Daisy Kay *Mama Daisy bounces you on her knee.* 19:40 Kommissar Mandar =3 19:41 Daisy Kay *She holds your bottle to your mouth, even though you're too old for it and it takes a lot of effort to suck the juice through the rubber nipple.* 19:41 Kommissar Mandar You underestimate how hard I can suck *wink* 19:42 Daisy Kay Aw, little Mandy *tickles your tummy.* 19:43 Kommissar Mandar *giggles* 19:43 Daisy Kay *fawns over you, playing with your hair as you suck on your bottle. "Were you a good girl today? Did you get all your schoolwork done?" She twirls her fingers around your hair.* 19:45 Kommissar Mandar Yus =3 19:46 I'm always a good girl for you, Daisy 19:46 Daisy Kay *turns you around to face her. She holds you close and pats your bottom.* 19:47 Kommissar Mandar mmmmmm 19:47 *purrs* 19:48 *cuddles up to you* 19:48 Daisy Kay *Mama Daisy holds your head to her chest, humming softly as she rocks you.* 19:49 Kommissar Mandar so peaceful... 19:50 Daisy Kay *treats you like a little kid, holding you close as she lets you watch cartoons in her lap. She runs her fingers through your hair.* 19:51 Kommissar Mandar mmmm, that feels so nice... 19:52 *reaches up and stroked your hair* 19:52 Daisy Kay he he... oh I don't wanna embarrass you *blushes* 19:54 Kommissar Mandar psssh, there's nothing you could do that would embarass me 19:54 Daisy Kay oh, is that so, little missy? 19:55 Kommissar Mandar Your damn right it is 19:55 Daisy Kay *coos into your ear "Now Mandy, have you been keeping your pants clean?" she asks very bluntly. She even hooks her finger into the waistband, pulling at your pants and peeking inside.* 19:55 Kommissar Mandar I most certainly have 19:57 just for you =3 19:57 Daisy Kay *Daisy sets you down on your feet. She pulls your pants and panties down to your knees and points out some stains in the back. "Then what's this? Care to explain yourself, Mandy?" She stares sternly into your eyes.* 19:59 Kommissar Mandar I-I-I.....have no excuse, mama Daisy... 19:59 Daisy Kay *She nods "Mm-hmm. What is it then, what did you do? Tell me honestly. Don't lie to Mama." She makes you stand there with your pants around your knees, unable to move very much.* 20:01 Kommissar Mandar I wronged you.... 20:01 I snuck into the fridge this morning.... 20:02 And I downed the six pack that was in there... 20:02 And I tried to make it to the bathroom... 20:02 .....But it all went to shit... 20:02 If you'll excuse the pun..mama Daisy 20:03 Daisy Kay *wags her finger at you "you shouldn't do that, sweetie... And you should have told me about your accident." She gives your rump a little smack. She pulls your pants all the way off and tosses them in the hamper. "Well you didn't do a good job of cleaning it up, come with me, baby." She leads you down the hall, pulling on your wrist.* 20:04 Kommissar Mandar ooooh where are we going? 20:05 Daisy Kay *Daisy lifts you up onto the sink counter and grabs some stuff from under the sink. She comes back up with some cool wipes and starts to rub them between your cheeks. She takes careful but deliberate strokes, wiping from the crotch and going down from there. She holds your legs up by grabbing your ankles.* 20:07 Kommissar Mandar mmmmm 20:08 That feels so different...but I like it 20:08 Daisy Kay *Shakes her head. She looks down at you. "Look at all this you left for me." She grabs more wipes and cleans a bit deeper, grinding her hand between your buttcrack. She tsks a bit.* 20:09 Kommissar Mandar I'm so sorry...mama Daisy =( 20:09 But I just love the way your hand feels up there... 20:10 Daisy Kay *Daisy giggles a bit. "Is that why you did it, so I would treat you like a little baby again?" She teases you, tickling your tummy.* 20:10 Kommissar Mandar You caught me... 20:11 If I said I didn't like it, I'd be lying... 20:11 Daisy Kay *She grins wickedly "Well you're going to be a big baby from now on!" She slides some puffy padding under your rump. She sprinkles some powder into her hands and then starts to gently massage it into your skin. Her hands glide over your cheeks and against your privates. She watches you lying there, blushing and squirming under her hands.* 20:13 Kommissar Mandar So sensitive..... 20:14 Your hands glide artfully over my privates and you know just where to touch... 20:14 I love it when you take care of me, Daisy 20:15 You make me feel so loved.... 20:16 Your hands are so soft and gentle... 20:16 Daisy Kay *Daisy coos softly at you. "Of course you do! But I don't want you misbehaving anymore, okay?" She pulls the padding up between your legs and secures it. You can't even close your legs now. She places a hand on your crotch, rubbing the soft material against you. "Does that feel better than your big girl pants?" 20:16 Kommissar Mandar mmmmm...yesss 20:17 so soft.... 20:17 It makes me feel safe in a strange way... 20:17 Daisy Kay *Mama lifts you up, one arm under your rump and rubbing between your legs as she undoes her top. She frees her big breast and presses your face to it. "Someone's earned a treat for being so patient during her change!"* 20:18 Kommissar Mandar Really? = D 20:19 Daisy Kay *rubs one hand between your legs as the other presses on the back of your head, holding your face to her nipple.* 20:19 Kommissar Mandar *sucks gently* 20:20 You taste so good.... 20:20 Like heaven.... 20:20 This is so nic.... 20:20 nice* 20:20 Daisy Kay *Carries you around as you nurse on her nipple. "Good girl." she coos in your ear.* 20:21 Kommissar Mandar Oh god, it feels so good to hear you say that, mama Daisy... 20:22 I'll always be your good girl.... 20:22 *sucks more greedily* 20:22 Daisy Kay *giggles. She decides to tease you a bit more "Aw, my little poopy baby. You're just not ready to be a big girl yet, are you?" she makes sure you understand you're being punished, even though you're enjoying yourself. She rocks you in her arms as you suck on her. You start to feel her silky smooth milk against your tongue.* 20:24 Kommissar Mandar It's the sweetest thing I've ever tasted... 20:25 I don't wanna grow up mama Daisy.... 20:25 I don't ever wanna leave you.... 20:25 You're the best mama in the whole world 20:26 I want to enjoy your gentle touch forever.. 20:26 Daisy Kay *bounces you in her arms. She slowly rests on the couch, leaning back and letting you lean on top of her.* 20:26 Kommissar Mandar mmm, so soft... 20:27 Can I lay atop your boobs, mama Daisy? 20:27 Daisy Kay *Nuzzles your face "of course, sweetie."* 20:28 Kommissar Mandar mmmmmm, they're like big fluffy pillows =3 20:28 *nuzzles into your cleavage* 20:29 Daisy Kay *pets your hair* 20:29 Kommissar Mandar That feels so good, you're so soft and fun to lay on... 20:30 Mama Daisy, can I have a kiss? 20:31 Daisy Kay *grabs the cheeks on your face, squishing them together a bit as she pulls you close. She kisses you right on the mouth. "Mwah!"* 20:33 Kommissar Mandar mmm, your lips are so soft :3 20:33 *hides in your boobs* 20:33 Mama Daisy? 20:34 Can I have some more milk? =3 20:34 Daisy Kay *nuzzles your face again "of course, little baby girl." She pulls open her shirt, exposing her bare breast to you. She guides your head down to her nipple.* 20:35 Kommissar Mandar mmmm, so sweet.... 20:36 sorry, if I'm greedy... 20:36 but it just tastes so good... 20:36 Daisy Kay *pats your butt as you nurse on her nipple, drinking down the milk.* That's a good girl, good little baby girl."* 20:39 Kommissar Mandar ah man, I just love it when you say that... 20:40 *sucks even more greedly, grazing your sensitive nipple with me teeth* 20:40 *hugs you tightly* 20:41 *milk starts to dribble down her chin* 20:42 mama Daisy, I have to go to the bathroom 20:44 Can I just....do it here? =( 20:44 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks down at you, giggling. "Aw, you don't wanna try to make it to the potty?" She pats your padded rump.* 20:45 Kommissar Mandar It's soooo farrr =( 20:46 Daisy Kay *Daisy giggles, teasing you a bit more "aw, poor baby!" She sits up and places you in her lap. She holds your hands and just watches you.* 20:47 Kommissar Mandar ahhh....*piddles* 20:48 that feels so much better... 20:48 *sighs and lets her head fall to your chest in relief* 20:48 Daisy Kay *watches your blushing face as you feel relaxed. She enjoys the feeling of your rump warming up against her lap. "Tsk tsk, naughty little girl." She gently taps a finger on your snoot.* 20:49 Kommissar Mandar mmmm 20:50 So much better... 20:50 Mama Daisy, will I be as pretty as you when I'm a grown up Lady? 20:50 Daisy Kay "You're already beautiful, but I'm sure you'll grow up to be a lovely woman..." She rubs her forehead on you.* 20:51 *She slips her hand between your legs. She grinds your wet pampers against your wet pussy. Her hand moves up and down in a slow motion.* 20:52 Kommissar Mandar ohhhhhh 20:53 That feels so good.... 20:53 This wetness....what does it mean? 20:53 Daisy Kay *She giggles "You know what it means. Just because you act like a big kid doesn't mean you are one." She grinds her hand a bit harder, watching your expression change as she plays with your crotch.* 20:54 Kommissar Mandar ohhh *blushes* 20:55 Don't stop, mama Daisy 20:55 Daisy Kay *She nuzzles your neck and kisses softly as she strokes you through the padding. "You're never going to grow out of this at this rate..."* 20:56 Kommissar Mandar I don't want to.. 20:56 I'm content to be in your arms forever, Mama Daisy.... 20:57 Just listening to your voice sing me to sleep every night 20:57 is heaven.... 20:57 Daisy Kay *hums softly into your ear as she plays with you. She gives your ear little nips.* 20:57 Kommissar Mandar *Gasps sharply at the feel of your teeth on my ear* 20:58 You make me so wet.... 20:58 Daisy Kay *looks right into your eyes "I think you made yourself wet for the most part."* 20:59 Kommissar Mandar hahaha that too...:3 21:00 But you make me a different kind of wet, Mama Daisy :3 21:00 Just looking into your lovely hazel eyes makes me flood.... 21:00 Daisy Kay *bounces your wet bottom against her knee. She grins, continuing to look at your face.* 21:01 Kommissar Mandar oh those eyes, they're so beautiful... 21:02 they're like a bright light, I can't stare into them too long... 21:02 *hides in your cleavage* 21:02 Daisy Kay *Mama Daisy rubs her hand over your bottom, her hand moving around in a circle.* 21:03 Kommissar Mandar oooohhh, that feels so good... 21:05 I was so bad today...drinking all the beer in the fridge... 21:05 Don't you think... 21:05 I deserve a spanking...? 21:05 Daisy Kay hmmm. 21:07 Kommissar Mandar Uh oooooohh.... 21:07 *shits in new diaper* 21:07 Mama Daisy...I had an accident... =( 21:08 Daisy Kay ???!! 21:08 Kommissar Mandar Yus =3 21:08 Daisy Kay ? 21:09 Kommissar Mandar OH! 21:10 It stings so hard! 21:10 Daisy Kay oh... 21:10 ~ 21:12 Kommissar Mandar Y-y-y-yes Mama Daisy.... 21:13 I won't soil my diaper anymore =( 21:14 y-y-y-you won't tell anyone, will you? 21:14 that I soil my diaper? =( 21:14 Daisy Kay hmm. 21:14 okay. 21:15 Kommissar Mandar PLEEEASE 21:15 just show GBS...they'll think its cool.... 21:16 but no one else1 21:16 Daisy Kay *rolls her eyes* 21:16 Kommissar Mandar They'll call me a pants shitting crybaby.... 21:16 Daisy Kay *hugs you tight* 21:16 Come on, sweetie. Don't be like that. 21:16 *whispers* I'll protect you. 21:16 Kommissar Mandar awww, I believe you Mama Daisy... 21:16 Daisy Kay No one has to know. You should feel safe around me. 21:17 Kommissar Mandar I do... 21:17 I always feel safe in your arms... 21:18 Daisy Kay My lips are sealed. *tosses a blanket around us* 21:18 *turns on a flash light and camps out under the blankets.* 21:18 Kommissar Mandar oooh this is nice... 21:18 I feel so safe and warm in your arms, mama Daisy... 21:19 Mama Daisy, you're so warm... 21:20 Is it ok if...I take off my clothes? 21:20 Daisy Kay *picks you up and carries you into the bathroom. She gets undressed with you. "You need a bath first." She leans over the tub as she fills it with hot water. She puts in some pink bubble bath, watching the large bubbles build up.* 21:21 Kommissar Mandar ooooh! 21:22 Mama Daisy, will you get in the bath with me? 21:22 Daisy Kay ! 21:23 Kommissar Mandar Yes mama! 21:24 *peels off dirty pampers* 21:24 *throws them away* 21:24 I did it all by myself mama Daisy! 21:25 Daisy Kay *Daisy reaches over to you and picks you up, setting you in the tub "What a good girl! Maybe I'll let you wear your big girl pants again... after our bath." She takes a sponge and gently scrubs your back as she holds your body close to her.* 21:26 Kommissar Mandar mmm, feels so good, Mama Daisy.... 21:27 You know how to clean a dirty girl... 21:27 Daisy Kay *slowly moves the sponge lower till she's cleaning your butt. She scrubs hard and firm, but she makes sure to be just gentle enough not to hurt. She hums sweetly into your ear as she cleans you.* 21:28 Kommissar Mandar I love your voice so much, Mama Daisy... 21:29 Daisy Kay *leans back in the tub and just soaks with you for a while, pressing our naked bodies together.* 21:30 Kommissar Mandar This is perfect.... 21:31 Hold my hand.... 21:31 You're the best, Mama Daisy... 21:31 You make me feel....so safe... 21:31 Daisy Kay *grips your hand tightly, looking down at you.* 21:31 Kommissar Mandar I wanna be just like you when I grow up, mama Daisy.. 21:32 *grips your hand* 21:32 Can you wash my bottom again? 21:34 Daisy Kay *snuggles* 21:34 Sure, cutie face. *Just puts her bare hand between your cheeks, rubbing up and down with her fingers.* 21:34 I'm getting a little hungry and my head feels floaty... 21:34 Kommissar Mandar awww 21:35 well lets eat, Mama Daisy 21:35 I just want you to feel good... 21:37 Daisy Kay I feel important and needed. 21:38 that is a good feeling. 21:38 *pets* 21:38 Kommissar Mandar I need you, Daisy.... 21:39 I'm your good girl... 21:39 Your baby =3 21:39 Daisy Kay aww. *bounces you* 21:40 Kommissar Mandar weeeeee 21:40 I love the way your touch feels, mama Daisy... 21:41 So safe in your arms.... 21:41 *KIsses your soft lips* 21:43 you probably get this a lot 21:44 but I want my Mama Daisy to hear it... 21:44 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78MKBHR3NbU 21:44 *sings the song softly to you* 21:45 Daisy Kay he he, yeah... 21:46 I've heard it a lot. 21:46 Kommissar Mandar You're the best, Mama Daisy =3 21:47 do you feel better now that you've eaten? 21:47 Daisy Kay I need to make something. 21:49 then get on my bike and maybe watch a show as I eat 21:49 Kommissar Mandar whatcha gonna make? 21:49 Daisy Kay something with chicken, rice, beans, and a 60 calorie wrap 21:50 Kommissar Mandar Mama Daisy cookes so good... 21:52 I'm bad at cooking 21:52 I just mostly fry hotdogs and make chicken nuggets 21:52 Daisy Kay this is a good version of this song, very pretty. 21:52 Kommissar Mandar aww, you really think so? 21:54 i would sing it for you, but I can't sing =( 21:54 Daisy Kay I wonder if there's a Lawrence Welk version. That guy was a... character. 21:55 Kommissar Mandar doesn't look like there's one on Youtube =( 21:58 Daisy Kay ha ha 21:59 Kommissar Mandar I think....I'll have a surprise for you tomorrow though 21:59 Don't worry, it won't be me singing 21:59 Daisy Kay I like over-the-top productions. 21:59 Kommissar Mandar I wouldn't do that to my worst enemy 21:59 Daisy Kay Please tell me it's a drawing 21:59 Kommissar Mandar I'll get you one of those too 22:00 It may take a little longer 22:00 cause I'm really anal about my art 22:00 Daisy Kay well what kind of surprise is it 22:00 Kommissar Mandar this i'll be like...something quicker 22:00 Daisy Kay because I can get a little scared 22:00 by surprises 22:00 Kommissar Mandar but I thin you'll be surprised 22:00 it's nothing scary... 22:00 I promise 22:00 Daisy Kay is it though 22:00 Kommissar Mandar Just an idea I came up with a few minutes ago 22:00 I wouldn't do anything to scare you 22:01 I care about you too much 22:01 it'll be something you'll be very happy with 22:01 Daisy Kay okay 22:03 Kommissar Mandar Wanna know a secret? 22:04 Daisy Kay what 22:04 Kommissar Mandar I'm playing your Cry of Fear video 22:04 And dildoing myself to the sound of your voice right now 22:05 if I'm lying I'm dying 22:05 Daisy Kay I was still trying to speak deeply but my voice was clearly cracking. 22:06 I sound male, but more like a male going through puberty ha ha 22:06 Kommissar Mandar thats how I always sound 22:06 Yeah there is a big difference 22:06 I like your later videos better 22:07 Your voice is so sexy =3 22:07 Daisy Kay When you are talking every days for hours at a time eventually you just... 22:07 can't hide your voice anymore 22:07 and it comes out 22:07 and I'm still lowering it slightly. 22:08 Kommissar Mandar Really? 22:08 God, I gotta tell you 22:09 your voice does things to me 22:09 And by that I mean it makes me very wet.... 22:10 ah man...you're gonna like you're surprise tomorrow =3 22:13 Daisy Kay um 22:28 can you give me a hint, make me less nervous 22:28 Kommissar Mandar alright 22:30 It's gonna be pictures of me 22:31 like I have never taken before... 22:31 Daisy Kay oh... *blushes* well I'm still nervous but for a different reason 22:31 *smiles and smooches* 22:31 brb, bike time 22:31 Kommissar Mandar :3 22:31 kk 22:31 Daisy Kay okay 75 minutes is enough for now 23:49 Wednesday, 30. April 2014 Kommissar Mandar baahh 19:21 I fell ashleep last night 19:21 Daisy Kay I did too, right after bikey 19:21 Kommissar Mandar aww 19:21 I'd pass the fuck out after 75 minutes of biking 19:21 Daisy Kay ha ha I can do for 2 hours per session but it was sooo late 19:22 Kommissar Mandar You really do must have strong legs 19:22 Daisy Kay they are rock hard. You saw the stockings, right? 19:23 Kommissar Mandar No...I don't believe I did =O 19:23 You've piqued my curiosity though lol 19:24 Daisy Kay Sent file pantyleg3b.jpg. 19:24 extreme calves 19:24 Kommissar Mandar Holy shit.... 19:26 Wow 19:26 You have much nicer legs than I do 19:26 Daisy Kay also dope-ass stockings lol 19:26 Kommissar Mandar They're duckies :3 19:26 Daisy Kay those dumb faces 19:26 Kommissar Mandar WOO-OOO 19:26 Daisy Kay They're supposed to be penguins 19:27 but the faces. ha ha 19:27 Kommissar Mandar The faces make them look like they're trying to nonchalantly share juicy gossip to one another 19:27 Daisy Kay Sent file pantyleg2.JPG. 19:27 Kommissar Mandar Also your phone is a cat :3 19:28 Daisy Kay my unvacuumed floor. I need to vacuum it 19:28 That is amazing that you could see the cat face 19:28 Kommissar Mandar If only my eyes worked that well while driving 19:29 and lol that's why I'm thankful for my black carpet 19:29 You have very sexy legs, m'lady 19:29 Daisy Kay My vacuum busted so I been usin a broom on the floor 19:30 Kommissar Mandar yeesh 19:30 My last apartment had white carpet 19:30 fuuuuck that 19:30 Daisy Kay can't wait to get a new one 19:31 unlike the girls in my new comic I actually like to clean 19:31 Kommissar Mandar awww 19:31 When I had my own place I loved cleaning too 19:31 But now everything I own is shoved into a room the size of a closet 19:31 So no matter how hard I try to organize it just winds up looking like a cluttered mess 19:32 not even worth it 19:32 has it been raining all day over where you are? 19:33 Daisy Kay no but the sky is so pretty 19:34 all dark blue and grey 19:34 Kommissar Mandar oooh 19:36 It poured here 19:36 a lot of the roads flooded 19:36 I have some things for you =3 19:38 Daisy Kay oh? 19:38 Kommissar Mandar Yeah 19:39 I hope I don't look like an idiot 19:39 Daisy Kay *peek* 19:39 Kommissar Mandar But I took these for you... 19:39 Sent file CAM00724_zps8a04a4e7.jpg. 19:40 Sent file CAM00727_zps74a08502.jpg. 19:40 Sent file CAM00730_zps5e4b35c6.jpg. 19:40 Sent file CAM00761_zpsd2d471b9.jpg. 19:40 Sent file CAM00763_zpsb2e9b119.jpg. 19:40 Sent file CAM00783_zpscde010eb.jpg. 19:40 Am I pretty *blush*? =O 19:41 Daisy Kay *blush* 19:41 Yeah. You look very pretty! 19:42 Kommissar Mandar Thank you =3 19:42 Daisy Kay *boops your nose* 19:42 I should draw you somethin private. 19:42 Kommissar Mandar ooooh? =O 19:42 What did you have in mind? =O 19:43 Daisy Kay anything you want 19:43 Kommissar Mandar mmmm 19:45 I was actually thinking of requesting something 19:45 It'd be pretty rad if you drew Mike Dawson 19:46 From the Darkseed games 19:46 Daisy Kay ah. I would do that for anyone I just meant a priiivate picture. 19:46 just for you. 19:46 Kommissar Mandar oooooh 19:47 I have something 19:47 Why don't you draw me a picture of us hugging? =3 19:47 If its not too complicated 19:47 Daisy Kay okay. 19:48 Kommissar Mandar = D 19:48 Daisy Kay hm... so what color are your eyes? And what is your favorite color(s)? 19:48 Kommissar Mandar My eyes are light blue 19:48 My favorite color is dark blue 19:49 Daisy Kay blue on bluuue 19:49 Kommissar Mandar yeah, I love mah blues :3 19:49 I like black too 19:49 Daisy Kay so like a royal blue? 19:49 Kommissar Mandar Yup! 19:49 Daisy Kay cool 19:49 Kommissar Mandar I used to have dark blue hair 19:51 i've had pretty much every hair though 19:52 Daisy Kay dark blue with black hair and bright, shiny blue eyes 19:53 Kommissar Mandar my hair is light brown 19:54 for once its not dyed lol 19:54 Daisy Kay I mean for uh 19:55 you know 19:55 klurf 19:55 their hair matches their skin 19:56 Kommissar Mandar it's gonna look so cute :3 19:56 gotcha 19:56 this is what your cleaning comic reminds me of 20:03 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXqpTb0mVHc 20:03 The greatest cleaning montage in cinema history 20:03 Daisy Kay at least it's girls AND boys 20:04 Kommissar Mandar haha yes! 20:04 And a saturation of 80s 20:05 Daisy Kay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=977jBCk5qBM 20:05 Kommissar Mandar YESSS 20:06 the best scene 20:06 Daisy Kay pop 20:06 Kommissar Mandar I've loved that song forever 20:07 And then I saw this 20:07 And I could not listen to it without this happening in my head 20:07 Then the lady from the Sound of Music comes in and just kills his groove 20:07 Daisy Kay *pets your hair* 20:46 Kommissar Mandar mmm that feels nice.... 20:47 I just got out of the shower too 20:47 it's all soft and shiny =3 20:47 ah man I'm klonotripping right now 20:48 Daisy Kay I usually have some weaves in my hair so I'm actually finicky about it being touched. You can get your fingers caught and/or muss it up ha ha 20:48 Kommissar Mandar Not to be confused with CHrono tripping 20:49 oooh I never had weaves 20:49 I wanted some a couple of times but they were just too expensive 20:49 Daisy Kay well it's just because my hair is too wispy on its own 20:50 so I have to get it styled. 20:51 Kommissar Mandar Like thin whispy? 20:51 Daisy Kay It's like dreadlocking but 20:51 different 20:51 You seen it 20:51 it's clumps 20:51 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, it looks really thick 20:51 when I think whispy I think thin 20:51 Daisy Kay well it is 20:52 on its own 20:52 like 20:52 Kommissar Mandar ah 20:52 Daisy Kay the most annoying thing 20:52 is getting hair in my ears 20:52 Kommissar Mandar I feel ya bra 20:52 Daisy Kay so clumping it keeps it nice and thick 20:52 Kommissar Mandar i used to have hair that was thick as fuck 20:52 But I was an asshole and dyed it and bleached it soooo many times over the years 20:53 that now it grows in all stringy, thin and whispy 20:53 I'll never get my old hair back =( 20:53 Daisy Kay sometimes I wonder what would happen if I bleached now 20:53 it might be a bright orange haha 20:53 Kommissar Mandar haha 20:54 Well 20:54 If you use good bleach 20:54 Daisy Kay it would be nice to have it a little redder but 20:54 nah 20:54 Kommissar Mandar The stuff manic panic sells 20:54 Daisy Kay I'm okay with black 20:54 Kommissar Mandar You'll get it to a silvery blonde 20:54 I became an expert at doing stuff like this over the years 20:54 I used to do my cousins hair all the time 20:55 ah man, I gotta show you some of the stuff I experimented with now 20:55 Sent file windows95results_zps14ea91c7.jpg. 20:58 that's when I had green streaks 20:58 Daisy Kay my hair was red and blue once 20:58 Kommissar Mandar that was also a book I found in the desk I inherited lol 20:58 Daisy Kay and then green when I ran out of manic panic 20:59 Kommissar Mandar Green hair is best hair 21:00 speaking of 21:00 Sent file omggreenhaaair.jpg. 21:00 There was no dye involved in that 21:00 My dad shocked the pool an hour before our 4th of july party.... 21:00 which is a bozo no no 21:00 I jumped in blonde....and welp... 21:00 Daisy Kay ha ha 21:01 Kommissar Mandar Yeah it was best that it was me 21:04 As opposed to one of our elderly aunts 21:04 although that would have made it that much more hilarious 21:04 I didn't even mind, I thought it was awesome 21:04 Sent file downsize42-1.jpg. 21:05 Old haloween costume 21:06 I still have that belt :3 21:06 Daisy Kay cool. 21:06 Let's put our purity rings together 21:07 Kommissar Mandar squuuueeeeeee 21:07 I'll hook up your electrified chastity belt if you hook up mine =3 21:07 urelated 21:08 Daisy Kay I only like when boys are denied sex 21:08 }BcD)) 21:08 Kommissar Mandar ha HAAAA well i could tell you a few stories 21:08 Daisy Kay >BcD)) ha HAA 21:08 Kommissar Mandar Admittedly 21:09 I've done some pretty mean things during sex 21:09 That was all me and my ex boyfriend ever fought about 21:10 was that I would never 'put out' enough for him 21:10 But I was basically always mad at him 21:11 Daisy Kay boys should earn it 21:11 Kommissar Mandar Thank you! 21:11 Daisy Kay they hardly ever deserve it 21:11 I gotta light candles, turn the lights down low, get comfy 21:12 oh and clear a couple hours 21:12 Kommissar Mandar a couple hours...? =O 21:14 You last that long? O_O 21:14 Daisy Kay how long were we goofing around last night? 21:14 Kommissar Mandar haha quite a long time 21:15 but like, face to face 21:15 you last that long? 21:15 Daisy Kay I don't reach orgasm often, but face to face it almost never happens 21:15 so I'm just doing it to make the other person happy 21:15 which sounds to stereotypical but 21:16 it's just the way I work 21:16 Kommissar Mandar Oh god you sound so much like me 21:16 men would never understand1 21:17 why I had to fake it so much 21:17 and then the asshole I was dating kept trying to go all armchair psychologist on me 21:17 Daisy Kay i mean the sex act, we don't have to cum at the same time 21:17 but we can like 21:17 do other stuff 21:18 Kommissar Mandar And was like 'Well you can't orgasm because you have emotional baggage issues' 21:18 Daisy Kay there's more to bedroom stuff than just straight... doin it 21:18 Kommissar Mandar oh absolutely 21:18 cuddling is so underrated =( 21:18 Daisy Kay cuddling 21:18 mutual masturbation 21:18 just masturbating next to someone 21:19 watching someone masturbate 21:19 Kommissar Mandar You're speaking my language 21:19 Daisy Kay I am all about outer stimulation 21:19 Kommissar Mandar You can appreciate just the niceness of nails on your skin and kisses to your neck 21:20 Daisy Kay oh 21:20 the imagination lets me think up cool things. If I am with someone privately I might decide to be a boy... but not like a macho boy. 21:22 Kommissar Mandar Macho boys are ovverrated 21:23 From what I've observed over the years 21:24 Macho boys...are not all that macho inside 21:24 That used to be my thing when I was like 19 and 20 21:25 I had to have a macho bad boy 21:25 Daisy Kay a macho bad boy to break down 21:25 Kommissar Mandar But after dating a few of them....yeah, terrible experience 21:26 Well I'd be lying if I said they didn't break down 21:26 let me tell you something 21:26 Me and a couple people from 4chan got together once 21:27 When you lived in Jersey 21:27 were you familiar with the Marlboro Psychiatric Asylum? 21:27 Daisy Kay it sounds familiar. I'm familiar with a lot of "weird jersey" 21:28 Kommissar Mandar Yup! its in there 21:28 Daisy Kay I just got a little crawly when you said that lol 21:28 Kommissar Mandar creeeeepy place 21:28 Daisy Kay I mean 4chan, not the asylum 21:29 Kommissar Mandar ahahaah 21:29 Well I was essentially taking creepy people to a creepy place 21:29 Daisy Kay like I felt this shiver... brrr 21:29 Kommissar Mandar I'm ashamed that I even patronized that site 21:29 but alas, I was like 18 21:29 And then when I was around 21 I evolved from that to SA 21:30 And everyone called me an elitist snob 21:30 But anyway 21:30 Daisy Kay I was dumb when I was 18-21 21:30 Kommissar Mandar oh I was tragically stupid 21:30 Daisy Kay everything I did was dumb 21:30 I said dumb stuff 21:31 Kommissar Mandar I legitimately joined the Church of Scientology 21:31 Daisy Kay I hurt feelings 21:31 acted like a grade-a b-hole 21:31 Kommissar Mandar I don't think anyone is ever proud of their 18-21 years 21:31 They really are the worst 21:31 It's kind of like that stage where you're coming out of your shell as a teenager 21:32 Daisy Kay Imagine if you were over 50 and still trying to mess with people online 21:32 Kommissar Mandar But don't know your asshole from a hole in the ground 21:32 Daisy Kay that puts it into perspective 21:32 Kommissar Mandar So you just run your mouth with no filter at all 21:32 yeah.... 21:32 But anyway 21:33 Me and these tough guy btards get together 21:33 one of them is my ex boyfriend 21:33 and all we were gonna do 21:33 Is just do some urbex at this asylum 21:33 simple operation 21:33 To make a long story short 21:34 Everything that could have possibly gone wrong did 21:34 We got caught 21:34 cops were called 21:34 I'm in handcuffs against the wall 21:34 And the way I see it 21:34 I'm fucked, that much is certain 21:35 So I can either handle the situation with dignity or fall apart 21:35 I chose the former 21:35 Everyone else...chose the latter 21:36 All the btards just burst into tears 21:36 Daisy Kay hmmp. 21:36 Kommissar Mandar and that's not even the icing on the cake 21:36 Little did I know 21:36 Daisy Kay a ghost was masturbating the whole time 21:37 Kommissar Mandar AHAHAHAHA 21:37 Daisy Kay no sorry go on 21:37 Kommissar Mandar I wouldn't blame him 21:37 but yeah 21:37 my darling boyfriend at the time 21:37 has on him a hammer, a crowbar, and a sword 21:37 Well the cops just had a field day with that 21:38 So now we almost get charged with breaking and entering 21:38 and having a fucking katana in our posession 21:38 Daisy Kay HAHA 21:38 katana 21:38 Kommissar Mandar Oh this guy was a card 21:39 Daisy Kay what an internet dork cliche 21:39 Kommissar Mandar He never left hoe without his katana and throwing nives and little bottle full of acid 21:39 JUST IN CASE, MAN 21:39 JUST IN CASE 21:39 He was basically the epitome of night crew 21:39 Daisy Kay "this is a real katana it cost me one hundrd dollars." 21:40 Kommissar Mandar Dressed like an anime villain 21:40 always had a ridiculous amount of Japanese weaponry on him 21:40 Daisy Kay "I know a lot about japanese culture!" 21:40 Kommissar Mandar Yeah...he was that guy 21:41 on the bright side though 21:41 It was a pretty cool trip before the cops came 21:41 we got to go in some underground tunnels 21:41 and I think I still have pictures from the inside 21:42 Daisy Kay I like to walk around cities or just hike 21:42 Kommissar Mandar hiking is awesome 21:43 Cities...crowds kind of get to me 21:43 I actually still would like to do urbex 21:44 I just need a group of people who aren't nincompoops 21:44 Daisy Kay I only smoke weed rarely and socially, never alone 21:44 and now that it's mostly legal it's like... cool. 21:45 Kommissar Mandar :3 21:47 I lost all my weed contacts =( 21:47 I've been weedless for like a year 21:47 Daisy Kay hopefully we'll get to the point where 21:48 we can just show our id to a street vendor and buy it out of a food truck 21:48 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, the boundaries are growing thinner and thinner 21:49 we'll get there 21:49 it just might take a bit 21:49 The weed in Arizona was out of this world 21:49 Daisy Kay It is a mind-altering drug that technically isn't good for you but I'd rather someone smoked that than cigarettes or drinking beer 21:50 Kommissar Mandar oh absolutely 21:50 Case in point 21:51 I've never started horrific conversations with people and contemplated suicide while high 21:51 Daisy Kay I've been around abusive drunks and felt both sympathy and anger towards them 21:51 Kommissar Mandar I have many in my family 21:51 Daisy Kay you ever have to take care of someone after a hangover 21:51 Kommissar Mandar my mother was one of them 21:52 mmmm 21:52 I'm ashamed to admit 21:52 but I was usually the one being taken care of 21:52 Daisy Kay *pets* 21:52 it's really taxing on me. 21:52 Kommissar Mandar Because I've flat out nearly drank myself to death on occasions 21:52 Daisy Kay especially the night before 21:52 this one girl, I always counted her drinks 21:52 I would be like "that's five. You can't have anymore" 21:53 and she would beg and beg and beg for one more 21:53 and I'd flat out say NO. 21:53 Kommissar Mandar Yeah.... 21:53 You don't wanna be the person between a binge drinker and their liquor 21:53 Daisy Kay "well you'll be throwing up all day tomorrow!" "not if I eat!" 21:53 Kommissar Mandar ohohoho 21:53 'I'll be fine if I drink a glass of water' 21:54 Daisy Kay the next day "Don't say 'I told you so!' just get me the trash can!" 21:54 "*Whine* heeelp meee, take care of meeeee" 21:54 oh my god I love you but 21:54 DAMMIT 21:54 Kommissar Mandar Eh, I guess that's why I started drinking mostly alone 21:55 Daisy Kay when I say something would happen and then that person doesn't listen to me and the exact thing happens I am not allowed to say anything about it? 21:55 Kommissar Mandar I've put my friends through some terrible shit in that position 21:55 Daisy Kay not even one comment? 21:55 Kommissar Mandar I'd say you'd be allowed a comment 21:55 Daisy Kay he he, just one 21:55 Kommissar Mandar You're gonna be dumb, you better be tough 21:56 and listen to the person who's trying to set you right 21:56 Daisy Kay she wasn't healthy for me. I had to run away 21:56 she sat around playing video games, smoking, drinking, never going out... She wasn't agoraphobic because she always went to the bar 21:56 Kommissar Mandar I'm actually agoraphobic 21:57 Daisy Kay no job, not taking care of her poor dog. 21:57 Kommissar Mandar =( 21:57 Yeah, you don't want to have to be someone's nanny 21:57 God knows I've been a nanny to plenty of boys before 21:57 Daisy Kay I don't mind being Mama but not if you're going to be stunted like that. 21:57 There's a time and place when it's acceptable. 21:58 and it's not "all the time." 21:58 Kommissar Mandar Being a nanny to people all in all made me a very bitter person when it came to helping people 21:58 Because I've been fucked over so many times 21:59 And it upsets me because I wasn't always that way 21:59 But now I just have to be the bitch 21:59 Because I can't go through the bullshit anymore 21:59 When I got my first apartment 22:00 It was me, my then boyfriend, and his friend who was basically starving at the time and couldn't pay his bills 22:00 So I got us a really cheap place, that way everyone would be able to live easier 22:01 Daisy Kay I've have some sweet baby girls and stayed friends with just about all my exes but 22:01 that person used me and it felt bad 22:01 Kommissar Mandar I don't blame you, I don't blame you at all 22:01 Daisy Kay I tend to be very coddling 22:02 Kommissar Mandar I put a lot of effort into helping these people 22:02 Daisy Kay so it's easy to make me do stuff I don't want to do 22:02 Kommissar Mandar After we agreed on paying rent equally 22:02 rent of a paltry $225 each 22:02 they never fucking paid it 22:02 Daisy Kay that is cool rent 22:03 Kommissar Mandar They would give me a sob story 22:03 Daisy Kay My rent here is 475 but I am in the middle of nowhere without a car. 22:03 Kommissar Mandar And then come home with limited edition videogames and stuff 22:03 Daisy Kay I have a guest room that is still empty. 22:03 Kommissar Mandar ooooh, nice 22:03 prices were like that in AZ 22:04 But not 22:04 now* 22:04 Daisy Kay My best place in Philly was a two-story row-house at $750 a month 22:04 Kommissar Mandar This was $225 each in Jersey...a steal 22:04 Daisy Kay which I ended up having to pay the entire sum of because of the big baby that didn't want to work 22:04 Kommissar Mandar oooooooh, do I know that feeling 22:05 Better yet 22:05 My boyfriend, who wouldn't pay either 22:05 Would get all pissed off and threaten to hit me 22:05 Because I was working 2 jobs to support everyone 22:05 Daisy Kay did nothing. I'm not saying "oh she should have done housework" at the very least she should have taken care of her own dog. 22:05 man 22:06 Kommissar Mandar And at the end of the day I was fucking TIRED 22:06 Daisy Kay I would tell that boy to do some fucking dishes 22:06 Kommissar Mandar And didn't feel like having sex 22:06 Daisy Kay haha 22:06 Kommissar Mandar WAAAAAHHH YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ME 22:06 Daisy Kay I know, he was 22:06 Kommissar Mandar oh I did!! 22:06 Daisy Kay a scary guy, right 22:06 Kommissar Mandar So many times!! 22:06 Daisy Kay *sighs* 22:06 Kommissar Mandar They didn't lift a finger to clean 22:06 Daisy Kay I don't trust men enough to live with them 22:07 Kommissar Mandar Don't 22:07 Daisy Kay they have to be smaller than me at least 22:07 Kommissar Mandar Don't ever live with a fucking man 22:07 Daisy Kay cutest dude I knew was 5 feet tall 22:07 I mean he still is 22:07 Kommissar Mandar My ex boyfriend was 5 feet tall 22:07 Daisy Kay just adorable 22:07 Kommissar Mandar But hell if he couldn't beat the shit out of anyone 22:07 He was shorter than me and weighed less 22:08 Daisy Kay I'm just an inch shy of six feet. 22:08 Kommissar Mandar he was just ungodly strong 22:08 Daisy Kay it's a big difference. 22:08 Kommissar Mandar oh wow, you're tall 22:08 Daisy Kay yes 22:08 Kommissar Mandar I'm only 5 2' 22:08 Daisy Kay I told ya I am big and muscular. 22:08 I like to carry short people 22:08 Kommissar Mandar I would love it if you carried me :3 22:09 Daisy Kay in my arms or on my massive shoulders 22:09 I bet you weigh nothin to me 22:09 at 5'2" 22:09 Kommissar Mandar You might be surprised 22:10 in your arms :3 22:10 I actually weigh a good 135 22:11 Daisy Kay that is nothin. 22:11 teeny 22:11 Kommissar Mandar aww :3 22:11 Daisy Kay I am sure I could carry you on my shoulders without breaking a sweat 22:11 I went from 245 to 191. I am packed pretty tightly now. 22:13 Kommissar Mandar mmm, a good weight 22:14 you must be really strong =O 22:14 You could lift me like a feather :3 22:14 Daisy Kay I need bigger arm muscles. 22:16 I wanna be... lean. 22:16 I don't wanna be all muscles. 22:16 Kommissar Mandar I wanna see how tight you can sqeeze me :3 22:17 I like gettng squeezed 22:17 Sent file 25117_1246626366053_1241241032_573627_4732913_n.jpg. 22:19 memorieeeeeeees 22:19 This is how I rolled in Vegas 22:19 biggest baller at the penny slots 22:19 Daisy Kay I don't have any photos of me. 22:20 I was so fat when I turned 18 and shied away from all cameras. 22:20 before then I was insanely skinny. 22:20 Kommissar Mandar =( 22:20 Daisy Kay all skeleton 22:21 Kommissar Mandar I couldn't picture you a skeleton 22:21 Daisy Kay my body has been jacked up in so many ways 22:21 Kommissar Mandar a spooky scary skeleton 22:21 Daisy Kay I was born with some mild but rare deformities 22:21 that made me grow awkwardly. 22:21 Kommissar Mandar Really? 22:21 Daisy Kay yeah. 22:22 I "grew into them" I guess? 22:22 So I kinda look normal just by lookin at me 22:22 but an x-ray would show it differently 22:22 Kommissar Mandar From what I've seen you look fine 22:23 Do you have crooked bones? 22:23 Because I have a lot of crooked bone problems 22:23 Daisy Kay no scholiosis 22:23 but uh 22:23 yeah 22:24 one of the more striking things from when I was younger 22:24 was a hole in my chest... that eventually grew outward, and wasn't too noticable when I got fat... but now I look like I have big pecs even with my binder one. 22:25 Kommissar Mandar woah 22:25 Daisy Kay I don't mean a hole like going straight through obviously ha ha 22:25 but there was missing bone 22:25 Kommissar Mandar lol I can sort of picture it 22:26 Daisy Kay but like I said, I grew into it and you can't see it 22:26 Kommissar Mandar well that's good =) 22:27 Daisy Kay it still left my body with a weird shape. 22:27 Kommissar Mandar I can't see it from your pictures 22:27 You look good to me 22:27 I have a foot deformity that for the life of me I can't pronounce 22:28 Daisy Kay you can see my chest, which I can't hide. 22:28 even with the binder 22:28 Kommissar Mandar So by binder, do you mean like a corset type thing? 22:28 Daisy Kay a chest binder 22:28 Kommissar Mandar I was kind of confused by what you meant by that the other day 22:28 Daisy Kay to reduce breast size 22:28 or flatten 22:29 Kommissar Mandar I was picturing a trapper keeper on your chest 22:29 because I'm an idiot 22:29 Daisy Kay I drew some different styles on twitter 22:29 https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/460330477958619137 one 22:30 Kommissar Mandar Can I ask you a personal question? 22:30 Daisy Kay two https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/459555651916537856 22:30 wassat 22:30 Kommissar Mandar How did you get boobs in the first place? 22:30 Daisy Kay puberty 22:31 I'm curious what you think I must be. I'm not upset by your question but I wonder why there's an assumption that I am one way 22:32 I've only ever given lots of false leads in the past. 22:32 Kommissar Mandar I'm sorry if I offended you 22:32 I've just never met anyone like you before 22:32 Daisy Kay I'm not offended, I promise 22:32 Kommissar Mandar I just figured you were born a boy 22:32 But never felt like one on the inside 22:33 Daisy Kay yeah, that is sometimes the assumption, despite my voice and shape and features. 22:33 Kommissar Mandar You felt you were a 'neither' 22:33 Daisy Kay and no adam's apple 22:33 Kommissar Mandar Yeah the voice threw me off 22:33 because i can tell its real 22:33 Daisy Kay but being 5'11" and muscular 22:33 can make people assume one thing 22:34 Kommissar Mandar You really have no Adams apple? 22:34 Daisy Kay do you have one? 22:34 some ladys do 22:34 Kommissar Mandar No 22:34 I hope I'm not being too forward 22:34 But what do you actually have downstairs? 22:34 Daisy Kay wouldn't you like to know 22:35 *wiggles eyebrows* 22:35 Kommissar Mandar :3 22:35 Daisy Kay *wiggles all over* 22:35 Kommissar Mandar Well 22:35 Daisy Kay *wiggles until they fall apart* 22:35 Kommissar Mandar My assumption was that you have a penis 22:35 Daisy Kay I'm going to pretend I have a wiener and balls tonight 22:35 Kommissar Mandar oooooh = D 22:36 I'm sorry if it was a rude question 22:36 Daisy Kay it's not if you're 22:36 "interested" in me 22:36 Kommissar Mandar I am 22:36 I mean, honestly 22:36 Nothing phases me 22:37 Daisy Kay some people don't like wieners and some people don't like vaginas 22:37 Kommissar Mandar I would never hurt/judge/make fun 22:37 Daisy Kay so the kind of people I am interested in like both. 22:37 Kommissar Mandar I'm just genuinely curious 22:37 Daisy Kay *wink* 22:37 *WONK* 22:38 Kommissar Mandar I like both :3 22:38 And from what I've been told....I know how to work both... 22:38 Daisy Kay I've accidentally slipped into my feminine voice a lot lately 22:38 I'm still lowering my pitch but 22:38 Kommissar Mandar I heard your pitch in that google glass video 22:38 Daisy Kay talking so much has made me too comfortable 22:38 Kommissar Mandar I was like wOAH 22:39 Daisy Kay yeah it's clearly 22:39 if you listen close... 22:39 pitched down 22:39 lol 22:39 especially the "man on the street" 22:39 the one who sounds wonky 22:39 "google glass what's that?" 22:39 in the past whenever I didn't have a male voice actor to help me 22:40 I had to learn to put on a male-ish voice and then pitch it down. 22:40 Kommissar Mandar I've done that 22:40 when I made videos 22:40 Daisy Kay the easiest male voices to do are gravily ones. 22:40 Kommissar Mandar Do you use Sony Vegas to do it? 22:41 I know Lowtax uses Vegas 22:41 Daisy Kay Mae Questel, the voice of Betty Boop and Olive Oyl, once did Popeye's voice. 22:41 Kommissar Mandar I effing love that editing software 22:41 Daisy Kay and it sounds exactly like him 22:41 Kommissar Mandar =O 22:41 Daisy Kay one of the reasons I listed her as an influence. 22:41 I have used everything from Goldwave to SoundForge 22:42 Kommissar Mandar I haven't used those 22:43 Vegas is basically easy mode 22:44 that's why i like it 22:44 Daisy Kay I use Vegas as well, mostly for timing episodes. 22:45 Kommissar Mandar ah 22:46 baaack in the daaaaaay *cricks back* 22:46 I used to be into making AMVs 22:46 all I had was mah virtual dub and windows movie maker 22:46 Daisy Kay I find Vegas a little too finicky for video editing. 22:46 Kommissar Mandar it can be 22:47 yelling at it helps 22:47 Daisy Kay You need every codec lined up and even then you can still get glitches 22:47 it's also been bad for editing anything running at 24fps. 22:47 Even when I fix the settings 22:47 it hates 24fps. 22:47 Kommissar Mandar yeah, basically its editing software for babbies 22:48 accessible and user friendly when you need to do simple stuff 22:48 which is mostly everything I've done 22:48 Daisy Kay I just export large .mov files from an fla and it comes out pure and crisp. 22:49 Kommissar Mandar mmm 22:49 Daisy Kay *rubs their butt* my bottom hurts... 22:50 Kommissar Mandar I hate when that happens 22:50 Daisy Kay oh 22:50 yeah, another thing 22:50 even when I decide to be a boy I still go by the name Daisy. 22:50 Kommissar Mandar aww 22:50 I like Daisy better than Dave 22:51 Dave was your name before right? 22:51 Daisy Kay Sent file secrettime-ono-cropp.png. 22:51 Kommissar Mandar I remember Lowtax kept calling you Dave in the Cry of Fear vids 22:51 Daisy Kay he was saying something that sounded like that buuuut uh 22:51 i chose a very VERY generic name 22:52 Kommissar Mandar awww I love that pic 22:52 Daisy Kay when I was being covert 22:52 I don't mind it I just 22:52 Kommissar Mandar So was your name always Daisy? 22:53 Daisy Kay picked the gender-neutral "Shmorky" when I was about... 20 I think? 22:53 Maybe 19. 22:53 and never told anyone my real name 22:53 Sent file secrettime2-cropped.png. 22:54 Kommissar Mandar d'aaawww 22:55 I always like the 'Shmorky' handle 22:56 It fits you so well 22:56 Daisy Kay Sent file secretem101-cropped.png. 22:56 it's only when I wanna be neutral 22:56 but if I am alone with someone I want them to say sexy things to Daisy. 22:56 Kommissar Mandar awww 22:56 Were you born with the name Daisy? 22:57 Daisy Kay as a boy or a girl 22:57 oh wouldn't you like to know? 22:57 Kommissar Mandar Hey 22:57 Daisy Kay the answer is probably 22:57 or I could have been born with the name cassandra 22:57 possibly 22:57 Kommissar Mandar There are some kids who are born named shit like Cloud and Pilot Inspector 22:57 Daisy Kay it's possible. 22:57 Kommissar Mandar So stranger things have happened 22:58 Cassandra is such a pretty name 22:58 I was just born plain old Amanda 22:58 Daisy Kay http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12022002 22:58 Kommissar Mandar but i hate it when people call me Amanda 22:58 I like Manderz 22:58 Daisy Kay Mandy sounds cute 22:59 if you were a boy what name would you have 22:59 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha 22:59 a boy 22:59 Jack 22:59 hands down 22:59 Daisy Kay Jack Manders 22:59 pi 22:59 Kommissar Mandar that sounds sexy 22:59 Daisy Kay *shows badge* 23:00 Kommissar Mandar My name developed over the years 23:00 Daisy Kay you're off the case, Manders 23:00 Kommissar Mandar I got tired of Mandy after a while 23:00 And then I would have this one co worker who would always come in drunk 23:00 look at me 23:00 and yell HEY COMMANDER MANDERZ! 23:00 And the name stuck like glue 23:00 And I tried to change my FB name to Commander Manderz 23:01 Daisy Kay Commandy 23:01 Kommissar Mandar And they wouldn't accept it 23:01 So I was like uuuuuuhhhh 23:01 Kommissar Mandar, being the Falco fan that I am 23:01 And for whatever reason FB accepted that 23:01 Der Kommissar's been my favorite song since I was like 8 23:02 Thogh 23:02 When you called me Mandy 23:02 I found it...incredibly sexy 23:02 It's just a name people closest to me call me 23:03 And it felt extremely hot, coming from you 23:03 Daisy Kay honestly I would hate a person on the street calling me Daisy 23:03 Kommissar Mandar It's a personal name to you 23:04 If everyone just started calling you Daisy it would just...cheapen it in a way 23:04 Daisy Kay I told everyone to call me Shmorky 23:04 because I am more comfortable being neutral 23:04 Kommissar Mandar mmm 23:05 Do they call you Daisy or Shmorky at work? 23:06 Daisy Kay They call me Shmorky ha ha 23:06 I made that clear. 23:06 though.... 23:06 https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=383853655086302&set=a.100944603377210.1285.100003850113004&type=1&stream_ref=10 23:07 Kommissar Mandar haha I saw this pic 23:08 Daisy Kay you can see it 23:08 Kommissar Mandar I'm still wondering what the 'rotten genie pizza' is about 23:08 Daisy Kay the name 23:08 one of our "ideas" 23:08 I forgot 23:08 Kommissar Mandar ah 23:08 Yeah after I added you on skype I figured thats what it must have said 23:09 and it sure has taken a few beatings over the years, it looks like... 23:11 Daisy Kay There are times where I don't mind passing for a boy... because it's safer 23:12 *curls up* 23:12 *hides under blankets* 23:12 boys are creeps 23:12 Kommissar Mandar awwww 23:12 Well the boys I've known are creeps 23:12 Daisy Kay they will yell at you and take advantage of you and try to fuck you even though you don't want it 23:13 Kommissar Mandar I don't like to generalize 23:13 but 23:13 Daisy Kay I know that's generalizing 23:13 yeah 23:13 but 23:13 Kommissar Mandar jinx 23:13 lol 23:13 Daisy Kay my personal experience made me hide 23:13 Kommissar Mandar Every boy I've dated 23:13 Has been a fucking chode 23:14 Daisy Kay and I hate saying this stuff 23:14 Kommissar Mandar even ones I haven't dated 23:14 Daisy Kay and I don't want anyone to know what happened to me 23:14 Kommissar Mandar I had to watch my cousins boyfriend beat the shit out of her once 23:14 Daisy Kay because I feel like someone will go "well that explains a lot!" 23:14 Kommissar Mandar that wasn't fun 23:14 Daisy Kay it doesn't explain shit 23:14 Kommissar Mandar eh, don't listen to the armchair psychologists 23:14 Daisy Kay it's such a common response 23:15 "wow, no wonder!" 23:15 Kommissar Mandar they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground 23:15 Daisy Kay "this explains everything!" 23:15 Kommissar Mandar If you ever want to talk about what happened 23:15 I am here 23:15 Daisy Kay people that aren't even bad 23:15 well-meaning people 23:15 they say this 23:15 Kommissar Mandar There will be no judgement 23:15 No assumption 23:15 Daisy Kay I thought I told you everything 23:15 Kommissar Mandar You said your roommate made you do things you didn't want to 23:16 Daisy Kay the guy made me suck his dick so I could live at his place 23:16 Kommissar Mandar I didn't want to press any further than that 23:16 Daisy Kay and he was so careful not to leave marks on me 23:16 Kommissar Mandar ah 23:16 Daisy Kay so even if I said I was raped I couldn't prove it 23:16 Kommissar Mandar I'm sorry that happened to you 23:16 Daisy Kay the burdon of proof is sadly ON the VICTIM 23:16 and it PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH 23:16 Kommissar Mandar I wish I could hold you right now 23:17 I can't pretend to know how you feel 23:17 But I was in a similar situation 23:17 Daisy Kay AND I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN SOME DOUCHE SAYS "WELL LETS GIVE SO AND SO THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT" 23:17 How about you listen to what the victim has to say first ASSHOLE 23:17 I don't care if Woody Allen is your fucking hero NO ONE LIES ABOUT THIS 23:17 NOTHING IS GAINED. 23:17 Kommissar Mandar I was in Maricopa county AZ when my shit was going down 23:17 Sheriff Joe's territory 23:18 Daisy Kay *blush* 23:18 Kommissar Mandar The cops literally laughed at me and called me crazy when I told them what my roommate was doing to me 23:18 Daisy Kay *pets you* 23:18 Kommissar Mandar It's a fucking joke 23:18 Daisy Kay no one believes you 23:18 I remember 23:18 Kommissar Mandar of course! 23:18 Daisy Kay telling a few people in an online chat 23:18 Kommissar Mandar Cops assume it's a lovers spat 23:19 Daisy Kay just... to tell anyone... as soon as it happened 23:19 Kommissar Mandar And some psycho bitch woman is trying to fuck up a man's life 23:19 meanwhile 23:19 Me and my roommate had NEVER dated 23:19 not once 23:19 And I would have to go to work everyday 23:19 Daisy Kay "wow, did you like it?" "how was it?" "did you have fun?" "oh well did you come on to him" "you must have wanted it" "you didn't try to call the cops you must not be in that bad a shape" 23:19 Kommissar Mandar and come home to this guy sticking his hand down my shorts 23:19 grabbing my boobs 23:20 Daisy Kay *frowns* 23:20 asshole 23:20 Kommissar Mandar I would have to physically shove this chode off of me on the couch 23:20 Because he'd be crawling on top of me 23:20 Daisy Kay I was so poor at the time 23:20 I once convinced myself that I was just "lucky" 23:21 you know, out on my own, having a place to live, far away from an abusive uncle 23:21 Kommissar Mandar =( 23:21 Daisy Kay but I came back 23:21 I came back to my home in Jersey 23:22 and felt like such a loser 23:22 and my uncle made me feel worse 23:22 because I fucking failed 23:22 Kommissar Mandar My heart goes out to you, Daisy 23:22 Daisy Kay and I couldn't tell him 23:22 Kommissar Mandar You don't understand how much it does 23:22 Daisy Kay *hugga bug* 23:22 Kommissar Mandar Because that's the situation I'm in right now 23:22 Daisy Kay I need to streeetch 23:22 Kommissar Mandar And it kills me every day 23:22 Daisy Kay *steals you away* 23:23 Kommissar Mandar Mandy the failure 23:23 Living back in her parents basement 23:23 Because between my shitty stressful job and my roommate I had to be hospitalized for a nervous breakdown 23:23 I went from being in a position to being able to take care of people I cared about 23:24 To basically being a burden 23:24 And all my fucking family sees is the wreck I am now 23:24 They conveniently forget when I was taking all our drug addled aunt and uncles kids into my house to take care of them and get them on their feet 23:25 Now they just see me as the fuck up 23:25 Sorry if I'm ranting 23:25 Daisy Kay they don't fucking know 23:25 Kommissar Mandar But the situation I'm in in life right now just pisses me the fuck off 23:25 Daisy Kay and it's impossible to talk about 23:26 my parents would be so supportive and kind and sweet, but 23:26 1, it's humiliating. 2, I don't want them to ever know. They have to be protected from this. 23:26 I feel like it would break my mom 23:27 Kommissar Mandar =( 23:27 Why do you say that? 23:27 Daisy Kay because my parents love me so much 23:27 and are always worried about me 23:28 I want them to feel secure and know that I am okay 23:28 Kommissar Mandar awww 23:29 You're really lucky to have that 23:29 my parents....eh....not so much 23:30 Daisy Kay They're supportive of everything I do. 23:30 I am so lucky, for sure. 23:30 My mom brags about me working for myself, having my animation on DVDs and movie theaters and television 23:31 I have a brag mom 23:31 Kommissar Mandar aww =3 23:32 Your mom sounds like a sweetheart 23:32 Daisy Kay yup 23:33 Kommissar Mandar I wish I could have grown up with a mom like that 23:33 My family is...not the nicest 23:34 My mom abandoned our family when I was 10 23:35 for some guy she met 23:35 Daisy Kay My biodad is somewhere and who cares 23:35 the dad I have now is my dad 23:35 Kommissar Mandar aww 23:35 I believe the people who put the time and effort into raising you are what your parents are 23:36 Daisy Kay he raised me from age 8 and up so he is dad 23:36 I was never one of those kids that called their step parents by name 23:36 though I do respect that 23:36 if you don't wanna call someone dad you don't have to 23:36 okay I really need to stretch my bones 23:37 Kommissar Mandar strreeeetch 23:37 Daisy Kay and maybe make something to eat rather than trembling like a chihuahua 23:37 Kommissar Mandar I kinda need to too 23:37 fucking back 23:38 Daisy Kay fuckback 23:38 fuck back the night 23:38 Kommissar Mandar It sucks getting old 23:38 ahahaha 23:38 That would make an amazing band name 23:38 Anyway 23:53 I'm assing out 23:53 But listen 23:53 I just wanted to say 23:53 I've been through a great deal of shit over the years and there is not a goddamn thing in this world that phases me 23:53 You honestly can talk to me about anything 23:54 I don't judge and I don't play at being a psychologist 23:54 But I'm here to listen, always 23:54 You're special to me Daisy, you really are 23:57 You sleep well 23:58 And if the bedbugs bite I'll kick their asses so hard their butts will turn inside out and come out their mouths 23:58 Goodnight <3 23:58 Thursday, 01. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar Can I hide under your bed with you? :3 18:01 Daisy Kay yes please 20:43 Kommissar Mandar yaaay =D 20:44 Daisy Kay *kicks legs around under the bed* 20:44 Kommissar Mandar this is our fort :3 20:45 Im makin' you a klurf 20:46 Daisy Kay ! 20:46 I drew an angry little hound today 20:48 Kommissar Mandar I saw :3 20:48 Bull dogs are permamad 20:49 Daisy Kay yeah 20:50 Kommissar Mandar My favorite dogs are basset hounds 20:52 they always look sad and don't give a fuck 20:53 Daisy Kay I like mutts 20:53 I like dogs that haven't been inbred. 20:53 I like rescued dogs. 20:53 Kommissar Mandar that's the better way to do it 20:54 Daisy Kay yeah. People are dog crazy. It's sad. 20:55 Kommissar Mandar My favorite thing is just finding animals 20:55 like I did with my last cat 20:55 Daisy Kay creating this whole... 20:57 desire for dogs... 20:57 they show all these various breeds and put on big shows and reward the breeding 20:58 Kommissar Mandar In real life, I would never get a dog 20:58 Daisy Kay I dunno, I have strong feelings about how people treat dogs. 20:58 Kommissar Mandar because they're too much work 20:58 Daisy Kay less like companions and more like a life accessory. 20:59 Kommissar Mandar I'm more of a cat person because cats just kinda do their own thing 20:59 Daisy Kay so that a bunch of them have health problems based on the way they are bred for asthetic reasons... 20:59 and the overbred dogs that don't get adopted get sent to pounds. 21:01 Kommissar Mandar They fucked dalmations up 9 ways from sunday 21:01 Daisy Kay yeah. 21:01 Kommissar Mandar they are...vicious 21:01 Daisy Kay Disney was partly to blame! 21:01 Kommissar Mandar Yup! 21:01 101 Dalmations 21:01 A dalmation got loose in Keansburg, where all my friends lived 21:02 shit 21:02 It killed and ate a neighbors chihuahua 21:02 Daisy Kay aw 21:03 Kommissar Mandar yeah, that dog was fucked up 21:04 so much better to just find animals lol 21:05 I often wonder where my old cat is and how she's doing...=( 21:06 at least it must be better than frying in a parking lot 21:06 anywho 21:11 how was your day? 21:11 Daisy Kay Fine. Did some audio editing... 21:12 Kommissar Mandar oooh fun 21:13 Daisy Kay *boy daisy tugs on the collar of his turtleneck.* 21:15 Kommissar Mandar toitleneck 21:16 I'm totally getting my backstreet boys on right now 21:16 Daisy Kay *pulls the turtleneck up over his chin and mouth.* 21:16 Kommissar Mandar I'm always getting my 90s boy bands on when I draw in ms paint 21:17 oh babeh 21:17 Daisy Kay cuuule. 21:17 Kommissar Mandar boy Daisy has some serious muscles :3 21:17 ....and then Taylor Swift comes on and I start screaming FUCK repeatedly at my phone 21:18 Daisy Kay *The little teen tries to flex his muscle, but his arms are all scrawny.* 21:18 Kommissar Mandar Thin muscle is the best muscle 21:18 It's them scrawny boys that you don't wanna mess with in a fight 21:19 I learned that from Fight Club 21:19 but nonetheless 21:19 skinny boys are where its at :3 21:19 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks down at his little round tummy.* 21:19 Kommissar Mandar still adorable =P 21:22 Daisy Kay *brushes his fluffy bangs from his eyes.* 21:22 Kommissar Mandar *brushes your hair back and gives you a big kiss on the snoot* 21:23 Daisy Kay *wrinkles his freckled face a bit and giggles. He rubs his snoot where you smooched it.* 21:23 Kommissar Mandar *kisses each freckle individually* 21:25 *then kisses your puffy eyebrows* 21:25 Daisy Kay *sits by you and watches you while you're at your computer, looking at whatever you are looking at.* 21:27 Kommissar Mandar ooooh you're gonna love what I'm looking at 21:30 Daisy Kay *swings his feet from his chair.* 21:31 Kommissar Mandar *picks boy Daisy up and bounces him on my knee* 21:32 Daisy Kay *The smaller teen blushes at just how easily you can pick him up and hold him. He pouts and crosses his arms as you bounce him there on your knee.* 21:33 Kommissar Mandar *Squeezes boy Daisy until he's smooshed against my boobs* 21:36 Daisy Kay *bites his bottom lip, slipping his hands between his legs as he feels your soft breasts pressing against his back.* 21:37 Kommissar Mandar Do you like the way they feel? 21:40 Daisy Kay *Daisy doesn't answer with words, but he does make a strained noise from deep in his throat. He wriggles around in your lap.* 21:41 Kommissar Mandar awww, is Daisy shy? =3 21:42 Maybe Daisy will like the present I left on his facebook... 21:42 Daisy Kay ((I was worried for a minute but it's actually a nice, funny picture!)) 21:43 Kommissar Mandar thank you! =D 21:44 *Snuggles you to her boobs* 21:47 Daisy Kay *makes tiny pup-like noises.* 21:48 Kommissar Mandar aww 21:49 *trails kisses down your neck from behind* 21:49 *tickles your tummy* 21:50 Daisy Kay *wriggles around* he he, hey, stoppit! 21:50 Kommissar Mandar nawp 21:51 *tickles under your arms* 21:51 Daisy Kay *squeals with laughter, kicking his legs.* 21:52 Kommissar Mandar *Tickles the bottom of your feet* 21:54 You're so ticklish :3 21:55 Daisy Kay yeah, I kind of am. 21:56 Kommissar Mandar aww 21:56 *Stops tickling and holds you close* 21:56 *Kisses your hair* 21:57 Daisy Kay *Daisy bites on his thumb* 21:59 Kommissar Mandar aww, there's no need to be nervous Daisy... 22:01 *squeezes your nice round butt* 22:02 Daisy Kay *the boy cringes as you touch his rear end and feel the suspiciously soft plushness underneath his pants.* 22:04 Kommissar Mandar *gasps and lets a slight moan escape* 22:04 mmmm, what are you hiding under there... 22:04 *starts to pull down your pants* 22:05 your butt is sooo soft...:3 22:07 *runs nails across your left buttcheek* 22:07 Daisy Kay *Tries to squirm out of your lap.* 22:07 Kommissar Mandar You don't have to be shy, Daisy... 22:08 *Runs nails across your back* 22:10 *Nuzzles up to your ear...breathing into it and biting softly* 22:10 bleh, my shirts uncomfortable 22:13 *takes off shirt and sits in bra, laying your head against her boobs* 22:13 Daisy Kay *Rests his fluffy head on your chest.* 22:14 Kommissar Mandar I have to say 22:15 I'm really curious as to what boy Daisy looks like with his pants off :3 22:15 Daisy Kay *gulps nervously.* 22:16 Kommissar Mandar <3 22:16 *massages your shoulders* relax, baby.... 22:20 I love the way your skin feels... 22:28 Daisy Kay Really? *Daisy rubs his own skin "I guess I don't know..."* 22:28 Kommissar Mandar mm hmmm 22:29 It feels like fine silk... 22:29 strong, yet soft 22:29 Daisy Kay *Despite being a dirty, naughty little boy he smells a lot like vanilla cakes.* 22:30 Kommissar Mandar mmmmm, I thought that's what I smelled 22:31 why do you say you're a naughty little boy? 22:31 Daisy Kay ((I dunno. I don't much trust boys unless they are under someone's thumb.)) 22:32 Kommissar Mandar Well I trust you, Daisy...Do you trust me? 22:33 Daisy Kay yeah, heh. 22:33 am I speakin in or out of character? 22:33 eh either way... 22:34 *leans on you* 22:34 Kommissar Mandar lol I just wanted to hear you say it again 22:34 *Turns you to face me and kisses you square on the mouth* 22:34 Daisy Kay *smooches back.* 22:35 Kommissar Mandar mmmm 22:35 *slips tongue into your naught boy mouth* 22:36 *works fingers into your hair* 22:36 Daisy Kay nff... 22:36 Kommissar Mandar *what's that hardness I feel in your pants, Daisy?* 22:37 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks down between his legs "You can feel that?" He wriggles around in your lap.* 22:40 Kommissar Mandar Yes I can, and I like the way it feels... 22:41 *Stroked it through your pants gently888 22:42 *Daisy, I would let you do whatever you wanted to me...* 22:43 ...anything 22:43 Daisy Kay Can we snuggle? *He leans against you, feeling all small and vulnerable as you touch him.* 22:44 Kommissar Mandar Of course, sweetling 22:44 I love snuggling with you = ) 22:45 *pulls blankets over us* 22:47 Daisy Kay *snuzzles* 22:47 Kommissar Mandar *runs nails from your back down to your butt, scratching lightly* 22:49 I wanna snuzzle you and keep you warm all night... 22:51 *squeezes you close* 22:56 *tweaks your snoot* 23:07 Daisy Kay I feel a big floaty... 23:08 *rubs his head on you.* My body feels cold yet warm 23:08 and I'm a little tired... 23:08 but I wanna spend some more time with you 23:08 you 23:08 Kommissar Mandar awww 23:09 I always feel so nice holding you 23:09 Do you want me to nurse you to sleep, sweetheart? 23:10 Daisy Kay ~~~ 23:13 Kommissar Mandar mmm 23:13 *pulls off bra* 23:13 Daisy Kay *perks up, staring at your boobs* 23:14 Kommissar Mandar *Come on now, Daisy, you need to drink....* 23:14 Be a good boy.... 23:15 Daisy Kay *blushes "yes ma'am..." He leans forward and puts his lips around your nipple* 23:15 *closes his eyes as he gently sucks on you.* 23:15 Kommissar Mandar *gasps slightly as you suck* 23:15 That's it....that's how you be a good boy... 23:16 *Rubs your back as you suck* 23:17 Daisy Kay *rustling sounds some from under the boy's soft jeans as he wiggles around and gets comfy.* 23:17 Kommissar Mandar You can take off your pants Daisy, it's okay 23:17 I'll keep you warm.... 23:18 My sweet little boy... 23:18 Daisy Kay *Daisy's too shy. He grabs at his jeans, tugging, but pulling them up a bit. He slurps at your nipple inside his mouth, his tongue flicking against it.* 23:19 Kommissar Mandar *ooooh, that feels so nice* 23:19 Does it taste good, sweetling? 23:19 Daisy Kay *looks up at you with dreamy half-open eyes "mm-hmm" he says with his mouth full.* 23:20 Kommissar Mandar aww, you like that... 23:21 *wraps leg around you* 23:22 *pulls you even closer* 23:22 *presses knee against your inner thighs* 23:24 Daisy Kay *Daisy giggles nervously as you press your knee against him.* 23:24 Kommissar Mandar *moves knee higher* 23:27 *you've been such a good boy for Mandy..* 23:27 Daisy Kay *Daisy makes a nervous whimper as you move your knee up further, pressing against the softness that's under his jeans. He tugs his shirt down anxiously.* 23:29 Kommissar Mandar awww, such a shy boy... 23:31 Don't be a wuss ^_~ 23:31 Daisy Kay *The boy whines "come on, Mandy, dooon't..." he tries to pull himself away now, but you make sure to grab onto him and keep him from getting away.* 23:32 Kommissar Mandar shhhh...it's okay Daisy, you don't have to be shy in front of me. 23:35 Here, I'll take off my pants first... 23:35 *Pulls down her pants revealing thong undernearth* 23:35 Do you like the way that looks, Daisy? 23:35 Daisy Kay *Daisy is clearly hiding something. He grips his waistband as he looks at the girl's sexy, thin, almost see-through thong underwear. He looks away bashfully "you look really pretty... b-but I can't take off my pants..." he whimpers, his knees knocking together as he stands in front of you.* 23:36 Kommissar Mandar WHat are you hiding from me, wussy boy? ^_~ 23:38 I'm gonna tickle you until you take your pants off.... 23:40 *tickles under your arms* 23:40 Daisy Kay *Daisy giggles and squirms, rubbing his thighs together "no stop!" he laughs, backing up and almost falling.* 23:41 Kommissar Mandar *tickles your tummy* 23:43 I'm not stopping till you take your pants off.... 23:43 Daisy Kay *Daisy isn't going to pull his pants down on his own, being a stubborn boy. He clearly needs someone to take charge of him.* 23:45 Kommissar Mandar Naughty little boy... 23:46 *I unbutton and slowly unzip the fly of Daisy's jeans, firmly tugging them off and throwing them at the wall* 23:47 Daisy Kay ~~~ 23:48 Kommissar Mandar ssssshhhhhh, don't cry, Daisy.... 23:49 *Holds Daisy close to her chest, so close you can feel her heart beating* 23:50 Lots of boys have to wear diapers...and girls too 23:50 there's nothing wrong with it 23:50 Daisy Kay *whimpers, leaning his head on the girl's chest. You feel the boy's hot face as you hold it close to your skin.* 23:51 Kommissar Mandar ssshhh, my sweetheart, there's no reason to feel embarassed... 23:51 *lightly brushes her nails along the waistline of your pampers* 23:52 You know I'd never tell anyone, sweetheart... 23:52 Daisy Kay *despite all the layers you can still feel the hardness pressing against you.* 23:53 Kommissar Mandar mmmm, you really must be packing some heat under those pampers, huh? 23:54 *rubs your crotch as it becomes warmer and warmer* 23:54 Daisy Kay *Daisy bites his bottom lip. You have to wonder just how big it is. Feeling it from the outside you can hardly tell, but it defintely feels large for a teenage boy his size.* 23:55 Kommissar Mandar mmmm, it feels so very big.... 23:56 *Mandy takes off her lacy pink thong* 23:57 *Takes Daisy's hand and brings it to her crotch* 23:57 Do you feel that wetness, Daisy? 23:57 That's what you do to me... 23:57 Daisy Kay *Daisy watches curiously. He gasps sharply as you hold his hand to your wet pussy. He swallows hard. His dick throbs against him and he almost cums himself!* 23:58 Kommissar Mandar mmmmm 23:58 *brushes your hard cock through your pampers* 23:58 Friday, 02. May 2014 Daisy Kay *Daisy reaches for his waistband and finally pulls down, revealing his hard cock to you. His balls raise slightly at the same time his erection twitches. The tip of his dick glistens wetly.* 00:01 Kommissar Mandar mmmm, what a beautiful cock... 00:01 it's perfect.... 00:01 *trails kisses down your belly* 00:02 *takes your cock in hand and gently licks the tip* 00:02 Daisy Kay *shudders and sighs. The thick, 8-inch dick throbs in anticipation as you kiss lower and lower. He lets out a pitiful whimper as you lick the tip.* 00:03 ((*blush* ahhh... I dunno how late I can stay up tonight...)) 00:03 Kommissar Mandar mmmm this won't take long, sweetheart 00:04 *thrusts your cock into my mouth* 00:04 *the tip brushes against the back of my throat as I deepthroat* 00:04 Daisy Kay *Daisy gasps and shivers, holding the back of your head. He bucks his hips slightly as you suck his cock. "Nnngh, don't... you're gonna make me..."* 00:05 Kommissar Mandar gonna make you what...baby? 00:05 Daisy Kay *Daisy arches his back and lets out a sharp gasp. Thick, creamy cum starts to leak from the tip of his cock. It spurts against your mouth and the rest trails down your hand. He tenses up as he orgasms so quickly and suddenly!* 00:06 Kommissar Mandar *swallows your cum greedily* 00:07 That'll help you sleep tonight, darling... 00:07 Daisy Kay *whimpers, looking down at you.* 00:07 Kommissar Mandar *gives a final suck and rocks your oversensitive cock* 00:07 Daisy Kay *Rests his head on top of yours.* 00:09 Kommissar Mandar *purrs* 00:10 Sleep well, angel.... 00:10 Daisy Kay I'm still awake I just, um... 00:11 I'm getting tired. 00:11 but I wanna snuggle. 00:11 *wraps their arms around you* 00:11 Kommissar Mandar awww 00:11 *strokes your hair* 00:11 Are you warm enough, sweetie? 00:12 Daisy Kay mm-hmm 00:14 Kommissar Mandar good, *kisses your cheek* 00:15 you're so cuddle-able 00:20 *squeezes you tight* 00:23 Hey you =P 20:03 I have something special for you 20:03 *cue elephant from Diddy Kong's voice* 20:03 Daisy Kay I am still at work 20:04 Kommissar Mandar ah gotcha 20:05 Say hi to Lowtax for me 20:05 Daisy Kay I am home now 21:47 Kommissar Mandar yay =D 21:48 have a good day at work? 21:48 Daisy Kay yes ma'am. 21:53 Kommissar Mandar In real life, it probably has its mundane points, but i still stand by the fact that you have basically the funnest job ever 21:54 I'm just playing Castlevania Symphony of the Night and saying 'fuck' at my television repeatedly 21:54 Daisy Kay ooh. Okay 21:55 Kommissar Mandar anywho 21:56 I did something...different today 21:56 I think you'll like it 21:56 Sent file CAM00846_zps80e029a9.jpg. 21:57 Sent file CAM00794_zps8ff7ba0a.jpg. 21:57 Sent file CAM00829_zps0bc4374b.jpg. 21:58 Sent file CAM00801_zpse6c8aa56.jpg. 21:58 Sent file CAM00858_zpsd5e461d9.jpg. 21:58 Daisy Kay aww. You look adorable. I just want to rock you in my arms and sing into your ear 21:59 Kommissar Mandar mmmm *purrs at the thought* 22:00 Daisy Kay Where did you even get that? 22:00 Kommissar Mandar grocery store 22:00 Just basic adult diapers 22:00 Daisy Kay he he 22:00 Kommissar Mandar I wanted cuter ones but i knew my fat ass wouldn't fit 22:01 Daisy Kay I've never worn any in my life but I have uh... taken care of girls with them before. I think I told you, I tend to be the nuturing one 22:01 Kommissar Mandar You have, Mama Daisy :3 22:02 Daisy Kay I dunno it's... funny how they come to me~ *blush* it's like they can tell I am just the type of person that will make someone feel all small and cared for 22:03 Kommissar Mandar The thought of you taking care of me brings a smile to my face... 22:03 It's your voice, I think 22:04 you have a certain sweetness to your voice 22:04 Daisy Kay well I used to hide my voice, so 22:04 Kommissar Mandar oh 22:05 Daisy Kay they could still tell 22:05 ha ha 22:05 back when I was putting on this masculine facade 22:05 Kommissar Mandar I've only ever seen two pictures of your face 22:05 but there is a softness to it 22:05 that's just...nice 22:05 Daisy Kay yeah. It used to be softer (fatter) 22:05 Kommissar Mandar lol, I didn't mean it like that 22:06 Daisy Kay no, I know 22:06 I have like 22:06 a babyface 22:06 Kommissar Mandar Babyface Mallone 22:06 You do though, it's adorable :3 22:06 You probably get people thinking your much younger than you are, huh? 22:07 Daisy Kay now I do. 22:07 Kommissar Mandar same here 22:07 Daisy Kay but a long time ago when I was eating poorly and 22:07 stuff 22:07 I looked 30. 22:08 I looked 30 before I was even 20. 22:08 Kommissar Mandar i used to get harrassed by my ex boyfriends mom because she was convinced I was under 18 22:08 really? 22:08 i couldn't picture that 22:08 In the last picture you showed me you look about 25 22:09 Daisy Kay I am 31 now. 22:10 Sent file IMG_0605.JPG. 22:10 I left my new picture at work argh 22:10 that usually doesn't happen 22:10 Kommissar Mandar such pretty color eyes... 22:11 Daisy Kay you have a really nice body. I'm jealous. 22:11 Kommissar Mandar awww, thank you *blush* = 3 22:11 you do too, you know 22:12 very sexy legs... 22:13 Daisy Kay you have thighs to die for 22:14 *kisses your thigh* 22:14 Kommissar Mandar :$ 22:14 *mmmmm* 22:15 Your lips are so soft, i bet 22:15 Daisy Kay *squishes your cheeks* lookit the widdle baby. 22:15 *lifts you up and squeezes you.* 22:15 Kommissar Mandar *coos* 22:15 weeee 22:16 squeeze me harder, mama Daisy = 3 22:16 Daisy Kay Sent file IMG_0543.JPG. 22:17 Kommissar Mandar nice lips = ) 22:18 *kisses* 22:18 Daisy Kay Sent file IMG_0542.JPG. 22:19 I just took these for fun 22:19 Kommissar Mandar lol 22:19 I have to say 22:20 The comic you posted really hit home with me 22:21 Daisy Kay yeah I also go on business trips 22:21 c: 22:21 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha 22:21 I meant the other one, silly 22:21 I tend to be the joker around people I know 22:22 even though I'm depressed a good amount of the time... 22:22 people forget you have feelings when you're the jokster... 22:23 pretty much the story of my life 22:23 and i've never been on a business trip lol 22:26 i used to work at a place where everybody got to go on business trips but me =9 22:26 Daisy Kay I'm going on one soon. 22:26 Kommissar Mandar I was quite bitter about it 22:26 ooooh where? =O 22:26 Daisy Kay I might do two if I make an extra thousand dollars somehow ha ha 22:26 I know I'll make a lot of money at SPX, but the other convention before it will be expensive because it's in San Fran and getting there costs a lot of money for some reason 22:27 Kommissar Mandar Its purdy there 22:28 I wish I could go see you at SPX 22:29 also I would give anything to drive to California again 22:31 because goddamn that was so nice... 22:31 If my car had infinite gas I would drive you 22:31 Daisy Kay *dresses you up in some old-timey street urchin clothes and puts one of those lumpy tough-kid hats on you.* 22:33 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha 22:33 *SIIIIRRR, do you have a hay penny?* 22:33 Do you drive? 22:34 Daisy Kay I lived in philly for eight years 22:34 I may have forgotten how to drive. 22:34 Kommissar Mandar ah 22:35 I don't think I ever learned, I just do it half assedly 22:36 during my drivers test I literally fucked up EVERYTHING 22:36 yet they still gave me my license... 22:36 to this day I cannot parallel park 22:36 and I've been driving for 8 years 22:37 Daisy Kay I kept failing the computer tests because I could never memorize the unimportant numbers 22:37 How many feet away do you park from a fire hydrant? 22:37 Kommissar Mandar beats the shit out of me 22:37 I failed that like 4 times 22:37 Daisy Kay If I said 100 well then that should be at least partial credit 22:37 Kommissar Mandar and I really only passed it the 5th time out of pure luck...by 1 point 22:37 Daisy Kay how many car-lengths should you be from other cars during a rain storm 22:38 one question was actually not in the book I had at the time 22:38 I complained about this and tried to explain it but no one would listen to me 22:39 "well it's right here in this book" and I had the other book "well it's not in THIS ONE" 22:39 Kommissar Mandar the whole test is bullshit 22:40 all 6 of them or however many there are now 22:40 Daisy Kay so I failed one test because they updated one thing 22:40 Kommissar Mandar I'd be piissssed 22:40 Daisy Kay I have dyscalculia. 22:41 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 22:41 Daisy Kay I had to figure out numbers by using a completely different part of my brain 22:42 and it's still hard work 22:42 Kommissar Mandar oh that's a thing? 22:42 I"m sorry, I didn't mean to laugh =( 22:42 Daisy Kay yeah 22:42 haha 22:42 Kommissar Mandar *puts foot in mouth* 22:42 Daisy Kay it's okay it's one of those things that is still not as understood as other things 22:43 Kommissar Mandar I have immense trouble with numbers as well 22:43 Math is a main reason I dropped out of college 22:44 Daisy Kay I mean think about how it wasn't that long ago that people thought using your left hand to do things was "wrong." 22:44 Kommissar Mandar THEY FUCKED ME UP IN KINDERGARTEN BECAUSE OF THAT SHIT 22:44 Daisy Kay dycalculia is just kind of being studied right now. 22:44 Kommissar Mandar They made me write with my right hand 22:44 even though I was a leftie 22:45 Daisy Kay Are you ambidexterous or just left-handed? 22:45 Kommissar Mandar I can write with both, but Im quicker with my right hand because I'm used to it 22:45 Daisy Kay yeah I actually can't use my left hand for drawing! 22:46 Kommissar Mandar but my handwriting is terrible 22:46 Daisy Kay I wish I could 22:46 Kommissar Mandar do you write with your left hand? 22:46 Daisy Kay nope 22:47 Kommissar Mandar ah 22:47 yeah, I could never draw with my left hand 22:47 Daisy Kay my hand-writing is pretty amazing if I may be honest 22:47 Kommissar Mandar =3 22:48 mine is chicken scratch 22:48 one thing I do know 22:48 Daisy Kay I write my letters all fancy 22:48 Kommissar Mandar My religion teacher back in 10th grade explained it 22:48 Daisy Kay like typeface 22:48 Kommissar Mandar lefties were looked down upon because back in the day, your left hand was the hand traditionally used to wipe your ass 22:48 Daisy Kay I write like how you see these words being typed yeah. 22:49 haha 22:49 Kommissar Mandar holy shit... 22:49 Daisy Kay your left hand is also your "sinister" hand 22:49 evil, unlucky 22:49 sinister is latin for left 22:49 Kommissar Mandar holy crap really? 22:50 Daisy Kay I'm surprised no one ever told you that 22:50 Kommissar Mandar nope! 22:51 I went to catholic school for 4 years and it was never mentioned 22:51 either that or I was sleeping 22:51 one or the other! 22:51 Daisy Kay I went to catholic sunday school. 22:51 Kommissar Mandar ah 22:52 I've actually never been to sunday school 22:52 I'm not even catholic 22:52 Daisy Kay I actually did the whole thing 22:52 Kommissar Mandar I only went to catholic school because our public school was a fuckin' zoo 22:52 Daisy Kay up to confirmation 22:52 Kommissar Mandar oh wow 22:52 Daisy Kay even though I don't even... 22:53 believe in... what they believe in. 22:53 I'm hardcore agnostic. 22:53 I steadfastly refuse to believe or disbelieve anything. 22:53 Kommissar Mandar I believe we're all just the daydream of an autistic kid looking at a snow globe 22:53 jk 22:53 Daisy Kay yeah 22:54 in a hospital. 22:54 we're a hospital. 22:54 Kommissar Mandar Yes O_O 22:54 Daisy Kay but uh 22:54 Kommissar Mandar In all seriousness, I am agnostic 22:54 Daisy Kay Yeah I mean 22:54 Kommissar Mandar I just say what's unknown is unknown 22:54 Daisy Kay whatever there is... we're not gonna know 22:55 I don't understand how anyone can be so sure 22:55 Kommissar Mandar not to be grimdark, but that is one of the things that has kept me from killing myself 22:55 Because you just don't know what's on the other side... 22:56 Daisy Kay well 22:56 Kommissar Mandar Plus, I almost died once, and it was really, really, really terrifying... 22:56 Daisy Kay the thing that keeps me from doing it is knowing I'll hurt more people than I will make happy 22:56 there are times when I am strangly unafraid 22:56 and that makes me nervous 22:57 because then I start thinking "I could just... do it... at those times" 22:57 but I don't because, again, it would hurt way too many people 22:57 Kommissar Mandar I couldn't imagine why you would want to, being that you have so much, but everyone has their own subjective pain and struggles 22:58 Daisy Kay yeah 22:58 I'm broken. Busted. I wanted to die even before bad stuff happened to me. 22:58 Kommissar Mandar You always say your broken....why? = ( 22:59 Daisy Kay , 22:59 when someone 22:59 takes a part of you 22:59 when they take advantage of you 23:00 it changes you 23:00 You're different forever 23:00 there is no going back from it 23:00 Kommissar Mandar = ( 23:00 Daisy Kay It's like being murdered expecting still being alive to live with the reality. 23:01 Kommissar Mandar I'm so sorry that had to happen to you, sweetheart... 23:01 *holds you close* 23:02 Daisy Kay but yeah, my teenage years were lousy 23:02 and that is the worst time to have a bad time 23:03 Kommissar Mandar mmm 23:03 Daisy Kay because your body is changing and your brain is already messed up 23:03 Kommissar Mandar It shapes you 23:03 What happens then 23:03 Daisy Kay but our family was really fucking poor 23:03 and we had so much bad luck 23:04 shit just kept happening to us and it was hilarious whenever people heard about it. We lived in one of those single-wide trailers in a place surrounded by people with "real houses." 23:05 the foundation broke, we didn't have electricity or running water or heat, we had to eat cereal with powdered milk, we did all that for two weeks before our insurance paid for a cheap hotel that we had to stay in for six months and during that time the trailer also caught on fire 23:07 Kommissar Mandar oh jesus christ... 23:08 I couldn't imagine... = ( 23:08 Daisy Kay and that's funny to kids 23:08 because you're poor 23:08 Kommissar Mandar fuck kids 23:08 Daisy Kay you are poor, pathetic trash 23:08 you dumb, poor, shitty trash... with your shitty, ratty shoes that are falling apart 23:09 Kommissar Mandar this was in Jersey? 23:09 Daisy Kay this was in Virginia 23:09 Kommissar Mandar ah 23:09 I"m so sorry, sweetheart... 23:09 Daisy Kay we were surrounded by people more well off than us 23:09 also hicks 23:10 Kommissar Mandar well I know hicks... 23:11 Daisy Kay the kind of hicks with money 23:11 Kommissar Mandar that's the majority of my family 23:11 Daisy Kay so they're extra douchy 23:11 Kommissar Mandar i know em with and without... 23:11 My father's side of my family are basically sociopaths with lots of money 23:12 I feel terrible that you had to go through that... 23:13 Daisy Kay and me not being able to handle it was my fault 23:14 I was always being treated like some kind of criminal after my suicide attempt. 23:14 Kommissar Mandar I know few who could live like that and handle it well... 23:14 ... = ( 23:14 I know that feeling 23:14 Daisy Kay after columbine every depressed kid was a suspect 23:15 Kommissar Mandar After my breakdown in AZ I basically became a leper 23:15 Daisy Kay bullies were not a problem 23:15 only the depressed, sad kids 23:15 The upside is that I went to therapy and got to take neato drugs. I wonder if my problems I have now are because I'm not getting enough drugs 23:16 Kommissar Mandar heh.... 23:16 Daisy Kay because I was fine for a while but my depression and anxiety has been getting worse 23:16 Kommissar Mandar My mother was an....interesting lady 23:17 she fed me all kinds of pills when I was little because I had a "problem" 23:17 they put me on some weird med once at her request 23:17 I was 5 23:17 the next day I said I was gonna take my dads gun and murder everyone in the house 23:18 Daisy Kay drugs are actually very good for you 23:18 but 23:18 they are all different 23:18 Kommissar Mandar depends what kind 23:18 I should know 23:18 I'm a pillhead and a half 23:18 Daisy Kay no two problems are the same 23:18 Kommissar Mandar I used to pop oxy like it was candy 23:19 Daisy Kay and pills should be tested and figured out 23:19 Kommissar Mandar I know klonopin works wonders for my anxiety 23:19 have you ever tried it? 23:20 Daisy Kay nah, I was only effexor and one other thing 23:21 Kommissar Mandar klonopin and kratom are my best friends 23:22 Daisy Kay yeah 23:22 there are people that are so anti-pill that it makes me annoyed 23:23 telling someone to "go off their meds" is bad advice. 23:23 always. 23:23 Kommissar Mandar I was so put off by medication from the shit my mother put me through I actually joined the Church of Scientology once 23:23 Yeah, I was HARDCORE stupid when I was younger 23:24 Daisy Kay "it makes you high and stupid and it's bad for your brain you should just be sad!" 23:24 haha they are also anti-therapy 23:24 Kommissar Mandar honest to god, I now believe every drug known to civilized man should be legal 23:24 because I do not give a fuck 23:24 I don't give a fuck if heroin killed your grandpa 23:25 I don't give a fuck if cocaine makes the baby jesus cry 23:25 People should just be able to fuck themselves up if that's their fancy 23:26 because ultimately everyone finds a way to do it anyway 23:26 Daisy Kay if you're against it you better be against cigarettes and alcohol too 23:27 but no, it is always double-standard douches 23:27 Kommissar Mandar oh god...the debates that have happened in this house.... 23:27 Daisy Kay I hate all drugs 23:27 Kommissar Mandar WEED WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE *sips 5th martini* 23:27 Daisy Kay I don't do any 23:27 and weed, to me, doesn't count 23:27 Kommissar Mandar I would do anything other than meth and heroin 23:28 Daisy Kay it does absolutely NOTHING to me. 23:28 Kommissar Mandar really? 23:28 are you sure you just didn't have bad weed? 23:28 Daisy Kay Yeah. I don't get high. 23:28 everyone else does 23:28 and I like being around them 23:28 Kommissar Mandar If I gave you Arizona weed you would not be saying that 23:29 Daisy Kay oh please 23:29 everyone 23:29 EVERYONE says that 23:29 haha 23:29 Kommissar Mandar I could tell you stories about me and Arizona weed... 23:29 Daisy Kay no one wants to believe me when I make certain statements 23:29 Kommissar Mandar screaming at the Disney channel at 2 in the morning..... 23:29 Daisy Kay like I've only reached full orgasm from sex twice in my life and everyone wants to be the person the prove me wrong 23:30 Kommissar Mandar the Metallica bagel... 23:30 Daisy Kay "I bet I can do it" no please you are setting yourself up for failure pleeease I really like you 23:31 Kommissar Mandar I'm actually sitting here laughing my ass off because I'm just going through various flashbacks... 23:31 oh I believe you on that 23:31 Daisy Kay thank you 23:31 Kommissar Mandar men can't give me orgasms 23:31 and then they blame me 23:31 cause I READ ON REDDIT THAT ITS CAUSE YOU HAVE TOO MUCH EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE 23:31 Daisy Kay yeah dudes can't do it 23:32 and I have known some really cute guys 23:32 A while back I decided 23:32 they're just fun to look at and talk to 23:33 Kommissar Mandar 90% of me and my ex boyfriends fights were about sex 23:33 ahahaha pretty much 23:33 Daisy Kay but that's as far as I'll take it with them 23:33 Kommissar Mandar I can't go through it with men anymore 23:33 that's not to say all men are the same 23:33 but...the ones I've known are chodes 23:33 Daisy Kay it's fine. 23:34 *flexes their muscles "I'll be man!"* 23:34 *lifts you up and carries you on their shoulders* 23:34 *runs around in a circle* 23:34 Hey, how tall are you? 23:34 Kommissar Mandar 5 2' 23:35 Daisy Kay ah yes 23:35 I remember now 23:35 god why am I so tall 23:35 Kommissar Mandar You're probably a head taller than me :3 23:35 Daisy Kay I don't even feel like 5'11" is tall 23:35 and yet I am always lookin down at girls *pouts* 23:36 *gets on their knees* 23:36 *scoots around on the floor* 23:36 Kommissar Mandar i think tallness is cute = 3 23:36 *jumps on your shoulders* 23:38 Sent file 0706132238-01.jpg. 23:41 Daisy Kay Sent file secrettime221-dicks-cropped.png. 23:41 Kommissar Mandar memories....... 23:41 aawwww = 3 23:42 Daisy Kay is that crash 23:42 Kommissar Mandar Yes it is!! 23:42 and that is a dwindling plate full of bacon 23:42 and the phone on the bed took a dip in the Salt River... 23:42 Daisy Kay Sent file secrettime213-cropped.png. 23:43 Kommissar Mandar sexay klurfs = 3 23:43 Daisy Kay Sent file secrettime219.png. 23:43 yeah I don't really like to draw dirty BUT I will do it for people I care about 23:44 Kommissar Mandar aww 23:44 Daisy Kay Sent file slumbeeparty.png. 23:44 and here is an innocent picture 23:45 but it's still private because it was made for a friend 23:45 Kommissar Mandar eeee the klurf in the glasses <3 23:45 Daisy Kay Sent file lick.gif. 23:47 and here is the only dirty animation I ever made 23:47 Kommissar Mandar hold on, my computer is imploding trying to load it 23:49 oooh, that's really nice 23:50 it's so fluid... 23:51 rather mesmerizing.. 23:51 Daisy Kay fluid 23:51 Kommissar Mandar *beavis and butthead giggle* 23:51 heuehuehueheue 23:51 I had a dirty drawing once 23:53 but it was an anatomical monstrosity 23:54 Daisy Kay did you drop it in the mud 23:54 oh 23:54 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 23:54 yeah, I didn't even bother posting it anywhere 23:54 Daisy Kay yeah I learned how to draw realism before I learned cartoons 23:54 Kommissar Mandar I have a doodle somewhere of Jesse and Walter White doing it 23:54 Daisy Kay I never really do a mixture of the two 23:55 Kommissar Mandar that's how you're supposed to do it 23:55 you have to learn to draw something realistically before you can simply it 23:55 Daisy Kay yeah it's just 23:55 Kommissar Mandar ohhhh, I'm gonna find you some real embarassing shit now 23:55 back from my 14 year old OMG JAPAN phase 23:56 Daisy Kay I kept trying to draw cartoons as a kid and failing at it 23:56 yeah I was 14 when I gave everyone anime stuff 23:56 there was no internet back then so I thought it was oh so original 23:56 Well there was no internet for ME. 23:56 Kommissar Mandar I thought everything I did was original because they were my ORIGINAL CHARACTERS!!!111!!! 23:57 oh god I'm fucking dying... 23:58 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/MandyFC.jpg 23:59 I"m cringing right now... 23:59 Daisy Kay oh and 23:59 a booby phase 23:59 I think every artist goes through that 23:59 looking at boobs 23:59 and drawing them on everything 23:59 Kommissar Mandar I'm still in mine 23:59 Daisy Kay and now that I am at this point in my life I have gone the opposite direction 23:59 removing boobs 23:59 Saturday, 03. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar boobs are so fun to draw though... 00:00 Daisy Kay he he 00:00 I wanna see if I can draw like that 00:00 Kommissar Mandar draw some boobs on my ORIGINAL SAMURAI VAMPIRE characters... 00:01 I still can't get over that... 00:01 Daisy Kay I wanna see if I can 00:01 I mean 00:01 Sometimes I do these drawing exercises where I try to draw awkwardly 00:02 it takes some doing... 00:02 Kommissar Mandar like drawing something in an awkward pose? 00:03 oh good gravy... 00:04 http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Shun_Ten_Satsu/media/LadyPatricawallposter.jpg.html?sort=3&o=872 00:04 Yeah...boobs were my thing 00:04 Daisy Kay I would draw 00:06 Kommissar Mandar http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/MyHeartWillGoOnresized.jpg 00:06 Daisy Kay big head, big eyes, small arms and hands 00:06 Kommissar Mandar don't ask me what's going on with Leo Decaprio's face here... 00:06 Daisy Kay ya know 00:06 I kinda like that drawing 00:06 haha 00:06 Kommissar Mandar aww really? 00:06 Daisy Kay yeah it's cute 00:06 Kommissar Mandar *blush* 00:07 Yeah, Titanic is one of my biggest guilty pleasure movies 00:07 Daisy Kay even though I was manipulated by it I still hated it 00:08 like, I was at that right age 00:08 where that kind of manipulative romance was easy to string teens like me along 00:08 so I cried and stuff 00:09 but I was also able to recognize what a terrible film it was 00:09 Kommissar Mandar I more like it for the general cinematography 00:09 And I just associate it with good memories 00:09 I first saw it when I was 8 and had my first slumber party = 3 00:10 watching it just gives me good feels... 00:10 Ironic to say about a movie where 2000 people die icy painful deaths, but oh well 00:12 ah well, they made a happy version 00:13 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcj_d8NpsRY 00:13 Daisy Kay my favorite character from Orange Is The New Black is Dayanara "Daya" Diaz. She draws adorable awkward amateur anime 00:14 Kommissar Mandar d'aaww 00:14 Daisy Kay it's really cute 00:14 Kommissar Mandar ORIGINAL CHARACTER *do not steal* 00:14 Daisy Kay yeah 00:14 she draws a picture of her boyfriend 00:14 and he's all bug-eyed and wonky 00:14 Kommissar Mandar aww KAWAIIIIII 00:16 I did that once = ( 00:17 animetized my boyfriend 00:17 Kawaii desu neeee ugguuuu nite crew biiiiiitch 00:20 yeah...I was that kid... 00:20 in all seriousness what sucks is that drawing anime style is a hard habit to break... 00:21 when you learn to draw that way 00:22 I try and draw things realistically now and they wind up having an anime look to them, which pisses me off 00:22 Daisy Kay *leans on you* 01:40 Kommissar Mandar aww 01:42 *kisses your forhead* 01:42 I just want you to snuggle me and sing to me = 3 01:42 Daisy Kay *pats your padded rump and hums into your ear.* 01:43 Kommissar Mandar mmmm *purrs* 01:44 *cuddles my rump against your tummy* 01:45 Daisy Kay what boy name did you say you'd go by again? 01:45 Kommissar Mandar I changed it 01:46 I forgot my most most favorite boy name 01:46 Amadeus 01:46 That is now my boy name = 3 01:47 Daisy Kay you could still go by Maddy! 01:47 haha 01:47 Kommissar Mandar =O 01:47 Daisy Kay or Amy 01:47 hahaha 01:47 Ami 01:47 Kommissar Mandar I never even realized... 01:47 Daisy Kay Oh Amadeus... *cuddles you closely to her boobs.* 01:47 Kommissar Mandar Am I a good boy, Mama Daisy? 01:48 Daisy Kay No, but Mama loves you anyway! 01:49 he he 01:49 Kommissar Mandar =O 01:50 Is it about...my pants? 01:50 I tried to make it to the toilet.... 01:50 I really tried hard... =( 01:50 I'm sorry...=( 01:52 Daisy Kay *She bounces you on her knee "Aw, Amadeus you're just a little boy! Maybe if you were a big girl then you wouldn't have that problem... but it's okay!" She gently teases you. She lifts your shirt and blows on your tummy.* 01:53 heh heh... oh yeah, you should know, I'm not very nice to boys c: 01:53 Kommissar Mandar =O 01:54 *pinches you on the butt* 01:54 Daisy Kay yeep! 01:54 *spanks your butt!* 01:54 Kommissar Mandar *giggles* 01:54 *flicks your snoot* 01:56 Mama Daisy...will you nurse me before I go to bed, please? = 3 01:58 Daisy Kay *tugs her shirt, letting her boob flop out. She presses your head to her chest.* 01:58 I'm actually going to exercise and go to bed soon myself 01:59 Kommissar Mandar I wish I could snuggle up in your bed with you 02:00 *hides in your boobs* 02:03 I just realized both my names are Falco songs.... 02:06 I love me some Falco 02:06 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS2QwKRhnds 19:22 I'm 'avin a giggle 19:22 the way he says it...crooning gently like a warm and caring grandfather telling you a bedtime story... 19:22 Daisy Kay I never been able to giggle at that 19:37 haha 19:38 while watching that movie with friends when that scene came up I was just like 19:38 all quiet and uncomfortable 19:38 I mean I know what is funny about it. 19:38 the way he says it and he is saying ass 19:38 and the concept of a dildo going between two asses 19:39 but on the whole it's too uncomfortable for me to watch ha ha 19:39 Kommissar Mandar I just like that old dude actor 19:45 And not to mention Jennifer Connelly is....yeah 19:45 there's few things I wouldn't do with her 19:46 Daisy Kay I was lookin for the recent pic I took and found an older one where I'm not wearing my binder 19:46 Sent file mewithbiggerbreasts.jpg. 19:46 Kommissar Mandar oh wow O_O 19:47 You have an amazing body 19:47 Daisy Kay yeah that is too conspicuous lol 19:47 I prefer having a flat chest 19:47 Kommissar Mandar Can I ask you something 19:47 Daisy Kay ask 19:48 Sent file eyeeyecaptainb.jpg. 19:48 Kommissar Mandar How is it that you have breasts? 19:48 Daisy Kay I thought you already asked 19:48 and I said it was puberty 19:48 Kommissar Mandar Did I? 19:49 I'm sorry, I have the memory of a goldfish 19:49 Daisy Kay yes and then you asked a bunch of other questions 19:49 Kommissar Mandar lol I remember now 19:50 I started growing boobs when I was ridiculously young 19:51 like 9 19:51 and for whatever reason I did not have an ass until I was 25 19:52 Daisy Kay yeah that's how it is for every generation now 19:52 puberty is starting earlier and earlier. 19:52 Kommissar Mandar My ass was flat as a board and then recently *poof* 19:52 Daisy Kay a scary tim to be alive 19:53 going through puberty that is 19:53 Kommissar Mandar any time is a scary time to be alive 19:53 Daisy Kay lol 19:53 it's not fun 19:53 Kommissar Mandar except the 20s 19:53 the 20s looked pretty cool 19:53 Daisy Kay I'm a flapper 19:53 Kommissar Mandar You'd look amazing dressed as a flapper 19:54 I know I was born in the wrong time 19:59 I would give anything to have been born in the past 20:00 Grow up during the 60s 20:01 or be an adult in the 80s even 20:01 Daisy Kay Yeah I mean 20:01 maybe if I was born earlier or later... 20:02 but instead I was in the bad position of graduating around the dot-com bubble burst 20:02 it was dreadful 20:02 Kommissar Mandar = ( 20:03 Daisy Kay haha 20:04 Kommissar Mandar to make you feel better 20:05 I graduated just as the economy fell into its own butthole 20:05 = ) 20:05 Daisy Kay the internet economy is doing a LOT better though 20:06 Kommissar Mandar That's true 20:06 Does SA make a lot of money? 20:06 Daisy Kay enough to keep me paid 20:07 but I want more 20:07 I want more out of life than 20:07 doing a cartoon every single week 20:07 it's keeping me in this perpetual loop 20:07 Kommissar Mandar that sounds like a dream life to me 20:07 but we're all different I guess 20:08 Daisy Kay I just wanna make 20:08 movies and games and music videos and shows 20:08 Kommissar Mandar You have the talent to do it 20:09 but even now, you have more fame than most could ever hope for 20:10 I would be happy if anything I wrote got recognition 20:13 but oh well 20:19 I'm just a simple person of simple needs 20:19 I'd be happy just living in a hippy commune out in the desert 20:21 I passed one driving through Nevada once at it looked awesome 20:21 http://cache1.asset-cache.net/gc/104334423-abandoned-nothing-billboard-near-phoenix-az-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=vV%2fyLy5sWsAWpn7KwSHjD4zRqJEg9DpCsA0D8bNNEZqC9PElvEogSsvxyEIAOL6b 20:22 it was pretty awesome passing this 20:22 Daisy Kay that is good 20:22 Kommissar Mandar I miss the desert so much = ( 20:23 Have you ever been to Arizona? 20:24 Daisy Kay no. Just Texas, North Carolina, Virginia, Penn, NJ, Cali, Delaware, and Maryland 20:29 Kommissar Mandar Living in AZ was the best 6 months of my life 20:31 I was in Cali for a day once 20:34 I drove out to LA 20:34 purdiest drive ever 20:39 though it's kind of unsettling to think about how easy it could have been for the car to just break down in the desert and get baked alive with no civilization for miles 20:41 My car battery died in Sedona once but I guess someone up there is looking out for me because it happened in a strip mall 20:42 it was July so if it happened in the middle of nowhere...yeah 20:42 Sent file desktop.ini. 20:45 Sent file IMG_0072.JPG. 20:47 this used to be my backyard... 20:48 Daisy Kay Mmm 20:48 Kommissar Mandar Sent file IMG_0170.JPG. 20:49 And this is where I went to go lay the pictures of my twin sister who drowned 20:49 jk 20:49 Daisy Kay califooooorniaaaa 20:51 Kommissar Mandar ahaha yes 20:52 random question 21:21 would you be willing do design a tattoo for my stepmom? 21:21 She just wants a ladybug 21:21 a small one 21:21 http://i998.photobucket.com/albums/af109/manfrompoot/T2eC16hHJF0E9nmFTMvPBRUZSTUwoQ60_57_zps1967bc04.jpg 23:06 Luigi is killing me 23:06 What the hell I..... 23:06 Daisy Kay yeah! I tweeted this! I love it. 23:37 Kommissar Mandar http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3627464 23:37 This whole thread is amazing 23:37 Daisy Kay it is the official soundtrack to the anime video 23:37 oh dear I'm not logged in at home 23:38 and I don't feel like searching for my long-ass password 23:38 Kommissar Mandar poo 23:38 well when you do find it, it's a treasure trove of obscure video game stuff 23:38 like dis 23:39 http://i.imgur.com/kYrcK51.jpg 23:39 Daisy Kay https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/401477126227914752 23:40 Kommissar Mandar Swearing in videogames was just not a big deal in Japan I suppose 23:41 Daisy Kay well it doesn't mean anything 23:41 Kommissar Mandar Like that infamous Sonic Episode where Sonic says SHIT 23:41 Daisy Kay they're american cusswords 23:41 American cartoons used the word "spaz" a lot as a g-rated insult 23:42 but they stopped when it was learned that's a slur in europe. 23:42 Kommissar Mandar I remember when Kenan said Crap! on All That once and I was beside myself 23:42 Daisy Kay Crap and Freakin aren't cusswords. 23:43 they're on the list of "allowed" words 23:43 haha 23:43 Kommissar Mandar Crap was a big deal back in 97' 23:44 Daisy Kay I mean, according to Standards and Practices 23:44 Kommissar Mandar Whether 'crap' was a curse or not was like the biggest debate when I was in 4th grade 23:44 Daisy Kay there are words I consider rude but that I think should be allowed to be said in programming for kids... 23:45 Kommissar Mandar nowadays, yeah 23:45 Daisy Kay piss, shit, hell, damn, ass 23:45 Kommissar Mandar http://i.imgur.com/sACvEJ1.jpg 23:46 I am not rad enough to even handle this 23:46 Daisy Kay then there are words that I find disagreeable like bitch, cunt, pussy 23:47 Kommissar Mandar yeah... 23:47 cunt is reserved for the big guns 23:47 My favorite word is asshole 23:48 Daisy Kay I don't use it at all 23:48 It's the worst word. 23:48 I mean, besides... 23:48 Kommissar Mandar I use it in my writing when I really wanna do damage in a scene 23:48 Daisy Kay racist words 23:48 Kommissar Mandar I have to be really, really, really mad to just use it irl 23:49 Daisy Kay I stopped using any words that refer to the female anatomy as an insult 23:49 except boob because that's just silly 23:49 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 23:49 Me and my buddy were prank calling people in like 8th grade 23:49 Daisy Kay but I mean, calling someone a pussy because they're weak? Fuck you. Telling someone to grow balls to be brave? Fuck you again. 23:49 Kommissar Mandar and we reached Texas or something 23:50 and the dude was like "YOU'RE A BOOB!" 23:50 Daisy Kay HAHA 23:50 yeah 23:50 it's funny because it's such an old-timey insult 23:50 like maroon 23:50 Kommissar Mandar yes 23:50 or nincompoop 23:50 Daisy Kay yes 23:50 ninnyhammer 23:50 dunderpate 23:50 Kommissar Mandar nincompoop is my favorite 23:50 ahahahaha 23:50 dunderpate 23:51 I've never heard that 23:51 Daisy Kay that literally means dumb head 23:51 Kommissar Mandar that's awesome 23:51 Daisy Kay but 23:51 yeah 23:51 the c word is the worst because 23:52 there isn't a word that you can call a guy that will be just as bad 23:52 it's unfair 23:52 Kommissar Mandar you could call him a cock goblin 23:53 Daisy Kay no 23:53 Kommissar Mandar I suppose lol 23:53 Daisy Kay yeah 23:53 Kommissar Mandar yeah, I know, it's more silly and not as bad 23:53 I think the weirdest combination of complement and insult ever said to me was... 23:54 Daisy Kay I don't ever use gender-specific insults. 23:54 Kommissar Mandar "Mandy's not a bitch, she's a cunt! She doesn't take shit from no one!" 23:54 My friends were wierd 23:54 Daisy Kay pfft 23:55 if you call any of my friends a cunt I will kick your balls into your teeth 23:55 Kommissar Mandar The image of that happening in my head kind of turned me on 23:56 Have you ever been in a fight? 23:56 Daisy Kay yeah 23:57 I don't like it 23:57 Kommissar Mandar well nobody really likes it 23:57 Daisy Kay I hate hurting anyone, no matter how bad they are 23:57 and I can hurt 23:57 I can hurt someone bad 23:57 Kommissar Mandar I've never been in a fight 23:57 really? 23:57 Daisy Kay *flexes* I'm strong! 23:57 remember? 23:57 Kommissar Mandar lol I remember that 23:58 but strength and fighting prowess do not go hand in hand 23:58 my ex boyfriend was in a good 30+ fights 23:58 he told me a lot about fighting 23:58 It's not so much about muscle, but how you can use it 23:59 Daisy Kay I just went for brute strength 23:59 Sunday, 04. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar funnily enough 00:00 my ex boyfriend was shorter and weighed less than me 00:00 Daisy Kay it was never planned just 00:00 yeah 00:00 I'm not violent. 00:00 Kommissar Mandar What happened, if you don't mind me asking... 00:01 Daisy Kay I just know when I'm in danger. 00:01 Kommissar Mandar I mean, I think everyone should be able to defend themselves 00:01 Daisy Kay I don't remember every time 00:01 but I do remember this one guy that tried to put his cigarette out in my hair so I clocked him in the face and sent him to the principal's office crying with a bloody nose and I got detention. 00:02 I sure learned my lesson: never defend yourself 00:02 Kommissar Mandar eh, that's just how they handle shit 00:03 Self defense is something everyone should learn 00:03 Me of course, I never did 00:03 And if I got in a fight I'd probably be fucked 9 ways from sunday 00:03 So I just hope I never get in one 00:03 Sent file IMG_0132.JPG. 00:05 I tried to take up shooting in AZ but I SUCK at it 00:05 Daisy Kay now that I think about it 00:06 it was impressive I fought anyone at all when I was a 90lb skeleton 00:06 Kommissar Mandar I haven't been 90 lbs since I was 10 I think 00:06 again 00:06 it's not about mass, it's how you move it 00:07 Daisy Kay I was under 100lbs up until I was about 15. 00:07 and then I turned into a big 240lb fatass by my 18th birthday. 00:07 Kommissar Mandar I'm picturing a genie appearing 00:08 Daisy Kay the insanely huge difference in body shapes I have been through... 00:08 it's weird and wonky 00:08 Kommissar Mandar I will have to find my fatass prom pictures for you one day 00:08 Daisy Kay but I guess I have my mild deformities to thank for that? Like... 00:08 I was all twisted up 00:08 and I guess my body's response was to fill in the empty areas with fat lol 00:09 Kommissar Mandar You were all twisted? 00:09 Daisy Kay lol 00:09 not literally 00:09 Kommissar Mandar You don't look that way in your pictures 00:09 Daisy Kay I think I talked about this 00:10 Kommissar Mandar lol I know 00:10 well you told me about the hole 00:10 Daisy Kay yeah 00:10 Kommissar Mandar you didn't tell me you were twisted 00:10 Daisy Kay that was the most noticable thing 00:10 Kommissar Mandar Sorry, I'm just a very morbidly curious peson 00:10 person* 00:10 Daisy Kay My organs are not in the right place. 00:11 Kommissar Mandar how off are they? 00:11 like are they just slightly off-kilter or are they connected completely differently than the average person? 00:12 Daisy Kay somewhat off-center 00:12 Kommissar Mandar ah 00:12 Daisy Kay it was actually pretty difficult for them to find my appendix 00:12 Kommissar Mandar oh god did you have to get yours removed? 00:13 Daisy Kay yeah. I actually have just 00:13 Kommissar Mandar I have nightmares about that happening 00:13 Daisy Kay a small mark in my belly button 00:13 and two dimples under my belly button 00:13 you can't even see the scar even if you look right into my belly button 00:14 it's barely noticable. 00:14 Kommissar Mandar well that's good 00:14 Daisy Kay it used to be very visible though ha ha 00:15 and I felt grossed out by it 00:15 Kommissar Mandar battle scars 00:15 it's all good 00:15 I have one on each foot 00:15 from where they put the metal plates in 00:15 Daisy Kay I have a very small, faint scar on the back of my right hand. 00:16 Kommissar Mandar 6 surgeries....and my feet are worse off = 3 00:16 from what? 00:16 Daisy Kay a crazy person stabbed my hand when I was about eight. 00:18 with a broken piece of wood 00:18 Kommissar Mandar the fuck... 00:18 Daisy Kay and they had to take me to the hospital to get the splinters out 00:18 Kommissar Mandar ow.... 00:18 Daisy Kay and I got threeee stitches... and that was the cool part! c: 00:19 Kommissar Mandar it was just a random crazy person? 00:19 Daisy Kay that's all I want to say 00:19 but 00:19 it was scary 00:19 a child should never be stabbed lol 00:19 Kommissar Mandar i'm sorry you had to go through that, hun 00:19 *hugs you close* 00:20 The craziest thing a stranger did to me was whip his junk out at me in a Borders book store when I was 7 00:21 Daisy Kay I should talk about happy stuff more 00:21 *holds you close* 00:21 Kommissar Mandar I was holding a Little Mermaid pop up book 00:21 that I remember 00:21 Daisy Kay no, that's never okay 00:21 Kommissar Mandar lol this is me you're talking to 00:21 Ms. Morbidity 00:22 Daisy Kay I know but 00:22 guys who gotta make everything about their dick 00:22 just gross me out 00:22 Kommissar Mandar yeah, it was just some random guy 00:22 And I had no idea what the hell it was about 00:22 Like it didn't phase me too much as a kid but looking back I'm like 'wow, that was uffed up' 00:23 Daisy Kay predators and creeps 00:24 Kommissar Mandar yerp 00:24 Though I did scare the shit out of some creep in Vegas once 00:25 This drunk dude passing me by put his hand on my arm 00:25 And I swear to god 00:26 I temporarily turned into a Jedi 00:26 that's the only way I can explain this 00:26 I managed to twist my arm around his and lock it up, and I pulled his face to mine and said "touch me and I will rip your fucking arm off" 00:27 yeah...I have a thing about strangers touching me 00:27 I go a little apeshit 00:27 Daisy Kay good 00:27 I can feel safe around you 00:28 Kommissar Mandar aww = 3 00:28 Daisy Kay I think that 00:28 women should always walk in groups 00:28 and when some dude thinks he's gonna harrass them 00:29 they can gang up on his ass 00:29 Kommissar Mandar I guess that works if you're a woman with friends = ( 00:29 but yeah, that is the smart thing 00:29 In retrospect, I've put myself in a lot of bad positions... 00:31 I often wonder why I'm not dead 00:32 Daisy Kay I dunno I just 00:32 rarely ever felt safe around boys 00:32 and all the girls I knew were tough and rude and awesome 00:32 not at all like the girls on tv 00:33 Kommissar Mandar I guess I got desensitized because all my friends were boys 00:33 for the most part awful boys.... 00:33 girls just made fun of me = ( 00:34 Daisy Kay yeah see 00:34 I felt 00:34 stereotypical 00:34 because I was so soft spoken and gentle and clean and neat 00:34 that is one of the reasons I refuse to identify as one or the other 00:34 I will not be so easily defined by gender 00:34 Kommissar Mandar Yeah.... 00:35 When I was a teen I just wanted to magically become a boy so I could be normal... 00:35 Nowadays, I have an appreciation for both my body and my demeanor 00:36 Daisy Kay *tugs at your waistband and takes a peek at your penis.* 00:36 Kommissar Mandar So I'm happy with the way i am 00:36 oh babeh 00:36 careful, you might poke an eye out 00:36 Daisy Kay *reaches into your pants and gently strokes your little cock.* 00:36 Kommissar Mandar little? =O 00:37 Daisy Kay *stares you right in the eye as she plays with it.* 00:37 Kommissar Mandar mmmmm 00:37 Such sexy eyes.....*purrs and cups your chin* 00:37 Daisy Kay *gives you a little kiss on the snoot* 00:38 Kommissar Mandar *takes the flower from behind your ear and puts it behind mine* 00:38 *bends down and kisses you on the lips* 00:38 Daisy Kay oh, you're such a tall boy! 00:42 Kommissar Mandar *that's not the only way I'm big *winks** 00:43 *presses hard cock against your soft rump* 00:44 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks over her shoulder "Just what are you going to do with that?" She squeaks out softly. She rubs her butt against your erection teasingly.* 00:46 Kommissar Mandar *groans at the stimulation* 00:48 well.... 00:48 *licks your neck* 00:48 I wanna hear you say my name.... 00:49 My boy name.... 00:49 And then I'll tell you... 00:49 Daisy Kay *giggles softly. "Oh, are you sure you don't wanna beg for it, little boy?" she teases, even though she's shorter than you. She presses right back against you aggressively, narrowing her eyes.* 00:52 Kommissar Mandar if you insist.... 00:52 *gets on knees* 00:53 *Daisy, it's an honor that you would even look upon me* 00:54 *pulls off your shoe gently and begins kissing your foot* 00:54 Daisy Kay *Puts her hands on her hips, She rolls her eyes and smirks as you kiss her foot. "Okay, don't do that, it's gross." She gently pats your head. She grabs your cheeks and makes you look up at her. "what do you really want, hmm?"* 00:55 Kommissar Mandar *I want to make love to the most beautiful Lady on Earth* 00:57 *rises to feet and dips you* 00:57 Daisy Kay *Daisy giggles as you dip her backwards. "Oh my. You really think you can handle me, boy?" she looks into your eyes. She reaches down and grabs your crotch and gives it a hard squeeze. It's just enough to send a message without hurting you. She smirks wickedly.* 00:59 ((heh heh, sorry, girls gotta have power over boys in my fantasy. c: )) 00:59 Kommissar Mandar mmmmmm 01:00 *I dare to say I can (smirks)* 01:00 Daisy Kay *Daisy forces herself forward and grabs your sides, pressing you against the wall. Though she's shorter she shows some impressive strength.* 01:01 Kommissar Mandar mmm beauty AND strength.... 01:02 *You are like the ancient Greek sorceress Circe who turned her men to pets* 01:02 *I want you to show Amadeus who's boss* 01:03 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks deep into your eyes as she strokes you outside of your pants. "Would you like me to suck your cock, Amadeus?" she whispers to you. "or do you want something else?"* 01:04 Kommissar Mandar I would like that more than anything else in this world, Daisy 01:05 Daisy Kay *Daisy reaches into her front pocket and pulls out her cute pink phone. She aims it at you "would you pee your pants for it?" she grins and stares at you with wild, lusty eyes. She just loves seeing you squirm and beg for her.* 01:07 Kommissar Mandar For a woman, I would say no 01:07 But I am before a goddess tonight 01:07 Therefore, I oblige 01:07 *closes eyes and concentrates* 01:08 Daisy Kay *Daisy holds her phone in front of her, starting at your face and slowly panning down to your crotch.* 01:08 Kommissar Mandar *you watch as warm wetness floods Amadeus' trousers* 01:08 Daisy Kay *Daisy licks her lips. She mostly just enjoys watching you shame yourself for her amusement. She digs her free hand between her legs. "Oh Amadeus! I can't believe you actually did that? I only asked if you would. I didn't tell you to do it..." she shoves her phone into her pocket. "Look at you... pathetic little boy, all wet and horny over me." She steps closer. She reaches for your crotch and ever so slightly touches it with her fingertips. She loves seeing you in agony.* 01:10 Kommissar Mandar You saucy devil.... 01:11 You like causing me pain, don't you, you succubus? 01:12 Well.... 01:12 Then I suppose it wouldn't phase you... 01:12 To choke me... 01:12 Daisy Kay *Daisy darts forward, knocking you back and placing her small hand over your windpipe. She stares into your eyes. "Is that what you want you disgusting little pervert?" She squeezes a bit, watching your face.* ((just so you know, I refuse to take part in this for real. For fantasy purposes I am okay with it though. c: )) 01:14 Kommissar Mandar Oh god this is what I want, I squeak out... 01:15 harder.... 01:15 please... 01:16 Daisy Kay *Daisy squeezes a bit harder, watching your face redden. She clutches your throat with both hands. She eases up a bit, just enough for you to breath, but still enough to limit your oxygen. She stares into your eyes as they roll to the back of your head. "You'll probably cum your pants before I even get to your dick..."* 01:17 Kommissar Mandar *groans in both pleasure and pain, completely lost to ecstacy* 01:18 *if you keep choking me, i just might* 01:18 Daisy Kay *Daisy grins, hearing you strain to talk "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that..." She keeps her thumbs pressed firmly on your throat, staring at you. You can see sparkling lights and your head feels like it's floating. She's careful, but aggressive. She places her knee against your crotch. She breathes deep and hard as she chokes you so close to the edge but always keeping you in place.* 01:20 Kommissar Mandar *The image of Daisy blurrs and refocuses repeatedly in my eyes* 01:21 *one of my eyes turns scarlet around the iris and I moan loader, making deep, animalistic sounds in my throat...hungry sounds* 01:22 Daisy Kay *Daisy leans in close, pressing her snoot against yours. Her knee grinds against your wet erection as she holds her body so near to you. Her hot breath flows over your face as she squeezes your throat tighter, only to loosen the grip again. She squeezes some more and holds it there, carefully counting in her head to make sure she deprives you just enough to arouse you.* 01:24 Kommissar Mandar *You feel my cock growing harder against your knee as I lay there with my chest heaving pathetically* 01:26 *I raise a shaking hand to your ungodly beautiful face and stroke your cheek gently, thanking you for the blissful torment* 01:27 *it hurts.....so good* 01:27 Daisy Kay *Daisy cocks her head a bit. "You pitiful little boy. You're lucky I'm even touching you." She presses her face to your hand as you stroke her cheek. She looks down at you with a smug expression. She wonders how long you can possibly handle such torture. She keeps her gaze locked on yours.* 01:28 Kommissar Mandar *I want you to push my limits, see how much I can take* 01:29 *I'm yours...to do with what you please* 01:30 Daisy Kay *Daisy tucks in her bottom lip. She grips you tighter and holds it. She stares down at you, watching carefully as you turn from red to purple. She keeps a look out for your body language. She wants to hurt you, but she wants you to stay awake for it.* 01:30 Kommissar Mandar *chest heaves...I am your toy, I want nothing more than to be your toy* 01:31 *I would walk over a field of broken glass just to bring you a rose* 01:32 *hurt me, sweet princess, hurt me...* 01:32 *squirms underneath you* 01:34 *drools slightly* 01:34 Daisy Kay *She narrows her eyes a bit. "this is what you want? You dirty little boy..." She presses her body to yours, rubbing her crotch against your crotch, not caring if you get her wet. "I don't think you know your own limits, child..."* 01:35 ((I hope I am making you hot...)) 01:35 Kommissar Mandar You don't even know... 01:35 ((I have been choked in real life and it's amazing)) 01:36 *Daisy..would I be allowed to make love to you, while you choke me?* 01:37 Daisy Kay *opens her mouth. She puts her lips onto yours and sucks in. It feels like she's sucking your soul through your throat. She lifts her head up. "No. I want you to cum in your pants, and I want to feel it..." she keeps grinding her hips, feeling your wet crotch on hers.* 01:38 Kommissar Mandar *ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* 01:39 *Yes, princess...* 01:39 Daisy Kay *Puts her lips back on you, breathing you in.* 01:39 Kommissar Mandar *the combination of suffocation and the pressure on my throat is unbelievably pleasurable* 01:40 *oh god, suck on my mouth harder* 01:40 *I want to be pushed past my limits* 01:40 *Show me what a foolhardy masochist I am* 01:40 ((I am a foolhardy masochist IRL)) 01:41 Daisy Kay *You feel like you're deflating under her. You gasp and choke. She doesn't let up. She can see tears rolling down your face. She feels like she's going to explode herself. You feel her crotch heating up as she is about orgasm as well. She bucks her hips against you.* 01:41 Kommissar Mandar *oh...jesus....christ....*gasp** 01:42 *Amadeus other eye turns scarlet* 01:42 Daisy Kay *Daisy puts her entire body's weight on you.* 01:42 Kommissar Mandar *OH GOD* 01:42 *You hear bones crackle in Amadeus neck slightly* 01:43 Daisy Kay *Her arms tremble as she tries to use up the last of her strength on the boy's neck. She growls a bit. "Come on... come on..." she chants between breaths.* 01:43 Kommissar Mandar *Amadeus cock throbs underneath your body* 01:43 *I....can't....take it...anymore* 01:44 *Amadeus cock explodes underneath you, spraying semen* 01:44 Daisy Kay *Daisy thrusts downward, forcing her crotch to yours, feeling you cum through layers of clothing and even soaking into her jeans. She moans and trembles as she orgasms as well.* 01:44 *Lies on top of you, stroking your hair. "That... was clearly for you..."* 01:45 *kisses your snoot.* 01:45 Kommissar Mandar *purrs* 01:45 *looks at you through bloodied, red eyes* 01:46 *you're...an angel* 01:46 *Pulls you close and holds you* 01:46 *You smell so nice....* 01:46 Daisy Kay *snuggles you "and you smell terrible... but that's okay, my lovely little boy..."* 01:48 *giggles and kisses your neck* 01:48 Kommissar Mandar *purrs at the stimulation, having just came* 01:48 *squirms* 01:48 Daisy Kay I personally would rather you keep that as a fantasy. It's too dangerous... 01:49 but at least in a fantasy you can go beyond limits... 01:49 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, I know mishaps happen... 01:49 Daisy Kay *nods* 01:49 Kommissar Mandar Like I said, sometimes I wonder why I'm alive 01:49 But shit, it feels so fucking amazing 01:49 Daisy Kay It's a common thing. 01:49 that and being tied up 01:49 Kommissar Mandar That actually happened with my eye once 01:50 Daisy Kay they're the most common fantasies... 01:50 with men and women, across the board. 01:50 Kommissar Mandar my ex choked me so hard I looked in the mirror and my eye was blood red 01:50 and then I ran around his house screaming BOW BEFORE EURON CROW'S EYE like the asshole that I am 01:50 Daisy Kay Yes. When you don't get enough oxygen your vessels will burst. 01:50 That is science. 01:50 Kommissar Mandar lol I know 01:51 but yeah, it's the combination of pressure and suffocation that's just...wowza 01:51 Daisy Kay I can't bring myself to harm someone even for their pleasure. Heh. 01:52 But I will spank you until you cry 01:52 Kommissar Mandar You're a big ol' sweetie : 3 01:52 Daisy Kay I will make your butt SO red. 01:52 Kommissar Mandar ooooh 01:52 I love getting spanked... 01:52 One time my ex actually seized me by the waist of my jeans, turned me upside down, and shook me onto the floor like a can of peaches 01:53 Daisy Kay I've done so many naughty things for ladies *blushes* 01:54 Kommissar Mandar oh? : 3 01:54 Daisy Kay yeah like 01:54 I have wiped a few butts even *laughs nervously* 01:54 The thing is though, my nose is so sensitive, so I make them take this stuff called Bismuth Subgallate. 01:55 Kommissar Mandar ooh? 01:55 by the way 01:55 I am phased by nothing 01:56 Daisy Kay it's like, I have some hard limits IRL. 01:56 haha 01:56 and that's one of them. If you're going to do THAT then you better be taking Devrom pills. 01:56 I actually take them every day because it also works as a regular deorderant too. 01:57 Kommissar Mandar I'll be honest 01:57 Daisy Kay You can't just sit around and not bathe, but it does prevent stuff like sweat odor 01:57 Kommissar Mandar I have never shit nor peed my pants 01:57 Daisy Kay I haven't either haha 01:57 c: 01:57 Kommissar Mandar well...there was that one time I was really high an my cousin called me a bum and for some reason that made me laugh until I pissed 01:58 Daisy Kay I was always the caretaker. 01:58 Kommissar Mandar but 01:58 i'm willing to try anything 01:58 Because I know my fetishes are...out there 01:58 Daisy Kay it felt good to be needed 01:58 of course that has been taken advantage of 01:58 Kommissar Mandar yeah? =/ 01:58 Daisy Kay but 01:59 Kommissar Mandar I can see that happening 01:59 Daisy Kay still 01:59 I like to make cute babygirls happy. 01:59 *plays with your toes.* 01:59 Kommissar Mandar *giggles* 01:59 Daisy Kay *gives your butt a hard swat* 01:59 Kommissar Mandar *YELP* 01:59 Well, I would let you do anything to me 02:00 I like being a slave *blushes* 02:00 Daisy Kay You might want to try wetting yourself, but don't mess on yourself while alone. You'll need someone there to clean you. I've heard some embarrassing stories. 02:01 How about feeling helpless? 02:01 Kommissar Mandar oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh 02:01 Daisy Kay I've been told that's a big part of it 02:01 Kommissar Mandar that's what Manderz lives for 02:01 Lemme tell ya 02:01 Daisy Kay because you need someone to 02:01 take care of you 02:02 you can't do it all on your own 02:02 someone to feed you and clean you and give you a bath... 02:02 dress you up 02:02 *tickles your tummy* you need a Mama. 02:03 Kommissar Mandar ye : 3 02:03 I have never had a Mama : 3 02:03 It sounds amazing... 02:03 My thing has always been just brutality 02:03 Like, hold me down and break me down until I submit 02:04 Daisy Kay I've only ever used restraints on one girl... 02:04 it was her thing 02:04 Kommissar Mandar I prefer just bare hands 02:04 Daisy Kay and yeah a few gilrs have asked me to choke them before 02:04 but 02:04 I couldn't 02:04 Kommissar Mandar no, I get you 02:04 It's safer not to 02:04 I should know, I've had a misshap before... 02:05 Not with me 02:05 But I got too rough taunting someone 02:05 Without getting into too much detail 02:06 I basically almost severed a jugular 02:06 I felt terrible about it... 02:06 That's when I learned to leave my teeth out of anything sexual 02:06 I was too used to my ex, who was beastly 02:07 And I went at it like I would with him, and didn't realize my own strength 02:07 I actually think leather and restraints in BSDM are cheesy and corny 02:08 Daisy Kay haha 02:08 Kommissar Mandar It's all flesh and fists and nails or it's nuthin 02:08 Daisy Kay well then phew 02:08 haha 02:08 yeah um 02:08 I dunno just 02:08 Kommissar Mandar Sorry, I don't mean to come off creepy = ( 02:09 Daisy Kay I like it when your shame is your own fault. 02:09 Kommissar Mandar HAHA well let me tell you my life story! 02:09 Daisy Kay Rather than holding you down physically 02:09 Kommissar Mandar BUD DUMP SISSSSSS 02:09 Daisy Kay I do it physchologically 02:09 Kommissar Mandar see now I've never had that 02:10 And that's what I find so awesome about it 02:10 Daisy Kay I personally like that being done to me sometimes 02:10 Kommissar Mandar It's new..... 02:10 Daisy Kay though not always 02:10 Yeah 02:10 I was starting off trying to make you feel small. 02:10 Kommissar Mandar It's something you do really well it seems... 02:10 Daisy Kay weak and helpless and also desperate for me... 02:11 *holds your hands.* 02:11 Kommissar Mandar I think I find it hotter than anything physical 02:11 Daisy Kay I just prefer for 02:11 boys to be under the thumb of girls 02:11 that's why I suddenly got all hardcore on you 02:12 heh heh 02:12 I was like "yes, this is my thing" 02:12 Kommissar Mandar I just like to be dominated 02:12 I like to be under a thumb 02:12 and squished like a little ant 02:12 Daisy Kay boys need to be put in their place. 02:12 this is so personal 02:13 *blushes hotly* 02:13 Kommissar Mandar I think deep down boys want to be put in their place 02:13 : 3 02:13 i think that's why I got off so much on dating 'tough guys' 02:13 because in the end 02:14 no matter how hard they went at me 02:14 at the end of the day 02:14 Daisy Kay I like to see boys cry. 02:14 shhh 02:14 Kommissar Mandar Holy shit, so do I 02:14 Grown men crying...is the hottest thing 02:15 Daisy Kay also 02:15 I like to call them boys 02:15 haha 02:15 Kommissar Mandar d'aww 02:15 Daisy Kay they say girls all the time 02:16 so 02:16 fuck you, you're a boy 02:16 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha 02:16 I like the word 'broad' 02:16 it's so old timey : 3 02:16 Daisy Kay for real just say women now and then 02:16 it's not hard 02:16 Kommissar Mandar or 'dame' 02:16 Daisy Kay ha ha I'm against broad 02:16 also dame 02:16 I'll also use "girls" in the same context as boys 02:17 and other times I will say ladies or women 02:17 Kommissar Mandar I like Lady 02:17 that's what i use most often 02:17 Daisy Kay as long as it's not before "m'" 02:17 Kommissar Mandar i used that before on you, I'm sorry = ( 02:18 Daisy Kay haha 02:18 you know 02:18 fedoras were a feminist symbol 02:18 they were worn by hardcore women 02:18 Kommissar Mandar *reddit just exploded* 02:18 Daisy Kay yeah 02:18 reappropriated culture ruined them. 02:19 Kommissar Mandar I tried wearing a fedora once and I just never liked how it looked on me 02:19 and yeah...I don't like the way they look on anyone now 02:20 the innernet ruined them 02:20 I'm still wearing this Tails hat like a dork 02:21 Let me just say 02:22 You're the sexiest person I have ever come across 02:22 And I mean that 02:23 Daisy Kay you're cute as a button 02:23 a butt on a button 02:23 Kommissar Mandar : 3 02:23 ahahaha 02:23 I have to say 02:29 and don't get scared 02:29 but my weirdest fetish 02:29 that makes people walk away from me 02:30 Daisy Kay I have been around the block with a lot of freaky ladies 02:30 Kommissar Mandar brothers and sisters 02:30 Daisy Kay yeah, that's common 02:30 Kommissar Mandar really? 02:30 Daisy Kay Yeah. I mean... and... 02:30 it's a fantasy 02:31 Kommissar Mandar I get a lot of flack for it 02:31 Daisy Kay you can break any taboo you want in a fantasy 02:31 Kommissar Mandar I don't want it to be fantasy though.... 02:31 but 02:31 I don't have a brother 02:31 Daisy Kay I'll be your little sister even. 02:31 Kommissar Mandar so that's as much as it can be for me 02:31 Daisy Kay and I'll suck your diiiick 02:31 Kommissar Mandar awww : 3 02:31 Daisy Kay power dynamics based on size... where the littler one dominates the bigger one 02:32 that one is fascinating. 02:32 And it worked on me 02:32 because, well 02:33 I need to have that power 02:33 I need to feel powerful against a larger male 02:33 I need to break him down. 02:33 Kommissar Mandar Ya makin me hot, Daisy... 02:33 Daisy Kay While I didn't like the choking 02:33 I did like making you feel weak 02:33 Kommissar Mandar You really don't know how much I loved feeling weak.... 02:34 Daisy Kay and if I was the boy 02:34 I'd want you to do the same to me 02:34 mmmph... 02:34 my big sister taking advantage of me *blushes* 02:34 Kommissar Mandar I would do it for you 02:34 And I promise not to tear your throat out : 3 02:35 Daisy Kay *whispers softly* nooo~~ 02:35 it's wrong, sis... 02:35 don't touch me like that 02:35 *blushes all over* 02:35 Kommissar Mandar Little brother...you need to know what a woman's touch feels like 02:35 Daisy Kay *feels guilty as hell* 02:35 Kommissar Mandar This will be our little secret.... 02:35 *You wanna know what a woman's touch feels like, don't you?* 02:36 *Admit it, you like it....* 02:36 *Twists your ear* 02:36 Daisy Kay Mmmph! 02:37 Kommissar Mandar *twists harder* 02:37 *well.....if you're so ashamed....* 02:38 *then what is THIS? *brushes hand against your crotch to feel your hardness you're trying so desparately to conceal* 02:38 Daisy Kay *nuzzles your snoot* 02:39 you're not so bad. 02:39 Kommissar Mandar *awww, see? you do like it...* 02:39 Daisy Kay I mean, you are bad. 02:39 But not that bad. 02:39 *spanks your bottom* 02:40 *sleepily leans on you.* 02:40 Kommissar Mandar *I know I'm bad...* 02:40 *awww, you wanna sleep in Big Sis' bed tonight?* 02:41 Daisy Kay *blushes warmly* you'll let me? Even after last time? 02:41 Kommissar Mandar Of course = ) 02:44 *what was it that happened last time again, little brother?* 02:44 Daisy Kay hehehe 02:46 *curls up beside you* 02:46 Kommissar Mandar *mmm purrs* 02:47 *puts her arms around you* 02:47 *i'll keep you warm tonight, brother* 02:48 *snuggles* 02:52 *glomps* 19:25 Daisy Kay glomped by a chibi 20:54 Kommissar Mandar so DeviantArt 20:54 rewatching Game of Thrones 20:59 fucking love this show 20:59 I really want to make a fan art 21:04 Daisy Kay of throws? 21:05 fan art of throws? 21:05 Kommissar Mandar yus lol 21:05 There was this amazing theory on SA 21:05 That two of the main characters were mermaids 21:06 which sounds absolutely ridiculous 21:06 but when you read it, it makes perfect sense 21:06 like scary sense 21:06 So now I wanna draw them as mermaids :3 21:06 Daisy Kay I never read the book or tv show 21:06 Kommissar Mandar it's about as ridiculous as saying Walter White from Breaking Bad is a tree wizard 21:07 but it actually makes sense when broken down 21:07 also I've never drawn mer people 21:08 but it seems like a fun endeavor 21:08 I've been meaning to make a kickass mermaid picture for a while 21:09 Daisy Kay I have drawn a lot of mermaids 21:10 I drew both the NES and SNES mermaids from Warios Woods 21:10 Kommissar Mandar oooh, they're purdy 21:12 Daisy Kay https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/312398767292825600 21:12 https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/398336974328573953 21:12 Kommissar Mandar You draw the most adorable Sonics :3 21:12 I've never played Warios Woods but the mermaids look cool 21:13 http://www.moviefleece.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Varys-Littlefinger.png 21:14 Daisy Kay spaghetti! 21:14 Kommissar Mandar These are the two dudes I'm gonna draw as merpeople 21:15 I wish I could draw like...surreal shit 21:21 that's what I always try to do but it never comes out that way 21:22 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW_oMKGMQaU 22:24 My favorite version : 3 22:25 Daisy Kay Yes I am familiar with this too 22:26 This movie is a loooot longer than people remember it to be 22:26 Kommissar Mandar It's a beauty though 22:26 Did you hear about the crazy dude who thinks it's real, and engraves insane ramblings about it all over the country? 22:27 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles 22:28 If I was walking down the street at night alone and saw that I'd be unsettled to say the least... 22:28 Daisy Kay The movie could be improved by giving it a slightly quicker pace. Some scenes work in slow motion. Others do not. 22:29 Kommissar Mandar Or just cut a bit out of the 'stargate' scene 22:30 that is just really uneccessarily long 22:30 Daisy Kay *bounces you on her knee.* 22:34 Kommissar Mandar weeeee : 3 22:34 We gonna watch cartoons while you feed me cereal? : 3 22:35 or you could just spank me like the petulant child I am 22:45 Sent file butt.jpg. 22:45 Daisy Kay All little boys are naughty. That's why they gotta be kept in line. *She swats your perfectly round rump.* 22:46 Kommissar Mandar *yelps* 22:47 *Mama Daisy, that stings....= (* 22:47 Daisy Kay *Wags her finger at you "well maybe if you were more mature and behaved like your little sister I wouldn't have to spank your bottom all the time..."* 22:49 Kommissar Mandar *little sister is just a big kiss-ass!* 22:53 *stomps feet* 22:53 *whips down pants and moons you with his tongue out* 22:54 Monday, 05. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar Two Fuck Ups captures the story of my life = 3 18:05 Daisy Kay *cuddle* 19:29 Kommissar Mandar aww : 3 19:29 *squeezes you till you can't breathe* 19:30 When I had my old apartment in Jersey with my cousin that comic was literally us every night 19:30 we would go in the bathroom and take a Jamaican shower 19:30 Daisy Kay it was just like 19:30 there was an urgency to do it 19:30 and the reason was 19:31 "to get high" 19:31 and that's funny to me 19:31 Kommissar Mandar lol I know 19:31 halp me smoke dis weed 19:31 Daisy Kay QUICKLY 19:31 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha 19:31 I fucking love your style of humor 19:31 Daisy Kay we need to smoke weed RIGHT NOW 19:31 why 19:31 TO GET HIGH 19:31 Kommissar Mandar that was seriously me and my cousin IRL 19:32 fire up the shower 19:32 steam up the bathroom 19:32 QUICKLY 19:32 Daisy Kay pip pip pip pip 19:32 Kommissar Mandar WE'VE BEEN HOME FROM WORK FOR 20 MINUTES AND WE ARE STILL SOBER 19:32 UNNACCEPTABLE! 19:32 So whens the next LP with you and lowtax? 19:34 Daisy Kay ~bleh 19:35 or 19:35 whatever 19:35 Kommissar Mandar I heard he's a stickler for audio 19:35 also I use the word stickler whenever possible 19:35 Daisy Kay beep 19:35 Kommissar Mandar I love it 19:36 Daisy Kay *looks down at you* beep 19:36 Kommissar Mandar don't you use that language with me, missy! 19:36 Daisy Kay plurp 19:36 Kommissar Mandar plape 19:36 stay dench or get frimponged, sucka 19:37 Daisy Kay mess with me one more time horkle and I'll bash your konky in 19:38 Kommissar Mandar yaay my dad's going to pick up White Castle 19:40 the highlight of my night 19:41 chicken rings : 3 19:41 Daisy Kay eat junk food, smoke weed, and pee your pampers 19:42 Kommissar Mandar if only I had weed to smoke 19:42 Daisy Kay well two out of three 19:42 Kommissar Mandar two out of three ain't doing too bad 19:42 Daisy Kay oh! 19:42 play video games 19:42 Kommissar Mandar Yes! 19:42 that I can do! 19:42 I can scream at Castlevania some more 19:43 Daisy Kay you wont even have to hit the pause button just play and play 19:43 *ruffles your hair* 19:43 *pinches your cheeks* 19:43 Kommissar Mandar yuuusss 19:43 Daisy Kay *ties ribbons on you* 19:44 Kommissar Mandar oooh, I look pretty : 3 19:44 What's your favorite Zelda game? 19:44 Daisy Kay um 19:47 Link's Awakening 19:47 Kommissar Mandar I have never actually played that one 19:47 but I know its one of the best 19:47 Daisy Kay I don't have a favorite Mario because they're all so good 19:47 Kommissar Mandar I've been meaning to get around to downloading it and giving it a whirl 19:47 My favorite's Majora's Mask 19:48 I love the style and dark feel of it 19:48 It carries a lot of deep subtext 19:48 Daisy Kay I think that Mario 64 is still the best 3D platformer. People like to say it doesn't hold up but they are wrong. The controls and camera were actually perfect. 19:49 Kommissar Mandar It's like Ganon was a man who was just thirsty for power 19:49 whereas the skull kid was essentially a broken person who just wanted the world to know his pain... 19:49 bulll fucking shit 19:49 I still play Mario 64 19:49 Daisy Kay I was just thinkin about how 19:49 Kommissar Mandar I have it for DS too 19:50 Daisy Kay I wanted an atari 2600 when I was a kid 19:50 and I actually enjoyed the ET game (any kid I knew with an Atari had it) 19:50 Kommissar Mandar You...enjoyed ET? 19:51 Truth be told, I have never played it 19:51 I have watched many a video demo-ing it though 19:51 Daisy Kay It's a complex game 19:52 Kommissar Mandar it looks frustrating as all hell 19:52 Daisy Kay people loved the other one 19:52 um 19:52 Indiana Jones 19:52 I personally found that one a lot more complicated but 19:52 for some reason people loved that and hated ET 19:52 It has lots of easter eggs too 19:53 Kommissar Mandar they were both waayy frustrating it looks like 19:55 I dunno, Indiana Jones had a certain charm to it 19:56 made you feel like an adventurer I suppose 19:56 ET was like...I'm this alien falling into pits and crap 19:56 Daisy Kay the Indiana Jones game was also more abstract 19:57 you could kind of tell what the characters and items were supposed to be in ET 19:57 Kommissar Mandar they actually managed to unearth the cartridges in New Mexico lol 19:59 Daisy Kay yeah 20:00 it's no surprise that they were there 20:00 it's just that no one has ever really 20:00 dug them up 20:00 naturally it took a big corporation (Microsoft I think?) in order to get to them. 20:01 Kommissar Mandar the concept of a game flopping so badly that was actually buried is just hysterical 20:02 Another fun fact 20:03 Daisy Kay it was ET and Pac-Man 20:03 they made more pac-man carts than atari systems 20:04 expecting it would sell so well that they'd have to manufacture more systems 20:04 Kommissar Mandar Many Atari Jaguar CDs have been repainted and used as dental equipment 20:04 Daisy Kay come on 20:04 the dumbest move 20:04 Kommissar Mandar I wish I had an atari 2600 now 20:07 I never got to have one 20:07 it was a bit before my time 20:08 Daisy Kay I got one once. 20:08 I used to have so many games 20:08 but most of them got sold or lost when I moved out here 20:08 Kommissar Mandar mmm 20:09 I left my precious N64 in AZ but it barely worked anyway 20:10 Daisy Kay I still have my N64 and Dreamcast with me. 20:10 Kommissar Mandar Still got my 1st edition Majora's Mask cart with me though = 3 20:10 Daisy Kay I broke my dreamcast fishing rod controller when filming something but that's okay. It was worth it. 20:10 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 20:11 now I'm curious as to what you were filming 20:11 Daisy Kay http://twitpic.com/7oxdvr 20:11 just that 20:11 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 20:12 I'm trying to make out what games are in the pile 20:13 I see something for Sega Saturn 20:13 Daisy Kay lol 20:13 well the title is huge 20:13 and one letter 20:13 Kommissar Mandar I hope it's Deep Fear 20:13 Daisy Kay D. 20:13 Kommissar Mandar oh, I was looking at the other one 20:14 Daisy Kay well the other one is too brightly lit to see 20:14 Kommissar Mandar Deep Fear is such a turd 20:14 Daisy Kay the N64 carts that are visible are Kirby Crystal Shards and Donkey Kong 64 20:14 lol 20:16 Kommissar Mandar ooh 20:16 Daisy Kay looking at it again 20:16 I can see the spring flying off to the left 20:16 and the orange knob on the floor 20:16 Kommissar Mandar haha ow wow, I see it now 20:17 I begged my parents for a Sega Saturn but never got one =( 20:18 that shiz had Sonic R 20:19 I actually really liked Sonic R 20:19 Daisy Kay we were poor so uh 20:19 if we got games we were extremely lucky 20:19 Kommissar Mandar yeah, I getcha = ( 20:19 Daisy Kay I remember getting bargain bin games 20:20 and being grateful for it 20:20 I cherished Bubsy on the SNES because it came from someone special. 20:21 I knew it was awful 20:21 but it meant a lot to me, personally 20:21 Kommissar Mandar I've never played it 20:22 I just know the one for PS1 was awful 20:22 I actually thought Bubsy for the atari jaguar looked pretty cool 20:22 Daisy Kay it is worse 20:23 not worse than 3d 20:23 but compared to the SNES and Genesis versions it's actually a downgrade 20:23 which is saying something 20:23 Kommissar Mandar oh wow 20:24 Daisy Kay time to eat and exercise 20:24 Kommissar Mandar I'm curious now, imma download it 20:25 Tuesday, 06. May 2014 Daisy Kay I am home 15:18 Kommissar Mandar ooh yay 15:20 how was work? 15:20 Daisy Kay fine. 15:20 Kommissar Mandar awesome 15:21 Daisy Kay awesome and fine. 15:22 Kommissar Mandar ye : 3 15:23 I have a random urge to play Yoshi's Cookie 15:23 Daisy Kay now I do too 15:23 Kommissar Mandar Haa haa! 15:23 you caught the infection 15:23 Daisy Kay I think Yossy No Cookie is on my GB multicart 15:23 Kommissar Mandar I just downloaded it 15:24 I wanna play Mario Paint too, but last time I tried to it literally broke snes9x and almost crashed my computer for some reason 15:26 like the whole thing just started spazzing out 15:26 it was a disaster 15:26 Daisy Kay I guess I don't have it 15:26 Just Yoshi, the puzzle game 15:26 it's on this cart three times under three different localized names 15:27 Kommissar Mandar ah 15:27 Daisy Kay Yossy No Tamago 15:27 Kommissar Mandar I would rent the shit out of Yoshi's Cookie from EZ video back in the day 15:28 I don't think I actually every owned it 15:28 Daisy Kay I got it for $4.99 from a rental place 15:29 ah, those were the days, when video rental stores started to sell their used games 15:29 That is also how I got Paper Mario for so cheap. 15:29 Kommissar Mandar aww 15:29 I miss that shit 15:29 Daisy Kay I think I got it for $30 in the box with everything 15:30 Kommissar Mandar nice! 15:30 the dude at my EZ video was so nice 15:31 I rented Thumbelina so many times he let me have it : 3 15:31 that reminds me 15:31 I passed by the weirdest thing the other day 15:31 Daisy Kay Bluth Thumbelina? 15:31 Kommissar Mandar I was driving up in North Jersey 15:31 no 15:32 It was some anime version 15:32 Daisy Kay OH 15:32 yes, yes... 15:32 Kommissar Mandar You know the one? =O 15:32 Daisy Kay The ones they showed on Nickelodeon 15:32 Kommissar Mandar With the frog and the witch who wore the mask 15:32 Daisy Kay it was an 80s to early 90s thing 15:32 Kommissar Mandar I never actually saw it aired on television 15:33 Daisy Kay they didn't edit a thing 15:34 that's how it was back then. Review boards must have been small or just didn't exist 15:34 Kommissar Mandar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hH5HLvzqP0 15:36 god, this was the best version... 15:37 Daisy Kay I looked 15:37 I didn't see this 15:37 Kommissar Mandar oh really? 15:37 this was the one I watched 23094823048 times 15:37 god, I forgot how trippy this was... 15:39 Daisy Kay did you ever watch unico 15:39 Kommissar Mandar No, I've never heard of that 15:40 oh wow 15:40 was it made by the same guy who made Kimba the White Lion? 15:40 Daisy Kay lol Maya's voice 15:40 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, she screams a lot lol 15:41 Daisy Kay sounds like me lol 15:41 Yeah Unico is one of Tezuka's 10,000 creations. 15:42 Kommissar Mandar lol I love when you scream 15:42 Daisy Kay I tend to get all 15:43 stuffed up like that 15:43 her voice is deeper though 15:43 Kommissar Mandar The chief God from Unico sounds like Jollo from King's Quest 6 15:43 Shit, that's uffed up 15:43 They just ban hammered Unico = ( 15:44 Do you remember The Last Unicorn? : 3 15:48 Daisy Kay yeah 15:48 Kommissar Mandar That was my favorite thing ever... 15:49 I actually met the author of the book 15:49 Got a signed copy of the graphic novel : 3 15:49 Unicorns always gotta be alone... = ( 15:50 Daisy Kay Paul Coker Jr did a lot of character design back then. 15:51 his style adapted pretty well into Japanese animation. 15:51 Kommissar Mandar yeah, Last Unicorn had a very anime feel to it 15:53 Daisy Kay A lot of American animation from that era was shipped to Japan. 15:54 Japanese animation used to be very cost effective for the kind of output you got. 15:54 then things moved to Korea, China... 15:54 now India. 15:54 there's actually tons of cheap overseas studios now, from all over poor countries. 15:56 Kommissar Mandar I'm pretty sure that's what happened with Jem and The Holograms 15:57 Daisy Kay It all depended on where the animation was shipped 15:57 but the highest quality stuff usually came from Japan. 15:57 Disney were the last people to use Japanese studios for television programs. 15:58 in America. 15:59 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, Last Unicorn was absolutely gorgeous 15:59 Daisy Kay I like Paul Coker's buck toothed characters 15:59 I guess that did rub off on me... 15:59 Kommissar Mandar I was so happy when I found out they're making Jem and the Holograms into a movie : 3 15:59 haha *looks at your avatar* 15:59 Daisy Kay hehe, that's snaggle teeth 16:00 I like snaggle teeth. 16:00 I like when someone has an overbite or big gums or crooked tooths 16:01 Kommissar Mandar I have enough teeth for everybody 16:01 lol you'd have a field day with my teeth 16:01 I actually had to have them filed down at the dentist because they were so overly huge they were chipping eachother 16:01 they're crooked as all hell too 16:02 my whole family has teeth like that 16:04 Daisy Kay *gives your tooth a kiss* 16:05 Kommissar Mandar *blushes* 16:05 Daisy Kay haha 16:06 Kommissar Mandar that's why I never smile with teeth in any of my pictures 16:07 I've always been sensitive about them 16:07 Daisy Kay that's okay. I'm never naked. 16:08 Kommissar Mandar You shower with your clothes on like Mike Dawson? = P 16:09 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uf5-mbYYjA 16:11 that's a shame because I think you'd look sexy naked = P 16:12 Daisy Kay my body is deformed and only looks normal with clothes over it. 16:13 Kommissar Mandar Doesn't mean you still can't be beautiful. 16:15 Daisy Kay you are just nice to someone that is obviously very delicate. 16:15 Kommissar Mandar I'm not that nice at all 16:17 I'm just trying to loosen up someone who cares too much = P 16:17 *kisses your snoot* 16:17 brb dinner 16:18 back 16:37 Daisy Kay hi 16:37 Kommissar Mandar hidey hooo 16:37 Daisy Kay the other day you admitted some revealing stuff 16:38 Kommissar Mandar oh? 16:38 Daisy Kay um. I still have fantasies about being overpowered 16:38 Kommissar Mandar really? 16:39 Daisy Kay obviously I don't talk about it because that can be easily misunderstood 16:39 it makes me uncomfortable that I like to imagine scenarios where I am being molested even though I lived through it. 16:40 Kommissar Mandar I'm sorry if I did something to make you uncomfortable, sweetheart 16:41 Daisy Kay you didn't! 16:41 Kommissar Mandar okay, just making sure 16:41 Daisy Kay I knew you were enjoying your choking game 16:41 Kommissar Mandar I know you went through something hellish, so I try to be very careful with you 16:41 Daisy Kay and if you had a big orgasm from it then that is good 16:42 heh heh 16:42 HA HA 16:42 CUM 16:42 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha 16:43 Benedict Cumberbatch 16:43 Daisy Kay Did I help? 16:43 I mean 16:43 that was all for you. 16:43 Kommissar Mandar The thought of someone like you taking the time of day to artfully write about choking someone like me was enough to make me cum 16:44 Daisy Kay girls overpowering boys is a big deal for me. I guess it's cathartic. 16:44 ...but I don't like to "explain away" these feelings 16:44 I don't like when someone goes "oh that explains so much" 16:45 Kommissar Mandar I understand it 16:45 Daisy Kay yeah heh c: 16:45 Kommissar Mandar I understand a lot 16:45 The reason everything I write is so hideously violent 16:45 Daisy Kay I'll either be a girl that overpowers a boy or be a boy that gets overpowered by a girl 16:45 Kommissar Mandar it because it's cathartic for me 16:45 Because I'm so mad all the time 16:46 Daisy Kay Not choking for me but 16:46 I'll take slapping, hair pulling, spanking 16:46 Kommissar Mandar Do you ever think about stomping all over a boy wearing high heels? 16:46 Daisy Kay emotional torture, humiliation 16:46 Kommissar Mandar I just love the whole idea of it, really 16:47 Daisy Kay non-literal emasculation 16:47 Kommissar Mandar A big strong girl putting boys in their place 16:47 Daisy Kay bringing them down a peg 16:47 Kommissar Mandar Yes! 16:47 Daisy Kay being an over-bearing mom 16:47 Kommissar Mandar I think I have mentioned this before 16:48 Daisy Kay like the kind that shows up at school with your lunch 16:48 or whatever you need 16:48 humiliation through over-bearing love is adorable though ha ha 16:48 Kommissar Mandar but there is a genderqueer character in the story I'm writing 16:48 Daisy Kay go on 16:48 Kommissar Mandar oh boy 16:48 She is a homosexual transwoman 16:49 of course 16:49 the premise of this story is that everyone is just fucked up 16:49 Daisy Kay I like when girls use "gay" instead of "lesbian." 16:49 I mean either is fine but 16:50 gay sounds cute 16:50 Kommissar Mandar : 3 16:50 But yeah 16:50 scenes like 16:50 Daisy Kay "I'm gay. I like girls..." *blush* 16:50 Kommissar Mandar This lady is in a bar 16:50 And she's having a bad day 16:50 And this dude comes up to her 16:51 he's sipping his beer 16:51 drunk 16:51 and doesn't know how strong she is 16:51 and he's like "How about we get heavy in my chevy" *starts feeling up her dress* 16:51 And she just grabs his hair and smashes his face in his drink 16:52 glass cuts up his face and goes in his eyes 16:52 And she just walks out of the bar 16:52 the whole thing is 16:52 She pines for the main character 16:52 Who is heterosexual and fucking his sister 16:52 Daisy Kay heh. I would do that as a joke and not as a sexual thing. 16:52 so many of my comics have girls just 16:53 wailing on boys 16:53 WHAP, POW 16:53 Kommissar Mandar lol, my story just takes gratuitous violence to the max 16:53 Daisy Kay yeah. 16:53 Kommissar Mandar but it's not just that 16:54 Daisy Kay It's been a while since the last really violent comic... 16:54 Kommissar Mandar but anyway 16:55 I would gladly be a boy and let you fuck me over : 3 16:55 Daisy Kay well I choked you pretty hard c: 16:56 Kommissar Mandar Do you like to wear high heels? 16:57 Daisy Kay nah. 16:58 They sucks. 16:58 Kommissar Mandar doh 16:58 It'd be hot if you stomped on me in them : 3 16:59 Daisy Kay well yeah, of course 16:59 They are just impractical for everyday use. 16:59 Kommissar Mandar I can't even wear them because of all my foot surgeries = ( 16:59 Daisy Kay I choose fuction over form usually. 16:59 I always hated how 17:00 girl pants have less pocket space 17:00 Kommissar Mandar oh FUCK that 17:00 Daisy Kay I love keeping my phone and wallet in my pants. 17:00 Kommissar Mandar Cargo pants are where its at 17:00 Daisy Kay but men's pants aren't shaped right 17:00 too boxy 17:00 Kommissar Mandar ladies cargo pants 17:01 ah man 17:01 Daisy Kay Yeah 17:01 I mean 17:01 Kommissar Mandar I wish I could get you this one pear of pants I have 17:01 Daisy Kay I love... tight pants 17:01 skinny jeans 17:01 Kommissar Mandar They're still form fitting and show off your curves 17:01 Daisy Kay I have legs that need to be shown off 17:01 Kommissar Mandar but they have alll these pockets 17:01 Daisy Kay just give me the brand 17:01 Kommissar Mandar yes, you do : 3 17:01 let me see....*rummages through drawers* 17:02 unionbay 17:02 they're my tactical pants : 3 17:02 Daisy Kay this one pair of jeans from Bobbie Brooks has decent pocket space. 17:02 cheapo dollar general pants 17:03 and yet they fit and have deep enough pockets for your stuff 17:03 Kommissar Mandar oooh 17:03 I find nowadays that all I wear are sweatpants 17:03 and that one pair of tactical pants lol 17:04 I got a shitton of clothes from my mom's basement 17:04 Daisy Kay lookin around http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=unionbay%20women%27s%20cargo 17:04 Kommissar Mandar yeah, they got those side pockets on the leg 17:06 (that's where ya keep yer goodies) 17:06 Daisy Kay you mean like candy 17:07 Kommissar Mandar ye : 3 17:07 Daisy Kay *Daisy gets on his tippy-toes and gives his big sister a kiss.* 17:07 Kommissar Mandar I would say weed, but that's what your bra is for 17:08 eeeeeeeeeee *blushes* 17:08 Daisy Kay and I refuse to wear bras. 17:08 Kommissar Mandar If I did not wear a bra 17:08 I would not know where the fuck to put my phone 17:08 Daisy Kay I'm in a binder right now 17:09 I felt like 17:09 wearing it all day 17:09 rather than taking it off when I came home 17:09 Kommissar Mandar I suppose you could put a phone in one of those 17:09 does it ever get uncomfortable? 17:10 Daisy Kay After all these years, no. 17:11 It's more comfortable. 17:11 my chest is pretty flat but still uh 17:11 fat 17:11 it's got fatness 17:11 Kommissar Mandar you ain't fat = P 17:12 but yeah 17:12 Daisy Kay no, but 17:12 Kommissar Mandar I constantly have headphones on 17:13 Daisy Kay I have plenty of fat deposits. 17:13 Kommissar Mandar and I keep my phone in my bra at all times 17:13 can you get rid of those working out? 17:14 Daisy Kay yes! 17:15 bra size goes down quite a bit when you lose weight. 17:15 Kommissar Mandar thankfully, mine didn't 17:16 Daisy Kay Sent file siiiigh.JPG. 17:17 Kommissar Mandar but I've gained a lot of weight back 17:17 You have the most adorable fucking face...... 17:18 *eats off your face leaving only a skull* 17:18 Daisy Kay gnar. 17:18 Kommissar Mandar God, you're so sexy 17:19 Daisy Kay you are! 17:20 You look way prettier 17:20 Kommissar Mandar I'm just a nobody with an alright face 17:21 You've got it all 17:21 the looks, the brains, the talent 17:21 Daisy Kay I'm a dummy with a busted brain. 17:22 I'm busted all up! 17:22 I am a broken egg 17:22 Kommissar Mandar How can a busted brain make such amazing art and funny jokes all the time? 17:22 I mean 17:23 Daisy Kay because people that are really depressed and have been through trauma tend to make funny jokes and doodles 17:23 c: 17:23 Kommissar Mandar there's a difference from being 'a jokester' and actually making things of quality 17:23 I think you're just smart enough to see the world for what it is 17:25 a land of swine full of pigs 17:25 You're broken in the sense that the rose colored glasses that most of society wear are busted for you 17:26 And you see the world in all it's true ugliness 17:26 Daisy Kay well 17:26 Kommissar Mandar You look at society from the view of an outsider 17:26 Daisy Kay okay when I say broken I just mean, you know 17:26 Kommissar Mandar Kind of like I do 17:27 Daisy Kay there's no goin back from what I been through. 17:27 Kommissar Mandar I wish I could find that person and make him pay 17:28 Daisy Kay he is probably dead 17:28 he was a fat guy in his late 30s or 40s 17:29 There's no way a guy that heavy is still alive 14 years later 17:29 Kommissar Mandar I hope he choked on his waste from his busted arteries as he drew his last breath 17:29 Daisy Kay *frowns* 17:30 Kommissar Mandar Sorry, I love picturing shit like that 17:30 I didn't mean to be so morbid 17:30 Daisy Kay It's okay. 17:30 I like to feel protected usually. 17:31 Kommissar Mandar Well, you have me : 3 17:31 Daisy Kay *looks at time* 17:31 hmm... hmm.... 17:32 Kommissar Mandar ? 17:32 Daisy Kay just thinkin about messin aroun' 17:32 for a bit 17:32 Kommissar Mandar : 3 17:32 Daisy Kay Maybe getting embarrassed at school. *looks down* 17:33 *kicks the floor* 17:33 Kommissar Mandar You or me? 17:34 Daisy Kay me. he he. 17:34 Kommissar Mandar oh : 3 17:34 Daisy Kay I'm feelin so delicate. 17:34 fragile enough to break, but in a good way 17:34 Kommissar Mandar *Now Daisy...if you mess with me I'm gonna pants you in front of the whole class!* 17:35 Daisy Kay do you wanna be a teacher or big sister or mom that has to pick me up? Hmm. Hmm *thinking* hmm. I just think that, Daisy is a bad boy... and his actions can be disruptive to the class. 17:38 Kommissar Mandar I wanna be your big sister : 3 17:39 Daisy Kay ah then you would be 17:39 overly protective 17:39 to the point where it embarrasses me... 17:39 big sissy's gonna take care of her dumb baby brother *blush* 17:39 Kommissar Mandar mmmm yes she is 17:40 Daisy Kay *sighs, adjusting in their chair* 17:40 Kommissar Mandar *Now, get in Big Sissy's car so I can drive you to school* *Your face grimaces at the amount of garbage in the passenger and back seats of the beat-to-shit royal blue cavalier* 17:41 ((My cavalier is really full of garbage IRL)) 17:41 *You know you're not old enough to walk to school by yourself* 17:43 *I don't want the bullies picking on you = (* 17:43 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks at the house "lemme just do one more thing before we go-" You assure him that we're running late. The young teen boy gets pulled in and his feet smash bottles and cans under him. He pouts as you mention that last part. "Mand-deeee, I'm thirteeen!" he whines, crossing his arms. "I'm not a little kid anymore..."* 17:43 Kommissar Mandar *But you'll always be my baby brother! *smooshes your face together and kisses your snoot** 17:45 *You look in the rear view mirror and realize I've smeared lipstick all over your face* 17:45 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks out the car door as we move rather slowly. It would have been faster to walk! He rubs his face, getting most of the lipstick off. He starts to squirm in his car seat, his rump wiggling around anxiously.* 17:46 Kommissar Mandar *Now Daisy, you be good in the car! Why do you wiggle your rump so?* 17:47 Daisy Kay *Daisy blushes. "Don't worry about it, I'm fine." He rests his chin against his hand, leaning against the door. He scrunches up his face a bit.* 17:48 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy curiously reaches towards Daisy's pants* 17:49 *gasp* 17:50 *Hmmmmm, for someone who yells about not being a baby all the time, you sure are insistent on wearing those pampers...* 17:50 *Smugface* 17:50 Daisy Kay *Daisy pouts "They're pull-ups! Besides, Mom made me wear them." He huffs and crosses his arms. "I don't even need them. I can hold it just fine..." He rubs his legs together as he looks out the window, hoping he'll be at the schoolhouse soon.* 17:51 Kommissar Mandar *We're here* 17:52 *Okay, I'm going to walk you to your class now* 17:52 *I just don't want you walking by yourself = (* 17:52 Daisy Kay *Daisy pulls his backpack on. "Just leave me alone-" he whines "besides, I gotta go first... girls aren't allowed in the boy's room..." he tries to walk ahead of you but you have longer legs.* 17:53 Kommissar Mandar *grabs your hand* 17:54 *you be a good boy and do as big sister says!* 17:54 *starts walking you up to your school* 17:54 Daisy Kay *Daisy whimpers as you drag him along. Other boys and girls snicker and point at the teenage boy being lead around by his big sister. He looks down bashfully.* 17:55 Kommissar Mandar *They're just jealous of how much your big sissy loves you :3* 17:55 *Now you said you had to use the toilet, right?* 17:56 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks down "um, yeah..." He hears snickering behind him "not so loud, come on!" he whispers to you.* 17:56 Kommissar Mandar *okay, I'll walk you to the boys room* 17:58 Daisy Kay *Daisy whimpers. You walk him in there where some boys are standing at the urinal. They gasp when they see the girl coming in, zipping up quickly and slipping out before they even finish. There are some bad boys hanging around the stalls. "Can we just go to another one?" he whispers to you nervously.* 17:59 Kommissar Mandar *oh come now, there's nothing wrong with this one right here* 18:00 *just do your business, little brother* : 3 18:00 *I won't look, I promise* 18:00 Daisy Kay *The bad boys laugh and stop Daisy before he can get into the stall "oh is the baby gonna go in his pampers?" The boy shrinks down a bit, his knees buckling. "Come on, just let me through!" He tries to push past the boys, who start laughing and teasing the shorter teenager. "Stop it! I gotta go bad!" he blurts out in a squeaky voice. This just makes the rude boys laugh harder.* 18:02 Kommissar Mandar *HEY!!* 18:03 *The rude boys turn around slowly....* 18:03 *Mandy picks them up by their respective throats, one in each hand* 18:04 *Leave...my...brother....alone....NOW* 18:04 *They both tremble and tears form in their eyes* 18:04 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks over at his sister. Though it's humiliating to have her fighting his battles he is at least relieved that the boys are no longer picking on him. One of the boys wets his pants as you threaten him "okay okay! Let me down!" the brown-eyed boy cries, dripping from his shorts. Daisy feels sorry for the boy, despite the fact that he was being a jerk.* 18:05 Kommissar Mandar *As you wish *smirk** 18:05 *With a great feat of strength, Mandy throws the two boys against the wall, cracking a few tiles in the process* 18:06 *She smiles down at her brother, those little shits won't be bothering you again any time soon* 18:06 Daisy Kay *Daisy holds his hands over his bottom as he watches the bruised boys scramble to get out of there. Your little brother looks up sheepishly "um... th-thank you..."* 18:07 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy bends down to your level and kisses you on the forehead. "I would do anything for you, baby brother..."* 18:08 Daisy Kay *You can feel the heat from his blushing face as you smooch him. He looks down at the floor, still cupping his bottom with both hands.* 18:09 Kommissar Mandar *aww, you can just do it in your pampers if you want, I won't tell anybody* 18:10 *I can even change you, too* 18:10 *Just like I did when you were a little baby...* 18:10 Daisy Kay *Daisy makes a face "I can't hold it anymore..." he admits. He parts his legs slightly as if he's trying to make a move towards the stall, but it's too late. You hear muffled noises come from under his pants. He sighs with relief, feeling the warm lump blooming out under his round rump. He looks down, feeling terribly embarrassed, but he just couldn't help it!* 18:12 Kommissar Mandar *aww...It's okay, baby* 18:13 *I brought a spare pair of pull ups...I can change you right here, sweetheart* 18:13 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks up, biting his bottom lip "can I change it myself, or..." he can see there's no way he'll get out of this. He twists his t-shirt in his hands "okay..." 18:14 *He steps over to the sinks, where it's not so wet.* 18:14 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy gently bends you over and wiped the mess from your rump* 18:15 *there there, sweetheart, it was only an accident..* 18:15 Daisy Kay *Daisy hopes no one walks in while his pants are down and you're wiping him. He looks over his shoulder at you.* 18:16 Kommissar Mandar *She wets a napkin and washes out the rest* 18:16 Daisy Kay *The little boy feels his fat dick getting hard as the napkin glides over his cheeks. He holds his hands over it.* 18:16 Kommissar Mandar *oooh, what is this you're hiding from me...* 18:17 *Mandy gently moves your hands away....* 18:18 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks away as you reveal his cock and balls. They're not very big, but on a boy his size it does look larger. His dick points upward, right at you.* 18:19 Kommissar Mandar *ooooh, what's this now*? 18:20 *Do you like the way it feels when I touch you there...little brother?* 18:21 Daisy Kay *Daisy doesn't want to admit that he liked being taken care of like a little boy. He just silently stands there, half naked with his pants and dirty pull-ups around his ankles.* 18:21 Kommissar Mandar *Oh but you do like it, don't you?* 18:23 *Mandy gets on her knees and gently presses her thumb to the tip of your cock* 18:23 *She massages the tip gently...breathing in your ear...* 18:24 Daisy Kay *Daisy tenses up, feeling you rub your thumb around the tip as it starts to get slick. Some sticky wetness squirts against your thumb. He closes his eyes and gasps "Sissy... no, Mama said not to do that..." he whispers.* 18:25 Kommissar Mandar *Sssshhh, this could be our little secret from mama...* 18:26 *I'm your sister, surely we're going to have more than one secret from mama...* 18:27 Daisy Kay *Daisy opens his eyes and turns to look at you. He leans forward, his forehead rubbing against your forehead. "Well... if you say so..." he squeaks out softly.* 18:28 Kommissar Mandar *That's a good boy..* 18:30 *You want to be a good boy for your big sister, don't you?* 18:30 Daisy Kay *Daisy nods slowly "I guess so..." He figures you're just being more protective of him. He doesn't understand that you're being predatory. He shudders and breathes long, broken breaths at you touch him.* 18:31 Kommissar Mandar *Don't worry, little brother, i'll be gentle* 18:32 *Mandy gently strokes your thick, hard cock up and down, taking pleasure in your shuddering, broken breath* 18:33 Daisy Kay *Daisy's small chest heaves up and down as you touch his privates. He squirts a little more, this time getting it on your sleeve. He closes his mouth and a slight moan comes from deep within his throat. His balls start to rise. "Mmm... Mand-deee~" he whimpers with pleasure.* 18:34 Kommissar Mandar *Mmmm, it's okay...just relax...let loose as much as you like...* 18:35 *Mandy starts to stroke faster as she brings her mouth to the tender spot below the pulse point in your throat and licks* 18:36 Daisy Kay *Daisy balls his hands into fists. He raises them weakly and just holds them up at either side of his head. He gasps sharply as you lick his neck. You feel his dick twitch in your hand and soon a thick load of cum spurts against your arm and wrist. Cum oozes out of the tip, going down your fingers and thumb.* 18:37 Kommissar Mandar *Mmmm, so much for such a little boy..* 18:38 Daisy Kay *Daisy stares at you, his eyes half-closed. He breathes deep and slow as he calms back down.* 18:38 Kommissar Mandar *Aww, did that tucker you out, Little Brother?* 18:39 *Mandy grabs your dick one last time and squeezes tight* 18:40 Daisy Kay *Daisy winces. You squeeze out the last of his cum and it dribbles downward. He opens his eyes all the way "Well now I gotta go weewee..." he admits, biting on his finger.* 18:40 Kommissar Mandar *Not if I don't let you* : 3 18:41 *Mandy huggles you tight, not letting you escape* 18:42 Daisy Kay *Daisy blushes, his semi-soft dick pressed against your tummy "Mandy, come on!" he giggles nervously.* 18:42 Kommissar Mandar *Come on, just try and get away, squeezes your body tighter* 18:43 Daisy Kay ! 18:45 Kommissar Mandar *Mmmm *purrs* mayhap you should....* 18:46 Daisy Kay Maybe you can convince Mama that I'm not ready for... potty training. *his voice cracks, feeling totally mortified that he would even admit that out loud.* 18:47 Kommissar Mandar *It's okay, sweet baby brother, I'll have a talk with you* 18:47 *You can do your business in your pull ups as long as you feel like me sweet, I'll never judge yo* 18:47 Daisy Kay ~ 18:49 Kommissar Mandar *aww, it's okay Daisy...* 18:50 Daisy Kay *He furrows his brow a bit but then smiles "you knew that would happen!"* 18:51 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy wets another napkin and starts rubbing it on your front, around your cock..* 18:51 Daisy Kay *Daisy giggles and squirms as you wipe away his pee. His dick gets a bit hard, but not as much as before.* 18:52 Kommissar Mandar *mmm, she rubs the wetnap up and down your cock and balls* 18:53 Daisy Kay *Daisy lets his tongue hang out as he smiles. This just feels really nice right now! A boy named Steven enters the bathroom and stops. "um... are you gonna be long?" the boy asks. Daisy feels a bit embarrassed again. He should have known someone else would walk in by now.* 18:55 Kommissar Mandar *We'll take as long we like, thank you very much!* Mandy says threateningly 18:56 *Mandy continues rubbing your cock with the wetnap, nibbling your ear slightly* 18:57 Daisy Kay ~~ 18:59 ((*blush* humiliating boys... sigh...)) 18:59 Kommissar Mandar ((it's a gas : 3)) 19:00 *He's just jealous...Mandy whispers in your ear, as she presses her crotch to your rump* 19:01 Daisy Kay ~~ 19:03 Kommissar Mandar *Make me* 19:04 *Cause I ain't moving, chump* 19:04 Daisy Kay *Steven zips up his fly and walks over to the slightly taller girl. He grabs your waist and tries to pull you away, barely making you budge "come on, this is the MEN'S room!" he shouts. Daisy bites his bottom lip as he listens in on your conversation.* 19:06 Kommissar Mandar *And if you were a man, I'd move* 19:07 *Punches Steven in the face* 19:07 Daisy Kay ~ 19:08 Kommissar Mandar *AHAHAHAHA suits you right, assclown!* 19:09 *Pulls out phone and takes picture of the crying, piss-soaked boy* 19:09 Daisy Kay *Daisy makes a face "Mandy! Look what you did!" He says, as if it was your fault.* 19:09 ~ 19:10 Kommissar Mandar *Sssshhh, Daisy...you see, boys need to learn to be put in their place...* 19:10 *If girls don't put boys in their place at a young age, they grow up thinking they can do whatever the bloody hell they want* 19:10 *It's for his own good, sweetheart...* 19:11 Daisy Kay ~ 19:12 Kommissar Mandar *uploads picture to FYAD* 19:13 *Haa haa! now the internet knows of your shame!* 19:14 Daisy Kay *Steven starts crying like a big crybaby. Daisy makes a mental note to never get on his big sister's bad side.* 19:14 Kommissar Mandar *You see, Little Brother, that's why you should always be super nice to girls" 19:15 *Mandy bends down and kisses Daisy on the mouth* 19:15 Daisy Kay *Daisy holds his hands behind his back "yes mand-" He opens his eyes wide as you kiss him right there!* 19:16 Kommissar Mandar *mmm* 19:16 *Mandy gently slips her tongue into your mouth...* 19:17 *You taste nice little brother...* 19:17 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks up at you with his big, hazel eyes. "You... taste nice too..." His dick hardens again. He lets out a tiny whimper.* 19:17 Kommissar Mandar *Awww, does wittle Brother want more?* 19:18 *Mandy lowers her hand to his slowly stiffening cock* 19:19 *mmm, I think I know what wittle Brother wants...* 19:19 *Mandy lowers her head, trailing kisses down her little brother's tummy* 19:19 Daisy Kay *Daisy lets out tiny whines.* 19:20 Kommissar Mandar *She flicks her tongue up and down against the very tip of his cock* 19:20 *gently, she uses her warm, wet tongue to massage the head of her little brothers aching cock...* 19:21 Daisy Kay *Daisy gasps and shudders. He places his hands on you and pushes forward as you lick his hard cock "oh gosh..."* 19:22 Kommissar Mandar *mmm, Mandy takes your whole cock in her mouth, being careful not to scrape it with her big teeth* 19:24 Daisy Kay ((mmph... I might just... lie back for... a moment... and...)) 19:24 Kommissar Mandar Lie back and what? =O 19:24 Daisy Kay *Daisy sighs blissfully, feeling your warm mouth surrounding his cock. You can already taste his sweet preseminal fluids squirting against your tongue.* 19:25 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy forces her mouth even lower...taking your cock down her throat* 19:26 *She has you so deep you can feel her hair tickling your balls* 19:27 Daisy Kay *Daisy moans "ah, Mandy! Ohhh!" He tenses up as he starts to cum again. His creamy cum tastes quite sugary against your tongue as it coats the inside of your mouth. He trembles over you and rests his head on top of yours. "oooh... big sistuuur..." he mumbles, sucking on his fingers.* 19:29 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy swallows all that delicious incestuous cum with the utmost greed* 19:30 mmm 19:31 *Let me ask you something little brother...* 19:31 *Mandy comes close and begins to whisper in your ear* 19:31 *Have you ever fucked a girl up the ass, little brother?* 19:31 Daisy Kay ((He he... Mmm... we should totally do that next time *blush*)) 19:33 Kommissar Mandar mmmm 19:34 *Your Big Sister loves it up the ass ^_~* 19:34 Daisy Kay *blush* 19:34 although I never did it for real I always liked the fantasy 19:35 I mean 19:35 Kommissar Mandar I've done it for real 19:35 Daisy Kay having it done TO me 19:35 Kommissar Mandar I love taking it up the ass... 19:35 Daisy Kay There's a lot of things I wouldn't do for real but that I 19:36 like to... um... 19:36 think about? 19:36 *rubs their snoot* 19:36 Kommissar Mandar d'aaww 19:36 I think about something 19:36 And then I want to try it 19:36 Daisy Kay Does that mean you're gonna pee yourself 19:37 *teases you* 19:37 *tickles your tummy* 19:37 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 19:37 I'll be honest 19:37 Daisy Kay *grabs your crotch* 19:37 Kommissar Mandar it took me 20 years to be able to go in a public restroom 19:37 I"m that pee shy lol 19:37 Daisy Kay c: 19:38 Kommissar Mandar I would try it though 19:38 Daisy Kay I'm everything shy 19:38 Kommissar Mandar aww really? 19:38 You're too cute : 3 19:38 Daisy Kay maybe that's why I can't cum on command 19:40 Kommissar Mandar Well I don't think anyone can do that 19:40 Daisy Kay um 19:40 Kommissar Mandar Well I guess porn stars would 19:40 Daisy Kay boys can? And every girlfriend I been with... Maybe "on command" is the wrong words. 19:40 Kommissar Mandar when you say on command I think you mean like...at will 19:41 like have complete control over it 19:41 Daisy Kay yeah I don't 19:41 I um 19:41 yeah 19:41 I like having a bunch of little ones, honestly. 19:41 Kommissar Mandar with a boy, I can only cum if he plays with my clit 19:42 I can only cum the other way with a vibrator 19:42 But yeah, up the ass is fun... 19:43 Daisy Kay Let's just rub against each other 19:43 slapping crotches together 19:43 Kommissar Mandar mmmm 19:43 that's a sure fire way to make me cum 3 19:44 *bumps your nub* 19:46 Daisy Kay boop 19:47 Kommissar Mandar I'll be perfectly honest 19:48 ever since Requiem for a Dream introduced me to the concept of 'ass to ass' 19:49 I soooo wanna try it lol 19:49 I'm such a weirdo.... 19:49 Daisy Kay http://sewbro.tumblr.com/post/84983135828/a-shmorky-plush-i-made-this-to-develop-a 19:49 Kommissar Mandar awwwwwwwwwwwwww 19:50 I want one!! 19:50 I could cuddle it and pretend it's you : 3 19:50 It must make you feel amazing 19:53 looking and seeing that someone just up and made a plushy of you 19:53 Daisy Kay im giddy 19:53 Kommissar Mandar : 3 19:54 I'm gonna have to make you a serious drawing on paper 19:56 that's where I can actually get down and dirtt 19:56 dirty* 19:56 Daisy Kay write a gross story about a brother and sister 19:57 Kommissar Mandar LOL believe it or not I'm actually already doing that 19:57 In my stories, that's basically the only couplings there are 19:58 It's funnny I just wrote this scene 19:58 The brother is a scientist 19:59 And his sister stole this gene-changing chemical he came up with and started using it on people 19:59 And he goes to scream at her 20:00 But then she just derails the whole conversation by fucking him 20:00 but actually 20:01 I have this other idea for a story 20:01 It's going to be called "The Dollhouse" 20:01 Daisy Kay go on 20:01 Kommissar Mandar And it's gonna be about this crazy...not really pedophile, so much, but dude who has a fixation on children's innocence 20:02 So what he does is, he makes a budget kiddie show 20:02 called "Weebo The Wacky Wizard" 20:03 And he posts his address on the show for kids to write letters and visit him 20:03 It'll be set in the 70s or 80s where that's not like a HUUUGE red flag 20:03 and so every now and then he'll select a child, typically a pretty little girl 20:04 And he'll take them to his "Dollhouse", which is an abandoned but still intact house in the woods 20:05 And what he does is, he kills the child, mummifies their body and makes them their own Victorian style doll mask for their face 20:06 Basically creating the most fucked up concept of 'real doll' possible 20:06 Daisy Kay HMM 20:06 Kommissar Mandar He does it because he wants his own little place of forever preserved innocence 20:07 I haven't come up with much more around the plot, but I definitely want to make it into a book 20:07 Daisy Kay and now I'm gettin hungry *rubs tummy* 20:08 Kommissar Mandar http://www.wattpad.com/43730571-assorted-poems-of-the-kommissar-weebo%27s-song 20:09 Daisy Kay I like to think his show is actually Leebo The Lacky Lizard with a lisp. 20:09 Kommissar Mandar that's the theme song I wrote for his show 20:09 ahahaha 20:09 I wish I could share my stuffed mushroom with you 20:10 it's goddamn amazing 20:10 blah, tripped on the dog again 20:27 doesn't help when your carpet's black and the dog is black 20:27 Daisy Kay *makes a spinach wrap* 20:27 Kommissar Mandar mmm I love spinach 20:27 Yesss 22:08 Phantasmagoria is on GOG 22:08 and the sequel =O 22:09 *GASP* aaaaand they have Harvester... =O 22:12 holy shit this site got better 22:13 Daisy Kay I just did 64 minutes on the bike and I am pooped. 22:23 *stretches* 22:23 Kommissar Mandar *feels your rock hard legs* 22:23 You could probably crush me between those : 3 22:24 I used to do these workout tapes with Debbie Siebers 22:25 She was the partner of that Tony Horton guy who does P90X 22:26 They did wonders for me 22:26 Daisy Kay I used to do 2-3 hours a day. 22:34 but I was really fat so... 22:34 fatso 22:34 Kommissar Mandar Jesus, I couldn't do more than an hour a day 22:35 Daisy Kay I feel like I have to 22:35 Kommissar Mandar well it's good that you're in the habit of it 22:36 once you get out of the habit...yeah 22:36 it's hard to get back into it 22:36 Daisy Kay My body has too many lumps and I want to smooth them out 22:37 I need more equipment to work out more parts of the body 22:37 Kommissar Mandar are you part of a gym? 22:37 Daisy Kay no 22:38 Kommissar Mandar neither am I 22:39 but they'd have the stuff you need 22:39 Daisy Kay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QLrtEbCeoA&list=PLE14582938477A570 23:33 I been listening to japanese arrangements of NES games today and suddenly this pops up 23:33 Kommissar Mandar = D 23:36 God I loved this game 23:36 I willed that soundtrack to you 23:37 Daisy Kay c: 23:39 *doodles and sits next to you* 23:39 Kommissar Mandar *kisses the top of your head* 23:41 You can play Phantasmagoria with me : 3 23:42 Daisy Kay I played it once and didn't like it 23:43 Actually twice because 23:43 Kommissar Mandar Quickly, we must get our abusive husband some drain cleaner! 23:43 Daisy Kay I didn't know you could get stuck 23:43 at the end 23:43 Kommissar Mandar LOL it's a Sierra game 23:43 they're just out to fuck you 23:43 Daisy Kay you can get stuck in a loop of being killed by your husband 23:43 over and over 23:43 it's like 23:43 Kommissar Mandar that is seriously what I hate about Sierra games though 23:43 Daisy Kay not even if you forget an item 23:44 Kommissar Mandar they can easily become unwinnable 23:44 Daisy Kay it's just if you miss one timed event 23:44 the game overwrites your save right there 23:44 and makes you play that part over and over 23:44 Kommissar Mandar oh jeez 23:44 I never actually beat it 23:44 I was like 5 when I would play all my grandpa's Sierra games and couldn't figure them out for poop 23:45 do you remember what it was you couldn't miss? 23:46 Daisy Kay no 23:46 I just know it's on the final disk 23:46 when your husband is chasing you 23:46 so yeah, time sensitive 23:46 Kommissar Mandar I'll just use the ol' strategy of click on EVERYTHING 23:46 I'm gonna be so pissed if that happens 23:48 Have you ever played the game Harvester? 23:49 definitely one of the more...unique point and click games out there 23:49 Daisy Kay I didn't 23:49 I played a lot of point and clicks though 23:50 you ever play Toonstruck? It's like a Roger Rabbit game. 23:50 Kommissar Mandar nope 23:51 looks trippy.. 23:52 Daisy Kay It's dumb and goofy but at least it's playable. 23:52 Kommissar Mandar Christopher Lloyd! 23:53 Daisy Kay yeah. 23:53 Actually a lot of celebrities are in it 23:53 well... voice-over celebrities. 23:53 Kommissar Mandar there were a lot of FMV games that were pretty star studded 23:54 Daisy Kay yeah 23:54 Kommissar Mandar or well at least some 23:54 Daisy Kay and over-budget 23:54 and 23:54 Kommissar Mandar Like The Ripper 23:54 Daisy Kay money-losing. 23:54 Toonstruck flopped pretty hard because of its budget 23:54 Kommissar Mandar I loved FMV games = ( 23:54 They just had a certain wacky feel to them that made them so loveable 23:55 Daisy Kay me three 23:55 Kommissar Mandar o shit Tim Curry's in this too 23:58 Daisy Kay name a video game with voice acting that Tim Curry ISN'T in 23:59 Wednesday, 07. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar lol 00:00 with your....STOLEN CREDIT CAAAAARD 00:00 Daisy Kay this famicom soundtrack is so good 00:02 The Gyromite track is insane. 00:02 Kommissar Mandar lol R.O.B 00:04 Daisy Kay Japanese music artists love to make lots of radical key changes 00:04 Kommissar Mandar I really like the Mario 2 one you put up 00:05 Daisy Kay that one was so good 00:06 it was made in the 80s! 00:06 Kommissar Mandar holy shite.. 00:07 Daisy Kay America really missed out on this stuff 00:08 video game soundtracks didn't become a thing until after nintendo power started selling them. 00:08 Kommissar Mandar Japanese soundtracks are always better 00:09 Just look at Sonic CD 00:09 Daisy Kay *Daisy swings his feet from his chair* 00:20 Kommissar Mandar *tickles Daisy's feet* 00:21 Daisy Kay *giggles* 00:22 Kommissar Mandar awww, is someone ticklish? : 3 00:23 *tickles the bottom of your feet harder* 00:23 Daisy Kay *squeals and rolls right out of his chair* 00:24 Kommissar Mandar *tickles under your armpits* 00:24 Daisy Kay *Daisy scrunches up his body as you try to get under his arms.* Aaaa he he stooop! 00:27 Kommissar Mandar *tickles your tummy, everywhere you try to cover, I tickle* 00:27 D'aww, little Daisy can't get away : 3 00:27 Daisy Kay ~~ 00:28 Kommissar Mandar aww, did I make you have an accident? = ( 00:29 Daisy Kay ~ 00:30 Kommissar Mandar *Yeah, I did : 3* 00:30 *comes over and hugs you* *I'll get you a fresh pair of pants, sweetheart* *kisses you on the forhead* 00:31 Daisy Kay *Daisy fiddles with the buttons on his pants* I guess that's what big sisters are for... 00:32 Kommissar Mandar *Hands you a fresh pair of jeans and boxers* *that's right* 00:32 Daisy Kay *Daisy pulls down his pants and lets his little wiener flop around as he grabs the new boxers.* 00:33 Kommissar Mandar ooooh 00:36 you catch your big sis looking at it 00:36 Daisy Kay *Daisy pulls up his new boxers without drying himself off first.* 00:36 Kommissar Mandar *You should dry yourself off, silly = P* 00:37 Daisy Kay *Daisy blushes "I forgot, okay? Besides, isn't it almost bed time?"* 00:38 Kommissar Mandar *oooh, fine* 00:38 Daisy Kay *Daisy tugs his boxers "shouldn't I be in my, um... my um... shouldn't I be in my... my um... myyyy ummmm....~"* 00:39 Kommissar Mandar *Will you sleep in bed with me tonight, Daisy?* 00:39 Daisy Kay *grins "can I really?"* 00:39 Kommissar Mandar *Of course you can, sweetling* 00:40 *I'll hold you all night long, angel...* 00:40 Daisy Kay *The little boy snuggles up against you. He holds you from behind. Despite peeing his pants Daisy still smells like vanilla cake.* 00:41 Kommissar Mandar *mmm, you just hold on to me tight, sweetie, and know your big sister will always protect you, even from the bad feelings* 00:43 *kisses your forhead* 00:43 Daisy Kay *Daisy presses his small body up against you and you feel his semi-erect cock rubbing between your butt cheeks.* 00:44 Kommissar Mandar *Awww, do you like the way my butt feels, Little Brother?* 00:45 Daisy Kay *Daisy mumbles a bit "remember at school... when... you said you wanted me to put my..." he whispers "penis..." he speaks up again "in your butt?"* 00:47 Kommissar Mandar *Yeeessss* 00:48 Sent file CAM00103.jpg. 00:48 Does it look nice, sweet little brother? 00:48 Daisy Kay *He tugs your pants "I wanna see what my sissy looks like naked..." he tries to peek.* 00:49 Kommissar Mandar oh really.... 00:49 Daisy Kay *blushes hotly* ((your butt... is so rooound... I wish my butt was so round!!!)) 00:49 Kommissar Mandar I can...show you...if you like... 00:49 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks up "It's only fair... You always get ta see me naked..."* 00:50 Kommissar Mandar Sent file 0825100225a.jpg. 00:50 this pic is a wee bit old, but I still look the same exept for the hair 00:50 Daisy Kay ((*blush* wasn't expecting that...)) 00:51 Kommissar Mandar *I like to make my little brother happy...= )* 00:51 Daisy Kay *pulls down his pants and shows you his little dick and balls.* 00:52 Kommissar Mandar *mmm...would you like to know what Big Sister's ass feels like?* 00:53 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks down at your hairy pussy. He's staring a bit. He snaps out of it though "y-yeah..." He looks up at you.* 00:53 Kommissar Mandar *mmm, this will only take a minute..* 00:54 *Mandy grabs an elegant looking bottle out of her drawer and pours a white, creamy substance into her hand* 00:55 *Gently, she rubs the slippery white cream onto Daisy's steadily hardening cock, lubing it up nice and slick* 00:55 Daisy Kay *Daisy tucks in his lips as you touch his dick with the cream. It becomes fully erect in your hand.* 00:56 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy bends her rump against Daisy's crotch, rubbing it between her two asscheecks* 00:56 *mmmm, give it a go little brother...I love the way things feel up there* 00:56 Daisy Kay *Daisy trembles "Mmmm, Mand-deeee~" he moans. He grabs your butt cheeks and pulls back. He aims his tip against your butthole and gently presses against it. He slowly pushes forward, curious but cautious.* 00:58 Kommissar Mandar *ooooohhhh~* 01:00 *even just you pressing against it feels good, brother...* 01:00 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks down, watching carefully as his dick slowly disappears into your tight butthole. He slides forward all the way until his balls are touching your privates. He shivers and moans "oooh!"* 01:01 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy can barely breath from the pressure invading her asshole* 01:03 *Oh God Daisy...you don't know how good you're making your big sister feel* 01:03 Daisy Kay *Daisy bites his bottom lip. He lets out high-pitched moans. He keeps himself inside you for a while, just feeling your tightness surround his hard cock. He tenses up, making his dick twitch inside you a bit. He finally starts to move, just moving his hips slightly so you can feel him rubbing around inside of you.* 01:05 Kommissar Mandar *OH!! Mandy gasps sharply at the friction* 01:05 *You feel so good inside me* 01:05 *I want you to fuck my ass nice and hard* 01:06 Daisy Kay *Daisy holds onto your cheeks and grunts, slowly pushing in and out of your asshole. He starts to build up speed and soon begins to slam his small body against your butt. "ah! AH! Oh sissy! It feels so good!" he blurts out.* 01:07 Kommissar Mandar *You feel your big sister's butthole clench as her whole body tightens, her breath coming in sharp gasps and her moans turning to screams* 01:08 Daisy Kay *Daisy growls a bit, gripping your ass tighter as he lets his baser instincts take control of him. He fucks you hard, each thrust shoving you forward a bit. You feel his lubricated cock forcing its way through you. He arches his back as he fucks you faster and harder. His balls slam against your hairy cunt with each hard thrust forward. "Mandy, I'm gonna cum inside you!"* 01:10 Kommissar Mandar *Let it happen, baby...I want it to happen* 01:10 *Cum inside your big sister's ass* 01:11 *Cum like a good boy* 01:11 *oh god.....*moans** 01:12 Daisy Kay *Daisy can see sparkles in front of his eyes as he gets closer to orgasm. He gets a dreamy look on his face, lost in the moment. His cock pulses inside you and he finally cums. His balls raise up a bit. He keeps thrusting, the added slickness of his cum makes his humping louder and squishier. He doesn't stop fucking you until he's completely empty. He slows down and lets his smaller body fall on top of your back. He sighs and stays there until his dick goes limp again.* 01:13 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy screams as she cums in tandem, afterward taking a moment to enjoy the feeling of her brother's cock inside her raw asshole, listening to his labored panting* 01:15 *Mandy turns around to the exhaust boy and gives him gentle kisses on the cheek and forehead* 01:15 Daisy Kay *The boy's soft cock slowly slips out of you. He looks down curiously at your asshole now.* 01:15 *grins at the kiss* 01:15 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy holds your head to her chest, letting you rest your head on her nice big soft boobs* 01:17 *She strokes her fingers through your hair and hums softly* 01:18 Daisy Kay *Daisy rests on top of you and nuzzles your boobs.* Nyah nyamm.. mammm,,, mmm 01:18 Kommissar Mandar *kisses the top of your head* *Your big sister will keep you safe from everything, sweetling, don't your worry* *holds you tightly* 01:20 Daisy Kay *Daisy sucks on his fingers as he lies on top of you, loving all the attention.* 01:21 Kommissar Mandar awww 01:23 *That's right, I won't let anyting bad happen to my Daisy...* 01:23 Daisy Kay ~ 01:25 Kommissar Mandar *mmm oookay* 01:25 *this is why you should wear your pull ups to bed, silly = P* 01:25 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks down "well..." He looks up and whispers "did you tell Mama to buy ~?"* 01:26 Kommissar Mandar *it just so happens I did* 01:27 *Pulls out pampers from her drawer* 01:27 *want me to diaper you, sweetheart?* 01:27 Daisy Kay *The naked boy sits on your bed, looking up at you with a blushing face and a big smile.* 01:27 Kommissar Mandar *okay sweetling = )* 01:28 *Mandy gently wraps the swaddling garment around your privates and fastens it* 01:29 *She gives you a kiss on the snoot when it's all done* 01:29 Daisy Kay *Daisy kicks his legs, listening to the rustling sound.* 01:29 fank you, big sisturr... 01:29 Kommissar Mandar *no trouble, my sweet* *kisees you on the lips* 01:30 Daisy Kay *rolls over onto his tummy and shaking his butt at you.* 01:34 Kommissar Mandar *spanks butt* *silly brother...* 01:34 *Snuggles you close, bringing your head to her boobs once again* 01:36 Daisy Kay *kisses your boob* 01:36 Kommissar Mandar *aww, you like them?* 01:36 Daisy Kay mm. 01:37 Kommissar Mandar *You can suck on them if you get hungry in the night, sweetling* 01:39 Daisy Kay *whispers softly* okay... 01:40 Kommissar Mandar Here, *removes top and bra* 01:41 *I'll sleep topless tonight, just in case* 01:41 *Snuzzles your face in between her boobs and kisses your hair* 01:41 *Runs my nails up and down your back, helping you relax and sleep* 01:47 Daisy Kay Mmmmm... 01:47 Kommissar Mandar ((IRL I have loooong nails, perfect for back scratching)) 01:48 Daisy Kay I don't grow my nails long anymore. I kept bending them in bad places. 01:49 that is very painful 01:49 Kommissar Mandar Mine break a lot = ( 01:49 But I just looove painting them and doing fun stuff with them 01:49 Daisy Kay yeah 01:50 Kommissar Mandar I've bent before too 01:50 It does hurt like a motherflubber 01:50 I wanna do your nails : 3 01:55 I love doing nails 01:55 Daisy Kay the right nails anyway. 01:55 I can do left. 01:55 Kommissar Mandar What's your favorite color again? 02:00 Daisy Kay brown... and pink. 02:01 Kommissar Mandar oooh 02:01 I would paint them rich brown 02:01 with little pink stripes on the ring finger 02:01 Daisy Kay pink and brown horizontal stripes could work. 02:03 across all nails 02:03 Kommissar Mandar ooh, that would be fun to do 02:03 Daisy Kay im also jealous of your carpet 02:07 Kommissar Mandar Haa! I picked it out myself! 02:09 Thank you : 3 02:09 Daisy Kay I like to decorate 02:09 Kommissar Mandar My parents must have been drunk or just really tired at the carpet store 02:10 I still don't know how they agreed to it 02:10 Daisy Kay how old were you 02:10 Kommissar Mandar 15 or so 02:10 Daisy Kay sounds about right c: 02:10 Kommissar Mandar The only area where you run into problems is that the dog is black too 02:10 so we tend to trip over her a lot 02:10 I effing love decorating 02:11 I have to pull up pics of what I've done with my old apartments 02:11 Daisy Kay I once rented a place that was all busted up 02:14 I fixed the walls and repainted everything 02:14 I did not get my security deposit back though *sighs.* 02:14 Kommissar Mandar I tried....to do that 02:14 But it was just...beyond help 02:15 Daisy Kay That guy was a real scum. 02:15 Kommissar Mandar Sent file first room.jpg. 02:15 this was me and my ex boyfriends room that I did 02:15 Ever heard of cave crickets? 02:15 Daisy Kay hm? 02:15 Kommissar Mandar infested...everywhere.... 02:15 Daisy Kay oh. 02:15 Kommissar Mandar http://tomlinsonbomberger.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cave-cricket.gif 02:16 Daisy Kay he he look at the baby room with the star stickers 02:16 Kommissar Mandar The best part is 02:16 They can jump 10 feet high : 3 02:16 and jump at anything that moves : 3 02:16 Daisy Kay like fleas 02:16 Kommissar Mandar Like flees that are as big as your palm 02:17 and look like they came from hell 02:17 uuhhhg 02:17 I'm looking for my AZ apartment now 02:17 that was my masterpiece 02:18 Daisy Kay I dunno I prefer larger bugs because I can see them. 02:18 small bugs annoy the hell out of me. 02:18 they hide 02:18 nearly invisible... until they're on you! 02:18 I had to get this for my home because I live in the densest brown recluse population: http://www.bayeradvanced.com/insects-pests/products 02:19 Kommissar Mandar oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck not those.... 02:20 that is the stuff of my nightmares 02:20 Daisy Kay they are not so bad 02:21 Kommissar Mandar yes they are! 02:21 Daisy Kay the chances of being bitten by one are pretty small 02:21 Kommissar Mandar If there's a chance....that's bad enough for me 02:21 Daisy Kay and even if you are there is still a chance that you wont have the reaction 02:21 and even if you do have the reaction 02:21 it's visible and treatable. 02:21 Exactly one person ever has died from it. One. 02:21 you'll be hit my lightening three times before one of them gets you 02:22 still, I don't like the odds either so that's why I have my home protected c: 02:22 Kommissar Mandar You don't know how I get around spiders.... 02:22 dangerous or not... 02:22 Sent file IMG_0413.JPG. 02:23 Don't even ask me what this pic is about 02:23 I think this was supposed to be my version of a "micromancer' shot 02:24 with less hairyness 02:24 Daisy Kay just be glad you're not in any other part of the world. 02:24 Kommissar Mandar oh of course 02:24 Daisy Kay ha ha 02:24 Kommissar Mandar Australia for one 02:24 Daisy Kay YES 02:24 OH GOD 02:24 I am trying to identify all the objects 02:25 Mandar... 02:25 are you a little girl? 02:25 Are you a lil child? *tickles your sides* 02:25 Kommissar Mandar At heart : 3 02:25 Daisy Kay Are you an itty bitty baby girl? 02:25 *tickles* 02:26 Kommissar Mandar except for the two bowls that are there, lol 02:26 Daisy Kay well that's just what little girls do 02:26 smoke weed 02:26 I really prefer bongs. 02:26 First bong I ever hit was made out of a 3 liter soda bottle 02:27 Kommissar Mandar bong is the best way 02:27 Sent file IMG_0465.JPG. 02:27 I miss having this 02:28 Sent file IMG_0406.JPG. 02:34 I miss having that sword too 02:34 I cut my foot so bad with it once... 02:34 Daisy Kay meow 02:35 one day maybe I'll turn on my cam for you. 02:36 I'll carry my phone around and talk with you and show you Kit and stuff 02:36 Kommissar Mandar awww 02:38 I actually found a clip of my old cat 02:38 god rest his soul = ( 02:39 Daisy Kay did you see the picture of him yawning like "whaaat" 02:39 Kommissar Mandar Sent file IMG_0454.MOV. 02:40 LOL I believe so 02:40 I've seen clips of him on your vine 02:40 he's so cute : 3 02:41 Daisy Kay he always waits for me 02:41 Kommissar Mandar awwww : 3 02:41 Fishy would do the same thing 02:41 Daisy Kay He stares out the window, waiting for me to get home 02:41 and then runs to the door 02:41 it's funny I see him there just looking at me 02:41 Kommissar Mandar That's so sweet.... 02:43 Daisy Kay then he slips out of the blinds and they smack against the window 02:43 and he is right there at the front door when I open it 02:44 Kommissar Mandar Fishy was always right there in front of the door whenever I came home 02:44 I came home first so I would be the one to feed him 02:44 He'd scream at me till I did 02:44 Daisy Kay I usually give Kit a treat when he meows. 02:45 Kommissar Mandar : 3 02:45 Daisy Kay He is asleep right now 02:45 Kommissar Mandar Fishy stole the shit out of our food lol 02:45 Daisy Kay on top of one of my towels. 02:45 Kommissar Mandar awww 02:46 It's a shame Fishy had to go so young = ( 02:46 He was only 5 02:46 Daisy Kay Kit is so healthy 02:47 it seems like he'll live forever. 02:47 Kommissar Mandar I'm sure he'll live long since you take such good care of him 02:47 Daisy Kay what a sweetie 02:48 looks like a happy cat 02:48 Kommissar Mandar He was 02:48 He was big as hell too 02:48 Daisy Kay looked tubby 02:49 Kommissar Mandar He did love his food 02:49 Daisy Kay Kit doesn't eat too much. 02:49 When he does he throws up ha ha 02:49 Kit you are not gonna be fat 02:49 don't overeat! 02:49 maybe that is the goal of cats 02:50 to be fatsos 02:50 some got it, some don't 02:50 Kommissar Mandar cats don't give a fuck if they're fat 02:50 I think Fishy was so unhealthy because the first 4 years of his life he basically lived in a horder's den... 02:50 only went to a vet like once 02:50 My cousin parents are....yeah 02:51 I gave up on those people when one day I was wading through their hoard 02:51 Daisy Kay I lived in a hoarder's house 02:52 Kommissar Mandar and I see what looks like a toy gun on the table 02:52 I pick it up 02:52 and realize this is not a toy shotgun 02:52 Daisy Kay he called himself a pack-rat. I said "no that is not the right euphemism." 02:52 Kommissar Mandar I ask my uncle Jerry, is this loaded? 02:52 he's like "yeah" 02:52 Daisy Kay lived 02:52 Kommissar Mandar ...they had a 7 year old son walking around... 02:52 My mom is a hoarder too 02:53 only I can't really be that mad at her 02:53 she keeps it mostly confined to the basement 02:53 Daisy Kay every time I cleaned the house he flipped out 02:53 Kommissar Mandar and there's sooo many old computer and game stuff down there 02:54 I found a fully boxed King's Quest 5 : 3 02:54 Daisy Kay *whimpers, grabbing themself and thinking about old computer junk.* 02:54 Kommissar Mandar I almost cried when I found my old first edition holographic Majora's Mask cart down there 02:55 Daisy Kay I got some flattened N64 boxes with me 02:56 it was the only way I could bring them. 02:56 I should pop 'em back to normal. 02:56 Kommissar Mandar I don't have my boxes anymore 02:57 but hell 02:57 I might even find those in her basement too 02:57 Daisy Kay *sighs* 02:58 I have 475+ NES carts. 02:59 Kommissar Mandar holy shit.... 02:59 Daisy Kay I'll never have that many again! 02:59 Kommissar Mandar I have...0 sadly = ( 02:59 Daisy Kay It's a seller's market now 02:59 but not when I had to unload them! 02:59 aaaugh 02:59 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, that's A LOt 03:00 Daisy Kay Never live with a lazy piece of shit that you have to run away from so you have to sell all your stuff to get away from them 03:00 Kommissar Mandar lol too late 03:00 Daisy Kay *frown* 03:00 Kommissar Mandar I've lived with all the lazy pieces of shit 03:00 I basically live my life now where I can fit all my belongings in my cavalier 03:01 so I can move easy 03:01 I've moved 6 times in the past 3 years 03:01 Daisy Kay now I remember where I heard Cavaliers from 03:02 Kommissar Mandar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAesYQnXQQI 03:03 It does not comfort my soul... 03:03 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyGpXp_BMq8 03:03 especially knowing this is what happens when it crashes 03:04 And I have crashed before.... 03:04 Daisy Kay lowtax said it a bunch when he was improving as the guy with the italian resturant on christmas 03:04 "we got cavaliers" 03:04 what a specific car to give away 03:04 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha 03:04 Yeah, that's about all you can do with them...give them away... 03:05 yeah, when I crashed my first cavalier, which my grandma gave away to me.... 03:05 If I had not managed to stop when I did, I probably would not have a head right 03:05 Daisy Kay it's crazy 03:05 these are only going about 35mph 03:05 crash tests in general I mean 03:06 Kommissar Mandar Cavaliers are death traps in any kind of accident 03:06 oh and mine is a beauty 03:06 There is not a single part of it that is not scratched, dented, or scarred in some way 03:07 Daisy Kay That dummy's skull broke... 03:07 Kommissar Mandar kind of like mine almost did 03:07 I got hit so hard that I cracked my head on my side window 03:07 Not a great way to start off driving 3 weeks after you get your license... 03:08 Daisy Kay Never had one accident. 03:09 Clean record. 03:09 Kommissar Mandar oooh, nice 03:09 Daisy Kay organ donor 03:10 Kommissar Mandar I've only had that one major accident 03:10 me too : 3 03:10 Daisy Kay hazel eyes 03:10 Kommissar Mandar which are sexy as all fuck 03:10 Daisy Kay license still says 240lbs lol 03:10 I WANNA GET IT UPGRADED 03:10 I WEIGH AN ASSLOAD LESS. 03:11 imagine going in just for that 03:11 "yeah I just need to change the weight." 03:11 Kommissar Mandar The expiration date on my license is 2054 03:12 lol you should do it 03:12 Daisy Kay yeah 03:13 and get a passport while I'm at it 03:13 so I can travel outside the country 03:13 Kommissar Mandar oh god 03:14 My passport photo was taken during the peak of my fattest days 03:14 It's the worst picture of me that exists 03:14 I thought you already traveled outside the country 03:15 weren't you in Japan? 03:15 Daisy Kay no 03:16 I went to the ocean 03:16 and sank to the bottom 03:16 some mistake this for japan 03:16 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha 03:16 *my heart will go on plays* 03:17 mmmmmmmm I'm kratom buzzin 20:00 buzz buzz 20:00 Daisy Kay hmm? 20:01 Kommissar Mandar Picked up some kratom today 20:02 it's basically like...a legal alternative to oxy 20:03 another one of those little things that are a godsend if you have anxiety 20:04 or in my case right now, pms 20:04 when are you gonna do your next LP cartoon? 20:07 I have an idea to throw your way... 20:07 Daisy Kay lowtax is in china 20:08 Kommissar Mandar oh fuck... 20:08 lucky him 20:08 what I was gonna say 20:09 Is do a clip from him and Slowbeef's Phantasmagoria LP 20:09 I wanna see Slowbeef as a klurf 20:09 I picture him all red and spikey 20:09 with a permamad face 20:10 Daisy Kay hi 22:37 im not doin too good 22:42 Kommissar Mandar Sorry, this computer is in its death throes 22:53 What's the matter, sweetheart? 22:54 Took me 3 goddamn restarts to get skype running after you messaged me, that's not a good sign 22:55 Fucking thing is gonna have my fist through before the week is out 22:55 Daisy Kay oh. I'm sorry. 22:55 Kommissar Mandar lol you didn't do anything 22:56 It's my own fault for being so careless with torrents and crap 22:56 what's wrong, hun? 22:56 Daisy Kay I dunno. 22:58 Kommissar Mandar Just feeling anxious? 22:58 Daisy Kay yeah. *slumps* 22:59 Kommissar Mandar I'm sorry to hear that, hun =( 23:00 *holds you close to her chest* 23:00 anxious about the present or past? 23:00 Daisy Kay all of it. 23:01 my tummy hurts. 23:01 *leans on you* 23:01 Kommissar Mandar Why don't you make yoursel some tea? 23:01 Do you like tea? 23:01 Daisy Kay I used to. I prefer water. 23:04 Kommissar Mandar mmm, that's good for you 23:05 that's what keeps your pretty skin so nice and smooth, I'll bet 23:05 *runs my nails along the skin of your back* 23:05 Daisy Kay My skin is dry and prickly. 23:06 Kommissar Mandar I would have never known it looking at your pictures 23:06 I'm sure it's not all that bad 23:07 I don't know what has you worried, but you'll be okay.. 23:08 Daisy Kay *leans on you* 23:09 Kommissar Mandar You're out there, on your own, in control of as much of your life as you can be 23:09 Daisy Kay *nibbles on your shoulder* 23:09 Kommissar Mandar aww *giggles* 23:09 *ruffles up your hair and gives you a mini-noogie* 23:09 Daisy Kay Mmmnnnnooogie 23:10 Kommissar Mandar *squeezes you tight* 23:11 Daisy Kay *Daisy presses his head against you as he doodles.* 23:12 Kommissar Mandar aww 23:12 *Mandy strokes her nails up and down your arm, watching you draw* 23:13 I said it once and I'll say it again, *watches you draw* someone with so much talent shouldn't have to many worries... 23:13 Besides, I'll keep you safe *kisses your forehead* 23:14 I'm feeling down myself 23:18 *sigh* 23:18 Let me tell you something about little boys who like to be dominated.... 23:18 They grow up into men who like to be dominated... 23:18 Daisy Kay *Daisy pouts* 23:18 Kommissar Mandar Men who get married and start families... 23:19 With insane women 23:19 And these men don't protect their children when these women decide to run amok with them 23:19 And that's what my dad is... 23:19 and just... 23:20 what it all comes down to 23:20 Is I'm just really, really, stuck right now in life 23:20 I've lost everything I had 23:20 and I'm just subject to the whims of my mother and stepmom right now 23:21 I don't have any friends to take me in 23:21 And my stepmom does not want me in the house 23:22 she hasn't since day 1 23:22 So my choices are shack up with my mom for a bit or be homeless 23:22 Daisy Kay hm. I wonder if you could find a job here. Hm. 23:22 Kommissar Mandar so I'll have to shack up with my mom 23:22 Daisy Kay not sayin... 23:22 anythin 23:23 but 23:23 Kommissar Mandar I've found jobs everywhere 23:23 well 23:23 the 2 states I've lived i 23:23 in* 23:23 Daisy Kay Yeah 23:23 Kommissar Mandar so I guess that's far from everywhere 23:23 I fucking can't take the job I do anymore...I swear to christ 23:23 It contributed so much to my breakdown 23:24 But it's the only decent paying thing I know how to do 23:24 I was an ophthalmic technician 23:24 Daisy Kay I am in a rut with my job but 23:25 maybe if I had a roommate I could get more stuff done and eventually make enough money to move out and do work at my own pace 23:26 Kommissar Mandar Well, I doubt Lowtax calls you a brainless idiot 23:26 and worthless 23:26 and incapable of thought 23:26 Daisy Kay no but he makes me uncomfortable. Sometimes. He doesn't mean to he's just 23:26 Kommissar Mandar That's what the doctors I've worked for have said to me 23:26 Daisy Kay a product of his era 23:26 Kommissar Mandar really? 23:26 Daisy Kay haha 23:26 he's like, what, only 7 years older than me? I think? 23:27 haha 23:27 nah I call him out on his stuff sometimes 23:27 Kommissar Mandar He just seems like a quintessential goon 23:27 cynical 23:27 Daisy Kay but really I feel like 23:27 Kommissar Mandar rough sense of humor 23:27 Daisy Kay I'm not getting enough done 23:27 forced to do something every week... 23:27 no one does that 23:27 no one makes a cartoon a week. 23:28 Kommissar Mandar Have you told him how you feel? 23:28 Daisy Kay yeah, sure. 23:29 Kommissar Mandar Granted, I know nothing about the man 23:29 Daisy Kay I'll find a bed and put it in the guest room. 23:29 Kommissar Mandar But I'm sure you have to have a thick skin runnng what he runs 23:29 Hold on 23:30 Forgive me, because i tend to assume 23:31 Are you saying I can visit? 23:31 Daisy Kay um 23:32 mm. 23:32 maybe 23:32 Kommissar Mandar oh wow 23:32 I would love to visit you one day 23:32 *sigh* 23:32 What hurts the most 23:32 Is that...a little over a year ago 23:33 I was in the position where I was taking care of all my friends 23:33 and their friends 23:33 And now I feel like a fucking beggar 23:33 Daisy Kay 475 divided by 2 is a tiny number 23:34 I could get food for free 23:34 Kommissar Mandar holy fuck is that your rent? 23:34 If it is, that's cheaper than Arizona 23:35 Daisy Kay Yeah, rent is 475 plus utilities. 23:35 I'm jus sayin 23:35 Kommissar Mandar I don't know how I can thank you for your kindness 23:35 But I have fucked things up with everyone I've lived with 23:35 Daisy Kay Did you ever steal someone's credit card to play WoW 23:36 Kommissar Mandar No.... 23:36 I've never stolen anything 23:36 Daisy Kay How about adopting a dog and neglecting it 23:36 Kommissar Mandar Never adopted a dog by myself 23:36 Daisy Kay I'm not sure how you could be so bad 23:36 Kommissar Mandar HAH 23:36 You know how I was so bad? 23:37 Daisy Kay ok, go on, if you must 23:37 Kommissar Mandar When my boyfriends buddy was 2 months behind on his rent I asked him to pay it 23:37 And he told me I was a bitch and he was going to kick my teeth in 23:37 With my cousin 23:37 When I let her dirtbag boyfriend move in for free 23:37 I got fucking fed up when he kept telling me to go to my room 23:38 And well my AZ roommate.... 23:38 the grabbing.... 23:38 Daisy Kay None of that sounds like your fault. 23:39 Not even a little. 23:39 Kommissar Mandar It's not 23:40 But at the end of the day 23:40 I'm still alone 23:40 Daisy Kay We've both been through 23:40 Kommissar Mandar I'm still going to be in the house I'm in for a bit 23:40 Daisy Kay pretty much the same stuff 23:40 Kommissar Mandar but well, I will consider it once I've built up some funds 23:41 Because, you seem like the most genuinely kind person I've ever met 23:41 Daisy Kay when you have funds or 23:42 when you just need to get out of there 23:42 Kommissar Mandar I really don't know how to thank you... 23:44 Daisy Kay I don't want to see bad things happen to you 23:44 I done this before and most of the time it works out and you get on your feet and everything is cool 23:45 it was just the last person I let live with me that burned me out 23:45 lazy, lying, stealing, neglectful... 23:45 Kommissar Mandar good lord 23:45 Yeah, I've never stolen anything... 23:46 And I'm always the only one who cleans 23:46 Daisy Kay She made me so angry and I just felt defeated and used. 23:46 Kommissar Mandar It's kind of a dick move that she brought a dog in without asking... 23:46 Or even if she did ask 23:46 that it became your responsibility 23:47 Daisy Kay she had a job at the time 23:47 for exactly two months 23:47 I felt basically guilted into taking care of it. 23:47 Kommissar Mandar that's kinda how it was with my roommates cat 23:49 Daisy Kay at least you don't have to walk a cat 23:49 Kommissar Mandar before dirtbag moved in 23:49 Daisy Kay dogs need to be let out. 23:49 Kommissar Mandar she would go away for like a week at a time with her boyfriend 23:49 Daisy Kay They need constant attention or at least a big back yard. 23:49 Kommissar Mandar leave the cat three bowls of food 23:50 and I'd be like 'really'? 23:50 yeah, Fishy didn't pick at his food like a normal cat 23:50 he would eat till he puked, like a dog 23:50 and then keep eating 23:50 but yeah, a dog... 23:50 Daisy Kay I keep refillable bowls (food and water) 23:51 Kommissar Mandar dogs turn crazy when neglected 23:51 Daisy Kay yeah 23:51 Kommissar Mandar what kind of dog was it? 23:51 Daisy Kay Lilly was a bad dog that just needed more love. She obeyed me but not her owner. 23:51 Kommissar Mandar big or small? 23:51 awww Lilly : 3 23:52 that's a cute name 23:52 Daisy Kay She was small-ish. Her parents were big but she came out stocky... Like, very strong. 23:53 Kommissar Mandar kind of like a beagle or a basset hound I imagine 23:54 Daisy Kay boxer and bloodhound mix. 23:54 Kommissar Mandar small, but like a dumptruck 23:54 ahhh 23:54 yeah hounds... 23:54 you need to be on top of a hound 23:54 Daisy Kay with a brindle coat 23:54 she was ugly 23:54 but, well 23:54 Kommissar Mandar they will destroy shit 23:55 Daisy Kay you have to love a dog like that 23:55 Kommissar Mandar eat everything 23:55 yeah, you have to really, really give that dog attention 23:55 Daisy Kay you need to love ugly dogs 23:55 Kommissar Mandar I still have a scar on my wrist from where my neighbors basset hound attacked me 23:55 Daisy Kay I only have the little tiny scars. 23:56 Kommissar Mandar I have Frankenstein scars on my ankles : 3 23:56 Daisy Kay why? 23:57 Kommissar Mandar Sent file frankenstein scar.jpg. 23:57 I've had 6 surgeries on my feet 23:58 3 on each foot 23:58 Daisy Kay A lot of my scars are 23:58 dots 23:58 Kommissar Mandar I have a foot deformity that for the life of me I cannot pronounce 23:58 Daisy Kay I wish I had cool scars 23:58 Kommissar Mandar But this doctor tried an experimental surgery to correct it 23:58 WELP 23:58 Daisy Kay oops 23:58 Kommissar Mandar the experiment failed 23:58 Daisy Kay Mine were never corrected. 23:58 Kommissar Mandar because they are actually worse off now 23:58 You're probably better off that way 23:59 Daisy Kay Some people notice my weird gait if they watch me closely. 23:59 My feet sorta point outward, like the opposite of pigeon-toed 23:59 Thursday, 08. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar ah 00:00 my ankles go in like this > < 00:00 they look..slightly more normal now 00:01 but feel worse 00:01 and I still walk like an asshole 00:01 Daisy Kay I bet you walk cute 00:01 *SHRUGS* SORRY 00:01 ha ha 00:01 Kommissar Mandar hahaha 00:02 Don't worry, you're not the first person to say that lol 00:02 I've never been sensitive about it 00:02 Daisy Kay *picks you up* 00:02 Kommissar Mandar *wheeee* 00:03 Daisy Kay *pokes snoots together* 00:03 I should draw your klurf after I finish this picture 00:03 Kommissar Mandar = D 00:03 yaaay 00:03 I would love that : 3 00:04 but only if you're not too tired 00:04 Daisy Kay I'm not 00:07 it's only 2AM. 00:07 Kommissar Mandar You're nocturnal, like me : 3 00:07 I always feel more alert at night 00:11 Daisy Kay *Daisy kicks his legs under his chair as he draws.* 00:13 Kommissar Mandar *tickles your feet* 00:14 Daisy Kay *giggles* 00:17 https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/464305172613578752 00:26 Kommissar Mandar oooh! 00:26 SHIT! 00:26 The chef it too adorable 00:26 Daisy Kay I'm the one that's face down., 00:27 Kommissar Mandar aww = ( 00:27 Daisy Kay ha ha c: 00:28 Kommissar Mandar The klurf under the moon is trippin 00:28 Daisy Kay I like the klurf that's a tall girl 00:29 Kommissar Mandar the one in front of the klurf with the glasses? 00:30 or the one in the corner? 00:30 Daisy Kay yeah the one with glasses klurf 00:30 wit da lips 00:30 Kommissar Mandar aww : 3 00:31 Is it raining by you? 00:34 it is by me : 3 00:34 Daisy Kay It is supposed to be 00:35 Kommissar Mandar nice 00:35 Daisy Kay *draws your klurf.* 00:36 Kommissar Mandar yaaay = D 00:37 omg I can't wait to see it 00:37 I'm drawing a klurf too : 3 00:45 Daisy Kay yaaay 00:45 boobs 00:51 Kommissar Mandar = O 00:51 boobs are the funnest 00:51 Daisy Kay I have trouble drawing big boobs 00:51 I keep making them smaller than they're supposed to be 00:51 Kommissar Mandar aww 00:52 I always have the opposite problem 00:52 and draw them too big 00:52 I'm struggling with closed fists right now 00:52 I hate hands... 00:52 even cartoon hands give me problems 00:52 Daisy Kay so like 00:58 light blue eyes right 00:58 Kommissar Mandar yup1 01:00 Daisy Kay you're so blue 01:06 such a deep royal blue 01:06 Kommissar Mandar My favorite : 3 01:06 ooooh boy 01:07 mines done : 3 01:07 I know you're always insanely busy with your cartoons 01:08 but next LP cartoon... 01:08 Sent file slowbeef.png. 01:08 I love the way this came out : 3 01:08 Daisy Kay haha neat 01:09 Kommissar Mandar so much klurf rage 01:09 Daisy Kay A klurf with toes 01:09 I think that 01:09 the mouth is spot-on 01:09 good angry mouth shape 01:09 Kommissar Mandar thank you! 01:10 Can I post it to your facebook? 01:11 Daisy Kay yes 01:12 Kommissar Mandar yay! 01:12 Daisy Kay mmf... 01:26 Kommissar Mandar = O ? 01:28 Daisy Kay *squirms* 01:28 Sent file mandersklurf.png. 01:36 Kommissar Mandar OMG I LOVE IT!!!! 01:37 *Squeezes the hell out of you* 01:37 Daisy Kay I kept erasing and redrawing the eyes 01:37 Kommissar Mandar They look perfect : 3 01:38 I love it so much..... 01:39 Daisy Kay *Daisy twists his shirt in his hands.* 01:39 Kommissar Mandar *Smothers your face in kisses* 01:39 You look so bashful : 3 01:40 it's funny how much taller I am than you 01:40 In real life, it would be the opposite 01:41 This is now my wallpaper : 3 01:41 Daisy Kay *blush* 01:42 Kommissar Mandar *kisses your snoot* 01:43 Daisy Kay It is late but I kinda still want to be teased 01:44 Kommissar Mandar I got no plans on sleeping :3 01:45 hmmmm 01:45 Do you want to be the big brother this time? 01:46 Daisy Kay *Daisy blushes* he he 01:46 Kommissar Mandar Getting taken advantage of by his little sister? :3 01:46 Daisy Kay *looks down* okay... 01:46 that would be so embarrassing... 01:47 *puts his hands to his face.* 01:47 Kommissar Mandar mmmmm 01:47 *Do I see my big brother, alone in his bed?* 01:48 Daisy Kay ~ 01:49 Kommissar Mandar *No, I can't = ( ) 01:50 *Without asking, little sister Mandy climbs under the covers* 01:50 *It's so cold in the house, big brother...will you cuddle me to keep me warm?* 01:51 Daisy Kay ~ 01:53 Kommissar Mandar *Ooooh big brother, you're such a baby!* 01:54 *Why don't you just sleep in your boxers like other boys?* 01:54 Daisy Kay *He blushes warmly. You know he isn't wearing boxers tonight. "Mandy, come on..." he rolls over a bit, facing away from you.* 01:55 Kommissar Mandar *MMMMM! Mandy grabs you back facing her so you have to put her arms around her like a good big brother* 01:56 Daisy Kay *Daisy puts his arms around his little sister. He pulls his lower half back a bit though, just holding you to his chest.* 01:57 Kommissar Mandar *She nuzzles her face into your chest and you feel her breath tickle your throat* 01:57 *Mmmm, you have such a nice body, big brother...* 01:58 *Mandy runs her hand down your fleece-covered back until she reaches the curiously cushy curve of your butt* 01:58 Daisy Kay ~ 01:59 Kommissar Mandar *It's just you and me in the dark here, Daisy...no one will ever know...* 02:00 *Mandy puts her hands gingerly back where it was* 02:01 Daisy Kay ~ 02:01 Kommissar Mandar *gasp! Big brother...you still....wear...?....* 02:02 Daisy Kay ~ 02:03 Kommissar Mandar *awww...it's okay Daisy...Mandy hugs you tighter* 02:04 *I won't tell anyone at school* 02:04 *It'll be our little secret...just like this...Mandy leans forward and kisses her brother fully on the mouth, letting her soft tongue slide between his lips* 02:04 Daisy Kay *Daisy pouts "why would you? Don't you still wet the bed?" The older boy has no idea that you've been pretty much potty trained before you even turned three. He squirms around, feeling embarrassed now. He tries to turn his head away as you kiss his face "come on, stoppit~"* 02:06 Kommissar Mandar *No...I stopped wetting since before I can remember* 02:06 *HAHA what? Don't you like kisses from pretty girls? Mandy bats her eyes at Daisy.* 02:07 Daisy Kay *Daisy whimpers "it's not that, it's just... You're my little sister!" He looks down at you. "You know Mom said we're not even supposed to sleep in the same bed..."* 02:07 Kommissar Mandar Psssshhhh *You know nothing, big brother* 02:09 *I happen to know for a fact that Mommy kisses Uncle Japeppi!* 02:10 *She's just a big ol' hypocrite* 02:10 *It's perfectly normal for a brother and sister to want to explore eachother's bodies...* 02:10 Daisy Kay *Daisy still feels uneasy about it, mostly because of our age difference. He looks down at his sister's chest. He reaches over curiously and lifts your top, taking a peek.* 02:11 Kommissar Mandar *Aren't they already so big, Daisy?* 02:12 *All the boys in school look at me...I don't like it* 02:12 *But....I don't mind you looking* 02:12 Daisy Kay *Daisy smiles meekly "they're not so big for your age... Besides..." He places a hand over one of your small breasts. "I hope you stay this way for a while..." He admits he thinks you're cute. He leans in and plants a kiss on your lips, opening his mouth and tonguing you back just like you did to him.* 02:14 Kommissar Mandar *mmmm* *you hear a purring sound coming from the back of your sister's throat...a hungry sound* 02:16 *She pulls you deeper into the kiss* 02:17 Daisy Kay *Daisy shifts around, letting out pathetic whimpers. He opens his mouth as you kiss him back harder. He presses his face to yours. "oh Mandy..." he moans. He rubs his hand over his padded crotch, crinkling sounds coming from under his jammies.* 02:18 Kommissar Mandar *Aww, what are you hiding from me under there?* 02:19 *Mandy unzips your feetsie jammies revealing the pull ups underneath, and peaks over the waistband of your pull ups* 02:19 *Brother.....are you....hard for me?* 02:22 Daisy Kay *Daisy whimpers as you look right at his erect cock, pointing up at you. It's already glistening and wet. "W-well..." he mumbles softly, looking away."* 02:23 Kommissar Mandar *Sssshhh, Mandy soothes, stroking your hair...it's perfectly alright...* 02:26 *I can take care of that for you...I know how...* 02:26 Daisy Kay *Daisy scrunches up his freckled face. "I know how too..." He pulls down his puffy undies and lifts you on top of his body. He rubs his wet cock on the outside of your panties. "Do you... want to?"* 02:27 Kommissar Mandar *blushes* 02:29 *Yeesss* 02:29 *so very much* 02:29 Daisy Kay *Daisy reaches his hand down the back of your pants, running his fingers between your cheeks. "I might have to... do it in here..." He presses his finger against your tight butthole. "So I don't get you pregnant or anything..." he looks into your eyes, his face just radiating heat as he blushes.* 02:30 Kommissar Mandar *You know just where I like it..* 02:31 *Mandy purrs again, simply at the thought of Daisy's warm, hard cock in such a personal area* 02:32 Daisy Kay *Daisy smiles. He tugs down your panties and stares at your cute little pussy for a while. He grabs your waist and lifts you up. He sets you down, pressing his tip to your asshole. He rubs around outside it, squirting pre against you and lubing you up in the process. "ah... I'm getting a little too excited..." he admits. He slowly pushes you down.* 02:33 Kommissar Mandar *oooOOOooo Daisy that feels so good* *You feel her tight asshole clench against your shaft* 02:34 Daisy Kay *Daisy whimpers "oh... I'm such a pervert.. this is so wrong..." he moans. He shoves his cock all the way inside you, feeling your tight warm hole just surrounding his shaft and squeezing it. "ahhh... You'll make me cum too soon if you keep that up..." he tries to fuck you slowly.* 02:36 Kommissar Mandar *It's so wrong...but doesn't it feel so right?* 02:38 *That's it, brother, nice and slow...* 02:38 *Mandy begins to moan louder* 02:38 Daisy Kay *Daisy keeps his hands on your hips. He was trying to keep quiet but soon enough he begins to moan along with you. He arches his back, fucking you deeper. The slick sound of skin slapping together gets louder. He stares down at your cunt, watching it get so sticky and wet. "Oh god, you're so cute..." he says between breaths.* 02:40 Kommissar Mandar *mmmm* *Mandy's sopping pussy floods you as your fuck her deeply in the ass* 02:41 *Her asshole clenches tighter and she can barely breathe* 02:42 *You feel her nails rake across your rock-hard thighs* 02:44 Daisy Kay *Daisy fucks you harder and faster, grunting and growling like an animal. He squeezes your little body and lets out a strained moan. You feel your insides getting coated with hot, sticky cum. You hear loud wet squishes as he keeps fucking you until he's all out of cum. He sighs softly and flops onto his back, letting you sit on top of him while he's still hard.* 02:44 Kommissar Mandar *mmmmmm big brother....Mandy looks at you with glazed over eyes and a face scarlet from exertion* 02:45 *That was...unbelievable..* 02:45 *You see...there's nothing wrong with wanting to show your sister how much you care for her...* 02:45 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks up at you with dreamy bedroom eyes. He grins, showing his goofy teeth.* 02:46 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy slides back beside Daisy and gently kisses him on the lips* 02:48 *"You're a good big brother..." She whispers* 02:48 Daisy Kay *Lets out a tired sigh "Oh Mandy... you're so pretty..." he trembles under you.* 02:49 Kommissar Mandar *blushes...that means a lot coming from you* 02:51 *You're beautiful too* 02:51 *I could lay entwined in your strong arms all day and night...* 02:51 Daisy Kay *He cuddles you "I wish the other girls at school liked me like you do..." He pauses "but maybe I don't need them..."* 02:52 Kommissar Mandar *You don't, silly, because I'll give you more than they ever could* 02:54 Daisy Kay ~ 02:55 Kommissar Mandar *What happened, sweetheart?* 02:56 Daisy Kay *He makes a face "I don't wanna say..." He squirms under you, still a bit hard, though you can feel him starting to get soft.* 02:57 Kommissar Mandar *sssshhhh, you can tell me, sweetling...* 02:58 Daisy Kay ~ 02:59 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy kisses away the forming tears in your eyes* 02:59 *It's alright my sweetheart...one day that moment will be completely insignificant in the grand scheme of life...the life you'll spend with me* 03:01 *She runs a hand through your hair and kisses you on the mouth again...you feel her nipples brush your chest* 03:01 Daisy Kay *Daisy feels mortified, but the idea of being with his little sister puts him at ease. He snuggles up to you.* 03:02 Kommissar Mandar *No one will ever have to know about your problem...* 03:04 *kisses you on the forehead* 03:05 Daisy Kay *He looks down "well... except you..." he pouts.* 03:05 Kommissar Mandar *Well it doesn't bother me in the least* 03:06 Daisy Kay ~ 03:07 Kommissar Mandar *Cuddles you close* 03:10 Daisy Kay ~ 03:11 Kommissar Mandar *of course I do!* 03:13 *You're such a good big brother, Daisy, you would always play with my Jem and the Holograms dolls with me...* 03:13 Daisy Kay *Daisy giggles a bit, squirming around under the covers with you. "I had fun though!"* 03:14 Kommissar Mandar *We always had fun playing together...it's like we were perfect for eachother, even then..* 03:15 Daisy Kay ~ 03:17 Kommissar Mandar *you're so cute when you suck your thumb, big brother...* *sighs* 03:17 *kisses your snoot* 03:17 Daisy Kay *blushes "really?"* 03:18 Kommissar Mandar *mm hmm* 03:19 Daisy Kay ~ 03:20 Kommissar Mandar *agreed* 03:23 *Mandy slips down to nothing* 03:23 Daisy Kay ((*blushes* I'm so close...) 03:24 Kommissar Mandar ((really?)) 03:25 Daisy Kay ((I'm all slippery over here...)) 03:26 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy purrs and wiggles her rump against her brother's crotch* 03:26 Daisy Kay *pets your hair* 03:28 Kommissar Mandar *mmm, I love the way your hands feel on me* 03:29 Daisy Kay Mmmmmy mouth is all dry... 03:29 *goes to get some water~~~~ 03:30 *pokes you* 03:34 Kommissar Mandar *giggles* 03:35 Daisy Kay *poke poke* 03:35 *poke poke poke* 03:35 Kommissar Mandar *nuuuuuuu* 03:35 *laughs and clutches tummy* 03:36 Daisy Kay *nibbles your neck* 03:36 Kommissar Mandar *mmmmm* 03:36 Daisy Kay *pokes your butt* 03:36 Kommissar Mandar *mmmm, you know what I like* 03:36 *spanks you* 03:37 ((The way the light is shining through the overcast and hitting the trees while it rains almost makes Jersey look prety this morning)) 03:40 *Kisses your eyebrows* 03:40 Daisy Kay c: 03:40 Kommissar Mandar *holds you close and sighs* 03:43 pppppphew 05:11 I'm on a roll today 05:11 Sent file Daisy half n Half.jpg. 05:11 Daisy Kay I like 07:26 *rolls back in bed* I like it whole not just half 07:26 Kommissar Mandar awww, thank you! 07:27 Daisy Kay *kisses your neck* 07:27 *kisses your ankle* 07:27 Kommissar Mandar awww, you're kissing my ugly frankenstine scars... 07:28 : 3 07:28 *smooches your snoot* 07:28 Daisy Kay It took me forever to wake up 13:24 Kommissar Mandar I just woke up from a nap : 3 15:07 Daisy Kay I wish I was nappin... 15:08 Kommissar Mandar *pulls you into nice cozy waterbed* 15:08 I love my waterbed 15:08 I woke up to find out they're going to be selling Mountain Dew Baja Blast commercially.... 15:09 the little things in life.. 15:09 Daisy Kay I wouldn't get one with a cat in the house. 15:09 Kommissar Mandar True 15:10 The new ones though have like a gajiliion layers of reinforcement over the water though 15:10 Daisy Kay Kit pokes everything. 15:11 Kommissar Mandar aww 15:11 Daisy Kay even with two scratching posts. 15:11 Kommissar Mandar That's how Kommissar was 15:12 She also knocked down everything that wasn't nailed down 15:13 I find that cats tend to claw whatever they're not supposed to 15:19 Daisy Kay I have a pillow in the livingroom just for Kit and he has only slept on it one time. 15:21 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 15:21 Daisy Kay Actually 15:21 he doesn't really have favorite spots 15:21 just 15:21 I think he likes to be around me 15:22 Kommissar Mandar aww 15:22 Daisy Kay He will sit on my towels 15:22 or on the chair by my work-out bike 15:22 anything that smells like me I guess 15:22 Kommissar Mandar that's adorable :3 15:23 Daisy Kay common. 15:24 Kommissar Mandar He loves u : 3 15:26 I remember he looks like Fishy from what I saw of him 15:28 Daisy Kay he has white paws and a white bib 15:28 Kommissar Mandar aww 15:29 Daisy Kay yeah 15:30 Kommissar Mandar how old was he again? 15:30 Daisy Kay um, dunno 15:30 not very old 15:30 maybe 5 or 6? 15:30 Kommissar Mandar that's good 15:30 Daisy Kay He is at least middle-aged cat 15:31 Kommissar Mandar I found Kommissar when she was not even a year old 15:31 I don't believe in outdoor cats 15:31 but 15:31 She needed...more than an apartment lol 15:32 She was so wild, she would just go around destroying everything 15:32 though at he same time 15:33 Daisy Kay Kit isnt bad 15:33 Kommissar Mandar It's never a good idea to have an outdoor cat in AZ 15:33 plenty of things around to eat them 15:33 Daisy Kay but he will try to get his way by whining 15:33 When I am trying to leave he will try to hang around the screen door 15:34 He loves the view there 15:34 Kommissar Mandar He doesn't want you to go = ( 15:34 Daisy Kay If I try to nudge him he cries 15:34 I can either wait it out 15:34 Kommissar Mandar Is he bad with stealing food? 15:35 Daisy Kay or if I'm running late I will distract him with treats 15:35 no he hates food generally 15:35 Kommissar Mandar ah man 15:35 Daisy Kay sometimes I will try and give him something but he wont touch it 15:35 Kommissar Mandar With both Fishy and Kommissar, you had to eat like a prisoner.... 15:35 Daisy Kay touchy little kitty 15:35 Kommissar Mandar Fishy was worse 15:35 Daisy Kay he hates wet food 15:35 which is weird 15:35 Kommissar Mandar You could not put food down...ever 15:36 Daisy Kay cats usually love the canned stuff 15:36 he just ignores it 15:36 Kommissar Mandar yeah, that's strange 15:36 Kommissar would only eat wet 15:36 Daisy Kay Kit is just an usual cat 15:36 likes being held and hugged 15:37 wants to always be around you 15:37 not so indepedent 15:37 Kommissar Mandar : 3 15:38 He seems very good 15:38 not a destroyer, not a food thief 15:38 these are a lot of money but...I want one 15:38 http://catcentral.edublogs.org/files/2012/11/oriental-shorthair-n5mr07.jpg 15:38 Still less money than a hyena.... 15:39 Daisy Kay I want a rex rat 15:41 Kommissar Mandar Those are cool too! 15:41 Mr. Bigglesworth : 3 15:41 Daisy Kay no they 15:41 they are like carpet 15:41 Kommissar Mandar oh ooooh 15:41 Daisy Kay curly hair 15:41 Kommissar Mandar I thought you meant the hairless kind 15:42 now I see what you mean 15:42 They do look like carpet : 3 15:42 Daisy Kay http://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/l-Baby-blue-rex-dumbo-rat-Looks-like-my-little-Saylaway.jpg 15:42 Kommissar Mandar awwwww 15:43 Do you have any rats right now? 15:43 i used to have a hooded rat 15:43 Daisy Kay not right now 15:44 I've had several though. 15:44 Kommissar Mandar She...bit eyes 15:44 Not a very nice Lady 15:44 that was her name too 15:44 Lady 15:44 She knew to go for eyes on people, and that's where she would bite 15:45 Kind of like me in a fight 15:45 jk 15:45 Daisy Kay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO-eoMWXgV8 15:45 here's rats eating corn 15:45 Kommissar Mandar My rat would eat anything 15:46 aww, that's exactly how Lady looked 15:46 Daisy Kay it's funny how rats can eat anything 15:46 I mean 15:46 Kommissar Mandar Well they're used to living in sewers and subways... 15:47 Daisy Kay their stomachs are amazing 15:47 most animals can't eat what they eat. 15:47 stuff that would kill other animals 15:47 Kommissar Mandar I suppose their rival would be the goat 15:47 Daisy Kay they can eat chocolate 15:48 Kommissar Mandar that's interesting... 15:49 Rats can eat people 15:50 My rat used to like to chill in my bra : 3 15:50 Daisy Kay yeah 15:50 Kommissar Mandar I would scare the FUCK out of people like that 15:50 Daisy Kay rats like to rest between boobs 15:50 Kommissar Mandar I took her to one of my old jobs 15:50 Daisy Kay It's more about 15:50 Kommissar Mandar didn't say anything 15:51 and a rat just crawled out of my tits 15:51 it was pretty metal 15:51 Daisy Kay just... a soft crevice. 15:51 When I would let my rats crawl around 15:52 they liked to squeeze between the space of my chair and thigh. 15:52 The more I moved my leg the closer they could go 15:53 squeezing it 15:53 it's like "stop don't go there" 15:53 and then they go there 15:53 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 15:53 at least they didn't go in your pants 15:54 Daisy Kay like ferrets or rabbits 15:54 yeah they would 15:54 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha 15:54 Daisy Kay ferrets, rabbits, and rodents 15:54 Kommissar Mandar that just sounds painful 15:54 Daisy Kay like squeezing into tight spaces 15:54 especially if it feels soft 15:55 maybe some burrowing instinct 15:55 Kommissar Mandar Now I miss having a rat chill in my bra = ( 15:55 Daisy Kay I had a ferret go up my pant leg once 15:55 Kommissar Mandar that just sounds like the worst way to be tickled 15:56 or best 15:56 Daisy Kay I can't stand it ha 15:57 ha ha 15:57 fuffafuffafuffafuff 15:58 brkbrkbrkbrk 15:58 I like how they sound like deflated bike horns 15:58 Kommissar Mandar http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/114/f2dcf50a18f24a1a8452e66a602dba70/l.jpg 16:01 sheeeit 16:01 I want a hyena so bad lol 16:01 Daisy Kay well you can't have one sorry 16:02 Kommissar Mandar I could 16:02 Just not legally or feasibly lol 16:02 random question 16:04 do you have any tattoos? 16:04 Daisy Kay I think I told ya no 16:05 no tats or piercings. 16:05 Kommissar Mandar oh yeah 16:05 tattoos are generally bad ideas, at least in my experience 16:06 Daisy Kay no drugs no smoking no alcohol. 16:06 Kommissar Mandar I fucking hate my tattoos 16:06 lol 16:06 the alcohol is what led to my shitty tattoos 16:06 but since I've fucked up my skin already 16:06 Daisy Kay and rarely smoking weed socially does not count as drugs in my book 16:06 Kommissar Mandar I was thinking of getting a tattoo of a hyena 16:07 But I'm worried people would be like "huurrr what's that a doggy?" 16:07 though 16:07 it still wouldn't be as bad as what happened with my back.... 16:08 Daisy Kay I have thought about getting tats around my scars/moles. 16:08 Kommissar Mandar Eh, just reeeally know what you want first 16:08 Daisy Kay Just anything 16:08 Kommissar Mandar because having to live with a bad tat is not fun 16:08 Daisy Kay just something to cover. 16:08 Kommissar Mandar Get a klurf : 3 16:09 Daisy Kay I would never get a tat cheaply 16:09 Kommissar Mandar That's what I did! 16:09 Daisy Kay it is the kind of thing I would pay good money for. 16:09 Kommissar Mandar yeah, you need to 16:09 or else 16:09 Daisy Kay I see all these 16:09 Kommissar Mandar you go in asking for snakes 16:09 Daisy Kay really bad drawings 16:09 brb 16:10 Kommissar Mandar and come out with Richard Scarry-esque worms on your back.... 16:10 like a certain drunken 18 year old asshole... 16:10 Daisy Kay LOWLY WORM 16:10 IN THE APPLE CAR 16:10 that's what I'll get 16:10 Kommissar Mandar YES1 16:10 Holy shit that would be amazing 16:10 Daisy Kay lol 16:10 Kommissar Mandar You need to do that now 16:11 Sent file hyenabones.png. 16:11 I kinda want this... 16:11 oh god... 16:26 I found a picture of my old snake tat before I covered it up 16:26 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/SlytherinForLife.jpg 16:27 Yeah...it could have been a lot worse, I suppose 16:27 but still...that is not what the picture I brought in looked like... 16:27 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/tattoopics004.jpg 16:29 I have this one too, which I actually like 16:29 But I look at it and I'm like....why did I get that there? 16:29 Daisy Kay I never noticed 16:34 Kommissar Mandar yeah, exactly 16:35 Daisy Kay 2007????????????????????????? 16:35 Kommissar Mandar yup 16:35 I had just graduated high school and needed to do something stupid 16:35 I should have just stuck to piercings 16:37 I don't regret any of my piercings 16:37 though the actual experience of getting my boobs pierced was awkward to say the least lol 16:37 Daisy Kay I should call mom 16:37 in case I get busy on sunday 16:38 Kommissar Mandar aww 16:38 I'm a loser and I live with mom, so I don't need to call her 16:38 blargh 16:38 I usually take my stepmom out to a bar for mother's day 16:45 That being what she likes 16:46 I've learned time and time again that I shouldn't drink lol 16:47 Especially after last time 16:48 and me freaking out and messaging you was actually not last time 16:49 last time actually managed to be far worse 16:49 So this mothers day the rounds will be for just stepmom 16:50 I love the new LP cartoon <3 18:30 Daisy Kay peep 18:30 Kommissar Mandar poop 18:30 *head explodes* 18:31 Daisy Kay *wiggle* 18:32 Kommissar Mandar uhg 18:32 I don't feel good 18:33 I wanna cuddle 18:33 Daisy Kay *sets you in her lap as she draws* 18:33 Kommissar Mandar *peeks at your doodle* 18:34 heh heh that sounded dirty 18:34 *nuzzles your neck* 18:34 heh 19:20 Daisy Kay hm? 19:20 Kommissar Mandar You know what's great about short term memory loss? 19:20 You can watch a whole playthrough of a game and have it still be a challenge for you, because you don't remember shit... 19:21 Actually no 19:21 It just kind of makes you want to put a shotgun in your mouth most of the time 19:21 Sorry, I didn't mean to be morbid...I just 19:22 am not doing to well myself, right now 19:22 Daisy Kay My longterm memory is 19:23 highly detailed 19:23 I just don't remember things as soon as they happen 19:23 Kommissar Mandar mmm 19:24 That sounds pretty normal 19:24 What happened to me was 19:24 I actually went for an evaluation when I was 16 19:24 Because of whatever the fuck my learning disabilties were 19:24 And one of them was short term memory loss 19:25 and it's gotten worse, and worse, and worse over the yers.... 19:25 years* 19:25 To the point where I had trouble at my job 19:25 which landed me ultimately in the situation I'm in now 19:26 Going from taking care of my friends to stuck in this fucking house collecting disability 19:27 getting treated like a goddamn leper by my family 19:28 And I honestly just want to paint the walls with my skull so I can have the last laugh over my worthless fucking mind 19:29 Daisy Kay I'm sorry, boober... 19:30 Kommissar Mandar I'm sorry to dump on you 19:30 but it's just one of those nights 19:31 Daisy Kay it's good to have someone to dump on. 19:31 I don't mind it. 19:31 Kommissar Mandar I don't like burdening people with my problems 19:32 Daisy Kay I like to listen. 19:33 It's no burden for me. 19:33 Kommissar Mandar I know you understand what it's like to feel broken 19:33 It's hard for me to see it, being that you're loved by so many 19:34 But I know you know what it feels like 19:34 Daisy Kay I'm hated by enough people 19:36 that want to push me to suicide. 19:36 not a lot 19:36 but it almost works 19:37 Kommissar Mandar they think about you enough to hate you 19:37 Daisy Kay I'm way too sensitive. 19:37 Kommissar Mandar what does that tell you? 19:37 Daisy Kay I know. 19:37 Kommissar Mandar Imagine if you were just...forgotten by everyone 19:37 Daisy Kay I 19:37 wish... I was? 19:37 sometimes I wish I could just float back to obscurity 19:37 and be a janitor or something 19:37 Kommissar Mandar heh 19:37 You say that now 19:37 Daisy Kay and live the rest of my life forgotten 19:38 or erase myself 19:38 sci-fi time altering 19:38 erasure. ha ha 19:38 Kommissar Mandar Well I think we'd both do that if we could 19:38 Really, what do people say to you? 19:38 "Oh, that big girly boy Shmorky I have to make fun of him because I have nothing better to do with my life" 19:39 You don't want to be forgotten 19:40 Daisy Kay http://skreened.com/shmorky/dump? 19:41 Kommissar Mandar It's fun for the first day 19:41 and then... 19:41 awww 19:41 I actually really want the 'blood puke' and 'doki doki panic' one 19:42 Lets run away and be janitors *grapples you* 19:45 Daisy Kay okey dokey! 19:46 Kommissar Mandar The blood puke shirt is really calling to me... 20:08 Yeah, I'm getting one of these shirts 20:09 but it's a hard decision 20:09 Daisy Kay I'm not done makin the new ones yet 20:09 Kommissar Mandar oooh 20:09 perhaps I'll hold off then 20:09 I want the doki doki panic one so bad too 20:14 it's just so douchebaggy, I love it 20:14 Daisy Kay yeah it is fun. 20:21 Kommissar Mandar that was a big in joke amongst me and my old NY buddies 20:21 I feel better now *stretches* 20:23 Daisy Kay almoist doine. 21:11 http://butthug.com/post/85189758545/badshirtsnew-2014-q2 21:16 Kommissar Mandar If I had the money I would a load of them 21:20 I love them :3 21:20 I'm drawing another klurf 21:20 this time it's a character from my story 21:20 Antonin the Bloodhound 21:20 He's basically a..... 21:21 can't find the word 21:21 Feral person? 21:21 His story is 21:22 Daisy Kay I'm going to buy some shirts 21:22 since I have about $118 of credit 21:22 Kommissar Mandar Wait 21:22 I'm confused 21:22 oh nevermind 21:23 I sorted out my own dumb dumb brain 21:23 I was gonna be like 21:23 How do you buy your own shirts? 21:23 As if you had little elves in your house sitting there making them 21:23 Daisy Kay yeah all my shirts are free. 21:23 Kommissar Mandar Blah, I'm a dummy head 21:24 Sent file Antonin the bloodhound.png. 21:33 The klurf hunter.... 21:34 Yeah 21:34 This dude accidentally left behind on a camping trip with his family 21:34 they find him years later as a teenager 21:35 and he's a hardened outdoorsman 21:35 Daisy Kay strong jaw 21:37 Kommissar Mandar haha yeah 21:37 I was experimenting with how it would be to make a boxy snoot/jaw 21:38 a klurf strongman 21:38 This is adorable 22:25 there is a bread crust on a plate on my floor right now 22:25 and my dog is having a moral dilemma as to whether she should eat it or not 22:25 she's so torn.... 22:26 Daisy Kay c: 23:41 Kommissar Mandar *kisses your eyebrows* 23:44 Daisy Kay peep 23:47 Kommissar Mandar jeepers creepers 23:48 where'd you get those peepers? 23:48 *licks your eyeball* 23:51 Friday, 09. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar lol 00:07 "check out those getaway sticks" 00:07 Daisy Kay Mmmm 00:07 Kommissar Mandar that's like...the best way I've ever heard legs described 00:07 Daisy Kay ohhh 00:07 Kommissar Mandar you have nice getaway sticks : 3 00:11 Daisy Kay they're ok 00:12 Kommissar Mandar they're more than ok = P 00:12 I wish mine were longer 00:13 I have short, stubby legs 00:13 Daisy Kay I wish I was thin 00:15 instead of buldging everywhere 00:15 I mean just... a tube shape 00:15 I don't like having muscles 00:15 Kommissar Mandar I think you're already thin 00:15 Daisy Kay Yes 00:15 Kommissar Mandar plus you work at it everyday 00:15 Daisy Kay I have a tapered waist 00:15 which looks nice 00:15 Kommissar Mandar so you'll only get thinner 00:15 Daisy Kay but it's not what I want 00:15 I'd rather be pear shaped honestly 00:15 Kommissar Mandar hourglass figure 00:15 Daisy Kay our glass figures. 00:16 Kommissar Mandar haha 00:17 I'm happy with my body the way it is 00:17 I used to be obsessed with dieting 00:17 I got down to a size 5 00:18 Daisy Kay Your body is pretty 00:18 Kommissar Mandar but then I...gave up lol 00:18 Daisy Kay I like it a lot I want it 00:18 *looks at it agin* 00:18 Kommissar Mandar I like my body better with more chub actually 00:18 more T and A 00:18 I would give it to you...if it wasn't attached 00:18 Daisy Kay oh there's the tattoo 00:19 it was... covered... 00:19 c: 00:19 Kommissar Mandar : 3 00:19 I really wish I got that tattoo where it could be seen more 00:19 I actually do like it, 7 years later 00:19 Daisy Kay *munches on a garden vegetable wheat thin.* 00:23 Kommissar Mandar http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/0722092239a.jpg 00:23 that was the thinnest I ever got down too 00:24 I like myself better now 00:24 Daisy Kay *pats your butt* 00:24 Kommissar Mandar *purrs* 00:24 though I really...eat bad now lol 00:25 many have asked me what I'm doing still alive 00:25 Daisy Kay I have lots of good food here 00:26 lots of raw veggies and cheese and chicken and flatbread 00:27 what is your favorite fruit? 00:27 Kommissar Mandar let me think.... 00:28 i like kiwi 00:28 I like peaches 00:28 watermelon actually 00:28 that's my favorite 00:28 not a fruit, but I eat eggplants raw 00:29 Daisy Kay heh c: I would love a slice of eggplant inside a sandwich 00:29 Kommissar Mandar that sounds good 00:29 Daisy Kay I love avocados. 00:30 Kommissar Mandar I just like to dig my face into them 00:30 oh shit yeah 00:30 Daisy Kay mash them up and put em on stuff 00:30 use a fork to make a nice avocado paste. 00:30 I eat mostly sandwiches... 00:30 they can just have all the nutrients you need. 00:31 Kommissar Mandar I do the same thing! 00:31 Because I just...never feel like cooking 00:31 i can cook 00:31 Daisy Kay low calorie flatbread 00:31 Kommissar Mandar I just never feel like it 00:31 Daisy Kay there's nothing wrong with carbs but lots of bread is too fatty 00:31 Kommissar Mandar yeah 00:32 my biggest thing 00:32 is I eat a lot of mayonnaise 00:33 like...a lot 00:33 Daisy Kay yeah that's no good 00:33 it provides very little while giving too much. 00:33 that is why you should get used to 'cados 00:33 Kommissar Mandar yeah, I know it's terrible 00:33 Daisy Kay They are fatty but in a good way 00:34 Kommissar Mandar lots of vitamins 00:34 Daisy Kay if you like that creamy texture then 'cados will give you what you want 00:34 Kommissar Mandar yeah, you can spread an avacado on a sandwich and it is a lot like mayo 00:35 Daisy Kay see 00:35 you just need to find out what healthy stuff you like 00:35 and replace it with something bad in your diet 00:35 and designate a time for having bad stuff 00:36 Kommissar Mandar When I lived in AZ it was the worst 00:36 Daisy Kay I once had something bad once a week 00:36 then every two weeks 00:36 Kommissar Mandar soooo much amazing fast food... 00:36 Daisy Kay now it's just once a month. 00:36 Kommissar Mandar Del Taco 00:36 Daisy Kay oh 00:36 Kommissar Mandar Filibertos 00:36 Carls Jr. 00:36 In-N-Out burger 00:36 Daisy Kay McDonalds... has those huge wraps that are only 360 calories 00:37 Kommissar Mandar IN-N-out burger was the nectar of the gods 00:37 Daisy Kay the only healthy thing on their menu 00:37 Kommissar Mandar lol once you have Western fast food....you can't go back to McDonalds 00:37 Daisy Kay I go to McDonalds because we have very little options here 00:37 Kommissar Mandar I still like taco bell 00:37 actually I love taco bell 00:38 Daisy Kay we have McDonald, Subway, Sonic up the road... 00:38 Kommissar Mandar Sonics good 00:38 I can't order a dorito tacos locos without smiling and giggling 00:38 because it's so decadent and ridiculous 00:38 Daisy Kay local shit... TNT BBQ and... "Whitey's Occasion." 00:38 Kommissar Mandar lol what? 00:39 Daisy Kay this is a small town 00:39 they love their BEEF and DEEP FRIED garbage 00:39 Kommissar Mandar Is that really the name of someting? 00:39 Daisy Kay yeah 00:39 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha 00:39 Daisy Kay I can't stand being here 00:39 I wanna get vegetarian meals 00:39 I wont go vegan because I still like cheese and stuff 00:40 and food with bugs in it 00:40 Kommissar Mandar so much food has bugs in it 00:40 Daisy Kay which is technically all food but 00:40 Kommissar Mandar marshmallows....I believ 00:40 believe* 00:41 Daisy Kay I mean the stuff with red coloring and "shellac" 00:41 yeah 00:41 Kommissar Mandar I'll eat it so long as I can't see the bugs 00:41 Daisy Kay it keeps the marshmallows from sticking together 00:41 hey yeah I always said 00:42 if they made a cricket burger I'd eat it 00:42 Kommissar Mandar but when it comes to like...actual bugs..NOPE 00:42 Daisy Kay there would just have to be no trace of the bug 00:42 Kommissar Mandar I used to have a lollipop with a scorpion in it 00:42 Daisy Kay I wouldn't be able to eat it if I could see the legs and stuff 00:42 Kommissar Mandar I dared so many people to eat that thing 00:42 no takers 00:42 do you get any weird bugs out there, other than the recluses? 00:43 Daisy Kay I see different bugs from time to time 00:43 Kommissar Mandar I...don't do bugs 00:44 I get very squeamish 00:44 Daisy Kay they are okay 00:44 Kommissar Mandar that was the thing with AZ 00:44 Daisy Kay I have learned to live with them... NOT IN MY HOUSE but 00:44 I don't get so upset when I see them. 00:44 Kommissar Mandar I was in my friends kithchen 00:44 kitchen* 00:45 Daisy Kay you got scorps there 00:45 Kommissar Mandar gonna get a slice of cheese 00:45 YES 00:45 One of them ran right across my feet 00:45 Daisy Kay they do not live here 00:45 Kommissar Mandar I"m like....I could have died 00:45 Daisy Kay yeah that is a deal I would like to make with bugs 00:45 "you can live here but do not touch me." 00:45 Kommissar Mandar I'm less forgiving 00:45 Daisy Kay it would be cool if they understood 00:45 Kommissar Mandar I don't want to look at them 00:46 Daisy Kay but they don't 00:46 Kommissar Mandar haha 00:46 Daisy Kay so I take a clear plastic cup and some paper 00:46 Kommissar Mandar like Joe's Apartment 00:46 Daisy Kay and put them outside. 00:46 Kommissar Mandar I would only do that with the slugs that came in my old place 00:46 Because I actually thought they were kind of cute : 3 00:46 And then my roommates would salt them =( 00:47 not cool 00:47 Daisy Kay I put spiders right outside my door. Like, between the walkway and door 00:47 because I know they'll kill intruders 00:47 spiders are our friends. 00:47 Kommissar Mandar except when they're poisonous... 00:48 true though, they do take care of other pest 00:48 pests* 00:48 but really 00:48 fuck centipedes 00:48 that is my worst fear 00:49 Daisy Kay I used to hate them, but 00:49 even though I hate them touching me, I just 00:49 can't be upset 00:49 they're too harmless 00:49 Kommissar Mandar http://www.whetstoneranch.org/images/CENTIPEDE.jpg 00:49 Daisy Kay Having seen worse bugs I just am no longer bothered by our weak american bugs. 00:49 Kommissar Mandar we had these in AZ 00:49 Daisy Kay oh yeah okay ha ha 00:50 that's a lot different 00:50 Kommissar Mandar yeah, these weren't garden centipedes 00:50 these centipedes were out to get ya 00:50 the good thing was though 00:50 Daisy Kay I was thinkin of the common house centipede that people get stupidly scared of. 00:50 It's HARMLESS. 00:51 Kommissar Mandar All the buildings were so new and well kept out there, bugs coming inside wasn't really a big issue 00:51 but...you didn't go outside without shoes on...ever 00:51 lol that pepsiman shirt 00:54 they need to bring back Crystal Pepsi... 00:54 Daisy Kay *sits by you* 01:10 Kommissar Mandar *cheeks flush* 01:11 Daisy Kay *flushes all over* 01:11 Kommissar Mandar *starts rubbing your tensed up shoulders from a hard day at work* 01:12 Daisy Kay *slaps your butt* 01:13 Kommissar Mandar *gasp* you butt toucher! 01:13 *slaps your butt back* 01:14 Daisy Kay the butt toucher is the butt touchee. 01:14 Kommissar Mandar how the tables have turned.... 01:14 *puts my arms around you and snuggles you to me* 01:15 Daisy Kay *Sucks your dick* 01:16 Kommissar Mandar egads! 01:16 *moans and falls on my butt* 01:17 Daisy Kay *thinks about something and then blushes* 01:17 Kommissar Mandar *penny for your thoughts?* 01:17 Daisy Kay penny for your penis 01:18 Kommissar Mandar sold! 01:19 *pulls down pants around ankles* 01:19 Daisy Kay You ever think of a fantasy that might be kind of insensitive 01:19 Kommissar Mandar insensitive? 01:19 well, I'm not really phased by anything... 01:20 Daisy Kay I'm just wonderin 01:20 Kommissar Mandar I'm always worried about going too far with you 01:20 upsetting you 01:20 Daisy Kay heh heh c: 01:21 I like to be abused *blushes* Consentually, obviously, but not in the fantasy. 01:21 Kommissar Mandar well 01:22 I'll say 01:22 Daisy Kay ~ 01:22 Kommissar Mandar If I said I never watched a Nazi-sploitation porno...I'd be lying 01:22 Daisy Kay ~ 01:23 Kommissar Mandar awww 01:24 lol it's almost hard for me to be mean to you, even in fantasy 01:24 Daisy Kay ~ 01:25 Kommissar Mandar beause I just want to put you on a pedastal and treat you like a princes.s.. 01:25 Daisy Kay ~ 01:25 Kommissar Mandar mmm, well rules are rules 01:25 *Get your nasty cock out of here you pervy boy!* 01:25 Daisy Kay *looks down* 01:25 Kommissar Mandar *Yeah, you heard me* 01:26 *This ladies room is for REAL GIRLS* 01:26 *Not boys in dresses* 01:26 Daisy Kay ~ 01:27 Kommissar Mandar *Well then use the BOYS room, dum dum head!* 01:28 *We can't have our bathroom defiled by a Eunuch like you!* 01:29 *Or a wannabe Eunuch* 01:29 *Shoves you* 01:30 Daisy Kay ~ 01:30 Kommissar Mandar *Well then I guess you're just shit out of luck, because you're not going in here!* *Mandy, the belligerent girl raises her fist and shouts* 01:31 *You can't go in the girls bathroom if you're not a girl!* 01:32 Daisy Kay ~ 01:33 Kommissar Mandar *But if you want....(Mandy grins evilly)....we could fix that for you...(whips out a switchblade)* 01:33 ((please stop me if Im going to far)) 01:34 Daisy Kay ~ 01:34 Kommissar Mandar *EEEEEWwwwwww!* 01:35 *Daisy the shitbricker! Daisy the shitbricker!* (Mandy chants and everyone joins in) 01:35 Daisy Kay ~ 01:36 Kommissar Mandar *It is your fault for being a sissy!* 01:37 *Why can't you just be like the other boys!* 01:37 *Instead you come in here dressed like a girl and shitting your pants...what's wrong with you!?* 01:38 Daisy Kay ~ 01:39 ((meanie *blushes*)) 01:39 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy's eyes shift left to right* 01:40 *What'll YOU do for ME if I let you in the stall?* 01:40 Daisy Kay *Daisy's hard cock is lifting her skirt up a bit as it tents out her tight panties. She clutches her skirt against the shaft and looks down "I dunno, I'll do anything, just please lemme go!" He boucnes in place.* 01:42 Kommissar Mandar *You have to lick my feet first! Just like a slave!* 01:45 *then I'll let you use the toilet....* 01:45 Daisy Kay *Darla giggles "Mandy that's weird..." Daisy doesn't say much. She gets on her knees and bends down, kissing the girl's shoe. He looks up, wondering if you want her to kiss your shoe or your actual foot.* 01:46 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy removes her shoe and sock...start licking slimeball!* 01:47 Daisy Kay ~ 01:49 Kommissar Mandar *Keep licking...* 01:50 *Mandy wiggles her toes in your mouth* 01:50 Daisy Kay ~ 01:51 Kommissar Mandar *Awww....did the widdle baby pee her pants?* 01:52 *everyone in the bathroom points and laughs at Daisy's piss-sodden crying form* 01:53 Daisy Kay ~ 01:54 Kommissar Mandar *Haha that's right Darla! Mandy lifts her dress and throws her smooth-shaven pussy in Daisy's face* 01:55 Daisy Kay *Daisy winces, backing away a bit as you thrust your hips forward.* 01:56 Kommissar Mandar *What's the matter? Can't handle the real thing? You stupid cross-dresser!* 01:56 *Mandy grabs the back of Daisy's head and forces his face into her pussy* 01:57 *Mandy grinds her smooth pussy against Daisy's snoot* 01:57 Daisy Kay ~ 01:59 Kommissar Mandar *Hahaha yeah! lets bring him to the nurses office!* 02:00 *Mandy throws Daisy over her shoulder and starts walking down the corridor filled with curious onlookers* 02:01 *The other kids see the mess on Daisy's bottom and begin to point and laugh* 02:01 Daisy Kay ~ 02:01 ~ 02:02 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy tightens her grasp on the screaming soiled, girly boy* 02:02 *Everyone look upon Daisy's shame! Mandy bellows down the hall* 02:03 Daisy Kay ~ 02:03 Sent file darla-cropped.png. 02:04 Kommissar Mandar *Hey Nurse! Look what Daisy did!* *Mandy points out Daisy's soiled bottom* 02:05 ((That drawing is adorable : 3)) 02:05 Daisy Kay *The nurse looks up at Daisy "oh dear... Daisy is that you? Why are you wearing that rediculous outfit?" She takes the dirty boy and sets him on the desk. Daisy looks down, not answering.* 02:07 Kommissar Mandar *You should make him wear diapers! He shits and pisses his pants all the time! He's so gross!* 02:08 Daisy Kay *The nurse nods "Well I already have a lot of work to do. Would you girls mind helping me out here?" Darla laughs, rubbing her hands together in anticipation.* 02:09 Kommissar Mandar *Noooo problem at all!* 02:10 *Mandy unceremoniously pulls Daisy's dress over his head and throws it aside* 02:11 Daisy Kay *Darla's a bit younger than you. She's never seen a boy's privates before. She leans in close and watches as you undress the girly boy.* 02:11 Kommissar Mandar *Take a picture, i'll last longer! Mandy shouts as she shoves Darla aside* *With a sadistic expression spread over her features she grabs the 'special' underwear the nurse keeps on her shelf and holds Daisy down* 02:12 *Reveling in glee with every passing second she wets a napkin and wipes the excess scat from Daisy's bottom* 02:13 Daisy Kay *Darla scoots back up "Come on, let me see..." She raises her hand up, touching the girl's butt. She's trying to be cool and flirt with you as you clean up the boy. She stares at the limp cock and balls just hanging between his legs.* 02:14 *Daisy whines, knowing she's just some plaything to the sadistic girls. He turns away, but he keeps a curious eye on the two.* 02:15 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy loses her patience and punches Darla in her beak-like mouth. "No one...touches him...but me..."* 02:15 *Turning back to her quarry, she gleefully fastens the swaddling clothes onto Daisy's bottom* 02:16 *She can see Daisy's face flushing red as a tomato at all the abject humliation that has befallen him* 02:16 Daisy Kay *Darla blushes, rubbing her snoot. She even liked that kind of contact from Mandy. She looks up a the older girl. "I don't wanna touch HIM. Boys are gross!" She tries to drop a hint. Daisy feels his dick harden, just thinking about two girls like that... Combined with his humiliation he is having a lot of mixed feelings about this.* 02:18 Kommissar Mandar *Yeah, I'll bet you'd like that wouldn't you...two girls going at it..you twisted little pervert!* 02:19 *Don't think I didn't see you blushing* 02:19 Daisy Kay *Darla looks at Daisy then back up at you. "Maybe we should give him a show... let me see what he can't have..." Daisy sits up straight. He looks a bit surprised. You can see his dick tenting out the front of his pampers.* 02:20 *Darla licks her mouth "yeah, you wish you could be a girl... and lez out with other girls... Too bad you're not though."* 02:21 Kommissar Mandar *Haha...too bad for you! Mandy seizes Darla by the collar and viciously tongues her buck toothed mouth* 02:22 Daisy Kay *Darla shudders and moans. She closes her eyes and passionately kisses Mandy. She wonders if her older friend has any idea how much she's been crushing on her. Darla wraps her arms around you and hugs tight. She locks one of her legs around yours.* 02:23 ((I also like not letting boys cum. *grins evily*)) 02:24 Kommissar Mandar *Heh heh heh...Mandy turns away from Darla and pulls out her switchblade again, this time holding it against Daisy's trembling manhood* 02:25 *You listen to me, boy, and you listen good...if you dare reach to touch your filthy worm or cum I'll make you a girl, alright...and it won't be pretty* 02:26 Daisy Kay ~ 02:27 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy starts tonguing Darla, necking her, rough housing her sexually* 02:27 *with one swift motion she tears Darla's dress, revealing her naked tits to the wind* 02:28 *Mandy flicks her nipple with her thumb* 02:28 Daisy Kay *Darla slips her hands down the back of your pants and squeezes your butt. She lets out a little moan of pleasure as you lick and suck her flesh, giving her a hickey on her neck. She gasps as you strip her. Her little nipples harden quickly when you flick them. "ah!"* 02:28 *Darla arches her back "Don't stop, I'm almost there..." she says in short breath.* 02:30 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy fondles the young girl's tit until her pussy floods down her thighs* 02:31 Daisy Kay *Daisy whimpers pathetically. All he can do is sit there and watch. He sighs, looking down at his wet crotch and feeling backed up.* 02:31 Kommissar Mandar *I told you what would happen if you spilt your seed, boy...* 02:33 *Darla drops to her butt, panting, her face flushed* 02:34 Daisy Kay *Daisy whines "I didn't..." he looks down and mumbles "I really wanted to though..."* 02:34 ((mmm... not sure how much longer I can keep this up. I would want to just snuggle you right now and chat about nonsense...)) 02:35 Kommissar Mandar ((I would want to hold you and never let you go and whisper to you how amazing you are until I had no breath left in my lungs)) 02:36 *well....Mandy looks thoughtfully* 02:36 *It's Friday and I think you've endured enough* 02:36 *Let loose your filthy man-seed, IF you must* *sighs* 02:37 Daisy Kay *Daisy grabs himself and barely touches it. He cums rather suddenly. He flops backward and sighs with relief.* 02:39 ((psst. You're cute)) 02:39 Kommissar Mandar ((not as cute as you = P)) 02:39 Daisy Kay ((psst here's a secret. *pecks your cheek*)) 02:39 Kommissar Mandar (( = O *blushes*)) 02:41 Daisy Kay *poke* 02:46 Kommissar Mandar ((Pulls you under the covers and snuggles up to you)) 02:46 ((holds you as she watches a very pretty sunrise coming through the fog)) 02:48 Daisy Kay *Daisy watches the sunrise with you.* 02:49 ah... the east... 02:49 Kommissar Mandar It's prettier in the West 02:49 But this is a very pretty morning 02:49 It's so foggy it looks like London... 02:49 It's foggy as my head : 3 02:50 Daisy Kay well I mean that's where the sun rises. 02:51 And it sets in the west. 02:51 Kommissar Mandar And the West still manages to be prettier in the morning... 02:52 Sent file IMG_0145.JPG. 02:53 Daisy Kay *squeezes you* 02:53 Kommissar Mandar That was on the way to Vegas 02:53 *Sits you on her lap as we play the penny slots and order the questionable looking early bird special...* 02:55 Daisy Kay *plays* 02:57 I haven't have eggs in a while. 02:58 or pancakes 02:58 hmm 02:58 Kommissar Mandar ah man 02:58 Daisy Kay ya know this is weird but 02:58 I like dry pancakes 02:59 Kommissar Mandar I've been feeling like waffles forever 02:59 Daisy Kay I find that they're already full of sugar. 02:59 Kommissar Mandar seriously? 02:59 Like not even with butter? 02:59 Daisy Kay maybe a small amount of butter. 02:59 Kommissar Mandar I couldn't do that 02:59 Daisy Kay french toast 03:00 french toast, no syrup. Just a light dusting of powdered sugar 03:00 and maybe a bit of butter 03:00 Kommissar Mandar All I have for breakfast, if I have breakfast, is eggs 03:00 Daisy Kay I like to scramble eggs 03:00 Kommissar Mandar I'll eat eggs whatever way they come 03:01 just as long as folks don't burn them 03:01 because that crusty business is a no go 03:02 Daisy Kay I used to always eat eggs with sausage. 03:02 Kommissar Mandar that's what I'm talking about.... 03:02 Daisy Kay I miss sausage 03:03 but I am determined to never eat pigs again. 03:03 Kommissar Mandar really? 03:03 Daisy Kay It was the hardest meat to quit... 03:03 Kommissar Mandar yeah... 03:03 It'd be like being a smoker and taking a drag off a cig 03:03 Daisy Kay pigs are delicious... but I couldn't justify it anymore. 03:03 I mean yeah, there are health benefits to not eating pig meat... 03:04 but, they're too smart... 03:04 I have nothing against anyone that wants to eat pigs 03:04 Kommissar Mandar I'm not THAT big of a meat fan 03:04 Daisy Kay but I can't 03:04 Seeing them solve puzzles and even video games I mean 03:04 I can't eat an animal that does that 03:05 Kommissar Mandar fuck man...= ( 03:05 Daisy Kay they're so bright and curious. 03:05 Kommissar Mandar I have never seen a pig play video games 03:05 If it beats King's Quest I'm going and freeing them all from the farms around here 03:06 I admit, I enjoy bacon 03:06 Daisy Kay nah, but 03:06 okay, see 03:06 Kommissar Mandar I dunno, wth meat, it just depends what it is with me 03:06 if its a taco...I'll eat it 03:07 Daisy Kay it solved this game that dogs couldn't even figure out 03:07 Kommissar Mandar I don't go crazy for steak though 03:07 aww 03:07 Daisy Kay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOJJf_zoPDs 03:07 Kommissar Mandar holy shit.... 03:09 Daisy Kay I thought of cows as dumb but I remembered that they are actually very affectionate and have personalities. Cows will even pair up with other cows and form long-lasting friendships. 03:09 Kommissar Mandar That pig is playing Atari 2600 for food... 03:09 And his name his Hamlet... 03:09 cow bros : 3 03:09 I probably wouldn't miss meat that much if I didn't have it anymore 03:10 as long as I have cheese, eggs, mayo and pizza...I'm good 03:10 and eggplant and watermelon 03:10 to balance things out 03:10 Daisy Kay yeah 03:11 I will still eat eggs and cheese 03:11 I'm not vegan. 03:11 Kommissar Mandar yeah, I'd die if I was vegan 03:11 I could not do that 03:11 Daisy Kay I'll quit chicken some day 03:11 the last meat I still eat 03:12 I just need to talk to a doctor first. 03:12 Kommissar Mandar I don't even go for chicken that much 03:12 unless it's fried 03:12 one thing I cook well is fried teriyaki chicken 03:13 well, it's good to me 03:14 people tend to not agree with my cooking 03:15 I'm usually the only one who thinks it's good 03:15 Daisy Kay Chicken needs to be grilled for it to be healthy. 03:15 that's where you get your important vitamins from. 03:15 and it's lower in calories than when it's fried. 03:16 Kommissar Mandar eh 03:16 Daisy Kay I know 03:16 Kommissar Mandar then I just find it to be bland 03:16 Daisy Kay I know, I know 03:16 I feel like the only person who actually PREFERS grilled 03:16 but... it's good! And good FOR you. 03:16 Kommissar Mandar You seem to have this strange gift of actually liking things the healthier way.... 03:17 its a good thing 03:18 Daisy Kay well 03:18 you just need to find that balance 03:19 look for the stuff that's good for you that you happen to like 03:19 and only eat that. 03:19 Kommissar Mandar It's good to get into the habit 03:20 Daisy Kay I like most vegetables. 03:20 Not a big fan of fruit for some reason... 03:20 but I try. 03:20 Kommissar Mandar really? 03:20 Daisy Kay yeah 03:21 Kommissar Mandar I could eat like...a whole watermelon in one sitting 03:21 Daisy Kay I don't like the pulpy, stringy fruit textures 03:21 and that's the part that's good for you 03:21 bananas are nice but they're mostly sugar! 03:21 Kommissar Mandar they have a lot of potassium too 03:22 Daisy Kay Actually you can get just as much from a bowl of spinach 03:22 there are other foods higher in potassium than bananas. 03:22 Kommissar Mandar I love spinach 03:23 Daisy Kay spinach is a super food 03:23 it has TONS of vitamins in it 03:24 Kommissar Mandar Come to think of it I actually like most vegetables 03:24 Daisy Kay though it's iron content was originally thought to be way higher 03:24 it still has a decent amount of iron 03:24 which is good if you still have your period. 03:24 Kommissar Mandar lol i probably have like no iron 03:25 Daisy Kay *puts you in shortpants and bounces you on her knee.* 03:25 It's almost 5:30 here 03:25 Kommissar Mandar oh baby 03:26 my getaway sticks 03:26 Are you usually nocturnal? 03:26 it's funny, I meant to ask you that like 5 hours ago 03:27 and it's been bothering me lol 03:27 Daisy Kay usually sometimes. 03:27 Kommissar Mandar The information is all in my head lol, it just takes 5 hours to call it forward 03:27 I'm nocturnal most of the time 03:28 what time to you go to the awfice? 03:28 Daisy Kay I try to wake up before noon but, well... 03:30 Kommissar Mandar I sleep..all over the place 03:30 sometimes I'll just take a nap 03:31 sometimes I'll sleep till 2pm 03:31 sometimes I'll stay up till 2pm and just take a nap then 03:31 Daisy Kay I have been trying to fix myself for a long time. 03:31 My sleep patterns are still wonky 03:31 but it used to be I would always fall asleep one hour later every night. 03:31 Kommissar Mandar I do the same thing! 03:32 I can usually get back on a regular schedule by either staying up like 24-48 hours straight or just cheating and taking some klonopin at like 8pm 03:33 holy shit 03:33 Daisy Kay I was supposed to be born on a different planet 03:33 clearly 03:33 Kommissar Mandar I think that goes for the both of us 03:34 One time I tried to get back on schedule 03:34 and I took like...4 klonopin... 03:34 and I slept for 48 solid hours straight 03:34 I woke up...just not knowing how much time had passed 03:34 It was like that Angry Beavers episode... 03:35 NORBERT? HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN ASLEEP? 03:35 Daisy Kay that is a good way to waste muscle mass and get bedsores 03:36 ha ha 03:36 Kommissar Mandar hahaha 03:37 and just...trip yourself out lol 03:37 I never expected that to happen, I just went to bed on Tuesday and then it was Thursday 03:38 I have vague reccollections of maybe waking up to Friends being on....that's it 03:39 A pink, undulating David Schwimmers face greeting you like Charon as you drift into the bowels of oblivion.... 03:40 Daisy Kay I once picked up a phone and held a conversation 03:40 in my sleep 03:40 Kommissar Mandar I have heard of people doing that before 03:40 Daisy Kay oh man 03:40 I never lost track of time so solidly before... 03:40 um... 03:40 like 03:41 I have never been TRULY unconscious 03:41 until I needed surgery 03:41 Kommissar Mandar ah man, that's the best 03:41 I like to imagine 'Strawberry Fields' by the Beatles playing in my head as I go under 03:42 Daisy Kay I watched the stuff going into my arm, and there was this countdown or something? 03:42 then... 03:42 nothing 03:42 like being dead. 03:42 Kommissar Mandar What'd you get surgery for? 03:42 Daisy Kay I wake up, having no idea how much time passed 03:42 Kommissar Mandar It's awesome! 03:42 Daisy Kay it was like... one minute I was under and then instantly waking up. 03:42 I think I made some stupid jokes when I got up 03:43 like, there were tubes going up my nose 03:43 Kommissar Mandar I just wanted a cigarette really bad 03:43 Daisy Kay so I said "I look like nostril dumbass." 03:43 Kommissar Mandar and the thing was, I didn't even smoke 03:44 Daisy Kay and that was the most coherent joke I made 03:44 Kommissar Mandar AHAHAHAHAHA holy shit... 03:44 Daisy Kay the rest of the stuff I said was like "oh look... goo." 03:44 Kommissar Mandar that is...the worst 03:44 Daisy Kay I had a jackson pratt tube inside me. 03:44 Kommissar Mandar I never had one of those 03:45 Daisy Kay the naaaastiest 03:45 like 03:45 Kommissar Mandar that probably makes surgery a lot less fun 03:45 Daisy Kay they never show THAT on hospital shows 03:45 it's this gross tube with a bulb on the end 03:45 and the bulb slowly fills with sludge that is inside you. 03:45 it starts out red because your blood is infected 03:46 and you know it's all done when the liquid comes out yellow. 03:46 Kommissar Mandar That's just not fun 03:46 Daisy Kay and it takes days 03:46 I was so scared I was going to roll over and pop it off 03:46 Kommissar Mandar *shudders* 03:46 Daisy Kay oh 03:46 the best part is when it came out 03:47 "this is going to feel weird" 03:47 that was an UNDERSTATEMENT. 03:47 Kommissar Mandar Why on earth...did you need that? 03:47 Daisy Kay IT IS THE WEIRDEST SENSATION I EVER FELT. 03:47 Kommissar Mandar I"m curious now... 03:47 but would rather opt out 03:47 Daisy Kay LIKE AN OLD MAN SLURPED SPAGHETTI OUT OF MY STOMACH 03:47 Kommissar Mandar oh holky fuck... 03:47 Daisy Kay haha 03:47 it didn't hurt but 03:48 Kommissar Mandar that would kill my surgery groove 03:48 Daisy Kay I made a sound like "HUAAH?!!" 03:48 Kommissar Mandar AHAHAHA 03:48 Daisy Kay I was not ready 03:48 Kommissar Mandar that's just...terrible 03:48 Daisy Kay see 03:48 Kommissar Mandar shit 03:48 Daisy Kay it's coiled around 03:48 inside you 03:48 and you don't have like 03:48 Kommissar Mandar I look forward to my surgeries 03:48 Daisy Kay pain there 03:49 Kommissar Mandar I get to trip and and get free vicodin, it's a win win for me 03:49 Daisy Kay You feel this tube 03:49 Kommissar Mandar pain or not... 03:49 Daisy Kay rubbing against all your organs 03:49 no pain 03:49 Kommissar Mandar yeah, that's terrible 03:49 Daisy Kay just 03:49 normally you don't get touched there 03:49 hahaha 03:49 Kommissar Mandar it sounds like the most hellishly alien sensation anyone could have 03:49 yeah, normally I don't get touched there 03:49 Daisy Kay It's funny 03:50 My appendix burst. Like, two years ago. 03:50 Kommissar Mandar oh god, I still have mine 03:50 I always think about that happening 03:50 Daisy Kay It gave me an infection 03:50 well 03:50 you should know when it happens 03:51 me, I did not, because of TWO false alarms. 03:51 I kept thinking I just had a tummy ache 03:51 Kommissar Mandar I'm so sorry you had to go through that = ( 03:51 Daisy Kay So I had this burst appendix inside me for maybe 03:52 1.5 weeks 03:52 Kommissar Mandar jesus christ..how are you alive? 03:52 Daisy Kay and I was in the hospital for 5 days 03:52 Kommissar Mandar I thought those killed you in a matter of days 03:52 Daisy Kay my parents drove 1000 miles to take care of me for one week 03:53 then two more weeks of having to stay at home 03:53 Kommissar Mandar awww 03:53 Daisy Kay *pokes tummy* 03:54 the surgery scar isn't noticable since it was in my belly button. 03:54 Kommissar Mandar That still sucks that you had to go through all that 03:54 Daisy Kay and there are two dimples below my belly button 03:54 where tubs had gone in 03:55 Kommissar Mandar My surgeries were completely superfluous 03:55 yeah...I never want that to happen to me 03:55 Daisy Kay I wish my scars were cooler like... lightening bolt shaped. 03:55 Kommissar Mandar Am I sick for enjoying my surgeries lol? 03:55 Daisy Kay they just dots. 03:55 Kommissar Mandar Harry Potter stomach 03:55 shit 03:55 I would go in 03:56 Get knocked out, which I thought was awesome 03:56 wake up after 2 hours 03:56 get my meds 03:56 go home 03:56 Get high on vic and play Elder Scrolls Oblivion and read the Dark Tower series 03:56 rinse, repeat 03:56 it's kind of sad that like...that summer was the best summer of my life 03:57 it was before all my friends moved away 03:57 me and my cousin were still close 03:58 and they'd all come visit me 03:58 Daisy Kay me gonna pass out 03:58 Kommissar Mandar aww 03:59 *tucks you in all warm and kisses you on the forehead* 03:59 Daisy Kay *tucks YOU in* 04:00 Kommissar Mandar : 3 04:01 *noogies you* 19:33 Daisy Kay noogies 19:34 Kommissar Mandar I do it all for the noogie 19:34 today sucked 19:34 Daisy Kay I'm sorry 19:34 you okay now? 19:34 Kommissar Mandar I'm alright 19:35 My Aun't dog died is what happened 19:35 they live down the street 19:35 it's pretty heartbreaking because our dog has been buddies with hers since they were born 19:36 and now... 19:36 Daisy Kay aw 19:36 Kommissar Mandar My dog doesn't get that her friend is gone = ( 19:36 Daisy Kay yeah. 19:36 Kommissar Mandar I'm dreading the day my dog goes... 19:37 she's 10 years old, a cancer survivor 19:37 Daisy Kay I get sad but I try not to let it totally kill me 19:38 Kommissar Mandar She seems surprisingly healthy though 19:38 Daisy Kay I mean, part of why I get rats is because, like... 19:38 their lifespans are short 19:38 but if I can handle it then I know I'm okay 19:38 Kommissar Mandar yeah... 19:39 part of the reason I kind of want a parrot is that they live for like...ever 19:40 Daisy Kay ha ha 19:40 Kommissar Mandar and I could teach it to say funny shit 19:40 Daisy Kay I would be too worried about dying before it 19:40 how about an african grey 19:41 Kommissar Mandar I'd rather have a colorful one 19:41 a blue one 19:41 have it chill on my shoulder 19:42 Daisy Kay I mean because 19:42 they are really smart, like 19:42 smartest birds on the planet. 19:42 Kommissar Mandar really? 19:42 I don't know much about them 19:42 So how was your day? 19:50 Daisy Kay It was all fine. I think I might make another comic before I head home. 19:50 Kommissar Mandar nice 19:51 oh God 21:06 I just tried drawing one of my character in MS paint 21:06 It looks like something the CD-I would shit out lol 21:06 Daisy Kay i like mspaint 21:35 Kommissar Mandar There's something about doodling in MS paint that's just so...relaxing 21:35 Sent file Mike dawsonnnnn.png. 22:19 Shit I'm bored lol.... 22:19 Daisy Kay I'm doing some manual dithering in mspaint. 22:19 Kommissar Mandar I don't even know how to do that 22:20 Daisy Kay I know there should be a program for that... 22:21 but, well... 22:21 Man, I have not played Harvester. 22:21 Kommissar Mandar holy shit you have too 22:22 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzNQFONW4Gg&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCzNQFONW4Gg&has_verified=1 22:22 the best FMV game in my opinion 22:22 Daisy Kay I have played so many point and click games 22:23 Kommissar Mandar I'm gonna do a playthrough of it after I"m done with Phantasmagoria 22:23 Harvester I haven't played but I watched a Retsupurae of it 22:24 it's a...very unique story lol 22:24 like a more fucked up version of the Matri 22:24 Matrix* 22:24 I'd love to play through Darkseed 2, but no one's been able to convert it to something that can be played on Windows 7 yet 22:25 Daisy Kay well let's play it on PS1. 22:27 Kommissar Mandar There was PS1 version? 22:28 Well I'll be a baboons asshole 22:28 I did not know it was released for PS1 22:28 I thought it was PC-only 22:29 Daisy Kay I'd suggest Saturn too 22:29 but my Saturn has no working sound 22:29 I wonder if I could repair it... 22:29 Kommissar Mandar I'm jealous that you actually have one 22:30 though 22:30 If I was gonna buy an obscure console with some extra cash 22:30 Daisy Kay I will re-collect all my old games... 22:30 but probably not my NES collection 22:30 not unless I get rich. 22:30 Kommissar Mandar the first thing I wanna go for is a Phillips CD-i 22:30 I didn't own all too many games when I was a kid 22:31 I mostly rented them 22:32 Daisy Kay I had a CD-i. It was one of the ones that got sold... 22:32 at least I didn't spend money on it. 22:32 Someone found it in an attic and gave it to me. 22:32 Kommissar Mandar haha that's awesome 22:33 Daisy Kay I found a gamecube in a basement. 22:33 Kommissar Mandar I actually think Zelda's Adventure looks like a really good game 22:33 I've gotten a CD-i emulator to work once upon a time 22:33 and played Wand of Gamelon and Faces of Evil 22:34 christ, they were shit... 22:34 I mean, actually playing as Zelda was a really cool concept 22:37 it just turned out to be....shit 22:37 Daisy Kay *snuggles your butt* 23:01 Kommissar Mandar *Purrs* 23:02 I wish you were here to walk on my back right now... 23:02 Daisy Kay dithering: https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/465009026598567936 23:02 the hair and the background 23:03 Kommissar Mandar I like it! 23:03 gator klurf 23:03 Daisy Kay She is just toothsome. 23:05 Kommissar Mandar *huggles you* 23:05 haha 23:06 my buddy messages me and asks "did you MS Paint Batista from Dexter?" 23:07 fuck that show lol 23:07 I've never seen a show start with such good first 3/4 seasons 23:08 and then so quickly go to utter shit 23:08 Daisy Kay I find it absurd to have the message of "murder is bad" after five seasons of it. 23:08 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 23:09 Daisy Kay And it's a cartoony fake show 23:09 I don't need it to be realistic. 23:09 Kommissar Mandar Thank you! 23:09 It probably would have worked better as a cartoon 23:09 After the season with John Lithgow you can tell the writers just stopped caring 23:10 DAMMIT, I DON'T WANT TO WRITE LINES FOR THESE STUPID KIDS 23:10 Daisy Kay I get it that he is like what a real batman would be. That's a decent commentary. Does not need so many fucking episodes to tell that same story though. 23:10 Kommissar Mandar SEND THEM TO GRANDMAS HOUSE 23:10 My buddy watched that show till the end...I don't know why 23:11 DEXTER, I'M YOUR SPIRIT MOM 23:11 it was just terrible... 23:11 Daisy Kay I have the same problem with other crime shows 23:11 make a crime comedy and stick with it 23:12 They forgot Breaking Bad was a comedy 23:12 Kommissar Mandar I can only watch them for so long 23:12 Daisy Kay and ruined it. 23:12 Kommissar Mandar eh 23:12 it was a dark comedy 23:12 Daisy Kay It was! 23:12 Kommissar Mandar I liked the way it wrapped up 23:12 Daisy Kay and it did wrap up nice but there were a few episodes that just 23:13 kept plodding on 23:13 felt like filler. 23:13 Kommissar Mandar it was still amazing 23:13 Daisy Kay Maybe the Saul show will be better 23:13 Kommissar Mandar YES!! 23:13 I can't wait for that 23:13 Daisy Kay There wont be a need for a heavy-handed "lesson." 23:13 Kommissar Mandar I'll admit, I'm a sucker for a moral ambiguity story 23:14 thank you! 23:14 Daisy Kay Skyler isn't a bitch. She's realisticly reacting to what's going on. 23:14 Kommissar Mandar Not everything needs to have a lesson 23:14 She's not a bitch 23:14 But in the end you really just want to see Heisenburg win 23:14 Daisy Kay that's the problem 23:15 Kommissar Mandar Well....I did 23:15 Daisy Kay they shouldn't have included that element. 23:15 because it made some real assholes come out and just 23:15 say awful shit 23:15 or, alternatively... 23:15 Kommissar Mandar Well, I always root for the villians in most shows 23:16 but yeah 23:16 Skyler was basically just a realistic character 23:16 Daisy Kay they could make a show where the female lead makes drugs and her husband is the killjoy that you hate 23:16 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, I recall you making a post about that 23:16 Daisy Kay I would watch the shit out of that 23:16 Kommissar Mandar the cliche "female responsible killjoy" 23:16 and I fucking hate that shit 23:16 It's why I love Game of Thrones 23:17 The women are worse than the men : 3 23:17 Daisy Kay and also 23:17 when women are antiheros 23:17 it's usually sexually motivated 23:17 like they can't just be drug dealers or murderers they gotta be sexually active while doing it. Maybe show a tit. 23:18 Walter White never had to show his balls. 23:18 Kommissar Mandar Well he showed his ass a few times 23:18 lol jk 23:18 I like when women are violent for the sake of being violent 23:19 Again, Game of Thrones, everyone just lusts for power and fucks everyone else over, men and women 23:19 and it's beautiful 23:19 Every Sunday 23:20 You can find me in the GoT thread screaming 23:20 Because people don't fucking understand the point of the show 23:20 THAT CHARACTER DID A GOOD THING AND THEN HE DID A BAD THING 23:20 Daisy Kay peter dinklage. 23:20 Kommissar Mandar MY COMPLETELY BINARY BLACK AND WHITE MORAL PERCEPTION DOESN'T ALLOW ME TO COMPREHEND THAT 23:21 Tyrion's one of my favorites : 3 23:21 but yeah 23:21 essentially 23:21 there is no 'lesson' being shoved down your throat with GoT 23:22 Daisy Kay I just felt like saying that name 23:22 are there wizards 23:22 how about dragons 23:22 Kommissar Mandar it's just 'people are assholes and are capable of great good and evil' 23:22 Daisy Kay court jesters 23:22 bards 23:22 Kommissar Mandar there are dragons and really awesome court jesters 23:22 there is a magic eunuch 23:22 Daisy Kay hobgoblins? 23:23 Kommissar Mandar he's one of my favorites 23:23 lol 23:23 Daisy Kay nermals 23:23 lousy louies 23:23 Kommissar Mandar It's actually not so much about typical 'fantasy' and more about medieval politics 23:23 LOL nermals 23:23 there's a lady who can make ghosts come out of her cooch 23:23 Daisy Kay necronancy 23:24 Kommissar Mandar AHAHAHA 23:24 that's what her name should have been 23:25 Daisy Kay okay so there are jesters, dragons, and ghosts... 23:25 golems? 23:25 jewish golems that you feed scrolls to 23:25 Kommissar Mandar http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/patchface.jpg 23:26 the creepiest jester... 23:26 the only 'magical' things 23:26 are dragons, ice zombies, and ghost cooch lady 23:26 oh 23:26 and death Scientology 23:26 Daisy Kay jugglers? 23:27 Kommissar Mandar lol yes 23:27 Daisy Kay Are there any jugglers? 23:27 what do they juggle 23:27 Kommissar Mandar I remember not what is juggled 23:27 Daisy Kay I am sorry I'm teasing your show that I've never seen this is just fun 23:27 Kommissar Mandar but one of them is named Butterbumps 23:27 lol its fine! 23:27 Daisy Kay I like that 23:27 there is an actual juggler 23:27 Kommissar Mandar yes 23:27 Daisy Kay good guess, Daisy. 23:27 Kommissar Mandar he sings and juggles 23:28 Daisy Kay Does anyone ever eat a massive drumstick 23:28 Kommissar Mandar Not a massive drumstick 23:28 but this dude eats like...two whole chickens 23:28 Daisy Kay Does someone drink a large amount of mead and then go "HUAAAAH" and all his friends go "HUAAAAH" 23:29 Kommissar Mandar and someone gets murdered while taking a shit this season 23:29 That happens several times 23:29 usually accompanied by song 23:29 Daisy Kay HAHAHA 23:30 I'm giggling so much 23:30 Kommissar Mandar it's like that scene from Austin Powers "why don't you kill him while he's on the crapper" 23:30 And someone actually does it.... 23:30 Me too : 3 23:30 Daisy Kay does someone have curly shoes 23:30 Kommissar Mandar YES! 23:30 Daisy Kay HAHA 23:31 Kommissar Mandar The magic eunuch wears curly shoes 23:31 Daisy Kay I'm fucking dying 23:31 Kommissar Mandar this is fucking great X D 23:31 Daisy Kay Does someone act all smug and then laugh because you don't know their true power 23:33 Kommissar Mandar about 43 times, yes 23:33 Daisy Kay I'm so tired of that. 23:33 I hate smug characters that just never stop being smug. 23:33 Kommissar Mandar and at one point the words "start the jousting before I piss myself" are uttered 23:33 you would hate this show then 23:33 Daisy Kay Why set up someone like that if you're not going to knock them down once in a while. 23:33 if it does that 23:34 then I'm interested again 23:34 Kommissar Mandar A character in the tviv thread was actually dubbed "Smug Spice" 23:34 and he deserved that title 23:34 he does die though 23:34 Daisy Kay haha 23:34 Kommissar Mandar everybody dies 23:34 that's what makes it fun 23:35 Daisy Kay if I was a protagonist and some evil guy was laughing and acting smug I wouldn't let it get to me I'd just roll my eyes and say "just fucking kill me already" 23:35 "You can not defeat me, for you see" "I don't FUCKING CARE. SHUT UP. YOU'RE ANNOYING THE HELL OUT OF ME." 23:36 Kommissar Mandar lol 23:36 every anime ever 23:36 Daisy Kay "OH MY GOD you are SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I don't even want to FIGHT YOU now. You can have the world if you just SHUT UP." 23:37 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 23:37 WELCOME TO DIE 23:38 Daisy Kay I also hate when those bad guys just die 23:39 Kommissar Mandar Are you into Stephen King novels? 23:39 Daisy Kay it's more satisfying when their power is stripped. 23:39 Kommissar Mandar because that's basically every Stephen King novel 23:39 Daisy Kay Then they have to prove themselves all over again 23:39 and they become interesting. 23:39 I've read a few Kings. I dunno I am not keen on his writing style. 23:40 Kommissar Mandar see now 23:40 I like his actual style and how he presents imagery 23:40 but he's just...not that great at actually making a story 23:41 it's hard to explain 23:41 like 23:41 He's really good at building things up, but the payoff always sucks 23:41 Daisy Kay balki was eaten by meatballs. 23:42 Kommissar Mandar AHAHAHA 23:42 The Langoliers! 23:42 Daisy Kay lol 23:42 see I love his tv specials. 23:42 Kommissar Mandar I"m sorry, that's one of my favorite movies 23:42 Daisy Kay People don't know that they're supposed to be funny 23:42 Kommissar Mandar Bronson fucking Pichot 23:42 he sold that movie 23:43 Daisy Kay i kind of liked sleepwalkers too... parts of it. 23:43 his stuff is better on TV though 23:43 Kommissar Mandar I have not seen sleepwalkers 23:43 however 23:44 one movie of his that was...amazing was Apt Pupil 23:44 Sadistic boy becomes pals with an Ex-Nazi 23:44 Daisy Kay weirdly enough we saw that in theaters, the whole family. 23:44 Kommissar Mandar haha oh wow 23:44 Daisy Kay it made me uncomfortable. 23:44 Maybe viewing it again alone will be different. 23:45 Kommissar Mandar From what my buddy says the book is far, far worse 23:45 it's one of my favorite movies 23:45 Daisy Kay but yeah 23:45 um 23:45 langoliers, shining, it, tommyknockers, all funny tv movies. 23:46 Kommissar Mandar IT was hilarious 23:46 KISS ME, FAT BOY 23:47 a buddy of mine said 23:47 Daisy Kay "IT" actually gave me nightmares as a kid because I was the same age as those kids and usually you didn't see kids getting terrorized/killed. 23:47 "I could be murdered by a creep." 23:48 Kommissar Mandar "It's like they gave Tim Curry meth and he wandered onto the set, and they just decided to film around him" 23:48 I first saw it when I was 18 23:48 Daisy Kay like 23:48 I didn't think 23:48 a shapeshifting space spider would kill me 23:48 but a real person. 23:48 Kommissar Mandar exactly 23:48 Daisy Kay It made me contemplate an actual person killing me ha ha 23:49 Kommissar Mandar the whole shapeshifting spider thing made it cheesy as shit 23:49 Daisy Kay and yet I am still scared of the dark 23:49 Kommissar Mandar I don't sleep in the dark 23:49 I always have like 3 lava lamps on 23:49 I had a really, really bad problem with the dark when I was a kid 23:50 Daisy Kay I am too scared to dream. 23:50 Kommissar Mandar when I was 10 and 11 I would have terrible panic attacks EVERY night 23:50 Daisy Kay I fall asleep to playlists of TV shows 23:51 Kommissar Mandar you don't dream at all? 23:51 Daisy Kay used to be I had to sleep with a tv on 23:51 Kommissar Mandar I do the same thing 23:51 Daisy Kay oh I do because you can't really shut your brain off 23:51 but I can reduce it. 23:51 I can minimize my nightmares if The Simpsons or whatever is playing. 23:51 Kommissar Mandar you get nightmares a lot? 23:52 Daisy Kay When I was a teen 23:52 I had something called Sleep Paralysis 23:52 and it was the more extreme kind that came with hallucinations. 23:52 basically you wake up but you're still between sleep and waking. 23:53 Kommissar Mandar oh god, that's terrible 23:53 Daisy Kay Your body wont move. 23:53 Kommissar Mandar I've read a lot about that 23:53 Daisy Kay you look around at your room and 23:53 Kommissar Mandar it has only ever happened to me once 23:53 Daisy Kay man I just shut up eyes 23:53 I felt 23:53 Kommissar Mandar Did you ever see an old woman? 23:53 Daisy Kay hands 23:53 on me 23:53 No old woman. 23:53 Kommissar Mandar oh god... 23:53 Daisy Kay just hands 23:54 Kommissar Mandar that's a vision a lot of people with SP see 23:54 Daisy Kay lots of hands touching me 23:54 lightly. 23:54 I would never actually LOOK at whatever creature was standing there in my room 23:54 Kommissar Mandar that's....fucking terrifying 23:54 Daisy Kay they would stand at the right side of my bed. 23:54 I could feel them there. I'd know it. The first time I actually saw the shadowy figure then after that I always closed my eyes tight. 23:55 I didn't want to look at whatever was there. 23:55 Kommissar Mandar Does it still happen to you? 23:56 Daisy Kay I believe that if I ever woke up in silence 23:56 that it would 23:56 but with lights and talking going on I get a decent sleep. 23:56 Kommissar Mandar that's good 23:57 I was first introduced to the concept of SP on a forum when I was like 15 23:57 Daisy Kay It was so hard to convince my parents that I needed a radio to sleep even 23:57 Kommissar Mandar I actually didn't sleep for 2 nights after the idea of it freaked me out so much 23:57 Daisy Kay They flat-out refused to let me sleep with a tv. 23:57 Kommissar Mandar So did my parents11 23:57 they didn't get it... 23:57 Daisy Kay the best night's sleeps I got were when my dad would come into the living room and watch something. 23:57 I would actually just... calm down... and actually go to sleep peacefully. 23:58 Kommissar Mandar aww 23:58 I"m sorry you had to go through that shit 23:58 luckily I never hallucinated 23:58 but 23:58 Whenever I tried to go to sleep at night 23:59 Daisy Kay I only woke up screaming once 23:59 Kommissar Mandar This incredible feeling of abject dread would just come over me 23:59 that something was in the room waiting to kill me 23:59 I'd swear i'd see movement out of the corner of my eye 23:59 turn...nothing would be there 23:59 Daisy Kay yeah 23:59 Saturday, 10. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar When I did fall asleep I wouldn't have nightmares 00:00 Daisy Kay I saw a pitch-black humanoid shape walk towards the wall and disappear. 00:00 Kommissar Mandar But getting to sleep...was awful 00:00 I suffered from insomnia a long time because of it 00:00 Daisy Kay I didn't care if I just hallucinated it. 00:00 I was bothered that my brain made me see it at all. 00:00 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, hallucination or not 00:00 I'd shit bricks 00:00 I'm 25 years old 00:01 And if I saw a black humanoid shape ANYWHERE in this room right now 00:01 I would not be in it 00:01 Daisy Kay There was real stuff in my life that was scary and yet I was so scared by shit that was not real. 00:01 Kommissar Mandar I'm the type to be more scared of the shit that wasn't real 00:01 Daisy Kay That's apparently common 00:02 Kommissar Mandar "The hell I don't know is scarier than the one I do" 00:02 Daisy Kay for kids that have been through trauma. 00:02 to be afraid of things that aren't real 00:02 Kommissar Mandar I still swear that I have repressed memories 00:03 of something terrible happening to me as a kid 00:03 Daisy Kay Yeah. 00:04 Kommissar Mandar I was diagnosed with PTSD when I was 11 00:04 And I still don't know why 00:04 Daisy Kay I have memories of bad stuff happening. I have a really detailed long-term memory. 00:04 Kommissar Mandar the biggest symptom of repressed memories is short term memory loss 00:04 Daisy Kay For some reason my brain thinks all the stuff that happened to me from age 2 and up is important 00:04 tiny tiny details. 00:04 Kommissar Mandar Because your brain practices forceful 'forgetting' as a habit 00:04 and starts doing it all the time 00:05 Daisy Kay but there is a slight gap involving my second father, my youngest brother's father 00:05 I don't remember what he did to scare me into forgetting about him 00:05 but I was afraid of him 00:05 WELL 00:06 ya know 00:06 Kommissar Mandar It's best to leave repressed memories where they are, I think 00:06 Daisy Kay *picks you up and spins you around* 00:06 *plays some happy music* 00:07 Kommissar Mandar : 3 00:07 Daisy Kay *throws a firecracker at the wall* 00:07 Kommissar Mandar *gives you a wedgie* 00:07 Daisy Kay *blushes* 00:08 that's cute 00:09 Kommissar Mandar I like teasing you : 3 00:09 *spanks your butt* 00:09 Daisy Kay playful roughousing is cute 00:09 Kommissar Mandar that it is 00:10 I like being held upside down by my pants : 3 00:10 Daisy Kay I'll hold you upside down and make you pee yourself. 00:11 And then the pee gets on your face 00:11 *shakes you by your ankles* 00:12 Kommissar Mandar = O 00:12 It's probably really easy to make me pee myself 00:12 just make me laugh too hard 00:13 or tickle me 00:13 Daisy Kay Or do nothing because you're a big baby that pees her pants. 00:13 *hums softly, playing with your hair* 00:14 Kommissar Mandar *pees her pampers while on your lap* 00:14 Daisy Kay *tsks* You are 25 years old! When are you going to grow up? *pats your bottom.* 00:15 Kommissar Mandar *smiles* *Never, so long a you stay my Mama Daisy* : 3 00:17 *Cuddles up to your chest* 00:17 Daisy Kay *puts a bottle in your mouth* 00:18 Kommissar Mandar mmmm *sucks on her ba-ba* ((that's what I used to call it when I was little : 3)) 00:18 Daisy Kay *Holds you close, rubbing her hand from your butt to your crotch, moving up and down.* 00:19 Kommissar Mandar *mmm that feels good, Mama Daisy..* 00:20 *Starts to rock her hips along with your rubbing* 00:20 Daisy Kay c: 00:21 Kommissar Mandar *nuzzles your neck* 00:24 Daisy Kay *kisses your forehead* 00:24 Kommissar Mandar *M-m-mama Daisy...* 00:26 *Will you choke me again.....please?* *looks up at you beseechingly* 00:27 Daisy Kay aw... Hmm... I will do that soon as I can, but I don't know how long I will be awake for tonight. 00:28 do you have any desired scenarios? 00:28 Kommissar Mandar hmmm 00:30 Daisy Kay you can tell me anything 00:31 Kommissar Mandar awww 00:31 How about...just good ol' you taking advantage of me 00:32 only if you're not too tired though 00:32 Daisy Kay okay. I just mean, you know... It's fun to come up with ideas. Locations and characters and motivation... 00:34 Kommissar Mandar well I do have one 00:34 but I don't want to make you uncomfortable 00:35 I was thinking along the lines of you being a Lady SS soldier 00:35 but only if that's okay with you 00:36 Daisy Kay hmm 00:36 go on 00:36 My only hesitation comes from the fact that the guy who did bad stuff to me liked nazi stuff... among other things. 00:38 Kommissar Mandar Nevermind then 00:38 Daisy Kay but I still have... fantasies about being molested... 00:38 *blushes* it's okay 00:38 I like to um 00:38 do stuff 00:38 Kommissar Mandar I care about you too much to put you in any kind of uncomfortable position 00:39 Daisy Kay I like to arouse. 00:39 heh heh well 00:39 I might be historically inaccurate 00:39 would that be a turn off? 00:39 Kommissar Mandar pfffffttt 00:39 the story I'm writing now is a lot to do with Nazis 00:39 I guarantee you maybe 15 percent is accurate 00:39 but really 00:40 I don't want you to be uncomfortable 00:40 or bring back bad memories for you 00:40 how about this 00:40 I have a better one 00:41 but still, I don't know if it's in bad taste 00:41 How do you feel about Eunuchs? 00:41 Daisy Kay heh heh I never thought about them much c: 00:41 Kommissar Mandar I could be a princess 00:42 And you could be a eunuch guard 00:42 Daisy Kay go on 00:42 that is fascinating 00:42 Kommissar Mandar I tease you about being a Eunuch, having all your stuff chopped off 00:42 until you snap 00:42 and choke me 00:42 I've had an odd fascination with eunuchs forever 00:43 Daisy Kay I could stare you down. 00:43 holding your neck 00:43 Kommissar Mandar oooooh 00:43 Daisy Kay until I don't hear anymore breathing 00:43 Kommissar Mandar oh god yes 00:43 Daisy Kay your eyes rolling back, your face a deep purplish-red 00:43 and you actually go limp 00:44 I have to bring you back 00:44 just to choke you again 00:44 *kisses your neck* 00:44 Kommissar Mandar holy shit... 00:44 yes.... 00:44 Daisy Kay well it's good to know what will make you explode. 00:44 c: 00:44 Kommissar Mandar Ye : 3 00:45 *Princess Mandy gives you a good stern look* 00:45 *Hey Daisy! why don't you be a good eunuch slave and come over here and rub my feet!* 00:46 Daisy Kay Why don't you go fuck yourself 00:47 c: 00:47 Kommissar Mandar *Princess Mandy's jaw drops to the ground as her slave responds with such insolence* 00:48 Daisy Kay I'm insolent! 00:48 I wanna give you what you deserve so bad but I'm so hungries. *holds tum tum* 00:49 Kommissar Mandar *You dickless, worthless slime, the king could have your head for that!* 00:49 awww 00:49 : 3 00:49 Go get some fuds 00:49 I'm eating cucumbers 00:49 Daisy Kay What should I watch as I eat and exercise 00:50 MMM 00:50 Cucumbers make me burp if I eat a lot of em. 00:50 Kommissar Mandar that's another veggie that I just dig my face into and not give a fuck 00:50 ahaha 00:50 Daisy Kay it's a cool refreshing burp though 00:50 Kommissar Mandar I know1 00:50 Pepsi had a cucumber soda 00:51 but it was only available in Japan = ( 00:51 Daisy Kay ya know what 00:51 I'm gonna give you these other Kit-Kats 00:51 They really must be shared. 00:52 Kommissar Mandar aww 00:52 Daisy Kay Wacky flavors 00:52 Why don't we have more of that in America 00:53 why is everything all safe 00:53 Kommissar Mandar Because white people don't like change O_O 00:53 Daisy Kay The closest we got it 00:53 Jones Soda? is that still around? 00:53 Kommissar Mandar and holy shit you have wacky kit kats? 00:53 I believe so 00:53 at least around here 00:53 Daisy Kay okay yeah 00:53 too bad I hate soda 00:54 Kommissar Mandar I love soda 00:54 Daisy Kay oh wait 00:54 they have candy 00:54 Kommissar Mandar the closest I found to that pepsi 00:54 was this 00:54 Daisy Kay hmm 00:54 nothing weird though 00:55 Kommissar Mandar Sent file IMG_0094.JPG. 00:55 I could only find it in AZ 00:55 Daisy Kay he he 00:56 Kommissar Mandar it was the nectar of the gods 00:56 the pepsi one I believe is discontinued as well 00:58 Daisy Kay hm 01:00 I liked this candy called collon. 01:00 Kommissar Mandar it looks like it has an interesting texture 01:00 Daisy Kay haha 01:00 yeah it's tube-shaped wafers 01:01 it's like combos but sweet 01:01 Kommissar Mandar interesting.. 01:01 oh good lord 01:02 I was looking up what crystal pepsis were on ebay right now (a habit, I must admit) 01:02 okay. 01:02 name something wrong with this picture 01:02 http://www.ebay.com/itm/PEPSI-COLA-2-16Oz-Bottles-Of-Crystal-Clear-Pepsi-/121335537073?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1c40295db1 01:02 Daisy Kay yup 01:03 Kommissar Mandar last time I checked, crystal pepsi wasn't supposed to look like bong water.... 01:03 Daisy Kay "vinegar color" no. 01:04 let's see, what else do I like... 01:04 Kommissar Mandar I wonder...what would happen to you if you drank that... 01:04 Daisy Kay oh, I tried this cookies called GinBis 01:04 seaweed flavor. yummy. 01:04 Kommissar Mandar seaweed! 01:04 I love seaweed 01:04 Daisy Kay They're like animal crackers and they teach you english on the box. 01:05 or, alternatively, japanese. 01:05 Kommissar Mandar Asian candy is the best 01:05 I don't know what they're called 01:05 but I think they're Korean 01:05 little milk candies that have rabbits on them 01:06 Daisy Kay rabbits? 01:06 I know of these ones with cows 01:06 Milkita, from Singapore. 01:07 Kommissar Mandar naw, I swear it was rabbits 01:07 Daisy Kay cute little cow 01:07 OH 01:07 Kommissar Mandar found it! 01:07 Daisy Kay was it called white rabbit 01:08 Kommissar Mandar http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Rabbit_Creamy_Candy 01:08 YUP! 01:08 Daisy Kay I love shopping at "world markets" 01:08 come live with me and drive me to KC 01:08 and I will hook you up 01:08 Kommissar Mandar =D 01:08 Daisy Kay We will just have a shopping spree. 01:09 Kommissar Mandar omg that sounds amazing 01:09 I'm going to have to be holed up in Virginia for a short while 01:10 but after that, I really do want to take you up on your offer 01:11 the first thing I need to do is get out of this house 01:12 which will be happening over the summer 01:12 then about a month or two or so in Virginia 01:12 Daisy Kay I can help with lots of things. All you'd need to do is chip in 237 for renk. 01:13 Kommissar Mandar and then hopefully I'll be ready to move 01:13 that is a spit in the bucket 01:13 still 01:13 I want to make sure I have enough for a couple of months before I get there 01:13 Daisy Kay sure, sure. 01:13 Kommissar Mandar I would never do to you wht my roommates did to me 01:14 what was going to be a deal where we each paid 250 01:14 turned into me alone paying 750 a month 01:15 not fun 01:15 Daisy Kay well even so 01:15 if you actually did things 01:15 it would be a help. 01:15 I mean, like... 01:16 Kommissar Mandar I'm used to doing things 01:16 Daisy Kay I like things to be neat and tidy. 01:16 Kommissar Mandar In my old places, if I wasn't the one to do things 01:16 nothing would get done 01:16 Daisy Kay yeah 01:16 exactly, me too 01:16 Kommissar Mandar I went out for a weekend once 01:17 I came back 01:17 Daisy Kay doin all that housework on top of my regular work 01:17 Kommissar Mandar there was literally food and weed roaches all over the floor 01:17 Daisy Kay really sucked 01:17 Kommissar Mandar oh god 01:17 the real kick in the ass was in my first place 01:17 I was the only one who worked full time 01:17 Daisy Kay yep. 01:17 Kommissar Mandar and I had a really stressful job at the time 01:18 I would just want to come home and veg, but nope 01:18 it's definitely not just a boy thing either 01:19 my cousin was worse 01:19 Daisy Kay oh please. 01:19 that old "bachelor" myth. 01:19 Kommissar Mandar we actually agreed that she would only give me 20 bucks a week 01:19 in a place that costs 1000 a month without uitiliies included 01:19 Daisy Kay yikes 01:20 Kommissar Mandar and she would have the gall to order me to vaccuum 01:20 she cleaned like....once, in the whole year we were there 01:20 Daisy Kay yeah, like the last person I lived with 01:21 Kommissar Mandar Sent file IMG_0402.JPG. 01:21 Daisy Kay she just sat around playing video games all day 01:21 Kommissar Mandar I came home to this bathroom once... 01:21 yeah, that was like my ex boyfriends buddy 01:22 I do cut him some slack 01:22 because he was actually mildly autistic 01:22 and was a very sweet kid most of the time 01:22 Daisy Kay what is that, manic panic 01:22 Kommissar Mandar YES! 01:22 Daisy Kay lol 01:23 Kommissar Mandar it was like that screamer from Eternal Darkness 01:23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFYlu_ZBo5U 01:24 the real kicker was 01:25 When I came home 01:25 and there was a stripper pole....being installed in the living room 01:25 How I got my security deposit back must have been an act of god 01:25 Sent file IMG_0030.JPG. 01:27 Sent file IMG_0035.JPG. 01:27 we did have a bitchin blanket fort though 01:28 Daisy Kay sorry I was lookin for food 01:30 I forgot to bring home spinach. I'm just going to eat a chicken bean and rice burrito 01:30 good fort job 01:31 Kommissar Mandar I take no credit in its construction, I just came home to it 01:31 but I was pleased : 3 01:31 Daisy Kay "you finally did something right" 01:32 Kommissar Mandar AHAHAHA 01:32 It was quite an ordeal 01:33 they put together a good sturdy pvc piping frame 01:33 it had it's own lighting 01:34 soft, cushy interior 01:34 It's a shame my droid had a run-in with the salt river, I had some pretty awesome pics on that thing 01:34 that's kind of like an AZ rite of passage though 01:35 wreck an electronic at the salt river 01:35 that was just....one of the strangest and most wonderful experiences of my life 01:36 Daisy Kay did you know my phone has a pink kitty case 01:36 Kommissar Mandar Yus I do : 3 01:36 Daisy Kay ok 01:36 Kommissar Mandar I saw it in that sweet picture of your getaway sticks 01:36 Daisy Kay I should take a better pic of it sometime. 01:36 Kommissar Mandar My phone case has stars and galaxies on it 01:37 or basically the background of every geocities page in 1999 01:37 but anywho 01:37 The Salt River was also the day my weed touched the sheriffs officer 01:38 because my buddy didn't tell me the Maricopa sheriffs office was...at the bank of the river 01:38 I had a bag of weed stuffed in my bikini top 01:39 and well...my boob brushed the sheriffs officer 01:39 that was pretty much the closest I came to ever being caught lol 01:39 but holy hell 01:39 the salt river..on the 4th of July in Phoenix is just...a gathering of tomfoolery 01:40 everybody tubes down the river 01:41 gets blasted 01:41 breaks out into song 01:41 people are having sex in tubes out in the open 01:41 wild horses are running around 01:42 Daisy Kay looking through pics 01:42 found this one 01:42 Sent file IMG_0494.JPG. 01:42 Kommissar Mandar d'aaw *smooches your lips* 01:43 you're always dressed to the nines 01:43 Daisy Kay Sent file IMG_0186.JPG. 01:44 Kommissar Mandar mother of god.... 01:45 I want Mario candy! 01:45 Daisy Kay too bad it expired before I could give it away 01:45 Kommissar Mandar how bad can candy really expire? 01:46 Daisy Kay it was like chocolate covered cereal 01:48 so yeah it wasn't gonna last forever. 01:49 Kommissar Mandar ah 01:49 some candy is better expired 01:49 like peeps 01:49 Daisy Kay bleeeh 01:49 *makes food* 01:50 ah... mylegs 03:17 Kommissar Mandar how long were you biking? = O 03:18 Daisy Kay just 70 minutes 03:20 but I was going fast 03:20 Kommissar Mandar getaway sticks of steel 03:20 my back is killing me 03:21 I'm gonna throw an ice pack on it 03:22 My spine is an S 03:26 Daisy Kay Sssss 03:27 I need to brush my teef 03:27 Kommissar Mandar imma do that after I'm done guzzling this coffee 03:28 Daisy Kay *guzzles you* 03:35 Kommissar Mandar oh babeh 03:35 am I weird in that Kevin Smith movies make me uncomfortable in a way I just can't place? 03:36 Daisy Kay oh hey I just saw that 03:36 Kommissar Mandar Jersey Girl came on just now 03:36 and it's just creeping me out 03:36 Daisy Kay I have not seen many of his movies 03:36 but one time I saw him like 03:36 Kommissar Mandar consider yourself lucky 03:36 Daisy Kay talking about getting a blowjob from his girlfriend 03:37 to a huge crowd 03:37 and this was like 03:37 Kommissar Mandar he seems like exactly the kind of person to do that 03:37 Daisy Kay I dunno, like it was an accomplishment? 03:37 Kommissar Mandar it is for him 03:37 have you seen him lol? 03:37 but seriously 03:37 Daisy Kay like "I tricked a girl into liking me and getting a blowjob." 03:37 Kommissar Mandar I'm watching this movie 03:37 and so far 03:37 there's been really gratuitous baby vagina 03:38 Daisy Kay uh what 03:38 Kommissar Mandar I really wish I was kidding 03:38 Daisy Kay like an infant 03:38 Kommissar Mandar but they're just showing a close up shot of this baby's business 03:38 yes 03:38 Daisy Kay oh 03:38 Kommissar Mandar and then 03:38 we have this seven year old girl 03:38 Daisy Kay naked babies isn't a big deal but why would you show a close-up 03:39 Kommissar Mandar its more than that 03:39 it 03:39 it's flashed back and forth to for like 5 minutes straight 03:39 and they're like 03:39 Daisy Kay I wanna believe you are just having a fever dream 03:39 haha 03:39 Kommissar Mandar "You gotta wipe her back to front, or else you'll give her the crotch rot" 03:39 but yeah 03:39 there's a seven year old girl going to the bathroom 03:39 Daisy Kay *plugs ears* 03:40 Kommissar Mandar and they show this gratuitous shot of her pulling up her panties 03:40 i'm scared 03:40 I wish I was having a fever dream right now 03:40 there's just something so....skeevy about Kevin Smith 03:41 Daisy Kay I always find this obsession with child actors disturbing 03:41 Kommissar Mandar and this is coming from a George RR Martin fan 03:41 Daisy Kay there are no limits to what parents will put kids through 03:41 Kommissar Mandar oh god, it's sickening 03:41 Daisy Kay kids that don't even want to be there 03:41 Kommissar Mandar Macaulay Culkin is fucked 9 ways from sunday 03:42 Daisy Kay I dunno I think children should be CGed in 03:42 lol 03:42 Kommissar Mandar I mean shit, they all are 03:42 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pzm1lQX0qU 03:42 His life has turned into some strange form of performance art 03:43 Daisy Kay and it's not just actors it's models 03:43 and photographers take "art pictures" 03:43 Kommissar Mandar I truly feel bad for models 03:43 Daisy Kay for fuck's sake parents stop it 03:43 Kommissar Mandar not just models 03:43 all the aspiring models who fall into scams 03:43 soooo many scams 03:44 there's this booth at the mall around the corner from my house that are 'model recruiters' 03:44 Daisy Kay I like being able to chat with Mara Wilson 03:44 and having my drawing on her twitter c: 03:44 Kommissar Mandar I saw! 03:44 Mara Wilson is awesome 03:44 Daisy Kay She, like... 03:45 Kommissar Mandar she escaped the gaping maw of child stardom 03:45 Daisy Kay knew it. 03:45 She was a perceptive kid 03:45 and could see there was no future in what she was doing 03:45 that Culkin video is a salvador dali tribute. 03:46 Kommissar Mandar really? 03:46 i just thought he was tweakin' 03:47 but anyway 03:48 I feel bad for my cousins parents 03:48 they lost so much money because she would get sucked into every modeling scam in the book 03:48 Daisy Kay blah 03:48 Kommissar Mandar and these were very poor people 03:48 granted, they should have learned to tell her no, but oh well 03:49 not too long back I was actually in that mall and the folks at the booth pulled me aside 03:49 and were like "You wanna be a model?" 03:49 flattered as I was, I just said "yeah, Im passed my expiration date" 03:50 Daisy Kay okay here it is: Andy Warhol ate a hamburger on film. A whole hamburger. Just the whole thing. That was the whole short film. 03:50 Kommissar Mandar yeah, I see now that it links to that 03:50 Daisy Kay it does? 03:50 Kommissar Mandar yup 03:50 Daisy Kay well yeah, it's 03:50 Kommissar Mandar I'm watching it now lol 03:51 Daisy Kay it's been done to death 03:51 Kommissar Mandar I had no idea 03:51 Daisy Kay I mean, there's no point... people just 03:51 they see someone's art and miss the point of what makes it great 03:51 by just doing the same thing 03:51 do something else. Do something different. 03:51 Kommissar Mandar you've just described the entirety of mainstream culture lol 03:52 Macaulay Culkin is still just so damaged though 03:53 My hypnotist buddy met him at a party once 03:53 All he said was "That poor kid is fucked 9 ways from Sunday" 03:54 I would love to chat with Mara Wilson 03:55 She just seems like a really cool person 03:55 Daisy Kay just tweet at her she almost always responds 03:56 lol seriously her twitter timeline is mostly conversations 03:56 Kommissar Mandar I've never made a twitter 03:56 I kind of want to though 03:56 The character limit annoys me lol 03:57 Daisy Kay I rarely have trouble with it. 03:58 I like being quick rather than verbose. 03:59 also I can post drawings on twitter 03:59 Kommissar Mandar I think I'll make one 04:00 Daisy Kay *crumbles at your feets* 04:04 Kommissar Mandar *snorts the Daisy crumbs* 04:04 what's funny is most of my 50 year old relatives have a twitter yet I don't 04:08 god 04:08 Daisy Kay I waited so long to join social media 04:08 twitter and fb 04:08 Kommissar Mandar My stepmom got really drunk last night over the dog 04:08 Daisy Kay too shy 04:08 Kommissar Mandar and she looked at me and was like 'you really shouldn't wear a two-piece this year' 04:09 and I say 'wow I can't believe you just said that' 04:09 and she says 'why don't you fucking tweet about it' 04:09 'I don't....have a twitter....' 04:09 I wasn't offended I just can't believe she said it lol 04:10 Daisy Kay why don't you vlog it, madam. 04:11 Kommissar Mandar oh god 04:11 Daisy Kay email. 04:11 Kommissar Mandar I"m gonna post it on my geocities webzone 04:11 Daisy Kay send a telegram to your grandnephew about it 04:11 Kommissar Mandar would you like to join my web ring? 04:12 I used to have an embarassing geocities website about Gundam Wing : 3 04:12 Daisy Kay I always have trouble saying web ring out loud 04:14 Kommissar Mandar lol really? 04:14 Daisy Kay it sounds like weh bring 04:14 Kommissar Mandar it sounds the same way when I say it... 04:15 Daisy Kay no one will know what you mean.... I mean, besides the fact that hardly anyone knows what it means in text form either. 04:15 Kommissar Mandar that's the first TIme I've ever said it out loud though 04:15 now I keep trying different ways to say it 04:16 Daisy Kay weh-bring 04:16 web.... ring. that's the only way not to say bring. 04:16 one smart fellow. 04:17 *slowly closes their eyes* buuuhhhh 04:17 Kommissar Mandar I'm making a twitter : 3 04:17 ah man 04:18 that reminds me 04:18 Of this thing some goon made in an arts and crafts thread 04:18 it was a ticker tape machine like old stock brokers used to have 04:18 that ticker taped tweets 04:19 I thought it was the coolest damn thing 04:19 Daisy Kay *snores softly* 04:19 Kommissar Mandar aww 04:19 *pulls you into my waterbed and tucks you in* 04:19 Daisy Kay im sleepeen 04:19 Kommissar Mandar *sings you a lullaby* 04:20 AHAHAHA 04:26 My stepmom's trying to piece together pieces of last night 04:26 "why's all this cheese here?" 04:26 it's funny watching someone else be drunk for a change 04:26 You look beautiful... 18:33 Daisy Kay thangs. 18:33 Kommissar Mandar : 3 18:34 You have such long eyelashes 18:34 Daisy Kay Sent file 2014-05-10 16.21.59.jpg. 18:34 Kommissar Mandar Jesus christ... 18:35 A body like that makes me think thoughts 18:36 Do you ever wear eye makeup? 18:37 I really want to do your eyes 18:38 Daisy Kay I tend to stay away from my eye area. 18:40 but 18:41 I would let someone else do it 18:41 Kommissar Mandar I would make your eyes like mine : 3 18:41 make cat's eyes with eyeliner 18:41 Daisy Kay I keep tellin Suzie to do my eyes (Arin Hanson's wife) 18:41 haha 18:42 Everytime I see one of her new make-up projects I'm like "woah" 18:42 Kommissar Mandar You'd look gorgeous with or without it, but it'd be fun to see what you'd look like painted up 18:43 are you wearing a bandana in that picture? 18:53 Daisy Kay it's a thingy. 18:53 Kommissar Mandar lol a thingy? 18:54 I think bandanas are sexy 18:54 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/CAM00947_zps2ed86d2e.jpg?t=1399688666 19:27 no makeup 19:27 Daisy Kay Every now and then I get curious how I'd look with make-up 19:29 and I put a tiny bit on. 19:29 but I never like... 19:30 go all out 19:30 I wonder. 19:30 hmm. 19:30 Kommissar Mandar When I come there, I will do your face 19:31 I've been piling it on since I was 12 and never stopped 19:31 Daisy Kay I didn't like it as a kid 19:32 I had to put it on for theater because like 19:32 if you're light skinned or something? 19:32 apparenly you shine 19:32 Kommissar Mandar This is true 19:32 You acted? 19:33 Daisy Kay in high school 19:33 Kommissar Mandar If I could do it all over again I would have gotten into the drama club in high school 19:35 but my social anxiety was 10 times worse back then 19:35 God, I would have love acting 19:36 so long as there was no singing or dancing involved because I'm just pathetic in that sense 19:37 what plays did you do? 19:37 Daisy Kay if you were here you could be a voice actor 19:38 Kommissar Mandar My voice? 19:38 have you heard it lol 19:38 Daisy Kay if it sounds funny then you're perfect 19:39 Kommissar Mandar I think I sound like a 12 year old boy on recording 19:40 though 19:40 if I could be a voice actor there it would be a dream come true 19:40 though... 19:41 okay 19:41 this is really embarassing for me 19:41 okay so 19:41 I used to be part of this troupe of hypnotists 19:41 Daisy Kay that's cute 19:42 girls do the best kid characters. 19:42 Kommissar Mandar don't search to deeply into my stuff 19:43 I did things that were so humiliating 19:43 Daisy Kay I don't? 19:43 I am only going to take your word for things. 19:44 Kommissar Mandar Sent file me and dan.JPG. 19:45 trying to find a pic of all three of us 19:46 I have a really good one somewhere 19:46 alright so 19:48 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjzn1rSsJss 19:48 this is me 19:48 I think its totally stupid 19:48 I hate the way my voice sounds 19:49 I hate the way it's written 19:49 though 19:49 I'm pretty good at making silly voices 19:50 Daisy Kay I must have clicked on your page before 19:50 Kommissar Mandar really? 19:50 Sent file 548.JPG. 19:51 Daisy Kay or deja-vu 19:51 Kommissar Mandar Sent file 557.JPG. 19:51 there's the three of us 19:51 We would do shows around the shore 19:51 I'll be really embarassed if you came across my darker stuff 19:52 I've done some pretty shameful things for money 19:52 it was a lot of money 19:53 but in retrospect, I just gag thinking about it 19:53 Daisy Kay it's not fair being put into that position. 19:54 Kommissar Mandar I have only myself to blame 19:54 Daisy Kay it's not fair when 19:54 you are a youngster and trying to take care of yourself 19:54 and you find a way to make money but it makes you uncomfortable 19:55 Kommissar Mandar Eh, no one made me do it 19:55 Daisy Kay and even though you did nothing wrong you can't 19:55 Kommissar Mandar I got into my own mess 19:55 Daisy Kay you can't stop blaming yourself 19:55 you shouldn't though. 19:55 Kommissar Mandar fucking 1000 dollar apartment, no one helping me out 19:55 still though 19:56 If I could do it over, I would not have gone down that road 19:56 (well, I could say that about a shitton of things) 19:56 but yeah, that's what my normal voice sounds like on recording 19:56 it's a shame I lost this one recording I had 19:57 Of me and a buddy going back and forth doing ridiculous Alan Rickman impersonations 19:57 It was actually pretty funny 19:58 I like making silly voices : 3 19:58 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptcyXEvzaG4 20:00 I kinda like this video bettr lol 20:01 I'm the one filming 20:01 Senior trip to Disney 07' 20:01 Sent file IMG_0151.MOV. 20:12 Me and my AZ buddies recreation of the Wizard 20:12 Do you think my voice sounds weird on recording? 20:19 Daisy Kay it sounds normal and sweet 20:23 Kommissar Mandar aww :3 thank you 20:25 being a voice actor would be the coolest thing ever 20:29 Forgive me, I come from a world of utter mundaneness 20:30 I get excited as shit over things that are probably 'meh' for you 20:31 okay so I'm thinking 21:15 Here's the thing 21:16 I really, really don't want to go to Virginia with my crazy ass mom 21:16 Daisy Kay thing 21:16 Kommissar Mandar thing a ling 21:16 and I hate jumping from job to job so I don't wanna have to get used to some asshole doctor in virginia for like 2 months and then leave 21:17 I really just kind of want to go straight to MO 21:17 Daisy Kay Sounds cool. 21:18 Kommissar Mandar But my nerves can't handle the drama I'll have to face with my dad and stepmom 21:18 if I tell them 21:18 hey 21:18 I'm going to MO 21:18 however 21:18 Do you think I really have a shot of doing voices? 21:18 even if I don't 21:18 It's just something I can tell them 21:18 And it wouldn't be fair of me to have you pull strings 21:19 Daisy Kay voices, website stuff 21:19 Kommissar Mandar I don't ever like putting pressure on people 21:19 Daisy Kay like 21:19 if you have to tell them 21:19 just be like "I'm working for a website doing on-site work." 21:19 Kommissar Mandar I mean they want me out of the house 21:20 they just magically expect me to start shitting out benjamins and afford an apartment in Jersey 21:20 and they don't understand that's not possible 21:21 Daisy Kay Well I hope they don't expect you to give them anything 21:21 Kommissar Mandar If I had a place at your office it would be farking amazing 21:21 Daisy Kay There technically aren't any empty rooms but 21:22 that has never stopped us from having people over before. 21:22 hahaha 21:22 so many people have come in and out of our offices 21:22 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 21:22 Daisy Kay without their own office 21:22 Kommissar Mandar lol I don't care about having a room 21:22 Daisy Kay yeah 21:22 Kommissar Mandar most of my jobs have been being on my feet running around like an asshole for 10 hours a day 21:23 honestly, I'm cool with doing anything 21:24 I'll have to take a few weeks to get my financial shit together 21:24 again, I can't bear to be a burden on you 21:25 Daisy Kay I'll get a mattress for the other room 21:25 there is already a desk in there. 21:25 Kommissar Mandar I have one of my own 21:25 Daisy Kay it's got a neat slide thing 21:25 Kommissar Mandar I'll see if I can just bring miine 21:25 Daisy Kay what is it, a futon? 21:25 just wonderin how you'd transport a bed 21:26 Kommissar Mandar it's a twin sized waterbed 21:26 Daisy Kay oh! 21:26 Kommissar Mandar only if its okay with you 21:26 Daisy Kay ok. 21:26 I wonder if that would be okay with the landlords 21:26 probably 21:26 Kommissar Mandar yeah, only if its okay with yoiu 21:26 you* 21:26 Daisy Kay and again, I would worry about kit just digging his claws into it. 21:27 Kommissar Mandar believe me 21:27 My 80 pound dog plays on the thing all the time 21:27 it's sturdy as fuck 21:28 jeez 21:28 Daisy Kay I can have cats but they wont let me have a dog. 21:28 Kommissar Mandar Ooooh the dogs not coming 21:29 Daisy Kay ok. yeah *frowns* 21:29 Kommissar Mandar I'd have my throat slit before I pulled that dog away from my stemom 21:29 Daisy Kay WELP 21:29 Kommissar Mandar lol it's fine 21:29 It's the family dog 21:29 it's really my stepmoms 21:29 I think me telling my stepmom I actually have plans to move and do shit is the best mother's day present I could have given her 21:30 sad in a way lol 21:31 THe best thing I can give her is removing my presence 21:31 but it's true 21:31 Daisy Kay well then good riddance to bad feelings 21:32 Kommissar Mandar haha yes! 21:32 We really do care about eachother in a weird kind of way 21:32 But living with my actual mom...I just can't handle it 21:33 She's a pathological liar with a bad personality disorder 21:33 I love her but.... 21:34 last time I lived with her I said one thing that pissed her off 21:34 and she screamed at me until she made me crawl around on the floor with her dogs 21:34 oh my god, I can't even begin to thank you 21:35 you've lifted such a weight off my shoulders 21:36 Daisy Kay what should I make for my midnight drawing 21:36 Kommissar Mandar mmmmm 21:36 mmmm 21:36 mmmm 21:36 Daisy Kay crash test dummies 21:36 the 90s 21:36 Kommissar Mandar shit, I was gonna suggest something to you too 21:36 hahaha 21:36 crash test dummies in a cavalier 21:37 Daisy Kay they had that song 21:37 that was just mmm mmm mmm 21:37 Kommissar Mandar They had their own NES game 21:37 Daisy Kay no I mean the band 21:37 I know it is confusing 21:37 Kommissar Mandar hahaha 21:37 Daisy Kay there was a band unrelated to the crash test dummies called the crash test dummies 21:37 Kommissar Mandar oh jesus christ 21:37 well if you were going for bands 21:38 I would say 21:38 Daisy Kay and they had exactly one hit 21:38 and it went "mmm mmm mmm mmm" 21:38 Kommissar Mandar do something witty involving the Cure or Depeche Mode or Information Society 21:38 Daisy Kay which is why I responded to you doin that 21:38 Kommissar Mandar : 3 21:38 mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm 21:39 Daisy Kay I have taken this to a weird tangent. 21:39 Kommissar Mandar yes lol 21:39 but no seriously 21:39 draw like 21:39 a clurf 80s depression electro band 21:39 klurf* 21:39 or like 21:40 A Klurf who thinks the Panasonic 3DO will be the future of videogaming 21:40 Klurfs going to Vegas 21:41 Daisy Kay hmm 21:41 Kommissar Mandar and he's like 21:41 HIT ME 21:41 Daisy Kay I wonder if I can find... 21:42 Kommissar Mandar and then the dealer punches him in the face 21:42 Klurfs doing silly things in a casino makes me smile 21:54 Daisy Kay he he 21:56 Maybe I'll draw a girl 21:56 Kommissar Mandar oooh 21:56 Daisy Kay help me calm down 22:19 Kommissar Mandar aww, what's eatin' ya? 22:20 what's wrong? 22:20 Daisy Kay nuffin just say some nice stuff 22:21 Kommissar Mandar hmmm 22:21 For one thing 22:21 You don't even know how much you've helped me... 22:22 I've just 22:22 Never met anyone so nice 22:22 I just want to squeeze you so hard : 3 22:23 Because I don't even know what to say 22:23 You're the first person I've trusted in a very long time, Daisy 22:24 And I turned my back on everyone 22:24 You're different, you're different from anyone I've ever met 22:25 You're just...a good person 22:25 Daisy Kay *pet* 22:25 Kommissar Mandar Do you feel that way about yourself? 22:25 Daisy Kay I just get terrible unprovoked panic attacks. 22:26 Kommissar Mandar I understand how that feels = ( 22:27 but...nothing will happen to you 22:27 I'll protect you. 22:28 *cuddles you close* 22:28 Daisy Kay *puts their head on you* 22:29 I'm tryin to draw a tiny dragon. 22:29 Kommissar Mandar d'awww : 3 22:30 I can't wait to see it 22:30 I love dragons 22:31 *sits on your lap and watches you draw* 22:31 Daisy Kay *combs her fingers through your hair. "Were you a good boy today, Amadeus?"* 22:32 Kommissar Mandar *Yes I was, Mama Daisy* : 3 22:32 *I always try my best to be good for you* 22:33 Daisy Kay *locks her arm around your neck as she holds you in her lap.* 22:34 Kommissar Mandar *woah! You're arms are so strong! ...it's kind of hard to breathe* 22:35 Daisy Kay *pulls her arm a bit tighter, putting pressure on your windpipe. She looks down sternly, watching you struggle to grab at her big strong arm.* 22:35 Kommissar Mandar *gives a rattled, choked gasp....Mama Daisy!? What did I do?* 22:37 *Even though Amadeus feigns terror you feel a hardness forming at his crotch* 22:37 Daisy Kay *tucks her bottom lip in. You see the reflection of her stern face in the computer monitor. She's watching you choke and struggle in her arm. She bends her arm and tightens her grip around your neck as hard as she can without breaking it. You now don't feel any air going through. You see sparks flashing in front of your eyes.* 22:40 Kommissar Mandar *Amadaeus finds Mama Daisy's silence more unnerving than anything she could say, perhaps he was a bad boy after all. But..there's something about Mama Daisy choking his young life away with such passion that's so arousing* 22:41 *Amadaues chest heaves* 22:41 *Suddenly, Amadeus goes completely limp in your arms* 22:44 Daisy Kay *Daisy slowly loosens her grip, looking down at the boy. The redness fades away from the cheeks and lips, turning a light blue. She calmly puts you on the table and pinches your nose. She breathes into your mouth.* 22:45 Kommissar Mandar *Amadeus feels pressure but is barely aware of anything going on* 22:47 Daisy Kay *Daisy slams her fist onto your chest, knocking you back to the land of the living. You gasp for breath and cough. You can barely move though. She looks down at you and resumes putting pressure on your neck. She uses both hands, looking down at you as she strangles you with a bit more care this time. She looks down at your pants, seeing the dampness where you came on yourself a bit. She smirks, knowing there's more in you. She digs her thumbs into your neck.* 22:50 Kommissar Mandar *It hurts...but it feels...so good...* 22:51 *Amadeus starts rubbing his stone stiff cock with his hand* 22:52 *He loves the way the pressure of Daisy's thumb feels on his aching throat* 22:52 Daisy Kay *She shows her teeth as she watches you stroking your cock. She doesn't let up. She squeezes tightly and you can hear faint creaking and cracking. The air going through feels as small as a straw. A slight whistle comes through your throat as you try and force yourself to breath. Your heart pounds hard in your chest.* 22:53 Kommissar Mandar *Amadeaus kicks his legs on the floor, suffering but loving every moment of it* 22:54 *He wriggles against you, trying to escape from your grasp just for the sake of provoking you* 22:56 *Amadeus knows how strong mama Daisy is and loves it when she goes at him* 22:58 Daisy Kay *Daisy's arms seem to buldge slightly. She flexes as she pushes forward, blocking your air. She holds in place, watching you squirm as you can't breath. She waits until you start getting purple in the face before she lets up again.* 22:59 Kommissar Mandar *Amadeus instinctively and desparetly gasps for air in Daisy's arms* 23:01 *You look down and realize he's lost control of his bladder from all the stimulation* 23:03 Daisy Kay *Daisy sighs softly, going back to choking you. "You little shit. You've pissed your pants again. I suppose you want me to clean that up?" She puts her weight onto you as she leans forward, blocking air to your lungs. She stares into your eyes. "You're enjoying this, aren't you? You really like your Mommy choking you so much that you just squirted in your shorts..."* 23:06 Kommissar Mandar *....yyyeeeess* 23:07 *I...love...every...way...you...lay your hands on me* 23:08 *Even if it's to choke me* 23:08 *Amadeus feels even more cum spilling from his cock as he looks in Daisy's eyes* 23:09 *He curls up and purrs against Daisy in submission like the pathetic little pants pissing boy he is* 23:12 Daisy Kay *Daisy finally lets go of you. She's sure you've learned your lesson. She lifts you up and carries you over to the door. She hangs you by your collar on the hook on the door, leaving you there like a coat.* 23:15 Kommissar Mandar *ah man....* 23:16 *Please get me down from here mama Daisy!* 23:16 Daisy Kay Not until Mommy's done. 23:16 Kommissar Mandar *Amadeus sobs softly, but complies* 23:17 Daisy Kay https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/465377770403418112 23:28 Kommissar Mandar OH wow! 23:28 That's really nice 23:28 You do realism so well too 23:28 Daisy Kay that's how I learned how to draw. 23:29 making cartoons is harder. 23:29 Kommissar Mandar it reminds me of that little dragon from Disney 23:29 Figment : 3 23:29 Daisy Kay it requires a different kind of thinking. 23:29 haha 23:29 Kommissar Mandar yup 23:29 gotta learn how to draw something as-is before you can simplify it 23:29 And as you know, I went about that ass backwards 23:30 everything I draw looks like anime = ( 23:30 Daisy Kay she's not wearing pants. 23:31 I was going to draw underwear but then I was like "nah screw it" 23:32 Kommissar Mandar haha I noticed 23:32 fuck underwear 23:32 kinda reminds me of the dragon princess from GoT 23:33 when she's naked with all the dragons on her 23:33 I would still love to see you draw Mike Dawson in your style 23:36 and make him as ridiculous as he can be 23:37 holy crap 23:39 I saw Ghost Dad today for the first time 23:39 Like I knew it was silly 23:40 But holy shit.... 23:40 I still don't know what the hell I watched 23:40 Daisy Kay put the bitch on the phone 23:42 Kommissar Mandar AHAHAAHAHA 23:42 Daisy Kay the bitch aint heeerrrrree 23:42 Kommissar Mandar holy shit.... 23:43 Daisy Kay he wasn't even dead 23:43 Kommissar Mandar I know1 23:44 Daisy Kay so it was more like astral projection dad 23:44 Kommissar Mandar Astral Dad 23:44 Daisy Kay asshole dad 23:44 Kommissar Mandar AHAHAHA 23:44 basically! 23:44 The weirdest thing 23:44 Is I have had a relatable experience 23:44 I can...relate to Ghost Dad 23:45 I was mostly dead once 23:45 Because I did something asinine of course 23:45 You remember the big K2 craze a few years back? 23:45 that fake weed that was killing people/causing blindness 23:45 Daisy Kay I wasn't paying attention to it but yeah 23:46 Kommissar Mandar I wasn't either until I went into a smoke shop and was like zounds! weed that is not weed! I shall try it 23:46 So I smoked some in my car...and everything went black 23:47 and then 23:47 Everything became really hazy 23:47 and I was...floating around the hood of my car...looking down at my body 23:47 thinking "oh my god....I'm dead...I'm dead...I'm a ghost" 23:48 Like just being the most terrified I've ever been because I was going to be stuck like that for eternity and just wanted to come back to life 23:48 Thankfully someone in the parking lot found me and called an ambulance 23:49 But yeah...I NEVER touched anything synthetic ever again 23:49 I don't even really smoke anymore 23:50 I just take kratom to calm my anxiety 23:50 Pleasant Hill looks so peaceful 23:52 Daisy Kay yeah but boring. 23:52 I wish there was public transit 23:53 Kommissar Mandar Well when I'm there 23:53 Daisy Kay but hey at least we can visit KC. 23:53 Kommissar Mandar You'll have Manderz transit : 3 23:53 Daisy Kay KC isn't bad. 23:53 *leans on you.* 23:53 Kommissar Mandar : 3 23:54 I love to drive 23:54 it relaxes me 23:54 I like peaceful, quiet places 23:54 Now I forget 23:55 do you drive 23:55 I know I've heard lowtax joke about it lol 23:55 Daisy Kay I lived in Philly for eight years and I never had to drive 23:56 now I live here and it's like aw man I can't get anywhere now 23:56 Kommissar Mandar Welp, now you'll have a way to get around =) 23:57 And I promise I will clean the car 23:57 Daisy Kay that's okay you can throw all your trash in the car 23:58 we will just drive a car 23:58 Kommissar Mandar I am so bad when it comes to throwing garbage around the car 23:58 Daisy Kay made of trash 23:58 Kommissar Mandar AHAHAHA 23:58 Seriously, you don't know how bad it is 23:58 Daisy Kay I am going to showurrrr 23:59 Kommissar Mandar It's just I never have to drive anyone but myself, so I'm like...fuck it 23:59 oh babeh 23:59 Sunday, 11. May 2014 Daisy Kay rub that vanila soap all over 00:00 Kommissar Mandar one of my favorite scents : 3 00:00 Daisy Kay makes sense 00:24 makes SCENTS 00:25 Kommissar Mandar oh god... 00:25 the punnery... 00:25 I'm almost out of my brown sugar soap =( 00:28 Daisy Kay brown sugar, vanilla 00:28 that would smell like cookies 00:28 Kommissar Mandar cookie flesh 00:28 *snorts you skin* 00:30 Daisy Kay *stretches* 00:34 Kommissar Mandar *rubs your shoulders* 00:36 *smells your freshly washed hair* 00:41 Daisy Kay time to pull some muscles. 00:43 Kommissar Mandar that just sounds painful 00:43 oh shit 01:35 I'm at the end of Phantasmagoria 01:35 trying to figure out the Don battle 01:36 Daisy Kay I'm rooting for you 01:41 Kommissar Mandar It's such bullshit 01:42 because the perspective of the house goes all wonky and you don't know where to click 01:42 And the main character is dillweed 01:42 If you try the door to the house she just has a 5 minute long temper tantrum and Don just comes and kills you lol 01:43 Daisy Kay there are lik 15 gruesome death animations. 01:52 roberta williams has a snuff fetish 01:52 Kommissar Mandar Don's laughter just tickles my heart 01:52 I like the axe chair 01:53 It's still rather tame compared to Harvester 01:53 she also has a fetish for ridiculous plot contrivances 01:54 actually now that you say that 01:55 Phantasmagoria 2 was...really fucking snuff fetish 01:55 the whole thing was about BSDM going too far 01:55 have you played the second one? 01:56 if I recall correctly, getting your nipples pierced is a puzzle.... 01:58 good lord 02:00 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhPxhMJzp0c 02:00 I stand corrected, bellybutton 02:00 Daisy Kay there is one I remember... 02:18 Kommissar Mandar yeah, the second one was way wierder 02:21 Daisy Kay found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_kRBZYI1Mk&t=12m50s 02:21 I mean Jesus 02:22 Kommissar Mandar took it to all out horror as opposed to awkward whimsy horror 02:22 Daisy Kay that is too much haha 02:22 It's comical even 02:22 Kommissar Mandar holy shit! 02:22 the music does not match up with the gore at all 02:23 Daisy Kay the CG monster haha 02:23 Kommissar Mandar It's all so jarring against eachother 02:24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK49_zabj1A 02:26 Daisy Kay man they have some good obscure stuff on gog 02:26 Kommissar Mandar Best opening scene to an FMV game ever 02:26 Daisy Kay http://www.gog.com/game/normality 02:26 Kommissar Mandar DON"T FEAR THE REEEAAPER 02:26 oh god this looks zany 02:26 Daisy Kay I'm surprised at the stuff that exists here 02:27 oh I should play the HD remake of Bad Mojo... 02:27 That game was fun. 02:28 Very gross realistic graphics in only 256 colors. 02:28 Kommissar Mandar O_O 02:29 I'm looking at it now 02:29 roaches... 02:29 Daisy Kay yeah you are a roach 02:29 and um 02:29 Man I wanna say the plot twist because it's kinda funny 02:29 Kommissar Mandar go ahead 02:30 I'd probably still play it 02:30 Daisy Kay well you live in a filthy apartment and your landlord is really mean 02:30 turns out your landlord is your dad or something 02:30 Kommissar Mandar it looks like a really dark version of Joes apartment 02:30 Daisy Kay haha 02:31 Kommissar Mandar the music is great 02:31 Daisy Kay at the time it was made the graphics were considered amazing. 02:31 Kommissar Mandar everything flows 02:31 not like Phantasmagoria where the perspectives just make no fucking sense 02:32 Daisy Kay it's a very pretty (ugly) game 02:32 Kommissar Mandar those are the best kind 02:32 the bugs can communicate telepathically.... 02:34 and they all speak in rhyme... 02:34 Daisy Kay CUTE 02:35 Kommissar Mandar i really wanna play this now 02:35 Daisy Kay haha I actually played and beat this one. 02:35 Kommissar Mandar I love the atmosphere of it 02:37 Daisy Kay yeah. 02:37 Kommissar Mandar in a weird way it almost reminds me of Ecco the Dolphin 02:39 intelligent animals on a creepy quest 02:39 As a general rule Dolphin games have to be terrifying I suppose 02:40 Dontrel 02:40 Ecco 02:40 Daisy Kay the gamecube was codenamed dolphin 02:41 Kommissar Mandar ahaha seriously? 02:41 i wonder how they got gamecube out of that 02:42 well its a cube 02:42 but I wonder what the original design was, if it was called the dolphin 02:42 have you played Ecco? 02:43 Daisy Kay no 02:44 Kommissar Mandar ah man 02:44 see what happens is 02:44 Daisy Kay well the N64 was also codenamed Project Reality. 02:44 Kommissar Mandar My mom goes to the video store 02:44 Daisy Kay I know there is a lot of sea monsters in ecco 02:44 Kommissar Mandar and sees "Ecco the Dolphin" 02:44 And reasonably thinks 'wow, what a cute little game for a 6 year old girl' 02:45 Daisy Kay and an environmentalist message 02:45 Kommissar Mandar and then this happens 02:45 http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/kd7cYzBFKFE/maxresdefault.jpg 02:45 Daisy Kay yeah 02:45 Kommissar Mandar it wasn't so much environmentalist as it was....strange 02:45 it was just sooooo trippy 02:45 Daisy Kay Awesome Possum had a better message 02:46 Kommissar Mandar I mean the story was really, really fucking creative 02:46 Daisy Kay haha no 02:46 Kommissar Mandar I thought it was! 02:46 Daisy Kay I was saying no to Awesome Possum 02:46 Kommissar Mandar ah ok 02:46 I never played awesome possum 02:46 Daisy Kay There's an options screen 02:46 where you can adjust his annoying catch-phrases 02:46 on a sliding scale 02:47 Kommissar Mandar that sounds pretty cool 02:47 Daisy Kay from 0 to really annoying 02:47 Kommissar Mandar haha 02:47 I went back and played Ecco when I was like 18 an appreciated it a lot more 02:48 WHen I was little I couldnt play it, I would actually get scared and turn it off 02:49 but the game's creator was a huge Pink Floyd fan 02:49 and all the music is inspired by Pink Floyd 02:49 the last level is called "Welcome To The Machine" : 3 02:50 Daisy Kay Did you ever see the original My Little Pony movie 02:50 Kommissar Mandar THE SHMOOZE? 02:50 Daisy Kay no 02:50 Kommissar Mandar I thought that was the original 02:50 Daisy Kay the one with the actually scary bad guy 02:51 I guess it was actually like 02:51 on VHS tape first? 02:51 while the 86 movie was different. 02:52 Kommissar Mandar imma have to look it up now 02:52 I had all that stuff on tape 02:52 My big sister gave them to me when she was done with them 02:52 all I get is the one with the shmooze 02:53 Daisy Kay I always thought it would be cool to make a short movie where 02:54 the bad guys were cute ponys and the good guys were the monsters 02:54 Kommissar Mandar hahaha 02:54 Daisy Kay little ugly monster boys and girls banished from the cute kingdom for not being cute 02:54 Kommissar Mandar I would love that 02:55 Daisy Kay haha 02:55 Kommissar Mandar The constricting social heirarchy of the cute 02:55 Daisy Kay obviously some of the pretty ponies would want to rebel 02:55 Kommissar Mandar oppressing the misfits 02:56 it's like...life 02:56 honestly 02:56 There's nothing I love more than a story that manages to take an 'ugly' or unconventional looking character and make you love the shit out of them 02:57 Daisy Kay I like devils and monsters 02:57 and jagged teeth and horns 02:58 and freaky goat eyes 02:58 Kommissar Mandar I love 'the goat sisters' 02:58 Daisy Kay I like characters with deformities or "handicaps" 03:00 Kommissar Mandar I have a thing in my stories for giving characters unconventional physical quirks 03:00 me too! 03:00 Daisy Kay I think my favorite thing about How To Train Your Dragon 03:00 was how Hiccup did not magically get his limb back 03:00 he lost it and it was gone 03:00 Kommissar Mandar I heard that was a really good movie 03:01 I need to see it 03:01 Daisy Kay I guess I spoiled that part 03:01 Kommissar Mandar lol its okay 03:01 Daisy Kay but yeah at the end of the film he loses a part of his leg 03:01 Kommissar Mandar I'd still watch it 03:01 Daisy Kay and it stays that way. 03:01 Kommissar Mandar keeps it real 03:02 Tyrion Lannister 03:02 Daisy Kay haha one thing I always hated was how 03:03 Kommissar Mandar Game of Thrones (the books) takes a hideously deformed midget and makes you want to fuck him because he's so badass 03:03 Daisy Kay on any kids show 03:03 there would be a character with an eyepatch 03:03 Kommissar Mandar he did not look like Peter Dinklage in the books lol 03:03 Daisy Kay but the eye was fine underneath 03:03 Just once have it be a hole or white or something 03:03 Kommissar Mandar Hector from Sanjay and Craig 03:03 Daisy Kay really? 03:03 Kommissar Mandar I believe he has an eye under there.... 03:03 Daisy Kay oh 03:04 Kommissar Mandar unless I imagined it 03:04 I swear there was a scene where he like...peeks under it 03:04 I fucking love that show 03:05 Daisy Kay It's protagonist is an american indian boy. 03:05 good job, Nick. 03:05 Kommissar Mandar yeah 03:06 It's legitimately funny 03:06 Daisy Kay I have been pushing for shows with all-girl casts. 03:06 or rather, dominantly girls. 03:06 Kommissar Mandar without making them girly shows 03:07 Daisy Kay rather than the 4 to 1 ratio 03:07 Kommissar Mandar like a show with an actual plot 03:07 Daisy Kay 3 boys to every girl 03:07 ugh 03:07 Kommissar Mandar rather than just solving cuddly inconveniences 03:07 Daisy Kay I would make it 3 girls to every boy 03:07 I wanna give Wizzy a show. A black wizard girl. 03:07 I have some stuff for the show's bible already written/drawn out. I just need to organize it for a pitch. 03:08 Kommissar Mandar I think people would go for it 03:09 Daisy Kay http://butthug.com/search/wizzy 03:10 Kommissar Mandar awww 03:10 I like Devv : 3 03:12 Daisy Kay "I wanna be a jerk without people calling me a bitch" 03:12 that's a perfect summary of her 03:12 http://butthug.com/post/52366017015/obakeywizzyanddevv 03:12 Kommissar Mandar awwwww : 3 03:13 I love your style so much 03:14 Daisy Kay http://butthug.com/post/52883612645/obakeywizzydevv3 03:14 Kommissar Mandar "so this is what old tapes smell like" 03:16 Daisy Kay shit dog 03:16 Kommissar Mandar haha 03:16 It reminds me of this good will type store they had in AZ where they sold a bunch of old electronics and clothes and nick nacks 03:18 me and by buddy would make a game of who could bring home the worst tape 03:18 I remember bringing home some animated bible monstrosity 03:19 Daisy Kay those are always fun 03:21 McGee And Me 03:21 live-action mixed with animation 03:21 They were mostly harmless but the company that produced them, Focus On The Family, are notorious shits. 03:22 Kommissar Mandar I'm not sure who produced this one 03:25 it was just horribly animated and all around terrible 03:25 Daisy Kay was it musical 03:26 did it have animals 03:26 Kommissar Mandar no animals and no music 03:26 god we had so many of them... 03:29 they were like 50 cents to a buck a piece lol 03:29 Daisy Kay I used to find the tapes and then take a buttload of screenshots and video and share them 03:35 this was before youtube was a thing. 03:35 Kommissar Mandar old school video sharing 03:36 Daisy Kay I also shared game screenshots like that 03:43 instead of using an emulator. 03:44 oh, you know a game that's like Night Trap but even cheesier? Voyeur. Originally a CD-i game but it was later ported to pc. 03:45 Kommissar Mandar I think I've heard of that 03:48 lemme see... 03:48 Daisy Kay it's got some gross cheesy sexual content in it. 03:48 Kommissar Mandar oooh boy 03:49 Daisy Kay like something you'd see on HBO or Showtime. 03:49 Cinemax. 03:49 Skinemax. 03:49 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha 03:50 because women walk around the house in full pefectly matching lingerie when they're home alone 03:50 I'm watching the intro now 03:50 oh god this seriously is just bad porn 03:50 Daisy Kay just like night trap you have to be looking in the right room at the right time 03:51 Kommissar Mandar "I'm afraid Frank's tied up right now" 03:51 My favorite game mechanic 03:51 Daisy Kay but, in an interesting twist, the game is different each time you play it. 03:51 Kommissar Mandar The acting is certainly up to CD-i par 03:52 Daisy Kay despite being stupid as hell it's actual one of the "good" examples of FMV games. 03:52 It uses the concept of a game based entirely around video clips to its benefit. 03:52 Kommissar Mandar it's cool that its different every time 03:53 though 03:53 I like when there's point and click mixed in with a little active combat too 03:53 Daisy Kay Full Throttle 03:54 Kommissar Mandar ah man this looks ridiculous 03:55 I like it 03:55 reminds me of 'It Came From The Desert' 03:57 Daisy Kay what, Full Throttle? 03:57 Kommissar Mandar mmm hmm 03:57 Daisy Kay it's a very very beautifully animated game. 03:57 Kommissar Mandar haha yes 03:57 its 03:57 its a good version of It Came From The Desert 03:57 Daisy Kay that guy died of lung cancer despite not being a smoker. 03:59 Kommissar Mandar = ( 04:00 that's shit 04:01 Daisy Kay well at least he lives on as Ben. 04:02 haha 04:02 what an awesome character 04:02 Kommissar Mandar immortalized 04:02 Daisy Kay I mean, like 04:02 okay, in point and click games usually a character will go "I can't do that" 04:02 but if you wanna punch someone out, Ben does it. 04:02 Kommissar Mandar Ben don't give a fuck 04:03 Daisy Kay gotta call mom when I wake up 04:04 Kommissar Mandar aww 04:05 Yeah, I'm gonna tell my stepmom the news today 04:06 It'll certainly make her day 04:07 It's cool that you have a sweet mom 04:08 Daisy Kay mom sweet mom 04:13 *curls up* 04:13 Kommissar Mandar I'm jealous = ( 04:14 all moms should be sweet 04:18 *exhales deeply* 04:27 just checked on my financial shit 04:27 I'll have enough money to move and pay you for a good while 04:28 Daisy Kay *pet pet* 04:28 Kommissar Mandar : 3 04:29 Daisy Kay I need sleep 04:29 it's 6:30 golly gosh 04:29 Kommissar Mandar *tucks you in* 04:29 *kisses you on the forehead* 04:30 Daisy Kay shit I might get fired 16:09 Kommissar Mandar Why on earth would that happen? 16:55 they can't lose you 16:55 methinks you're over-worrying about something 17:04 Let me know when you're around, sweetheart 17:29 Daisy Kay yeah I just had a talk with the boss I mean it doesn't seem like he's firing me but he's not happy with my work either 17:29 Kommissar Mandar I just don't think he's going to fire you 17:30 I don't see why he wouldn't be happy either 17:31 i see the cartoons you make, they're great 17:31 Are you still sure that it's okay that I come there? 17:35 Daisy Kay I will tell you in a few days when he has come back from china 17:37 Kommissar Mandar Listen 17:39 I had a quite a bit more than I thought I did 17:40 Whatever happens 17:40 I'll be able to help you, okay? 17:40 Daisy Kay I'm just depressed right now. 17:41 I need to get back to work. I'll talk with you tonight. 17:41 Kommissar Mandar Okay 17:42 hang in there, sweets 17:42 Daisy Kay I'm fine 20:37 everything is going to be aaaall right. I was just shaken up today. 20:40 Kommissar Mandar That's good to hear = ) 20:42 You worry too much miss Daisy 20:42 blah 20:43 I just wrote something pretty dark 20:43 Daisy Kay I will have to start waking up earlier. 20:43 Kommissar Mandar poppy tea will put you to sleep if you need help sleeping 20:44 amongst other things 20:44 cleaned out the car today 20:45 turned out not to be as bad as last time lol 20:46 only two full bags full of trash this time around 20:46 makin her seaworthy 20:46 Gotta drive down to Long Island and Toms River 20:47 And literally...get some gold lol 20:47 That'll get me another good thousand bucks or more 20:48 Are you home? 20:49 Daisy Kay I'm in my house. 20:51 Kommissar Mandar okay 20:52 And you're absolutely sure it's not a problem if I come stay? 20:53 Daisy Kay I would not mind. I hope you could put up with me... 20:53 Kommissar Mandar pfffftt 20:53 Daisy Kay ha ha sorry I feel like a wreck right now and I brought it upon myself. 20:54 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, because you're such an annoying asshole 20:54 I know the feel 20:54 I've been through many 'the talks' 20:54 I crunched numbers today 20:55 I have enough for about 5 months rent right off the bat, so that's a relief 20:55 it was 275 you said? 20:55 Daisy Kay I am surprised 20:55 yeah. 20:55 or... 20:55 if you want to get down to the last penny it's 237.50 20:56 Kommissar Mandar oh wow, even less 20:56 that's great 20:56 Daisy Kay haha 20:56 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, I told my stepmom today 20:56 I took her out to breakfast for mother's day 20:56 Daisy Kay cule 20:57 Kommissar Mandar all she kept saying were how horrible my teeth looked 20:57 Daisy Kay reminds me of moving away from my uncle 20:57 Kommissar Mandar but I told her, and she was happy 20:57 Daisy Kay just constantly insulting me until I left 20:57 Kommissar Mandar I"ve grown insensitive to it 20:57 Daisy Kay but not before tossing me to the ground outside 20:57 Kommissar Mandar I know my teeth are bad, big deal 20:58 oh jeez 20:58 Daisy Kay teeth come and go 20:58 Kommissar Mandar well I hope they don't go... 20:58 as bad as they are lol 20:58 Daisy Kay I brush after every meal. 20:58 Kommissar Mandar I brush in the morning and night 20:59 Daisy Kay yeah 20:59 Kommissar Mandar it doesn't do shit 20:59 they're discolored and crooked 20:59 Daisy Kay morning and night is fine 20:59 Kommissar Mandar though 20:59 Daisy Kay well they wont just be fixed 20:59 Kommissar Mandar those crest white strips 20:59 actually REALLY fucking work 20:59 Daisy Kay I was going to say 20:59 not even those work 20:59 Kommissar Mandar 30 bucks 20:59 it's like new teeth 20:59 oh they did wonders for me 21:00 Daisy Kay yeah you won. 21:00 not everyone wins though ha ha 21:00 Kommissar Mandar or maybe it's cause my teeth were far worse and anything would have been a marked improvement 21:00 I really should go for another round of them 21:01 but eh 21:01 I'm far less body conscious than I used to be 21:01 years ago my stepmom would make one comment about my ass and I'd lock myself in a room and cry 21:02 now I just don't give a fuck 21:02 I'm sorry to hear your uncle was such a chode 21:03 Oh hey someone favorited my crappy poem 21:05 good lord 21:06 Daisy Kay I want a fat ass 21:06 Kommissar Mandar I bawled my eyes out at Game of Thrones today 21:06 haha 21:06 eat a lot and wait 21:06 that's how it happened for me 21:07 I actually had a bony flat ass for years 21:07 just recently it....expanded 21:07 Daisy Kay No I would just get like 21:07 a spare tire and a flat butt 21:07 Kommissar Mandar that's how it used to be for me 21:08 but somewhere along the line the fat just started...redirecting itself 21:08 Daisy Kay that's so sexy 21:09 Kommissar Mandar *blush* 21:10 My body changed a lot recently 21:11 I used to be a lot more prone to getting a lot of belly fat 21:11 and face fat....yuck 21:11 now it all goes to my butt and thighs 21:12 Daisy Kay damn that's cool 21:12 hot thighs. 21:12 Kommissar Mandar heh 21:12 they have their share of cellulite 21:13 I fucking hate that shit 21:13 oh god 21:16 Daisy Kay *curls up* 21:16 Kommissar Mandar It's that part of Game of Thrones again... 21:16 I'm gonna tear up = ( 21:16 fucking hell though 21:16 Peter Dinklage can act 21:16 It's the scene where they take Tyrion and just...fucking break him 21:17 And Dinklage just kills it 21:17 ah fuck I'm bawlin 21:19 Daisy Kay *wiggle* 21:20 Kommissar Mandar *squeezes you* 21:22 uhg I'm dizzy, I need to eat something 21:24 Daisy Kay touch fuzzy 21:25 Kommissar Mandar AHAHA 21:25 god, that was one of my favorites as a kid 21:26 lol everyone in the thread is screaming for Dinklage to get an emmy 21:28 I must agree 21:29 I actually cried harder watching that scene just now then when it happened in the book 21:29 alright 21:29 I need food 21:29 imma rustle something up 21:30 Daisy Kay hbo shows are going to be on amazon prime soon. 21:31 lol okay gam of throws wont be on it 21:32 Kommissar Mandar lol gam of throws 21:34 I have most of it torrented on here along with Breaking Bad 21:34 hence why my computer is just begging for death 21:34 oh fuck me 21:36 the next book won't be out before 2020 21:36 = ( 21:36 this guy is worse than Stephen King with the Dark Tower 21:37 Daisy Kay what if he dies 21:37 he doesn't look young 21:38 Kommissar Mandar Don't even say that....= ( 21:38 I worry about that every day lol 21:38 He's really overweight too... 21:38 like way bad 21:38 I mean Jordan had another guy take his place when he died writing the Wheel of Time series 21:39 I didn't get to the books the new dude wrote yet though 21:39 I've been trying to read Wheel of Time it's just....not that good 21:40 overpowered wizards always come and save the day, leaving you with no real sense of suspense 21:40 and of course there's a Gary Stu CHOOOSEEEN OOONE 21:40 And I just...can't take plots that go like that 21:41 The settings and cultures of the world are pretty imaginative 21:42 but that's all it has going for it really 21:42 Daisy Kay I am going to have to pick some stuff up around here. Man I need a new vaccuum... 21:43 *collapses* 21:43 Kommissar Mandar aww 21:43 fraid I don't have one of those 21:44 Daisy Kay nah I do 21:44 I have one I can borrow 21:44 Kommissar Mandar If you have anything you need for the house to bring just let me know 21:44 I've got a Kuerig 21:44 a pretty cool tea maker 21:44 a bunch of towels 21:45 yeah, that's my king's bounty 21:46 shit 22:04 I know I'm not one to criticize anyone's cooking 22:04 but why would you make macaroni salad with ziti noodles? 22:04 why would you do that to food? 22:04 that's whats in the fridge right now 22:04 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHlzIgSvnYc 22:18 I'm laughing way too hard at this right now 22:18 Anyway 22:32 When would it be alright for me to make my way down there? 22:34 i figure I could have all my stuff ready by the second week of June 22:34 if that's not too soon for you 22:34 Monday, 12. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar *flicks your snoot* 00:11 uhhg, I'm cramped up.. 06:04 blah 06:10 I loved Bitcoms 2, btw 07:13 Daisy Kay anytime you are ready 11:54 Kommissar Mandar ah ok 11:57 I'm wondering if I should sell my bed 11:58 It might be too much hassle to take it 11:58 would your landlord be okay with a waterbed? 11:58 Daisy Kay I will find a mattress for you. 12:24 Kommissar Mandar You're the sweetest <3 14:23 *kisses your snoot* 14:23 I'll bet you can see all the stars out there... 14:28 Daisy Kay oh yes, is very starry. 16:37 Don't get too excited but there MIGHT be a job opening for a dental assistant here. MIGHT. 16:38 no experience needed. 16:39 Kommissar Mandar Don't worry, I already looked 17:03 there's jobs in my field 17:03 Thank you for looking for me though, : 3 17:03 I always wind up with something 17:03 Again, I can't thank you enough 17:05 It's wild to even think that I'm actually getting out of this dump again 17:08 I haven't been this happy since before I moved to Arizona 17:08 KC isn't a far drive, there looks to be some eye tech jobs there 17:15 Daisy Kay if you don't mind driving for an hour at a time yeah. 17:31 Kommissar Mandar lol I lived in AZ 17:31 Daisy Kay I dunno how far away stuff is where you live. Pleasant Hill is nestled in the middle of nowhere. 17:31 Kommissar Mandar an hour is nothing 17:31 Daisy Kay okay yeah. I lived in Mineral, VA once too. 17:31 Kommissar Mandar when you're out thre 17:32 Daisy Kay My parents still live there. I don't know how they can stand it. 17:32 Kommissar Mandar is it that bad there? 17:32 I've never been to VA 17:32 Daisy Kay Mineral, VA is just 17:32 mostly nothing. The population is like, three digits. 17:32 Kommissar Mandar I like small, isolated places 17:33 Daisy Kay in the 400s. lol. 17:33 Kommissar Mandar AZ is like 17:33 welp, I need milk 17:33 gotta drive through 40 minutes of desert to get to the store 17:33 now I need something else 17:34 Daisy Kay It was once in the 500s but curiously that was around 2000. The class of 2000 all moved away apparently. 17:34 Kommissar Mandar drive anothr hour of desert to get where you need to go 17:34 Daisy Kay me included. 17:34 Kommissar Mandar haha 17:34 Daisy Kay what kind of education do you have 17:35 Kommissar Mandar Pleasant hill doesn't seem nearly as spread out as Phoenix was 17:35 Daisy Kay my boss was askin all kinds of questions 17:35 haha 17:35 Kommissar Mandar I'm a loser college dropout 17:35 lol the Tax man 17:35 Daisy Kay cool, he is also a college drop-out. 17:35 Kommissar Mandar yaaay 17:35 Daisy Kay I can tell him that. 17:35 Kommissar Mandar I was going for a degree in psych 17:35 but...shit happened 17:35 Daisy Kay That's okay. I didn't go. 17:36 Kommissar Mandar ain't worth the money, ybh 17:36 tbh* 17:36 plus the school I went to was...terrible 17:36 Daisy Kay I was going to be in Atlanta, had some relatives there so I wouldn't have had to worry about rent 17:36 I wonder if I had actually went to school there if I'd be working in TV animation earlier haha 17:37 Kommissar Mandar eh 17:37 I don't know much about the field to be honest 17:37 Daisy Kay I never even realized that Atlanta, GA was an animation hub. 17:37 haha well it is now. 17:37 Kommissar Mandar but I think talent is the most important thing 17:37 Daisy Kay Yeah I mean, I'm glad I didn't go 17:38 Kommissar Mandar My buddy Matt wanted to get into animation so he went to Full Sail 17:38 He's 50 grand in debt and he couldn't finish 17:38 I feel so bad for him 17:38 Daisy Kay the 2000s after the dot-com bubble would have been a bad time for me to go into debt. 17:38 Kommissar Mandar He just joined the Navy because there was just no other way for him to survive 17:38 Daisy Kay Mineral, VA has not been noteworthy at all. 17:39 Kommissar Mandar I have never been in debt thank god 17:39 At least it's not Old Bridge, NJ 17:40 that's where I live 17:40 Did you ever come around it when you lived in Jersey? 17:40 Daisy Kay except that's where the epicenter of that east coast earthquake was 17:41 it was weird to hear about my tiny tiny tiny town in the news. 17:41 Kommissar Mandar We had an earthquake in Old Bridge once! 17:41 I thought my dad just dropped something heavy 17:41 Daisy Kay Well, understand... 17:41 the east coast never gets quakes. 17:41 Kommissar Mandar but then I'm like....the house won't stop shaking 17:41 Old Bridge has had several very minor ones 17:42 Daisy Kay It's a mostly solid sheet of plate underground. 17:42 So when a quake does happen, the entire coast feels it. 17:42 Kommissar Mandar makes sense 17:42 Daisy Kay it was like, back in 2011. 17:43 It was all over the news. 17:43 Kommissar Mandar I think we must be thinking of the same one 17:43 Because here in OB we did actually feel it 17:43 Daisy Kay *presses your nose* 17:44 Kommissar Mandar Have you ever been to South Amboy? 17:44 That's where I went to high school 17:45 Daisy Kay no. 17:45 I dunno if I ever listed the places I've been but... born in Vineland, NJ, lived in Texas and North Carolina around 2-3. Back to Vineland, then Virginia, then back to Vineland, then to Philly for eight years. 17:47 Kommissar Mandar oh wow, you were way far from me when it comes to Jersey 17:48 you were almost by Cape May 17:48 and Atlantic City 17:48 Daisy Kay I have visted Delaware, Georgia, San-Diego, LA, and Seattle. 17:49 yeah South jersey 17:49 Kommissar Mandar I visited LA! 17:49 Daisy Kay near Philly. 17:49 Kommissar Mandar god, that was a fun drive 17:49 I've been there too 17:49 Daisy Kay Like seriously less than 30 minutes. 17:49 that's why I moved there. 17:49 just in case I had to run back 17:50 again 17:50 Kommissar Mandar mmm 17:50 I wouldn't be crazy about living in a city 17:50 Daisy Kay I loved it. 17:50 Kommissar Mandar well...I lived in a city 17:50 But Phoenix isn't like a city 17:50 Daisy Kay I could walk and take the bus/train 17:50 the L. 17:50 Kommissar Mandar in the sense that NY and Philly are 17:50 Daisy Kay travel is so streamlined. 17:51 Kommissar Mandar I was born in Edison NJ, lived in Old Bridge, and Phoenix AZ 17:51 spent 8 months in AZ and the rest living in the garbage state 17:52 Daisy Kay I love the uniformness of cities. 17:52 Kommissar Mandar Do you want me to teach you how to drive again? 17:52 Daisy Kay how everything is a grid shape. You can't get lost. 17:52 ehhh, I think I can drive in an emergency, but 17:52 I normally do not need to. 17:52 Kommissar Mandar Well if you do, I can take you where you need to go 17:52 Daisy Kay yeah. 17:53 but like I said if something were to happen like... uh... I dunno, we had to get away from a giant monster and your ankle broke 17:53 I am purposefully coming up with a wacky scenario 17:53 but for real, I can drive 17:54 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha 17:54 Daisy Kay I just been so out of practice. 17:54 Kommissar Mandar Don't worry, I've trusted people who were probably far worse at driving with my car 17:54 Daisy Kay You drive, I'll buy the groceries. 17:54 Kommissar Mandar well I'd have to chip in 17:55 Daisy Kay My fridge at home is tiny. 17:55 so may have to make frequent trips. 17:55 Basically I have two refridgerators. One huge one where only the freezer works and one small one for regular cold items. 17:56 Kommissar Mandar ah 17:57 Daisy Kay yeah that space is cursed. 17:57 Every large fridge plugged into that wall stopped working, leaving only the freezer. 17:58 Kommissar Mandar jesus... 17:58 makes me wish I still had my mini fridge 17:58 Daisy Kay haha I do not believe in curses but I do believe in statistics and averages and it is highly likely that something is causing it or just an amazing coincidence. 17:59 Kommissar Mandar scored that thing for 30 bucks in AZ and it worked like a charm 17:59 house ghost 18:00 Daisy Kay yeah my mini-fridge works great. 18:00 Kommissar Mandar I loved having one 18:02 I'll bet you probably don't get too much traffic out there either 18:02 Daisy Kay most of my fresh veggies are in the fridge at work. 18:02 Kommissar Mandar well, a lot less than I'm used to 18:02 Daisy Kay Yeah it's mostly traffic free here. 18:02 Kommissar Mandar seriously, I was hitting my steering wheel today 18:03 I can't stand the traffic where I live 18:03 and it's constant 18:03 unless you drive at 2 am 18:03 I'm so done with 30 minute drives taking an hour just because no one will fucking move 18:05 it looks less spaced out there than AZ which is good 18:06 that just got...overwhelming and annoying 18:07 Daisy Kay Yeah. LA traffic is lousy... and you know why? Rich assholes REFUSE to allow trains and subways in their city. 18:08 they still complain about pollution and traffic 18:08 Kommissar Mandar oh god LA traffic 18:08 Daisy Kay they are DUMB. 18:08 Kommissar Mandar I would not want to live there 18:08 7 hours straight I drove 18:09 in total peace 18:09 Daisy Kay they have tried over and over again to impliment public transit in LA. 18:09 Kommissar Mandar until I got to...LA 18:09 and then chaos 18:09 IN MAH DAY YOU COULD TAKE THE RED CAR FOR A NICKEL 18:09 Daisy Kay We had trolley cars in some parts of Philly. 18:10 Kommissar Mandar Roger Rabbit is a surprisingly accurate portrayal of the downall of the LA transportation system 18:10 downfall* 18:10 Daisy Kay WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS 18:10 Kommissar Mandar I have a pony sticker on my bumper 18:11 it has a hole in its head 18:11 because I backed into someone in LA 18:11 cause they parked to fucking close to my car 18:11 Daisy Kay sorry I was having fun with skype edits. 18:12 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 18:12 then after I bumped the car 18:13 I sprayed gas all over myself 18:13 because I was still getting used to the whole do-it-yourself gas thing 18:13 that was just an all around bad day lol 18:13 Daisy Kay oh 18:13 yeah... New Jersey and... 18:14 Kommissar Mandar haha yeah 18:14 Daisy Kay yeah 18:14 Kommissar Mandar New Jersey and Oregon 18:14 we sit on our fat asses while the gas is pumped for us 18:14 Daisy Kay I remember not pumping my own gas. 18:14 what a job that must be. 18:14 Kommissar Mandar I like pumping it myself better 18:14 Daisy Kay just wait for someone to roll up and all you have to do is fill their tank 18:15 The easiest but smelliest job. 18:15 Kommissar Mandar I'd find that pretty relaxing 18:15 of course 18:15 Daisy Kay haha 18:15 Kommissar Mandar when I pull up 18:15 no one understands that my car still has crank windows 18:15 so I have to dive over 18:15 unroll 18:16 and awkwardly hand them the money 18:16 Daisy Kay so retro 18:16 Kommissar Mandar haha yes 18:16 So Cavalier 18:16 I'm actually really looking forward to driving through the midwest 18:17 Ive never actually...seen it lol 18:17 I've only ever flown to AZ and been through the deserts 18:17 my buddies driven across the country before 18:17 Daisy Kay there is a lot of green. 18:18 Kommissar Mandar he told me "It's like god just forgot to put shit there" 18:18 Do you ever get tornadoes where you are? 18:18 Daisy Kay I think they're rare. None have ever come near us. 18:20 Kommissar Mandar that's good 18:20 Daisy Kay No natural disasters ever seem to happen here. 18:20 Kommissar Mandar that's a relief 18:21 Living through Sandy...wasn't fun 18:21 Daisy Kay Yeah, this is a low-stress zone. 18:22 I think the only crime we got here are some meth heads but even then it's not a big deal. 18:22 Kommissar Mandar AHAAHAHAHA 18:23 oh man 18:23 That reminds me of AZ 18:23 Daisy Kay hey it's a midwest thing 18:23 Kommissar Mandar meth heads...everywhere 18:23 Daisy Kay the drug of choice. 18:23 Kommissar Mandar they were rampant where I lived 18:23 you'd see them dancing everywhere 18:24 I'd make frequent trips to Mesa 18:25 AZ gets really, really, fucking scary fast once you hit the wrong areas 18:25 they were harmless for the most part though 18:26 Daisy Kay No one ever gets murdered here. 18:27 Kommissar Mandar haha 18:27 Daisy Kay I think I have read about exactly one murder in the news here. 18:27 Kommissar Mandar a contrast to where I live 18:27 a lot of times when I tell people I'm from Old Bridge 18:28 I get 18:28 Daisy Kay stark contrast to my old neighborhood in SouthEast Philly. 18:28 Kommissar Mandar "Isn't that where that guy was killed?" 18:28 and I'm like "which one?" 18:28 yeah, that's a rough patch too 18:29 Daisy Kay apparenly people got murdered in my neighborhood every week. 18:29 like, literally a few blocks away from me. 18:29 Kommissar Mandar oh jesus... 18:30 Daisy Kay I mean it was crazy 18:30 Kommissar Mandar that would unnerve me to say the least 18:30 yeah...that's why I prefer quiet, low-key places 18:30 so do you have an apartment or rented house? 18:31 Daisy Kay basically 18:31 you just had to know the good blocks vs bad blocks 18:31 and stay out of the bad blocks. 18:31 I am renting a duplex. 18:32 Kommissar Mandar nice1 18:32 Daisy Kay yeah my first one. I used to live in rowhouses so it's nothing new. 18:32 it just means there's only someone living on one side of me rather than both sides. 18:33 Kommissar Mandar that's really cool 18:33 Daisy Kay they are nice. 18:33 oh man 18:33 Kommissar Mandar both places I had in Jersey were tiny apartments 18:33 Daisy Kay I'll have to tell them they can't use both parking slots anymore... 18:33 haha they'll have to get used to it 18:33 Kommissar Mandar I could park on the street 18:34 if that's allowed 18:34 Daisy Kay nah I pay rent here too! 18:34 I should finally be allowed to use the space. 18:34 Kommissar Mandar true, true 18:35 I have to get my car registered there quick 18:35 my car's been illegally registered in AZ for like the past 6 months lol 18:35 Daisy Kay yeah don't worry about that 18:36 I mean, do get it done, but 18:36 I once had an expired ID for 6 months 18:36 haha 18:36 Kommissar Mandar same here! 18:36 I can technically keep my AZ license forever 18:36 it expires in 2054 18:36 which works because I just think the picture on my AZ license came out really good lol 18:37 Daisy Kay I want a new ID to reflect the fact that I have lost well over 50lbs. 18:38 that would be the only change. 18:39 Kommissar Mandar haha that's right 18:39 actually hold on a minute 18:39 ah, mine says 125 pounds 18:39 I might have...lied a tad lol 18:39 Daisy Kay *hugssss* 18:40 Kommissar Mandar *spanks your butt* 18:40 get yo licensed changed to reflect your newfound sexiness 18:40 heh 18:41 it reminds of me of something 18:41 when me and my buddies got taken in for being at the Marlboro Asylum 18:42 And me and the cops were just having a smarm fest 18:42 I had the wrong address on my license at the time 18:42 and this fucking cop tells me 18:42 "Well if we find your body in pieces in a garbage bag we won't know where to call to identify you" 18:43 and I'm like 18:43 "At that point I don't think I'll really give a shit" 18:43 my severed head doesn't really give a shit where it gets dropped off, thank you very much 18:44 Daisy Kay That's not how an ID works. 18:44 Kommissar Mandar This cop didn't know how anything worked 18:44 oh my god...this cop 18:44 I think I told you parts of this story 18:45 Daisy Kay I'm going to try to scare you because you're a youngster and youngsters scare me 18:45 Kommissar Mandar but this cop will always hold a special place in my heart 18:45 as being the biggest idiot douche cop I've ever met 18:45 it worked for the other youngsters 18:45 not for me 18:45 I tell you what 18:45 there was nothing more priceless than seeing a bunch of BIG BAD ANONYMOUS warriors all hugging eachother and crying at the mercy of the clowniest cop I've ever seen 18:46 My father was a lieutenant for 31 years 18:47 Daisy Kay yeah 18:47 Kommissar Mandar I know a bit how cops work 18:47 Daisy Kay this is as much I know 18:47 they could not handle being caught in the real world. 18:47 at least online they can post pictures of underage anime children and make fun of everyone else but themselves but then in the real world they don't have the power of being faceless. 18:48 Kommissar Mandar oh I've known many an anon in real life 18:49 they can't handle anything 18:49 and god... 18:49 You know 18:49 The day I had one of my old Keansburg friends sit down and try to explain to me that IT'S OKAY BECAUSE IT'S ONLY AN ARTISTIC REPRESENTATION OF AN 8 YEAR OLD... 18:50 I just knew I was done with that entire group of people 18:50 and the ones in New York were no better 18:50 they were the ones with me when we got arrested 18:51 Daisy Kay I wouldn't even care if not for their insistance that it's "not a big deal" and that they wanna make fun of actual consenting adults 18:51 Kommissar Mandar oh this particular individual 18:51 it started with the anime 18:51 Daisy Kay jus accept that you're a freak 18:51 Kommissar Mandar and then he shows me 14 year old vaginas on his phone 18:51 Daisy Kay No 18:51 Kommissar Mandar and then comes the 4th of July party 18:52 where he got my cousin drunk and groped her 18:52 Daisy Kay no 18:52 Kommissar Mandar ..and texted her the next day... 18:52 to tell her that he did it 18:52 That was the last straw 18:52 Daisy Kay but it's okay 18:53 it was "for the luls." 18:53 Kommissar Mandar she was 16 18:53 Daisy Kay hey, can't troll a troll, am i right 18:53 Kommissar Mandar That boy lives in fucking Hawaii right now on his parents dime 18:53 hurr hurrrrr 18:53 pissing in an ocean of piss 18:53 Daisy Kay brb 18:53 Kommissar Mandar k 18:53 Daisy Kay I took a shower 19:45 la la, drying off 19:57 Kommissar Mandar mmmm 20:00 I could go for a hot shower right now 20:00 try and work these cramps out 20:01 they're killing me 20:01 *smells your fresh wet hair* 20:04 Daisy Kay I wanna put on a show. 20:05 Kommissar Mandar what show? 20:06 *hugs you from behind* 20:24 Daisy Kay skype is being glitchy... 20:41 Kommissar Mandar Im just pissed I can't get it to work on my damn phone 20:42 Daisy Kay yeah me too 20:42 Kommissar Mandar I'm also pissed I seem to have lost the pics I had from inside that asylum 20:42 Daisy Kay it keeps freezing or something 20:42 Kommissar Mandar I got some really great shots 20:43 Daisy Kay what kinda phone you go 20:43 Kommissar Mandar LG Optimus 20:44 Which surprisingly I like a lot better than the Droid I had that went for a swim 20:44 It's hard to find nice cases for it though = ( 20:45 but seriously 20:46 the battery lasts...forever 20:46 Daisy Kay sigh 20:48 Kommissar Mandar I wonder how good my virgin mobile will work out there 20:48 Daisy Kay I got all gussied up 20:48 Kommissar Mandar oh did you? =O 20:48 Daisy Kay My connection seems to be just great out here. 20:49 I've been able to walk and talk 20:49 and text 20:49 and... stuff... 20:49 Kommissar Mandar You have virgin mobile too? 20:50 Daisy Kay no, it's an iphone with sprint. 20:50 Kommissar Mandar ah 20:51 My service is great here 20:52 in AZ it was terrible 20:52 Daisy Kay I'm so confused right now though 20:52 it says there's a software update, but... 20:52 oh okay, here we go 20:52 Kommissar Mandar I've been ignoring mine for weeks 20:52 Daisy Kay maybe this will fix it 20:53 Kommissar Mandar I kinda want to see a picture of you all gussied up : 3 20:54 Daisy Kay it seems to be internet problems 20:54 which is weird, but... okay. 20:55 it's updating... 20:56 Kommissar Mandar ooh boy 20:56 Daisy Kay while I figure out what's wrong with skype... 21:07 Sent file IMG_0683.JPG. 21:07 Kommissar Mandar You look so innocent there... 21:08 Daisy Kay Sent file IMG_0593.JPG. 21:08 Kommissar Mandar God..... 21:09 those getaway sticks : 3 21:10 Daisy Kay Test 21:10 Kommissar Mandar toast 21:10 I know I've said this before 21:11 but you're beautiful 21:11 And if you'll let me 21:11 I want to hold you in person and tell you that myself 21:12 That as much as you nitpick at yourself, you're absolutely lovely 21:17 Daisy Kay Call 21:19 Kommissar Mandar Call ended 21:21 Daisy Kay okay *blush* 21:21 Kommissar Mandar Sorry if I sounded awkward 21:21 Daisy Kay no it's okay 21:21 Kommissar Mandar My parents are in the next room 21:21 I didn't want to say anything to...telling 21:21 You're... 21:21 I don't know what to say 21:22 Daisy Kay no it's fine *bluuush* 21:22 Kommissar Mandar It took you a lot of courage to do that 21:22 You know 21:22 that anything you show me or say to me 21:22 will always stay between us, right? 21:23 Daisy Kay ha ha sure c: 21:23 Call 21:23 Kommissar Mandar I told my parents you didn't have one : 3 21:23 just so they wouldn't worry 21:23 God... 21:24 Those legs... 21:24 I didn't think you had one 21:24 but now that I know you do 21:24 I find you even more exciting 21:24 Oh hi Kit : 3 21:25 Call ended 21:25 I've never laid eyes on anyone so lovely 21:26 I dare say 21:26 There are things I want to do to that cock 21:26 But only if you'll let me 21:26 I want you 21:27 But I know you've been through hell 21:27 Daisy Kay *blush* I'm sensitive about touching but yeah 21:27 *touches you* 21:27 Kommissar Mandar and it would kill me if I hurt you 21:27 Daisy Kay *touch* 21:27 Kommissar Mandar let me see here... 21:28 one second.... 21:28 Sent file downsize23-1.jpg. 21:30 old and silly, but... 21:30 Your pictures do not do you justice 21:31 at all 21:31 You don't know how truly lovely your face is 21:31 Daisy Kay Sent file daintyhands.JPG. 21:32 Kommissar Mandar And I would simply hold you forever if that was all you were comfortable with 21:32 Daisy Kay I have small hands 21:33 Kommissar Mandar You have little hands like me : 3 21:33 Daisy Kay and small feet 21:33 Kommissar Mandar Not a small...you know 21:33 Daisy Kay I wonder how they'd look side by side 21:33 Kommissar Mandar heh 21:34 Daisy Kay *touches hands* 21:34 Kommissar Mandar You show me anymore of yourself I might lose it and throw all my shit in my car and leave tonight 21:34 And I still have a few dollars to make ^_~ 21:35 Daisy Kay what do you usually do for a living 21:35 Kommissar Mandar I'm an Ophthalmic technician 21:35 Daisy Kay oh right 21:36 Kommissar Mandar It's a fancy word for an eye doctors bitch 21:36 Daisy Kay No I remember 21:36 Kommissar Mandar but right now 21:36 My mother has a great deal of gold for me that I need to go collect 21:36 As does my aunt 21:36 Daisy Kay moms for gold 21:36 aunts for gold 21:36 Kommissar Mandar chicks for free 21:36 that'll more than cover the gas for the drive 21:37 And you're sure the first week of june is not too soon for me to come? 21:38 I'd get on camera for you too 21:40 But I'm disheveled and bloody down there 21:40 Daisy Kay hehe hheheh c: 21:40 And yeah June is great 21:40 Kommissar Mandar good : 3 21:40 Daisy Kay *daisy tugs on your waistband* show me your wiener 21:41 Kommissar Mandar *yours is a hard act to follow* 21:41 (I'd ask to see it again, but I don't want to trouble you) 21:41 Daisy Kay it was just a spur of the moment surprise 21:42 Kommissar Mandar mmm I see 21:42 Well I certainly enjoyed it 21:42 Daisy Kay I would like to see you but I must admit that I did just 21:43 groom myself a lot first 21:44 Kommissar Mandar I look terrible right now 21:44 Daisy Kay I bet you look pretty even when you are not feeling all right. 21:45 Kommissar Mandar aww...<3 21:45 Daisy Kay I work pretty hard to look decent. 21:46 Kommissar Mandar You look more than decent 21:46 You're eyes are so beautiful... 21:47 You're legs... 21:47 Your mouth... 21:48 everything 21:48 Daisy Kay your eyes 21:48 so big and expressive. I love eyes like that 21:48 Kommissar Mandar *blushes* 21:49 I want to hold you so badly... 21:49 You'd be alright with that, won't you? 21:50 letting me cuddle you? 21:50 Daisy Kay *scoots close* 21:51 yeah 21:52 Kommissar Mandar mmm *sighs* 21:52 I can't wait to be with you 21:54 *huggles* 21:54 Daisy Kay *presses up close* 21:54 Kommissar Mandar *kisses you on those soft, full lips* 21:55 Daisy Kay *smears our lipstick together* 21:56 Kommissar Mandar *mmm* *purrs* *slides tongue in your pretty mouth* 21:56 Daisy Kay *tastes all minty* 21:57 Kommissar Mandar *presses my tits to your chest* 21:58 *runs my fingers through your soft, dark hair* 21:59 (it looks so fucking soft) 22:00 Daisy Kay it's not ha ha *blush* 22:00 Kommissar Mandar I find that hard to believe 22:00 Daisy Kay and I don't like my hair touched because it's easy to tangle your fingers in it. 22:00 Kommissar Mandar mm I'll remember that 22:00 Daisy Kay I think I told you there are like 22:00 strands woven in. 22:01 so it's all knotty underneath. 22:01 Kommissar Mandar ahh, I see 22:01 My hair is thin and stringy = ( 22:01 too much dyeing over the years 22:03 Daisy Kay I would love to have your hair... cut short of course. 22:04 Kommissar Mandar I don't dye it at all anymore 22:05 Daisy Kay I have this hair bleach that's supposed to work on the whole body but it doesn't. 22:06 I tried it just under my bangs where it turned my hair... red... 22:07 but not bleached. 22:07 haha 22:07 Kommissar Mandar If you ever want your hair bleached I know how to do it without wrecking it 22:08 but you look so pretty with dark hair : 3 22:08 I would get hair extensions if I could 22:10 I want my hair to be long again 22:10 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks down at his pants* 22:11 Kommissar Mandar Your cock is pretty... 22:12 *pets it* 22:13 Daisy Kay *winces and squirts against your hand through his pants* 22:13 Kommissar Mandar It makes me want to touch myself, but...the blood 22:14 *purrs* 22:14 Daisy Kay it's very common to feel that way 22:14 while bleeding 22:14 some women just go for it, even if it makes a mess. 22:15 Kommissar Mandar I never feel like doing it while bleeding 22:15 Daisy Kay okay 22:15 Kommissar Mandar I just want to cuddle up warm 22:15 Daisy Kay I was just saying that 22:15 it's common to feel uh... 22:15 *whispers* you know 22:15 I seem to be having connection problems tonight. 22:17 *curls up beside you* 22:17 Kommissar Mandar Sent file CAM00113.jpg. 22:18 Daisy Kay butt butt 22:19 I would love to have that body. Your butt is so wonderfully big. 22:19 Kommissar Mandar awww *hides face and peeks through fingers* 22:20 Daisy Kay I should consider going on hrt. Then my body hair will thin out and I'll get a butt that's almost like that. 22:20 Kommissar Mandar I don't think I could handle you being any prettier <3 22:21 in all seriousness though 22:21 you'd look lovely if you did that 22:21 Daisy Kay My breasts would get bigger but I already can take care of that. 22:22 Kommissar Mandar I love having big breasts 22:23 small ones have their advantages too 22:24 Daisy Kay *takes your hand and guides it over to them, letting you touch their oddly-proportioned body.* 22:24 Kommissar Mandar What I saw looked absolutely fine 22:24 no oddness 22:24 Daisy Kay you never felt it 22:24 Kommissar Mandar I want to 22:24 Daisy Kay I think I either have short legs or a long torso... 22:25 Kommissar Mandar I want to touch it and run my nails over it so your nerve endings get all tingly and you feel floaty 22:25 That was a trick I learned in Scientology, you know 22:26 it's called a touch assist 22:26 you stimulate a persons nerves with your nails, and it releases endorphans so they feel all swimmy 22:27 My nails have grown really long too...they look fake 22:27 but I want to run them all over your soft skin 22:28 Sent file CAM00958.jpg. 22:30 Daisy Kay I bet your hands are bigger than mine. 22:31 I really do have baby hands. Every person I hold my hand up to theirs is bigger 22:31 Kommissar Mandar I'll be surprised if yours are smaller 22:32 though yours did look pretty small... 22:35 Daisy Kay unless your fingers just happen to be really slender 22:35 Kommissar Mandar they are really slender 22:36 slenderman hands 22:36 Daisy Kay *nibbles food* 22:37 Kommissar Mandar http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/0527102136.jpg 22:39 I bleached my bangs too once : 3 22:39 the bleach I use gets the jerb done 22:39 Sent file downsize(3).jpg. 22:42 Daisy Kay well the bleach I was using is supposed to just be for body and facial hair 22:42 Kommissar Mandar oooh 22:42 I honestly cannot think of a hair color I did not have 22:42 Daisy Kay but there is a good chance my hair wont ever get as yellow and orange as it did that one time years ago 22:42 it's just so dark now. It'll turn red. 22:42 Kommissar Mandar I like it dark : 3 22:43 Daisy Kay me too 22:43 just 22:43 there's parts where I'd like it to be an even peach fuzz. 22:44 Some areas it is, some it isnt 22:44 Kommissar Mandar mmm 22:46 My hair isn't even at all 22:46 I went nuts before I left AZ and hacked it all off in the bathroom 22:46 so one side is noticably longer than the other 22:47 Would you ever grow your hair long? 22:56 *snuggles up to you* 23:10 Tuesday, 13. May 2014 Daisy Kay I did bikes 00:17 Kommissar Mandar Oh god 00:17 I'm a little buzzed 00:17 I'm talking to my buddy 00:17 Daisy Kay I really wish I had more things to use. 00:17 oh? 00:17 Kommissar Mandar We're taking you to Vegas 00:17 we already decided 00:17 Daisy Kay oh geez 00:17 haha c: 00:18 Kommissar Mandar Believe me 00:18 You'll have fun 00:18 Daisy Kay I have 00:18 a cute little friend that lives in Reno 00:18 literally little. He's five feet tall. 00:18 Kommissar Mandar awww 00:18 Daisy Kay c: 00:18 haha 00:18 Kommissar Mandar don't underestimate them short folk 00:18 Daisy Kay I wish i was short 00:19 Kommissar Mandar My friend drove cross country 00:19 Daisy Kay because I look so goood from a down angle 00:19 Kommissar Mandar so I'm asking him how the ride will be 00:19 You look good from any angle 00:19 Daisy Kay just saying 00:20 that's my good side 00:20 Kommissar Mandar You just...look good. Period. 00:20 Daisy Kay so I guess I should like 00:20 go down on you more 00:20 Kommissar Mandar Mayhap you should 00:20 Daisy Kay haha 00:20 Kommissar Mandar : 3 00:20 My buddy is a goon and loves your cartoons by the way 00:22 We went to high school together and he introduced me to SA 00:22 So yeah 00:22 We're totally taking you on vacation to Vegas 00:22 Daisy Kay chevy chase 00:23 Kommissar Mandar AHAHAHA 00:23 I'll be Randy Quaid 00:23 Daisy Kay I'm the cousin that you want to fuck 00:23 Kommissar Mandar ahaha YES!! 00:23 Cousin Vicky! 00:23 (the National Lampoon Vacation movies are some of my all time favorites) 00:24 I want to get on camera for you 00:26 but i look to disgusting 00:26 It's humid here and I'm all sweaty 00:26 Does it get humid in MO? 00:27 Daisy Kay yes. 00:27 Kommissar Mandar oh boy 00:27 Daisy Kay but... 00:27 Kommissar Mandar that's ok though 00:27 I'm used to it 00:27 Daisy Kay our weather has been evening out lately. 00:28 I noticed a trend where... the winters are not very cold and the summers are not very hot. 00:28 so who knows. 00:28 Kommissar Mandar Same thing has been happening here 00:28 Daisy Kay climate change 00:28 Kommissar Mandar yeah 00:28 Daisy Kay haha 00:28 but yes 00:29 Kommissar Mandar I'll bring lots of shorts then 00:29 I had to buy like 10 pairs in AZ 00:30 Daisy Kay because your butt got wet? 00:31 Kommissar Mandar at 115 degrees 00:32 your butt will get wet 00:32 no matter what 00:32 Daisy Kay I notice that I sweat less. 00:32 there's a lot of amazing changes to your body 00:32 when you shed 50lbs. 00:32 Kommissar Mandar I can imagine 00:33 I've never shed that much 00:33 30 pounds was a lot for me 00:33 Daisy Kay you're smaller 00:34 you don't need to lose that much 00:34 I am 5'11" 00:34 Kommissar Mandar true, I have a lot less height 00:34 You're tall 00:34 Daisy Kay so I had more on me 00:34 Kommissar Mandar well 00:36 you look...in shape to say the least 00:36 fuck 00:36 you're.... 00:36 I don't even know what to say 00:37 Gorgeous 00:37 Daisy Kay grumpy 00:38 Kommissar Mandar grumpy? 00:39 Daisy Kay grumpy but gorgeous 00:39 Kommissar Mandar that's more like it 00:39 Daisy Kay https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=388286957976305&set=a.100944603377210.1285.100003850113004&type=1 00:39 Kommissar Mandar awww' 00:39 uuhg 00:40 I want to get on camera with you like you did for me 00:41 but I'm all greasy 00:41 and bloated 00:41 Daisy Kay you're a beautiful, shiny, suasage 00:42 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha 00:42 that's one way to put it 00:42 Well 00:43 You'll see me soon enough 00:43 Daisy Kay just show me your face 00:44 face eyes 00:44 Kommissar Mandar it's gross 00:45 but okay 00:45 I have no makeup on 00:45 Call 00:45 Call ended 00:46 hold on I did that wrong 00:46 Daisy Kay woobs 00:46 Kommissar Mandar Call 00:46 Daisy Kay yes 00:46 I wish I looked that good without makeup 00:47 yeahright 00:47 c: 00:47 aw you kissed my eyeball 00:47 I have central air here 00:47 so that is good 00:48 I like your smile shucks 00:48 Kommissar Mandar Call ended 00:49 Daisy Kay c: 00:49 pat pat 00:49 Kommissar Mandar yeah, get used to that mess every morning 00:49 I look better in person, I promise 00:50 Daisy Kay I was gonna say something self deprecating again but 00:51 Kommissar Mandar I wish I could see you just one more time.. 00:51 Daisy Kay you're just going to say more compliments so I wont 00:51 *hugs and pats* 00:52 Kommissar Mandar I'd go on with you 00:52 grease and all 00:52 Daisy Kay he he. I have some night-time face cream on right now. 00:52 Kommissar Mandar awww 00:52 Sent file IMG_0403.JPG. 00:53 like dis? 00:53 Daisy Kay haha yeah somethin like that yes 00:54 Kommissar Mandar lol! 00:55 You'll have to show me your beauty secrets 00:55 Daisy Kay it mostly invovles me accidentally putting something bad on my face and breaking out 00:57 Kommissar Mandar aww 00:59 well I've had acne for the past 12 years = ( 00:59 I know what a pain in the ass it is 01:00 Daisy Kay I never broke out until I started putting stuff on my face ha ha 01:00 I need to get all the tiny microscopic hairs just pulled out of my head 01:01 then I wont break out anymore 01:01 Kommissar Mandar I started breaking out when I was 12 01:01 and didn't stop 01:01 Daisy Kay I didn't get it much honestly 01:01 I used to wash my face constantly, always fearful that I would get acne. 01:02 Kommissar Mandar I try so hard to keep it away 01:03 but I'm just prone to it I guess 01:03 it's not terrible 01:04 but it's annoying 01:04 Daisy Kay Well I used to just 01:04 Kommissar Mandar oh fuck 01:04 fuck 01:04 Daisy Kay hm? 01:04 Kommissar Mandar Do you ever get creeped out by the emergency alert signal 01:04 ? 01:04 I hear it and it just sets me on edge... 01:05 It just played 01:05 Daisy Kay I don't watch tv or listen to the radio. 01:07 Kommissar Mandar I had it on in the background 01:08 I don't know why, that sound just sets me into a near panic attack 01:08 Daisy Kay it is a loud buzz. 01:09 synth sounds make me nervous. 01:09 *curls up next to you.* 01:10 I tend to sleep in my own bed 01:10 but I will still come and visit 01:10 *spoons* 01:10 Kommissar Mandar awww 01:11 *enjoys your warmth* 01:11 I'm glad I'm not the only one 01:11 Like I get...seriously creeped out 01:11 Daisy Kay I am a heavy sleeper 01:11 I toss a lot. 01:11 Kommissar Mandar Me too! 01:12 Daisy Kay and sometimes I shout suddenly 01:12 it's not always but sometimes 01:12 I might suddenly say "NO!" or "SHUT UP" 01:12 haha 01:12 Kommissar Mandar Well if you shout I'm coming to check on you 01:12 Daisy Kay cheep cheep 01:12 *curls up tighter* 01:13 Kommissar Mandar *huggles you and keeps you warm* 01:14 there are actually some pink floyd songs I have trouble listening too because synth creeps me out 01:18 Welcome to the Machine and Hey You 01:19 Daisy Kay I always got freaked out by (but loved) the Tales From The Darkside theme. 11:20 Kommissar Mandar You like that show too? =O 12:47 I love the show and the theme! 12:48 Daisy Kay heheh I thought it might've been before your time c: 12:48 It did not get many reruns. 12:48 Kommissar Mandar nope, I love it 12:48 Despite the fact the fact the budget was zilch 12:49 Daisy Kay My mom taped a bunch of episodes, like Ursa Minor 12:49 Kommissar Mandar I thought the stories were amazingly written 12:49 Daisy Kay "teddy did it" 12:49 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha yes! 12:49 I actually cried during an episode 12:49 It was the one with the alien lady who comes to Earth to study humans 12:50 Daisy Kay Oh and 12:50 the episode where the guy was dead but didn't know it 12:50 I was afraid to sneeze for a long time 12:50 haha 12:50 Kommissar Mandar awww 12:50 Daisy Kay oh it wasn't THAT bad 12:50 I mean, it was funny 12:51 the guy sneezed and his nose came off 12:51 Kommissar Mandar something like that would make me laugh forever 12:51 Daisy Kay some episodes were really funny, like... the one where the woman takes diet pills and she can hear food talking. 12:51 Kommissar Mandar YES!!! 12:52 Daisy Kay She doesn't eat because the food is screaming 12:52 haha 12:52 the resturant scene was so great 12:52 Kommissar Mandar I cried when the alien lady discovered human emotion 12:52 Daisy Kay images of people shoving food in their mouth and you hear "AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" 12:52 which episode was that? 12:52 Kommissar Mandar oh god its beautiful 12:52 It was a blonde lady 12:52 and it's written in the style of her journal 12:53 of her observations of the human race 12:53 And she joins this support group to 'blend in' 12:53 Daisy Kay oh here 12:53 Kommissar Mandar She meets a guy 12:53 Daisy Kay I think it's called "Going Native" 12:53 lol that title 12:53 Kommissar Mandar Yes! I think that's the one! 12:53 Daisy Kay a racist title except applied to aliens metting humans 12:54 so it's not racist? 12:54 Kommissar Mandar No, it's not racist 12:54 but like 12:54 She goes along with the motions of being human, having sex with this dude 12:54 and then he leaves her 12:54 and she goes to the support group and they're doing this exercise to release anger, beating a pillow with a 2 by 4 lol 12:55 and she starts beating the pillow 12:55 and then breaks down and cries 12:55 because she realizes that the guy really broke her heart 12:55 and she's developed emotions 12:56 and become human 12:56 Daisy Kay I like those kind of stories. 12:56 Kommissar Mandar me too 12:56 hit close to home with me 12:56 Daisy Kay I like someone discovering emotions and empathy rather than the usual cynicalness. 12:56 because someone acting the same all the time is "funny." 12:57 Kommissar Mandar pfft 12:57 Daisy Kay To me it's funnier when a character has guilt or regret. 12:57 Kommissar Mandar I like seeing someone's walls break down 12:57 like the cynicism holds up for a while 12:58 but then some last straw just breaks them 12:58 I think that's why The Last Unicorn is one of my favorite stories 12:59 which is not as little kiddish as it sounds 12:59 it's basically a story about a bunch of jaded, older people learning to feel again 12:59 Daisy Kay it is not. I think kids can benefit from watching it but it's got some interesting themes. 13:00 Kommissar Mandar the book is a lot better, of course 13:00 Daisy Kay It is slightly childish, but for a Rankin Bass production it is miles ahead of anything else they've done. 13:01 Kommissar Mandar but the animation is just so beautiful 13:01 Daisy Kay that was the era where animated movies needed a PG or R rating to be profitable 13:01 Kommissar Mandar the book isn't really a kids book at all 13:01 Daisy Kay but people were scared to either go too far and get an R or to not go far enough and get the dreaded "G." 13:02 Kommissar Mandar most of it deals with the inevitable reality of aging 13:02 it's kind of dark as shit when you thing about it 13:02 think* 13:02 Daisy Kay that's how you ended up with movies like unicorn or nimh, where it got a G rating but still had some mild swearing and violence. 13:02 Kommissar Mandar Nimh.... 13:03 I fucking love that movie 13:03 Daisy Kay We're kind of back into that now but it seems like PG rated movies today are really just G rated movies. 13:03 Kommissar Mandar I like Don Bluth's independent stuff a lot better than Disney 13:03 Daisy Kay I find movie ratings fascinating. 13:03 and also the history of "adult" animation 13:04 Kommissar Mandar I love that shit 13:04 Daisy Kay in the 70s and 80s most animated films were for adults. 13:04 Kommissar Mandar Ralph motherfucking Bakshi 13:04 Daisy Kay well 13:05 they weren't all good either haha 13:05 Most of them were TERRIBLE 13:05 but it's still fascinating. 13:05 a fascinating era of animation... that will probably never come around again (except on tv and the internet) 13:05 Kommissar Mandar nope 13:05 Daisy Kay so like 13:06 Kommissar Mandar I miss hand drawn animation so badly... 13:06 Daisy Kay okay, not only were there PG and R movies, but the G-rated stuff would have dark themes too 13:06 and there were X-rated movies 13:06 More than people know about 13:07 Kommissar Mandar I don't remember if the Fievel movies were rated G or not 13:07 but fuck man 13:07 Daisy Kay It got a G. There's no violence or swearing, just mildly scary scenes. 13:08 Kommissar Mandar holy shit 13:08 yeah I just looked it up 13:08 Daisy Kay The only death happens off-screen but they do show the corpse. 13:08 at a funeral 13:08 Kommissar Mandar pretty accurate portrayal of the Russian pogroms too 13:08 Yeah 13:08 Daisy Kay it's a dark but kind of humorous scene? 13:09 but anyway uh 13:09 Kommissar Mandar The Mouse of Minsk scene.... 13:09 Scared the shit out of me 13:09 Daisy Kay have you heard of the X-rated animation of that era? 13:09 Kommissar Mandar as far as X rated goes 13:09 Daisy Kay Besides Fritz there were two others at the time 13:09 Kommissar Mandar the only X rated animation I've seen is 13:09 Parts of Coon Skin 13:09 Daisy Kay Dirty Duck, which has a cult following, and Once Upon A Girl, which hardly anyone remembers. 13:10 Kommissar Mandar duck tits woo-ooo 13:10 Once Upon A Girl... 13:10 it sounds familiar but I'm probably thinking of something else 13:10 no I haven't seen it 13:11 Daisy Kay it was x-rated mother goose stories 13:11 and the animation looked like the terrible shit on television at the time ha ha 13:11 Kommissar Mandar The style reminds me of the old Legend of Zelda cartoons 13:11 Daisy Kay so it's pretty jarring 13:11 Kommissar Mandar http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_E2uWeSxRO60/S-pfsE-fmQI/AAAAAAAACJY/mJ2o3l5TdTQ/s1600/onceupon7.jpg 13:12 there's something about this piture that I just love 13:12 I would watch the shit out of this 13:13 Daisy Kay yeah it's 13:13 it's like filmation 13:14 Kommissar Mandar I've had a soft spot in my heart for sexy cartoons since I saw Cool World 13:14 When I was like 6... 13:14 Yeah, I had this friend next door when I was a kid in Edison 13:15 Daisy Kay I was pretty young when I saw cool world. 13:15 Kommissar Mandar who's parents just did not give a shit what she watched 13:15 Daisy Kay I was a little creeped out by it 13:15 haha 13:15 Kommissar Mandar so I got to go to her house and watch all the movies and play all the games my grandma wouldn't let me = ( 13:15 Yeah, I rewatched it a couple years ago with some friends and realized 'holy shit this was trippy' 13:16 plus it took place in Vegas 13:17 so of course I loved it 13:17 Daisy Kay Brad Pitt 13:17 Kommissar Mandar Brad Pitt stuck in fucked up toon town as a jaded cop 13:18 Daisy Kay it's terrible and incoherent but it's interesting to look at. 13:18 I mean, a lot of work went into those backgrounds and character animations. 13:18 Kommissar Mandar I loved animated Kim Basinger 13:18 Daisy Kay so you kind of want to pause and go frame by frame sometimes 13:18 there's just so much shit going on 13:19 Kommissar Mandar floating dog heads 13:19 laughing tits 13:19 I have the theme song stuck in my head now 13:20 plaaayyy with meeee 13:20 Daisy Kay ch-cha ch-cha ch-cha chiggachiggachigga 13:20 Kommissar Mandar haha 13:20 Daisy Kay yeah that was PG-13, well after the adult animation boom. 13:20 Kommissar Mandar Cool World was? 13:21 what? 13:21 Daisy Kay getting a PG-13 was a surprise given the fact that almost no animated films in the 90s had that rating. 13:21 Just that and Bebe's Kids. 13:21 Kommissar Mandar That's another movie I got to watch at her house 13:21 Daisy Kay I felt that Bebe's Kids was unfairly rated. 13:21 Kommissar Mandar We watched the shit out of Bebe's Kids 13:21 like well over 10 times 13:22 Daisy Kay It is a PG movie, but apparently the MPAA were scared of scary black youth. 13:22 Kommissar Mandar mm 13:22 Daisy Kay and they weren't even that scary. Their mischief was the same as anything you'd see in a movie with a bunch of white kids 13:22 but black kids doing the same thing are "criminals." 13:22 Kommissar Mandar WE DON'T DIE WE MULTIPLY 13:23 Seriously 13:23 Daisy Kay add to the fact that it was a cartoon 13:23 Kommissar Mandar They squirted ketchup 13:23 and punched a mascot 13:23 Daisy Kay so if something explodes it's just a comic explosion where no one gets hurt 13:23 Kommissar Mandar every "mischievous kid' movie of the 90s features a theme park mascot getting punched 13:24 Daisy Kay yeah 13:24 and disobeying authority 13:24 Kommissar Mandar even though the authority in Bebes kids was comically evil lol 13:24 Daisy Kay yeah see 13:24 they are clearly bad guys 13:24 I dunno it's a shitty film but 13:25 the rating seems unfair 13:25 Kommissar Mandar yeah... 13:25 it holds a special place in my heart because I watched it so many times as a kid 13:25 Do you like the movie Rock N Rule? 13:25 Daisy Kay I have never watched it in full. 13:28 It's one of the films I want to save for a bad movie night 13:28 like Delgo. 13:28 I need to see it with others in the room 13:28 Kommissar Mandar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zl-GVkEj_0 13:28 I was actually listening to this in the car today : 3 13:28 I just GIS'd Delgo 13:29 what the christ... 13:29 Daisy Kay I saw the um 13:30 Kommissar Mandar It's Goodtimes Entertainment Avatar 13:30 Daisy Kay the short film that inspired Rock And Rule 13:30 The Devil And Daniel Mouse 13:30 Kommissar Mandar oh wow 13:30 I didn't know there was such a thing 13:31 Daisy Kay The art style is less, uh... icky? hahah 13:31 I mean, in Rock And Rule everyone looks human except for their weird noses 13:31 Kommissar Mandar It's an interesting style 13:32 I like it 13:32 Evil dog McJagger Bowie 13:32 Daisy Kay it's sorta the same thing 13:32 an evil record producer tries to make this guy sell out but ART WINS 13:32 let's watch Heartbeeps together lol 13:33 Kommissar Mandar okie : 3 13:33 oh god....I just realized what that is 13:34 I've seen parts of that movie 13:34 My uncanny valley hurts... 13:35 Daisy Kay I'm facinated by fat-faced robots. 13:36 I once posed a question "why does data look so fucking chubby in the last film" and the answer was "because he upgrades himself to look like he's aging along with his friends" 13:37 Kommissar Mandar awww 13:38 Daisy Kay that is a bad explanation 13:39 haha 13:39 Kommissar Mandar it's a sweet sentiment though 13:39 Daisy Kay this is why you should never have a show about a robot or vampire go on for too long. 13:39 eventually you wont be able to hide the fact that they're aging 13:39 Kommissar Mandar I dunno 13:40 Some of the shit they manage to do to Alan Rickman... 13:40 Though 13:40 they really couldn't keep it up anymore by the 7th Harry Potter movie 13:41 Daisy Kay well 13:41 Kommissar Mandar And he just looked like his face was melting under a shitton of makeup 13:41 Daisy Kay they could just, you know 13:41 make someone look old from the start 13:41 Kommissar Mandar true 13:42 Daisy Kay actors generally have about 10-15 years of looking the same 13:42 but usually right after that time is up it all catches up with them. 13:42 The 30s and 40s are magical time for an actor to look more or less the same. 13:43 Kommissar Mandar yeah, I can see that 13:43 I hope it works that way for me 13:43 Daisy Kay but once you get into your 50s you can't still play a character that is supposed to be 27. 13:44 Kommissar Mandar But it probably won't because I don't take good enough care of myself 13:44 yeah... 13:44 Daisy Kay I can at least pretend to be 25. For now. 13:44 Kommissar Mandar Snape in Harry Potter is like 35 13:44 Daisy Kay A mostly vegetarian diet. 13:44 Kommissar Mandar Alan Rickman is like 65 13:45 Daisy Kay yeah 13:45 everyone in hollywood can play younger for reason. 13:45 it's called having access to a gym and make-up. 13:45 being a millionare 13:45 so of course expecting the same standard from non-actors is silly 13:46 Kommissar Mandar yeah 13:46 Now that I don't dye my hair anymore 13:46 i'm so fucking paranoid of finding my first gray 13:46 I check every day 13:46 Daisy Kay my hair was falling out but it grew back when I started getting the right vitamins. 13:47 grey hair is fucking beautiful. 13:47 Kommissar Mandar You have a very thick head of hair 13:47 you think so? 13:47 Daisy Kay well my hair is the result of a lot of care and weaving. 13:47 which is why it can't be touched haha 13:48 and also, hats... because of wind 13:48 Kommissar Mandar I've never seen you without a hat on 13:49 Daisy Kay it's too hard to keep it flat down. 13:50 At home I'll usually wear like 13:51 a bandana or a stretched ski-mask. 13:51 one of my beauty secrets is stretching the face hole of a ski-mask over my head. This helps me exercise my jaw and keep me from getting that flab under the jawline. I hated having that more than anything! haha. 13:52 Kommissar Mandar They actually market those 13:52 but you found the hack : 3 13:52 Daisy Kay they say it doesn't work 13:52 but 13:52 it does. 13:53 Kommissar Mandar well 13:53 You look younger than you are 13:53 Daisy Kay You have to actually do exercise and stuff 13:53 You have to burn calories 13:53 I mean, yeah, people say "EH YOU DON'T NEED EQUIPMENT JUST EXERCISE" 13:53 no, it is the COMBINATION of these things. 13:54 which is why someone can still appear fat and be healthier than your dumb ass! 13:54 Kommissar Mandar skinny fat is a thing 13:54 Daisy Kay I know I'm vain, but but this my choice. This is how I want to look. 13:54 Kommissar Mandar You're not vain 13:55 at least I don't think you are 13:55 After living with my cousin, no one is vain to me lol 13:55 and well 13:55 it pays off 13:55 because you're fucking gorgeous 13:56 Daisy Kay danke 13:56 *nibbles spinach wrap* 13:56 Kommissar Mandar I need to get something to eat before I die 13:56 I've been running around since 9 in the morning and I still haven't eaten 13:57 though I've forgotten to eat for days at a time 13:57 brb 13:58 Daisy Kay I'm gonna try goin to bed before 2 tonight. 17:51 *curls up in your nest* 17:51 Kommissar Mandar uhg 20:27 I just thought it was the morning 20:27 Because I took such a hard nap 20:27 I needed it though, I hurt = ( 20:28 *spoons you* 20:29 aw nuts, wouldn't you know it 20:32 my cousin just posted this on my page 20:32 http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2014/05/officials_demolition_of_historic_marlboro_psychiatric_hospital_begins.html 20:32 ah shit 22:20 H R Giger died = ( 22:20 I feel like I need to play Darkseed and Ecco the Dolphin in his honor 22:21 Daisy Kay dang it I been tryin to sleep this whole time why isn't it working 23:01 Kommissar Mandar Because forcing sleep never works =( 23:02 Try some nyquil 23:02 Daisy Kay I should have buyed some PM medicine 23:03 for my PMs. 23:03 Kommissar Mandar haha 23:03 Poppy tea works well too 23:04 I have a million remedies for sleep 23:04 kratom 23:05 Daisy Kay maybe some PM aspirin would have been nice. 23:05 because my head hurts too 23:05 Kommissar Mandar Benedryl PM is the best for sleep 23:05 aww 23:05 Daisy Kay *whine* I just wanna show I can be a good worker and start coming in early! 23:05 Kommissar Mandar *Rubs your head, avoiding your immacculate hair* 23:05 Daisy Kay *rubs your head HARD!* 23:06 Kommissar Mandar =O 23:06 Do you have set hours? 23:06 or is it just kind of come in a certain range of time? 23:06 Daisy Kay I never had set hours before but I think he's getting tired of me coming in whenever 23:06 Kommissar Mandar I think he's just going through something 23:07 He freaked out on FYAD and shut it down for a day lol 23:08 I wasn't sure if he was kidding around or not 23:08 but he seemed upset 23:08 Do you mind if I have your address? 23:09 I want to start planning a route 23:09 Daisy Kay oh my home is 302 Walker St, Pleasant Hill, MO 64080 my office is 220 N St. Rt 7. 23:12 Kommissar Mandar thankya 23:13 Daisy Kay also he had to shut down fyad because of some government thing 23:13 some dumbo ruined it 23:13 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, I really feel bad he has to deal with that shit 23:14 Daisy Kay I don't know all the details but it was something unlawful someone did 23:14 Kommissar Mandar not surprising 23:14 shit 23:14 what was that one forum he had to shut down that kept threatening the president? 23:15 Daisy Kay I haven't posted or even lurked in... 5 years? 23:15 Kommissar Mandar oh wow 23:15 all I know is 23:15 Daisy Kay I still have a negative post count though 23:15 everyone that posts in fyad has their post count tick downwards. 23:15 Kommissar Mandar I never even noticed that 23:16 mines up so high because I scream in the Game of THrones thread so much 23:16 Daisy Kay might as well brush kit 23:16 as long as I'm up 23:16 Kommissar Mandar awww 23:16 Kit looks so adorable :3 23:16 Reminds me of Fishy, just a healthier weight lol 23:17 Sent file IMG_0446.JPG. 23:18 Little smug bastard used to sit at the table with us at meals and be like "where's mine?" 23:19 Daisy Kay I comb Kit every day and yet 23:22 I just pulled enough hair off of him to make a bird nest 23:23 aw. I wish Kit would eat my food. 23:23 Kommissar Mandar nah, you're lucky 23:23 It got really annoying wish Fishy lol 23:23 Daisy Kay I mean it, I would welcome it. 23:23 I would go "here's yours, cutie." 23:23 Kommissar Mandar because you could not turn your eyes away from your plate for more than 2 seconds 23:24 Daisy Kay I remember when I was taking care of Lilly 23:24 Kommissar Mandar I've had so much bacon stolen by that cat 23:24 Daisy Kay and I went through the trouble of making her tiny hamburgers 23:24 with lil buns 23:24 Kommissar Mandar awww 23:24 Daisy Kay Bacon is apparently a secret to longevity in cats. 23:24 Kommissar Mandar heh well.... 23:25 it didn't work so well for Fishy 23:25 but my stupid cousin neglected that cat so badly 23:26 He didn't actually have a vet visit until I made her take him for one before she moved in to get nuetered 23:27 and that was when he was like...4 23:27 Daisy Kay it should be done early 23:27 oh well 23:27 their fault 23:27 Kommissar Mandar yeah.. 23:28 it still sucked 23:28 that was when everything went downhill 23:29 First her shithead boyfriend moved in 23:29 then the cat went 23:29 I wanted to beat the shit out of that cockmunch so bad 23:30 I still feel really guilty 23:31 Because I'm pretty sure he hit her one night and I didn't call the cops 23:31 ah well 23:32 at least I don't have to deal with them anymore 23:32 I feel like I'm leaving Jersey on a much better note this time around 23:34 Daisy Kay *pets* 23:40 Kommissar Mandar : 3 23:41 *rubs your back to help you sleep* 23:41 Daisy Kay https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/466472290344247297 23:57 Kommissar Mandar aww I love it 23:58 that fucking martian 23:58 Daisy Kay The Quaint Quazoo 23:59 Kommissar Mandar : 3 23:59 Wednesday, 14. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar I'll always be jealous of how fast you draw 00:00 Daisy Kay I took my time on that 00:01 and then I was like OKAY GETTING TIRED and make the background all funky and abstract 00:01 Kommissar Mandar it looks really good 00:02 Daisy Kay sometimes I want to make a pure rainbow of roygbiv but then I remind myself "no that's not creative" 00:03 I much prefer illustrations of rainbows to be in the wrong order 00:03 Kommissar Mandar still pretty 00:03 Daisy Kay or when it's reduced to just three pastel colors 00:04 pink, yellow, and baby blue 00:04 Kommissar Mandar they complement eachother well 00:04 Daisy Kay well... 00:04 *curls up into a tight samus ball* 00:05 Kommissar Mandar Do you feel sleepy now? 00:05 I would sing you a lullaby if my voice didn't sound like a harpy... 00:07 Mornin starshine 08:38 Daisy Kay ahoy 08:39 I did manage to sleep for 6 of those 10 hours. 08:39 Kommissar Mandar My stepmom found such a delightfully embarassing old FB account of mine 08:40 Not bad = ) 08:40 Daisy Kay oh okay cool 08:40 Kommissar Mandar You'll be tired earlier then 08:40 and fix your schedule 08:40 it's all good 08:40 https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/190740_5706479165_5456_n.jpg 08:41 I used to look terrible : 3 08:41 All my fat migrated to my face 08:42 Daisy Kay I was so skinny up until my 18th birthday. 08:42 Kommissar Mandar I don't know what it is with being 18 08:42 that's when I blew up too 08:42 Daisy Kay I mean 08:42 I don't know of any time I've actually been healthy except for now 08:43 Kommissar Mandar I'm thin but certainly not healthy 08:43 Daisy Kay Well hopefully we can both help each other maintain a healthy diet and exercise routine. 08:44 I mean doing it alone is hard. 08:45 Kommissar Mandar Will the bike make me lose my butt? 08:45 I just got it 08:45 I don't want it to go away... 08:45 Daisy Kay ha ha I dunno c: 08:45 My bike looks funny right now. 08:45 Kommissar Mandar Why? 08:46 Daisy Kay The seat tore off the base. Like, at the metal... so I use a chair with pillows and towels over it... also the bike has to be jammed between my bed and two busted chairs. 08:47 It's awkward but it is the only way it works right now. 08:47 Kommissar Mandar I saw a real bike like that 08:48 it was badass 08:48 It was like a huge tricycle 08:48 with an office chair for a seat 08:48 Some dude got it at Swap Meet around here and would always drive it to the convenience store I worked at 08:48 I'm gonna be honest 08:49 I'll probably get 20 minutes biking tops before I just fall down 08:49 better biking than trying to jog or anything though 08:50 Daisy Kay well the recommended amount of daily exercise is 30 minutes a day. 08:50 Kommissar Mandar I can't do exercise that involves stress on the ankles 08:51 Daisy Kay this is especially true for the overweight. 08:51 Kommissar Mandar Wait'll you see my Torgo-esque walk 08:51 Daisy Kay because an obese person that walks just 30 minutes a day is healthier than one that does not. 08:51 oh yeah, you seen how tiny my feets are 08:52 my feet are small and flat 08:52 Kommissar Mandar cute feet : 3 08:52 Daisy Kay but I love walking 08:52 oh ha ha no 08:52 they all messed up because of years of stress put on them. 08:52 Kommissar Mandar aw, do they hurt easy? 08:52 Daisy Kay not easy but 08:53 they are messed up lookin. 08:53 also I stub my toes a lot 08:54 I'm clumsy like that 08:54 I should make food. I been workin without fuel. 08:54 Kommissar Mandar Stay out of Studworths 08:54 heh 08:55 I confess 08:55 I shamelessly stole that name for characters in my story 08:55 I can't think of names for shit 08:56 make some gud fuds 08:56 Daisy Kay okay going to eat food for real now. I just got a bunch of cute packages today. 09:28 Kommissar Mandar what'd you get? =O 09:29 Daisy Kay weird swedish candy and some interesting foodstuffs from Klout. 09:30 Every now and then I forget I have a klout thing and whenever I check it I find unclaimed "perks." 09:30 Kommissar Mandar oh sweet 09:31 Daisy Kay so like 09:32 Kommissar Mandar I gotta place an order for some shit and get my prescriptions refilled before the big journey 09:32 Daisy Kay some organic food company sent me 09:32 coconut butter 09:33 Kommissar Mandar anything special you want me to bring you when I come up? 09:33 well it better be better than coconut milk 09:33 Daisy Kay haha 09:33 Kommissar Mandar because I find coconut milk to be nasty 09:33 Daisy Kay Just bring stuff you need, bee. 09:33 and want 09:33 Kommissar Mandar Well I'm bringing you something regardless 09:33 = P 09:34 Have you had coconut milk? 09:34 Daisy Kay that is fine 09:34 Yeah it's alright 09:34 Kommissar Mandar The texture of it just throws me 09:35 and not in a good way 09:35 Aloe water, now that's my shit 09:35 Plopp 09:46 Daisy Kay Kit is sick and I need to check on him but he wont move from under the bed. He just lookin at me like "whatever" 14:27 ugh... what a stressful couple of hours 16:22 Kommissar Mandar aww 19:41 is he okay now? 19:41 what happened? 19:41 Daisy Kay hey boober 19:42 he's just been sick and throwing up a lot so the vets are taking care of him now. 19:42 Kommissar Mandar I woke up to someone crying on the damn kitchen floor 19:43 i'm trying to figure out what's going on 19:43 Daisy Kay *frown* 19:43 Kommissar Mandar Someone's on their knees 19:43 don't worry, this is typical 19:43 Daisy Kay *curls up beside you* I hope I get good news tomorrow. 19:44 Kommissar Mandar He'll be fine 19:44 he..she? what is Kit? 19:44 Daisy Kay yeah Kit is aboy 19:45 Kommissar Mandar ah okay 19:45 If he's with the vet, I'm sure he'll be okay 19:46 *rubs your back* 19:47 Do you think he got into and ate something he wasn't supposed to?4 19:48 Daisy Kay That or just cystals forming inside him. The vet was assuring me there's no real way to know for sure. 19:49 *lies in bed, face up* 19:49 Kommissar Mandar crystals? 19:55 reading about it now 19:57 He'll be fine, sweetheart 19:59 Okay, it was uncle Jerry on the floor on his knees 20:08 I know the story now 20:08 more bullshit with my cousin's side of the familiy 20:09 I feel so bad for their kid, my cousin's little brother 20:10 He's 10, he's the cutest fucking thing 20:10 He's always talking to me about his LP channel : 3 20:10 https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t31.0-8/10355580_1609898425901202_8429466751130247890_o.jpg 20:26 I really like this for some reason 20:26 Just kinda experimenting with style 20:27 Do you know anyone who smokes cigarettes? 21:03 I hope you're okay, sweetheart 22:39 I hate seeing you in a state of panic =( 22:39 Daisy Kay I will be fine... as long as Kit is okay that will be one less thing to worry about 23:01 Kommissar Mandar Okay 23:02 I worry about you, you know 23:02 Sleep well 23:04 Daisy Kay *leans on you* 23:13 Kommissar Mandar *Pulls you into her bed and cuddles you* 23:14 *snuggles close* 23:15 Daisy Kay *puts your small body on top* 23:15 Kommissar Mandar *mmm Daisy makes a good pillow : 3* 23:16 *rests head on your chest* 23:17 Daisy Kay *holds onto you like a little teddy bear* 23:23 Kommissar Mandar *mmm *feels all warm and fuzzy and safe* 23:25 Daisy Kay *stares up at the ceiling and sighs.* 23:26 *touches your butt* boop boop. 23:26 Kommissar Mandar *gasps sharply* ((my butt flesh is very sensitive in a good way)) 23:27 Daisy Kay butt flesh. 23:28 Kommissar Mandar Flesh o' the butt 23:28 Daisy Kay *takes a gentle bite of your bottom* 23:28 Kommissar Mandar You buttmunch 23:28 *spanks you* 23:29 When I was 7 my friend told me that buttmunch was a national holiday in some foreign country 23:31 And I believed them 23:31 *spanks you again* 23:31 Daisy Kay When I was 7 I did not know that "eat my shorts" had sexual connotations. 23:32 Kommissar Mandar Does it really? 23:33 Daisy Kay eat my shorts, bite me, eat me 23:33 all the eat and bite things are like 23:33 yeah 23:33 Kommissar Mandar I just always pictured someone eating a pair of boxers 23:33 Daisy Kay it's like "suck my dick/butt/pussy/balls" 23:34 Surely you know "bite me" means that 23:34 right 23:34 Kommissar Mandar lol i know that 23:35 listen, I was a dumb kid lol 23:36 Daisy Kay yeah I'm just sayin 23:36 Kommissar Mandar Like i was a really fucking dumb kid 23:36 Daisy Kay I didn't make the connection as a kid 23:36 Kommissar Mandar it's hilarious in retrospect 23:37 Daisy Kay And I remembered being called out on it 23:37 Kommissar Mandar because i was tragically gullible 23:37 Daisy Kay "but it's on t-shirts and stuff!" 23:37 Kommissar Mandar Heh 23:37 Daisy Kay I mean I obviously knew that you couldn't repeating everything bart said like hell, damn, and ass 23:37 but "eat my shorts" sounded innocent 23:37 Kommissar Mandar My older sister used to listen to a lot of Gilette's music when we grew up 23:38 And i would run around at 7 years old 23:38 singing "You gotta lick it before we kick it! You gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it!" 23:38 Daisy Kay Yeah 23:39 Kommissar Mandar not having the foggiest of what I was actually saying 23:39 Daisy Kay if it's not one of the major cusses then how do you know you're saying something bad 23:39 Kommissar Mandar exactly! 23:39 Daisy Kay lol 23:39 I have no idea how I learned not to say certain words but I'm sure my mom taught me really early 23:40 Kommissar Mandar yeah 23:40 Daisy Kay I said "shit" when I was about 1. 23:40 Kommissar Mandar awww 23:40 Daisy Kay it wasn't my first word but my mom used it so much 23:40 that I picked it up 23:40 Kommissar Mandar I'm sorry, I'm just picturing it 23:40 Daisy Kay she'd go "aw shit" and I'd say "SHIT!" 23:41 It was Mom's fault. 23:41 Kommissar Mandar I just picture the way you scream when you say shit and I'm laughing 23:41 Daisy Kay "DIRT" 23:41 Kommissar Mandar Did she wash your mouth out with soap? 23:41 Daisy Kay when I was a baby? NO. 23:42 Kommissar Mandar oh yeah, you were one 23:42 Daisy Kay It did happen one time when I was a little older though, like 5 or 6 23:42 Kommissar Mandar aww really? 23:42 Daisy Kay I wasn't even allowed to "use the lord's name in vain." 23:42 which my mom did constantly so hello that is a double-standard 23:43 and 23:43 Kommissar Mandar that was more my stepmom's thing 23:43 Daisy Kay if you're trying to teach me that it's a sin then how come you be sinning 23:43 Kommissar Mandar I grew up Jewish so that was never no thang 23:43 It's hard not to 23:43 Daisy Kay it's supposed to be one of the major ones 23:43 Kommissar Mandar I say Jesus Christ 500 times a day 23:44 Daisy Kay MOM 23:44 Eventually she got tired of the fact that I never broke that one 23:44 and she was like "okay it's not even that important of a commandment!" 23:44 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 23:44 Because seriously, you can't help it 23:44 I would not be able to remove that from my vocabulary 23:45 Daisy Kay I lied sometimes. I was always caught but that's because I was never believed when I told the truth either. 23:45 Kommissar Mandar Well that's not good =( 23:45 Daisy Kay There were a few major ones that I still feel like I never got an official apology for 23:46 MOM 23:46 but anyway 23:46 Kommissar Mandar I hope I don't upset you 23:46 but 'bitch' is very engrained in my vocabulary 23:46 And i know you don't like that word 23:46 Daisy Kay it's hard to let go of. 23:46 Kommissar Mandar That was acually my first one 23:47 Me and my sister were having a fight 23:47 we were in my room 23:47 Daisy Kay there are a lot of words we use that are difficult to pull out of our vocabulary 23:47 I get upset but I'm patient. 23:47 Kommissar Mandar And she's like 'You're a noodle butt' 23:47 Daisy Kay HAHA AND YOU 23:47 SAID BITCH 23:47 hahahaha 23:47 Kommissar Mandar oh it got better! 23:47 I said 'you're a fart potato 23:47 and then she said 'you're a turd face' 23:48 ANd I'm like 23:48 Daisy Kay That is such an unnecessary escalation 23:48 Kommissar Mandar Well....you're a BITCH 23:48 I KNOW! 23:48 But yeah 23:48 Daisy Kay "you butt" "YOU FUCKIN CUNT" 23:48 Kommissar Mandar then came "MOOOOOOOM!!! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT MANDY JUST CALLED ME!!" 23:48 My mom dragged me out of my room by my hair to the sink and washed the SHIT out of my mouth with soap 23:49 It was teal colored Zest 23:49 I will never forget it 23:49 Daisy Kay I like when kids repeat bad words to tell on someone "she said ass! I heard her say ASS. I can't believe she would say ASS. she was like "ass" I mean ass can you believe ass? 23:49 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 23:50 Daisy Kay I think kids cussing is funny period 23:50 Kommissar Mandar That one scene from a Christmas Story gets me every time 23:51 "drink....more....Ovaltine..." 23:51 "SON OF A BITCH" 23:51 Daisy Kay In The Goonies 23:51 when Chunk drops his ice cream on his shirt and says "Shit!" 23:51 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha 23:52 Daisy Kay or Monster Squad... almost all the dialog... haha 23:52 Kommissar Mandar a bit on the darker ide 23:52 side* 23:52 But this is one of my favorite movies ever 23:53 because of this 23:53 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N_aUm97hj8 23:53 Daisy Kay yeah that's just awesome. 23:53 Kommissar Mandar Macaulay Kulkin sells the shit out of that role 23:53 Daisy Kay it's not like he said "suck my dick" 23:54 I mean then it woulda been creepy 23:54 he just said the f word 23:54 Kommissar Mandar The whole story is basically Home Alone gone sociopathic and evil 23:54 I fucking love the way he says it to 23:54 Daisy Kay It's about what if the kid from home alone was real 23:54 like how people do like 23:54 "what if a superhero was a real person. They'd be kinda fucked up, right?" 23:54 Kommissar Mandar It adds a realistic aspect to it 23:55 Daisy Kay Home Alone, at least the first one, was sadistic 23:55 because the slapstick wasn't just simple bumps and bruises 23:55 Kommissar Mandar Oh, it was, it's just the forced whimsy throws you off 23:55 Daisy Kay a nail went right into a foot... 23:55 and they showed it going in 23:56 Kommissar Mandar ....That was the sound of a tool chest...falling down the stairs... 23:56 Seriously! 23:56 If you gave that movie a different musical score 23:56 Daisy Kay haha 23:56 Kommissar Mandar it'd be a horror 23:56 Daisy Kay it would be like a Turkish film 23:56 "here is some whimsy but set to scary music" 23:56 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 23:57 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDLkFEhJVTw 23:58 Daisy Kay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0U-M9W4nKw 23:58 Kommissar Mandar I can't drive under an overpass without picturing this happening 23:58 oh god oh god not this 23:58 I've seen some of this 23:59 Daisy Kay yes it is a very whimsical film 23:59 where a disgusting alien farts from its belly button and jacks off to porn 23:59 which is actually closer to the original script of et 23:59 Kommissar Mandar I have a legitimate...thing about aliens 23:59 Thursday, 15. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar Like an irrational phobia 00:00 Daisy Kay I used to be scared that I'd see one spying on me from my window 00:00 Kommissar Mandar Do you remember the show Allen Strange? 00:00 Daisy Kay not very well 00:00 Kommissar Mandar It was basically a kids version of the Man Who Fell to Earth on Nickelodean 00:01 but 00:01 there was this one episode 00:01 and I have posted on so many fucking threads trying to find it 00:01 scoured the internet 00:01 there's this one episode where he gets...addicted to water... 00:01 yeah, the plot was fucking weird 00:02 but anyway 00:02 There's a scene where he's going through 'water withdrawl' 00:02 And it's a slow shot zooming in on the back of his chair 00:02 and his roommate Robbie turns him around 00:02 and he's become this...thing.... 00:03 and he croaks out 'I need...the water...Robbie' 00:03 I was 7 or 8 at the time 00:03 Daisy Kay The 100 Good Deeds Of Eddie McDowd 00:03 Kommissar Mandar and I...Jumped up from the couch 00:03 screamed my fucking lungs out 00:03 ran around the house 00:03 tore my hair out 00:03 Daisy Kay The Mystery Files Of Shelby Woo 00:03 Kommissar Mandar and collapsed on the floor 00:04 of a legitimate panic attack 00:04 Daisy Kay hey that's why the show is rated TV-Y7. 00:04 Kommissar Mandar Shelby Woo kicked ass btw 00:04 Daisy Kay not for kids younger than 7. 00:04 Cousin Skeeter 00:04 Kommissar Mandar I loved Cousin Skeeter! 00:04 Daisy Kay they never bothered to mention that he's a puppet 00:05 he just is. 00:05 The Secret World Of Alex Mack 00:06 Kommissar Mandar that's what I loved about it 00:07 Alex Mack was pretty cool 00:07 Daisy Kay ahh, yes, real monsters. 00:07 as told by ginger 00:07 Kommissar Mandar You know I never watched much of that 00:08 Daisy Kay legends of the hidden temple. 00:08 Kommissar Mandar but it was so good 00:08 OMG 00:08 that show 00:09 Daisy Kay Nickelodeon Guts 00:09 d-d-d- 00:09 do you have it? 00:09 I'm curious 00:09 if you have it 00:09 guts. 00:09 "HUAH." 00:09 Kommissar Mandar *rips out intestines* 00:09 but okay 00:09 there was this goon 00:09 who was actually on Legends of the Hidden Temple 00:09 Daisy Kay man I hated all the gameshows. 00:10 Kommissar Mandar And he posted about his experience 00:10 like 00:10 it's really fucking terrible what they did with those kids 00:10 They would basically all have them sitting backstage in the Florida muggy as heat 00:10 did not offer them water 00:10 so by the time they actually got out there 00:11 They were dehydrated and on the verge of heat stroke 00:11 Daisy Kay those super nintendos and moon shoes are expensive 00:11 can't have every kid winning one 00:12 Kommissar Mandar haha true 00:13 Daisy Kay I disliked all the gameshows 00:13 even Nick Arcade somehow found a way to make video games boring 00:13 Kommissar Mandar no 00:13 there was one I loved 00:13 the one that wasn't nick arcade 00:14 Daisy Kay I remember actually screaming of boredom at nick arcade 00:14 Kommissar Mandar "video power" 00:14 Daisy Kay yeah, actually, that was interesting. 00:14 Kommissar Mandar Johnny Motherfucking Arcade 00:14 Daisy Kay there was another show that came on around the same time... 00:14 it was more about reviews and tips 00:15 like a magazine show 00:15 Kommissar Mandar I vaguely vaguely remember... 00:15 wait 00:15 you're not talking about 00:15 George Woods' show? 00:15 Daisy Kay I doubt it 00:16 "you're going to run out of those eventually." 00:17 Kommissar Mandar I'm so fucking determined now to find that Allen Strange clip 00:18 I really want to horrify myself into a coma 00:18 Daisy Kay *picture of bill clinton* 00:18 *joke* 00:18 "damn it" 00:18 Kommissar Mandar AHAHAHA 00:18 I fuckin love Betus 00:18 Daisy Kay here is the confusing thing 00:19 video power had two different formats 00:20 one was a magazine show and the other was a gameshow 00:20 so sometimes it's hard to remember... which... show... I'm thinking of 00:21 Kommissar Mandar I also fucking love when my computer restarts for no apparrent reason 00:28 The only thing I recall like that was that George Woods show 00:29 speaking of 00:30 Daisy Kay It may have been the other version of video power 00:30 except I remember a blonde guy hosting 00:30 Kommissar Mandar I was perusing Retsupuraes 00:30 holy shit... 00:30 There was one I found with you 00:31 You sounded so different I didn't realize it was you O_O 00:31 Daisy Kay some are incorrectly attributed to me. 00:31 I did um... 00:31 do sound editing on quite a few 00:31 because five different people with five different mics need to have levels checked. 00:31 Kommissar Mandar It was one with Wario Ware 00:32 Daisy Kay I think so 00:32 all I remember was jimmy and then 00:32 getting uncomfortable as the show went on 00:32 Kommissar Mandar Yeah... 00:32 Daisy Kay but laughing and trying to be like "oh yeah guys that's really funny" 00:32 Kommissar Mandar I watched it and I really kind of felt bad... 00:33 Because 00:33 I could imagine it was making you uncomfortable = ( 00:33 Daisy Kay there were a few like 00:33 Sanity's Re-quee-um 00:33 Kommissar Mandar You weren't talking a lot 00:33 Daisy Kay that I couldn't even be bothered to edit 00:33 I think that was the one 00:34 but they were picking on this girl 00:34 and calling her a bitch and a whore 00:34 Kommissar Mandar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUVDXyUWO6c 00:34 this was the one I was talking about 00:34 I saw that one 00:34 Daisy Kay I know they kind of disowned those earlier ones but at the time 00:34 it was upsetting 00:34 Kommissar Mandar yeah... 00:34 I mean she was annoying, but... 00:34 they kind of went to far 00:34 Slowbeef is....yeah 00:35 Daisy Kay well don't use that kind of language 00:35 Kommissar Mandar He's a Jersey guy 00:35 Daisy Kay just talk about how they suck 00:35 well no I mean 00:35 Kommissar Mandar yeah 00:35 Daisy Kay I can at least say they didn't know any better 00:36 Kommissar Mandar there was no need for all the 'dumb slut' stuff 00:36 Daisy Kay that was a different era of the internet 00:36 the internet was a harsher place and if you tried to "censor yourself" even a little then you were a LAME PUSSY or something 00:36 Kommissar Mandar Yeah 00:36 Daisy Kay I tried to be tough without using slurs 00:37 Kommissar Mandar You're voice sounds a lot better now 00:37 than it did in that video 00:37 Daisy Kay Like I said I did video editing 00:37 so I was able to alter my voice 00:37 to sound more like "a man" 00:37 Kommissar Mandar ah 00:37 speaking of 00:38 If you ever need help 00:38 Daisy Kay I've always had my voice, I've just hid it. 00:38 Kommissar Mandar I know my way around Sony Vegas some 00:38 I see 00:38 Well 00:38 i don't need to tell you that i think you're voice is beautiful 00:38 it was hard to watch that video to be honest 00:39 because I knew things were being said that were hurtful to you =( 00:39 Daisy Kay I have had several decades to disguise my voice 00:39 but now I'm like fuck it 00:40 It's too stressful 00:40 Kommissar Mandar You're unedited voice is so much better 00:40 I mean when you went on camera for me and I heard it totally raw 00:41 I just...thought it was so lovely 00:41 : 3 00:42 Daisy Kay I was born with hormone imbalance and extra parts 00:42 I'm not exactly intersex but close to it. 00:42 Kommissar Mandar That happens a lot more than people realize it does 00:43 It was actually suspected of me as well 00:43 because my lower insides weren't right 00:44 Daisy Kay yeah, it happens in the womb 00:44 Kommissar Mandar but they ruled it out 00:44 though 00:44 Daisy Kay sex isn't decided until way into the process 00:44 Kommissar Mandar I have often been teased 00:44 that when I wear certain shirts I "look like a tranny" 00:44 Daisy Kay when the thing between your legs either turns into a penis or a vagina 00:44 Kommissar Mandar because of my build 00:45 Daisy Kay that's dumb 00:45 Kommissar Mandar this one dude from Keansburg would tease me about it a lot 00:45 Daisy Kay I'm tired of people pointing out stuff like adam's apples or facial hair or breasts or hands or whatever 00:46 without knowing that these are things anyone can have 00:46 Kommissar Mandar seriously... 00:46 Daisy Kay almost all women have mustaches to varying degrees. 00:46 some women have huge feet and hands. 00:46 I'm talking about cis female-at-birth women. 00:47 Kommissar Mandar gender is a spectrum 00:47 Daisy Kay just to be clear 00:47 Kommissar Mandar not a binary deal 00:47 Daisy Kay so when someone is saying they can "spot a tranny" they're full of shit 00:47 Kommissar Mandar oh exactly 00:47 btw 00:47 this guy was a total piece of shit 00:48 got kicked out of the military for being a pedophile 00:48 Daisy Kay because that means they will call out a woman who was born female and make her feel awful 00:48 Kommissar Mandar tyyyypiiiicaaal of that fucking group i was in 00:48 I don't remark on shit like that ever 00:48 My voice has also been mocked 00:49 I have been told that I sound like a teenage boy 00:50 by multiple people 00:50 Do you think my voice sounds feminine? 00:51 Daisy Kay yes 00:51 Kommissar Mandar honestly, it doesn't bother me 00:51 Daisy Kay unquestionably? 00:51 Kommissar Mandar aww, thank you 00:52 I think what it is 00:52 My voice has a wide range of tone 00:52 it changes 00:52 Some days it will be higher, others it will be lower 00:53 I don't notice it, but others do 00:53 Daisy Kay well practice some silly voices 00:54 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 00:54 I actually do that....every day 00:54 Daisy Kay I want to do a sequel to the 4+1 Rangers where extra rangers get added 00:54 Kommissar Mandar It was kind of a thing with me and my old buddies 00:55 Daisy Kay and then after that even more rangers 00:55 Kommissar Mandar We would all imitate Disney characters and make them say terrible shit 00:55 God, I wish I could find you this video 00:55 Of me and my old friend going back and forth 00:55 both speaking to eachother as Alan Rickman 00:56 I always mock shit in silly voices 00:57 Daisy Kay Ralan Ickman 00:57 Kommissar Mandar haha 00:57 I would be so honored to be in a flash video lol 00:57 uuhg 01:00 I'm really not gonna stop until I find that Allen Strange clip now 01:00 I have a thirst for nightmares 01:00 either that or I'll look at it and it'll be something totally silly 01:00 and I'll be like...dafuq was wrong with me as a kid 01:01 Daisy Kay i liked to watch "real mystery" shows as a child 01:01 like the stuff where they talk about UFOs 01:01 and alien abductions 01:01 Kommissar Mandar Unsolved Mysteries.... 01:02 I watched the shit out of that 01:02 and it kept me up at night 01:02 Daisy Kay I think there was this show 01:02 Kommissar Mandar The Faceless Woman 01:02 Daisy Kay came on Saturday Nights... 01:02 Kommissar Mandar really fucked me up 01:02 Daisy Kay It was on Fox. 01:02 like, right before Cops I think 01:03 I loved watching it 01:03 Kommissar Mandar Beyond Belief? 01:03 Not this time.....I'm Jonathan Frakes. 01:03 Daisy Kay 97... hmm, no 01:04 this had to be earlier in the 90s 01:04 around the same time X-files came out 01:04 Kommissar Mandar hmmm 01:05 I did watch a lot of those shows 01:05 but not until the late 90s really 01:05 so it was probably before my time 01:05 Daisy Kay we're like 01:06 7 years apart 01:06 but there is still some overlap. 01:06 Kommissar Mandar I watched a lot of older things 01:06 plus 01:06 Daisy Kay I honestly only really cared about tv in the 90s. 01:06 Kommissar Mandar a lot of things I watched 01:06 were tapes of my sisters from the 80s 01:06 Daisy Kay yeah 01:06 Kommissar Mandar Which is why I'm such a Jem nut 01:07 Daisy Kay tapes were how I was exposed to stuff older than me 01:07 Kommissar Mandar I stopped giving a fuck about TV after the 90s too pretty much 01:07 I got all the old my little ponies 01:08 Rainbow Brite 01:08 kickass 80s movies 01:08 Me and my sister are actually 7 years apart 01:08 The Labyrinth and Dark Crystal.... 01:09 those were tapes of my sister's 01:09 shit changed my life 01:09 Daisy Kay http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sightings_(TV_series) 01:10 that had to be it. 1992. 01:11 Kommissar Mandar I eat shows like this up 01:11 Daisy Kay I like it like one likes a ghost story 01:12 not at all credible. dubious. 01:12 but cute 01:12 Kommissar Mandar but still sets your teeth on edge 01:12 Daisy Kay haha 01:12 I went with cute 01:12 Kommissar Mandar One of the first internet forums I really got into 01:12 Daisy Kay the sa ghost threads 01:13 Kommissar Mandar was this one 01:13 http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/ 01:13 I actually haven't read those 01:13 I was a lot more interested in this thread called 'personal mysteries' 01:13 where we all shared just...weird unexplainable shit that happened to us 01:14 I find shit like that a lot more unnerving than your typical ghost story 01:14 I posted in it something that happened to me 01:14 I once came into posesion of a copy of Virtua Racer for Sega Genesis 01:15 That had really fucking weird cryptic messages on the scoreboard 01:15 it said something like "Do not fret, sweet child, on Venus, anger is a gift." 01:16 It...creeped me the fuck out 01:16 I was like 10 when this happend 01:16 happened 01:16 it was weird too because this was when my parents had just gotten divorced 01:17 Daisy Kay glitching out video games was fun and easy to do with carts. 01:17 Kommissar Mandar I had to live with my mom and stepdad 01:17 and was generally going through a rough time 01:17 and I don't know...as corny as it sounds I felt like the message was meant for me 01:18 lol 01:18 Zelda 64 crooked cartridge trick 01:18 Daisy Kay I am not superstitious but I do believe in coincidences shaping our experiences. 01:18 Kommissar Mandar I'll admit 01:19 I am on the superstitious side 01:19 Daisy Kay if something happens at just the right time our brains will convince us that is how the universe is meant to be 01:19 and, using statistics and probability, it seems some people are just more prone to coincidences. 01:20 that is how you have the guy who won the lottery and cheated death five times 01:20 Kommissar Mandar mmm 01:21 I do honestly believe I am prone to luck 01:21 because 01:21 I've been in so many situations that should have either killed or damned me to a terrible fate 01:22 Daisy Kay I sometimes feel like 01:22 Kommissar Mandar I always say 01:22 I must have been a hero in one of my past lives or some shit 01:22 because I don't know why I deserve the luck I have 01:23 Daisy Kay there is a system that puts cars in front of me when I'm about to cross the street or intersection. 01:23 haha 01:23 because I am always stopped before I can cross the street somewhere 01:23 so sometimes I will just stand and wait after a car has passed 01:23 Kommissar Mandar there's always a car in your way? 01:24 Daisy Kay just to convince myself "see? no other cars. It only arrived JUST as you went up here." 01:24 even though I know that's silly 01:24 Kommissar Mandar I tend to look deeper into things like that 01:25 little anomalies just intrigue me too much 01:25 Please tell me to shut up if you don't want to hear this because I'm about to drop the S bomb 01:26 But when I was in Scientology 01:26 You're taught that the events that happen in this world are very intricately connected 01:27 It works like a bunch of tuning forks...in a weird way 01:27 Your thoughts send out a signal to the universe 01:27 And the universe responds in tandem to the tone of those thoughts 01:28 It's this whole thing called the tone scale 01:28 lol, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to go on a Scientology tangent 01:28 Daisy Kay it is okay 01:29 Kommissar Mandar there's parts of it I disagree with 01:29 but at the same time 01:29 there are things I have observed again and again to be true about it to the point where I can't not believe it 01:30 Daisy Kay I am pretty hardcore agnostic. I don't believe in explanations made up by humans. There is no way to know for sure about the workings of the universe. 01:30 Kommissar Mandar oh of course 01:30 Daisy Kay which also means I refuse to believe anyone can know for sure that there's no... thing... that controls the universe... that might in some way not be random. 01:31 but again 01:31 it's not "god" or whatever 01:31 that's just something we made up 01:31 Kommissar Mandar Scientology does not explain it as a "god" 01:31 it's literally just a thing 01:31 an energy force 01:31 Daisy Kay again that's just an explanation 01:31 Kommissar Mandar creating and expanding the universe 01:31 Daisy Kay you don't know. 01:32 Kommissar Mandar true 01:32 I just have trouble picturing "god" as like...an invisible king 01:32 Daisy Kay haha 01:32 what if the universe, itself, controls itself, like a living being 01:32 like how we're made of trillions of living things 01:33 our bodies are full of things that are alive that just happen to be part of us 01:33 this isn't good but whatever 01:33 haha 01:33 that is just as false as any other explanation 01:33 Kommissar Mandar well 01:33 I could tell you something that I saw 01:34 I don't want to weird you out though =( 01:34 and think you're inviting some lunatic in your house lol 01:34 but you seem like an open minded person 01:35 Daisy Kay I'm not open minded haha 01:35 I just 01:35 Kommissar Mandar I guess the better word would be 01:35 Daisy Kay don't pretend to know for sure. 01:35 Kommissar Mandar not judgemental? 01:35 Daisy Kay well that's different 01:35 Kommissar Mandar I just don't want you to think I'm a lunatic 01:35 but 01:36 I told you how I had a nervous breakdown in AZ right? 01:36 Daisy Kay go on 01:38 Kommissar Mandar OKay 01:38 Remember how we were talking about repressed memories before? 01:38 And I told you I thought I had some? 01:39 Well I did something really really really fucking stupid 01:40 When I was part of that hypnotists troupe, I developed a real talent before it 01:40 And was able to resurface repressed memories and do a couple past life regressions in people 01:41 I refuse to do any more hypnosis 01:41 But anyway 01:41 I swore I had repressed memories because of weird shit that went on in my childhood house 01:42 And I decided I was gonna do a regression on myself 01:42 Now one of my other hypnotist buddies warned me heavily not to do it 01:43 told me I would have a nervous breakdown 01:43 I'm not the best at taking advice from people 01:43 also 01:43 between my roommate abusing me and the job I had I was under a lot of stress 01:43 I was not eating or drinking 01:43 And this was Arizona in the middle of august 01:43 SO 01:44 I decided 01:44 I was going to induce trance with pot and PCP 01:44 I did 01:44 And I went back in my subconscious 01:45 Daisy Kay ah okay 01:45 Kommissar Mandar And I like....saw my whole life flash before my eyes 01:45 everything 01:45 super super super super fast 01:45 and then 01:46 everything tore apart 01:46 And I just saw...stars 01:46 And this big thing 01:46 That looked like a DNA strand 01:46 spinning rapidly 01:47 just....making space 01:47 I'll never be able to fully explain what went on in my head that night 01:47 But that's what I saw 01:48 and when I came to 01:48 I actually forgot how to speak 01:48 I was just making noises like a baby 01:48 uhg 01:49 It was a horrible horrible experience, I really don't want to relieve it any further right now 01:49 Daisy Kay *pet pet* 01:49 Kommissar Mandar I had to be put away 01:49 But I got better 01:49 Daisy Kay *puts you away... in her apron pouch.* 01:50 Kommissar Mandar After 8 months I really am starting to feel like my old self again 01:50 I hope you don't think I'm crazy =( 01:50 I really try not to weird people out 01:50 Daisy Kay *hops with you like a kangaroo* 01:50 it's okay 01:50 As long as you are not doing drugs now 01:50 Kommissar Mandar There are pills that I must take for my anxiety 01:51 Daisy Kay be careful, bee. 01:51 that's medication! 01:51 You need pills. 01:51 Kommissar Mandar I'll be honest 01:51 I do take kratom 01:51 It's legal 01:51 an herbal anti-anxiety supplement 01:51 but that is all I take 01:51 nothing hard 01:52 And I rarely drink anymore 01:52 and when I do 01:52 I keep it under control 01:52 Daisy Kay I only take devrom, a harmless drug that contains bismuth sugallate, which is an internal deoderizer. 01:52 Kommissar Mandar ah, you told me about that 01:53 Daisy Kay it's pretty neat 01:53 but yeah that's something I take that my body does not need 01:53 Kommissar Mandar It's a nice perk though 01:54 Your nose is really sensitive? 01:54 Daisy Kay yeah I mean 01:54 I can detect smells most people can't 01:55 *yawms* 01:55 Kommissar Mandar heh, my nose is like dead 01:56 I can't smell anything 01:57 The only good sense I really have is my hearing 01:57 Daisy Kay heh 01:58 good sense 01:58 *puts on shades* 01:58 I am sorry I teased you about your sense 01:58 Kommissar Mandar ahaha, you didn't tease 02:00 =P 02:00 I'm most proud of it 02:00 my nose and eyes are shot 02:00 But see 02:00 Daisy Kay no like 02:00 a joke 02:00 like "you have no sense" 02:00 Kommissar Mandar haha it's alright 02:00 Daisy Kay goofball 02:00 you silly 02:00 Kommissar Mandar Honestly 02:00 I am not sensitive at all 02:01 the only things I'm really sensitive about are my memory problems 02:01 Because those are just humiliating to me 02:01 that's my only achilles heel, really 02:01 Daisy Kay I don't say mean stuff 02:01 Kommissar Mandar I know you don't 02:02 You're a sweetheart 02:02 but yeah 02:02 It's fun having acute hearing 02:03 So many people don't think you're listening 02:03 when you actually are 02:03 It's a trick I've pulled many times in this house 02:03 Dad and stepmom will be saying something about me 02:03 I'll keep it to myself 02:03 repeat it to them a week later 02:03 "How the fuck did you hear that?" 02:04 *smugface* 02:04 Daisy Kay you can't hear certain high frequencies once you're over 20. 02:05 Kommissar Mandar I know 02:05 Daisy Kay that is just an interesting factoid 02:06 Kommissar Mandar that's why them bratty teenagers have those stupid ringtones 02:06 Daisy Kay *snuddles sleepily* 02:10 Kommissar Mandar *carries you to bed and tucks you in* 02:10 *kisses your forehead* 02:11 Mornin' 08:06 Any word on Kit? 08:06 If the vet bill gets too intense I could help you out 12:18 Like I said, I'll be making a bit of cash before I leave here 12:20 I don't want you to have to stress 12:22 Daisy Kay I'm going to try and make a mini ebook tonight and sell it on gumroad. 17:42 I got to visit Kit today. Although he has not been eating he was more active. 17:43 Kommissar Mandar Well that's good =) 17:43 It's a step in the right direction 17:43 I saw the pictures, he looked adorable 17:44 sad, but adorable 17:44 What's your book going to consist of? 17:45 Daisy Kay I printed out like a bunch of panel pages and I will wing it with a Critters In A Situation adventure. 17:46 Kommissar Mandar I love the critters =) 17:48 I've just been dealing with crazies all day 17:48 and I'll have more tomorrow to deal with 17:48 I'm like...in an IRL fetch quest 17:50 for this crap my mom owes me 17:51 Buuut it's looking up 17:51 Daisy Kay okay, good. 17:51 Kommissar Mandar I could have had $10,000 in my pocket right now if she didn't let half the shit get stolen BUUUUUT what'll you do? 17:52 Daisy Kay I had the same thing happen to me 17:52 Kommissar Mandar Really? 17:53 Daisy Kay big lazy jerk just bled me dry when I had10k saved in the bank. 17:53 Kommissar Mandar Oh jesus 17:53 Daisy Kay well the good news is that... even if something bad were to happen... that wont happen again. 17:53 Kommissar Mandar Well you're smart 17:53 you wouldn't allow it to happen again 17:53 Daisy Kay because this place is HALF of what it cost me in Philly. 17:54 Kommissar Mandar I'm still sorry that happened to you 17:54 Daisy Kay well *shrugs* 17:54 Kommissar Mandar My thing is 17:54 And I won't be too harsh 17:54 because my mother is legitimately clinically crazy 17:54 She has a personality disorder 17:54 But 17:55 I don't supervise her for 5 minutes when it comes to doing something 17:55 everything goes wrong 17:55 She had a lot of valuable things she was holding onto for me 17:55 And she was moving from New York to PA 17:55 And having her boyfriends brother help her move 17:56 okay 17:56 first off 17:56 The guy asks for $700 in gas money 17:56 to get from New Jersey to New York 17:56 But no 17:56 of course mom doesn't see this as a red flag in the slightest 17:57 she wires him the gas money 17:57 So he shows up 17:57 Steals everything that's not nailed down 17:57 and leaves 17:57 Her boyfriend makes him give SOME of it back 17:58 which is still worth a good deal 17:58 more than enough to cover the travel costs to get to MO 17:58 But I'm getting her chump boyfriend to pay up for some of the shit too because fuck him 17:59 anyway 17:59 Daisy Kay impressive 17:59 Kommissar Mandar What will I owe you for the mattress you're getting me? 18:00 Daisy Kay Nothing right now. If you still insist we can figure out something later. 18:00 Kommissar Mandar You're the best, do you know that? 18:01 Daisy Kay a bed should be uh 18:01 just part of a room 18:01 part of the deal. 18:01 Kommissar Mandar Well 18:01 I'm used to a lot worse treatment I guess =( 18:01 Daisy Kay I am getting on my bike and then when I do maybe 60 minutes I am going to lie in bed and draw on one of those lap table things. 18:02 with the cushy bottom 18:02 Kommissar Mandar oooh nice 18:02 Imma play some Labyrinth for NES :3 18:07 8 bit Bowie 18:07 Daisy Kay i saw 18:08 Kommissar Mandar This game is bullshit hard 18:09 but the music : 3 18:09 Daisy Kay hi 20:11 Friday, 16. May 2014 Daisy Kay glip glopp 00:52 Kommissar Mandar blah 03:42 I went to bed mad early last night lol 03:42 *hits you with a pillow* 07:58 Daisy Kay *falls out of bed* 08:04 Kommissar Mandar Just got out of the shower 09:02 I think I might go clothes shopping today 09:02 see what's on the ol' 5 buck rack down at the mall 09:05 Maybe I'll check out the 10 buck rack, but I don't want to get TOO over-indulgant 09:07 Shits about to get real here with flooding 09:16 My street only ever flooded once and I wanted to ride down the road on a pool tube, but my stepmom wouldn't let me 09:18 If it happens today 09:18 I'm fucking doing it 09:18 Let me know how Kits doing <3 10:29 Daisy Kay hi boober 10:46 Kommissar Mandar hullo 13:58 I got cute shirts : 3 13:59 and cute undies : 3 13:59 Daisy Kay yaay 14:00 I like cute undies, very comfortable. 14:01 Kommissar Mandar People don't think thongs are comfortable, but they are 14:01 Got all my meds refilled 14:02 now I'm just kicking back and watching this raging storm 14:02 Daisy Kay rad! 14:02 Kommissar Mandar I hope my street floods 14:02 Daisy Kay Also I dunno about thongs 14:02 but boy-style boxer briefs are the most comfortable underwear across all genders. 14:03 not too tight, not too loose 14:03 Kommissar Mandar I have some of those too 14:03 Daisy Kay and with lil short legs 14:03 Kommissar Mandar But thongs just make your butt look so good : 3 14:04 Daisy Kay I like when girls wear y-fronts. 14:04 Kommissar Mandar I don't think I've ever had a pair of those 14:05 I like lacy and frilly ones : 3 14:06 At the place I shop undies are 2 bucks a pop 14:08 the shirts I got were 3.99 14:08 Do you know if they have Rainbow shops out in MO? 14:08 Daisy Kay I'm very much about stuff that is bordering around that area but not. 14:08 hm? 14:08 Kommissar Mandar That's where I shop for clothes 14:09 I'm also a Good Will junkie 14:09 Daisy Kay Well I'm pretty sure we got those 14:09 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, everywhere has those 14:09 AZ had sooo many thrift stores 14:10 Daisy Kay it's in Harrisonville 14:10 which is a pretty depressing town here ha ha 14:10 Kommissar Mandar heh you're talking to someone who comes from Old Bridge 14:11 Daisy Kay there is a mall that had an old broken down arcade. 14:11 Kommissar Mandar those are my favorite kinds of arcades 14:11 Did it have Dragon's Lair? 14:11 Daisy Kay I went there to update my ID 14:12 I think maybe three machines were working 14:12 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 14:12 You did that just now? 14:12 Daisy Kay and no one was there 14:12 no 14:12 Kommissar Mandar Update your new sexy weight on it 14:12 Daisy Kay this was maybe four years ago 14:12 Kommissar Mandar ahh 14:12 Daisy Kay I wonder if it's still there 14:13 well, we'll see it eventually 14:13 Kommissar Mandar I have a thing for dead malls 14:13 back in AZ Castles n Coasters was like a nightly ritual for me and my buddy 14:14 that was a huge arcade 14:14 I was so upset when they got rid of Dragon's Lair though 14:14 Daisy Kay https://www.google.com/maps/@38.659881,-94.371134,3a,75y,207.35h,98.5t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1s1_BQiZGtFAft3xt71XI_gg!2e0!6m1!1e1 14:15 with a rusty windmill 14:15 Kommissar Mandar I was about to say...lol 14:16 It looks so country 14:16 I love it 14:16 You live in such a pretty area 14:18 Daisy Kay At least there are a lot of trees and flowers and stuff 14:20 Kommissar Mandar Fresh air too 14:20 You've probably forgotten what Jersey smells like 14:20 Daisy Kay It does smell good here except when the white flowers on the trees bloom. 14:21 Kommissar Mandar oh? 14:21 Daisy Kay they smell like rotten fish 14:21 Kommissar Mandar ew..... 14:21 Daisy Kay but it's only at one time of year 14:21 Kommissar Mandar I've never heard of flowers that stink 14:21 Forgive me if I asked you this before 14:22 But were you ever at the South Amboy roller rink in Jersey? 14:22 It's a magical place that defies both time and economics 14:23 Daisy Kay I have been to several roller rinks 14:23 while they were open. 14:23 Kommissar Mandar this one is still open 14:24 here's the kicker 14:24 Sent file IMG_0026.JPG. 14:24 I took this pic....last year 14:24 Daisy Kay there was one where I lived 14:25 Kommissar Mandar The place is like...frozen in the 90s 14:25 and not by stylistic choice 14:25 Daisy Kay and right next to it was a drive-in movie. 14:25 Kommissar Mandar by just...no one has changed anything 14:25 oh shit really? 14:25 Daisy Kay yeah 14:25 Kommissar Mandar I've never even seen a drive in movie in person 14:25 Daisy Kay I saw Little Shop Of Horrors there before the drive-in closed for good. 14:25 I was really tiny 14:26 Kommissar Mandar aww : 3 14:26 Tiny Daisy 14:26 You told me you were at Action Park, right? 14:27 Or did I just hallucinate that? 14:28 Daisy Kay Probably not 14:31 Kommissar Mandar that's the best waterpark 14:31 Daisy Kay I lived in Vineland 14:31 That was the danger one right 14:32 Kommissar Mandar Yes!!! 14:32 I'm proud to say I cracked my head and busted my ass there 14:32 Yeah, the rides are...intense 14:32 My friend kept almost drowning 14:32 I've been there 3 times 14:33 My ex boyfriend pressured me to go on the cliff dives 14:33 and as much as I like waterslides 14:34 Daisy Kay I went to broken-glass playgrounds. 14:34 Kommissar Mandar I don't do cliff dives 14:34 heights freak me out 14:34 that's how I busted my ass 14:34 Daisy Kay one time the playground was covered in this mysterious green slime. 14:34 Kommissar Mandar what? 14:34 Daisy Kay yeah 14:34 Kommissar Mandar Slimer fucked up your playground 14:34 Daisy Kay right behind the playground 14:34 is a landfill 14:35 Kommissar Mandar Did you ever find out why? 14:35 Daisy Kay haha, yep. 14:35 no 14:35 Kommissar Mandar that's...unsettling 14:35 Daisy Kay It was just there one day and then it wasn't there the next day 14:35 Kommissar Mandar That's the kind of shit that keeps me awake at night thinking 14:35 Daisy Kay It had a tall slide 14:36 it was crazy tall. 14:36 Kommissar Mandar I love slides 14:36 Daisy Kay and uh 14:36 a flat metal merry-go-round with bars that you had to hold onto tightly because that thing could spin pretty fast 14:37 Kommissar Mandar I can't do things that spin 14:38 that's the only time I'll actually get motion sickness 14:38 I was at Wildwood boardwalk once 14:38 and they had one of those spinny teacup style rides 14:38 Daisy Kay now I'm looking up these places on google maps 14:38 Kommissar Mandar Only there was no resistance to the spin wheel at all 14:39 So I made that shit a Nasa grade centrifuge 14:39 ...and spent the rest of the night sick as a dog 14:39 Flew too close to the sun.... 14:40 http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/NdTh2d9nCPE/maxresdefault.jpg 14:40 Daisy Kay no more playground stuff, just sports stuff 14:40 https://www.google.com/maps/place/338+S+Mill+Rd/@39.472735,-75.062653,3a,75y,92.92h,87.59t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sA0Gbt2vnR1aQH2XfbJjfbg!2e0!4m2!3m1!1s0x89c731f53b05d11f:0x39dbd39c30775bc2 14:40 Kommissar Mandar This is a tall ass slide at Action Park 14:40 Daisy Kay but you can see the landfill right behind it. 14:40 Kommissar Mandar oooh yup 14:41 A playground next to a landfill 14:42 Kind of like a sight you'd see in Keansburg 14:42 Me and my friends found a spinal cord on that beach once.... 14:43 I believe it was an animal's 14:43 I hope it was an animal's 14:43 Daisy Kay ha ha 14:44 Kommissar Mandar My buddy of course picked it up 14:44 with bare hands 14:44 Daisy Kay I used to go in the woods a lot 14:44 Kommissar Mandar and chased my cousin with it 14:44 oooh really? 14:44 Daisy Kay it was like I was blind to bugs and spiders 14:44 Kommissar Mandar I love walks through the woods 14:45 Daisy Kay but once I started to notice them I stopped... 14:45 Kommissar Mandar I'm surprised I never got lost 14:45 Daisy Kay well, this is like 14:45 tiny tiny trails 14:45 filled with briars 14:45 Kommissar Mandar that's what I like 14:45 Daisy Kay When I'd come back I would be covered in cuts 14:45 and sometimes there would be ticks on me haha 14:45 Kommissar Mandar yuck 14:45 Daisy Kay so I do not miss doing that 14:46 Kommissar Mandar My first apartment was backed by nothing but dense woods 14:46 very creepy woods.... 14:46 Daisy Kay ticks were everywhere in Jersey 14:46 Kommissar Mandar they still are 14:46 but see 14:46 Every night 14:46 Daisy Kay always had to be inspected whenever I went deep in the woods 14:46 Kommissar Mandar We would see these lights coming from the woods 14:46 Daisy Kay and sometimes even when I was just in the house 14:46 I had to have a tick pulled off my butt once 14:47 haha 14:47 wood lights 14:47 Kommissar Mandar https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/427015_2843226200051_147455949_n.jpg 14:47 aww 14:47 mm hmm 14:47 Me and my ex decided to go exploring once 14:48 And we found all these old abandoned cars 14:48 just out there in the middle of nowhere 14:48 old abandoned toys too 14:48 My first apartment was the creepiest fucking place 14:49 Our landlord was a psychopath 14:49 a literal psychopath 14:49 Daisy Kay yes it was creepy in south Jersey 14:49 Kommissar Mandar like 'DO NOT BRING PEOPLE HERE OR THE GOVERNMENT WILL KNOW ABOUT MY ALIEN FRIENDS' kind of psycho 14:50 yeah...she was friends with aliens 14:50 and descendents of Jesus 14:50 and owned 35 cats 14:50 Do you know what 35 uncared for cats smell like in the middle of the summer? 14:51 Not good 14:51 https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/430307_2843226120049_1160288260_n.jpg 14:52 Daisy Kay I knew one old man with a house full of cats. 14:52 Kommissar Mandar I'll be damned if I didn't make my room pretty though 14:52 Nothing wrong with a house full of cats if you take care of them 14:53 this lady kept 35 cats in this makeshift outdoor cardboard pen with a tarp thrown over it 14:53 She also kept her 80 year old mother upstairs 14:54 and we'd hear her screaming at this poor old woman all the time 14:54 it was really quite terrible 14:54 Daisy Kay My mom's friend lived with her dad and 14:55 he had tons of cats 14:55 I remember Nanette very well 14:55 Kommissar Mandar https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/421216_2843224440007_1603628369_n.jpg 14:56 the bathroom was grody 14:56 Daisy Kay For a long time I had wondered why I played a nearly arcade-perfect donkey kong at her house 14:56 and it tuned out she had a Colecovision. 14:56 Kommissar Mandar oh shiii 14:56 I remember Colecovision 14:56 Daisy Kay I actually played one! haha I always wondered if I did 14:56 My memory is pretty vivid, especially when it comes to old games 14:57 Kommissar Mandar I never got to play one 14:57 My earliest console was NES 14:57 Daisy Kay I have seen colecos and ataris and intellivisions 14:57 I think I was three when I saw an Intellivision. 14:58 and I thought it was a phone. 14:58 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha 14:58 the weird ass controllers 14:58 Daisy Kay yes 14:58 Kommissar Mandar I miss controllers that look like phones 14:58 Daisy Kay Atari Jaguar 14:58 Kommissar Mandar Playin some Jaaaggg 14:59 Did I tell you what they did with old Atari Jaguar CD parts? 14:59 That they use them as dental equipment? 14:59 Daisy Kay I knew that! 15:00 Kommissar Mandar I used to work for the coolest Dr. at one of my old jobs 15:00 Daisy Kay they keep the casing even 15:00 Kommissar Mandar He was the only person I ever knew who owned a 3D0 in its heyday 15:00 Daisy Kay so it's exactly the same. 15:00 Kommissar Mandar Yup! 15:00 Daisy Kay I want a 3D0 but it's one of those systems with 100 varients. 15:01 Kommissar Mandar 800 flubbing dollars 15:01 Plumbers Don't Wear Ties 15:01 pay 800 bucks 15:02 get a creepy as shit FMV game with implied rape 15:02 Daisy Kay well yeah I mean 15:02 there were actually two consoles with the same strategy 15:02 Kommissar Mandar That and the Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe 15:03 no wait 15:03 that was CDi 15:03 Daisy Kay making the games but letting any company make a system for it. 15:03 Kommissar Mandar my bad 15:03 Daisy Kay which sounds good on paper 15:03 but never worked. 15:03 Kommissar Mandar nope 15:04 I mean 15:04 The Zelda games for the CDi were a really cool concept 15:05 but... 15:05 turned out terrible lol 15:05 at least they had ok music 15:05 Daisy Kay Nuon, that was the other one 15:07 Somehow failed worse than the 3DO. 15:07 there are actually four DVD movies with commands on them for the Nuon. 15:08 very weird. 15:09 Kommissar Mandar I never heard of that 15:10 Daisy Kay same deal 15:10 anyone was allowed to make a Nuon 15:10 Kommissar Mandar At least 3D0 had the best Doom music 15:11 Daisy Kay all of them way overpriced for the very little it did 15:11 Kommissar Mandar yeah 15:11 for all 14 games that were made for them 15:11 I never owned any of the off-beat consoles 15:12 the only one that was every actually mine personally as a kid was my Sega Genesis 15:13 Daisy Kay I had a CD-i 15:13 Kommissar Mandar I remember inheriting my sister's Sega 15:13 that was a happy day 15:13 like, in its heyday? 15:13 Daisy Kay I also had the Aquarius, probably the worst home computer ever. 15:13 No I was a collector 15:14 Kommissar Mandar holy shit you actually had one of those? 15:14 no one had that 15:14 ah 15:14 not many have heard of the Aquarius 15:14 Daisy Kay the Aquarius was a stripped down version of the intellivision 15:14 Kommissar Mandar I've seen some gameplay of it 15:14 Daisy Kay yeah it has the same games but less detailed 15:15 some of the same games 15:15 people don't know that the Intellivision was the first true 16 bit system. 15:15 Kommissar Mandar was it really? 15:15 fucking hell I'm gonna put my fist through this laptop 15:16 so much malware 15:16 Daisy Kay sorry 15:16 Kommissar Mandar how was it 16 bit? 15:16 lol the malware is my fault 15:17 I'm too much of an emulator junkie 15:17 and I'm bad at taking care of the poor computah 15:17 Daisy Kay it had a 16-bit microprocessor. 15:17 Kommissar Mandar I fed computah beer 15:17 it didn't like it 15:17 ah 15:17 Daisy Kay it was capable of doing much more than the Atari. 15:17 The Atari didn't even have a dedicated graphics chip 15:18 that's why the games look so weird on the Atari. 15:18 Kommissar Mandar You had to use your imagination mostly 15:18 Daisy Kay the only way to make a non-pong game on the Atari was to "trick" it. 15:18 most of the games on the 2600 are made with trickery. 15:19 Kommissar Mandar Atari games were hard as balls to program I heard 15:19 like not many people could do it 15:19 So kudos to that dude who made Custers Last Stand 15:22 that's a serious dedication to porn lol 15:22 Daisy Kay ugh ha ha 15:23 Kommissar Mandar I think my biggest guilty pleasure game was Crystal's Pony Tale 15:26 I played the shit out of that 15:26 I also was obsessed with Mortal Kombat but my grandma wouldn't let me play it =( 15:27 Had to sneak that one to my neighbors : 3 15:27 Daisy Kay when you were poor you had to just 15:28 go to a friend's house to play video games 15:28 Kommissar Mandar I getcha 15:29 Daisy Kay I remember one time, I think it was this girl's older brother or something 15:29 "you only come here to play video games you aint no friend!" 15:30 hey fuck you I don't have a bunch of video games at MY house 15:30 maybe I want to experience a thing I normally don't get to 15:30 I mean, playing with a friend's toy is old as time 15:31 Kommissar Mandar Fucking punch that chode 15:31 Daisy Kay and 15:32 I didn't even want to play the games half the time 15:32 I usually just watched someone else play 15:32 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, my friend Selvi would always bogart the N64 15:32 Daisy Kay No one is The Wizard and just picks up a game and knows how to play 15:32 Kommissar Mandar but watching was still fun 15:33 Daisy Kay You have to own it and play for hours 15:33 Kommissar Mandar She used to make me pray for her lol 15:33 Daisy Kay so I wanted to watch others. 15:33 Kommissar Mandar I think watching is fun 15:34 Daisy Kay if someone was good at it 15:35 of course I wanna see! 15:35 Kommissar Mandar Me and my cousins old apartment was like...Old Bridge's gathering of weed and Mario Kart 64 15:35 I wanna watch you play Mario 15:36 Daisy Kay my first game was Mario 2 15:36 so I know every single trick. 15:36 Kommissar Mandar Mario 2 is my favorite! 15:37 but I don't know any tricks 15:37 I actually suck at it 15:37 Mario 2 and Mario Lost Levels 15:37 that's my shit 15:37 Do you ever play any romhacks? 15:38 Daisy Kay sometimes, but 15:38 I hate the forced "hardness" of a lot of them. 15:38 I wish they had the same difficulty as Mario games. 15:38 Kommissar Mandar I don't even want to because I know I'll just get frustrated 15:39 Lost Levels is the perfect amount of frustration balanced with fun 15:39 Daisy Kay the wind is bullshit though 15:40 everything else is fine. 15:40 oh and the springboards. 15:41 Kommissar Mandar fuck the springboards 15:41 the height you get launched is so fucking random 15:41 Daisy Kay an otherwise actually hard game 15:41 if not for the wind and springboards 15:41 to FAKE the difficulty. 15:42 I remembering marathoning it on the SNES to play world 9. 15:42 Probably would be impossible to do on the Disk System 15:43 near-impossible. 15:43 Kommissar Mandar yeah, I'm not that great at it lol 15:43 Daisy Kay but World 9 was great. Must have blown minds back then. 15:45 Kommissar Mandar I've never been to World 9 15:46 Daisy Kay You ever hear about the disk system versions of the minus world? 15:46 On the American cart the minus world is just a repeating water level... 15:46 Kommissar Mandar isn't that where you like....put in Tennis 15:46 switch it for Mario 15:46 Daisy Kay but on the disk system it keeps going 15:46 Kommissar Mandar and switch it back 15:46 Daisy Kay OH! 15:46 Yeah that was different 15:46 Kommissar Mandar some crazy shit like that 15:46 Daisy Kay that was a way to access all the "worlds." 15:47 which were actually just garbage data. 15:47 Kommissar Mandar ah 15:47 Daisy Kay You can sort of get the same stuff with a game genie on the US system. 15:47 Kommissar Mandar I'm watching a video of it now 15:48 it looks wild as hell 15:48 Daisy Kay yeah 15:50 Kommissar Mandar I've been at D-4 in my file forever 15:51 its bothering me 15:51 I just wanna beat it 15:51 But Ive distracted myself with Labyrinth now 15:53 I feel like I have to beat that game 15:54 it was one of my all time favorite movies 15:54 hows the awfice? 16:04 Daisy Kay Fine. 16:06 My office has too much stuff in it. I really want to reorganize. 16:06 Kommissar Mandar The one time I worked in a cubicle I trashed it 16:08 but that's cause I had to answer phones all day 16:08 I was lucky if I got a break to go to the bathroom 16:08 Daisy Kay aw, poor baby *pats your bottom* 16:11 *sets you in her lap* 16:11 Kommissar Mandar *cuddles up to your chest* 16:12 Daisy Kay *puts you in a big ol' puffy pamper.* 16:13 *pops a bottle in your maw.* 16:13 *rocks back and forth, feeding you and humming in your ear.* 16:13 Kommissar Mandar *mmm ba-ba* 16:14 *falls asleep in Daisy's arms* 16:15 *snores* 16:18 I've been told I snore in real life 16:18 and that I say foul things in my sleep 16:19 Daisy Kay I might snore less now. I'm pretty sure.... 16:20 no more apnea for me 16:21 Kommissar Mandar You had legitimate apnea? 16:21 Daisy Kay I suppose so. Symptoms were there. 16:22 Kommissar Mandar Did you ever stop breathing in your sleep? 16:22 Daisy Kay I used to have nightmares about being suffocated 16:23 but then when I woke up 16:23 I found out I was face-down, pressing my pillow to my face 16:23 ha ha my own body tried to kill me. 16:23 Kommissar Mandar holy shit lol 16:24 Back in my old house in Edison 16:25 it was the weirdest thing 16:25 Me and my big sister would sleepwalk to the same exact spot 16:25 we'd leave our rooms 16:25 walk down the hall 16:25 and stop right before the steps 16:26 and just stare out 16:26 creepy shit 16:26 it's the only time I've ever had a habit of sleepwalking 16:27 oh that's just dandy 16:32 my Allen Strange torrent got to 84 percent 16:32 and stopped =( 16:32 I really wanna see that show again 16:33 Daisy Kay oh welp... 16:33 Kommissar Mandar I don't think it ever got released on tape or dvd 16:35 I'm determined though 16:35 Gonna watch me some Labyrinth instead 16:37 now that Disney bought Lucas Arts 16:38 by all rights 16:38 Daisy Kay the name's hoggle. 16:38 Kommissar Mandar there can now be Prince Jareth walking around at Disney 16:38 ahaha 16:38 these are little things I hope to see in my lifetime 16:38 I was very dissapointed when there was no Snape face character at Harry Potter world 16:41 https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/180343_1551322743272_6978961_n.jpg 16:43 I even dressed up as a Slytherin : 3 16:44 and was stuck in that fucking castle for 3 hours because the ride broke down : 3 16:45 *shoves pizza in her face* 17:38 Daisy Kay *shoves pizza in your face* 17:38 Kommissar Mandar mmmm 17:38 I was good today 17:39 I didn't put mayonnaise on it 17:39 yeah, I'm basically disgusting 17:39 I've really been cutting down on the mayo though 17:40 Daisy Kay haha c: 17:42 Pizzaz! 17:42 Kommissar Mandar Pizzaz is my favorite Jem and the Holograms character : 3 17:43 I can't wait for that movie 17:43 were you ever into that show? 17:45 Daisy Kay yeah, as a small child. 17:46 Kommissar Mandar We should see the movie when it comes out 17:47 If you feel like it 17:47 Daisy Kay Sure! I thought it was indie? 17:49 Kommissar Mandar was it? 17:49 either way 17:49 I'm just glad we're getting one 17:49 I wish it'd be in theatres though 17:50 I never go to the movies unless its something I really really really want to see 17:50 Daisy Kay finished new cartoon. Gonna go home and try to draw a 15-20 page comic to sell on gumroad. 20:52 hello tiny bee 23:34 this stupid concealer takes like four to eight hours to dry so I usually put it on at night rather than the start of the day 23:35 Saturday, 17. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar I fell asleep watching Labyrinth 01:15 Daisy Kay aww 01:15 Kommissar Mandar I was shleepy 01:15 what kind of concealer? 01:15 Daisy Kay me three 01:15 Kommissar Mandar I rub concealer all over my face a lot 01:16 Daisy Kay yeah. 01:16 Kommissar Mandar But I've been really good about putting shit on for my acne and its going away 01:16 Daisy Kay keeps my face an even uniform color instead of showing little marks and scars. 01:17 Kommissar Mandar My face isn't uniform at all =( 01:19 I have to wear...a lot of makeup 01:19 Daisy Kay well I am a hypocrit 01:19 because I am like "I like this on you but I hate this on me." 01:20 *curls up behind you, spooning.* 01:21 Kommissar Mandar aww 01:24 *purrs* 01:24 *pulls your arms around me tighter* 01:24 Sent file CAM00968.jpg. 01:27 These are my new undies : 3 01:27 they have little handcuffs on them 01:27 Daisy Kay *slips out of bed for a sec* 01:28 ha ha c: 01:28 Kommissar Mandar *slips into your bed wearing them and cuddles* 01:28 Coast to Coast AM 04:30 You mentioned Coast to Coast AM in your cutelette cartoon 04:31 You animated my favoritest thing 04:31 Now I can't stop smiling 04:32 <3 04:32 Daisy Kay yaaay 10:29 Kommissar Mandar Hey sweets 10:30 What's up? 10:30 Daisy Kay Well Kit is gonna be on a special diet for the rest of his life. 10:41 Kommissar Mandar aw really? 10:42 Well, as long as he's okay 10:42 That's what matters 10:42 Daisy Kay yeah it is okay! 10:42 Kommissar Mandar Is he coming home today? 10:43 Daisy Kay he is home 10:47 Kommissar Mandar yay! =D 10:48 uhhg, I'm beat today 10:49 I don't know why 10:49 I got enough sleep 10:49 I'm gonna need a tall ass energy drink 10:49 I have important shit to do today 10:50 Daisy Kay okey dokey 10:51 Kommissar Mandar Gonna fill these cargo pants with solid gold 10:51 Daisy Kay I also gotta remember to feed Kit these eyedrops once a day 10:51 like 10:51 gotta get between the teeth 10:51 Kommissar Mandar I'm good at putting eyedrops in eyes 10:51 mouths are even easier 10:51 Daisy Kay yeah 10:51 but it's like 10:51 Kommissar Mandar I put eyedrops in eyes for a living 10:51 Daisy Kay ugh why you gotta 10:52 shove it in a cat's mouth like that 10:52 Kommissar Mandar It's for his own good 10:52 Daisy Kay I know I just hate giving medicine to cats 10:52 Kommissar Mandar I could do it for you 10:52 If it bugs you 10:53 We had to load my dog up on meds 10:55 She had cancer 10:55 She survived though! 10:55 Daisy Kay I'm fine with it 10:57 Kommissar Mandar *slaps self* Wake up Manderz! 10:59 Time to head down to Toms River 10:59 Collect my thingamajigs 11:00 Got some apraising to do 11:01 Daisy Kay *hugga bug* 11:01 Kommissar Mandar lol 11:01 that sounds like that racist song from Mary Martin's Peter Pan 11:02 Daisy Kay don't get stressed. 11:02 Kommissar Mandar fuck I ain't stressed 11:02 I'm excited as shit 11:02 I just got a case of Weekend at Bernie's syndrome today and I want it to wear off 11:02 *Carries my own corpse to the bathroom* 11:03 Daisy Kay you mean like in part 2 11:04 Kommissar Mandar lol I only saw the first one 11:04 Daisy Kay well I mean 11:04 Kommissar Mandar What happens in Part 2? 11:04 Daisy Kay in part 2 the corpse walks by itself 11:04 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 11:04 Daisy Kay it's all floppy 11:04 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, that would be a more accurrate description 11:04 I'll talk to you tonight if I don't drop dead 11:06 *bestows upon you a resounding slap on the ass* 11:10 Daisy Kay thank you 11:11 *returns the favor 10 fold* 11:11 peep 17:29 Kommissar Mandar poop on a peep 17:29 I got something cool to show you 17:29 Daisy Kay show me 17:30 Kommissar Mandar pulling up the pic 17:30 Daisy Kay pull up your pants 17:30 Kommissar Mandar I'll pull up my pull ups 17:31 Daisy Kay *pats your bottom and fusses over you* 17:32 Kommissar Mandar Sent file CAM00977.jpg. 17:33 Heh heh 17:33 ask me what time it is 17:33 Daisy Kay what time it. 17:33 is. 17:33 Kommissar Mandar I'm the Groundskeeper 17:34 Daisy Kay haha 17:34 c: 17:34 Kommissar Mandar They're all so shiny 17:34 Do you like watches? 17:34 If you see one there you like, you can have it 17:35 Daisy Kay It's been forever since I wore one. 17:35 Kommissar Mandar Elsewise they're all getting sold 17:35 Daisy Kay My wrists are 17:35 Kommissar Mandar lol same here 17:35 Daisy Kay so so so dainty. 17:35 Kommissar Mandar I hate them 17:35 mine too : 3 17:35 Daisy Kay The thumb and middle finger touch when you wrap around 17:35 Kommissar Mandar it sucks because it's hard to wear bracelets 17:35 Daisy Kay that's not supposed to happen 17:35 Kommissar Mandar that happens with me too 17:36 Daisy Kay especially with my tiny fingers 17:36 Kommissar Mandar tiny fingers suck 17:36 my rings always fall off 17:36 Daisy Kay for real 17:36 I can't even have rings! 17:36 Kommissar Mandar I can usually only wear thumb rings 17:36 Small hands are sexy though 17:37 Daisy Kay haha c: 17:37 Kommissar Mandar So I'm aiming to leave the 29th 17:39 if that's okay 17:39 Daisy Kay yaaaay! 17:40 *trembles* 17:40 ooh I am excited as shiiiit 17:40 Kommissar Mandar Me too!! : 3 17:40 This is gonna be rad as hell 17:40 *spanks your butt* 17:41 Daisy Kay *sings and prances about the room* 17:41 Kommissar Mandar *prances* 17:42 (You don't want to hear me sing) 17:42 ever 17:42 You probably have a pretty singing voice 17:42 Daisy Kay when I was a small child I liked to sing opera but I only did it while alone and was caught only a few times. 17:44 I will break out into operatic tones sometimes though 17:44 Kommissar Mandar I can sing fake opera 17:44 I have the absolute worst voice for singing 17:45 I make good silly voices though : 3 17:46 Daisy Kay I just have this lilt. 17:46 I think that, maybe with coaching, I could learn. 17:47 Kommissar Mandar You probably could 17:47 Daisy Kay *holds your hand* 17:48 Kommissar Mandar I honestly can't wait to just...hear your voice 17:48 *Rests my head on your shoulder* 17:49 If I smile like a moron at you, forgive me 17:49 Daisy Kay man I really should be workin on that comic. 17:53 Kommissar Mandar the one with the critters? 17:53 I find it hard to be creative on command 17:54 for me 17:54 i just gotta wait till the words come to me 17:54 Daisy Kay I just need to get comfy. 17:54 Kommissar Mandar *fluffs your pillows* 17:55 Daisy Kay cocks 18:02 Kommissar Mandar cocks o' plenty 18:03 *sits on your lap* 18:05 uhg I feel like a zombie today 18:06 just no energy 18:06 Daisy Kay yeah, weird huh? 18:07 *tries very hard to draw* okay I'm gonna do this. *climbs into bed* 18:07 Kommissar Mandar Even after two monsters, I'm still beat 18:08 *Sits on your lap sleepily and watches you draw* 18:08 Daisy Kay I only did about three pages so far. 18:58 I just been kinda sweepy. 18:58 *sweeps the floor* 18:59 Kommissar Mandar aww 18:59 I'm half asweep 19:00 I'm trying to make my nails stop hurting 19:03 Daisy Kay you're a sweepy baby 19:03 Kommissar Mandar They're digging into my skin at the sides = ( 19:03 I refuse to cut them though 19:03 Mama Daisy needs to kiss them and make them better : 3 19:04 Daisy Kay I used to have seisures in my sleep. 19:04 I found this out by biting my tongue or finding my palm had been cut by my nails digging into it. 19:05 I'm starting to think most of my health problems were caused by weight because I just don't have them anymore. 19:05 Kommissar Mandar ouch =( 19:06 Daisy Kay *hums softly, massaging you gently.* 19:06 Kommissar Mandar *nuzzles your chest* 19:07 I'm skinny fat pretty much 19:11 I'm thin but not healthy 19:11 I get chest pain a lot 19:11 Daisy Kay You just need to find the stuff that's good for you but also tastes good to you. 19:11 *massages your chest* 19:12 Kommissar Mandar *purrs* 19:14 Daisy Kay meet me in the break room. (it's a room where we break stuff) 20:55 Kommissar Mandar *throws herself into a wall of fine china* 20:57 Daisy Kay yessss 20:57 Kommissar Mandar I'm a bull in a china shop 20:57 Let's make an office bonfire 20:58 Daisy Kay let's make an office space. 20:58 Kommissar Mandar My office is the bathroom, like Fonzi 20:59 Daisy Kay no it's just because you go to the bathroom everywhere 21:00 like a baby 21:00 Kommissar Mandar I counsel people on how to be cool 21:00 Yeah 21:00 Daisy Kay *picks you up and spins you around* 21:00 Kommissar Mandar I'll shit on your blouse, then kick you out of my house 21:00 Daisy Kay *kisses your snoot* 21:00 Kommissar Mandar i really wish I could remember what rap song those lyrics were to 21:00 mmm 21:00 *puts my hand down the back of your pants* 21:01 *Squeezes your firm buttcheek* 21:01 Daisy Kay yeep 21:01 Kommissar Mandar *squeezes you tight* 21:03 Daisy Kay you just turned that around so quickly *blushes* I was bein all tough and you made me untuff! 21:04 *The little boy pouts at you.* 21:04 Kommissar Mandar *psshh, I can soften you up in a second* 21:05 *takes off bra* 21:05 Daisy Kay *jumps forward and rubs his face between your boobs.* 21:05 Kommissar Mandar *Holds you between them so you can't escape* 21:06 *Do you want to nurse on me, little boy?* 21:07 Daisy Kay *You feel the heat from his blushing face. He just buries his head between your soft breasts and rubs his fat snoot against your skin. He looks up timidly.* 21:09 Kommissar Mandar *It's okay...*guides your mouth to my nipple* 21:10 *I run my long nails down your back and feel gooseflesh break out on your skin* 21:11 Daisy Kay *The young boy opens his mouth and then closes it over your nipple. He tugs the nipple into his maw, his tongue scraping against it inside his mouth.* 21:12 Kommissar Mandar *I can't help but moan at the boy sucking at my breast* 21:14 Daisy Kay *Daisy is so excited, getting to even be this close to an older girl. It's just a plus that it happens to be someone cool like Mandy. He closes his eyes, tugging the nipple with his lips as he nurses from it. His little dick hardens in his tight pants, tenting them out a bit in the front.* 21:16 Kommissar Mandar *The older girl smiles at the sight of the boy's rising cock, she think's it's beautiful* 21:17 *She reaches a hand downward and cups the warm swelling in his pants* 21:18 Daisy Kay *Daisy scrunches his face "ah! Mandy, don-" He tenses up and makes a slight squeaking sound from his throat. The front of his pants turn damp as he cums himself. Some white cum manages to seep through the layers of clothing, making a large white dome of cum over the tip of his erection.* 21:20 Kommissar Mandar *Aww, poor little boy couldn't hold it in* 21:21 *Mandy dips her slender fingers into the boy's pants, coating her hand in fresh cum and gingerly licks it off* 21:22 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks down, tucking in his bottom lip. He stands there with his hands behind his back as you lick his cum from your fingers.* 21:23 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy bend's down to little Daisy's level and kisses him on the mouth...he can taste the salt of his own seed on her lips* 21:24 Daisy Kay *smiles as he kisses you back. He rubs his face on yours and lets out a soft, blissful sigh.* 21:27 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy grinds her wet pussy on Daisy's thigh, moaning and kissing his soft little neck* 21:30 Daisy Kay *sighs softly* you feel wonderful... 21:30 Kommissar Mandar *brushes her wetness against you* *you make me this way...* 21:32 *kisses your forehead* 21:32 Daisy Kay *Daisy tugs on his pants* I should be goin to bed soon but I don't wanna... 21:41 Kommissar Mandar aww 21:42 *pulls you into her bed* 21:42 *you can sleep in my boobs* 21:43 Daisy Kay *Daisy dances in place, tugging on his jeans* 21:47 Kommissar Mandar *Do you have to go to the bathroom, dear?* 21:48 Daisy Kay *Daisy runs to the bathroom, only to find his little sister got there first. The 17 year old boy holds his hands over his bottom "Hurry up! God, you always take forEVER in there!" he exaggerates.* 21:50 Kommissar Mandar *A lady has to take her time : 3* 21:50 Daisy Kay *Daisy pouts "you're just a little girl, not a lady!" he pushes his luck. He peeks through the door a bit, looking in.* 21:51 Kommissar Mandar *You PERVERT!* 21:52 *The young girl slams the door in her brother's face* 21:52 *"You can piss your pants for all I care!* 21:52 Daisy Kay *Daisy steps back quickly. He whimpers. "I'm not gonna... do that. I'm a big boy..." He paces outside the door, letting out pitiful puppy-like whimpers as he grips his hands over his rear end. He feels a cramp and bends his knees "ooh!"* 21:53 Kommissar Mandar *I'm not opening this door!* 21:55 Daisy Kay *Daisy tenses up and lets out a squeak from his throat. He rushes to the door. "Mandy hurry! I gotta go RIGHT NOW!" he cries out. It's too late, he begins to shit his pants. A big warm mess goes across the older boy's cheeks. He blushes hotly, feeling his pants get lumpier and heavier. He starts to cry softly, letting his head bonk against the door.* 21:56 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy hears the young boy's sobs and a wave of remorse comes over her. She opens the door and embraces her brother, wiping away his tears.* 21:58 *There there, Daisy, it's okay...I'm so sorry...I'll clean you up* 21:58 Daisy Kay *Daisy scrunches up his face. It's so humiliating! "This isn't fair, I'm the big brother..." he mumbles and pouts as you pull him along. "Come on, I can do it myself!" he insists, but you just ignore him, knowing he's a big baby, especially if he can't hold it for two minutes!* 21:59 Kommissar Mandar *Shhhhh...don't fuss, just hold still.* 22:00 *Mandy pulls down Daisy's soiled pants and wipes away the excess shit with wet naps* 22:01 *See dear brother, that's not so bad, is it?* 22:01 *She wipes until his ass is clean and fresh* 22:02 Daisy Kay *Daisy cringes as you wipe him down. His fat cock dangles between his legs and he cups his hands over it, feeling a bit guilty and awkward to be naked in front of his sister like this. He doesn't want to admit it, but it feels nice having her wipe his bottom clean.* 22:02 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy gently wipes the excess from his thighs, brushing against his cock as she does so* 22:03 Daisy Kay *Daisy bites on his tongue a bit. He looks away. He feels like the younger brother, even though he's much taller.* 22:04 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy continues to wipe, her knuckles caressing the older boy's cock in such a delicate and purposeful way you begin to think it's deliberate* 22:05 Daisy Kay *Daisy lets go of his cock and balls and puts his hands on his hips "Mandy, cut it out! You're too little to be doin stuff like that!" he looks down at you with a burning blush on his embarrassed face.* 22:07 Kommissar Mandar *Pssshhh, I'm more mature than you are!* 22:08 *Without warning, Mandy falls to her knees and fills her mouth with her brother's cock* 22:09 Daisy Kay *Daisy balls up his hands into little fists. "ahh!" he lets out a squeak of pleasure. His cock becomes fully erect in your mouth. "s-stop it!" he says, not really trying to stop you.* 22:10 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy moves her head up and down, taking Daisy's cock deep into her throat and pressing her long nails to his thighs* 22:12 Daisy Kay *Daisy grabs your shoulders and starts humping your mouth. He pants excitedly. A burst of hot cum fills your maw quickly, coating all over the inside. His cum is all sugary and sweet. He lets out a strained groan and leans forward. "ooohh..." He's just glad Mom didn't walk in on him. He looks down, an ambivilent look of relief and regret on his face.* 22:14 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy swallows Daisy's cum greedily, loving the way it tastes* 22:15 *Mandy rises to her feet and takes her brother by the hand* 22:16 *Come on Daisy, you can sleep with me tonight* 22:16 Daisy Kay *The half naked boy smiles awkwardly, taking your hand. He walks with you.* 22:17 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy leads him into her bedroom, gently bringing the covers over him and wrapping her arms around him* 22:18 *She kisses him on the forehead* 22:18 Daisy Kay *Daisy puts his big strong arms around you and pulls you on top of him.* 22:19 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy nuzzles her face against Daisy's chest, feeling warm and safe* 22:20 Daisy Kay *makes tiny animal noises as he cuddles you* 22:21 Kommissar Mandar *purrs softly as she feels Daisy's soft breath against her hair* 22:22 Daisy Kay *Daisy pets your hair, still feeling like your little brother despite his size. He nuzzles the top of your head and rubs his hand up and down your torso.* 22:24 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy savors every moment of Daisy's gentle touch, loving the way her brother's hands feel against her skin* 22:26 Daisy Kay *puts his hands on your hips and lifts you up, looking at you. "Yer pretty." 22:30 Kommissar Mandar *Kisses you on the cheek* *so are you* 22:31 Daisy Kay *presses up against you and rolls around under the covers.* 22:37 Kommissar Mandar *Squeezes your waist and lays my head in the crook of your neck* 22:39 Daisy Kay whatcha doin over there 22:53 Kommissar Mandar slowly falling asleep... 22:54 Daisy Kay I'm just about ta fall asleep. *snuggles you up like a big teddybear* 22:54 see you when we both wake up I guess 22:54 Kommissar Mandar Goodnight, sweetheart 22:55 *kisses your snoot* 22:55 Sunday, 18. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar Mornin : 3 09:05 I don't know if I should write 09:07 Or binge on AM Coast to Coast 09:07 eh 09:08 binge first 09:08 that'll get me in the mood 09:08 Have you ever heard of Mel's Hole? 09:08 (I swear that's not a euphamism) 09:08 Daisy Kay 9 pages done so far... 13:50 Kommissar Mandar oh shit 13:51 go you 13:51 *brings you tea* 13:53 Daisy Kay Maybe you'll like this weird organic tea... 13:56 I am not a tea drinker (anymore) 13:56 Kommissar Mandar I like all tea 13:57 Yeah me 13:57 I just....looked at 70 odd pages of this story I wrote 13:57 And I said fuck it 13:57 I"m writing this over 13:58 Daisy Kay http://runa.org/runa-product/bottles/hibiscus-berry-guayusa-tea/ They sent it to me for free 13:58 Kommissar Mandar This is why I've been working on the same book for 10 years 13:58 Is dat some...hibiscus? 13:58 I love that shit 13:59 Yeah, I'll drink the crap out of this tea 14:00 Daisy Kay thwee more pages 14:59 Kommissar Mandar yaaay! 15:06 Actually got some packing done today 16:04 Not gonna wait till like...the last day for once 16:05 In doing so I found my old windows phone 16:05 can't wait to see what's on it 16:05 Probably old pictures of Kommissar and my old AZ place that were too heartbreaking at the time to revisit 16:06 Daisy Kay scanning... 16:24 cool! 16:25 Kommissar Mandar Fuck man... 16:25 Daisy Kay FUCK MAN! 16:26 Kommissar Mandar old videos of Kommissar attacking my laptop 16:26 I wonder where that cat is now 16:26 Daisy Kay duh nuh nuh nuh, du nuh nuh nuh 16:26 FUCK MAN 16:26 Kommissar Mandar AHAHAHAHA 16:26 He was a lesser known megaman villain 16:26 Sent file WP_20130811_004.mp4. 16:30 That sound is how I discipline cats 16:30 Kommissar would just...attack sources of sound 16:31 kind of like a T-rex 16:31 Daisy Kay good job, kitty. 16:35 Sent file crittersebook01.png. 16:44 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha 16:45 Basically how I drive 16:45 Daisy Kay with your nose? 16:45 Kommissar Mandar Yes 16:45 sometimes I lay my face against the horn 16:45 I have driven many times without hands 16:46 When you're eating, smoking and changing your ipod at the same time you have to find other body parts to drive with 16:47 Sent file WP_20130810_009.jpg. 16:51 Daisy Kay Sent file crittersebook02.png. 16:58 Kommissar Mandar this is adorable : 3 16:59 Daisy Kay Sent file crittersebook03.png. 17:00 Kommissar Mandar The first panel describes me at every meeting at my old office ever 17:02 also I'm fucking dying 17:02 Daisy Kay I'm looking up vintage newspaper clippings 17:24 Kommissar Mandar Of anything in particular? 17:28 Daisy Kay That took way too long 17:50 Sent file crittersebook04.png. 17:52 peep 18:32 it's selling pretty well right now 21:09 *sleepy hug* 23:57 Monday, 19. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar I just slept my ass off 07:13 These allergies are killing me 07:14 I knew your critters would sell good 07:15 I just bought a copy and donated some = ) 07:52 ah, so that's why you needed the clips 07:55 I loved the book =) 10:36 Daisy Kay I wonder if it was obvious that they couldn't read 10:52 and that everyone else in the world was dead 10:52 Kommissar Mandar I didn't even think about that.... 11:41 But now i love it 100 times more.... 11:41 I love the way your mind works : 3 11:42 Daisy Kay hahaha 11:43 and they didn't even know the TV in the break room was busted 11:43 and the computer just said "error" 11:44 Kommissar Mandar Holy shit... 11:44 Daisy Kay I mean there are all these little hints that nothing works but they have a really active imagination so they don't seem bothered by it 11:44 Kommissar Mandar all the clippings were about nuclear attacks 11:44 Daisy Kay haha yeah plus some ads and something about Michael Keaton as batman 11:45 Kommissar Mandar I hope critters is what happens when the world ends for real 11:45 Daisy Kay I like the headline that just says "ATOMS" 11:45 Kommissar Mandar I'm so happy I'm not the only one who thinks nuclear holocausts are the best thing 11:45 Dude 11:45 In my story 11:45 Daisy Kay I edited that from "ATOMS DROP ON JAPAN" or something 11:46 Kommissar Mandar I am still debating the main characters having this scene 11:46 where they put the Konami code for Contra in a Soviet Dead Hand nuke system 11:46 and make shit go boom 11:46 Yeah 11:47 It's a callback to the character's childhood 11:47 Where the main character, Amadeus goes to his obscenely rich friends house 11:47 And they have an NES in 1971 11:47 Because his uncle works for Nintendo 11:47 And they play the shit out of Contra 11:48 Daisy Kay I put the critters up front and just sort of made the apocalypse a background thing. 11:49 Kommissar Mandar That's what makes it great though 11:49 It's subtle 11:49 It's one of those things you notice that makes you love it all the more 11:49 That's what I've always loved best about your stuff 11:51 The dark undertone juxtaposed with the cuteness 11:51 Sent file watcha playin.jpg. 11:52 This has been my favorite comic of yours forever 11:52 Daisy Kay I love that they don't know how stuff works 11:52 or care 11:52 Kommissar Mandar It's cutest form of nihilism 11:52 Daisy Kay Like the one critter takes the computer 11:52 and it just falls to the ground 11:52 Kommissar Mandar "I'm taking my work with me" 11:53 Daisy Kay haha 11:53 and it's just the monitor 11:53 and of course like 11:53 the one critter reads the note but makes up their own words for it 11:54 Kommissar Mandar They don't give a fuck 11:54 And it's beautiful 11:54 Daisy Kay the note is like "this gold is cursed" but they're like "the real treasure is friends" 11:55 Kommissar Mandar I shared it everywhere I could 11:55 The real treasure is always friends 11:55 The biggest bullshit cop out to every cartoon treasure hunt 11:56 But done so beautifully 11:56 Daisy Kay well the DuckTales game for the NES 11:57 Kommissar Mandar I could never beat that one =( 11:58 I sucked at games 11:58 Did it end with one of those bullshit "the treasure is in the journey" endings? 11:58 Like the Dark Tower lol 11:59 "The real treasure is friends" 11:59 Is basically how Stephen King ended his 7 book epic 12:00 But it was still pretty funny the way it was executed 12:00 Daisy Kay http://tcrf.net/images/a/ad/DucktalesEndingBeta.png 12:01 this was the prototype 12:01 before it was fully translated 12:01 http://tcrf.net/Proto:DuckTales 12:01 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 12:02 It's always dreams and friends 12:03 always 12:03 Daisy Kay dream and friends 12:04 it's just weird 12:04 Kommissar Mandar oh 12:04 I didn't even realize the typo 12:04 Daisy Kay yeah 12:04 Kommissar Mandar Dream and freinds 12:04 Conflagurations, you have compleeted a great game! 12:05 Have you ever read The Dark Tower? 12:06 Daisy Kay no 12:06 Kommissar Mandar ah man 12:07 It basically had that ending 12:07 Only it's so much funnier 12:07 Because the main character sacrifices all his dream and friends to get the treasure : 3 12:07 The best part 12:07 Is when you reach the last chapter 12:07 Before the story goes on 12:07 There is a note from Stephen King that tells you to stop reading. 12:08 Because you're going to be disappointed by the ending 12:08 Daisy Kay why doesn't he put that in all his books 12:08 Kommissar Mandar I KNOW!! 12:08 Daisy Kay actually 12:08 I may have read it 12:08 I read a lot of my dad's Kings. 12:09 he left them lying around 12:09 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, it was a looong story 12:09 It was...ok 12:09 I'll give it that 12:09 Pretty weird story 12:10 At one point the main characters have to take a portal into the real world 12:10 So they can save Stephen King....from getting hit by a truck in real life 12:10 Which actually happened to him 12:11 The little kid character jumps in front of the truck and saves Stephen King, and his last words are 'finish writing the story...' 12:11 The more that I think about it the weirder that just...is 12:12 These people realize they're nothing but a story 12:12 And have to save their writer or just...cease to exist 12:13 Also 12:14 I would drink Mountain Dew Baloney Blast 12:14 Because I'm a weird soda fetishist 12:14 Daisy Kay cousin balki 12:15 Kommissar Mandar Bronson Pichot is like..my favorite actor 12:19 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Beverly_Drink.JPG 12:20 This is the worst soda that exists 12:20 Me and my buddy Mike P were at a place where you could sample all these exotic sodas from around the world 12:22 And all of them were very good! And then...my buddy hands me a cup of this clear cola, that looked not unlike Crystal Pepsi to me, so I got excited...and I took a sip 12:23 The only way I can describe this taste 12:23 Is that of when you're trying to swallow a bitter, gritty pill and a little bit breaks off in your mouth and you taste a cross between bile and battery acid 12:24 And you double-over gagging and your whole body trembles...and you're just waving your hands in front of your mouth in abject disgust and agony 12:25 I just looked at my buddy Mike P afterwards and said in a pathetic voice..."Why have you done this to me?" 12:26 it was terrible 12:26 lol 16:14 The appraiser basically told me the true treasure is in dream and friends 16:14 like I thought would happen 16:15 ah well 16:15 I was pleasantly surprised to find some money in my paypal account from some hypnosis files I put up for sale a few months ago 16:15 so it all balances out 16:15 Daisy Kay haha c: 18:07 hey bee, I just got home. 18:07 Kommissar Mandar Hey you =) 18:27 Uhg 18:27 I feel like I'm dying today 18:28 My fibro shit is acting up 18:28 Also my stepmom is adorable 18:29 She saw the kratom I ordered online because I refuse to overpay at the store anymore 18:29 And she sits me down 18:29 And shows me pictures of people who've done Krokodil and says "This will be you" 18:30 We've had this talk a lot 18:30 I know it's because she cares and I find it cute 18:30 but really 18:30 It feels like my back is cutting off my circulation and my throat is so contricted that I'm being strangled 18:31 So I needed that shit like yesterday 18:31 Ah well 18:32 it'll come tomorrow or the next day 18:32 How was your day? 18:32 Daisy Kay aw 18:35 I'm okay. Was just tidying up. 18:36 Kommissar Mandar I'm so glad you like things clean 18:36 All I've ever lived with were slobs 18:37 Well...you saw my bathroom lol 18:38 Daisy Kay I need to put all my beauty supplies in order 18:38 Kommissar Mandar You'll have to show me your secrets if you're willing to share 18:39 I really want to start taking better care of myself 18:39 Daisy Kay it's just 18:39 probably the same stuff 18:39 we can share things 18:40 Kommissar Mandar I'm bad 18:40 I use nothing on my face 18:40 Nothing on my skin 18:40 soap, shampoo, conditoner, and lots of makeup 18:40 that's all I have 18:40 Daisy Kay yeah, me too 18:40 same 18:41 Kommissar Mandar You don't use any special creams on your face? 18:41 Daisy Kay just the concealer, which is probably bad for my skin 18:41 Kommissar Mandar I pile that shit on in spades 18:41 But 18:41 I got this shit from the doctor for my acne 18:41 it better work 18:42 I'm sick of this shit 18:42 I've had acne since I was 12 18:42 Daisy Kay well just reach middle age 18:42 Kommissar Mandar My face will never be a uniform color again 18:42 Daisy Kay you never seen an old person with acne 18:42 acne is a sign of youth ya know 18:42 Kommissar Mandar heh 18:43 Daisy Kay haha 18:43 it's true 18:43 Kommissar Mandar It's a sign of youth I could do without 18:43 I feel like I"m starting to look old anyway 18:43 It makes me sad =( 18:43 not as sad as it used to make me 18:44 but it still bothers me some 18:45 You still look so young 18:46 Daisy Kay gonna maybe shave 18:46 Kommissar Mandar I cut myself shaving so bad today 18:48 Daisy Kay I found one of those fancy 18:48 circular blade ones 18:48 Kommissar Mandar blood all over my legs 18:48 nice! 18:48 Daisy Kay oh 18:48 I never use a razor on my legs 18:49 Kommissar Mandar I've cut my girl parts many times shaving 18:49 Daisy Kay yeah 18:49 there's a lot of, uh, thin skin 18:49 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, it always gets cut 18:49 Daisy Kay why it gotta be like that around there 18:49 Kommissar Mandar That's where the magic happens : 3 18:50 There are scars all over my thighs 18:50 ....a bad habit that I've since dropped 18:51 I used to take a knife to them 18:53 But I don't anymore 18:53 It was really stupid of me to do that 18:53 Daisy Kay I can't wait until all my body hair falls out 18:54 It'll only grow in the places I want it to. 18:54 Kommissar Mandar How? 18:55 I want that... 18:55 Daisy Kay haha this does not get rid of 18:55 leg, armpit, pubic, and facial hair 18:55 everyone has that 18:55 facial hair has to be removed with electricity or lasers 18:56 both are extremely painful processes that take up to 18 months 18:56 Kommissar Mandar oh 18:56 Well geez, I hope it doesn't hurt you too bad 18:56 =( 18:57 I want...all my body hair gone 18:57 I shave it off every day 18:57 Daisy Kay everyone does 18:57 Just know you're not alone 18:57 Kommissar Mandar lol I know I"m not alone 18:57 I mean, not everyone does 18:58 There are some ladies who prefer to have body hair 18:58 I'm not one of them 18:58 Daisy Kay some women even grow big beards. 18:58 it happens 18:58 Kommissar Mandar My cousin has that happen 18:58 not the one I lived with, a different one 18:58 I don't think they would let her work at the Tilted Kilt with a beard lol 18:59 https://soundcloud.com/tinyd0g/i-see-your-yeezus-island-and?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=facebook 19:01 I think you'll enjoy this 19:01 http://i.imgur.com/pVXbwwn.jpg 19:16 I love how Mario looks like he's just picking up straight up shrooms here 19:16 Rather than the cartoony ones... 19:16 motherflubber, everything just hurts 19:36 *rests head in your lap* 19:36 Daisy Kay I had that book.. twice... I feel like I keep buying it only for it to end up in someone else's hands 19:54 hey do you know how hard it is to shave your buttcrack with an electric razor 19:54 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 19:55 I've never owned one 19:55 A buttcrack I mean 19:55 I've never owned a buttcrack 19:55 Daisy Kay you have a pretty buttcrack 19:56 Kommissar Mandar oh thank you : 3 19:56 Daisy Kay *smooshes her face between your cheeks, not even caring what condition it is in right now* 19:56 beep 19:56 Kommissar Mandar My butt is always in mint condition 19:56 Daisy Kay I bet your butt is always minty 19:57 with sweat 19:58 butt's wet buttsweat. 19:58 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 19:58 I try to keep it dry 19:58 *bumps my butt against yours* 19:59 I'll bet your butt is nice and firm because you exercise so much 20:02 Daisy Kay it's not as fat as I'd like it to be 20:02 but that's another thing that could change with hrt 20:02 I hope this advil pm I took doesn't give me weird dreams 20:28 *poke* 20:46 Tuesday, 20. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar blah 05:12 when my back gets to that point I just lie down and pass out lol 05:12 ah great 05:44 My debit card's been used fraudulently for like the 6th fucking time 05:45 I swear to christ, no matter how many times I change this thing...they find me 05:45 Time to call the bank! 05:46 phew 05:57 Nothing stolen 05:57 Alright 05:57 So, you're gonna get a debit card arriving in your mail 05:58 That's for this dumbass lol 05:58 Daisy Kay good morning 06:22 I am still tired, even after taking that pill. What the hell is wrong with my body ha ha 06:22 Kommissar Mandar That's pretty normal 06:22 You're body's just not used to it =( 06:22 I get the same way with klonopin 06:23 I've been drowsy for like...days 06:23 Just chugging coffee 06:23 To no avail 06:23 At least it helped you go to sleep and get up =) 06:23 Daisy Kay It really did make me feel heavy 06:24 I still feel a little heavy 06:24 Kommissar Mandar I know that feel... 06:24 There's lighter things you can take if you don't like the feeling 06:25 I still swear by poppy tea 06:25 I like all-natural stuff when it comes to medicine and sleep 06:26 You're welcome to anything I have 06:26 Daisy Kay It's so weird, feeling like this 06:27 Kommissar Mandar You feel floaty? 06:28 Daisy Kay Being in the hospital was like, the ultimate heavy feeling. 06:28 Kommissar Mandar I love that feeling 06:28 Daisy Kay even lifting my arm felt like 06:28 I was carrying weights 06:28 Kommissar Mandar oh jeez 06:28 that's not a fun feel 06:28 Daisy Kay haha, well it's DRUGS 06:29 Kommissar Mandar I like the feeling of...going out 06:29 not so much waking up under the anastheasia 06:29 Daisy Kay they make you not only sleepy 06:29 but your entire body sleeps, including your muscles 06:29 Kommissar Mandar Kratom is like...the opposite feeling 06:30 makes you feel weightless 06:30 far better for sleep 06:30 the drowsiness doesn't linger 06:30 I'm like professor Snape, I know my potions n shit 06:31 Daisy Kay that anesthesia, man... it's one of the more expensive parts of surgery for such a tiny thing. This is because it's an art. 06:31 Kommissar Mandar It is 06:31 Too much...and you die : 3 06:31 Daisy Kay Anesthesia has to be delivered to your body just right. Any number of things can go wrong, not just dying. 06:32 Kommissar Mandar Oh fuck don't even talk to me about that 'awake during surgery shit' 06:32 That's just something I don't like to think about 06:33 Daisy Kay I just feel weird having lost that time 06:33 one minute I am watching the fluids go into my arm 06:33 and then NOTHING. 06:33 Kommissar Mandar It's like...a time machine 06:34 Daisy Kay yeah 06:34 no dreams no nothin 06:34 Kommissar Mandar You come out with a beard 06:34 WHAT YEAR IS IT? 06:34 WHAT YEAR IS IT!? 06:34 It'd be cool if you did dream 06:35 Just imagine reaching a level of subconsciousness that deep.... 06:35 I just started on my Wellbutrin again 06:37 I"m already getting the sick dreams 06:37 it rocks 06:37 Daisy Kay Wooo 06:37 Man I wanna climb back into bed for just 06:38 Kommissar Mandar It's like...dreaming in HD 06:38 Daisy Kay an hour 06:38 Kommissar Mandar Dude 06:38 you know what's gonna happen lol 06:38 Daisy Kay one more... 06:38 Kommissar Mandar I say that to myself all the time 06:38 Do you drink coffee? 06:38 Btw, just so you know 07:12 I'm used to calling people of any gender dude =X 07:13 I just don't want to say anything that bothers you =X 07:15 Daisy Kay hiii, I'm at work now. 08:10 I did sleep for one more hour. 08:11 Kommissar Mandar nice! 08:28 I can never gauge my sleep like that, I always wind up oversleeping 08:29 It's my stepmom's birthday today so we're going to go out and party 08:29 Say hi to the Tax Man for me! 08:29 Daisy Kay I think he's coming back from China this week. 08:30 Kommissar Mandar Oh he's still in China? 08:30 What's he up to down there? 08:30 Vacation or business? 08:30 Daisy Kay I think it's some Christian guy who brings him along 08:31 they go to mainland china to teach them english 08:31 Kommissar Mandar aww, that's so sweet 08:31 So he speaks Chinese? 08:32 Daisy Kay you don't have to know much of a foreign language to teach it, oddly enough. 08:33 Kommissar Mandar Well 08:33 You're looking at someone who failed EVERY foreign language class she ever took in school 08:33 Daisy Kay Well Americans are like 08:34 Kommissar Mandar Spanish in middle school 08:34 French in college 08:34 Daisy Kay the least bilingual people on earth 08:34 Kommissar Mandar And Japanese because....I wanted to move to Japan when I was 13 08:34 I just don't have an ear for languages 08:34 Oh, I also tried to learn Dansk because I'm Danish 08:36 That also went horribly 08:36 Daisy Kay I can pick up on languages to get the gist, but I've never really tried to learn any conversational skills. 08:36 I think that comics are the best way to learn another language. 08:37 Kommissar Mandar Really? 08:37 Daisy Kay as long as it has roman lettering I can get the gist. 08:37 by that I mean... not symbols or glyphs 08:38 so like, I can pick up a german comic and understand it even though I don't know EXACTLY what they are saying. 08:39 Kommissar Mandar German looks easy 08:39 Daisy Kay Spanish is probably the easiest to read. 08:39 Kommissar Mandar Because the word ordering is similar to English 08:39 Daisy Kay a lot of it just looks like english words. 08:39 The thing that makes German hard conversationally is that it is spoken kind of quick. 08:39 words can be connected together like legos 08:40 Kommissar Mandar Yeah 08:40 I don't think I could ever like...speak fluently to someone in another language 08:40 maybe learn to read it, but that's about it 08:41 Accent plays a part in it too 08:41 Someone learning English might hear my Jersey accent and be like...what the fuck? 08:42 Daisy Kay people have no idea that they have an accent. 08:43 because they think there is a "correct" way to speak english. 08:44 Kommissar Mandar I know, that's so weird to think about 08:44 Like, I don't think I have an accent, but I just know it's there 08:44 Daisy Kay At least Americans. 08:44 A lot of british actors do an "american accent" 08:45 but americans don't hear it. They just think "he speakin normal." 08:45 Kommissar Mandar I never realized Hugh Laurie was British until somebody told me 08:46 Daisy Kay and the late Bob Hoskins 08:47 Kommissar Mandar I always try and think about what we sound like to British people 08:48 But we'll never know 08:48 Daisy Kay Hugh's voice sounds very forced, but it's interesting. You might notice he never speaks fast. Every word is enunciated carefully. 08:48 Kommissar Mandar Yeah...he never really does 08:49 alright, I gotta get dressed and ready 08:50 Daisy Kay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUycneBNAyM 08:50 Kommissar Mandar If I delay the birthday drinking train my ass will be grass 08:50 Daisy Kay here are some japanese kids doing american accents. 08:50 Kommissar Mandar lol what the christ? 08:51 Impressive though, with the voices 08:51 Daisy Kay it is ignorantly believed they can't pull off an american accent 08:52 but something like this just proves that theory wrong. 08:52 Kommissar Mandar I think anyone can pull off any accent if they work at it 08:53 It's not like singing lol 08:53 The old phrase "anyone can learn to sing" is one I believe to be bullshit 08:53 My voice could never be harmonic 08:53 Daisy Kay be careful drinking 08:54 Kommissar Mandar aw, I will 08:55 I promise. 08:55 Have fun at the awfice <3 08:56 Daisy Kay CUM 15:41 Kommissar Mandar In mah butt 15:47 I was good today 15:47 Daisy Kay Sent file abut.JPG. 15:47 Kommissar Mandar I didn't try and keep up with my stepmom drinking wise 15:47 Is that yours? : 3 15:48 If so, may I keep it? 15:48 Daisy Kay ok 15:48 can I have your butt it is far more perfect 15:48 Kommissar Mandar We'll just sew it right on 15:49 it'll be a barrel of laughs 15:49 I uh 15:49 Got very gussied up today 15:49 So I have something for you too 15:49 Daisy Kay oh? 15:49 Kommissar Mandar ye 15:50 Give me a sec 15:50 yeah... 15:51 My computer is running at about dial up speed right now 15:51 I have fucked another one 15:51 Sent file CAM01022.jpg. 15:52 You can have these too 15:53 Daisy Kay *blush* 15:53 Kommissar Mandar : 3 15:54 You have a nice ass too, you know 15:54 Daisy Kay *leans on you.* 15:55 Kommissar Mandar *hugs you from the waist and licks your ear* 15:56 Daisy Kay *makes a face* HEY. 15:58 heheh. 15:58 Kommissar Mandar *don't act like you don't like it =P* 15:59 *licks your neck* 15:59 Daisy Kay don't act like you don't lick it 15:59 Kommissar Mandar Wow 15:59 It took me a while to parse that sentence in my head 16:00 Have some butt.... 16:00 Sent file CAM01032.jpg. 16:00 Daisy Kay *licks your butt* 16:01 Kommissar Mandar yowza 16:01 Sent file CAM01041.jpg. 16:04 Underwear party 16:05 Daisy Kay *holds her hands up to her face but still peeks from between her fingers.* 16:05 Kommissar Mandar You're adorable : 3 16:05 *Smooshes your face in between her boobs* 16:06 Daisy Kay *nuzzles her face against your booby and gives it a little kiss.* 16:07 Kommissar Mandar Sent file CAM01042.jpg. 16:08 *moans* 16:08 *guides your tongue to her nipple* 16:08 Daisy Kay *closes her eyes and nurses on your nipple, making tiny puppy sounds.* 16:08 Kommissar Mandar *shudders deeply* 16:09 *stuffs more boob in your mouth* 16:13 Daisy Kay *opens her mouth wider, taking more of the breast with it.* 16:13 * rolls her tongue all around, circling your areola with your breast just stuffed into her big maw.* 16:14 Kommissar Mandar Sent file CAM01058.jpg. 16:14 *Runs her nails up and down your head and back, carefully avoiding your hair* 16:15 Daisy Kay *coos softly, closing her eyes and getting comfortable in your embrace.* mmph... mff. 16:15 Kommissar Mandar *Looks down and smiles at the suckling wittle baby* 16:16 *"Look at the wittle Daisy baby...having to nurse..."* 16:17 Daisy Kay *looks up at you with sleepy eyes. She pulls her head back, tugging your nipple and stretching it before your breast snaps back against your chest.* 16:18 Kommissar Mandar *OUCH!* 16:20 *Spanks your ass* 16:20 *very hard* 16:20 Daisy Kay *yelps!* 16:20 *whimpers, tearing up, but feeling oh so warm between her legs despite the pain on her bottom.* 16:20 Kommissar Mandar Sent file CAM01068.jpg. 16:21 *Spanks you even harder* 16:21 Daisy Kay *Balls up her hands into fists and bites on her knuckles. Each smack makes her let out a little squeak of pain. She presses her thighs together and shudders.* 16:21 Kommissar Mandar *Reaches her hand between your thighs* 16:22 *Feels your hardness and laughs* 16:22 *You naughty little brat! You like this don't you!* 16:22 Daisy Kay *Daisy blushes hotly when you find her hard cock. She looks down bashfully. It seems fairly large for such a small girl! It's pulsing in your hand as you feel around. "n-no, I just can't help it..." she mumbles.* 16:23 Kommissar Mandar *Ssshh....that's alright....* 16:26 *I can...help you* 16:27 *Mandy grabs the hard cock gently in her hand and strokes up and down* 16:27 Daisy Kay *Daisy closes her eyes and breaths hotly. "You aren't gonna tell the other girls I have a wiener, are you?" she moans and shudders as you rub here throbbing erection. You can feel every wrinkle and goosebump of her massive cock. She parts her legs farther apart and moans.* 16:29 Kommissar Mandar *sshhh, sweetling, your secret is safe with me* 16:30 *Strokes even harder, pressing her tits on the girls back as she works her hand up and down on her cock* 16:30 Sent file CAM01105.jpg. 16:31 Daisy Kay *Daisy lifts up her shirt a bit. Her breasts are much smaller than yours. She plays with her little tits as you stroke the huge erection between her legs. Her balls rise up as she gets more excited with anticipation. A clear liquid dribbles from her drip and goes down her shaft.* ahhh! 16:33 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy bends down and licks the sweet liquid from Daisy's soft body, loving the taste of it* 16:36 *It's okay Daisy...I won't tell...* 16:37 *She whispers repeatedly as she licks your over sensitive shaft* 16:37 Daisy Kay *tenses up. She bites her shirt, letting out a strained whimper. She juts her hips forward, humping into your hand. Suddenly a hot burst of cum shoots from her, flying against the wall and drooling down her shaft and between your fingers. She shudders and moans.* 16:38 Kommissar Mandar Sent file CAM01118.jpg. 16:38 *I"ll bet that felt good, didn't it sweetling?* 16:39 *licks the sweet cum from between her fingers, looking you in the eye the entire time* 16:39 Daisy Kay *blushes* gosh, you're pretty everywhere... 16:40 Kommissar Mandar aww : 3 16:40 Daisy Kay even your body is just... perfect. *looks at herself, tugging her t-shirt down.* 16:40 Kommissar Mandar *blushes hotly and hides her face* 16:40 I do what I can, to stay in shape 16:41 Daisy Kay me too. 16:41 Kommissar Mandar I like the way your body is built 16:41 Daisy Kay We can help each other... 16:41 Kommissar Mandar I look forward to it 16:41 Daisy Kay he he 16:41 would you ever go to a gym? I think there is a fitness center in town. 16:42 Kommissar Mandar How much is it? 16:42 Daisy Kay no idea. 16:42 Who knows, maybe it'll be reasonable since it's in a small town 16:42 Kommissar Mandar If it's cheap I certainly would love to 16:43 Daisy Kay exactly. That or 16:43 get more equipment for home 16:43 Kommissar Mandar That would probably be better in the long run 16:44 Save you more 16:44 I really want to join a gym with a pool 16:44 Swimming is the best exercise for me because of my ankles 16:45 It's also the most fun : 3 16:46 Daisy Kay doesn't belly button placement have something to do with it 16:46 Kommissar Mandar With what? 16:46 Daisy Kay a low belly button means a lower center of gravity = good swimmer 16:47 Kommissar Mandar I never in my life knew that 16:48 I guess mines...pretty low 16:48 I don't know 16:48 I haven't had much to compare with 16:48 Daisy Kay mine is... kinda high? 16:48 I don't know 16:49 I don't know how that is measured 16:49 Kommissar Mandar lol me neither 16:49 My center of gravity sucks 16:50 I can't balance for beans 16:50 I have really bad coordination too 16:51 Daisy Kay well then you might be a good swimmer 16:52 Kommissar Mandar I consider myself a good swimmer 16:52 Except for that one time I got caught in a riptide and almost died 16:52 That was bad 16:52 other than that, I've never had an incident 16:53 I learned to swim when I was like...2 16:54 Daisy Kay I used to love the beach. 16:54 but I found it icky and dirty. 16:54 Kommissar Mandar Oh god 16:54 Daisy Kay the older I got the more I was like "eww the beach is gross!" 16:55 Kommissar Mandar I went to...Sea Bright I believe it was 16:55 I came out with...residue on me 16:55 Residue I could not explain 16:55 And that's when I decided I was done with the Jersey shore 16:55 Plus 16:55 I am afraid of jellyfish....very very afraid 16:55 Daisy Kay yeah 16:56 Kommissar Mandar If I see one I get out of the ocean and I don't go back in 16:56 I just have this image of one attaching to my face...stinging my eyes 16:56 Daisy Kay I remember one time, swimming in the beach was closed... 16:56 a bunch of LARGE jellyfish had beached themselves 16:56 it was an incredible sight. Really stuck with me. 16:57 Kommissar Mandar oh god... 16:58 I've never seen a really big one 16:58 When I would frequent Keansburg I remember walking along the beach...and there were all these dead horseshoe crabs...everywhere 16:58 This was the same beach where we found the spinal cord 16:59 Yeah, I'm definitely one of those 'fuck the ocean' people 16:59 Daisy Kay I hope we improve deep-sea exploration though. 17:00 Kommissar Mandar There's so much shit in the ocean that we don't even know about 17:00 Daisy Kay I would love to see what creatures are at the very bottom. 17:00 Kommissar Mandar Yes! 17:00 The Bloop 17:00 The Bloop is at the bottom 17:00 Do you know of the Bloop? 17:00 Daisy Kay yes 17:02 The best we know is that it's some massive air pocket. 17:02 There would be no creature that could have made it unless it is a creature that only breathes once every 100 years or something ha ha 17:02 We have aliens we have never seen on earth. 17:04 and they're at the bottom of the ocean. 17:04 Kommissar Mandar I want to believe the Bloop is a creature 17:05 I want to belieeeeeevveee 17:06 But really, this is the kind of shit that keeps me up at night 17:06 http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/SPUyhysjyDI/AAAAAAAAJYI/7HIeqjuNqro/s400/ogrefish.jpeg 17:07 this kind of shit 17:07 Fish who live at the bottom of the sea actually explode when they try and travel to higher depth 17:08 I learned that from The Langoliers 17:08 Daisy Kay yeah 17:09 that's why they invented the abyss box. 17:09 Kommissar Mandar what's that? a high pressure water chamber I'm guessing? 17:10 Daisy Kay yep 17:10 Kommissar Mandar I'd love to sea scary ass fish in person 17:10 I used to go on Snopes.com all the time 17:11 And they had this page about how in Hurricane Katrina all these messed up fish from the bottom of the sea were washed on land 17:11 Daisy Kay I wanna believe that there is life, even bacterial, on Europa or Encelaldus 17:11 under the ice, where the water is warmer 17:12 Kommissar Mandar That would be sick... 17:12 ah man, that reminds me 17:12 I forget the name of the lake 17:12 But there is this lake in the arctic that has been frozen forever 17:13 Daisy Kay oh yeah 17:13 Kommissar Mandar But there is warmer water underneath the ice 17:13 Prehistoric life just perfecly preserved 17:13 at least I hope that's what they find 17:13 Daisy Kay yeah, prehistoric 17:13 yep 17:13 little 17:13 microscopic prehistoric life 17:13 Kommissar Mandar That's just crazy... 17:14 Also 17:14 You cannot say there is not life on other planets 17:14 The universe is too big to assume that 17:14 Daisy Kay it's just unlikely that there's any life even close to us 17:15 Kommissar Mandar Yeah 17:16 We'll never cross paths with other life 17:16 but its there 17:16 Daisy Kay we are a very special case of everything coming together just right 17:16 Kommissar Mandar I did a paper on that 17:16 And it's just...nutso 17:16 Daisy Kay perfect atomosphere, perfect water, perfect distance from the sun 17:16 Kommissar Mandar Life happening on this planet was like a one in a million chance 17:17 But again 17:19 There's just so much out there 17:19 There has to be life 17:19 Daisy Kay the universe is massive and it isn't going to die for trillions and trillions of years 17:20 Kommissar Mandar I hope it's Giger-esque and terrifying... 17:20 Daisy Kay and if we manage not to kill ourselves we earthlings might be the key to uncovering its secrets 17:20 Kommissar Mandar No, we're going to kill ourselves 17:20 Sorry, I'm a pessimist 17:21 But 17:22 if we did last 17:22 We would be like....the chosen race 17:22 Daisy Kay Maybe the universe is cyclical. 17:22 Kommissar Mandar The ones who figured out how this shit works 17:22 Daisy Kay Maybe it goes in and out rapidly. 17:23 expanding and then collapsing in on itself as it reaches the edges 17:23 Kommissar Mandar Shit.... 17:23 Then it's like.... 17:23 How many resets has it been through? 17:24 Daisy Kay the edges connected like the passageways in pac-man 17:24 Well maybe it isn't like that. Maybe we're stuck like this. 17:24 Kommissar Mandar But like 17:24 We're fucking fruit flies 17:24 Daisy Kay Maybe there was no begining 17:24 Kommissar Mandar In the grand sceme of things 17:24 Daisy Kay Maybe it's just always been pulsing like a heartbeat. 17:24 Kommissar Mandar I used to sit in the shower and think about shit like that as a kid 17:25 All the time 17:25 how the universe began 17:25 What was here before it? 17:25 Just white....negative space? 17:25 Daisy Kay ha ha pretty much what I did 17:25 Kommissar Mandar That's all I could picture 17:26 white void 17:26 Daisy Kay but see 17:26 how could there be a start without time existing 17:26 I mean, how could there be a before 17:26 Kommissar Mandar well there is no time 17:27 Humans just invented time 17:27 as a way to measure the passing of events 17:27 But events still happen 17:28 I mean, maybe truly the universe was always just..here 17:28 Daisy Kay well I mean, the whole big bang, the start of everything 17:29 it could not have been a white void before then 17:30 because there was NOTHING before then 17:30 it's a difficult thing to wrap your mind around 17:30 Kommissar Mandar I just...can't picture that in my head 17:30 Daisy Kay yeah 17:30 Kommissar Mandar You can't picture TRUE nothing 17:30 Because we have no concept of TRUE nothing 17:31 Daisy Kay that's where there is a belief that 17:31 the universe just expanded 17:31 "bang" is a misnomer. 17:31 Kommissar Mandar We can only put it into our terms 17:32 Daisy Kay Rather all the STUFF that contained everything in the universe was once the size of a particle. 17:32 Kommissar Mandar Things that we're able to imagine because we have reality on it 17:32 Daisy Kay before sort of... growing 17:32 The Big Growing would be more accurate 17:33 Kommissar Mandar It would be, if you think of it like that 17:33 Daisy Kay it wasn't an explosion, but an expansion 17:34 all the particles sort of PUSHED away from each other 17:34 atoms smashed together. elements were formed. 17:34 elements bonded together. 17:35 turned into solid mass 17:35 and so on 17:35 Kommissar Mandar the right collisions making things like water and oxygen, yes 17:35 Do you think there are other dimensions? 17:36 Parellel to ours? 17:38 Daisy Kay It's probable. 17:38 Kommissar Mandar I've always thought so 17:38 Or more like, wanted to think so 17:38 Daisy Kay It's just as possible that each universe is exactly the same 17:39 multiplied an infinite amount of times 17:39 Kommissar Mandar that would be so boring 17:40 it's fun to think that they're completely different 17:40 In ways we can't even imagine 17:40 it's shit like this that really makes me want to try LSD 17:41 Everyone I know has done it 17:42 The shit they've seen..... 17:42 Actually it would probably be a terrible idea for someone like me 17:43 I would probably have a trip so horrific they'd have to lock me up 17:44 Daisy Kay I don't trust my mind. 17:46 I know it's not like dreaming, but 17:46 I have hallucinated before and I was never comfortable with it. 17:46 Kommissar Mandar Neither do I 17:46 I don't think I've ever actually hallucinated because of drugs, per se 17:47 But when my buddy would give me that K2 garbage 17:47 It would put me in this bizarre frame of mind 17:47 I just remember looking at like...this tiny movie of my life 17:48 And feeling so detached 17:48 like I was looking at a stranger's life 17:48 I can't even describe it 17:48 Daisy Kay I hallucinated from not enough sleep. 17:48 Kommissar Mandar How long were you awake? 17:49 I've heard stories about that 17:49 What did you see? 17:49 Daisy Kay I never been awake for more than 48 hours 17:50 but all I need is 24 to hear stuff and see things from the corner of my eye 17:51 Kommissar Mandar Wow.... 17:51 That's crazy 17:51 What do you hear? 17:51 Daisy Kay whispers 17:51 the most vivid thing I heard was someone saying, clearly, into my ear "divide." 17:52 I wasn't even doing math homework! 17:52 Kommissar Mandar That's unnerving as fuck... 17:52 Daisy Kay haha 17:52 Kommissar Mandar I used to drink hydrocodone 17:53 Daisy Kay one time I heard a song over and over 17:53 Kommissar Mandar And I would hear whispers 17:53 I could never make them out though 17:53 Daisy Kay It was totally silent in the room. 17:53 oh yeah 17:53 and... 17:53 fevers... and my sleep paralysis. 17:53 those also give hallucinations 17:53 I hate fever dreams. 17:53 Kommissar Mandar sleep paralysis terrifies me so much 17:53 I don't think I've ever had a particularly vivid fever dream 17:54 Daisy Kay for me 17:54 Kommissar Mandar The only time I would see things...was when I would hypnotize myself 17:55 Daisy Kay I see... a semi-solid surface 17:55 and I have to draw these perfect lines with my mind. 17:55 if the line is too scratchy, I feel pain 17:55 if I draw a perfect, smooth line, then I feel a soothing sensation. 17:55 Kommissar Mandar This happens when you have a fever? 17:56 Daisy Kay yeah 17:57 Kommissar Mandar I've never experienced anything that wild 17:58 anything like that at all 17:58 The first time I ever had GOOD weed 17:59 Old Bridge weed 17:59 It's the only good thing we have 17:59 Daisy Kay I remember once in school 17:59 Kommissar Mandar i was very detached from reality 17:59 In a pleasant way though 17:59 Daisy Kay Instead of going to recess I just sat in class... and slowly... I felt the world turning around me. 17:59 haha 17:59 Kommissar Mandar that's nutso 18:00 like 18:00 omg in retrospect it was so irresponsible 18:00 But I tried to drive 18:00 I was going 10 miles an hour 18:00 whispering 18:00 'this is the speed limit....' 18:00 until finally I just stopped the car and turned to my cousin and my friend and said 'one of you has to take over' 18:01 NONE of us should have been driving 18:01 But I gave the wheel to Jon 18:01 And he kept driving off the road 18:01 And I just laid in the backseat of my car listening to the music that was on the radio 18:02 Seeing these visions of a castle with Knights and Ladies dancing... 18:02 Daisy Kay *plays the mandolin.* 18:02 Kommissar Mandar When we got back to my room 18:02 ahaha 18:02 Daisy Kay *fifes* 18:02 Kommissar Mandar I just kept saying "Shut the gates! Shut the gates!" 18:02 "We can't let them take the tower" 18:03 That's what was happening 18:03 Everything went medieval 18:03 A psychic once told me I had a very prominent past life in the middle ages 18:03 Kind of strange 18:04 That's where my mind goes to, always 18:04 Daisy Kay well somebody once told me 18:04 the world was gonna roll me 18:04 Kommissar Mandar AHAHAHAHAHA 18:04 Goddamn that was perfect 18:04 Daisy Kay *shruuuugs* 18:05 Kommissar Mandar *Puts on her curly shoes and grabs the battle axe* 18:05 Daisy Kay I'm a battleaxe 18:05 Kommissar Mandar wooooah 18:06 *swings you around by your feet* 18:06 Suppah time 18:07 Daisy Kay that is old-timey slang for a mean wife. 18:07 Kommissar Mandar haha 18:07 I'll be back latah 18:07 Daisy Kay http://www.slang-dictionary.org/Battleaxe 18:07 Kommissar Mandar let's green egg and ham it 19:45 Daisy Kay Grab my belly and make a wish. 19:46 Kommissar Mandar Stare into my nipples of the future.... 19:46 Daisy Kay how come no one ever quotes that line 19:46 it's the better than the green egg and ham it one 19:46 Kommissar Mandar That movie was a fever dream 19:47 let's green egg and ham it is my favorite 19:47 Daisy Kay I just can't imagine the context of 19:47 grabbing his belly 19:47 Kommissar Mandar His belly is too hard to grab anyway 19:48 It was kind of weird when he bathed in front of the kid 19:48 And slept in his bed... 19:48 Daisy Kay let's get abs 19:48 Kommissar Mandar I want abs! 19:48 But not too many 19:48 I used to have abs 19:49 They went away... 19:49 We're gonna get fit as fuck 19:50 Daisy Kay Or a tighter tummy 19:50 either way 19:50 I don't want muscles it's just that 19:50 that's how I'm built. 19:50 Kommissar Mandar You're built nice 19:52 As much as you say you want a pear-ish figure 19:52 You have a very nice hourglass one 19:52 Daisy Kay it's more a downward triangle. 19:52 My waist tapers 19:53 Kommissar Mandar You look strong... 19:54 I could do to be a little bit stronger 19:56 I'm not strong at all 19:56 I never work out my upper body 19:56 Daisy Kay I need stronger arms. 19:57 Kommissar Mandar You and me both 19:59 My arms have no muscle in them at all and it bothers me 20:00 If my medicine isn't here tomorrow I'm gonna blow a gasket 20:05 cause I'm ready to rip my own spine out 20:05 Daisy Kay aaa 20:06 Kommissar Mandar that's the sound it would make 20:06 I'd be all like "aaahhh" before I died 20:06 And I could throw it on the Keansburg beach 20:07 Daisy Kay that is my small scream 20:07 Kommissar Mandar You have an awesome scream 20:08 Would you be opposed to walking on my back? 20:25 It helps...so much 20:25 and no one ever does it for me 20:25 Daisy Kay I could use my knees. 20:27 Kommissar Mandar ahhh that would feel so nice 20:28 *kisses your snoot* 20:28 Daisy Kay hey 22:14 Kommissar Mandar hey you 22:14 Hey is for horses 22:15 What's up? 22:15 Daisy Kay nuffin. Just wonderin how you be 22:16 Kommissar Mandar I be hurtin' but I'm okay 22:16 Daisy Kay *stamps on you with his tiny flat feets.* 22:17 Kommissar Mandar Laughing and clapping like a baby at this one Game of THrones scene whenever it comes on 22:17 Oh god that would feel so good 22:17 People think it'll hurt me 22:17 But they don't realize my back is made of stone 22:18 Daisy Kay I still would not actually 22:18 put my full weight on you 22:18 Kommissar Mandar Knees sounds like a better idea 22:18 Still have a headache from drinking earlier today 22:19 I don't know why I ever think drinking is a good idea 22:20 5 minutes of happy buzz is not worth 5 hours of pain 22:20 Did you always not drink? 22:22 Daisy Kay yeah 22:22 Kommissar Mandar That's good 22:22 It's so not worth it 22:22 Daisy Kay I decided from an early age that I would never drink or smoke or do drugs 22:22 Kommissar Mandar You're far smarter than me then 22:23 I made the same decision when I was really young...but broke it 22:23 Daisy Kay someone sent us ginger beer 22:25 Kommissar Mandar I really really wish that I hadn't 22:25 Daisy Kay expecting me to drink it 22:25 Kommissar Mandar Your office just gets sent gifts? 22:26 Daisy Kay yeah. I know I get stuff in the mail by just posting my address. 22:26 Kommissar Mandar Heh, wish I could be that well liked 22:28 The only present I ever got from someone online was this dirty nurses outfit that some pig expected me to wear 22:29 I gave it to my cousin 22:29 actually 22:30 I got sent Knuckles slippers too 22:30 that was pretty rad 22:30 So I guess it balances out 22:30 Daisy Kay Hey! I'm just trying to be nice! But-but hey, I've been around your work since I was a children and it's been a huuuuge fountain of inspiration and it's super cool! Aaaanyway, I hope I don't sound creepy or nuthin', and I hope you continue to serve as a source of coolness towards other people from across da universe! Oh! And one more thing, I've always liked your cartoon with the dog finding his way home and it super helped me out when my doggy wasn't doin' well so thank you thank you! ByeAAAHH! 22:31 Kommissar Mandar lol was that something someone sent you? 22:32 Daisy Kay yeah it was in my inbox 22:32 just now 22:33 Kommissar Mandar I read that in the voice of someone who drank 5 red bulls and was just breathless with excitement 22:33 running around the room whilst they typed 22:33 I couldn't imagine being as popular as you 22:34 *lays her sleepy, aching head in your lap* 22:35 Daisy Kay *pets your hair* 22:38 Kommissar Mandar *mmm* 22:39 *curls up on you* 22:40 Do you actually have orange blood or were you just curious about it? 22:48 Daisy Kay oh it 22:49 it was just on my butt. I cut my butt shaving so I put a tissue over it 22:49 and when it was dry it was orange. 22:50 Kommissar Mandar oh my... 22:50 Daisy Kay but none of my other blood was orange. 22:50 Kommissar Mandar I would be frightened 22:50 Daisy Kay just there haha 22:50 Kommissar Mandar baby bloodbutt 22:50 That's wild though 22:51 Daisy Kay I'm sure it was a fluke 22:52 Kommissar Mandar Get it checked if it happens again 22:53 I've brutalized myself shaving 22:53 like....flayed myself 22:53 Because I do it so fast 22:54 Daisy Kay I am pretty impatient. 22:54 Kommissar Mandar haha same here 22:54 I just want it done 22:54 Well I must say you did a good job on it 22:56 Your butt looks smooth : 3 22:56 Daisy Kay it's just hard to shave the crack. 22:56 Kommissar Mandar I can imagine 22:56 I've never put a razor there 22:57 uhg, I need something better to read 22:58 I've been trying to read the Wheel of Time but... 22:58 it's meh 22:58 Fantasy books are no fun when you have characters that are just ridiculously overpowered 23:00 shits going down 23:00 ah well, earthquake lady will handle it 23:00 oh man 23:05 Me and my buddy just made a pact 23:05 we're gonna touch the elephant's foot in Chernobyl for 1 second 23:05 I really want to go on a tour of that place 23:06 Daisy Kay hmmmMMMMM! 23:07 I wanna travel. 23:07 I never got a passport before 23:07 Kommissar Mandar Get Lowtax to take you to China 23:07 Daisy Kay I mean travel outside the US. I been all over the country. 23:07 Kommissar Mandar My passport photo is horrid 23:07 I've been to the Bahamas before 23:08 $20 jetski rides.... 23:08 That trip was amazing 23:08 I got to see Canada for a day 23:08 Daisy Kay yeah I need to get a passport so I can go to stuff like TCAF 23:09 Kommissar Mandar My parents and I went on a cruise there....I was sick for most of it 23:09 But Canada was nice 23:09 People wanted to buy my pants 23:09 They were ridiculous looking Hot Topic pants and people in Canada had just...never seen anything like them I guess 23:10 Daisy Kay http://butthug.com/post/86385350120/nakedbutts 23:10 *brushes teef* 23:11 Kommissar Mandar ahahaha 23:11 I never saw that one 23:11 Klurfs with glasses are the best klurfs 23:12 Daisy Kay i just drew it now 23:19 teef are all brushed 23:19 *minty kiss* 23:19 Kommissar Mandar *mmmm* 23:19 I'm whitening my teeth before I come there 23:19 I'm not coming there with the way my teeth look now 23:19 Daisy Kay I don't care how your teeth look or anything 23:20 I don't even care if 23:20 Kommissar Mandar But they're horrible 23:20 Daisy Kay if like, 23:20 Kommissar Mandar Really embarrassing 23:20 Daisy Kay Well I would care but 23:20 If your face got eaten by a bear 23:20 Kommissar Mandar That would put a damper on my day 23:21 Daisy Kay I would just be happy and relaxed that you are finally here 23:21 but I mean 23:21 Kommissar Mandar awww.... 23:21 Daisy Kay I would care about you being in pain obviously but 23:21 just sayin 23:21 I am gonna be a lot less stressed out with you around 23:21 Kommissar Mandar Well I'm still putting white strips on them 23:21 <3 23:21 I'll be a lot less stressed there 23:22 I really can't wait 23:22 I have actually encountered a bear before... 23:24 All my attempts at urban exploring go terribly wrong... 23:24 A bear's growl is a scary fucking thing in the middle of the woods at 1 in the morning.... 23:26 Daisy Kay *holds you like a teddybear* 23:26 *chews on your hair* 23:26 Kommissar Mandar *snuggles against your chest and lets you chew* 23:27 *kisses your minty mouth* 23:29 Wednesday, 21. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar I want to cuddle that plushie : 3 09:33 Daisy Kay Hello cupcase. 10:06 Kommissar Mandar Oh hullo 10:06 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDcjW1XSXN0 10:07 I'm watching this 10:07 And me and my buddy are just going back and forth of all the possibilities...if there was a nuclear reactor in Epcot 10:07 FALLOUT: DISNEY WORLD 10:08 Daisy Kay yeah I have watched all the industrial films from Disney 10:08 including the one about your period 10:08 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 10:08 I've watched that one 10:08 Daisy Kay that one is famous but 10:08 there's also a sex-ed one 10:08 that actually tells you that condoms help prevent the spread of disease 10:08 Kommissar Mandar I don't think I've seen the sex ed one 10:08 but now I want to 10:09 There's just such an unsettling quality to all of these...that I just can't place 10:09 But it's there 10:09 Daisy Kay I can't find it right now 10:10 but I do remember it having like 10:10 little VD monsters in it? 10:10 Kommissar Mandar Oh god..... 10:10 That's just beautiful 10:10 Syphillis as represented by a langolier looking thing 10:10 Daisy Kay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoJkzOK2GAk 10:11 kinda 10:11 Kommissar Mandar Yes YEEESSSSS 10:12 THIS IS A WAR STORY 10:12 Oh god, I cannot stop laughing 10:13 Daisy Kay yeah, towards the end they really do offer helpful advice 10:14 lightyears ahead of anyone else 10:15 Kommissar Mandar But by the end I would be laughing too hard to notice 10:15 Daisy Kay instead of just saying "BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF IF YOU EVER HAVE SEX" 10:15 Kommissar Mandar Yeah.... 10:15 You know I've never been into the Fallout games (though I played the shit out of Elder Scrolls) 10:16 But 10:16 I would buy FALLOUT: DISNEY WORLD in a heartbeat 10:17 All the animals in the animal kingdom becoming fucked up mutant hybrids 10:17 A creepy loop of Mickey's voice saying "DON'T FORGET TO VISIT THE GIFT SHOP"....to no one 10:18 I have a thing for abandoned amusement parks 10:20 abandoned anything, really 10:20 but abadoned amusement parks are where its at 10:20 Daisy Kay yeah 10:21 me three 10:21 Kommissar Mandar http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/12/chinas-abandoned-wonderland/100207/ 10:22 I'm going here before I die 10:22 If it is the last thing I do 10:22 Daisy Kay if only Palace Of Depression was either still standing or still being rebuilt. 10:24 They have been trying to rebuild it for years. 10:24 The only thing that was still standing was the ticket booth. 10:24 Kommissar Mandar I've never heard of that place 10:24 It's in NJ too 10:24 oh wait no 10:25 Daisy Kay http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3157/2555614605_42a5cc20c4_b.jpg 10:25 Kommissar Mandar I have seen this in Weird NJ 10:25 Daisy Kay I been here a lot 10:25 because it was just across the street! 10:25 Kommissar Mandar Holy shit.... 10:25 That is the best hideout to have as a kid 10:25 Daisy Kay yeah 10:25 Kommissar Mandar As an adult too.... 10:25 I found an abandoned tree house in the woods by my house once 10:27 That was pretty cool, but not as cool as that 10:27 Daisy Kay this was a whole place made out of junk 10:27 Kommissar Mandar that's just amazing 10:28 Daisy Kay I do think it's interesting how New Jersey embraced its weirdness and has kept so many impossibly weird structures standing. 10:29 Kommissar Mandar The motto is 10:30 "Eh, we'll clean it up if it falls down...maybe" 10:30 Daisy Kay I think CowTown still exists. 10:30 Kommissar Mandar I was upset to hear they were finally knocking down Marlboro 10:31 It looks like it's still running pretty well 10:31 If I have the right Cow Town 10:31 http://www.cowtownrodeo.com/ 10:32 This one? 10:32 Daisy Kay the 50 foot tall cowboy 10:32 where are the pictures of the cowboy? 10:33 Kommissar Mandar http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080322184121/uncyclopedia/images/4/4b/Cowtown_cowboy.jpg 10:33 Jesus Christ.... 10:34 It's like Vegas Vic's deranged brother... 10:34 Daisy Kay supposedly he was a Muffler Man 10:34 holding mufflers 10:34 Kommissar Mandar I wouldn't accept a muffler....that came from that 10:34 Daisy Kay pretty much all the muffler men were bought and repurposed 10:36 but the Cowtown Cowboy is probably the most famous. 10:36 Kommissar Mandar A cowboy...in the middle of NJ... 10:36 It just doesn't fit 10:36 Daisy Kay I wanna draw a muffler man 10:38 maybe later... time to eat and then animate. 10:38 Kommissar Mandar Do it 10:38 Make it horrifying 10:38 imma go shower 10:42 Daisy Kay that's some shower 12:47 Kommissar Mandar lol a nap got thrown in there 12:48 But I feel nice and fresh 12:48 Daisy Kay I was just pretendin 12:48 that you were showerin the whole time 12:48 Kommissar Mandar It's possible with me 12:48 The hot water feels so good on my back 12:49 A lot of times I just stand like a vegetable under it 12:49 I promise I won't use up your hot water though 12:49 I'm considerate with the bathroom when I live with people 12:49 Daisy Kay we can just bath at different times 12:51 Kommissar Mandar True, true 12:51 Shit 12:52 I wanna save in Phantasmagoria 12:52 But I don't want to get stuck in a loop of Don killing me to death 12:52 Daisy Kay yeah it's best to save BEFORE that part. 12:53 but never DURING 12:53 I was stuck on him strangling me 12:54 Kommissar Mandar Yeah I'm saved before 12:54 And I don't want to save at any points in between 12:54 I'm guessing the secret elevator comes into play 12:55 because everywhere you go he just kills you 12:55 I do want to get Bad Mojo next if its available 12:58 The imagery stuck with me 12:58 Daisy Kay I kind of want to just play the original. 12:59 I prefer playing games how they were. 13:00 Kommissar Mandar oh yeah, you told me it was a remake 13:00 Daisy Kay in impressive 256 color 13:00 Kommissar Mandar I am guilty of only playing King's Quest remakes for the first 3 13:00 because I didn't want to deal with text commands 13:00 Daisy Kay They used some neat tricks to get as much out of it as they could using Quicktime 2.0... 13:00 Kommissar Mandar Was the music still as creepy? 13:01 Daisy Kay yeah 13:01 Kommissar Mandar I would like it then 13:02 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxXHNJD7wz0 13:02 This is one of my favorite boss themes of all time 13:02 I actually headbang to it 13:03 Ecco the Dolphin was notorious for making you memorize a fucking labyrinth in order to progress 13:05 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHlNKzAL1TA 13:06 This shit 13:06 Is why I could not beat the first game 13:06 Meh, the Sega CD version took the music and ruined it 13:07 This is the last level too 13:07 You're so close...and then they just deny you.. 13:07 Perhaps this game is where my fear of aliens came from 13:09 I was just so happy when I was playing this on an emulator in the computer club at high school 13:10 Daisy Kay ha ha c: 13:10 Kommissar Mandar And my buddy looks at me and says "That game used to scare me" 13:10 I'm like "I thought I was the only one...." 13:11 Yeah the only club I was in was computer club 13:11 I was much, much more socially introverted back then 13:11 Daisy Kay I wish I was in computer club 13:13 or av 13:13 or anything where the rich kids got in but I was denied access to 13:13 Kommissar Mandar Why would you be denied access to that? 13:14 Daisy Kay At least it's not like that anymore 13:14 because it's a class thing... or it was 13:14 Kommissar Mandar My high school wasn't like that 13:14 No one cared about how much money you had 13:14 Daisy Kay if you wanted to use the high-end equipment you needed connections. 13:14 Kommissar Mandar That's fucking horseshit 13:15 granted 13:15 Daisy Kay I know it's true because 13:15 Kommissar Mandar My school had nothing close to high end 13:15 Daisy Kay every student in the AV/newsroom class 13:15 was someone from a higher social status 13:15 Kommissar Mandar Where did you go to high school? 13:15 Daisy Kay When I tried to get it the teacher was like 13:16 "woah don't say it..." 13:16 like 13:16 You're not even allowed to talk about how the rich kids get everything they want. 13:16 Kommissar Mandar Oh fuck those assholes 13:16 My stepmom would have sued them 13:16 Daisy Kay Because Columbine 13:16 if you exhibit any kind of will to buck social trends you are a threat 13:17 Kommissar Mandar Heh, I was the columbine kid at all my schools 13:17 Daisy Kay and they could use columbine as an excuse to single you out., 13:17 Kommissar Mandar That's fucked up 13:17 I mean, I didn't go to high school until way after that incident 13:18 I mean 13:18 My school did not have rules 13:18 A kid pulled out a huge ass hunting knife in the middle of Sociology class once 13:18 And started slicing up an apple 13:18 I shit you not 13:18 The teacher looks at him and says "Please don't eat in here" 13:18 Daisy Kay Remember the one episode of Beavis And Butthead where the kid had a gun and it was no big deal 13:19 Kommissar Mandar ahaha I do not 13:19 But now I want to look it up 13:19 But that's how my high school was 13:19 Chaos and anarchy 13:20 Art class 13:20 I was painting that famous McGrete painting 13:20 "This is not a pipe" 13:20 Daisy Kay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V2OQ2M1xOA 13:20 Kommissar Mandar The kid next to me says "HEY CHECK THIS OUT" 13:20 And he pulls a bag of about a quarter of weed out of his pocket 13:21 Daisy Kay haha 13:21 Kommissar Mandar and holds it above the pipe 13:21 Daisy Kay hahaha 13:21 Kommissar Mandar I'm fucking dying 13:21 Nothing is done about it 13:21 Daisy Kay *paints a picture of a nose* HEY LOOK *puts finger up to nostril* 13:21 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 13:22 Art class was insane as all hell 13:22 Daisy Kay man not only does that kid have a gun he's also smoking in class 13:22 Kommissar Mandar Everyone kept wanting me to draw boobs for them... 13:23 Yeah, that's basically my school 13:23 Daisy Kay that's pretty normal 13:23 draw boobs 13:23 draw me 13:23 draw me and girlfriend 13:23 Kommissar Mandar There was a secret alcove in the theartre 13:23 Daisy Kay draw us fuckin 13:23 Kommissar Mandar tee hee 13:23 You could climb up this treacherous arrangement of pipes to get up there 13:24 that's where everyone went to smoke weed 13:24 https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1.0-9/10325292_1609789999245378_3814529543374791441_n.jpg 13:25 This is the only picture sadly I have of those days 13:25 https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10363724_1609780612579650_6604646995150823506_n.jpg 13:26 And one of art class : 3 13:26 Kind of sad now that I look at it 13:26 That brunette in the background was raped by one of the teachers.... 13:27 That was a huge problem in my school 13:27 Daisy Kay Jesus 13:27 Kommissar Mandar We lost 3 teachers in one year for sexual conduct with students 13:27 Daisy Kay I don't like how it's so dangerous just to be a kid in school 13:28 especially a girl 13:28 we just keep teaching kids there is a certain way to act 13:29 and it's always unhelpful 13:29 kids are even taught to shut up and be quiet 13:29 Kommissar Mandar I had only had a conversation with the rapist music teacher once 13:29 Daisy Kay no raising hackles 13:29 Kommissar Mandar But I could tell there was something off about him 13:30 He literally looked like Don from Phantasmagoria 13:30 oh yeah that bullshit 13:30 don't even get me started 13:30 I mean, at least in my school actions were taken against these people 13:30 Granted...more thourough background checks should have been done 13:31 Daisy Kay no fighting back 13:31 Kommissar Mandar But then again...people can just snap 13:31 You never know 13:31 Daisy Kay but, you know, no punishing anyone that fights you 13:31 These are the lessons I was given. 13:31 Be quiet, be polite, ignore it 13:31 Kommissar Mandar Exactly 13:31 HAHA 13:31 ignore bullying 13:31 Daisy Kay look the other way 13:31 let it happen 13:31 Kommissar Mandar That's the biggest sack of bullshit ever dumped on children 13:31 Daisy Kay they used to say "build character" but I think they are trying to reword that now 13:32 Kommissar Mandar You can't let it happen when the bully pulls a switchblade on you 13:32 Daisy Kay "fact of life" 13:32 "learn to deal with the real world." 13:32 I fought back a lot. I even physically got in three fights in my entire life 13:33 Kommissar Mandar http://ind.gmnews.com/news/2006-11-21/Front_page/013.html 13:33 Daisy Kay I don't want any children to do that. 13:33 Kommissar Mandar You stood up for yourself 13:33 Daisy Kay Some think "I had to deal with it when I was a kid!" like that's okay? No. I had to deal with it, and I want better for our future babies. 13:33 Kommissar Mandar You did what you needed to do 13:33 You can't change the human race. 13:34 Daisy Kay Fuck this bullshit about them being "soft." 13:34 You pass a softer blow through each generation. You don't make it more intense just because you got hit as hard. 13:34 Kommissar Mandar There are two kinds of people in this world, two kinds of people only two, there's the one staying put in his proper place and the one with his foot in the other one's face. 13:35 A song that I live by 13:35 When I was 12 I "dated" this boy 13:35 He was my first "boyfriend" 13:35 All we did was talk on the phone 13:36 But he said something to me that I'll remember for the rest of my life 13:36 "As long as there are two people left standing on this earth, one will have the need to dominate the other." 13:37 That's something I took with me for the rest of my life 13:37 And then my step mom wouldn't let me see him anymore because she "wasn't going to have a nigger lover in her house" 13:37 People are animals. 13:38 I've seen to much ugliness to believe otherwise 13:38 And it exists whether you're rich or poor 13:39 Daisy Kay well then! 13:40 Kommissar Mandar I'm sorry 13:40 I didn't mean to take things to such a dark place 13:40 I have to say though 13:41 You're different 13:41 You're just...kind. 13:41 Daisy Kay haha it's okay I was 13:42 reacting to what your mom said 13:42 Kommissar Mandar Well to be fair 13:42 She has changed a lot since then 13:42 Daisy Kay I have had uncomfortable conversations with a few girlfriends about... how they'd feel dating outside their race 13:43 Kommissar Mandar I'd be lying if I said that talking to you didn't fracture my shell of cynicism 13:43 Daisy Kay one of them was like "oh I would never date a black guy" and when I asked why I kept getting the worst examples that were just stereotypes 13:43 Kommissar Mandar heh 13:44 Well my first boyfriend was black 13:44 Daisy Kay and another girl, that was half-black, really hated mexicans 13:44 Kommissar Mandar And I just felt so honored that he would even look twice at someone like me 13:44 He was so funny and popular 13:44 Daisy Kay She was like "YOU DON'T LIVE IN CALIFORNIA YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BAD THEY ARE" 13:44 Jesus Christ, lady 13:44 Kommissar Mandar I'll never understand hate towards Mexicans 13:44 Daisy Kay CLEARLY 13:44 Kommissar Mandar I lived in AZ 13:44 Daisy Kay BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIVE IN CALIFORNIA 13:45 Kommissar Mandar And they were the kindest, most hardworking people 13:45 Daisy Kay WHERE IT'S "REALLY BAD" 13:45 Kommissar Mandar heh 13:45 Arizona can kick California's ass any day 13:45 We would always make fun of California 13:45 "Hey what's that tumor growing out of our state?" 13:46 As beautiful and perfect as it was 13:46 It was a place where you really did need to own a gun 13:46 And I...could never own a gun 13:47 Daisy Kay I couldn't carry a gun, even when I was in west Philly. 13:47 Kommissar Mandar Well I mean 13:47 Daisy Kay Instead I carried pepperspray and never had to use it 13:47 thank god. 13:47 Kommissar Mandar I have suicidal tendencies 13:48 I would not trust myself with a firearm, ever 13:48 Daisy Kay well yeah when I was at my worst I was around all these guns 13:48 because of my roommate 13:48 I had some willpower on my side 13:48 Kommissar Mandar Just a pull of the trigger 13:48 I asked my roommate to keep his locked up for that very reason 13:49 Kind of strange how we were both in such a similar situation 13:49 But yeah 13:49 AZ can go from paradise to post-apocalyptic thunderdome wasteland very quickly 13:50 Thankfully 13:50 I seem to have this...magic aura around me I guess...where people tend to not bother me 13:51 But I was in some crazy places.... 13:51 lotta hard people giving you a lot of hard stares 13:52 Daisy Kay I can feel safe walking next to you. 13:53 Kommissar Mandar You can share my people-repellent aura : 3 13:53 Daisy Kay I dunno I just always feel safer if I'm walking around with a woman. 13:53 Kommissar Mandar Well you will be more than safe around me 13:54 I often have a knife or something on me 13:55 Daisy Kay and the larger the group the better 13:55 Kommissar Mandar And well....my teeth 13:55 Daisy Kay I mean, yeah, there's still harrassment, but they think twice 13:55 Kommissar Mandar My teeth can cut through throats 13:55 My mother, my sister, we all have the same large, jagged teeth 13:55 Daisy Kay *nibbles food* 13:56 Kommissar Mandar I don't get harassed 13:56 I swear, I just have this aura 13:56 where people don't notice me 13:56 I have actually rescued a guy from the Church of Scientology 14:00 My buddy Jon 14:00 You see 14:01 When you get to be as high a rank as Jon was...they are not okay with letting you leave 14:01 And this poor kid....he was terrified 14:02 I had to basically smuggle him from Times Square to NY Penn Station 14:02 So I put him under my coat 14:02 And I told him "If they want you, they'll have to go through me" 14:03 And off we went 14:03 Daisy Kay aw 14:03 I like that story 14:03 Kommissar Mandar He made it to the train station 14:03 : 3 14:04 In retrospect, I have also been rather reckless 14:05 I have dated two very, very violent men 14:05 And I've dared them both to hit me 14:05 They would get pissed off to the point where they would be shaking their fists, looking at me with murder in their eyes 14:06 And I just said "Do it fucker, I fucking dare you, show me what a man you are, cocksucker." 14:06 They would always back down 14:06 Daisy Kay I was hit once but didn't report it. In retrospect I should have. 14:07 Kommissar Mandar aw who hit you? 14:07 Daisy Kay I dunno I have been pretty bad at pickin 'em. 14:07 but, that's not to say 14:07 Kommissar Mandar Who's face do I have to scar up? 14:07 Daisy Kay I'm not friends with exes 14:07 because I am easy to get along with 14:07 I refuse to let things end badly. 14:08 Kommissar Mandar It's better that way 14:08 I tried to be friends with one of my exes....and got my door kicked down on New Years Eve 14:08 Daisy Kay The idea that you can't be friends with an ex is absurd and it made up by horny guys who can't get over how they fucked up so they avoid some girl and call her names behind her back and convince everyone that "she is crazy" 14:08 Kommissar Mandar Oh, I was the craziest asshole in Keansburg 14:09 They all pulled that shit with me 14:09 Daisy Kay gaslighting 14:09 Kommissar Mandar Yup 14:09 I'm familiar with the term 14:09 Mind you 14:10 I do not hit unless it's defense 14:10 ever 14:10 Daisy Kay The good thing is that she at least felt bad about it but we knew we had to break up. 14:10 Kommissar Mandar I don't see how anyone could hit you 14:11 Daisy Kay because they get angry and lose temper and I'm an easy target 14:11 Kommissar Mandar I could never raise a hand to someone as sweet as you 14:12 Daisy Kay I am fairly sympathetic when it comes to that sort of thing 14:12 I know the cycle of abuse. It's not OKAY, but not everyone is so strong. 14:12 Kommissar Mandar My temper....is broken 14:12 It is actually broken from all I've been through in life 14:12 Daisy Kay and going after someone weaker than you will give you a brief feeling of power. 14:12 Kommissar Mandar I am still a very cynical person 14:12 Daisy Kay It's too brief and short though. It's not right. I could never do it. 14:13 Kommissar Mandar But I'm the chillest cynical permamad asshole you'll ever meet 14:13 Daisy Kay Every time I have gotten angry at someone in my adult life, even if they were bigger than me, I could only yell... but I didn't even feel good about yelling. 14:13 Kommissar Mandar You have too good of a heart 14:14 I don't yell 14:15 except for when my door got kicked down.... 14:15 then I fucking lost it 14:15 oh my god 14:15 I am in my bed 14:15 trying to rest 14:15 I had cut 14:15 I was drunk 14:15 but I just wanted to rest 14:15 BUT THEN HERE COMES TROY TO SAVE THE DAY 14:16 Fucker kicks in my door 14:16 and...then I must have had a Jedi take over my body 14:16 Because I FLEW out of bed and kicked it in the other way 14:16 And he's like "I'm not leaving till you open this door" 14:17 "Well you can fucking rot out there then" 14:17 And of all things 14:17 My step mom is like...."C'mon Mandy, just let him in, he just wants to talk to you." 14:17 I just said "A man has just barged in our home and tried to break down my door in my sleep what the FUCK is wrong with your brain?" 14:18 Jesus Christ... 14:18 The people I've dealt with in my life... 14:19 Daisy Kay I like the part where you kicked the door closed. 14:19 You're awesome 14:19 Kommissar Mandar I did! 14:19 aww 14:19 I will never explain how I did it 14:19 Adrenaline just took over 14:19 He didn't try the door again 14:19 Because he just was not expecting that to be my reaction 14:20 I mean fucking A, Daisy 14:20 In what situation would you ever deem that okay? 14:20 It's certainly not something I could picture you doing, ever 14:21 I feel so much older than I am 14:22 Because of the people who I've dealt with in my life 14:22 Actually now that I think of it 14:23 One boy did have the balls to punch me 14:23 Daisy Kay hmm 14:23 I should check out this bed for sale... 14:23 Kommissar Mandar I had confessed honestly to my friend Tom that I had taken Oxycodone after I promised him I wouldn't 14:23 And he just looked at me 14:24 And punched me right in the face 14:24 I'm like "Was that really necessary?" 14:24 Daisy Kay w3oah 14:24 Kommissar Mandar oooh 14:24 well I'm not picky 14:24 You can get me anything 14:24 whatever's cheapest 14:24 I swear I could write a book about Keansburg alone 14:25 Daisy Kay 18 minute walk 14:26 that's what I'm lookin for 14:26 Kommissar Mandar whatever is easiest for you 14:26 heh heh 14:38 funny how after I tell that story 14:38 I find this picture 14:38 https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/230702_1018617425972_5972_n.jpg 14:38 I mean we were just playing around there 14:38 But he took that fist to my face once 14:38 God... 14:41 So many people I know 14:41 Are in jail or dead 14:41 It's just...a very haunting feeling 14:42 Daisy Kay *pet pet* 14:42 Kommissar Mandar *purrs* 14:43 I hope Missouri has nice people... 14:43 Daisy Kay everyone is really respectful in PH... so far. 14:44 Kommissar Mandar That's good =) 14:44 Everybody gets nicer when you get out south or west 14:45 Daisy Kay hey 18:23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRBI6udN1vk 18:24 Kommissar Mandar Fuck books man..Fraggle Rock 18:34 I think I had these books 18:34 Okay, question 18:34 Do you remember the episode where the Fraggles decide to stop eating the Doozers little crystal scoffolding 18:34 The fraggle with the pigtails became like a Doozer activist 18:35 And the Doozers run out of room to build 18:35 And there's this scene of a mother Doozer hugging her children and she says..."When our space finally runs out...that's when we'll die..." 18:36 People think this was some kind of fever dream I had 18:36 But I assure you it wasn't 18:36 It almost sounds like one of those "lost episode" creepy pastas 18:37 Daisy Kay I remember something weird about them not eating the stuff 18:38 Kommissar Mandar But I swear I was sitting down before work and saw this 18:38 Daisy Kay that's about it 18:38 Kommissar Mandar Yeah! 18:38 I guess it was illustrating the same concept of taking a link out of the food chain and overpopulation of a species occuring or something 18:38 But the end was really fucking dark 18:39 Daisy Kay "The Preachification of Convincing John" 18:39 Kommissar Mandar A Doozer mother holding her children, comforting them in the face of imminent death 18:39 omg if you found it for me... 18:40 Daisy Kay oh 18:41 Kommissar Mandar OMG thank you! 18:41 I'm watching this whole thing 18:41 Daisy Kay I have Fraggle Rock for free on amazon prime 18:41 Kommissar Mandar =D 18:41 Daisy Kay season 1 anyway 18:41 Kommissar Mandar We have to watch it 18:41 I loved this show so much growing up 18:42 Daisy Kay I am just gonna skip ahead a bunch 18:42 Kommissar Mandar the episode I found isn't in English 18:43 But I found the scene! 18:43 Daisy Kay It seems more about... 18:43 not blindly following the directions of a religion just because you're told to 18:44 This guy is an evangelical preacher 18:44 Kommissar Mandar Yes, I forgot about the preacher dude 18:45 Pretty heavy message for Fraggle Rock lol 18:45 Weird... 18:46 The preacher dude in my story is named 'Honest Jon' 18:47 I wonder if I like...dug that out of my subconscious lol 18:47 Daisy Kay honest jon is a common name 18:47 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, I know it's the name of a record company 18:47 And this guy on Youtube that reviews cars 18:48 Daisy Kay I like all those names 18:48 like 18:48 Sunny Jim 18:48 Kommissar Mandar I might change it since I'm re-writing the thing anyway 18:48 I just really like Honest Jon though 18:48 Daisy Kay Convincing Jon is just a play on the name 18:48 Kommissar Mandar I like compound names like that 18:49 Precious Roy 18:49 Safety Dan 18:49 Daisy Kay I just like the old-timey ones... Sunny Jim, Gloomy Gus... 18:51 Kommissar Mandar lol Gloomy Gus 18:51 Blech, I ate too much 18:51 I feel nasty now 18:51 Daisy Kay *rubs your tum tum* 18:52 *holds you in her lap as she animates.* 18:52 Kommissar Mandar *cuddles up against you and watches in fascination* 18:52 Daisy Kay I decided, the next mini ebook I do will be about cute creatures that are found in a trash can. 21:50 Thursday, 22. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar Aww : 3 06:44 Trash Crew 06:45 I love my stepmom 08:36 She throws a package at my chest 08:36 "HERE'S YOUR FUCKING DRUGS!" 08:36 I just take it 08:37 "IT'S NOT DRUGS, IT'S A DILDO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" 08:37 We both just start laughing... 08:41 Daisy Kay man I had a weird dream that 08:51 someone's mom kept asking her "are you kids going to an orgy to have lots of sex?" 08:52 Kommissar Mandar Oh, that was probably my stepmom 08:52 That's wild though 08:52 Do you know if they wound up having that orgy? 08:53 Daisy Kay we didn't get to the party I woke up before then 08:53 Kommissar Mandar aww 08:54 Those are the worst dreams 08:54 The cliffhangers 08:54 I had a dream about some weird shit last night but for the life of me I cannot remember it 08:55 I just remember waking up and thinking "thank god that was just a dream" 08:56 Daisy Kay It's amazing when a dream breaks through all my barriers 08:56 well, time to get dressed... 08:56 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, I gotta eat breakfast and shower 08:58 Daisy Kay ello 13:48 Kommissar Mandar Heeyyy 13:48 I just totally wasted a trip 13:48 Because I forgot the bank cancelled my debit card 13:48 And of course Bank of America closes at 4 instead of 5 13:49 So that was annoying 13:49 Daisy Kay ah. Sorry... 13:49 Kommissar Mandar It's alright 13:50 How are you? How's your day going? 13:50 Daisy Kay I'm okay. Just made a wrap and I'm thinking about lookin at playtime for tossers 13:50 Kommissar Mandar What's that? 13:51 Daisy Kay Lark Of King Chairs 13:53 Kommissar Mandar Nice chairs.... 13:55 Daisy Kay I have it on in the background 13:55 Kommissar Mandar background of what? 13:56 Daisy Kay I mean as I eat and work 13:56 Kommissar Mandar I think I'm confused 13:57 I'm thinking of chairs lol 13:57 Daisy Kay I hate when series are like, 22 episodes per season. That's too many... and 6 is too few. 10-13 episodes a season is ideal. 13:58 Kommissar Mandar I wish Game of Thrones was 22 episodes per season 13:59 10 is not enough for me 13:59 Daisy Kay it's called Lark Of King Chairs 13:59 Kommissar Mandar I can't find anything about it on Google 14:00 I just get...chairs 14:00 Daisy Kay haha 14:00 I'm speaking in riddle 14:00 Kommissar Mandar answer me these questions three 14:00 Daisy Kay using synonyms 14:01 Kommissar Mandar I see this ugly ass chair 14:01 that's $400 14:01 why would anyone buy such a thing? 14:01 Daisy Kay for a lark, probably 14:02 a lark and a larf 14:02 Kommissar Mandar hark, a lark 14:02 I think one of the best things I ever did 14:03 Daisy Kay so how are points scored in this game 14:03 Kommissar Mandar was furnish an entire apartment with used furniture from Vegas hotels 14:03 Daisy Kay woah cool 14:03 Kommissar Mandar omg it was 14:03 Like...I had the craziest lamp 14:04 I mean, I could only furnish my room 14:04 Daisy Kay well 14:04 you can pick whatever you want 14:05 Kommissar Mandar And my Roommate picked a bunch of boring shit for everywhere else 14:05 Like I would suggest things 14:05 and he'd say 14:05 THAT'S TOO BAROQUE 14:05 Daisy Kay mostly empty place. 14:05 Kommissar Mandar and I'm like 14:05 I'LL MAKE YOUR FACE BAROQUE 14:05 I mean I'm not too picky though 14:06 whatever's cheapest, that's my motto 14:06 that's where I got my 30 dollar mini fridge 14:08 that somehow worked 14:08 Daisy Kay I prefer functional above all else 14:08 Kommissar Mandar well of course 14:09 Daisy Kay while an ugly chair would not be bad it would be useless if it was uncomfortable or broken 14:10 Kommissar Mandar Sent file WP_20130810_008.jpg. 14:11 You can see some of the room there 14:11 Sent file WP_20130729_005.jpg. 14:12 Lit up at night... 14:12 Daisy Kay bring some taste to my house 14:12 Kommissar Mandar My butt is glowing... 14:12 heh 14:13 My sense of taste is usually not found to be desirable 14:13 Sent file WP_20130713_002.jpg. 14:15 So many couches...SO MANY cheap couches that were so nice... 14:15 and he picks...this one 14:15 I don't know, maybe you like it 14:16 But there were so much prettier ones.... 14:16 Daisy Kay well maybe if you put something on it 14:16 like a knitted... thing 14:16 Kommissar Mandar lol nope 14:16 You just came home to that puke green monstrosity every day 14:17 and it was uncomfortable as all hell 14:17 Daisy Kay hopefully you will have a comfortable bed. 14:17 Kommissar Mandar Like I said, I'm really not picky 14:17 The drive is gonna be fun 14:20 I love long drives 14:21 They're just so relaxing 14:21 I cleaned out the car so it's....fit to have people in again 14:21 Daisy Kay Well as long as you're used to it. 14:23 Just pull over and nap if you get tired. 14:23 Kommissar Mandar That's the plan 14:24 Daisy Kay I get nervous about that. Two of my high school friends died that way. 14:24 Kommissar Mandar Falling asleep in the car? 14:24 Daisy Kay yeah 14:24 Kommissar Mandar It's never happened to me in my 8 years of driving 14:24 The only time I ever got close 14:24 was when they had me on this weird medication that like...caused crazy bouts of drowsiness 14:25 And I dozed off behind the wheel and drove my car off the road 14:26 The next day I threw the shit out 14:26 And never came close to dozing behind the wheel again 14:26 The only drive I haven't enjoyed 14:27 Was driving from Vegas to Phoenix 14:27 For the very reason that my buddy was too tired to drive 14:27 When you drive between Vegas and Phoenix...you hit CRAZY mountain roads, thousands and thousands of feet above solid ground 14:28 I have a very bad fear of heights 14:28 Daisy Kay yeah. 14:28 Kommissar Mandar It's night time, dark 14:28 I'm driving a car I'm not familiar with 14:28 There's an 8000 foot drop to the left and right of me 14:29 You have to be going 80-90 to even survive 14:29 Daisy Kay noooo 14:29 Kommissar Mandar And there's a thunderstorm in the distance... 14:29 that's illuminating these desolate mountains 14:29 I'm just like....I'm going to die tonight. 14:30 I've never put more focused attention into driving in my life 14:30 Daisy Kay I can never drive in my dreams 14:31 I press on the break and I really have to press down hard to get a car to come to a full stop 14:31 Kommissar Mandar holy shit I have dreams like that too... 14:31 Daisy Kay wonder what that's all about 14:31 Kommissar Mandar Where the brakes don't work or for some reason I can't control my body 14:31 And I'm just careening helplessly down the highway 14:32 Those dreams scare the shit out of me 14:32 Maybe they're about like....fear of losing control, I guess? 14:32 Daisy Kay a couple times 14:32 I have cruise control on but I am resting in the back seat 14:33 and then I think "wait why am I doing this" 14:33 and I scramble back to the front seat haha 14:33 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 14:33 Do you ever have dreams where your teeth fall out? 14:33 Daisy Kay everyone does. 14:34 it is the same as falling 14:34 Kommissar Mandar Seriously! 14:34 Daisy Kay everyone has that dream 14:34 Kommissar Mandar Everyone I know has had that dream 14:34 Daisy Kay an interesting twist... 14:34 my mouth was full of teeth 14:34 like a hundred teeth 14:34 Kommissar Mandar Kind of like my mouth 14:35 that's crazy... 14:35 I do have extra teeth in real life 14:35 Daisy Kay your mouth and teeth and gums so pretty 14:35 Kommissar Mandar oh bullshit 14:35 they're terrible 14:35 Daisy Kay no, I want them. 14:35 Kommissar Mandar I was actually on my way to go buy white strips for them 14:36 Daisy Kay It's not the color I care about, but the size. 14:36 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, they're big 14:36 Daisy Kay Big features are ideal. 14:36 Kommissar Mandar real big 14:36 aw : 3 14:36 See I've never been in a fight 14:37 So I don't know how I would fare if I ever had to defend myself 14:37 Daisy Kay the more I lose weight 14:37 Kommissar Mandar But 14:37 Daisy Kay the more I realize just how massive my head is. 14:37 Kommissar Mandar I think to myself, I may not be able to hit 14:37 But these teeth could fuck somebody up 14:37 Daisy Kay My head is very big, not just for my body. 14:37 Kommissar Mandar I don't think so at all 14:37 Daisy Kay haha you seen it! 14:37 it's hard to buy hats 14:38 Kommissar Mandar I've seen you, I've seen pictures of you 14:38 I don't think your head is out of proportion 14:38 Daisy Kay sometimes posing next to people... it looks funny 14:38 haha I remember one picture I took with this girl, back when I was fatter 14:39 and it looked like a number 10 14:39 one skinny head next to a fat head ha ha 14:39 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 14:39 Daisy Kay I'm sorry, I can look back on it and laugh 14:39 okay 14:39 Kommissar Mandar well it's good that you can 14:39 I find...nothing wrong with any part of you 14:39 Daisy Kay I have an old pair of pants hanging in the closet in the spare room. 14:40 they're huge. 14:40 Kommissar Mandar I'm not gonna lie, I've known some people with....bizarre proportions 14:40 you look fine 14:40 Ha! 14:40 You can do the Jared 14:40 Daisy Kay okay I believe you! 14:40 Kommissar Mandar Sorry, I just know a good looking person when I see one = P 14:41 Daisy Kay one time I wore them (with a belt) and I felt like Hammer 14:41 Kommissar Mandar Bringin back the ol' parachute pants 14:41 I have a similar pair of pants 14:42 not to that extent though 14:42 they're just really baggy...from my bigger days 14:42 Daisy Kay *lifts you up* 14:45 *carries you around* 14:45 Kommissar Mandar https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/197202_5706124165_4587_n.jpg 14:45 these days... 14:45 I'll bet you could pick me up like a feather 14:46 one of those rare...130 pound feathers.... 14:46 god... 14:47 Why the hell was my face so fat back then... 14:47 thank god that's over 14:47 Daisy Kay your face looked pretty even then 14:49 gosh 14:49 Kommissar Mandar aww...: 3 14:49 Daisy Kay part of the reason I wore turtlenecks was to hide my diminishing jawline. 14:50 Kommissar Mandar I wish I had not been so absurd at to bleach my hair.... 14:50 Daisy Kay It's back now but I still like turtlenecks. 14:50 Kommissar Mandar I'd have a lot more hair today 14:50 Yeah, I noticed that you're always dressed to the nines 14:50 like...completely covered 14:50 Daisy Kay well in cold weather usually, yes. 14:51 if it is under 70. 14:51 Kommissar Mandar I am cold blooded 14:52 The AZ summer heat did not even bother me 14:52 Daisy Kay I read an article that said the reason women percieve the air as colder is because their fingertips are (on average) smaller and more slender. 14:52 but their core body temperature is slightly higher 14:53 Kommissar Mandar I'm just one of David Icke's lizard people 14:53 that's why I like heat 14:53 Daisy Kay I think we will be compatable for air temp. 14:53 Kommissar Mandar I can always bundle up too 14:54 Daisy Kay I am sure we are the same temp. 14:54 My body is unusual and in some cases I am okay with it. 14:55 Kommissar Mandar My body temp varies I think 14:55 because of my fibro 14:55 Are there coyotes out there? 14:56 I almost hit one with my car in AZ 14:56 thing just ran right out in front of my car 14:57 Daisy Kay there are foxes 14:58 Kommissar Mandar awwww 14:58 One of my favorite animals 14:58 Daisy Kay when they make out 14:58 it sounds like a woman being murdered 14:59 haha 14:59 Kommissar Mandar That fucking rules 14:59 Daisy Kay It scared me the first time 14:59 I was like "JESUS WHAT'S HAPPENING DO I CALL THE COPS?" 14:59 but I listened closer and it was... foxes. 14:59 I also saw some green eyes 14:59 just sorta bouncing around in the darkness 14:59 Kommissar Mandar That was Slenderman 15:00 My buddies telling me how there are all these lizards in his garage right now 15:02 This was the house where the scorpion ran over my feet 15:02 I would feel so sad, because there were all these dead lizards at the bottom of the pool... 15:02 He lives basically IN the desert 15:03 Daisy Kay oh cool 15:03 when I went to the bank 15:03 Kommissar Mandar I'm walking down the street...there's a 5 foot long snake next to me 15:03 Daisy Kay I saw three lizards scurry into the bricks. 15:03 so cute. 15:03 Kommissar Mandar You have lizards there? 15:04 I would have never thought you'd have lizards there 15:05 Daisy Kay why? 15:06 Kommissar Mandar Isn't it rather temperate there? 15:06 doesn't get too hot 15:06 Daisy Kay well I saw em 15:06 today at least 15:06 Kommissar Mandar that's fuckin rad 15:06 Daisy Kay I wonder if I can pull up that cute snake from my vine... 15:07 Kommissar Mandar I love snakes 15:07 I saw the vine of yours where it snowed 15:07 Daisy Kay haha 15:08 https://vine.co/v/hKWuJ5PMwAO 15:08 Kommissar Mandar My comp...can't even run it 15:09 it's so broken 15:09 wait'll you see this sad thing 15:10 toolbars, pop ups everywhere...runs as fast as dial up 15:10 Daisy Kay https://vine.co/v/bl5WDnYdLLm 15:11 oh 15:11 Kommissar Mandar oh there we go 15:11 If I didn't see a rattle I would pick it up 15:11 Daisy Kay Ssss 15:12 The way you can tell which snakes are friendly or poisonous is by their head and eye shape... which seems cartoony 15:13 round eyes and round features = FRIENDLY! evil eyes and sharp features = EVIL! 15:13 Kommissar Mandar heh, that's funny 15:14 The snake I saw in AZ was about the length of my body 15:14 so I wasn't gonna fuck with it 15:14 I love bats too 15:15 3 bats got in my house at the same time once 15:15 It was beautiful 15:15 My stepmom was screaming her head off...I was just sitting there playing N64 thinking...this rocks 15:16 Daisy Kay cute 15:18 Kommissar Mandar They were very cute, too 15:19 Daisy Kay I wish I could have pets that... lived outdoors. 15:19 like 15:19 they would just come to visit me 15:19 bats, foxes, snakes, dragons, demons, ghosts 15:20 hahaha 15:20 Kommissar Mandar Well if that's the case 15:20 I'd go straight for a Hyena 15:20 We would chill, have a few laughs 15:21 have a pet Ghost Dad 15:22 Daisy Kay lots of nipples in that first episode. 15:22 Kommissar Mandar what?? 15:22 Daisy Kay I told you, I'm watchin the show 15:22 in the background, as I draw 15:22 Kommissar Mandar ah 15:22 I remember Rockos Modern Life 15:23 Really Really Big Man 15:23 "Stare into my nipples of the future..." 15:23 Daisy Kay haha 15:25 they actually did sneak nipples into that show. 15:25 just dots. 15:25 Kommissar Mandar Yes 15:25 I remember distinctly 15:25 When they get the tricked out lawnmower 15:25 There's a shot of a bunch of fairies in the grass 15:26 showing straight up boobage 15:26 Daisy Kay yeah 15:26 Kommissar Mandar It's amazing what they got away with in that show 15:26 Daisy Kay that was the first time I heard a kid's show character say "my god" instead of "gosh." It felt good to hear it. 15:26 I just roll my eyes at "gosh." I mean "oh my god" is only offensive to the wimpiest christians. 15:27 Kommissar Mandar I didn't even catch that 15:27 Daisy Kay They're both in that suck-o-matic episode 15:27 I think, at the start, they're watching some show and the reporter goes "oh my god, he's opening fire! Aaaa!" 15:28 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 15:28 Daisy Kay and then later when Heffer finds the potato chip and says "my god!" because it's a rare chip from the 70s or something 15:28 Kommissar Mandar I remember that scene 15:29 Daisy Kay Actually that episode was intense. 15:29 Kommissar Mandar yeah, the suck o matic was the lawnmower too, right? 15:29 Daisy Kay yeah 15:29 it could groom your pet 15:30 or remove its balls 15:30 Kommissar Mandar I remember that! 15:30 it showed a minus sign and two tennis balls 15:30 Daisy Kay it did everything 15:30 I read the story about how he got the show and it's... actually really sad. 15:30 Kommissar Mandar Really? 15:31 Daisy Kay I got teary eyed. 15:31 yeah. 15:31 Kommissar Mandar aw 15:31 in a nutshell, what happened? 15:31 Daisy Kay I wish I could find the full story somewhere... 15:32 but 15:32 wait 15:32 okay I can't find it, but 15:33 He was really depressed and his wife wasn't doing too well either. He made a big gamble and basically gave the show to Nick as it was, which wasn't really kid-friendly, thinking they'd turn it down. Nick actually took him up on the offer and he got the job. 15:35 Kommissar Mandar aww 15:36 Well its a happy ending 15:36 Daisy Kay well 15:36 Kommissar Mandar His life got better 15:36 And we got one of the greatest cartoons of all time 15:36 Daisy Kay as soon as he started making the show 15:36 his wife commited suicide. 15:37 Kommissar Mandar oh... 15:37 Daisy Kay Yeah. 15:37 Kommissar Mandar Well that's pretty terrible 15:37 Daisy Kay So he had to do this show in the wake of that. 15:37 Kommissar Mandar If I were him...I don't think I could 15:38 Daisy Kay There is some despair that's in the show that can be noticable. 15:38 And the Ralph Bighead character is like his stand-in. 15:38 Just working on this show while being totally miserable. 15:38 He actually did quit at some point, I think around the last season? 15:39 Kommissar Mandar I truly give him props for being able to work through that 15:39 Daisy Kay The guy who made Spongebob ran the final season. 15:39 Kommissar Mandar =( 15:39 Well that's a downer 15:39 Interesting fact though 15:39 Daisy Kay Yeah. 15:39 Kommissar Mandar I'm amazed the show was as funny as it was...with that and all 15:40 Like me and my buddy used to joke about that one Fraggle Rock episode with the Doozer's dying 15:40 Daisy Kay It could be dark. 15:41 Kommissar Mandar saying "what, was Jim Henson's wife divorcing him that day or something?" 15:41 but shit 15:41 Daisy Kay at times. 15:41 Especially the first season. 15:41 He basically had no experience making stuff for kids. 15:41 Kommissar Mandar He gave us...so much though 15:41 Daisy Kay it's an anomly in Nick shows. All the characters are adults and not very child-like. 15:42 Kommissar Mandar Well the show was basically about young adulthood 15:42 Daisy Kay I liked it for that. I liked seeing a show about a guy who was an adult. 15:42 I wanna make shows for kids. The two shows I am most focused on getting made are an adult web series and a kiddie tv series. The adult show is Star Girl Rainbow Squad about a group of immortal 1000-year-old gaurdians that are like Sailor Moon/Rainbow Bright. 15:44 And the kiddy show I wanna make is Wizzy, the little wizard girl. 15:44 Kommissar Mandar I love Wizzy 15:45 Daisy Kay not only a strong female lead, but a black girl too. I really wanna push for something like that on TV. 15:45 black girls don't have enough... or any... protagonists on tv. 15:45 Kommissar Mandar I don't think I've seen any in kids cartoons 15:45 Daisy Kay The only one I can think of is that Disney show the Proud Family. 15:46 It was pretty boring though. 15:46 Kommissar Mandar I wasn't a fan of it 15:47 Didn't really bring anything new to the table 15:47 I can't even remember a damn thing that happened in it, guess that goes to show 15:47 Daisy Kay I have it all planned out like 15:48 her mother and grandmother are witches but she wants to be a wizard, which they think is totally cool. 15:48 I want her dad is be some regular guy. 15:48 Kommissar Mandar I see it making it 15:49 Daisy Kay In Hollywood they are okay with pairing interacial couples, but only if it's white guys with black women. 15:49 Kommissar Mandar You have a unique style of humor 15:49 Daisy Kay So I was thinking her dad can be black and her mom is a light-skinned witch. 15:50 I just want to just 15:50 I mean... 15:50 I'm not trying to force a MESSAGE 15:50 It's just that 15:50 Kommissar Mandar Make a cartoon where nobody gives a fuck about race or gender 15:50 Daisy Kay I don't see this shit, and it makes me mad. 15:50 Kommissar Mandar like me 15:50 I don't give a fuck about race or gender 15:51 Daisy Kay I hate seeing the same white faces 15:51 on every show 15:51 Kommissar Mandar I hate everyone equally 15:51 jk 15:51 Daisy Kay I hate seeing a show about multicolored characters... coming in a rainbow of color 15:51 but NO ONE is brown 15:51 What the fuck are they so afraid of 15:52 Kommissar Mandar People man... 15:52 There's just so many fucked up people in this world... 15:52 Who don't get it 15:52 Daisy Kay I even wanna sneak in a couple gay characters, just on the sly. 15:53 Kommissar Mandar Just fucking do it 15:53 Daisy Kay as long as I never refer to them as gay I can get away with it 15:53 and then LATER say "yeah he/she is gay." 15:53 Kommissar Mandar Kind of like Jeff and Tony from Earthbound 15:53 Daisy Kay yeah 15:53 like that. 15:54 there was one other guy that did that 15:54 Kommissar Mandar Paranorman 15:54 right? 15:54 Daisy Kay oh that was overt 15:54 and cool. 15:54 I am talkin about tv shows though, where it never happens 15:54 Craig Bartlett, the guy who made that boring show Hey Arnold 15:55 Kommissar Mandar But it pisses me off too...that it never happens 15:55 Daisy Kay came out once to say that Arnold's teacher was gay 15:55 Kommissar Mandar But again 15:55 There's just too may fucked up people in this world.... 15:55 Daisy Kay I thought that was p cool 15:55 Kommissar Mandar Dumbledore was gay too 15:55 Daisy Kay yeah, that's novels and movies. 15:55 not a tv show. 15:55 Kommissar Mandar True 15:56 Daisy Kay I wanna slip it in a kid's cartoon. And the thing is 15:56 you don't have to make it obvious 15:56 Because that's not how it works. 15:56 Gay people don't float around or all wear lumberjack shirts 15:56 Kommissar Mandar I like how that dude in wizzy wanted to be a girl 15:57 Daisy Kay a straight girl can be butch. A straight boy can be effeminate. 15:57 Kommissar Mandar and you just...had it happen 15:57 Daisy Kay haha yeah 15:57 Ricky 15:58 Kommissar Mandar A girl who dresses 'girly' can be butch 15:58 Like 15:59 No one could understand me as a child 15:59 Blonde, dolled up, into princesses...and writing stories where people got their spines ripped out. 16:00 Daisy Kay A straight girl with short hair, loose flannel, muscles 16:00 Kommissar Mandar I liked barbie and mortal kombat 16:00 Daisy Kay I believe that's every girl, honestly. I think the pink doll girls are a minority. Most girls are either into hardcore or, even more likely, a mixture of all things. 16:01 When I was growin up my friends were NOTHING like the girls on tv. 16:02 Kommissar Mandar My sister was like the girls on TV 16:02 Daisy Kay and this is how Lauren and Jaylen are 16:02 Kommissar Mandar They're fucking adorable 16:03 I hope I get to meet them 16:03 Daisy Kay they love their ponies and princesses but also enjoy zombies and hardcore video games. 16:03 Kommissar Mandar that's how my one friend was who lived across the street 16:03 Daisy Kay Children should be allowed a choice. 16:03 Kommissar Mandar I agree 16:04 Except with guns... 16:04 Daisy Kay Plenty of boys would love to play with toys that are houses and dolls and female figures 16:04 Kommissar Mandar Don't give a 7 year old a gun... 16:04 Daisy Kay but they're told they are not allowed 16:04 Kommissar Mandar I saw this happen at a shooting range once 16:04 Daisy Kay boo 16:04 Kommissar Mandar She dropped it...loaded 16:05 But in all seriousness 16:05 It's like that one comic of yours 16:05 "stuff is just stuff" 16:05 That's the way I feel 16:06 heh 16:06 it reminds me 16:06 The day everyone in the Keansburg crew admitted 16:06 "We all wanted Sky Dancers...." 16:06 alright 16:13 I'm gonna hit up Path Mark 16:13 get this crap right this time 16:14 Daisy Kay mark your path 16:14 *gentle hug around your neck* 16:15 Kommissar Mandar aww 16:15 *nuzzles your chest* 16:15 Daisy Kay maybe not a gun, but giving a sword to a little girl is fine. 16:18 Kommissar Mandar I got my first sword at 14 17:27 I got this whitening kit 17:28 3 shades whiter in one hour 17:28 I'm just gonna sleep with it on 17:28 Daisy Kay whaaat 17:28 no don't do that 17:28 Kommissar Mandar Why? 17:28 I don't wanna have to not use my mouth for an hour 17:28 consciously 17:28 Daisy Kay you could swallow it. 17:29 it's not safe. 17:29 Kommissar Mandar alright 17:29 I won't sleep with it 17:29 Daisy Kay sorry I fret 17:29 I'm a mother at heart. 17:29 Kommissar Mandar If you didn't fret, you wouldn't care 17:29 Daisy Kay I wanna protect 17:29 Kommissar Mandar I'd rather have you fret 17:29 Daisy Kay haha c: 17:29 now see, if it was the dissolving kind that would be another story 17:30 Kommissar Mandar naw 17:30 it's a tray 17:30 I'm not expecting a miracle but any improvement would make me happy 17:31 Daisy Kay do whatever you want as long as it's safe. 17:33 Kommissar Mandar aw, it's safe 17:34 Daisy Kay I'm no longer using the hair bleach. 17:34 Kommissar Mandar Hair bleach is the worst thing for you 17:34 just ruins your hair 17:34 Daisy Kay Every time I did I would feel my eyes water. 17:34 I WANT to ruin my hair 17:34 my terminal hair. 17:34 Kommissar Mandar I soooo wish I had never done that 17:34 Daisy Kay I want my head hair to be safe. 17:34 Kommissar Mandar What exactly are you trying to do? 17:35 Terminal hair? 17:35 Daisy Kay Trying to get patches of facial and body hair to be more like peach fuzz. 17:35 Kommissar Mandar ooooh 17:35 yeah bleach is no good for you 17:35 Daisy Kay too dark. Too red. It's called "terminal" when the hair does not change color or grows back quickly. 17:36 Kommissar Mandar Anything that burns you that hard can't be good for you lol 17:36 that's all my body hair 17:36 that's why I have to shave daily 17:36 I wish I could just...make it stop 17:38 but I'm sure that costs more than I'm willing to spend 17:38 Daisy Kay I would love to 17:38 put my hand... on your stubble. 17:38 Kommissar Mandar plus I already decided 17:38 Daisy Kay rub my face on it. 17:38 Kommissar Mandar well...I wouldn't stop you 17:38 Daisy Kay Feel the prickly sensation of your leg on my face. 17:38 Kommissar Mandar all I'd have to do is not shave for like 2 days 17:39 I'd love to feel your nice smooth face on my leg 17:39 You're welcome to it 17:40 Daisy Kay I'd like to take care of you 17:41 Kommissar Mandar You can...do anything you like to me, really. 17:41 I want you to take care of me 17:41 I've never been taken care of 17:42 Daisy Kay dress you up, give you a bubble bath 17:42 feed ya little sandwich wraps or grilled chicken 17:42 Kommissar Mandar That sounds...incredible 17:42 I want that. 17:43 What would you dress me up in? 17:43 Daisy Kay haha *blush.* I just wanna pamper you sometimes. You're adorable. 17:44 Kommissar Mandar aww : 3 17:45 You're making me blush, for real 17:45 Will you hold me? 17:46 Daisy Kay Yeah. 17:46 Kommissar Mandar I really love just...being held. 17:47 Daisy Kay me too. 17:48 Kommissar Mandar What else would you like to do with me? 17:48 Daisy Kay I like really 17:48 soft stuff. 17:48 Kommissar Mandar My boobs are soft 17:48 Daisy Kay hehe 17:48 Kommissar Mandar You could rest in them 17:48 Daisy Kay I just mean, not too much into straight up intercourse, but 17:49 you ever lie in bed with someone 17:49 masturbating next to them 17:49 Kommissar Mandar I've never done that, but I want to 17:50 Daisy Kay touching yourself, sometimes touching them back 17:50 looking at each other now and then. 17:50 Kommissar Mandar I honestly like foreplay better than intercourse... 17:50 Daisy Kay yeah. 17:50 Kommissar Mandar just touching.... 17:50 playing together 17:50 Daisy Kay all that touching and licking and kissing 17:51 Kommissar Mandar It's better, really 17:51 Daisy Kay sucking on the nipples 17:51 Kommissar Mandar You don't know how that gets me.... 17:51 Daisy Kay I haven't met a single one that didn't like it. 17:52 and it's great, because I love doing that. 17:52 Kommissar Mandar Well again...I would not stop you 17:53 Daisy Kay though you're the first person I have ever known with pierced nipples. 17:53 I mean, 17:53 Kommissar Mandar Really? 17:53 Daisy Kay known like that 17:53 Kommissar Mandar I actually had to do it 17:53 Daisy Kay yes? 17:53 Kommissar Mandar Because I have inverted nipples 17:53 So I had to pierce them to make them look normal 17:53 I think you'll like it 17:54 Daisy Kay aw. 17:54 Kommissar Mandar I keep the rings simple 17:54 not too much glits and extra metal 17:54 Daisy Kay I have seen them like that too 17:54 Kommissar Mandar I didn't like it 17:54 Daisy Kay it's your choice. 17:54 Kommissar Mandar I wanted more aesthetically pleasing nipples lol 17:54 Daisy Kay I think too often someone goes "aw why did you do that just be happy with how you are!" Oh my god shut up, you don't get to decide for them 17:55 Kommissar Mandar Do what you want to your body 17:55 its yours 17:55 Daisy Kay Yeah 17:56 Kommissar Mandar But um...where do you like to be licked? 17:56 Daisy Kay no one gets to tell you what you do to your body. As long as it doesn't harm you just do whatever you like 17:56 heh heh *blushes* I dunno... I'm a mystery... 17:57 Kommissar Mandar I like it basically anywhere 17:57 Daisy Kay yeah 17:58 Kommissar Mandar Is there anything that triggers you? 17:58 Daisy Kay I don't think so. 17:58 Kommissar Mandar I just never want to do anything that brings back any bad memories 17:58 Daisy Kay trust me, you can't 17:58 Kommissar Mandar That's good =) 17:59 Daisy Kay You're not a giant man. 17:59 Kommissar Mandar I'm glad for that lol 17:59 Daisy Kay I'm 17:59 I think that men are cute and all, but only certain types 18:00 and even then it's hard for me to trust them 18:00 I got messed up bad. 18:00 Kommissar Mandar I know. 18:00 I don't know what you went through personally, I never will 18:01 But I know how it feels to be afraid to come home every night 18:01 because someone doesn't understand what "no" means 18:01 Daisy Kay Well then I think you at least have some idea 18:02 but 18:02 Kommissar Mandar Everyone's experience is subjective 18:02 Daisy Kay I'm glad you didn't just 18:02 yeah 18:02 You know how it is probably to have someone go "I know what that's like." 18:02 Kommissar Mandar but this guy...he would shove his hands down my shorts and just have his way 18:02 Daisy Kay Yeah 18:02 Kommissar Mandar I do 18:03 Daisy Kay I was not scratched, even a little 18:03 He was too careful. 18:03 I just had to suck his dick, get cummed on, and forced to shower right away 18:03 Kommissar Mandar Jesus 18:03 Daisy Kay *winces* 18:03 bleh 18:03 Kommissar Mandar If the guy wasn't already dead probably 18:03 Daisy Kay BUT ENOUGH OF THAT 18:04 Kommissar Mandar I'd have him taken care of 18:04 Daisy Kay ha ha 18:04 Kommissar Mandar I'm serious. 18:04 I trust you though 18:04 I trust you completely 18:04 Daisy Kay *the young prissy prince bows gently* thank you my queen. 18:04 My what a lovely sword you have 18:04 Kommissar Mandar And I will never do anything to hurt you 18:04 You know that right? 18:04 Daisy Kay Does it have a name 18:04 Kommissar Mandar I'll never take a picture of you 18:04 heh 18:05 The Keansburg Kleaver 18:05 Daisy Kay c: 18:05 Kommissar Mandar I'll never speak of what we do to anyone 18:05 Daisy Kay I like wussy princes for some reason. 18:05 Little whiners 18:06 Kommissar Mandar You'd love Prince Joffrey from Game of Thrones 18:06 Daisy Kay protective queens 18:06 Kommissar Mandar Both a wuss and a sadist at the same time 18:06 Daisy Kay Well maybe if he wasn't such a dick 18:06 Kommissar Mandar I like evil queens better than princesses 18:06 Daisy Kay if he was just a crybaby and not a dick. 18:07 Kommissar Mandar I find that crybabyness and dickishness often go hand in hand 18:07 Daisy Kay *A tiny little Daisy girl holds a sword to your crotch.* Beg for mercy, little boy. 18:08 Kommissar Mandar In every dick, there is often a wailing crybaby 18:08 Daisy Kay *throws her hair back and laughs up at you.* 18:08 Man I have so many revenge fantasies 18:08 involving bigger men 18:08 Kommissar Mandar All I write about are brutal deaths 18:09 lets compare 18:09 give me some inspiration 18:09 Daisy Kay nah 18:10 my men just cower and soil their pants and then I treat them like big babies. 18:10 Kommissar Mandar haha 18:10 Daisy Kay non-literal emasculation. 18:10 Kommissar Mandar I've done that...metaphorically to men 18:10 Daisy Kay yeah 18:10 Kommissar Mandar oh, my emasculation was very literal 18:10 Daisy Kay gulp! 18:11 you cut off their balls? 18:11 Kommissar Mandar I like to say I've won two fights 18:11 I wish 18:11 Daisy Kay that's what I meant by 18:11 non-literal 18:11 haha 18:11 Kommissar Mandar I did it in spirit 18:11 You can cut off a man's balls without cutting off his balls 18:11 Daisy Kay the emotional kind of emasculation. 18:11 ~ 18:11 Kommissar Mandar that's what I did 18:12 Daisy Kay I like 18:12 emotional torture. 18:12 physcological abuse. 18:12 Kommissar Mandar heh 18:12 Daisy Kay spanking is nice though. 18:12 Kommissar Mandar I dared a murderer to kill me once. 18:12 As you can see, I won that bluff 18:13 One of my exes killed a man 18:13 Daisy Kay well I don't dare anyone to stab me knowing very well someone will do it if they are crazy enough. 18:13 Kommissar Mandar He was sorry for it, or so he says 18:13 Daisy Kay *rubs their hand* 18:13 Kommissar Mandar I just...do not have fear 18:13 Daisy Kay You can barely see it. 18:13 Kommissar Mandar the scar? 18:13 Daisy Kay yeah, I was so little at the time. 18:13 Kommissar Mandar =( 18:14 I'm sorry to hear that... 18:14 Heh, you're gonna have fun with me if you fret over people 18:15 In all truth and honesty 18:15 I do reckless things...a lot 18:15 I don't even remember what me and that guy were fighting about 18:16 But he stood up and I stood up 18:16 Daisy Kay haha 18:16 Kommissar Mandar And I looked him in the eye 18:16 Daisy Kay I just imagine you dancing on a bridge 18:16 and I'm like "come on baby!" 18:17 "come down, baby!" 18:17 "don't do thaaat" 18:17 Kommissar Mandar And I said "Go ahead, kill me, kill me like you did the homeless man you cocksucker...you'd only be giving me what I want...you don't have the balls to do it...you know you don't..." 18:17 Ah man, he was so close to hitting me 18:17 But he backed down 18:17 Heh, you're imagination isn't far from the truth in some cases 18:18 It's like I say 18:19 'someone up there clearly wants me alive, because by all rights I shouldn't be' 18:19 I think in spirit I'm a big brother 18:21 I'm like...very protective of people I care about 18:21 Daisy Kay You are my big sister. 18:22 Kommissar Mandar : 3 18:22 Some kid threw rocks at my cousin once when we were kids 18:22 I choked that fucker out 18:23 a boy much older than me too 18:23 You're not gonna have any problems with me around 18:24 *kisses your cheek* 18:25 Daisy Kay *sets you in their lap as they animate* 18:36 Kommissar Mandar yaaay *smiles and claps* 18:37 gonna get to watch the magic happen 18:37 Daisy Kay *bounces you on their knee.* 18:59 Kommissar Mandar weee : 3 18:59 Daisy Kay I'm only at episode four here. 19:32 Kommissar Mandar what exactly are you animating? 19:33 Daisy Kay gaming guyz 19:33 Kommissar Mandar ah 19:34 Daisy Kay and watching this show at the same time 19:34 Kommissar Mandar I find having something on in the background helps me focus 19:35 weird how that works 19:35 I'm watching it now 19:39 There is something about rotating hats that gets me every time... 19:40 Daisy Kay It's so much work because I redesigned them and I am making them much more animated. 19:42 Kommissar Mandar I'm sure it'll be worth it 19:42 Daisy Kay *nuzzles the top of your head.* 19:56 Kommissar Mandar mmm *purrs* 19:57 I love my hair and scalp being touched : 3 19:58 like a doggie 19:58 Are all the voices yours edited? 19:59 Daisy Kay no. I don't do many voices, but when I do you can usually tell which ones are pitched downward and which ones are not even me. Well, I dunno, I can tell which voices aren't me anyway 20:02 Kommissar Mandar I can tell you did the google glass voice 20:03 Daisy Kay it sounds so weeeeird though? 20:04 I just don't have a very deep voice 20:05 Kommissar Mandar Well it sounds weird because you don't sound that way in real life 20:05 Daisy Kay so when it's pitched down it sounds so alien to me. 20:05 Kommissar Mandar I would play around in Sony Vegas and do the same thing to my voice just for shits n giggles 20:06 Daisy Kay I mean 20:06 Kommissar Mandar it is really weird hearing your own voice pitched down 20:06 Daisy Kay https://vine.co/v/Melw9iKlhEi 20:06 There's no... modules or whatever that's just 20:06 no effects haha 20:06 I usually don't let people hear it like that 20:07 haha 20:07 Kommissar Mandar I will be perfectly honest 20:07 Before I really knew about you 20:07 I did not think your voice was real 20:07 I thought 'hey this guy makes a cute voice the whole time, that's pretty funny' 20:08 Daisy Kay once in a school play 20:08 I did a character using my real voice 20:08 and people were like "no way..." 20:08 I always mumbled and muttered before 20:08 Kommissar Mandar Well, your voice is very unusual, but in a good way 20:08 very unique 20:09 Very nice to listen to 20:09 I hate my own voice 20:09 In my old office I would have to host webinars and they were recorded 20:10 and I'd be like "oh god is that what I sound like to people...?" 20:10 Daisy Kay I like it. 20:11 I'll just listen to you all night 20:12 Kommissar Mandar aww... 20:12 You'd listen to my Joisy stoner sounding drivel for that long? : 3 20:13 Yeah, I've been told I sound like a stoner 20:15 Daisy Kay you sound found 20:15 Kommissar Mandar though 20:15 I'll never forget 20:15 When I got in my car accident, the first word I said when I stepped out was "duuuuuuuude" 20:16 So I suppose folks are right lol 20:16 oh god this is terrible 21:16 this whitener feels so weird in my mouth 21:16 Daisy Kay sorry 21:50 hi, I came home 21:50 Kommissar Mandar Where'd you go? 21:51 Daisy Kay I was at work but I went home. I was there pretty late today. 21:51 Kommissar Mandar oh wow I thought you were home lol 21:52 *kisses your snoot* 21:54 Daisy Kay *wrinkles snoot* he he 21:55 hello. 21:55 Kommissar Mandar *will you give me a bath, Mama Daisy?* 21:56 Daisy Kay *Your little sister calls from the porch "Amadeus! Mama says to get your butt back inside right now!" The scrawny little girl puts up an intimidating front, even getting on her tippy toes a bit. "Come on, stop being such a child, you need a bath!" She makes sure she's nice and loud so that maybe the neighbors will hear.* 21:59 Kommissar Mandar ((gotta rinse this crap out)) 21:59 *Mamaaaaa not so loud! I don't want them to know you still give me baths...she blushes* 22:03 Daisy Kay *Your little sister giggles. Mama sticks her head out the window "Maddy you listen to your sister! If you were half as mature as her then maybe I wouldn't have to give you baths myself!"* 22:05 Kommissar Mandar *uuuuhg fine! Amadeus comes inside, stomping his feet the entire time* 22:06 Daisy Kay *Your little sister Zinny follows behind you. "bath time for Maddy!" Mama stops you at the door. She spins you around and checks your pants. "Amadeus you are absolutely filthy! How long were you playing outside like this? Hmm?" She tugs you by your arm "Just how old are you?" Zinny is giggling even more, following behind "Maddy's a baby, Maddy's a bay-beee!" she chants.* 22:08 Kommissar Mandar *I'm...14! I can do what I want!* 22:10 *Just...get me in the tub and lets get this overwith...*he tries to sound reluctant but a flush comes over his cheeks* 22:11 Daisy Kay *Mama sighs. She yanks your pants down right in the middle of the kitchen. "Well you're acting like you're FOUR. Just look at this mess!" She looks down at you, letting you stand there with your butt and privates exposed to her and your sister.* 22:11 Kommissar Mandar *MooOOOOM!! the GIRLS are watching!* 22:12 *Amadeus sobs* *Why do you always have to embarass me like this?* 22:13 Daisy Kay *Your little sister is little more than half your age. She grins a toothy grin, knowing all about boys. She stares right at your dirty cock and balls. "Can I give him his bath, Mama? Can I?" Mom smiles and nods at Zinny. Zinny grabs your hand and makes you walk awkwardly with your pants around your ankles. It's difficult to move as you have to make small but quick steps. "Come on, poopypants, time for little boys to get their bath!" She beams proudly.* 22:14 Kommissar Mandar *Moooom noooo* *Amadeus trudges down the hallway, head held down in shame, stumbling over his poop stained pants* 22:17 *Mama Daisy, you can't let the girls wash me! THis is humiliating! I don't want them touching my boy parts* 22:17 Daisy Kay *Zinny smiles broadly across her cute little freckled face. She helps you out of the your pants the rest of the way and tosses your briefs in the trash. She takes some baby wipes from under the skin and clears away the mess from your rear end. "How come ya didn't come inside and use the toilet, Maddy?" your sister asks, looking up at you.* 22:19 Kommissar Mandar *I don't know! It just...happens* *I have trouble controlling it, just stop talking to me about it, okay!* 22:20 Daisy Kay *Zinny grins wickedly. She grabs your cock with her hand and looks up at you "I bet it's because of this. Little boys are such babies!" She giggles. She holds her hand there for a moment, watching you squirm. She lets go and guides you into the bubble bath. "Come on, in ya go. Gotta scrub you up!" She takes a bar of soap and lathers up her hands. Your sisters always seem to love watching you squirm and cry like a big baby.* 22:23 Kommissar Mandar *ZInny!! Don't touch me there!* *Mooom tell her not to!* 22:24 *Maddy is just at the age where his body is beginning to speak for itself, and he closes his legs tightly, trying to hide the stiffness in his cock* 22:25 Daisy Kay *Mama calls from the kitchen "How do you expect to get clean if she can't touch it?" Zinny narrows her eyes a bit and leans forward "yeah, you need to get clean, don'tcha?" She rubs her small hand over your chest and watches your face. She looks down in the water, the soap bubbles obscuring your erection for now, but she knows what's going on down there. She reaches a hand into the water and grabs your shaft, giving it a little tug. "Do you like this or something, Maddy?"* 22:27 Kommissar Mandar *NO I DON'T! NO I DON'T! Maddy cries, but it's no use, his stiff cock betrays him, growing harder with his little sister's strokes* 22:29 *Pleeaaase, Zinny, you shouldn't...* 22:29 Daisy Kay *Zinny licks her teeth a bit. "You fuckin perv. I'm your little sister!" She whispers in your ear. She reaches behind you with her other hand and starts scrubbing your bottom. You feel her fingers rubbing right against your tight butthole. She stares right at your adorable blushing face.* 22:31 Kommissar Mandar *Maddy gasps audibly when Zinny touches his butthole...that's one of his favorite places to be touched...he prays that it escaped his little sister's notice, but he knows he's been caught as he stares up at her smug expression* 22:33 *Zinny could you...touch me there again?* 22:33 *He knows there's no escaping his situation, so he just gives in..* 22:34 Daisy Kay *Zinny feels hot between her legs, her little hairless cunt getting a surge of excitement. She presses her thighs together. She does a better job of hiding her arousal than you. She presses her fingers to your hole and slowly pushes in. She gets a determined look on her face as she fingers your ass. The rest of her hand rubs between your crack. She strokes your dick slowly, wanting to draw out your agony and pleasure.* 22:36 Kommissar Mandar *Maddy just squirms, gasping, completely lost to ecstacy. His cock begins to twitch in her soft, little hand* 22:38 Daisy Kay *Zinny wrinkles her little freckled snoot a bit. She lets out a little happy noise from deep in her throat. She wriggles her fingers around inside you. She leans forward and kisses the side of your face. She hopes her other sister isn't watching her. She's too caught up in the moment to stop now. "Good boy, Maddy. Tell your sister how much you like it..."* 22:40 Kommissar Mandar *I'm sorry, I'm such a dirty, rotten, pervert, but I love it...I love the way it feels...please. don't. stop.* 22:42 *Maddy's cock jerks wildly and sprays hot cum into the tub* 22:43 *semen mixes with bathwater and Maddy breathes heavily* 22:43 Daisy Kay *Zinny licks her lips as she watches the big loads of cum just rise to the surface. "Awww, what a goood boooy!" she coos in your ear. She pulls her fingers out of your butthole quickly. It's a bit surprising. She reaches for the drain and lets the water go down before you get yourself all sticky. She looks at your face. "I hope you never grow out of this." She leans forward and kisses you right on the lips.* 22:45 Kommissar Mandar *Heh, I don't think I ever could* 22:46 *Maddy just lies there, face red half from hot water and half from lust* 22:47 Daisy Kay *Zinny helps you out of the tub and rubs the towel all over your body. She hums softly. "Amadeus, do you remember what Mama said last time... if you had another 'accident,' hmm?" She looks up at you rubbing the towel against your chest. She admires her big brother's beautiful naked body.* 22:48 Kommissar Mandar *No...what did she say?* 22:49 Daisy Kay *Zinny sets the towel on the floor. She points down "Lie down on your back, baby brother." She stares right into your eyes.* 22:51 Kommissar Mandar *....oh..kay...* 22:51 *Maddy does as he's bid, nervous as to what's to come next* 22:52 Daisy Kay *Zinny giggles excitedly, going under the sink. She wiggles her butt behind her and then comes back up, holding a large unfolded pamper. She slides it under your butt. She sprinkles baby powder into her hands and then rubs it into your skin, humming sweetly.* 22:54 Kommissar Mandar *oh come on, I'm 14! I don't need diapers!, Maddy protests, whining* 22:56 Daisy Kay *Zinny looks you in your eyes "but you still poop your pants!" she raises her voice at the end. You hear giggles coming from the hallway. She folds the diaper up between your legs and secures it tightly.* 22:57 Kommissar Mandar *Fiiine...just don't tell anybody..okay?* *Though Maddy will never admit it, he's relieved that he doesn't have to worry about defocating in his pants anymore* 22:58 *He actually kind of likes the way it feels* 22:59 Daisy Kay *Zinny helps you back on your feet and pats your cute padded crotch. She leads you down the hall where your other sister points and laughs. She takes you into the kitchen where Mama is setting the table. "Look, I changed Amadeus's pants too!" Mama smiles "I'm so proud of you Zinnia!" Zinny beams happily and sits at the table next to her pampered big brother.* 23:01 Kommissar Mandar *Quit laughing at me! It's not like I like wearing this thing, okay!* *even though at heart, he does and he knows it* 23:03 Daisy Kay *your other sister teases "baby pants, baby pants!" Zinny turns her snoot up "now now, he can't help it!" she says, pretending to be all mature. This just causes more giggles at the dinner table. Mom leans over your plate and cuts your meat for you. She takes a fork and guides the meat to your mouth "Come on, Amadeus, eat up."* 23:05 Kommissar Mandar *But...he sobs...I'm old enough to feed myself...I'm in eigth grade...* *Maddy knows his pleas will get him nowhere and succumbs to his mommy and sisters, eating the food of the fork in his mommy's hand* 23:07 Daisy Kay *Mama smiles sweetly, wiping your mouth. "When you prove to us that you can behave like a big kid then maybe I'll treat you like one. Open wide!" She shovels more food in your mouth. Zinny eats her food neatly, watching as you get fed by Mama.* 23:09 Kommissar Mandar *As embarassed as Maddy is, being treated like such a big baby in front of his sisters, he does kind of like way mommy feeds him* 23:11 *He continues to eat his food as Mama Daisy feeds him* 23:12 Daisy Kay *Zinny finishes her food "Can we play dress up with Maddy when he's done eating?" Your other sister chimes in "yeah!" Zinny hops from the table and bounces around in the living room. You watch your sisters playing as you get fed the rest of your meal.* 23:13 Kommissar Mandar *Oh come on!! I'm too old to play dress up! And what if they dress me up like a girl again? Please Mama, don't let them do this...* 23:15 *Amadeus looks beseechingly up at his mother, the light blue frilly dress they made him wear the last time fresh in his mind* 23:16 Daisy Kay *Mama grins and pats your butt, pushing you towards the two tiny girls. They take your hands and lead you to the play room. Zinny undresses herself, pulling down her overalls and lifting up her shirt until she's only in her undies. She puts on a pink fairy princess dress. "I'm your faaaairy godmother!" she says in a sing-songy voice, "What kind of outfit would you like to wear to the ball?" It seems like she's giving you a choice.* 23:18 Kommissar Mandar *Can't I just wear pants and a T-shirt?* 23:20 *Maddy knows there's no way they'll let him wear anything regular* 23:21 Daisy Kay *"Sissy, get the prince some pantalooons!" Zinny says all goofy. The girls pull some tights over your legs and up around your waist. It looks a little silly with the bulk just buldging out around your butt and crotch. Zinny then pulls a fancy top on you. It's not girl clothes, but it is very frilly around the cuffs and chest. "Ah, what a handsome prince you are now." Your little sister extends her hand "May I hove this donce?"* 23:23 Kommissar Mandar *I look so stupid!! Why do you always want to embarass me?* 23:25 *I don't wanna dance!* 23:25 *As old as Amadeus tries to act, he whines like a baby whenever he gets upset* 23:26 Daisy Kay *Zinny looks up at you, blushing "You don't look stupid, you look cute... I mean... handsome." She gives you an honest smile. She extends her arms again.* 23:26 Kommissar Mandar *Maddy actually feels quite flattered by his sister's complement, even though he still feels ridiculous in these clothes. With a sigh, he takes his sister's hand and follows her lead* 23:28 Daisy Kay *The smaller girl puts her head on your chest as she holds your hand. Her other hand reaches behind you and is placed firmly on your butt. She dances slowly as your other sister plays some cutesy song on a kiddie-size 45 player.* 23:30 Kommissar Mandar *Maddy moans slightly at his sister's touch..he loves his rear end being played with so much that he can't hide his obvious pleasure. His heart starts to pound and he hopes his little sister doesn't notice* 23:33 Daisy Kay *Zinny looks up at you with dreamy green eyes. She's clearly having fun playing with her big brother, glad he's not out hanging with other kids his age, just staying hom and playing with her. You have to go to the bathroom again, only this time you can feel it coming. Zinny notices you squirming and she can even feel your erection poking against her through the layers of pampers. "What's the matter, young prince?"* 23:36 Kommissar Mandar *I...I have to go to the bathroom..* 23:37 Daisy Kay *Zinny tucks her lips in and tries to hide her obvious joy. "Well, are you going to try and make it to the royal potty, ooor..." she trails off, looking into your eyes.* 23:38 Kommissar Mandar *I'll try but...I really have to go bad, it just hit me* 23:39 *Maddy releases his sister's hand and makes for the bathroom...but trips over his own feet, shitting himself in the process* 23:40 Daisy Kay *Zinny rubs her thighs together, looking at your pained expression. She enjoys seeing you struggle with this simple task. She follows behind you and watches as you fall over "Oh! Maddy, are you alright?"* 23:40 Kommissar Mandar *He simply lays there on the floor, feeling his diaper fill* 23:41 *I'm okay but...he looks with tears brimming in his eyes at the mess he's made of his pampers..* 23:41 *I'll never be able to use the bathroom like an adult* 23:41 Daisy Kay *Zinny rushes up to you. She pats the seat of your pampers. "Hey, that's why you got these on..." She pulls off your tights and sets them aside. She inspects your diaper. "It's okay. See? If you were still in boy boy undies this would be a lot messier." She pulls your arm, "Come on, let's play some games!" She pulls you back into the play room.* 23:43 Kommissar Mandar *Maddy sniffles, smiling at his sister's comforting words. Okay.* 23:44 Daisy Kay *Zinny looks around. She makes sure we're all alone. "Here... this'll make you feel better..." She hums a little tune and starts lifting up her dress. Slowly she raises it above her head, showing her smooth chest and little panties to you. She sways her hips side to side.* 23:46 ((he he *blushes* I can't think of where else to go. I just had so much fun teasing you *licks your cheek*)) 23:46 Kommissar Mandar ((mmm *falls sleepily into your arms*)) 23:48 Daisy Kay *rubs your butt* 23:49 Kommissar Mandar ((I like the way you tease me)) 23:49 *purrs* 23:49 Daisy Kay *gets an evil look, pressing her hand hard against your rump.* 23:49 *licks your ear. "You're a naughty little boy..."* 23:49 Kommissar Mandar ((I really cannot resist being touched there...in and around)) 23:49 *what do you do to naughty little boys...?* 23:50 Daisy Kay *leans down and rubs her face against your crotch.* 23:52 Kommissar Mandar *mmm...what are...what are you going to do, sis? Maddy asks as he becomes stiff again.* 23:54 Daisy Kay *She keeps rubbing her face between your legs, feeling your erection even through the layers of padding. "Mmm. You're such a dirty boy, aren't you?"* 23:56 Kommissar Mandar *I know...I'm a pervert...but I can't help it..* 23:57 *I love the way you touch me down there* 23:57 Daisy Kay *Lets out a strained whimper, feeling her crotch get all warm and sticky. She collpases on top of you and tries to catch her breath.* 23:58 Friday, 23. May 2014 Kommissar Mandar *Maddy reaches her hand down and feels his sister's wetness* 00:00 *I guess I'm not the only one who's a pervert, hiuh sis?* 00:00 Daisy Kay *licks your face, smiling. "At least I'm not a baby."* 00:01 Kommissar Mandar *Being a baby...has it's perks..* 00:02 *Maddy lowers his head and begins to suck on his sister's small, tender nipple* 00:03 Daisy Kay *Shivers a bit as you hold her little nipple up to your mouth. "ah! Stop, you'll get me going again!"* 00:04 Kommissar Mandar *Maddy ignores his sister's plea and sucks even harder, grazing her tiny nipple with his large teeth* 00:04 *He quickly whips his head back and starts on the other one, taking it deep into his mouth* 00:06 *slowly, he rakes his nails, very long for a boy's, up his sister's thigh* 00:10 Daisy Kay *sighs and gives you a minty kiss* 00:11 Kommissar Mandar *slips tongue into your mouth* 00:12 Daisy Kay *nuzzles snoots with you 00:12 Kommissar Mandar *rests her head in the crook of your neck* 00:14 Daisy Kay *rubs your back* Aww. Cutie. 00:16 Kommissar Mandar *purrs* 00:17 Daisy Kay *gently drums on your back* 00:20 sleepy bee. 00:21 Kommissar Mandar *that feels so nice...* 00:21 *curls up against you* 00:21 Daisy Kay *pet pet* 10:04 Kommissar Mandar Oh hullo 10:04 *curls up at your feet* 10:04 Daisy Kay My tummy hurts. 10:04 Kommissar Mandar aww 10:05 *throws a blanket over you and cuddles you up* 10:05 what'd you eat? 10:05 Daisy Kay Same stuff I just feel anxiety... welp... *sits at desk and gets to work* 10:06 Kommissar Mandar aw, over anything in paticular? 10:06 Daisy Kay ehhhh 10:08 Kommissar Mandar *massages your shoulders* 10:10 I gotta bake a cake for my stepmom's birthday party 10:13 lets see if I can't fuck up a box cake 10:13 Daisy Kay I am sure you wont. 10:14 Kommissar Mandar heh, we'll see 10:16 Are you okay? =( 12:25 Daisy Kay Yeah. 12:26 I'm okay now. 12:26 Kommissar Mandar Who's face do I need to scar up? 12:26 (kidding) 12:26 Daisy Kay no one, don't worry. 12:26 *pet pet* 12:26 Kommissar Mandar *sits on your lap* 12:27 Daisy Kay *bounces you in his lap* hello, little lady. 12:27 Kommissar Mandar I don't like seeing you upset =( 12:27 How's work going? 12:28 Daisy Kay slowly. I'm a little hungry. 12:29 Also, I'm watchin a blonde guy get a golden crown. 12:29 Kommissar Mandar In...real life? 12:29 (I hope) 12:29 Daisy Kay it was molten gold. 12:30 "crown" is another word for head so technically he got a golden crown. 12:31 Kommissar Mandar I'm not even sure what to picture lol 12:31 Daisy Kay Gold head, not a very effective bond villain. 12:31 Kommissar Mandar Gold Headroom 12:32 Daisy Kay I told you I started watchin the Thrown Games in the background. 12:32 Kommissar Mandar wow 12:32 It took me 2 days to get that joke 12:32 I'm fucking slipping 12:32 I had no idea what you were watching yesterday lol 12:32 Daisy Kay king chairs 12:35 Kommissar Mandar I can feel the joke...flying over my head...as it shits on my face like a seagull... 12:35 Daisy Kay I should force myself to eat. 12:35 Kommissar Mandar the dude getting goldheaded is beautiful 12:35 have a yogurt 12:35 that's what I always do when I don't want to eat, but I want my stomach to stop eating itself 12:36 which is a lot 12:38 *hugs you from behind* 13:11 Daisy Kay How'd you get back there? 13:12 Kommissar Mandar Because I'm that street. *Slowly tilts hat backwards* 13:15 Daisy Kay *leans forward, crosses his legs.* 13:16 Kommissar Mandar *kisses your eyebrows* 13:19 Daisy Kay *looks up with glistening hazel eyes.* 13:20 Kommissar Mandar *hides her face behind her hands and giggles* 13:21 Daisy Kay *wipes his eyes a bit and puts on a little smile* 13:22 Kommissar Mandar *sits on your lap and snuggles up against your chest* 13:24 You shouldn't force yourself to eat 13:25 You'll get sick =( 13:25 Daisy Kay I had a sandwich. I managed to choke it down. If I do not get more than 1500 calories I get sicker. 13:25 Ideally I should be eating 1800-2000 a day. 13:26 but when I am stressed I don't eat, and that is far more dangerous. 13:26 Kommissar Mandar keep crackers on your desk 13:27 Daisy Kay I have wheat thins. 13:28 Kommissar Mandar I never eat the way I should... 13:28 Daisy Kay I am trying to breath... slow... 13:28 Kommissar Mandar What's stressing you? =( 13:29 Just work stuff? 13:29 Daisy Kay it's just stuff in general. 13:30 I'll always tell you 13:30 Kommissar Mandar Aw, you don't have to if you don't want to 13:31 I just like to help where I can, if I can 13:31 Imma go dry my hair and make this cake happen 13:33 *kisses you on the forehead* 13:33 Daisy Kay I'm done work and I'm home. 18:31 Kommissar Mandar eeyyyy 18:32 How are you? 18:32 Daisy Kay airing out in front of the fan 18:32 Kommissar Mandar Is it that hot there? 18:33 Daisy Kay no? 18:34 I was just jogging home. 18:34 Kommissar Mandar oh wow 18:34 I can jog...a block maybe 18:34 Or maybe more, I don't know 18:34 it's been a while since I jogged anywhere 18:35 My stamina ain't great 18:35 I can drive you to work, if you like 18:36 Daisy Kay I loooove walking 18:37 that's why I walk. 18:37 Kommissar Mandar I getcha 18:38 I used to have a job in walking distance, and I swore to myself I'd start walking to work....but only did it about once 18:39 I just could not gather up that kind of energy in the morning 18:39 I'm dicking around in MS paint now 18:40 Daisy Kay You should use the pencil tool 18:42 That way when you do a flood-fill you wont get any aliasing 18:43 Kommissar Mandar really? 18:43 Daisy Kay If your computer wasn't so busted I would send you PaintTool SAI. 18:43 Kommissar Mandar yeah, I hate that shit 18:43 Daisy Kay You could really learn some neat tricks with it. 18:44 well... I'll just install it when you're here. 18:44 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, I'm gonna try and do what I can with the computer before I leave 18:44 or just say fuck it and factory reset it like I always do lol 18:45 My mom fixed it up last time but I really don't feel like driving to Long Island 18:45 Daisy Kay I like to fix. 18:47 Kommissar Mandar Really? 18:49 hah, you should see this thing 18:49 just pop ups and toolbars everywhere 18:49 shit just starts downloading of its own accord 18:49 Daisy Kay I wonder if I have anymore anti-virus licenses left 18:50 Kommissar Mandar I've got viruses 18:50 spyware 18:50 malware 18:50 this always happens 18:51 Daisy Kay someone sure does like her porno 18:51 it's okay, I can fix it. 18:51 Kommissar Mandar ooooh ye 18:51 heh 18:51 Mostly the problem is torrents and ROMs 18:51 Daisy Kay I have the know-how 18:52 Kommissar Mandar I remember when I was complaining that the comp was so broken that I couldn't play TF2 18:52 my buddy just says "You traded the ability to play TF2 for a Phillips CDi emulator...how do you feel?" 18:53 Daisy Kay my home computer does not play games. 18:53 I could try, but, it's not just not as powerful as my old machine that died. 18:54 Kommissar Mandar The laptop I have is actually pretty good 18:56 I just kill things 18:56 I can't complain about a machine that has an entire beer spilt on it...and survives somehow 18:58 the only thing wrong with it is that the screen flickers, that's why I have an extra monitor for it 18:59 but other than that...it survived lol 18:59 Daisy Kay *stretches and kicks his legs* 19:00 Kommissar Mandar *massages your tired legs* 19:01 Daisy Kay *grabs you and pulls you into a hug and cuddles you like a teddybear.* 19:02 Kommissar Mandar aww 19:03 I like bear hugs 19:04 *snuggles up* 19:04 Daisy Kay *rubs hardness against you* 19:05 Kommissar Mandar oh my... 19:06 *snuggles butt against your hardness, wiggling around* 19:07 Daisy Kay hrmm. *thinks* 19:08 Kommissar Mandar watcha thinkin bout? : 3 19:09 Daisy Kay pathetic boys 19:11 Kommissar Mandar pffft 19:12 I've known my share of them 19:12 I'm actually kind of irked 19:13 Daisy Kay they're only cute in our imaginations. 19:13 what happened? 19:13 Kommissar Mandar nothing, really 19:13 My neighbor showed me this comic...it wasn't that bad 19:13 but it was like 19:13 one of those "girl uses her body to get out of a traffic ticket" type things 19:14 It takes A LOT to offend me 19:14 but...I've been the butt of that joke many times 19:15 The boy I had living under my roof had once told me "You'd be absolutely nowhere if it wasn't for your tits." 19:16 Daisy Kay when a guy makes a joke like that I seriously think he wants to be a hot chick. 19:16 but he has no idea how hard it is 19:16 Kommissar Mandar Heh, with my neighbor it wouldn't surprise me 19:16 When that son of a bitch said that line to me 19:17 Daisy Kay You're so lucky you have boobs and a nice ass I wish I had boobs and a nice ass then I could get away with anything 19:17 Kommissar Mandar There have been few times in my life I've felt that kind of rage 19:17 Daisy Kay It's not something that can be turned off or on. 19:18 Kommissar Mandar This came from a little unemployed boy who I was basically taking care of, him and his friend so his friend wouldn't starve 19:18 Daisy Kay your boobs and butt are with you always, which means you can't just use them to get your way... 19:18 you also have to put up with creeps... weirdos... stalkers... 19:19 and guys that think you're either a bitch or a slut. 19:19 Kommissar Mandar Oh...I'm the craziest bitchiest whoriest slut in Keansburg 19:19 anyone will tell you 19:19 I am the craziest though 19:19 Daisy Kay so yeah, I am sick and tired of this attitude that "hot girls" have it "easy." 19:19 Kommissar Mandar Especially when they work hard and have to put up with unimaginable shit and their looks have nothing to do with anything 19:20 I won't even repeat what I said to him 19:21 But I brought him to tears that day 19:21 That's another one I always dared to hit me 19:21 I just told him "go ahead...leave nice big marks all over my face. Watch me and my family end you afterwards..." 19:22 He never did 19:23 I can stare a person down pretty well 19:23 I'll bet you can too 19:24 You have very striking eyes. 19:24 Daisy Kay *nuzzles the top of your head* 19:24 Anyway, I meant pathetic boys as in the cute kind, the fun to control kind. 19:25 Kommissar Mandar heh, I don't think I've ever seen one of those in real life 19:26 But, they're fun to play with 19:26 Daisy Kay They don't exist. 19:26 Kommissar Mandar No, no they don't. 19:26 Daisy Kay *Daisy plays with his pitiful wiener.* 19:27 Kommissar Mandar *I'd call your wiener anything but pitiful = P* 19:27 *strokes* 19:27 Daisy Kay ~ 19:30 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy is used to her brother's antics...she knows he may very well be in there, but lets him think that he's gone unnoticed...this should be entertaining* 19:32 Daisy Kay ? 19:35 Kommissar Mandar *As hard as you try to contain yourself a soft whimper escapes your lips...Mandy stares directly into your eyes, smirking knowingly, but not alerting the other girls.* 19:37 Daisy Kay ??? 19:39 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy says nothing but one of the girls scrunches her nose and cries out..."Eww! What's that smell!"..they all turn their eyes to the closet...Mandy rises to her feet and begins striding to the closet door. You know the game is up.* 19:42 *Mandy smiles slyly and opens the door...revealing your shame to everyone* 19:42 Daisy Kay oh~ 19:45 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy claps her hands and directs the crowd's attention to her. "Girls...what do we do with little babies that can't control their bowels?"* 19:47 *The girls all look to one another, each one grining more menacingly than the last. "Diaper the baby!", Mandy shouts. All the girls chime in, chanting louder and louder "Diaper the baby! Diaper the baby! Diaper the baby!"* 19:49 Daisy Kay t 19:51 Kommissar Mandar *Promises of a pathetic baby boy mean nothing to me...* 19:53 *Mandy unceremoniously rips the crying boy's pants off, dragging him along and giving him a rug burn in the process* 19:55 Daisy Kay ~ 19:57 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy, not satisfied enough with the abject humiliation the boy is in, believes he deserves a more severe punishment...* 19:59 *Without warning, Mandy lunges forward and straddles the sobbing boy, placing her hands around his throat..* 20:00 Daisy Kay ~ 20:01 ((ooh, you're having fun! *blushes and smiles*)) 20:01 Kommissar Mandar ((Ye : 3, I have never been the choker, always the chokee, but I wanted to try something new...)) 20:02 *Mandy tightens her grip around Daisy's throat, tears begin to stream down his cheeks and his chest begins to heave..* 20:03 Daisy Kay *Daisy tries to say something "muh... muh..." his voice is too strained though. His face starts turning red and you feel his pulse just throbbing against your fingers. Despite the choking his little dick still points upwards, twitching. " He grips your wrists and tries to pull you away, his face becoming damp with tears.* 20:04 Kommissar Mandar *You like this you little perverted imp, don't you? You like a girl having all the control. Mandy releases her grip on Daisy's throat ever so slightly and a harrowing trickle of air enters his lungs...just enough to keep him conscious so he can experience every second of this torture..* 20:07 Daisy Kay *Daisy breaths softly, savoring what little air he can get. The other girls look surprised, but they stare on with great interest, watching as the boy gets choked. Daisy is still holding your wrists. He tries to move your arms so he can make a break for it but you just choke him tighter. His eyes go wide "ma... an... dee..." he says nearly breathlessly as you force all your weight on him.* 20:10 Kommissar Mandar *All of a sudden, Mandy removes one of her hands, but still maintains a tight grip on Daisy's neck. With one hand she chokes th e boy and with the other she removes her pants..* 20:13 *Daisy raises her tear-filled hazel eyes at Mandy, half in agony half in confusion* 20:14 Daisy Kay ~~~ 20:15 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy smirks at the boy.."this is what you want, isn't it, you little sick fuck?" She begins to rub her moist clit up and down the shaft of the boy's pathetic little cock* 20:17 Daisy Kay ~! 20:19 Kommissar Mandar *"You listen here boy, I make the rules around here...you better never forget it." And with that Mandy skewers herself onto Daisy's cock in one fluid motion. If Daisy's throat wasn't so constricted he would scream out loud at the sensation of Mandy's tight vag on his cock...* 20:22 Daisy Kay *You can hear the air just wheezing out of him as you shove his cock into your tight cunt. You feel it throbbing inside of you, surrounded by your tight walls. "a-a-h-h~" the faint noise escapes his throat. He finally gets the courage to touch your hips, pushing you down against his larger body.* 20:24 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy gives a powerful shove to his throat and Daisy's skull hits the wall with a sickening crack. "Keep you hands to yourself...I'm only going to tell you that once." Mandy tightens her grip on the boy's throat and bucks her hips wildly. You're amazed at how she can control the muscles in her pussy to make it tighten..* 20:28 Daisy Kay *Daisy tears up. He would be crying if he could, but hardly any sound comes from his mouth. His eyes well up with tears and now you're too blurry to see. All he can do is feel you. He lets his arms lay limp beside his head as you molest his larger body. Pre starts to squirt inside you as he gets closer.* 20:29 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy releases her grip some, letting him get just enough air to stay with her. She tightens her vag even further, feeling his cock jerk and twitch inside her* 20:31 *Just as quickly, she tightens her grasp around the boy's neck...the boy feels half agony half ecstacy as he nears completion.* 20:32 Daisy Kay *You feel his creamy cum just filling you inside as you send him over the edge. He nearly passes out from all the excitement. His cock throbs and his balls rise up. He moves his neck a bit but then jjust comes down onto the floor hard. His mouth hangs open. His dick slowly goes limp and begins to slide out of you. His eyes roll to the back.* 20:34 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy loves the sensation of being filled up with his seed so much that she forgets to give the boy air. His limp body slides over and he lays prone on the floor. Mandy, suddenly stricken with worry at what she's done bends over him, putting her fingers on the pulse-point at his throat...He's still alive but out for the count...* 20:38 *Gently, she carries him to the bathroom. She had still better diaper the boy, just in case he wets his bed while unconscious* 20:39 Daisy Kay ! 20:40 Kommissar Mandar *She sets the limp boy on the toilet and picks out a fresh pair of pampers for him. Gently, she fastens the diaper on his bottom.* 20:43 Daisy Kay *blushes* 20:43 Kommissar Mandar *She's relieved to hear his breathing start to become more regular as she pulls a pair of pants over the plush diaper. If Daisy were conscious, he'd be so humiliated at the prospect of his sister dressing him as if he were a toddler in front of a group of onlooking girls* 20:44 Daisy Kay *leans forward and gently kisses you* 20:45 Did you like the choking part? I tried to be nice and realistic for you. 20:45 Kommissar Mandar Heh, I always like the idea of it. It's hard to be the one doing the choking, I could never hurt you. 20:47 I wouldn't mind being choked in real life, but I know its not safe 20:48 Daisy Kay but I like seeing you have fun and 20:48 I just imagine you squirming there 20:48 Kommissar Mandar It's incredibly hot... 20:49 heh 20:49 even if its pretend its hard for me to imagine you in pain, but I know that you like it : 3 20:51 I always picture your pretty hazel eyes... 20:51 Daisy Kay Well I'm not into choking but I do like spanking and hitting and other stuff 20:51 Kommissar Mandar I love to be spanked... 20:52 You can go as hard as you want on me...I really do like pain 20:52 Daisy Kay I will spank you. 20:52 over my knee 20:52 Kommissar Mandar that sounds...incredible.. *blushes* 20:52 I'll bet you can do it so hard, too... 20:53 Daisy Kay *yawns* I took an advil PM just an hour ago... 20:54 Kommissar Mandar aww, are you sleepy? 20:54 Daisy Kay just a bit... 20:56 Kommissar Mandar *puts a blanket around you and lays your head against her chest* 20:57 I found season one of Salute Your Shorts on youtube 20:59 So I'll probably fall asleep to that lol 20:59 Daisy Kay *invades the boy's cabin and takes control of it and even hoists a flag that says "girl power" with a pink skull and crossbones on it.* 21:00 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy is the obnoxious red headed mullet kid. "Nuuuuu"* 21:02 *You're dead!* 21:02 *gives you a wedgie* 21:03 Daisy Kay you're toast, kids 21:03 Kommissar Mandar It makes me want to fart. 21:04 *gives you a noogie* 21:07 Daisy Kay it's I hope we never part now get it right or pay the price 21:08 Kommissar Mandar no lie, my buddy talks to this goon who's a next door neighbor of that guy in real life 21:10 I want 90s nickelodean neighbors... 21:11 Daisy Kay the red haired kid was in terminator 2 21:14 Kommissar Mandar Was he? 21:15 I haven't seen that movie since I was a wee tot 21:15 Daisy Kay *lies on top of you* 21:15 Kommissar Mandar life's a little foggy, a little soggy... 21:15 *puts her arms around you and secures you in her lap* 21:17 My mouth is on fire... 21:22 I ate really spicy pickles.. 21:22 Saturday, 24. May 2014 Daisy Kay *rolls over in bed( 07:57 Kommissar Mandar I actually slept pretty late today 07:58 I had a weird dream 07:59 Daisy Kay I think it was technically nine hours. 07:59 *sighs* 07:59 Kommissar Mandar I was in middle school 07:59 And this dude across from me just takes my hands 07:59 and squeezes them until they 08:00 they're crushed 08:00 Daisy Kay middle school memories 08:01 Kommissar Mandar My actual experience wasn't that different 08:03 they just crushed me on the inside lol 08:03 anyway 08:04 this is what I was screwing around with in MS paint 08:04 Sent file drive by.png. 08:05 Daisy Kay oh yeeeeah 08:06 Kommissar Mandar this was basically the scariest thing that ever happened to me 08:06 Daisy Kay that thing you told me 08:06 Kommissar Mandar funny enough I see some dude post 08:06 "My worst nightmare is to be on a dark desert highway and run into a cop" 08:07 I don't know what I made it daytime there, this happened in the dead of night 08:07 And I had about enough weed in the car to earn me a prison sentence 08:08 Daisy Kay gosh 08:08 there are quite a few cops here ha ha 08:08 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, I lived in Sheriff Joe's county 08:08 Daisy Kay They used to stop me all the time when I was walking home. 08:09 Kommissar Mandar Nothing will ever scare me more than living in Sheriff's Joe's county and running into cops 08:09 Daisy Kay because, well, who the hell doesn't have a car here? 08:09 Kommissar Mandar they just stopped to see if you were okay? or up to something? 08:09 The only reason I ever get pulled over is for suspiscious activity 08:10 Daisy Kay well no it was just suspicious 08:10 Kommissar Mandar You're clearly out selling crystal 08:10 Daisy Kay I was a hooded person walking around with a flashlight 08:11 but really, why would a bad person carry a flashlight? 08:11 Kommissar Mandar ACTUALLY LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THAT 08:11 Daisy Kay *stretches and leans back* 08:12 Kommissar Mandar That dude I dated, the really violent one that looked like Don from Phantasmagoria 08:12 Carried around modded flashlights 08:12 that were a shitload of lumens so they would blind you 08:12 And they had spikes on the end 08:12 Even I'm not cheap enough to use this as a fighting method 08:13 Blind a person, back their skull in with spikes while they can't see 08:13 SO 08:13 Very bad people can have flashlights 08:13 But anyway 08:13 I usually get stopped driving around in wealthy neighborhoods at night 08:14 Daisy Kay I heard the policeman say "we heard reports of someone shining flashlights into cars" 08:14 Kommissar Mandar they just see my car...and they know something ups 08:14 Daisy Kay this is clearly a small town 08:14 with about zero real problems. 08:15 Kommissar Mandar Well that's a good thing 08:15 Daisy Kay haha just sayin 08:15 Kommissar Mandar the dude I knew would do that too 08:15 shine his lights in cop cars 08:15 Daisy Kay anyone that reports a hooded kid walkin around with a flashlight 08:15 in THIS town 08:15 has never seen real danger in their life 08:15 Kommissar Mandar You were taller that the dude I'm talking about I believe 08:16 He was pretty short 08:16 Though 08:16 He did not wear a hoodie 08:17 He wore an anime villian-eque black trenchcoat 08:17 If this dude was ever walking down your street 08:17 Daisy Kay They pretty much know me now since I been here since November 2009. 08:18 Kommissar Mandar every cop in a 20 mile radius would be called 08:18 so they're probably like...you again 08:18 Daisy Kay Yeah they don't bother to pull over anymore. 08:20 they patrol the streets at night. 08:20 Kommissar Mandar I don't think I can get pulled over 08:20 unless I'm doing something really dangerous or speeding to access 08:21 My car is still registered in Arizona 08:21 so... 08:21 I don't know how that would be dealt with 08:22 Daisy Kay let's face it 08:22 Kommissar Mandar I really have to change the registration on the car though 08:22 because 08:22 Daisy Kay if you're light skinned, cops don't think much of you. 08:22 Kommissar Mandar It's registered in AZ and insured in NJ 08:22 Daisy Kay Just another "normal" one. 08:22 Kommissar Mandar I don't even think that's legal 08:22 heh 08:22 You can't see inside the windows of my car too well 08:22 Daisy Kay *cranks up the hanson* 08:23 Kommissar Mandar and my car SCREAMS I'm a drug dealer 08:23 AHAHAHA 08:23 IT WORKS 08:23 I'm telling you...cheesy music puts them off 08:23 it makes a very specific scraping sound as it goes down the street 08:24 I love it though 08:24 I never have trouble changing lanes 08:24 Daisy Kay MMMBOP 08:24 DOO WOP 08:24 Kommissar Mandar They see that car coming and they MOVE 08:24 Daisy Kay DOOBIE DOO 08:24 Kommissar Mandar I liked that song...when I was 10 08:24 Daisy Kay haha 08:24 it is really upbeat. 08:24 Kommissar Mandar And then someone told me they were boys 08:25 I was like...well I didn't expect that 08:25 I have about 6 different '90s' radio stations on my pandora 08:26 Sometimes I will blast the backstreet boys 08:26 and just smile at all the curious onlookers wondering 'what the fuck...?' 08:27 Daisy Kay I don't know if you heard this 08:27 but backstreet's back. 08:28 Kommissar Mandar ALRIGHT 08:28 Daisy Kay no, really, I think there was a mild renewed interest in them because of the movie The End. 08:28 Kommissar Mandar I know they actually did come back not too long ago 08:29 but they weren't back for long... 08:29 Daisy Kay The thing about the internet age is that 08:29 you can't really fade into obscurity anymore. 08:29 Kommissar Mandar You'll always be there...immortalized 08:30 Daisy Kay as long as you have twitter or facebook or any kind of social media to back you up you can still have tons of fans. 08:30 Kommissar Mandar *glances at the 9 followers on her DeviantArt..awww ye* 08:31 Sent file 6G8myEc.jpg. 08:31 Basically how it works 08:32 Daisy Kay but anyway... even if you were a one-hit wonder 08:32 that doesn't matter because at least 25% of that audience will stick with you on twitter. 08:33 Kommissar Mandar It's a double-edged sword though 08:33 Daisy Kay and that's still a huge number of people. 08:33 Kommissar Mandar You couldn't be forgotten even if you wanted to 08:33 Daisy Kay I'm just saying 08:33 it's never gonna happen again. 08:33 There are artists that are totally forgotten now but that's because they died before the invention of social media. 08:34 Kommissar Mandar Information Society.... 08:34 My favorite band that will pretty much be dead forever 08:35 they died long before social media 08:35 But every now and then you'll hear one of their songs in a popular movie 08:35 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPuXvpkOLmM 08:36 When this started playing in American Psycho I lost it 08:37 Daisy Kay *yawms and stretches* 08:38 Kommissar Mandar yawm 08:38 Daisy Kay What is your favorite childhood movie 08:39 Kommissar Mandar That's hard 08:39 But probably Labyrinth 08:39 That was certainly the one I watched the most 08:39 Also 08:39 if there was anything to rival it 08:40 Daisy Kay I liked that when I was a tiny tot. It didn't hold up much but there's still a lot of it that does. 08:40 Kommissar Mandar There was this live action made for tv version of Alice in Wonderland that I had on tape 08:40 that I watched the shit out of 08:40 Daisy Kay The movie I can still go back to all the time is Brave Little Toaster. 08:40 Kommissar Mandar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrjIVhIeGnw 08:41 Carol Channing turns into a goat 08:41 OH GOD 08:41 Brave Toaster horrified me 08:41 Daisy Kay It's Toy Story before Toy Story. Seriously, it was gonna be CG originally. Would have been the first. 08:41 Kommissar Mandar I don't know if CG would have made it more or less terrifying 08:42 My mom rented it for me when I was little 08:42 And I think I just ran out of the room at the air conditioner scene 08:42 it freaked me out 08:42 Daisy Kay It was a Lasseter film, had the same elements, 08:42 both Toaster and the Toy Story series of films had the same running theme 08:43 It's about growing old and a yearning to still be useful... 08:44 Kommissar Mandar Becoming obsolete... 08:44 Daisy Kay rather than being about nostalgia, which I think some people assume 08:44 Kommissar Mandar The Toy Story movies were much darker than that 08:44 Daisy Kay It's less about the kids and more about the playthings. 08:44 Kommissar Mandar I've only ever seen the first one 08:44 Daisy Kay Brave was dark. 08:45 Kommissar Mandar but I know the third was just...Dante's Inferno 08:45 Daisy Kay in Brave Little Toaster they weren't afraid to show characters getting killed off. 08:45 Kommissar Mandar Yeah... 08:45 Daisy Kay The first time you see it happen is in the parts shop 08:46 Kommissar Mandar I saw it when I was a really little kid 08:46 Daisy Kay and then, at the end of the film, when the cars are mashed into tiny cubes. 08:46 singing the song "worthless" 08:46 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 08:46 That I know 08:46 My buddy always sends me that video 08:46 "Hey Mandy, it's your car" 08:47 Daisy Kay it's such a sad song 08:47 Kommissar Mandar OH GOD THE AIR CONDITIONERS SMOKING CORPSE 08:47 I'm watching that scene now 08:47 That's where I lost it and had to turn it off 08:47 Daisy Kay The score is really beautiful. There's a heavy use of strings. 08:47 which is an easy way to make you feel sadness... 08:48 Kommissar Mandar Oh, there's no denying it's quality work 08:48 I was just too little to really understand it 08:48 Daisy Kay even when string instruments are used for happy scenes... makes it feel bittersweet. 08:48 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, as a kid I knew it had a way different tone than most of my other movies 08:49 I didn't have an appreciation for darker stuff till I was a bit older 08:50 Daisy Kay I liked seeing an animated movie that didn't treat me like I was stupid. 08:50 Kommissar Mandar When I was little I was just really easily scared 08:51 Daisy Kay I think I was... five or six when I first saw it. 08:51 Kommissar Mandar I don't remember how old I was 08:52 I was just a wimp as a kid lol 08:53 Daisy Kay I had seen other "adult" animations after that, but none of them held up well. 08:53 Kommissar Mandar I should really rewatch it now 08:53 Daisy Kay all the PG and R rated cartoons of the 70s and 80s. 08:54 I mean, I liked them at the time because they were something new and different. 08:54 Kommissar Mandar I got really into adult oriented animations when I was 8 or 9 08:54 I was way too young when I saw Cool World but still loved it 08:54 Daisy Kay but most of them are terrible, made simply to cash-in on the idea without knowing what made it work. 08:55 Cool World was in the 90s, making it an anomaly. 08:55 when I saw Heavy Metal ha ha 08:56 Kommissar Mandar I'm trying to think of what else I saw 08:56 I WANTED to see that 08:56 Daisy Kay I was like "this is cool" 08:56 Kommissar Mandar My parents saw the cover and were like NOPE 08:57 Daisy Kay it's terrible, but worth watching at least once. 08:57 John Candy plays a couple characters. 08:57 Kommissar Mandar seriously? 08:57 That I never knew 08:57 Daisy Kay he is a robot and also a little boy that is transformed into a giant man. 08:58 Kommissar Mandar I could picture him doing all of those 08:58 Daisy Kay the story with the boy felt creepy, but 08:58 it also made me think about how the movie was mostly this... 08:58 Kommissar Mandar oh god... 08:58 Have you ever seen "Nothing But Trouble?" 08:59 Daisy Kay this adolescent fantasy 08:59 Kommissar Mandar Well... 08:59 Daisy Kay it was the perfect description of the film 08:59 Kommissar Mandar swords, guns, huge boobs 08:59 Daisy Kay big tough muscle man fights guys and gets to score with big boobied girls 09:00 yeah 09:00 Kommissar Mandar That about covers all the bases 09:00 Daisy Kay exactly 09:00 but they actually put it in the frame of mind of a scrawny nerd kid 09:00 Knowing that it was just a kid inside that bulky man made me uncomfortable haha... even though it was just a cartoon fantasy. 09:01 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 09:01 Daisy Kay I have seen Nothing But Trouble, maybe ten times? 09:02 Kommissar Mandar You are a stonger person than I.... 09:02 I've seen it like 3 times 09:02 That movie is an onion 09:02 And each layer is weirder than the last.... 09:02 Daisy Kay yeah I dunno about 10 but I have seen it many many times. 09:03 Kommissar Mandar That movie is what goes on in Dan Akroiyd's subconcious...all the time 09:03 But fuck if I didn't want that table 09:04 Daisy Kay yeah he's a big child 09:04 like his ghostbusters character 09:04 he is literally the same person haha 09:04 Kommissar Mandar It's more fun to think that he's never acting in any of his roles 09:04 That's just him 09:04 Daisy Kay that movie exposed the world to Digital Underground. 09:04 Kommissar Mandar There's a roller coaster in Action Park that you can drive, me and my buddy dubbed it "Mr. Bonestripper" 09:05 Daisy Kay 2Pac was in it 09:05 Kommissar Mandar Yes! 09:05 I remember that 09:05 Daisy Kay Yeah, hip hop and rap was a big collective before splitting in different directions. 09:06 all the single-person performers started in massive groups of like 5-20 members haha 09:06 Kommissar Mandar Rap was so much more...I don't know...accessible in the 90s? 09:08 So many movies and shows just having random rap interludes 09:09 Daisy Kay from the start in the 70s it was about expressing yourself without instruments because they could not afford that stuff 09:09 and people looked down on it because hey 09:09 where are the guitars and trumpets and drums 09:09 Fuck you asshole that shit is EXPENSIVE 09:10 what costs nothing is a turntable and a few records 09:10 Always gotta roll your eyes when someone talks about "real music." 09:11 Kommissar Mandar there is no real music 09:12 there's music I hate 09:13 but it's all real 09:13 I'll NEVER understand country music 09:13 Daisy Kay Being able to use natural talent without typical tools was threatening to people. 09:13 Kommissar Mandar it will always invoke a cringe reaction in me 09:14 it was different 09:14 therefore people didn't know what the fuck 09:14 Daisy Kay The best country music is from obscure performers. 09:14 Country music was pretty liberal in the 90s but, well 09:14 after Bush Jr was elected that sorta changed. 09:15 Kommissar Mandar I've never liked anything about it 09:15 Daisy Kay It became more about celebrating whiteness and "rednecks" and "country boys." 09:15 Kommissar Mandar And believe me, I tried 09:15 In AZ that's all they played 09:15 and everyone told me "just listen to it and eventually you'll like it" 09:16 that never happened 09:16 Daisy Kay There were some pretty raw, folksy country songs before it became a big "don't fuck with the USA" post 9-11 business. 09:17 Kommissar Mandar I wasn't explosed to a lot of it, I admit 09:18 Daisy Kay These days people would be surprised to hear that one of the biggest country music stars was a lesbian. 09:18 in 1992. 09:18 Kommissar Mandar who? 09:18 Daisy Kay Out and everything 09:18 KD Lang 09:19 ~ 09:19 Kommissar Mandar I've heard the name 09:19 Daisy Kay Yeah. 09:19 She wasn't just a lesbian, but an activist too. 09:19 Kommissar Mandar Damn 09:20 Daisy Kay Country Music really did do a complete 180. 09:20 Kommissar Mandar Don't get me wrong, I will admit I've heard some very deep country songs 09:21 Daisy Kay The Dixie Chix are often laughed and mocked, but if they started in the early 90s there would be no controversy. 09:21 Kommissar Mandar But the most glorified ones just kind of glorify redneck-ism 09:22 if that's a fucking word 09:22 When I worked in AZ they would always put on the country station 09:22 Daisy Kay Yeah exactly 09:22 so usually when someone says they "like everything except" 09:23 it's because of the shit that's on the radio. 09:23 Kommissar Mandar and it was like "beer beer beer trucks low cut shirt beer" 09:23 Daisy Kay I don't hate any one kind of music. 09:24 If I had a least favorite it would be "novelty" music. 09:24 parody songs and stuff 09:24 Kommissar Mandar lol Weird Al 09:24 I don't even think I really have a favorite type of musi 09:26 music* 09:26 because other than country I listen to basically everything 09:26 I like a lot of electronica 09:27 Information Society was like my gateway drug to that 09:28 Daisy Kay *stretches some more, rolling around in bed.* 09:28 Kommissar Mandar *climbs in bed and rubs your back* 09:31 Daisy Kay *Daisy puts a finger against the hem of your shirt and lifts it up, peeking at your chest.* 09:32 Kommissar Mandar *blushes* *I have a really pretty bra on right now...* 09:33 Daisy Kay *The big little boy smiles. He looks into your eyes as he rubs his hands over your exposed flesh. He wraps his arms around your back, still under your shirt, and pulls you down on top of him.* 09:34 Kommissar Mandar *Moans and presses her boobs against you, straddling you and giving you a kiss* 09:36 Daisy Kay *Daisy breaths softly "oh Sissy, you're so pretty..." He nuzzles his face against your neck. He can barely contain himself, pressing you hard against him and rubbing our bodies together.* 09:38 Kommissar Mandar *You can do whatever you like to me, big bro...* 09:39 *Mandy gives Daisy little soft licks all down his neck* 09:39 Daisy Kay *Daisy just cuddles into you, nuzzling and groping your body* 09:40 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy takes her free hand and gives you light scratches up and down your back* 09:41 *"I like when you touch my chest..big bro* 09:42 Daisy Kay *bumps snoots with you and gives your snoot a little kiss.* 09:42 Kommissar Mandar *rubs your snoot with hers* 09:42 *wraps her leg around yours* 09:44 Daisy Kay *Smiles, lazily cuddling with you on top of his squeaky, rubbery mattress. He lets out a little contented sigh.* 09:45 Kommissar Mandar Sent file CAM01123.jpg. 09:45 I do really have a pretty one on... 09:45 Daisy Kay you're the pretty one *he mumbles softly, snuggling you close.* 09:46 Kommissar Mandar *blushes hotly* 09:46 *snuggles her head against your chest* 09:47 *heh, you could probably rest your chin on my head standing up* 09:50 Or use me as an arm rest... 09:50 Imma make some lunch 09:59 Daisy Kay me too 09:59 Kommissar Mandar simul-lunch 09:59 got pasketti 10:20 Daisy Kay lookit you just slurpin up all the pasketti. 12:20 Kommissar Mandar We're gonna be rollin in the pasketti... 12:21 uuuhg 12:22 I'm trying to find something to wear to my stepmoms birthday party 12:22 Daisy Kay I need to get myself pumped up to draw 12:22 Kommissar Mandar and she's gonna complain with whatever I put on 12:22 Daisy Kay I wanna see if I can speed through 10 pages like I did that one day 12:22 Kommissar Mandar "that's not nice enough" 12:23 Daisy Kay *dresses you to the nines* 12:23 Kommissar Mandar and she doesn't understand...that I don't own anything nice... 12:23 awww 12:23 I own cargo pants and sweat pants, tank tops and t shirts 12:23 and one ridiculously sparkly dress 12:24 Daisy Kay just toss whatever on 12:24 Kommissar Mandar that I'm not wearing because it would look ridiculous 12:24 in this situation 12:24 that's exactly what I'm doing 12:24 but I hate everything 12:25 anyway 12:26 drink a redline, that'll get you going 12:27 if you don't plan on sleeping tonight I suppose lol 12:28 I don't know, do you like energy drinks? 12:29 If you don't like coffee I suppose you wouldn't 12:30 Daisy Kay well that was fun 12:31 the power just went out for a sec 12:31 Kommissar Mandar what was? 12:31 yeesh 12:31 you didn't lose anything did you? 12:31 Daisy Kay I wasn't workin 12:31 yeah that might happen to you while you're here... ugh, at least I wont be BORED. 12:31 Kommissar Mandar I've only got a laptop and tablet so I'm goooood 12:32 heh heh, you won't be bored with me around 12:32 *lets go cow tipping* 12:33 hullo 19:51 Daisy Kay hello 20:02 Kommissar Mandar How are ya? 20:02 I got back from my stepmom's party not too long ago 20:03 Daisy Kay *huuug* 20:04 Kommissar Mandar aww, I need hugs 20:04 I have a headache and I'm just kind of saddened 20:04 Daisy Kay *kisses your forehead* 20:05 Kommissar Mandar *puts her arms around you and snuggles in the crook of your neck* 20:05 Daisy Kay *crooks his neck* 20:07 Kommissar Mandar I got to talk to this one friend of the family who I never really talked to before, interesting person 20:07 He gave me a whole strategy for driving to MO 20:07 Daisy Kay yeah? 20:08 Kommissar Mandar Yup! 20:08 I'm gonna leave about 2 am on 29th 20:08 that way I avoid all the traffic in PA 20:08 and then I believe it was take 70 to 36 20:08 and it'll be smooth sailing 20:09 Daisy Kay pa? 20:09 Kommissar Mandar Pennsylvania 20:09 Daisy Kay oh! 20:09 yeah, you're in New Jersey NOW. I keep forgettin. 20:09 Kommissar Mandar That's the only time I get nervous on the road, when it's hectic 20:09 haha 20:09 the Garbage State 20:09 Daisy Kay It's 1000 miles. 20:10 My parents drove from Virginia when I was in the hospital. 20:11 At least you wont have to drive back. 20:11 Kommissar Mandar I'll just walk 500 miles, and then I'll walk 500 more 20:11 Daisy Kay aww, you're not a man though 20:11 Kommissar Mandar I can be the woman who walked 1000 miles 20:11 to be right at your door 20:11 As long as there's no intense hecticness or loony tunes-esque mountain trails like in Nevada I'll be fine 20:12 Daisy Kay hmm, I think not... 20:13 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, I believe it's all just flatness 20:13 a nice calm drive 20:13 Daisy Kay if you were coming from VA there would be. 20:13 Kommissar Mandar You're lucky to have such sweet parents 20:14 Daisy Kay big ol hills in the west. 20:14 haha I told them NOT to come 20:14 but they were like "you can't do this on your own!" 20:14 Kommissar Mandar aww 20:14 Are your mom and dad still married? 20:15 Daisy Kay man when I had those staple-stitches I was so afraid they'd pop out. 20:15 yeah my current dad has been with mom since I was... 8? I think? 20:15 Kommissar Mandar that's nice 20:15 I know so few people who's parents are still married 20:16 I've only ever had stitches in my mouth 20:16 they were the disolvable kind though 20:16 I'd freak out if I had to have them in my stomach 20:17 Daisy Kay I never had the staple kind. 20:17 it creeped me out 20:17 Kommissar Mandar yeesh, I can imagine 20:17 Daisy Kay metal staples 20:17 inside my belly 20:17 Kommissar Mandar I'm always so paranoid somethings going to happen with my appendix and I'll have to go through the same thing 20:18 I get so freaked out about that shit 20:18 I almost lost all the bottom teeth in my mouth, that's why I needed surgery there 20:20 Would've really sucked if that failed 20:20 I got some weird infection in my lower jaw and my jaw and chin just swelled to three times their normal size 20:21 I was awake for the whole thing and it was the most painful thing I've ever had to go through 20:21 Daisy Kay I did get my canines pulled to correct them. 20:23 I remember getting, like... 20:23 a dozen shots with a needle 20:23 inside my mouth 20:23 Kommissar Mandar ouch...I know that feel 20:23 Daisy Kay "we're gonna do this quick okay?" bam bam bam bam bam 20:24 Kommissar Mandar Yikes 20:24 I find that novocain just does not help in most situations 20:24 I've had so much shit go wrong with my teeth 20:25 I've had more root canals than I can count 20:25 Daisy Kay Well most people don't get their teeth fixed because, honestly... 20:25 A lot of it isn't needed. 20:25 You would be surprised. 20:25 Kommissar Mandar I just have too many of them 20:25 Daisy Kay Dentistry in the US is big, but not so everywhere else. 20:26 Kommissar Mandar I mean I don't really care how they look 20:26 I can imagine 20:26 Daisy Kay A lot of what we do to teeth in the US is cosmetic. 20:26 Kommissar Mandar I just get worried about having that type of infection again because that was PAIN 20:26 I still have my wisdom teeth, all of them 20:27 Daisy Kay man I wish they would sell mattresses WITH the frame 20:27 Kommissar Mandar I thought they did 20:27 That's how my bed came 20:27 Daisy Kay no one does, it's nutty. 20:27 well that's a waterbed 20:27 that's different. 20:27 Kommissar Mandar My other bed too came with one I believe 20:27 it was a package deal 20:27 Well just get me whatever's cheapest and easiest for you 20:28 Daisy Kay My bed is too unstable. haha. 20:29 It's high up off the floor and it has some loose boards that I have to tighten every night. 20:29 Well, I just sorta... 20:29 nudge it with my knee 20:30 Kommissar Mandar oh geez 20:30 I like high beds though 20:30 Daisy Kay http://www.amazon.com/KidKraft-76021-Fire-Truck-Toddler/dp/B0006NI4EU/ref=sr_1_5?s=furniture&ie=UTF8&qid=1400988670&sr=1-5&keywords=complete+bed Here this will be your bed 20:31 Kommissar Mandar awww 20:31 Daisy Kay haha 20:31 Kommissar Mandar I'll take it : 3 20:31 Daisy Kay Nah 20:32 but I do have some Mario sheets for you. 20:32 Never been opened. 20:32 Kommissar Mandar Really? =O 20:32 I was gonna bring my sheets, but fuck it, I want Mario sheets 20:33 Daisy Kay nah bring sheets 20:34 You could also use extra 20:34 Kommissar Mandar true 20:35 I got a bunch of pillows 20:35 I sleep on a pile of pillows and stuffed animals : 3 20:35 Daisy Kay Mmmm, pillows... stuffed animal pillows... 20:35 You can cuddle up with the plush version of me 20:36 Kommissar Mandar Yeah...I still sleep with stuffed animals 20:36 aww really? 20:36 Daisy Kay you seen it, right? 20:36 Kommissar Mandar I love that little plushy 20:36 yus 20:36 Daisy Kay yeah 20:36 Kommissar Mandar I want to cuddle it 20:36 Finally figured out how to beat Don in Phantasmagoria lol 20:40 Distract him with a christmas ornament, drop the chair axe on him 20:41 It's pretty funny too 20:41 If you just give him the ornament and do nothing else, the music gets all soft and sentimental, and you think it's gonna be one of those 'love saves the day' endings 20:42 But then he just tosses it aside and kills you 20:42 Daisy Kay yeah 20:42 There's one bed on craigslist but I dunno 20:47 I been eyeing it for a couple days now 20:47 just unsure haha 20:47 Kommissar Mandar lol 20:48 I appreciate you doing all this for me 20:48 Daisy Kay what if I wanna make sure the bed is comfortable for me too 20:48 just checking. 20:48 Kommissar Mandar haha 20:48 I wouldn't mind your company 20:49 Daisy Kay My bed can't handle company though, as I said. 20:49 There is a good chance it will fall with two people on it haha 20:49 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 20:50 Daisy Kay I do have a last-resort for a single mattress to be delivered in 2 business days. 20:50 but it would only be the mattress lyin on the floor 20:50 Kommissar Mandar Like I said, I'm not picky about stuff 20:51 I'll just be happy to be there, honestly 20:51 Daisy Kay like I said, I need this to be comfortable all around 20:51 I'm going to clear my entertainment center and put it in your room... since I never watch TV. The only reason I kept that thing was because that's where I set my rat cage. 20:55 Kommissar Mandar aww, thank you 20:55 Daisy Kay yeah we could probably like 20:56 play some games in there 20:56 Katamari 1 & 2, some N64 games... 20:56 Kommissar Mandar I have the original Mario Party's : 3 20:56 But I'm guessing you probably do too lol 20:57 Daisy Kay I don't think I have any multiplayer Dreamcast games yet but who knows what the future holds 20:57 no I do not! 20:57 Kommissar Mandar oh shit 20:57 Daisy Kay I am actually missing Mario 64, of all games... 20:57 Kommissar Mandar I know I have that for DS 20:57 I might have it for N64 too 20:57 Daisy Kay I don't like how it controls on the DS. 20:58 The game was pretty much made with the 64's wonky controller in mind. 20:58 Kommissar Mandar 64 is better 20:59 Daisy Kay I had the original Smash Brothers but something happened to it. 20:59 Like... 20:59 Kommissar Mandar I got Diddy Kong Racing 20:59 Daisy Kay there was sound but no video. 20:59 Weirdest thing, I never seen that happen before. 20:59 Kommissar Mandar Neither have i 20:59 Diddy Kong Racing is one of my favorite games of all time 21:01 Daisy Kay I think I have Conker complete wtih box and manual. 21:01 Kommissar Mandar I kicked everyone's ass with Pipsy 21:01 oh shit nice 21:01 Daisy Kay Yeah you probably have a lot of games I don't have 21:02 Kommissar Mandar I never got to own that game, only rent it 21:02 nah, I have like 7 in total 21:02 Daisy Kay but 21:02 I bet I don't have them all 21:02 Kommissar Mandar I have a first edition Majora's Mask 21:02 Daisy Kay cool, I do not. 21:02 Kommissar Mandar that's my pride and joy 21:02 Daisy Kay *combines* 21:02 Kommissar Mandar Mischief Makers 21:02 Mario Party 1 + 2 21:02 Ocarina of Time 21:02 Daisy Kay Man I hated never being able to 100% Mischief Makers. The stupid gems were too hard to get. 21:03 Kommissar Mandar I never even came close to beating it 21:03 Daisy Kay It actually took YEARS before the full ending was uploaded to youtube. 21:03 Kommissar Mandar I'm guessing it was similar to Crash Bandicoot 2 21:04 I never bothered getting all the gems 21:04 just the colored ones 21:04 Daisy Kay one day we will begin a collection anew. 21:05 We'll have a wall just for games 21:05 Kommissar Mandar the only console I actually own is PS2 21:05 =D 21:05 Daisy Kay all shelved nice and neat... until we wanna play them 21:05 then we just yank them off the wall and they come crashing down 21:05 haha 21:05 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 21:05 Who will win, Sega or SNES? 21:06 *crash* 21:06 I have almost the whole Legacy of Kain series 21:06 Daisy Kay yeah the SNES would not break. 21:06 Kommissar Mandar those were basically my favorite games ever aside from Majora's Mask 21:07 Daisy Kay Who knows where my SNES stuff is. 21:08 When I moved here I gave stuff to mom and dad to hold, and one of the boxes had Earthbound in it. 21:08 Kommissar Mandar holy shit.... 21:08 that's worth some benjamins 21:08 Daisy Kay I tried explaining how the cart alone is worth over a hundred dollars but they don't know where the box is. 21:08 their house is full of boxes at the moment haha 21:09 Kommissar Mandar I would always lurk this old game store near my house for an Earthbound cart for possibly a low price 21:10 they never had one 21:10 My SNES is probably long gone lol 21:11 along with my Genesis 21:11 When I moved here to Old Bridge 13 years ago all that stuff got put away in storage somewhere and god knows where it is now 21:12 Daisy Kay I got it for, I think... 21:12 $25? 21:12 Kommissar Mandar damn.... 21:13 Daisy Kay this was the golden years of GameStop clearing their inventory. 21:13 *sighs* even if I do collect all my old NES games again I will never spend as little as I did back then. 21:13 Kommissar Mandar =( 21:14 It would still be amazing though 21:14 *rests her sleepy head on your shoulder* 21:17 Daisy Kay *pets* 21:18 Well I drew two pages today. So far my comic seems to be about two girls living together. One of them's got lil acne dots on her forehead and a constant scowl. 23:00 Sunday, 25. May 2014 Daisy Kay *beep* 02:01 Kommissar Mandar haha reminds me of someone 10:23 Daisy Kay yeah? 10:24 I posted a drawing of her on FB. 10:24 Kommissar Mandar I have acne and a permascowl 10:24 Daisy Kay https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=394996387305362&set=a.100944603377210.1285.100003850113004&type=1 10:24 Kommissar Mandar I love it 10:25 I also love fuckels the burd 10:25 Daisy Kay I'm huuungry 10:37 Kommissar Mandar Me too 10:37 I think I'm gonna hold out for the bbq though 10:38 I think my pool is open too, if I don't care about freezing my ass off 10:39 and I'd like my ass to stay on 10:39 ah fuck it 10:54 I'm going swimming 10:54 Went swimming 12:35 Fucked up my sciatic nerve 12:35 Why am I so old? 12:35 Daisy Kay *rubs your veins* 12:38 Kommissar Mandar *purrs* 12:39 How's your book coming? 12:40 Daisy Kay I haven't done anything on it today. I went to work to write some future scripts and maybe record some stuff. 12:40 Kommissar Mandar ooh nice 12:41 I seriously want to find a gym with a pool now 12:43 I feel like I got such a workout 12:44 Daisy Kay There were plans for a water park here in PH 12:44 but I don't think they went through with it 12:44 Kommissar Mandar Really? =O 12:44 I know there's a Big Surf in the Lake of the Ozarks 12:45 Is that close to you? 12:45 Daisy Kay ummm 12:48 We are on the border of MO and KS 12:48 Kommissar Mandar It doesn't look that far 12:50 Daisy Kay http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9yJA6Z2xBE 13:01 Kuribo! Obake! something something Gessoooo... 13:02 Kommissar Mandar I'm crying right now 13:03 Daisy Kay are you ok 13:04 Kommissar Mandar lol I was kidding 13:04 The opera drove me to tears 13:04 Daisy Kay haha c: 13:04 I only understood a few words 13:05 and most of them were just names of Mario enemies. 13:05 Kommissar Mandar I tried to learn Japanese when I was a teenager 13:05 I still remember a couple words 13:05 Daisy Kay Kuribo = goomba, Obake = Boo, Gesso = Blooper. 13:05 Kommissar Mandar Kuribo is a Pokemon 13:06 Daisy Kay I learned all the Japanese names of the Mario enemies early on. 13:06 Kommissar Mandar Does that make it a goomba also, technically? 13:06 Daisy Kay The first time I was exposed to them was in Mario 3... because some stuff wasn't translated 13:06 like Kuribo's shoe and Jugem's Cloud 13:07 Kommissar Mandar Jugem's Cloud... 13:07 Daisy Kay haha 13:08 Kommissar Mandar Lakitu without Lakitu 13:08 Daisy Kay also I didn't know there was a pokemon named Kuriboh until you brought it up. 13:08 Kommissar Mandar I have a surprising memory of the first 150 13:09 Daisy Kay I have no memory because 13:09 Kommissar Mandar I had a poster on my wall...that listed them all...that I studied until I had memorized 13:09 Daisy Kay I never got into pokemon 13:09 There's stuff I know only because it was impossible for me not to be exposed to pokemon. 13:10 Kommissar Mandar I got into hit hard when I was a kid 13:10 Daisy Kay but for the most part Pokemon is a mystery to me. 13:10 Kommissar Mandar The older ones really do make for fun games, to be honest 13:10 I haven't played anything past Crystal so I don't know about the new ones 13:11 I can't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday, but dammit if I can't remember all 150 original pokemon 13:11 I spent hours trying to get Mew out from under that truck... 13:12 That was an urban legend similar to getting the Triforce in Ocarina of Time 13:13 There was supposedly a Mew stuck under this truck, but there was not 13:13 Daisy Kay what are some games with eggs in them 13:18 literal eggs 13:18 Kommissar Mandar heh 13:18 Pokemon actually 13:18 Daisy Kay isn 13:18 yeah 13:18 Kommissar Mandar Togepi is an egg 13:18 Daisy Kay doesn't pokemon have eggs in it 13:18 yeah 13:18 Kommissar Mandar ummmmm 13:18 Cry of Fear... 13:18 There was that one fabrige egg lol 13:19 Daisy Kay ugh 13:19 that is an egg I would like to forget 13:19 Kommissar Mandar Metal Gear Solid 4, at one point a little girl makes eggs 13:19 hahaha 13:19 Daisy Kay haha what 13:19 Kommissar Mandar Now I'm remembering you lose it 13:19 Daisy Kay what is this egg girl 13:20 where 13:20 Kommissar Mandar oh god, I haven't even played the game myself 13:20 but I walked in on my cousin playing it 13:20 And there was this little (cyborg I think) girl just making eggs for Snake 13:20 Singing a song 13:20 let me dig in my memory a bit.... 13:21 OH 13:21 Ocarina of Time 13:21 Cucco eggs 13:21 Daisy Kay is there video of this 13:21 I need video clips of eggs 13:21 Kommissar Mandar let me see.... 13:21 YES 13:22 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CmVcvBBrM8 13:22 Jurrassic Park the Lost World for PS1 if I recall correctly 13:23 I'll be back, I'm gonna go eat 13:24 I'll let you know what else I think of 13:24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMr9gW040Y8 13:57 5 minutes in 13:57 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpP1EuM7wwk 14:08 Don't know if fish eggs count, but....1:06 14:08 Daisy Kay thanks for the egg help 14:12 Kommissar Mandar heh, how could i forget 14:12 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCnPeNDMgWw 14:12 Daisy Kay i love unregistered hypercam 2 14:14 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 14:14 "Every time you die, unregister hypercam 2 grows stronger..." 14:15 Daisy Kay http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M54MJbmKnSE 14:16 Kommissar Mandar Well that is just adorable 14:16 oh boy, now I've stumbled into the rabbit hole of 'creepy easter egg' videos 14:21 Play Ashley's Song from Wario Ware backwards...get a lovely Satanic message.. 14:21 Daisy Kay I've heard it before it's just a weird coincidence. 14:22 Kommissar Mandar That's basically what it is with all backwards music 14:23 It still intrigues me though 14:23 this now... 14:23 http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc23189Edu1qedimno1_1280.png 14:23 This really creeped me out 14:23 Daisy Kay there's very little I don't know about the Mario universe. 14:25 I think maybe.... some of the newer games I don't know much about because I never played them 14:25 ? 14:25 Kommissar Mandar That's from Mario Galaxy...the first or second I believe 14:26 I've only played a little of the first 14:26 Daisy Kay yeah, I know. 14:27 There's also a hidden ghost in one of the new mario games. 14:27 Kommissar Mandar oooh 14:28 Daisy Kay Near the end of a haunted house level 14:28 right before the flagpole. You have to sit and wait for it to show up. 14:28 Kommissar Mandar I'm looking that up 14:28 Super Mario 3D land, that's the one 14:29 Daisy Kay yeah 14:30 Kommissar Mandar Shit, that's creepy 14:30 Apparently it's based on a spirit from Japanese folklore 14:32 a Kodama 14:32 ain't that just the bees knees 14:33 Daisy Kay obake are ghosts that are hidden as everyday objects 14:34 but then they come to life 14:35 Kommissar Mandar It'd be cool if they were like...the talking objects from Beauty and the Beast, but I'm sure they're far more terrifying 14:36 Jesus christ 17:14 I've just been staring at a wall for the past 2 hours just trying to figure out how to re-write my story the way I want to 17:15 Daisy Kay I was just lying in bed, same 17:15 Kommissar Mandar I really hate when I get like this 17:15 Both stories, I just keep hitting roadblocks that make the plot fall apart or everything I think of is just incredibly stupid 17:19 actually it's really just the latter 17:21 Daisy Kay well I did some thumbnails and I'm going to take a break now. 18:28 Kommissar Mandar Nice! 18:29 I got pretty much nowhere.... 18:29 Well 18:29 I have something in my head 18:29 Daisy Kay *sways side to side, hands behind his back* 18:29 Kommissar Mandar I think I can make it into a story 18:29 *throws down laptop and hugs you tight* 18:30 Daisy Kay *The small boy makes a surprised noise as you squeeze him close* 18:30 Kommissar Mandar *Kisses the tiny little chap on the lips, not letting him escape* 18:32 Daisy Kay *chap chap* 18:33 Kommissar Mandar *you old sport* 18:33 *pats you on the butt* 18:35 Daisy Kay *The little teen boy blushes as you pat his rump and feel the soft crinklepants underneath his shortalls.* 18:36 Kommissar Mandar *aww...wittle boy can't hold it in, can you?* 18:38 Daisy Kay *blushes warmly across his freckled face "I can so..." he mumbles and looks down.* 18:39 Kommissar Mandar *Then why do you need THESE (squeezes you hard on the rear end, scrunching up your shorts and crinklepants)?* 18:40 Daisy Kay *bites his bottom lip. He gets quiet.* 18:41 Kommissar Mandar *You're just a big baby aren't you! Mandy pokes the little boy on the chest, teasing him cruelly* 18:42 Daisy Kay *rubs his feet together, looking down.* 18:43 Kommissar Mandar *You don't mind if I take a peek....do you? The older, intimidating girl starts unfastening the buttons on your shortalls* 18:45 Daisy Kay *Daisy stands still for you. He knows the drill by now. You're amazed such a dirty little boy can still smell like sweet vanilla. His shortalls come open with ease, exposing his very poofy pants.* 18:46 Kommissar Mandar *"D'aaww, it's okay...it's nothing to be ashamed of.." The big, older girl starts trailing kisses down your neck and slides a hand down your poofy pants...raking her nails against your soft, rear end. You know you're a little young for this kind of stuff...but...* 18:49 Daisy Kay *Daisy bites his bottom lip. He looks up at you timidly. He closes his eyes as he feels your nails touching his bare skin.* ah... 18:50 Kommissar Mandar *The older girl presses her big tits to your little chest, you can feel her hard nipples brushing you as she slides her hand to the front of your pants...coming very close to your boy parts* 18:52 Daisy Kay *Daisy totally forgets about what a wimpy little boy he is for a moment as he feels the older girl press against him and touch him so dangerously close. He closes his eyes and smiles, jutting his hips forward. "Mmm, Mandy..." he smiles softly.* 18:54 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy begins to feel the younger boys cock stiffen "Aww, the wittle boy wants to get touched doesn't he?"* 18:55 Daisy Kay *Daisy jumps forward, latching himself onto you. He wraps his lips around your tit, pulling a huge portion of it into his mouth as he sucks. He pulls backward until he's just tugging your nipple between his lips.* 18:57 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy is shocked that the young boy has the gall to be so forward, but at the same time, it feels so good...she likes feeling his mouth sucking on her hard....* 18:59 *Without even thinking about it, she unfastens the boy 18:59 the boys swaddling clothes...* 18:59 Daisy Kay *Daisy's cock is so big for a boy his size. It points straight at you, wet and glistening at the tip. He looks up timidly, pulling away slightly so you can look at him.* 19:01 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy looks at his big, beautiful cock, when he pulls away she takes the opportunity to move her head downward...and start licking it's glistening tip.* 19:02 Daisy Kay *Daisy smiles. He feels so good about himself, like he's a 'real man.' He holds your head and gently digs his fingers into your hair as you suck the tip of his cock. He lets out a tiny moan of pleasure.* 19:04 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy loves the sensation of her hair being pulled and takes Daisy deeper into her mouth, flicking her tongue all over the boy's cock.* 19:05 Daisy Kay *Daisy grunts a bit. He forces himself into your mouth "Suck it. Suck my cock." He commands in his sweet, boyish voice. He looks down at you. He pulls your hair back so you have to look up into his eyes.* 19:07 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy loves the feeling of being dominated by the boy and does as he bids, forcing his oversized cock down her throat, until she has the whole of it in her mouth.* 19:09 Daisy Kay *Daisy bares his teeth. He shoves you off of his cock, making you fall back against the floor. He runs towards you and grabs your hips, flipping you over. The boy wastes no time yanking down your pants and panties. He stares at your perfect butt. He's utterly jealous of it. He can never keep his in such nice condition! He grabs one cheek and pulls it aside as he aims the tip of his cock towards your butthole. He presses the tip against it and slowly pushes in.* 19:11 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy screams in half shock half ecstacy as the boy thrusts inside her asshole...she loves getting it in the ass...it feels so good she starts drooling out of the corner of her mouth* 19:15 Daisy Kay *Daisy keeps up his best intimidating voice, though it still cracks a bit "your ass is mine!" He pushes his cock all the way inside you "I'm gonna fuck you so hard..." he strains. He holds onto your cheeks for balance as he thrusts in and out of your tight asshole. He leans forward and gently bites your shoulder.* 19:16 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy screams even louder...moaning and scrunching her face up at the way Daisy's ravaging her body. She loves the feeling of him using a place in her that's so private and personal...and she loves the pain...* 19:19 Daisy Kay *Daisy pounds into your ass, pushing back and forth. He gasps in surprise as he starts to cum, but he keeps fucking you. Even after he has orgasmed his erection remains nice and stiff and he uses it to send you over the edge as the slippery cum gets spread around inside of you.* 19:21 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy cries out as she cums from the way Daisy is pounding her...she loves every bit of it...she loves the way it feels to be put down and dominated by someone..She collapses on the floor, panting, trying to catch her breath* 19:24 Daisy Kay *Daisy stands over you. He holds his limp, sticky cock in his hand as he looks at you there on the floor. He starts pissing. The hot pee splashes against your butt. He aims the stream higher, sprinkling along your back and up to your chest. He smiles proudly to himself. Even though it's childish he feels like he's claiming you by doing this. You feel the warm piss flowing over your bare skin and even trickling down between your legs, against your privates.* 19:26 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy has never been pissed on before...it's so dirty and disgusting...but a part of her can't help but like it, a boy claiming her like a dog claims it's territory.* 19:28 Daisy Kay *Grins, hands on his hips "See? I know how to use it."* 19:29 Kommissar Mandar *"You most certainly do.." She brings herself up to a kneeling position and kisses the boy on the lips* 19:30 Daisy Kay *Daisy kisses back. "um... we should take a bath..." Daisy toddles over to the bathroom, zipping around the corner.* 19:31 Kommissar Mandar *We should...I'll let you scrub me, the older girl says, smiling.* 19:32 Daisy Kay *Daisy sits in the tub with you as bubbles surround us. He uses a soapy sponge and scrubs your back. He leans against you and sighs contentedly.* 19:35 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy purrs...she loves the feeling of Daisy against her...washing her like a little girl..* 19:36 Daisy Kay *Nuzzles your neck* 19:39 Kommissar Mandar *Lays against you, relaxing* 19:40 ((I'll eat those doritos, if you still have them)) 19:42 Daisy Kay *slinks back over to you* 20:00 Kommissar Mandar *Scoops you up and rests your head on her chest* 20:01 Daisy Kay mmmph... 20:06 I just wanna be all weak and helpless. 20:06 Kommissar Mandar aww, really? 20:06 Daisy Kay yeah I dunno I just felt this overwhelming feeling just a moment ago... 20:07 Kommissar Mandar heh, I can take care of you too 20:08 What would you want me to do? 20:08 Daisy Kay um, I dunno *mumbles, twiddling his buttons* 20:09 *thinks 20:09 *The 13-year-old boy sits in the front passenger seat. He looks out the window as the street just zips by. He's squirming a bit, tugging on his shortalls. "Mom? Are we there yet?" the boy whines, rubbing his thighs together.* 20:11 Kommissar Mandar *The boy's mother sighs..."We'll get there when we get there, Daisy.."* 20:12 *"PLEASE, give me some peace. You don't want your bottom spanked now, do you?"* 20:13 Daisy Kay *Daisy lets out a long whine "but Mom, I have to go!" his little sister giggles from the backseat "shut up, it's not funny!"* 20:13 Kommissar Mandar *"Well you should have thought about that before we left the house, young man! We're in the middle of nowhere and I have no idea where the next rest stop is!"* 20:14 Daisy Kay *Daisy really doesn't want to be spanked, but more than that he doesn't want to have an embarrassing accident out in the middle of nowhere. The boy scrunches up his freckled face as his tummy groans at him. He winces each time the car hits a slight bump.* 20:15 Kommissar Mandar *"You know, I'm getting really tired of you not being able to hold it in. If you keep this up I'll put you back in pampers, 13 years old or not."* 20:17 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks down. He whimpers pitifully as he feels his warm mess blooming out across his rump. He closes his eyes and then lets out a happy sigh of relief. Even though it's humiliating he feels a lot better after making a big mess in his overalls. He leans back in the car seat.* 20:19 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy looks at Daisy...a look of utter contempt coming over her face.."You did not just do what I think you did, did you?"* 20:21 Daisy Kay *Daisy's little sister leans forward in the car seat "Daisy pooped his paa-aant, Daisy pooped his paa-aants!" she chants, teasing the older boy. Daisy whines and tucks his chin down against his chest.* 20:22 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy whips the rickety blue Cavalier over in fury, causing the tires to squeal. She gets out of the car, walks around the hood and tears open the passenger's side door. Hot with anger she rips Daisy out of his seat and tears down his pants...Exposing his rear end to everyone on the highway!* 20:24 Daisy Kay *Daisy whimpers as you pull down his pants. Anyone passing by can see his dirty butt. "Mommy, nooo!" he cries. His little sister jumps forward and presses her snoot against the window so she can watch.* 20:25 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy throws Daisy over the hood of the car and starts spanking Daisy as hard as she can...Daisy watches as heads turn in all the cars passing by, gawking at the display on the blue Cavi.* 20:28 Daisy Kay *The teenage boy bawls, kicking his legs weakly as he has his poopy pants around his ankles. His butt slowly turns redder with each swat. Daisy bites on his knuckles, looking over his shoulder pathetically at his mom.* 20:29 Kommissar Mandar *I'm only doing this so you finally learn! You're just a big baby! I didn't want to do this but...Mandy storms off and gets something out of the trunk. To your horror, it's a pair of frilly pampers that have little pink teddy bears on them* 20:32 Daisy Kay *Daisy lets out a little whimper as he sees the wussy pampers. He continues to lie there on the hood, his rear end still in the air.* 20:33 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy starts fastening the pampers over the crying boy's rear end, tossing his soiled pants to the side of the road. An obnoxious teenager from a passing car yells "nice ass, baby!" out his window.* 20:35 Daisy Kay *Daisy is utterly mortified. He just pouts now as you lift him up and set him back on the ground. Daisy winces and looks away as the teenager teases him. He climbs back into the car. Daisy's sister Zinnia leans on head rest "He looks cuter like this anyway, Mama." the small girl states matter-of-factly.* 20:37 Kommissar Mandar *"Well, your big brother needs to learn that if he acts like a baby, he'll be treated like one."* 20:38 Daisy Kay *Daisy hopes he can enjoy the movie even when he's in his diaper. He holds his hands in his lap, looking down bashfully. Maybe no one will see him since it'll be dark.* 20:40 Sent file secrettime2edit2-justzinny.png. 20:41 ((this is the only drawing of Zinny I have. She's clearly a big girl here)) 20:41 Kommissar Mandar aww, she's cute 20:41 *Mandy pulls into the movie theatre and everyone gets out of the car..everyone in the parking lot looks on in curiosity at the teenage boy in the frilly girly pampers* 20:42 Daisy Kay *Daisy waddles towards the theater, holding hands with his mom and little sister. Zinny looks so proud, turning her snoot up with a big grin as she gets to look so grown-up next to her big baby brother. She wraps her arm tighter around Daisy's arm.* 20:44 Kommissar Mandar *So many other kids with their parents turn and laugh at the boy..Daisy looks helpless at his mother but she only says "This is what you deserve, this is the only way you'll learn.."* 20:46 Daisy Kay *Daisy stands close, feeling anxious. Lucky for you, you're able to fool the ticket taker that the boy is under 13, which gives you a discount. The boy smiles, seeing the theater getting closer, where it's nice and dark. He holds his grip on your arm tigher for a moment.* 20:48 ((*blush* it seems silly but I really like nice, sweet little moments... ya know, between all the embarrassing stuff...)) 20:49 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy takes the boy into the dark theatre. Her voice softens, "I'm sorry I had to do this to you, Daisy." She puts her arm around the boy so he can rest his head on her.* 20:50 Daisy Kay *You know you did the right thing. Daisy sits between his mom and sister, his pampers crinkling a bit. His siter has a big soda which she shares with the older boy. Daisy takes a few sips, but he tries not to overdo it.* 20:52 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy pulls the boy in close when he's done drinking. She lightly brushes her nails across the young boy's smooth skin, making him break out in gooseflesh.* 20:53 Daisy Kay *Zinny slurps her soda noisily. The sound really gets to Daisy, making him squirm. Halfway through the movie Zinny speaks up "I gotta go tinkle." she whispers to her mother and brother. As she slips down she takes Daisy's hand. Daisy looks confused as he's pulled out to the hall with his sister.* 20:55 ((*blushing hardcore*)) 20:56 Kommissar Mandar ((*aww*)) 20:56 *Zinny pulls her brother by the hand, taking him into the ladies room. "But..this is the GIIIIRLS room, Daisy protests."* 20:57 Daisy Kay *Zinny giggles "it's a public bathroom. There might be strangers in here! I need my big bruvver to protect me!" She tugs Daisy's arm "relax, it's not like you'll have to actually use the toilets!" She pats her brother's rump. She runs over to a stall and tugs down her panties. She lifts up her skirt and sits on the toilet, looking at Daisy. She keeps her legs spread so the boy can watch.* 20:59 Kommissar Mandar *Daisy has never seen a girl go to the bathroom before, let alone his sister. He's suprised his little sister doesn't seem to mind him watching her in the least, in fact, she seems to be enjoying his eyes on her." 21:01 Daisy Kay *Zinny grins smugly as she piddles into the toilet, every drop going into the bowl perfectly. Her little pussy lips part as the jet of piss comes gushing out. She sways her head back and forth, whipping her ponytail. "This is how big girls go potty. Maybe some day you'll learn how too!" she says nice and loud. Daisy blushes, feeling like he has to pee just from watching the girl going.* 21:04 Kommissar Mandar *Zinny grins smugly..."You know, I've never seen a boy go to the bathroom before...I showed you something, how about returning the favor."* 21:06 Daisy Kay *Daisy really wants to show that he can be a big kid too but he ends up pissing on himself. He looks down. Zinny can hear the loud hiss coming from his pampers. She still wants to catch him in the act so she pulls the boy's waistband a bit just in time to watch the stream hitting the soft padding inside.* 21:08 Kommissar Mandar *Geez Daisy, you'll never learn will you?, she says giggling, though afterward she smiles softly. It's okay...I won't tell mom. She kisses him gently on the snoot* 21:11 Daisy Kay *Zinny slides off the toilet and wipes herself. She shrugs "I don't see what's so hard about it. Must be a boy thing." Daisy pouts at this which only makes Zinny giggle more. She turns around and flips up her skirt, mooning the boy, shaking her little round butt at him.* 21:12 Kommissar Mandar *Zinny looks at the boy and cocks her head to the side. "Hey Daisy...have you ever kissed a girl before?"* 21:14 Daisy Kay *Daisy makes a face "of course I have..." he tries to look all mature as he stands there with pee on his crotch.* 21:15 Kommissar Mandar *"Heh heh, you're bullshitting me! You've never done it! But I guess there's a first time for everything." Zinny leans forward and aggresively presses her lips against Daisy's..grazing her teeth on his lower lip.* 21:17 Daisy Kay *Daisy's eyes go wide as he gets kissed so deeply and suddenly. His knees are bent as Zinny holds him to her level. He slowly slides downward, his rump hitting the clean tiled floor. Anyone passing by could see his diapers sticking out under the partition, but no one seems to say anything. Daisy sits on the floor, looking over at his sister. "we shouldn't do that... you're my sister! Besides, you're... too little." He winces "Mom says that's bad..."* 21:19 Kommissar Mandar *"What mom doesn't know won't hurt her"...Zinny grabs at her brother's cock through his pampers, making him yelp* 21:20 Daisy Kay *Zinny rubs snoots with her big brother. "I hope you never grow out of this, and I get to change your pampers and always look at your cute dick." She whispers to the boy. Zinny slides down to the floor and gently tugs the waistband. She holds the cock in her hand, exploring it with her fingers, feeling it curiously. She doesn't even care that it's soaking wet. She actually looks really excited to be holding it. She looks up at her brother, watching his reaction.* 21:23 Kommissar Mandar *Zinny grabs her brother's cock and begins stroking it. "I like doing this for you, big bro...I like making you feel happy. I think your boy parts are the most adorable thing in the world. I like seeing the way touching you there makes you melt."* 21:25 Daisy Kay ((heh heh, I like the way we're switching back and forth between the characters *blush*)) *Daisy tilts his head back and smiles. His wet cock throbs in the girl's little hand. Zinny watches the boy. It seems so easy to please him. She leans down and licks the salty wet dick. She wraps her lips around the head and sucks on it. She feels an odd sensation, actually enjoying how her dirty big brother tastes in her mouth.* 21:28 Kommissar Mandar *Zinny grabs her brother's hips to brace herself...pulling his cock deeper into her mouth..she gags as it hits the back of her throat but clenches her fist and works past it. The way her throat is spazzing aginst his cock drives Daisy wild.* 21:31 Daisy Kay *Daisy gasps and shudders "Zinny, don't, you're gonna make me cuh-" he clasps his hand over his mouth, hoping no one heard him. He moans through his fingers. He looks down, at the girl's ponytailed head bobbing up and down. He places his hands on Zinny's shoulder's soothing her a bit. He tenses up, squirting a little pre against the back of Zinny's throat.* 21:33 Kommissar Mandar *Zinny slurps down Daisy's pre-cum greedily, somehow pulling him even deeper down her throat. It hurts, but she doesn't mind pain if it gives her big brother pleasure...* 21:35 *She tightens her grip on the boy's lovely, nubile hips and bobs even faster* 21:36 Daisy Kay *Daisy trembles as he starts to cum. His mouth hangs open and he shudders, squirting his hot cum all over your throat. It nearly overflows in your mouth. His cum tastes so sugary and sweet against your tongue. Daisy tenses up and then untenses, falling back to the floor and sighing.* 21:37 Kommissar Mandar *Zinny falls back as well, wiping up the excess cum around her lips with her fingers and sucking it off...it reminds her of milk after some sweet cereal has been in it. Her face is red and she's panting heavily, looking at her big brother with a dreamy expression.* 21:39 Daisy Kay *Daisy tugs at his waistband lazily, pulling it over his cock. He looks over at the girl with half-open eyes and a wide grin. He suddenly snaps out of it. "Mom's probably wonderin where we are..." He wobbles and stands up, taking your hands. He exits the women's restroom, some girls eyeing the boy and staring at him. Daisy keeps his gaze downward. As he returns to the theater he can see his mom looking over at the two of them. She gives her two kids a long look and then flashes a knowing smirk. Daisy looks nervous and ducks his head down.* 21:43 Kommissar Mandar *Daisy's mother lowers her lips to his ear and whipsers "It's okay, sweetheart, it's normal for kids to...experiment."* 21:45 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks over at the movie then back to his Mommy. He climbs into the woman's lap and nuzzles her chest.* 21:46 Kommissar Mandar *Aww, my little boy is so sweet...I wish I could just freeze you the way you are, I don't want you to grow up. I want you to stay little and perfect forever. She holds Daisy tight and kisses him on the snoot.* 21:48 Daisy Kay *Zinny climbs into your lap as well. The little girl rubs her snoot against your chest. She whispers to you "Can we have lunch, Mama?" Daisy blushes but he looks up and seems to ask the same question with the little expression on his face.* 21:49 Kommissar Mandar *What do you want for lunch, sweetlings?* 21:51 Daisy Kay *Zinny nudges your breast and gives a little nip through your shirt. She blushes but she smiles. It's the one thing neither of your two kids have grown out of yet.* 21:52 Kommissar Mandar *aww, sure my lovelies. Come on, lets go out to the car.* 21:53 *The mother walks her two children out to the blue Cavi, and has them climb in the backseat, joining them and unbuttoning her shirt* 21:54 Daisy Kay ((Mmm, if only I could suck both your nipples at once... I could try... c: )) 21:54 *The two exciteable tykes watch as you open your top, showing off your big beautiful tits. Zinny clamps down first, sucking eagerly and tasting that sweet mommy milk. Daisy takes your other nipple, pulling it hard inside his mouth and sucking deeply.* 21:55 Kommissar Mandar *The mother strokes her children's hair as they feed. She loves the closeness that she shares with them and hopes they never grow out of it. She winces slightly at the tugging on her nipples* 21:57 Daisy Kay *Daisy wiggles his bottom, using his pampers some more. He lets out a soft grunt and sighs. He looks up at you with a dreamy expression on his face. He licks your nipple, flicking it with his tongue. Zinny looks over at her brother, giggling with her mouth full.* 21:59 Kommissar Mandar *The mother strokes their little backs, loving how adorable and innocent they are. She feels so at peace, just relaxing with her young ones and feeding them..* 22:02 *"Do you know how much mommy loves you? she asks them* 22:02 Daisy Kay *Zinny nods. Daisy sits back and smiles up at you. "uh huh, and I love my Mommy very much." He places his hands between his legs, rubbing his diaper against himself.* 22:03 Kommissar Mandar *"Good", she says, kissing the squirming little boy on the forehead.* 22:05 Daisy Kay *Daisy slinks downward and rubs his snoot between your legs.* 22:05 Kommissar Mandar *Oh Daisy, you shouldn't think about your mother that way...but...I understand if you're curious..* 22:07 *Do you...want to see me?* 22:07 Daisy Kay ((*whispers in your ear* I'm about to explode...)) 22:07 *Daisy looks down at your crotch then back up at you. He nods quickly.* 22:07 Kommissar Mandar ((For real? =O)) 22:08 *Well, okay sweetheart. She removes her thong panties and lifts up her dress, revealing her mature womanhood the the young boy.* 22:09 Daisy Kay *Daisy leans forward, cumming on himself just from looking at you. He pants and moans.* 22:09 *Flops on top of you and nuzzles.* 22:09 *gives you an open-mouth kiss* 22:11 Kommissar Mandar *Aww, I'm glad you like what you see, darling. The mother pulls the young boy's head up to her level and returns the kiss, gently exploring Daisy's mouth with her tongue* 22:11 Daisy Kay *smiles at you.* 22:12 Mandy... you know you gave me a really really big one just now... 22:12 Kommissar Mandar Really? =O 22:12 Daisy Kay *washes their privates* 22:12 Kommissar Mandar I wish I could have been there to see it... 22:14 *blushes hotly* 22:14 Heh, I thought you said that was a rare thing for you? 22:15 Daisy Kay *blushes too* 22:15 yeah 22:15 My orgasms are slow burns. I have all these little ones and followed by a big one. 22:16 Kommissar Mandar I'm smiling like an idiot right now 22:16 Daisy Kay but rarely do I cum... 22:16 *sighs softly* I feel better... 22:16 Kommissar Mandar aww, I'm glad 22:17 You sound like you had a rough day today 22:17 Daisy Kay *Rubs their head* ooohhh... *smiles* 22:17 sometimes I wish I could cum quickly like a typical guy, or get sleepy afterward, but I guess it's better to have quality over quantity. 22:19 Kommissar Mandar That's true 22:19 I uh 22:19 I've come across a few guys who told me they have trouble with it 22:19 and...they don't seem to have trouble with me 22:20 Daisy Kay yeah. It's not... NOT having an orgasm... 22:20 like a lot of guys... I have um 22:20 I have feminine orgasms. 22:21 It's intense. I can feel them internally. 22:21 It can feel so much like a regular orgasm... 22:21 Kommissar Mandar That's probably a lot better than what a typical guy feels 22:21 I'm so glad I could do that for you.. 22:22 Daisy Kay Don't ever worry about me being unsatisfied. 22:22 because I'll assure you that I am. 22:22 Kommissar Mandar Heh, I worry a lot about that 22:22 Daisy Kay One girl I was with got so depressed that I didn't cum... 22:22 and I tried to explain to her how my orgasms work but she didn't believe me. 22:22 Kommissar Mandar I actually get really nervous about you just...I don't know, being dissappointed with me in real life 22:23 I believe you, I'm the same way 22:23 That's how girls work, and well...I've been with both 22:23 Daisy Kay I would love to know that you orgasm often, even without me touching you 22:23 like... 22:23 you could be touching yourself or rubbing, or... using something 22:23 Kommissar Mandar I use something 22:24 Daisy Kay and I would be happy with that. 22:24 *nuzzles your neck.* 22:24 haha, um... 22:24 Kommissar Mandar heh, I just worry 22:24 Daisy Kay we had a gay dog. 22:25 Kommissar Mandar That's common in dogs 22:25 Daisy Kay she chewed up my roommate's dildo. It was funny and tragic. 22:25 Kommissar Mandar They fuck for dominance 22:25 ahaha 22:25 Daisy Kay because now the plastic was too sharp to use. Oh well, cest la vie. 22:25 She fuckin loved pussy apparently. 22:25 She chewed the crotch out of underwear and jeans if you left it lying around. 22:26 Nasty dog 22:26 Kommissar Mandar oh jeez... 22:26 Daisy Kay haha yeah 22:26 She ate pants 22:26 Kommissar Mandar pants eater 22:26 Daisy Kay *eats your pants* 22:26 *licks your pussy* 22:26 Kommissar Mandar ooooohhh 22:27 Daisy Kay I don't like, do much eating out, but 22:27 I love just quickly putting my face down there 22:27 *blush* heh heh 22:27 just diving in for a moment. 22:27 Kommissar Mandar I just hope you don't find me dull in real life 22:27 Daisy Kay I'm not. 22:27 Kommissar Mandar I like the sound of that.. 22:27 Daisy Kay I'm gonna cuddle you and doll you up 22:28 Kommissar Mandar I just get nervous meeting people, lol 22:28 Daisy Kay *pulls you into her arms and rocks you.* 22:28 Kommissar Mandar aww... 22:28 Daisy Kay Lil baby *pinches your toes.* 22:28 Kommissar Mandar I've never had anything like that done to me before 22:29 You can doll me up and rock me as much as you want : 3 22:29 Daisy Kay I've always been the one as the caretaker. 22:29 It's like my natural state. 22:29 I'm going to dress you up like a turn-of-the-century street tough 22:30 with a lil newsboy cap. 22:30 Kommissar Mandar aww haha 22:30 GET YA PAPES 22:30 Daisy Kay haha if I had that stuff 22:30 Kommissar Mandar I have a cap like that lol 22:30 Daisy Kay yeah? 22:30 Kommissar Mandar Yup 22:30 kind of like it 22:31 Daisy Kay There are like, two kinds... 22:31 Kommissar Mandar http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2011/07/13/george-rr-martin---credit-karolina-webb_custom-f55e7468bf1390094e2995cc4f26d8e6a8f7ab47-s6-c30.jpg 22:31 George RR Martin wears my hat 22:31 Daisy Kay there's a one with a brim that is called a gatsby and with the brim completely covered called a flat cap. 22:31 he he 22:32 Kommissar Mandar It's the only hat I own, other than the tails one 22:32 Daisy Kay now that 22:33 is a baby's hat 22:33 *tickles your tummy* 22:33 Kommissar Mandar Ye : 3 22:33 I also have Knuckles slippers... 22:33 Daisy Kay One day I should get some footy pajamas for you. 22:33 Kommissar Mandar Now I haven't worn those in a long time 22:33 They'd look adorable 22:34 Daisy Kay then you wont slip around in the kitchen. 22:34 *pats your butt* 22:34 *yawns and pulls you close* I'm so excited... 22:34 you're going to be here soon. 22:35 Kommissar Mandar I am : 3 22:35 Daisy Kay Your bed is arriving on the same day you leave. 22:35 cutting it a bit close, but at least it'll be here. 22:35 Kommissar Mandar yay! 22:35 I'm so excited too.. 22:35 nervous, but very excited 22:35 Daisy Kay I'll be so relaxed. 22:35 no more stress *yawns* 22:35 *curls up* 22:36 *presses up against you.* 22:36 Kommissar Mandar *Takes you in her arms and nuzzles you* 22:36 *kisses your forehead* 22:36 Monday, 26. May 2014 Daisy Kay *smooch* 00:44 Kommissar Mandar *smooches your smeech* 09:35 Daisy Kay c: 11:02 I hope I'll have time to do some house cleaning today 11:03 Kommissar Mandar I just got in from outside 12:15 Daisy Kay hi there little outdoor critter 12:15 Kommissar Mandar bah, everything froze 12:26 Daisy Kay oh no 12:26 frozen 12:26 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 12:26 I saw your frozen pic 12:26 I think I actually got color today, my skin feels so weird 12:27 Daisy Kay *touches your skin* 12:27 Kommissar Mandar *sizzle* 12:28 How's your day going? 12:29 Daisy Kay Just fine. Working on getting ahead of schedule by starting early this week. Also I'm going to finish a book I started a long time ago by adding some extra pages. 12 pages are already done and they're really lush. 12:30 Kommissar Mandar ooh nice 12:32 I'll get it when it's done 12:32 Daisy Kay I could jus' give it to ya. 12:32 *cuddles you up* 12:32 Kommissar Mandar aww, I like contributing 12:32 *purrs* 12:33 Daisy Kay Well yeah but 12:34 You'll be livin wiff me 12:34 Kommissar Mandar : 3 12:34 Daisy Kay We share all things 12:34 Kommissar Mandar aww...that makes me happy 12:34 You can borrow all my makeup, if its your thing 12:36 Daisy Kay heheheh 12:36 might as well 12:36 Kommissar Mandar I really wanna have fun with your eyes : 3 12:37 Put thick eyeliner on them 12:37 Daisy Kay this show is so nippley. 12:41 Kommissar Mandar hah you're watching game of thrones? 12:42 (wait'll they start cutting nipples off, then it gets interesting) 12:42 Daisy Kay it's all nipples. 12:43 Kommissar Mandar all nipples, all the time 12:43 The nipple network 12:43 I irrevocably fucked up Phantasmagoria and now the games unwinnable lol 12:45 Daisy Kay it's playing season 2 right now. 12:45 Kommissar Mandar I didn't get the very, very, very, last item that you need. 12:45 So...screw it, I'm moving on to Harvester 12:46 Daisy Kay ugh what an annoying game 12:46 I'm glad they don't make adventure games unwinnable anymore. 12:46 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, I thought it would be...more forgiving than the King's Quest games at least 12:46 but nope 12:46 Daisy Kay It's one thing to be stuck because you need to use your brain 12:47 it's another to be stuck because you didn't pick up an item that you can not possibly get at the end of the game. 12:47 Kommissar Mandar Exactly, but when the puzzles are so goddamn counter intuitive... 12:47 Its such bullshit 12:47 Daisy Kay That is not a challenge. 12:47 Kommissar Mandar You need to go to this little crypt all the way at the end of the yard and get a crucifix 12:48 Daisy Kay That isn't "hard." That is wasting your time. 12:48 Kommissar Mandar Like, my husband is running around laughing with an axe 12:48 Why would I think to do that? 12:48 Daisy Kay The only way it could be interesting is if the item you collect simply gives you an alternate ending. 12:48 man, if my Saturn was workin 12:49 I'd have you play Blazing Dragons. 12:49 Kommissar Mandar I believe there is an alternate ending where you can "save" Don, but I got neither lol 12:49 oooh, what's that? 12:50 Saturn was one of those consoles I thought looked really cool, but didn't know anyone who had it 12:50 Daisy Kay it's a silly point and click adventure game with weird looking cartoon dragons 12:50 Kommissar Mandar So I never got to play it 12:50 Daisy Kay Maybe it can be repaired. The audio is just messed up. 12:51 Kommissar Mandar Sounds like my kind of thing 12:51 Daisy Kay I could either get another Saturn or simply buy it for the PS1. 12:51 Kommissar Mandar I have a PS2 so that works too 12:51 Daisy Kay I also have a PS2. 12:52 Could always use a second one. 12:53 ooh 12:53 I could make you play Seaman 12:53 Kommissar Mandar *beavis and butthead laugh* 12:54 Daisy Kay of course I might have to help you since it's hard to know what to do 12:54 raising them to a certain age can be difficult. 12:54 Kommissar Mandar What kind of game is it? 12:54 Daisy Kay Well, you raise these little tadpoles and they grow into fish with human faces 12:55 Kommissar Mandar I wanna look them up, but nothings working of course 12:55 Daisy Kay and you use a microphone to talk to them. 12:55 Kommissar Mandar Fish with human faces? 12:56 That just sounds creepy... 12:56 My curiosity is peaked 12:56 I'm picturing like...Thomas the Tank engine with fins 12:56 Daisy Kay yes. 12:57 Then they grow into frogs with human faces. 12:57 but that is only if you beat the game. 12:57 I have a save file with a finished version of the game. 12:58 Kommissar Mandar I want to see these abominations first hand 12:58 Daisy Kay You can view it before you start fresh. 12:58 c: 12:58 YOU WILL! 12:58 Kommissar Mandar =D 12:58 Daisy Kay Also the game is narrated by Leonard Nemoy 12:58 Kommissar Mandar Oh shit 12:58 You raise them akin to virtual pets? 13:00 I had a lot of games like that growing up, but not with frog people 13:00 Daisy Kay It's probably the weirdest virtual pet game 13:01 and best 13:01 The more you talk to the Seaman the more it learns 13:02 it even starts asking you questions, personal stuff 13:02 Kommissar Mandar It's like a furby in that sense, I suppose? 13:02 oh god 13:02 Daisy Kay and it saves this information 13:02 Kommissar Mandar "Human, where do we go when we die?" 13:02 "Why do you cry in the night, human?" 13:03 This sounds creepy as hell, I'm all over it 13:03 Daisy Kay c: 13:05 I can't wait to share my toys with you 13:05 Kommissar Mandar eeee : 3 13:06 I'm so excited 13:06 I don't know if you like the Legacy of Kain games, but I have some of them you could try 13:09 Blood Omen, the first one, is my favorite game for PS1 13:10 It's somewhat like Zelda, only you play as a very angry vampire 13:11 Daisy Kay I have a gameshark. It's fun to hack games after you beat them. 13:12 Kommissar Mandar oooooh I never had one 13:12 I had a Game Genie, that's it 13:12 for genesis 13:12 Daisy Kay The Game Genie was the best 13:13 made my own codes 13:13 Kommissar Mandar What'd you make codes for? 13:13 Daisy Kay all games, mostly Mario 1 though. 13:14 That was just the easiest game to hack. 13:15 Kommissar Mandar I never knew any hacks 13:16 What could you do with Mario 1? 13:16 Daisy Kay make it messed up. 13:18 I loved to glitch out games honestly. 13:18 I did a lot of cart tilting before it was even a thing. 13:19 Kommissar Mandar haha I remember that 13:19 Daisy Kay I remembering tilting Mario 2... 13:19 Kommissar Mandar You could do crazy shit with ocarina of time 13:19 Daisy Kay and getting to play a whole new kind of game. 13:19 Kommissar Mandar that's rad as hell 13:20 Daisy Kay It was hard because there was just all kinds of stuff filling the screen. 13:20 Kommissar Mandar I played so much Mario 2 but I never beat it 13:20 Daisy Kay The level layouts were completely changed. 13:20 Kommissar Mandar oh damn 13:20 It's like playing god 13:20 Daisy Kay I also found a hidden limerick in A Boy And His Blob. 13:20 Kommissar Mandar ooh 13:20 Daisy Kay Most people had only seen a half-finished version 13:21 But I found the whole thing before anyone else. 13:21 Kommissar Mandar damn.. 13:21 Daisy Kay haha 13:22 Kommissar Mandar I actually have an Ocarina of Time cart we could try tilting 13:22 Daisy Kay it's dumb as hell 13:22 http://tcrf.net/File:ABoyAndHisBlobD7.png 13:22 "just doing my blob" 13:23 that sounds gross, kid 13:23 Kommissar Mandar meh, none of my crap is working so I can't see it 13:23 What a boy does with his blob is a very personal thing 13:24 I know in early development with Ocarina of Time, they were planning on having a second quest 13:25 but scrapped it 13:25 Daisy Kay yeah 13:25 Kommissar Mandar When you tilt the cart you can actually access bits and pieces of it 13:25 Daisy Kay I like lookin at vids of the weird 4th day glitch in Majora's Mask. 13:25 Kommissar Mandar oooh that too 13:26 Daisy Kay ohh yeah and 13:26 all the stuff hidden in Banjo Kazooie 13:26 that you can get with the gameshark 13:26 Kommissar Mandar that one egg...if I recall 13:26 Daisy Kay I'm sure one of my n64 gamesharks still works 13:26 Kommissar Mandar there was some hidden item in that game 13:26 Daisy Kay yeah and the dead bottles thing 13:26 Kommissar Mandar heh 13:27 Daisy Kay where player 2 can possess enemies and they can either make the fighter easier or harder 13:27 Kommissar Mandar I remember the glitch in OoT, where you could replace all your items with bottles 13:27 beat Ganon with a bottle 13:27 Daisy Kay I played as Master Hand in the original Smash Brothers 13:27 I just love playing games as they were not intended. 13:28 Kommissar Mandar That's the best part : 3 13:28 I STILL have not found this one hack for OoT 13:29 where you can access the original test areas 13:29 areas that look nothing like what's in the final game, very wonky looking 13:30 I've tried so hard to get it to work 13:30 Daisy Kay you ever play Paper Mario 13:30 I forget if I asked 13:30 Kommissar Mandar I played it at a friends house, I never had it 13:30 Daisy Kay okay well I got that 13:30 Kommissar Mandar =D 13:30 Daisy Kay I thiiiiink you can access the test rooms with the gameshark. 13:30 in oot 13:31 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, you can either do that or do it with a rom 13:31 I tried doing it with a rom and couldn't get it to work 13:31 The last Legacy of Kain game had an amazing cheat 13:33 play the whole thing with cartoon graphics 13:33 welp, imma do the laundry and try and unfuck the computer 13:38 Daisy Kay hi bee. 20:07 Kommissar Mandar Hey you 20:14 Just got done packing 20:14 Daisy Kay *smiles* 20:15 Kommissar Mandar *kisses your snoot* 20:15 Daisy Kay *boops snoops* 20:16 Kommissar Mandar : 3 20:17 Daisy Kay I took advil PMs so I hope I can get up early tomorrow and get any packages that arrive. 20:18 Kommissar Mandar Have some trippy dreams 20:19 Yeah, my debit card should get there soon 20:19 I'm also sending another package there 20:19 Daisy Kay to the office? 20:19 Kommissar Mandar just small stuff 20:19 no 20:19 your house 20:20 Daisy Kay I think I only 20:20 oh 20:20 you know my street address? 20:20 I was not sure 20:20 Kommissar Mandar yup! 20:20 Daisy Kay I gave you 220 N St Rt 7 20:20 Kommissar Mandar 302 walker street right? 20:20 Daisy Kay yeah 20:20 why did I forget 20:20 Kommissar Mandar That's okay, I forget everything 20:21 I've got itchy splotches of sunburn on me =( 20:22 Daisy Kay that is why I always wear something around my neck 20:23 also hats 20:23 Kommissar Mandar I was in the pool 20:23 I can see everywhere I missed with my sunscreen 20:24 Daisy Kay hehe c: 20:24 Kommissar Mandar My Irish skin can't handle sunlight 20:24 Daisy Kay yeah 20:26 Kommissar Mandar In AZ I had to keep 50 spf sunblock in my pocket at all times lol 20:26 Daisy Kay you seen my freckles 20:26 I got badly burned in LA. 20:26 Kommissar Mandar aww, you have freckles? 20:26 Daisy Kay like, bright red 20:26 Kommissar Mandar *looks closely at your pics* 20:26 ooh, now I see 20:27 they look cute : 3 20:28 Daisy Kay They're all over my body, almost. 20:29 Kommissar Mandar I'm the same way 20:30 i have them on my arms and shoulders 20:30 Daisy Kay Just forever stained on my shoulders yeah 20:30 Kommissar Mandar they stop about there though 20:30 Daisy Kay so blotchy 20:31 Kommissar Mandar haha you got really badly burned on the shoulders? 20:31 Daisy Kay no 20:31 freckles 20:31 I also have a few of those... 20:31 Kommissar Mandar I have a permanent tan and freckles there because I got reeeally badly burned once on the shoulders 20:31 Daisy Kay tiny blood-red freckles. 20:31 I used to wonder what those were 20:31 turns out it's just some really strong pigmentation. 20:32 Kommissar Mandar In 5th grade I got a 2nd degree burn from the sun 20:32 I don't think I've seen those 20:32 Daisy Kay they are teeny tiny red dots 20:32 do you have moles 20:32 Kommissar Mandar Just a small one on my arm 20:33 Daisy Kay I have a bunch here and there. 20:33 I did recently get a mole on my face. It's just on the left side, around the jaw. No color to it. 20:34 Kommissar Mandar like a beauty mark : 3 20:35 I've only ever had the one 20:35 Daisy Kay my dumb irish body is just 20:36 little dots everywhere 20:36 Kommissar Mandar You're Irish too? 20:36 cool : 3 20:37 I have one of the most Irish names ever 20:37 Amanda Erin Mullen 20:37 Daisy Kay I told you my hair used to be 20:38 Kommissar Mandar I'm never called Amanda though 20:38 Daisy Kay really really bright red 20:38 Kommissar Mandar When did it change again? 20:38 Daisy Kay just gradually as I got older 20:38 also the curls 20:38 really large curls. Not like all tight and small 20:39 Kommissar Mandar You were like Chuckie when you were little : 3 20:39 The Rugrat, not the doll 20:39 My blonde hair turned brown when I was 10 and never came back 20:40 What's you zip code again? 20:56 Daisy Kay 64080 20:57 Kommissar Mandar thankya 20:57 Daisy Kay what kind of phone do you have 20:57 Kommissar Mandar An LG Optimus 20:57 Daisy Kay if you ever need to call 816-588-8915 20:58 Kommissar Mandar Cheap and simple 20:58 ah thanks 20:58 I was gonna ask you for that so I could call in case I got lost lo 20:58 lol* 20:58 Though, I don't know how much service my phone will have out there 20:59 I barely have service here lol 20:59 My number is 631-578-6104 21:00 Daisy Kay I am payng $101 a month on my iphone 21:00 Kommissar Mandar Oh good gravy 21:00 Daisy Kay I have no idea what the extra 1 is for 21:00 my phone was free 21:01 Kommissar Mandar I pay $35 a month with Virgin mobile 21:01 the service is very spotty though 21:01 My phone was $200 21:01 Daisy Kay I just was like 21:01 I need an iphone that I can use when I travel 21:02 Kommissar Mandar but I find it to be a lot better than when I had an iphone 21:02 The battery is just too short on them 21:02 Daisy Kay I keep my iphone plugged in most of the time. 21:03 it can last at least 1 day being unplugged with minimal use but I try not to keep it that way 21:03 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, I need more than that lol 21:04 I forget to plug it in a lot 21:05 This has been my favorite phone 21:07 The worst one I had was a Droid 21:07 Though it met a sad fate at the Salt River in AZ 21:07 Tuesday, 27. May 2014 Daisy Kay hey cookieface 10:35 Kommissar Mandar Hullo 10:49 My shit locked up again 10:49 Daisy Kay *hugga bug* 10:49 cookie cookie cookie 10:49 Kommissar Mandar I do it all for the cookie 10:50 That was an amazing song 10:51 Cookie Monster sings Limp Bizkit 10:52 Daisy Kay cocky 10:53 Kommissar Mandar *stuffs cookies in your face* 10:55 alright, I gotta hit the bank and get an oil change 11:08 change my earls 11:08 Daisy Kay go! go! 11:08 feel free to text me anytime 11:08 Kommissar Mandar okay : 3 11:09 Daisy Kay I can't believe they used a stock fart sound in this show. I thought with their high production values that they would have made an original one. 13:39 Kommissar Mandar Ahahaha 13:40 I know the scene your talking about 13:40 Dolorous Edd 13:40 The Wilhelm Fart 13:40 The wilhelm fart just kills your immersion man... 13:43 I'm picking all the bacon out of this potato salad 13:44 There's something about soggy, cold bacon that is just skeevy.. 13:44 Daisy Kay haha 13:45 I do a lot of my own sound editing 13:45 so I've heard, like... 13:46 EVERY canned sound there is. 13:46 Kommissar Mandar I'll bet 13:46 I can pick out a few 13:46 my favorites being 13:46 That one rooster crow that's used in EVERYTHING 13:46 That stock "hell" ambience 13:47 Daisy Kay I just know 'em when I hear 'em. 13:48 Kommissar Mandar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbdLYtK9pPs 13:48 Daisy Kay I'm like "hey I used that." 13:48 Kommissar Mandar You'll know this one 13:48 Daisy Kay oh, uh... 13:49 Kommissar Mandar It's been in a ton of games, a couple cartoons and horror movies 13:49 Daisy Kay for horror sounds 13:49 there are a dozen screams I recognize 13:49 and the baby cry 13:49 no one has made a new stock baby crying 13:49 Kommissar Mandar Yes! 13:49 Daisy Kay it's always the same baby 13:49 Kommissar Mandar It is all the same baby 13:49 jinx 13:49 Daisy Kay like 13:50 it's actually kinda funny in the Conker game 13:50 when you basically hear every "spooky sound CD" sound play in the graveyard. 13:50 Kommissar Mandar haha yes 13:50 Hallmark Halloween sounds 13:51 Daisy Kay 1001 Spooky Farts 13:51 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 13:51 The Fart over Innsmouth 13:51 Daisy Kay one of the weirder screams was made popular by the show Flapjack 13:51 whenever I use it people say "hey that's from Flapjack!" 13:52 haha 13:52 It has existed long before that though. 13:52 it's just this guttural "OOOOH!" 13:52 Kommissar Mandar I've probably heard it 13:52 I want to make a haunted house one day 13:52 I WANTED so bad to make a haunted house at my friends for Halloween 13:52 He literally has the pool from Poltergiest in his backyard... 13:53 I wanted to put fake skeletons in it 13:53 Daisy Kay yeah 13:53 Kommissar Mandar Go in there, cover myself in mud 13:53 Daisy Kay I would love to make a haunted house again some day. 13:53 Kommissar Mandar Scare the bejeezus out of people by coming out and screaming "THEY ONLY MOVED THE HEADSTONES!" 13:54 Heh, my friend's house looked haunted all by itself without any help 13:54 Daisy Kay One of the cooler things to do, is like... just set up all these partitions... 13:54 Kommissar Mandar It would have been amazing with horror sounds and decorations 13:54 Daisy Kay so that you have to walk around it like a maze 13:54 Kommissar Mandar oh shit 13:54 Get a fog machine 13:54 Daisy Kay design it just right so that you lead them around 13:54 rather than getting them lost in your house haha 13:55 in the front door and out the back door. 13:55 Kommissar Mandar that would be amazing 13:55 Daisy Kay by the way, don't open the back door. 13:55 My back door is busted. 13:55 Kommissar Mandar ah 13:56 Daisy Kay it's being held in place by being closed. 13:56 Kommissar Mandar Don't Go In The Basement 13:56 Daisy Kay haha 13:56 No basement. 13:56 Kommissar Mandar I love that song 13:56 Daisy Kay I'm glad I don't have one anymore 13:56 you mean the sally cruikshank video? 13:56 Kommissar Mandar Yeah Basements be trouble 13:56 I believe so 13:56 Daisy Kay Quasi At The Quackadero 13:57 I just like saying that. 13:57 Kommissar Mandar yup that one 13:57 Daisy Kay I have said it a few times during LPs just 13:57 throwing it out there 13:57 Just to evoke Q sounds 13:57 the "comedy K." 13:57 Kommissar Mandar When I hear the word Quackadero 13:58 I just picture two ducks having a Mexican stand-off 13:58 See now 13:59 Daisy Kay I love that scene she did for Twilight Zone movie 13:59 Kommissar Mandar The best creepy sounds to use 13:59 Daisy Kay where she killed Bart Simpson 13:59 Kommissar Mandar Is anything from the Conet Project 13:59 Daisy Kay run, Ethel, run! 13:59 Kommissar Mandar I haven't seen that 13:59 Daisy Kay woah 13:59 it's the only one worth watching 13:59 The rest of the movie leaves a bad taste in your mouth once you know what happened to Vic Morrow. 14:00 Kommissar Mandar I've seen a lot of the Twilight zone, but not the movie 14:00 what happened to him? 14:01 Daisy Kay Although I guess some people do like John Lithgow playing William Shatner's character in Nightmare At 20,000 Feet 14:01 oh 14:01 he and two kids were killed during a stunt with a helicopter. 14:02 Kommissar Mandar Oh god...he was that guy... 14:02 I saw that happen 14:02 Daisy Kay If you ever really payed attention to films made after the mid-80s hardly any scenes involve helicopters. 14:03 Kommissar Mandar But didn't remember the guys name 14:03 Daisy Kay unless they are far away 14:03 Kommissar Mandar Die Hard had a bunch 14:03 but yeah 14:04 that was a terrible thing to watch 14:04 One of those videos that stuck with me 14:04 Daisy Kay I don't ever watch those kind of videos anymore. 14:05 as a grown up I just thought "I don't need to see how it happened." 14:05 haha 14:05 me grown up 14:05 Kommissar Mandar I'm a very morbidly curious person, I can't resist 14:05 Daisy Kay so yeah 14:06 helicopter ban in Hollywood 14:06 Kommissar Mandar For good reason 14:06 I have never been in a helicopter and I never will be 14:06 I don't like them, I don't trust them 14:07 Daisy Kay it's fine as long as you aren't IN A STORM or BLOWING TONS OF WIND AT IT ON PURPOSE. 14:07 haha man what a bunch of assholes 14:07 Kommissar Mandar I'd rather avoid the altogether 14:07 Daisy Kay it makes me think of that guy... 14:08 Kommissar Mandar who? 14:08 Daisy Kay The guy who made that old film about Noah's Ark 14:09 it's the reason there are stunt regulations now. 14:09 that was the movie where extras got drowned during a flood scene 14:10 Kommissar Mandar oh christ... 14:11 Daisy Kay haha man people were DUMB back then. 14:11 Kommissar Mandar Regulations for pretty much anything are usually a result of stupidity which resulted in tragedy 14:12 I'm reminded of this one video I saw that's been in like all the "creepy/unnerving" shit threads 14:13 Of that night club that burned down 14:13 Faulty stage wiring 14:14 Overcrowded club 14:14 I think the band was called The Sharks or something 14:14 but it was just a really fucked up thing to watch 14:14 Everyone made for the door at once and people were crammed in this little hallway while everything was on fire 14:15 The Station, that was it 14:15 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Station_nightclub_fire 14:16 Daisy Kay kittens and teddybears 14:18 kittens holding stuffed animals 14:19 Kommissar Mandar *hugs you like a teddybear* 14:19 Daisy Kay so you are a kitten now 14:19 Kommissar Mandar Ye 14:19 I'm a kitten attaching myself to your shirt 14:20 Daisy Kay Hmm. I should make a shirt that's like those clingy animal shirts except make it more bloody. 14:22 I'm sure it might have been done before, but has it been done with a cute animal? 14:22 Kommissar Mandar I don't think so 14:24 A cute little kitten clawing your back raw : 3 14:24 Daisy Kay man... 14:29 I hate every other smug character in this 14:29 I just don't like when they don't get what's coming to them. 14:29 It's not fun if the proud asshole remains proud. 14:29 Kommissar Mandar Hah 14:32 It takes a while in this show 14:32 But believe me 14:32 Everyone gets whats coming to them 14:33 Daisy Kay as long as it happens 14:33 Kommissar Mandar Especially Cersei : 3 14:33 But I won't spoil anything 14:33 That's the fun of it though 14:33 You get to watch everyone build their own house of cards for so long....and it makes it so much more special when it comes down on their heads : 3 14:33 Daisy Kay I just have a feeling something will happen to that shitty boy king soon. 14:34 Kommissar Mandar hueheuhue : 3 14:34 Daisy Kay There's no way he can survive on his own if he attacks everyone at once. 14:35 He's kinda dumb 14:35 Kommissar Mandar You'll see 14:35 Daisy Kay not even realistic 14:35 just sort dumb dumb dumb 14:35 he's gonna undo himself. 14:35 Kommissar Mandar He's like Cartman and Mackaulay Culkin from The Good Son had a baby 14:36 Daisy Kay He would whip a tiger and then wonder why his throat is being ripped out 14:36 Kommissar Mandar But he's a lot more Cartman 14:36 So when he's left to his own devices and doesn't have mom or grandpa wiping his ass...he fucks up big time 14:36 Daisy Kay I like characters like Pokey/Porky from Earthbound. 14:36 Kommissar Mandar Pokey's my favorite! =D 14:36 Daisy Kay A rotten little shit that has zero power but then 14:37 somehow becomes the most evil being in the universe 14:37 haha 14:37 I dunno that is the most fascinating villain arc. 14:37 Kommissar Mandar He is used though, essentially 14:37 Daisy Kay Not the "he was good but tragedy turned him bad" or 14:37 Kommissar Mandar I like when the underdog gets his day 14:38 Daisy Kay "he always was evil and just used cunning" 14:38 but rather 14:38 someone who just starts as obnoxious and annoying 14:38 and then, when you least expect it, has real power. 14:38 wasn't Kefka like that in FF3/6 14:39 Kommissar Mandar Kefka was essentially insane and loved chaos 14:40 Daisy Kay He started out pretty weak 14:40 Kommissar Mandar Yeah 14:40 Daisy Kay so yeah 14:40 another good example 14:40 Kommissar Mandar Those are my favorite villians 14:40 Nihilistic villains who like chaos for the sake of chaos 14:40 Its what makes me like skull kid so much more than Ganon 14:41 Daisy Kay oh 14:41 Kommissar Mandar Ganon is pretty typcial, just wants to rule the world 14:41 Daisy Kay I love the villain that disrupts the plans of the "main" villain. 14:41 Kommissar Mandar Majora/skull kid just wants to destroy it 14:41 Daisy Kay that is a close second 14:41 just like 14:42 a wild card 14:42 Kommissar Mandar Yes! 14:42 Trashcan Man from The Stand 14:42 Daisy Kay main bad guy is like "hey wait, I'm the one that-" 14:42 and bam 14:42 dethroned by some weirdo 14:42 Kommissar Mandar I brought you the big fire, boss : 3 14:42 Daisy Kay combine those two types and like 14:42 that's the ultimate bad guy 14:42 Kommissar Mandar That's also why I like Littlefinger 14:43 He's the dude behind the scenes who's basically the puppetmaster of everything 14:43 Him and Varys are the only ones with real power 14:44 I always think of them like the Red and Blue spy in TF2 lol 14:45 Daisy Kay I don't like the smugness. 14:46 Kommissar Mandar I like smugness : 3 14:46 Daisy Kay There have to be moments where they get embarrassed. 14:46 otherwise it's no fun. 14:46 Kommissar Mandar You see that more with Varys 14:46 When Grandma Tyrell starts hitting on him 14:47 Daisy Kay I mean 14:47 when someone like 14:47 Kommissar Mandar "What happens when the decrepit bumps against the non-existant?" *wink*' 14:47 Daisy Kay constantly has a grin thinking they know everything 14:47 Kommissar Mandar and he just makes the weirdest face 14:47 Daisy Kay It's so much more satisfying to see that grin disappear 14:47 Kommissar Mandar They kind of do though 14:47 They at least no more than everyone around them 14:48 Or they're just Merpeople 14:48 Don't care what anybody says, I'm still committed to that theory 14:49 And I would never stop being smug if I was secretly a mermaid 14:51 Anyway 14:54 I think Cersei is just the most fun character 14:54 To watch fall 14:54 Without spoiling too much 14:54 She becomes pretty much as ridiculous as her son 14:54 At one point she's gaining weight 14:55 And she has all her servants beaten for "shrinking her clothes" 14:55 And then what finally happens to her is just absolutely beautiful 14:56 The only thing that tops it is what happens to Tywin : 3 14:56 Daisy Kay haha 15:00 is that next season or season 2 15:00 I'm still on 2, ep 4. 15:00 Kommissar Mandar Tywin's commuppance actually hasn't happened yet 15:00 it's happening this season 15:00 the next episode or the one after, I believe 15:01 I hope they make it as satisfying as it was in the book, but this show never seems to have a problem with that 15:01 Cersei's commuppance doesn't happen till waayy later, probably not for the next 2 season's of the show 15:02 But 15:02 You just get to watch her make horrible decision after horrible decision for so long...and you just know that everything is going to backfire on her in some way. 15:03 Daisy Kay a fatso 15:03 Kommissar Mandar You didn't get to the introduction of the Tyrells yet, at least not Grandma Tyrell 15:05 Ornary old people who do not give a FUCK anymore are my favorite 15:05 Daisy Kay it would be easier to watch this if it were on Prime with the other HBO shows. 15:13 but no they didn't wanna give up their highest rated show to people willing to spend $70 a year on Amazon. 15:14 still worth it. I still get free 2-day shipping for everythin. 15:14 has a skeleton ever crawled out of your vagina 15:21 i hate when that happens 15:21 Kommissar Mandar It'd be cool if that's how periods worked 15:30 Holy shit it looks like there's gonna be a tornado outside 15:58 Daisy Kay in NJ? 16:06 Kommissar Mandar Yup 16:06 Oh, I've seen them here 16:06 not very big 16:06 But little ones have happened 16:06 Daisy Kay dust devils 16:06 Kommissar Mandar haha 16:07 I guess that's what you'd call them 16:07 Not enough to do serious damage, but enough to look really fucking scary. 16:07 Daisy Kay I shaved my body and then took a loooong shower. 20:17 Kommissar Mandar ooooooh 20:17 You probably feel so smoooth 20:17 Daisy Kay not really 20:17 just less hairy. 20:17 I will sweep the floor later... 20:17 Kommissar Mandar Are you naturally hairy? 20:18 Daisy Kay eh, it's in patches that I would like to 20:19 eliminate. 20:19 I know I shouldn't be so down about my body 20:20 Kommissar Mandar I want to be hairless except for my head and eyebrows 20:21 You have a lovely body from what I've seen of it 20:21 I'm just so upset I broke the nail on my left ringfinger 20:22 I might have a tip put on it before I go 20:22 It's hard to type because my fingers are so uneven now lol 20:23 Daisy Kay *pulls you into a hug* 20:25 I bet your bush looks really cute. 20:25 Kommissar Mandar haha, I don't have a bush, I have a hardwood floor 20:25 Daisy Kay just sayin, if it ever grew out... 20:26 Kommissar Mandar I dunno I just hate having any hair down there 20:26 Daisy Kay me too. 20:26 It has to be... 20:26 light. 20:26 Kommissar Mandar Yeah...when my bush grows in it's out of control... 20:27 Daisy Kay I would shave my pubic hair and armpits off completely BUT you're supposed to keep some... 20:27 Kommissar Mandar Like 70s porno out of control 20:27 Daisy Kay it's more hygenic. 20:27 those are areas of your body that need at least a little hair. 20:27 Kommissar Mandar Really? 20:27 I never knew that 20:27 I shave my pits bare 20:27 Daisy Kay do you ever get, like, any rashes 20:28 Kommissar Mandar I thought it would be more hygenic to have no hair there 20:28 Daisy Kay It leads to rashes and yeast infections, sorry so gross but true. 20:28 Kommissar Mandar I get occasional dermatitis 20:28 but not in any areas with hair 20:28 I've never had a yeast infection, I wouldn't even know what one would look like if I had it 20:29 Daisy Kay looks like yeast 20:29 Kommissar Mandar I honestly think I have some kind of allergy to cigarettes/nicotine 20:29 Daisy Kay hahaha 20:29 Kommissar Mandar That's the yeast of my worries 20:29 Daisy Kay ha ha 20:29 Kommissar Mandar But 20:29 My ex boyfriend was a chain smoker and always had cigarette residue on his hands 20:30 And I would break out into huge, itchy rashes 20:30 but yeah...I've definitely never had yeast down there 20:31 It's always been something I'm afraid of 20:31 I'm pissed that my acne is acting up again, it frustrates me to no end 20:32 Daisy Kay I'm only concerned that it's painful. 20:32 I always think it's 20:32 cute 20:32 Kommissar Mandar It gets painful 20:32 Daisy Kay I'm weird about it 20:32 Kommissar Mandar aww really? 20:32 Daisy Kay of course you knew this 20:33 yeah! 20:33 Kommissar Mandar You'll love my acne scars then 20:33 Daisy Kay I always talk about how a series of dots and marks and moles and pimples and acne looks cute 20:33 Kommissar Mandar I'm in luck then lol 20:34 My face will never be one color again because of all the acne I've had over the years 20:34 When I was 17-20 was the WORST 20:34 Because I got these pimples that would hurt so bad 20:34 they left the worst scars, too 20:35 Daisy Kay If I ever get my face zapped... 20:35 oooh, it's going to be sooo red 20:35 Kommissar Mandar I've thought about getting mine zapped 20:36 Daisy Kay and it's once a month for 18 months 20:36 Kommissar Mandar Probably so expensive 20:36 When I have money to burn, the first thing I'm going to treat myself to is permanent eyeliner 20:36 I want it sooo bad 20:36 Daisy Kay this is deeply personal. 20:36 I try not to worry about little things about my body, just the big ones. 20:37 Kommissar Mandar mm hmm 20:37 Daisy Kay body hair is a big deal because it's too "masculine." 20:38 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, I can understand why it would be such a pest for you 20:39 Daisy Kay I'm okay with having a... 20:40 *whispers* wiener. 20:40 Kommissar Mandar haha 20:40 I would be sad if you ever got rid of it =( 20:40 A wiener is a terrible thing to waste 20:40 I mean don't get me wrong 20:41 I'd be happy with whatever made you happy 20:41 You sure do have a nice one too... 20:42 *hides her face* 20:42 Daisy Kay *nuzzles* 20:43 Kommissar Mandar I'd just be happy if my acne were gone forever, that's all I really want 20:45 Daisy Kay Yeah. 20:45 I just don't want you in pain. 20:45 I know how much it can hurt. 20:45 Kommissar Mandar yeah =( 20:45 Daisy Kay I've never had it personally. 20:45 Kommissar Mandar lucky you 20:45 Daisy Kay yeah 20:45 I hit puberty when I was nine. That's when everything started working and grew and got bigger and I felt nervous and wanted to hide it. 20:46 Kommissar Mandar aww... 20:47 I won't lie 20:47 Daisy Kay and the cramps started 20:47 and I was so confused... 20:47 Kommissar Mandar I hit puberty at the same age, and I was ecstatic when everything started coming in 20:48 aw, you had cramps? 20:48 Daisy Kay I wonder if, if I go on HRTs, I will experience them as strong... 20:48 I still get moody once a month but I don't feel as much crampy pain. 20:49 Kommissar Mandar You should do it if its something you want 20:49 Daisy Kay It's more like every 20:49 Kommissar Mandar My periods are weird 20:49 Daisy Kay 5-6 weeks 20:49 Kommissar Mandar Sometimes I'll actually get really euphoric 20:49 I get so tired though... 20:49 and the pain is really bad 20:50 Daisy Kay what do you take for it? 20:50 if anything 20:50 Kommissar Mandar advil 20:50 Daisy Kay yeah 20:50 Kommissar Mandar tylenol 20:50 whatever I have 20:50 and kratom as always 20:50 that helps everything 20:51 Daisy Kay I been takin advil every day these days... but that's because I'm tryin to fall asleep sooner 20:51 Kommissar Mandar careful with that, that stuff isn't good for your liver 20:51 I'm actually very happy 20:52 I got my aunt off oxycodone by introducing her to kratom 20:52 its sooo much better for you 20:52 Daisy Kay ha ha 20:52 Kommissar Mandar I swear, I should really work in a smoke shop 20:53 Daisy Kay I don't drink, I bet my liver is awesome. 20:53 Man someone is going to fucking LOVE my organs one day. 20:53 Kommissar Mandar Heh, not so much mine... 20:53 Daisy Kay they're all so good. 20:53 Kommissar Mandar I have heart issues and my liver has taken a beating 20:53 Daisy Kay I'll give you mine. 20:54 *rips their liver out and slaps it against your chest* 20:54 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 20:54 aww.... 20:54 why thankyou 20:54 Daisy Kay *staples it in place* 20:54 Kommissar Mandar Holy shit 20:55 You should make like....'Critters working in a hospital' 20:55 where they do shit like that 20:55 Daisy Kay if only anyone else in the world existed 20:57 Kommissar Mandar haha you can make a critter alternate universe 20:57 or better yet 20:57 they try and fix the dead people.... 20:58 I seriously want to try and find a job in a smoke shop when I get out there now lol 20:59 Daisy Kay maybe they find 20:59 a cryogenics freezer 20:59 Kommissar Mandar You have no idea how much I hate what I do now... 20:59 If I could land a job in a smoke shop I'd be so fucking happy 21:00 It just sucks working in a field where being talked to like you're lower than shit and regularly called an idiot and a moron are commonplace... 21:02 Daisy Kay ouch 21:02 Kommissar Mandar Yeah...it really wears on your self esteem after a while 21:02 I worked for this one doctor who actually used to poke the staff in the head and shit and be like 'am I waking up the one brain cell in your head?' 21:03 I mean, maybe folks in MO are nicer but still...I really want to look into different options if I can 21:05 Daisy Kay Yeah 21:07 I've found that people are way nice here 21:07 Kommissar Mandar That's a relief 21:07 Daisy Kay at least in this town, everyone knows each other and tries to be helpful 21:07 my neighbor drove me to the vet. 21:08 Kommissar Mandar I really don't mind the work if I'm being treated with at least some modicum of respect 21:08 aww 21:08 Daisy Kay My bed was just given to me 21:09 Kommissar Mandar that's so nice.. 21:09 My town is kind of like that 21:10 Daisy Kay my landlord still hasn't fixed some things, but 21:10 Kommissar Mandar All my shoes were given to me by a neighbor 21:10 Daisy Kay is way nicer than the slumlords of PA 21:10 Kommissar Mandar I'm sure of it 21:10 I mean fuck 21:10 The landlord I had at my first apartment..my god.... 21:11 The shower literally stopped running, no water 21:11 "It's not my problem" 21:11 Daisy Kay I think you told me 21:11 Kommissar Mandar Yeah....I reporter her to the police 21:11 Daisy Kay yeah that is def a problem for a landlord. 21:11 Kommissar Mandar Because she was illegally renting the place anyway 21:11 Daisy Kay I actually didn't have a fridge for a while. 21:12 I mean, in PA 21:12 Kommissar Mandar holy shit.... 21:12 Yeah a fridge is required lol 21:12 Even when I lived in a nicer garden apartment 21:13 You had to complain to maintenence 6 or 7 times before they would respond 21:13 I really hate the general tri-state area with a passion 21:14 I don't even like NY 21:14 I've never been a city person 21:14 The only city I've been to that I kind of liked was LA 21:15 And Phoenix is technically a city so I suppose that too 21:15 So I guess the trade up is if I'm in a city it better be pretty and warm all the time lol 21:16 Do you get a solid 4 seasons where you are? 21:16 Daisy Kay yeah 21:17 Kommissar Mandar nice! 21:17 Daisy Kay the weather stays... pretty normal. 21:17 It's rare that it ever gets too hot or too cold. 21:18 We do get some wild blizzards. 21:18 Kommissar Mandar so it doesn't get like bastard cold in the winter? 21:18 Daisy Kay so um... yeah, get ready for those. 21:18 Kommissar Mandar I love blizzards 21:18 Daisy Kay *shovels the driveway.* 21:18 Kommissar Mandar My car fares very well in snow, too 21:18 haha, I'd shovel it for you 21:18 That's always been my job around here 21:19 Daisy Kay I just like any excuse to do something that burns calories. 21:19 Kommissar Mandar Yeah 21:20 that and raking 21:20 Daisy Kay haha 21:20 Kommissar Mandar I actually find raking fun 21:20 Daisy Kay no need for that, actually 21:20 lawn care is provided for us. 21:20 Kommissar Mandar wow... 21:21 Daisy Kay A perk of renting in the midwest I guess 21:21 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, that's amazing 21:21 My old apartment in Jersey had lawncare too, but of course that was $1000 freaking dollars 21:21 And in AZ there were no lawns lol 21:22 rocks and sand 21:22 I just started a file in Harvester : 3 21:26 Daisy Kay cooool. 21:27 Kommissar Mandar I love everything about this game 21:27 So messed up and surreal 21:27 Daisy Kay I wanna build a windows 98 machine so we can play dos games on it without resorting to an emulator. 21:27 Kommissar Mandar I've always wanted to do that! 21:29 Daisy Kay I still have my 98SE disc 21:29 Kommissar Mandar sweet! 21:29 Daisy Kay I may have broken my old parts PC... 21:29 Kommissar Mandar We'll play these games the way they were meat to be played 21:30 on 14 floppy disks lol 21:30 Daisy Kay I dunno, I should try to piece it back together tomorrow... just to see. 21:31 Kommissar Mandar I think The Ripper was actually close to that number of floppys 21:31 It'd be so sweet it you could get it working 21:31 Daisy Kay and I got a CRT 21:33 Kommissar Mandar We'd be able to play Darkseed as well 21:33 That I know you can only play if you have a legit old comp 21:33 Daisy Kay CRTs are great. No latency. 21:33 Kommissar Mandar I miss them 21:33 I miss fishbowl macs 21:33 I wanted one so bad... 21:34 Daisy Kay imac 21:34 Kommissar Mandar fishbowl was the only mac I ever wanted 21:36 Daisy Kay pissbowl 21:37 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 21:37 it was puuuurdy 21:37 Daisy Kay my chamber pot doesn't need emptying right now! 21:37 Kommissar Mandar My 8 year old mind was just like OMG ITS BLUE 21:37 ahaha 21:37 Daisy Kay man what a gross thing rich people did 21:38 there were toilets in castles 21:38 why someone would take a dump in their own bedroom I mean... why... 21:39 Kommissar Mandar I know...I could never take a dump on anything that wasn't a toilet 21:39 Daisy Kay what about a chest 21:39 Kommissar Mandar ahaha no way 21:39 Daisy Kay *pats your shoulder* it's okay. 21:39 hahaha 21:40 Kommissar Mandar I've peed in plenty of places that were not bathrooms 21:40 Daisy Kay hahahahahaha 21:40 Kommissar Mandar what? 21:40 Daisy Kay I was just laughin at what I said 21:40 man when I was a kid I just wasn't like that, but my friends were 21:40 Kommissar Mandar It reminds me of Team America 21:40 Dumping on a chest 21:40 Your friends took dumps in weird places? 21:41 Daisy Kay I remember being in this above-ground swimming pool, you know, one of those tall ones... 21:41 and my friend is like "hey check this out." and I could see under the water as she pulled her bathing suit aside and then took a huge whizz right on my legs. 21:42 Kommissar Mandar ewwww 21:42 Daisy Kay it's a very vivid memory 21:42 Kommissar Mandar I fucking hate pool pissers!!! 21:42 Daisy Kay hahaha 21:42 Kommissar Mandar I hate people who think its okay!! 21:42 omg 21:42 Daisy Kay at least it wasn't a public pool 21:42 Kommissar Mandar When I was riding down the salt river with my buddy in AZ we had a two seater tube 21:42 And he kept peeing in the tube, it was disgusting 21:43 I don't care if it gets washed away, dude you're peeing right next to me.... 21:43 Daisy Kay I bet it was gross because he was gross. 21:43 Kommissar Mandar Well yeah, that added to it 21:43 Daisy Kay *pulls you grosser* 21:44 *I mean closer* 21:44 Kommissar Mandar aww 21:44 *cuddles* 21:44 Daisy Kay I still wanna see you... 21:46 do... things... 21:46 and let me take care of you 21:46 *blushes* 21:46 *rubs their face on you.* 21:46 Kommissar Mandar aww... 21:46 You...wanna watch me pee? 21:46 Daisy Kay not often just 21:47 yeah 21:47 Kommissar Mandar I would do it for you 21:47 I have a question 21:47 Daisy Kay okay 21:47 Kommissar Mandar Have you ever...really peed on somebody? 21:47 Daisy Kay just my first girlfriend. She begged me to do it often. 21:48 I personally liked getting peed on more. 21:48 Kommissar Mandar I've never had it done to me, I think I'll pass on it lol 21:48 Daisy Kay Yeah 21:48 Kommissar Mandar Get me good and relaxed and I'll probably be able to do that for you 21:49 Daisy Kay I don't like doin that for real. 21:49 I think I told you that 21:49 Kommissar Mandar I can't do #2 though 21:49 I can only do that in private 21:49 Daisy Kay I have actually changed poopy diapers before... *blushes* but 21:50 I always made her take the pills 21:50 Kommissar Mandar I honestly could not shit in a diaper if I tried 21:50 Daisy Kay because I can't handle strong smells. 21:50 haha 21:50 Kommissar Mandar I'm way too shy...=( 21:50 Daisy Kay you don't have to. 21:50 aww 21:50 oh my god 21:50 *giggles and holds you tight* 21:50 I'm sorry that makes you sound adorable I don't know why 21:51 what's wrong with me 21:51 Kommissar Mandar haha there's nothing wrong with you 21:51 Daisy Kay I don't smell at all but I still wont do it for real. 21:51 Kommissar Mandar I used to be really pee shy 21:52 But after so many hikes in the woods with no bathroom, I learned to get over it 21:52 Daisy Kay you're the only one 21:53 I would pee for 21:53 Kommissar Mandar awww...really? 21:53 Daisy Kay it's a special kind of trust ha ha 21:53 Kommissar Mandar *blushes and smiles* 21:54 You're the only one I would do it for too 21:54 Daisy Kay *Daddy Daisy looks down at you and ruffles your hair.* 21:56 Kommissar Mandar Oh god, please never call yourself that 21:56 Mama is okay 21:56 Daisy Kay *The tall man locks the bathroom and tucks the key into his pocket. "That's only for big girls, not for you." He leads you into the next room.* 21:56 *pats your butt* ha ha 21:57 Kommissar Mandar But...Daddy is just...skeevy 21:57 Daisy Kay I wont. 21:57 I never liked it. 21:57 It always made me feel weird to be called that. 21:57 Kommissar Mandar I had some issues with my dad, nothing sexual or anything but I could never hear that and not be grossed out 21:58 I like Master, too : 3 21:58 Daisy Kay Mmm. 21:58 You could totally call me master. 21:58 Kommissar Mandar =D 21:58 Daisy Kay and you can beg for things that I refuse to give you... 21:58 permissions and privileges. 21:59 Kommissar Mandar mmm I like the sound of that 21:59 I like to be held down, too 22:01 Daisy Kay I kinda wanna do that though 22:02 Kommissar Mandar Or just grappled to the point where I can't escape 22:02 Ive always liked that 22:02 Daisy Kay not let you in the bathroom for a day, and watch you squirm. Maybe holding you down too... ah... heh... um... 22:03 Kommissar Mandar I would go for that 22:03 holding me down to what? 22:04 Daisy Kay The bed, against the wall, anywhere 22:04 *looks down sternly "Master doesn't trust you enough to leave you alone."* 22:04 *flips you over and gives you a swat on your padded rump.* 22:04 Kommissar Mandar *OUCH!* 22:05 *Mandy's face flushes scarlet..she loves when Master gets rough with her...* 22:05 Daisy Kay *The bigger master holds both your wrists together in one hand. He holds your arms above your head. He sees you squirming with your lower half. He takes his hand and presses it against your padded crotch. He presses down.* 22:08 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy gasps...she loves the way his forceful touch feels...he's so much bigger and stronger than her and she adores how he overpowers her so effortlessly. It makes her so wet...* 22:11 Daisy Kay *Master smiles wickedly at you as you squirm under him. He gently lifts his hand "Now my dear, if you ask me nicely, I might just give you what you want..."* 22:12 Kommissar Mandar *I just want...to go to the bathroom, please, if it's okay with you?* 22:14 Daisy Kay *Master pretends to think. "Maybe. But you'll have to hold it." He loosens his grip, but he picks you up and carries you as if you weighed nothing. He places one hand on your back and the other on your rump. "You are a big girl, are you not?"* 22:15 Kommissar Mandar *Yes Master Daisy, I'm a big girl...I can try to hold it...I don't know how much more I can take though...* 22:17 Daisy Kay *Daisy sets you down and watches you.* 22:17 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy squirms and clamps her legs shut, regretting terribly all the iced tea she drank earlier...she tries and takes her mind off going to the bathroom but it's really getting to the critical point...* 22:19 Daisy Kay *Daisy pats his lap. "Come here..."* 22:19 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy crawls over and sits on Daisy's lap..she curls up and rests her head against his chest* 22:22 Daisy Kay *Daisy takes a bottle of water from his desk. He holds it to your mouth. "Go on, suck it down like a good girl..." He rubs your tummy.* 22:23 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy doesn't want to drink it but she doesn't want to disobey Daisy either, that would kill her chances of being allowed to use the toilet...She drinks down the water, loving the way he coos over her and rubs her...* 22:25 Daisy Kay *Daisy bounces his knee a bit, your butt bumping against his thigh. He smiles down at you as you drink down the baby bottle. "Now there's a good girl. Does Mandy love her Master?"* 22:27 Kommissar Mandar *Yes, she loves her Master very much, she would do anything to make Master happy (Mandy clamps her legs shut, trying desperately to old it in)* 22:28 *Please Master...I don't know how much more I can take..* 22:32 Daisy Kay *Master lifts you up and tosses you onto the bed. He leaps over and grabs your wrists with both hands, setting them at either side of your head. "oh yeah?" He lowers his head and sucks on your tit through your shirt, wetting down the fabric.* 22:32 Kommissar Mandar *OH!....Mandy loves the way Masters mouth feels on her tit...she bites her lip to keep from crying out. As good as it feels, she knows she can't hold it much longer* 22:35 Daisy Kay *Daisy lets go of your arms and lifts your shirt. He kisses your breasts and slowly trails downward, giving you little kiss down your torso, towards your belly.* 22:36 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy moans as she feels her Master's lips trail down on such sensitive parts of her skin...She lets her guard down completely, and in doing so accidentally pisses her pants. She blushes hotly and looks in her Master's striking hazel eyes "I'm...I'm so sorry..."* 22:38 Daisy Kay *Master stands up abruptly, watching as you flood your pants. "You filthy little pisspants! I thought you said you were a big girl!" He puts his hands on his hips, just watching you.* 22:40 Kommissar Mandar *"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I couldn't take it anymore! I guess I'm not a big girl, I guess I'm just a stupid little baby..." Mandy looks up at you sheepishly...nervous as to what's to come next* 22:42 Daisy Kay *Master grabs your wrist and pulls you to your feet. He points at the pee puddle you left "Look at what you've done!" He yanks down the back of your pants and starts to swat your bare butt. He slams his hand down with an open palm.* 22:43 *Master holds your arm a bit higher, making you have to stand on your tippy-toes. He smacks your ass again, harder this time. He loves watching the ripple effect as his smack sends shockwaves through your skin.* 22:45 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy yelps in pain...but deep down she loves it. She loves how strong her Master is and nothing makes her happier than being overpowered by him. She hopes that Master leaves her bottom so red and raw that she won't be able to sit down properly...* 22:46 Daisy Kay *Master talks down to you in a stern tone. "I should take your bathroom privileges away completely. You might as well get used to soiling yourself because I don't trust you enough to let you use the big girl toilet." He smacks your ass three hard times. Each smack stings your butt a little harder. Your ass cheeks feel so warm. You can't see it, but he is leaving distinct red handprints on your rear end. He raises his hand one more time. He lets his arm down hard, forcing you to jump forward a bit and almost lose your balance.* 22:50 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy loves the torture, she loves every second of it..."Please Master, please let me use the toilet...I promise to be good. I won't piss myself anymore...please! She feels her Master smacking her ass and revels in the thought of how much it'll sting in the morning* 22:52 Daisy Kay *Master yanks down your pants all the way. He leaves you there, standing naked as he leaves the room.* 22:55 Kommissar Mandar *"Where are you going?" Mandy calls out, the sting on her ass catching up with her* 22:55 Daisy Kay *Master comes back with a rather large pair of pampers. He flaps them open and deftly pulls it between your legs. He tapes it around your waist nice and snug. "Just so you wont ruin more of my furniture..."* 22:57 Kommissar Mandar *But Masteeeer! I'm too old for theeese! Pleease....* 22:58 Daisy Kay *Master kisses your forehead "it's for your own good. I wont want my sweet thing to ruin all her pretty clothes. Imagine... You might have to walk around naked!"* 23:00 Kommissar Mandar *(I wouldn't mind that so much) Mandy thinks to herself. "Yes Master, if you insist. You always know what's best for me, I trust you. Mandy falls to her knees in her fresh pampers and begins to caress and kiss his hands.* 23:01 Daisy Kay *Master sits down on the bed as you grovel at his feet. "What a good girl." He pets your hair. He brings your face closer to his crotch.* 23:03 Kommissar Mandar *It sends shivers down her spine to hear her Master call her a 'good girl'. "...Is there anything I can do for you, my sweet, sweet Master?"* 23:04 *Master?* 23:12 Daisy Kay *Sets your head in his lap, petting your hair.* 23:13 Kommissar Mandar *purrs* 23:13 Daisy Kay Though I prefer a lot of stuff in just our fun little fantasy sessions I would still like to punish you for real. 23:28 or coddle you 23:28 punish and coddle at the same time? 23:28 Kommissar Mandar haha 23:29 I want you to spank me as hard as you can in real life 23:29 also 23:29 Daisy Kay I will, I promise. 23:29 That's as hard as I am willing to hit... spanks on the bottom. 23:29 Kommissar Mandar I really do get off on you saying 'good girl' to me : 3 23:29 Daisy Kay good. 23:30 Kommissar Mandar it's always been one of those things that turn me on 23:30 Daisy Kay Good girl, sweet little girl, pretty little good girl. Don't be a bad girl or I'll have to spank. 23:30 Kommissar Mandar oh god....yeah...that's the stuff 23:30 Daisy Kay *taps your nose.* 23:30 Kommissar Mandar eeee : 3 23:31 I picture those words in your voice and yeah...it does things to me.. 23:31 Daisy Kay You looked so cute in your diaper. When I first saw it I just thought about... putting them on you myself... and just taking care of you all night. 23:33 Kommissar Mandar I'd let you... 23:34 I'd like that a lot, actually 23:34 What's your favorite thing to be done to you? 23:35 Daisy Kay ! 23:36 Kommissar Mandar aww 23:38 I don't know, that'd be hard for me 23:38 I'd be afraid of hurting you... 23:38 Daisy Kay no way 23:39 oh my god 23:39 ? 23:39 ! 23:39 Kommissar Mandar I could do that 23:40 Daisy Kay how would you lecture me 23:40 what are some of the finer points that Daisy doesn't get? 23:41 Kommissar Mandar lol I'll admit it's hard for me to be fake mean 23:41 Daisy Kay it's not mean though. You do it out of love because I need to learn somehow... 23:42 Kommissar Mandar I'd be like..."You're a big stupid baby that can't even use the toilet. You'll never grow up!" 23:42 Daisy Kay *looks down, blushing hotly* 23:42 Kommissar Mandar For future reference 23:42 I don't like being dealt any emotional digs =X 23:43 anything related to me being stupid or having a shitty memory 23:43 Daisy Kay I will not! 23:43 not even for play. 23:43 Kommissar Mandar Aww, thank you 23:43 You're a nice person : 3 23:43 But um 23:44 Lets see 23:44 Daisy Kay . 23:44 Kommissar Mandar *You're such a baby that I'll bet you still suck your thumb!* 23:44 *I'll bet you wanna suck on something else too...*presses my tit against your mouth** 23:45 Daisy Kay *scrunches up* 23:45 I do suck my thumb... 23:45 Kommissar Mandar *Yeah...you suck on that wittle baby...* 23:45 Daisy Kay usually I bite on it. 23:45 Kommissar Mandar haha I do the same thing 23:45 I'm weird, I put my fingers in my mouth all the time 23:46 Daisy Kay I mostly do it when I'm sleepy 23:46 Kommissar Mandar aww.... 23:46 In all honesty, that's too cute : 3 23:47 Daisy Kay ... 23:49 Kommissar Mandar hmmm 23:50 *Daisy, you're nothing but a child...* 23:52 Daisy Kay yeah... 23:52 Kommissar Mandar I think in all reality you're probably more mature than I am lol 23:52 Daisy Kay yeah, so? 23:55 Kommissar Mandar *You're such a baby I'll bet you have to sleep with a stuffed animal* 23:55 Daisy Kay *smiles* 23:55 ... 23:55 ... 23:56 I like that too 23:56 Kommissar Mandar haha 23:56 Daisy Kay *flops onto the bed.* 23:56 Kommissar Mandar *Wittle Daisy babypants* 23:56 Daisy Kay *whines* I am not! 23:56 Kommissar Mandar *Yes you are you big whiny baby! I'll bet you still even wear diapers!* 23:57 Daisy Kay *Looks down and mumbles "no I don't..."* 23:57 Kommissar Mandar *Yes you do you little pantshitter! You'd wet the bed if you didn't!* 23:58 Daisy Kay ... 23:59 Kommissar Mandar *Bullshit, I'm not taking it back, whatchoo gonna do about it baby?* 23:59 Wednesday, 28. May 2014 Daisy Kay I'm not writing any of this what's going on??? 00:01 Kommissar Mandar *Life's not fair you little shitpicker! How many times do I have to tell you? When are you going to grow up you whiney little brat?* 00:02 Daisy Kay *Daisy fidgets a bit as you tease him. He puts a hand behind his back, grabbing at his butt. He winces each time you mock him for being a big baby.* 00:03 Kommissar Mandar *Yeah you grab at your butt you big silly baby! I'll bet you still have mommy wipe your ass for you because you can't do a damn thing yourself Wittle Daisy babypants!* 00:05 *Mandy chants over and over: Wittle Daisy babypants! Wittle Daisy babypants!* 00:06 Daisy Kay ? 00:07 Kommissar Mandar *Why don't you just go in your diapey you big baby! I know you're probably wearing one. I'll even do you the favor of changing you afterwards!* 00:09 Daisy Kay *Daisy looks down, whimpering "I'm not gonna use my diapy..." he insists. He dances in place.* 00:10 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy holds Daisy down so he couldn't go to the bathroom even if he tried. "I can't believe what a silly little baby my brother is. You'll probably be wearing a diaper into your 40s at the rate you're going!"* 00:12 Daisy Kay *Daisy squirms under you. He whines "stop it, you're... just a weak girl! I could..." he grunts, trying to pull you off. His eyes go wide. You hear him going in his pants. Now you KNOW he's wearing a diaper since his pants seem unstained. He averts his gaze.* 00:14 Kommissar Mandar *OOOOOooooooh who's the dumb girl now you little diaper wizzer!* 00:15 *Daisy's just a big baaaaby! You want sister to give you a bottle wittle baby?* 00:16 Daisy Kay *Daisy pouts "it's not funny, it was an accident!"* 00:16 Kommissar Mandar *Bullshit, it's the funniest thing ever! You're 31 and still wet the bed and suck your thumb and god knows what else! You're never going to grow up!* 00:19 Daisy Kay *covers his face* 00:19 you brought up my real age, that's even more humiliating... 00:20 you have no idea how hard I am... 00:20 Kommissar Mandar =D 00:20 *You're nothing but a 31 year old baby who still likes sucking on the teat! You want sissy to wipe you wittle baby?* 00:21 Daisy Kay *Huffs "I can wipe myself!" he says, CLEARLY lying. You've seen all his dirty underwear for yourself!* 00:22 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy pulls out a wetnap* *Here wittle baby...she gently wipes the piss from his legs and cock and removes his wet pampers* 00:23 *She goes to the bathroom and gets fresh ones for him and gently fastens them around his bottom and crotch. She kisses the overgrown 31 year old infant on the forehead and strokes his cheek. There now wittle Daisy...doesn't that feel better?* 00:25 Daisy Kay *Breathes in deeply and then lets out a long sigh. he rubs his face against you.* 00:26 Kommissar Mandar *Aww...I'll let you in on a little secret* 00:27 *Mandy brings her lips to Daisy's ear: "I never want you to grow up".* 00:27 Daisy Kay *nuzzles your neck* 00:27 Kommissar Mandar *Does the wittle 31 year old baby want sissy to feed him with her tit?* 00:28 Daisy Kay *the sleepy little boy nods. He wraps his arms around you, pulling you close. he hugs you kind of tight.* 00:29 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy pulls out her large breast. "There you go baby..you suck on that as much as you want to..I'll hold you all night you big baby." Mandy kisses Daisy on the forehead while he feeds.* 00:30 Daisy Kay *sucks on your tit, looking up at you as he does.* 00:31 Kommissar Mandar *Mandy smiles down at him. "I never want you to grow up", she whispers, "never, never, never."* 00:31 *She rakes her nails very softly and gently up and down his back* 00:32 Daisy Kay shivers a bit* 00:33 Mmm, you're special to meeee. 00:36 Kommissar Mandar Really? 00:37 Daisy Kay what's a good safeword to use 00:38 Kommissar Mandar hmm 00:38 hold on I'll think of the perfect one lol 00:38 Gypsy 00:40 That's a word I like 00:41 But I don't know 00:41 If you think of a better one we could use yours 00:41 Daisy Kay yeah I don't see us acting out scenes where we're Roma so it works nice. 00:41 Kommissar Mandar haha 00:42 Daisy Kay would you ever write me an embarrassing short story 00:42 Kommissar Mandar Of course 00:43 It might take a while though 00:43 Daisy Kay you don't have to 00:43 Kommissar Mandar When I sit down to write something I'm a psycho perfectionist about it 00:43 I want to 00:43 Daisy Kay eh heh heh 00:44 Kommissar Mandar Do you really like the way I write? 00:44 Daisy Kay I might have a tiny book somewhere 00:44 tiny drawings of bondage 00:45 Kommissar Mandar Did you make them? 00:45 Daisy Kay yeah, originally for someone else but 00:45 never got around to finishing it 00:45 not into it myself 00:46 Kommissar Mandar mmm I can't wait to see them 00:46 Daisy Kay hehe 00:46 I was just thinking of 00:46 fulfilling your drawing requests 00:46 Kommissar Mandar I'm way more into just raw holding down and domination 00:46 Daisy Kay yeah me three 00:46 Kommissar Mandar God, it would be so hot just to have you hold me down and stare at me sharply.... 00:47 Daisy Kay *licks your lip* 00:48 Kommissar Mandar : 3 00:48 I really can't wait to get there lol 00:49 *kisses your snoot* 00:50 Daisy Kay hi 11:48 Kommissar Mandar hey you 11:48 How are you? 11:48 Daisy Kay I'm okaaaay. How are you? 11:49 Kommissar Mandar I'm goood 11:49 Still gotta get the damn earl changed, I didn't make it over there yesterday 11:50 Daisy Kay it's really happening 11:50 Kommissar Mandar : 3 11:51 *hugs* 11:54 I'll be honest, I might hold off a day if my face doesn't clear up 11:58 You may think it's cute, but it's just disgusting and I hate it =( 11:58 It was fine for a couple days but then it just flared up out of nowhere. 11:58 Daisy Kay noooo 11:59 please don't, I 11:59 really need you here 11:59 *blush* 12:00 Kommissar Mandar awww, okie : 3 12:00 My face always decides to do this at the worst time lol 12:02 Daisy Kay hey me too 12:02 Usually just before I need to have a meeting or a convention or meet someone for the first time, make a first impression 12:02 I will get a zit somewhere 12:03 Kommissar Mandar 'Oh, class pictures are tomorrow...sure would be a shame if you looked like a leper stricken extra from game of thrones...' 12:03 Daisy Kay fine for months and months 12:03 and then blah 12:03 Kommissar Mandar Yeah, my face is sentient 12:03 Daisy Kay there it is 12:03 see 12:03 Kommissar Mandar I know, it's terrible 12:03 I get like 5 12:03 Daisy Kay that's the thing that makes me think 12:03 maybe there's SOMETHING that controls the universe 12:04 and it's only there to annoy you 12:04 even though I know that's insane 12:04 Kommissar Mandar No, I believe it 12:04 Daisy Kay sometimes I feel like there is a god that just picks on you 12:04 Kommissar Mandar a God that just moons you on occasion and leaves flaming dog poop at your door 12:05 but in all seriousness 12:05 There is a theory 12:05 That you are constantly putting thoughts into the universe 12:05 You can't think something without it being woven, however small, into the universal fabric 12:05 Daisy Kay let me just say that 12:06 Kommissar Mandar So the more appearance conscious you are at the time 12:06 the more likely something is going to go wrong with your appearance 12:06 Daisy Kay you are already really pretty, no matter what. I mean you were blessed with perfect facial features and structure. 12:06 that's not why I like you, but 12:06 just sayin 12:06 Kommissar Mandar *blushes and hides her face* 12:07 I think you're very pretty =) 12:08 Daisy Kay danke. 12:09 you are prettier though 12:09 let's just go forward in time and be old and not worry about this stuff 12:09 Kommissar Mandar *tits fall down to her knees* 12:09 Daisy Kay let's just be a couple of 60 year olds 12:10 I wanna be a cute old lady. 12:10 haha 12:10 you know the kind 12:10 Kommissar Mandar Yes! 12:10 Daisy Kay givin you candy and feedin the birds and havin a garden and stuff 12:10 haha 12:10 but also lookin "good for my age" 12:11 Kommissar Mandar I'm gonna be the old lady who sits and yells about these kids and their darn outlandish pants 12:11 The old lady with no filter on her mouth 12:12 who makes you say 'grandmaaaaaaaa' 12:12 Daisy Kay and I will be your old wife that says "that's just her way" 12:12 hahaha 12:12 HAHAHA 12:12 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 12:12 Daisy Kay that is just her way, dear 12:12 Kommissar Mandar 'Just give her her meds and she'll be fine...' 12:12 Daisy Kay that's such a cute idea 12:13 Kommissar Mandar I'm just ranting about something and fall asleep mid sentence 12:13 (I say that like it's not something that happens already) 12:13 Alright 12:14 I gotta get to Wally World mart 12:15 Daisy Kay get all your things in order for tomorrow! 12:15 Kommissar Mandar already ahead of you =P 12:15 All that's left is to make the car seaworthy 12:15 *dumps car into the ocean* 12:15 Daisy Kay you always dump in the ocean! 12:16 *hugs* 12:16 Kommissar Mandar : 3 12:16 Daisy Kay c: 17:50 Kommissar Mandar Hullo : 3 17:50 It took eternity and a day 17:51 Daisy Kay I forgot a power cord... 17:51 but I did bring home a bunch of junk. 17:51 Kommissar Mandar But the car is all ready 17:51 =D 17:51 Daisy Kay yaaaay 17:51 *vibrates* 17:51 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 17:51 You're a vibrator 17:52 I'm leaving at 8pm tomorrow 17:52 I prefer driving at night 17:53 It scares me when there's too many other cars on the road lol 17:53 That way I can rest in daylight with people around 17:53 Daisy Kay I liked night driving too, though I have limited vision. 17:54 Kommissar Mandar My vision sucks 17:55 day and night 17:55 Daisy Kay it's shining lights 17:55 shining lights are blurrier to me than they are to others. 17:55 I thought that reflections and light were supposed to be blurry, like how it looks on a camera? but 17:56 I can't read the road signs because of that reflective coating. 17:56 Kommissar Mandar The only thing that gets me is when people have those LED/halogen lights whatever the hell they are that literally blind me for about 10 seconds 17:56 I seriously want to key every damn car that has those 17:56 Well 17:57 It depends on how sensitive your eyes are too light 17:57 Daisy Kay if it's something bright surrounded by darkness 17:58 it's blurry 17:58 like, say, a clock on a microwave. Unless I'm close I can't see what it says. 17:58 Kommissar Mandar I can see things like that for miles 17:59 My eyes are the opposite 17:59 If there is something bright on a dark background, its perfect for me 17:59 I actually have my computer set up to have an appearance like DOS 18:00 All the text fields are black and all the text is white 18:00 When its the other way around it bugs out my eyes 18:00 Daisy Kay ouch 18:00 Kommissar Mandar My skype 18:00 all black with white text 18:00 Daisy Kay When I read white text on black 18:01 I end up seeing lines 18:01 Kommissar Mandar omg you'd hate my computer 18:01 Daisy Kay just burned into my vision. 18:01 Kommissar Mandar that's the only way I can read comfortably 18:01 I wish they sold books that way lol 18:02 I have an e-reader but I still prefer to have actual books 18:03 There was a saying I came across 18:04 "Books are like boobs. They look nice on a screen, but you'd rather have one in your hand." 18:04 Daisy Kay if I ever got an ebook thing 18:05 It would be a Kindle... basically that e-ink is waaay easy on the eyes. 18:05 Kommissar Mandar my stepmom has one of those 18:05 Daisy Kay Screens are painful to look at it. 18:05 Kommissar Mandar For me its a lot easier to just set everything to a dark scheme 18:06 I have a nook 18:06 I like it because it doubles as a tablet 18:06 You're welcome to play with it, I rarely use it 18:06 Daisy Kay yeah, really, anything with eInk 18:07 when Kindle Fire came out it was like "really? That defeats the whole purpose." 18:08 Kommissar Mandar Yeah... 18:08 I mean you can do a bit more with it but the novelty of the eInk is lost 18:09 Daisy Kay I'm drawing a dick 18:22 Kommissar Mandar For real? 18:22 =O 18:23 Am I privvy to this dick art? 18:23 Daisy Kay yeah, shhhh 18:23 Kommissar Mandar mums the word 18:24 mums the weiner 18:24 Have you ever read the original cinderella? 18:29 That shit is uffed, man 18:29 Daisy Kay I have not read any of the original stories, only about them 18:30 like sleeping beauty. 18:30 Kommissar Mandar The ugly stepsisters cut off parts of their feet to try and fit in the shoe 18:30 and the prince almost marries one until he sees the trail of blood... 18:30 I have a whole anthology of Grimms fairy tales 18:30 Its a really good read 18:31 Daisy Kay I heard the weird straight-to-video Disney sequel is actually interesting 18:32 Kommissar Mandar For Cinderella? 18:34 There were two of them 18:34 I personally found them both to be pretty meh 18:34 Daisy Kay oh um 18:35 maybe it was the third one, where they gave a character arc to one of the ugly stepsisters 18:35 Kommissar Mandar That was the second one 18:36 They gave the nicer of the stepsisters a little love story 18:36 It was pretty cute 18:36 Not exactly high art or anything to write home about, but it was at least entertaining. 18:36 Daisy Kay and then part three had time travel? 18:38 Kommissar Mandar Yeah 18:39 The evil stepmother gets a hold of the fairy godmothers wand and fucks up time 18:39 Had a similar story arc to the last Shreck movie 18:40 where everything gets 'reset' and the main character has to win back everything they gained in the first movie 18:40 Daisy Kay Sent file secrettime401.png. 18:53 Kommissar Mandar oooh, I like... 18:54 Is that your klurf? 18:54 Daisy Kay *blushes* 18:54 Kommissar Mandar awwww 18:54 Daisy Kay it's always how I imagine me, when we rp 18:54 Kommissar Mandar I don't know 18:54 From what I saw I think yours was a bit bigger 18:54 Daisy Kay hehehe no way, I drew it way bigger 18:55 I like having a little dick that I can hide easily. 18:55 Kommissar Mandar I didn't think it was little = P 18:55 and believe me...I've SEEN little.... 18:55 You have moderate sized one, not too big, not too small 18:56 The kind you can have the most fun with : 3 18:56 Daisy Kay It's uh... a grower? 18:56 Kommissar Mandar That's the best kind 18:57 A grower is always better than a shower 18:57 Daisy Kay Ya know, I was thinking about how 18:58 I only put myself inside someone's butt... one time. I didn't want to do it... She was begging for it right up until it went inside her and then she was like "no no take it out" and it made me not wanna try again *blushes hard.* 19:00 Kommissar Mandar aww 19:00 Sometimes people think they can take it, but they can't 19:00 Daisy Kay gypsy 19:00 haha 19:01 Kommissar Mandar Depends on what lube you use 19:01 some lubes can be painful 19:01 LOL 19:01 Daisy Kay man 19:01 Kommissar Mandar I wanna think of a better one 19:01 Daisy Kay you are experienced. 19:01 Kommissar Mandar that was stupid 19:01 Daisy Kay c: 19:01 Kommissar Mandar heh, you don't get to my age without learning a few things 19:01 Daisy Kay I always avoid actual insertion. 19:01 Kommissar Mandar I mean, it's not like I've been with 50 people or anything 19:02 Daisy Kay but that's me 19:02 Kommissar Mandar just maybe 6 or so people with very eccentric tastes 19:02 Daisy Kay I have been with maybe 10, 5 were serious, the other five casual. 19:02 Kommissar Mandar mm 19:03 Well 19:03 I know a lot of things 19:03 I know how to do quite a bit 19:04 And 19:04 I like pain 19:04 And my pain tolerance is HIGH 19:04 I like anal BECAUSE it hurts like hell. Because I like the feeling of someone invading a place that private. 19:05 Daisy Kay *kisses your neck.* 19:07 Kommissar Mandar *purrs* 19:07 Daisy Kay You ever do it to yourself? 19:07 Kommissar Mandar I have with a toy, yes 19:08 Daisy Kay c: 19:08 *grins* 19:08 Kommissar Mandar I wanted to desensitize myself to it at least a little 19:08 Would you..want to try it again? 19:09 Daisy Kay sure... We'd have to really work up to it... I mean, obviously... I just mean the foreplay would last a looong time. 19:09 Kommissar Mandar oooh, that makes it better.... 19:10 Daisy Kay set your calender 19:11 Kommissar Mandar lol why? 19:13 Daisy Kay haha just sayin 19:13 it would have to be planned 19:13 Kommissar Mandar ooh I see : 3 19:13 *Kisses your eyebrows* 19:15 Well I'll just throw out there again 19:16 Nothing phases me, I'm unphasable. Don't ever be afraid to tell me anything you want to do. 19:16 There are very few things in this world I'm opposed to doing 19:17 You're such a sweet person, I can trust you. 19:18 Daisy Kay *cuddles you.* 19:19 I wanna baby you. *pinches your little toes.* 19:19 Kommissar Mandar eeee : 3 19:19 Will you rock me in your arms? 19:22 Daisy Kay yes, I shall. 19:26 Kommissar Mandar That sounds so sweet.... 19:28 I'll curl up and suck my thumb : 3 19:28 Being taken care of just sounds like...heaven 19:33 Nobody's ever done that for me before 19:34 Daisy Kay yes, but... 19:34 I might not let you use the potty. *gently pats your rump.* 19:34 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 19:34 I findy that strangely exciting... 19:34 Daisy Kay Well, it is a violation... 19:35 of privacy mostly 19:35 a very intimate moment that you'll end up sharing... in front of me. 19:35 Kommissar Mandar eeee : 3 19:35 I like the sound of that 19:36 oooh boy I'm involved in a drug debate 19:45 I'm sticking to my guns here 19:46 Legalize all of it 19:46 Not a popular opinion I suppose, but that's how I feel 19:47 I would never do anything past weed, as that's pretty much playing with fire 19:48 But I will not shame any adult who chooses to use heroin or coke 19:48 And the kicker is 19:49 If someone wants coke or heroin, they will get it, regardless of any of this paltry 'war on drugs' shit. 19:49 The War on Drugs just makes me start foaming at the mouth 19:55 I need a chewy toy now 19:55 Daisy Kay honestly there should be regulations, like with alchohol and cigarettes 19:55 Kommissar Mandar THank you!!!! 19:56 That's what I just posted 19:56 Daisy Kay basically anything cosumed by people 19:56 Kommissar Mandar have all the same regs as with alcohol 19:56 But drop the ban bullshit 19:56 People will get it anyway. 19:56 Shits more ridiculous than the prohibition 19:56 I don't ever shame anyone who is a drug user 19:57 I will shame them for irresponsible actions 19:58 But not for their lifestyle choices 19:58 That being said 19:58 I do admire your decision to stay drug and alcohol free 19:59 You've done yourself a huge favor, believe me 19:59 Because once you get into shit, you're never the same 19:59 I never went out looking for drugs, you know 20:00 They came to me 20:00 My first foot surgery, that's when I had my first vicodin pill, I had no idea what it even was or what it would do aside from make my foot feel better 20:01 Daisy Kay I don't even know if I have an addictive personality 20:01 I do know that I stopped taking my pain pills before I had to. 20:02 Kommissar Mandar And then I realized...hey, it feels good to be high! 20:02 And it was just a snowball after that 20:02 Daisy Kay and I apparently had strong stuff... 20:02 yep, here's the bottle 20:02 Hydroco 20:02 yeah 20:02 Kommissar Mandar .....the best stuff.... 20:03 Oh god if you still had it... 20:03 Daisy Kay Hydroco/Acetaminop 20:03 Kommissar Mandar That is the best stuff in the world 20:03 Daisy Kay I do still have it. 20:03 *hides it* 20:03 Kommissar Mandar I understand. 20:04 Daisy Kay haha 20:04 Kommissar Mandar I wouldn't drink it if you didn't want me to 20:04 Daisy Kay my boss is unaffected by it. 20:04 He took a pill and said "I don't feel nothin!" 20:04 Kommissar Mandar I have heard Lowtax is a seasoned benzo connosieur 20:04 So it makes sense 20:05 Then again, I take all rumors with a grain of salt 20:05 I'm a seasoned benzo connasieur 20:06 but anyway 20:07 I judge no one 20:07 And I would never bring anything less than legal into your house 20:08 Daisy Kay haha the only rule I ever had 20:08 was not to do illegal things where I live 20:08 just, you know, so I don't get evicted. 20:08 Kommissar Mandar The only thing I do is kratom, which is legal 20:09 And it's not smoked or anything 20:09 it's a powder I eat 20:09 Daisy Kay speakin of which 20:09 Kit has been so upset by the medicine 20:10 so I started putting catnip in my hand 20:10 Kommissar Mandar awww 20:10 Daisy Kay it's great 20:10 Kommissar Mandar Does he trip out? 20:10 Daisy Kay he's not a licker, except when you got the nip 20:10 then he just licks you so much 20:10 Kommissar Mandar I love the way cat tounges feel 20:14 so spiny : 3 20:14 Daisy Kay haha it feels too weeeird 20:14 I can't let cats lick me for too long... really any animals 20:14 Kommissar Mandar I love it 20:14 Daisy Kay haha but seriously... 20:14 BUT SERIOUSLY 20:14 butt seriously. 20:14 Kommissar Mandar butt cereal 20:14 Daisy Kay cum 20:15 Kommissar Mandar Benedict Cumberbatch 20:15 Daisy Kay cumcatcher 20:15 I think cum is a funny word but that's one of those words I hate haha 20:16 Kommissar Mandar you have a love/hate relationship with it 20:16 Daisy Kay I mean the compound "cumcatcher" 20:17 Kommissar Mandar cumbucket 20:17 Douche Canoe 20:17 Douche Canoe is one of my favorite words ever 20:17 I made Lowtax yell it in that one live show you guys did 20:17 It made me so happy : 3 20:18 Daisy Kay viva rock vegas 20:19 Kommissar Mandar oh god... 20:19 Wasn't that that Flinstones movie...? 20:20 Daisy Kay yes the official theatrical sequel 20:20 with none of the original cast 20:20 I wish Rick Moranis would come back to acting, or even voice acting. 20:21 Another sad story! 20:21 Kommissar Mandar I know... 20:21 He's like a much more easy on the eyes Steve Buschemi in a way 20:22 If that makes sense 20:22 Daisy Kay man I love Little Shop. I just want him to do musicals, not country music. 20:22 He can sing 20:22 Kommissar Mandar Yeah 20:23 I'd want to see him in movies too though 20:23 Daisy Kay *sits in your lap, getting comfy.* 20:38 Kommissar Mandar *Massages your shoulders and trails kisses down your back* 20:39 Daisy Kay what's your favorite foods 20:52 Kommissar Mandar I like grilled cheese 20:53 And spinach and pizza 20:53 And bagels 20:53 eggplant 20:53 hot dogs 20:53 mac and cheese 20:53 Daisy Kay grilled cheese is easy. 20:54 I used to make it all the time for this one girl. 20:54 Kommissar Mandar It's basically my favorite thing ever 20:55 Daisy Kay I would use chedder or pepperjack, 12 grain bread, and sometimes a slice of pepperoni. 20:56 Then I'd rub it around a lightly buttered pan, pressing it with a spatula. 20:56 Kommissar Mandar That sounds godly... 20:56 Daisy Kay I can't just make cheap food the easy way. 20:57 haha 20:57 Kommissar Mandar I get interesting with cheap foods 20:58 sometimes I cut up hot dogs with vegetables and just fry them up 20:59 Daisy Kay yeah 21:00 I like bein all 21:00 master chef with "low brow" food. 21:00 Kommissar Mandar I love low brow food 21:00 it's the best brow food 21:01 Daisy Kay I actually made a pizza once, using canned croissants for the dough 21:01 I pushed it all together and shaped it to be like a pizza. 21:02 and I was told it was the sweetest tasting pizza ever haha 21:02 Kommissar Mandar omg that sounds amazing 21:03 a brilliant work of engineering 21:03 usually people don't like my hot dog vegetable mess or when I make chicken =( 21:05 Daisy Kay I have been told my chicken is dry 21:06 I grill, rather than fry. 21:06 it's healthier and, apparently only to ME, tastes better 21:07 Kommissar Mandar I fry it 21:07 though 21:07 as long as something tastes salty as hell, I like it 21:07 I put....so much salt on food 21:09 And I always have very low blood pressure 21:10 I have the weirdest feeling right now 21:25 Like I pulled a muscle in the front of my neck 21:25 Its mad uncomfortable 21:25 Daisy Kay ow 21:33 I had high blood pressure in the hospital. I'd like to get it checked out now. 21:33 diabetes runs in my family but it skipped me! 21:34 Kommissar Mandar People think I'm pre-diabetic because I go to the bathroom a lot 21:35 But I doubt it 21:35 Daisy Kay I had myself tested with my dad's kit. 21:35 just a coincidence that he has it 21:35 (not blood related) 21:36 Kommissar Mandar That's good that it skipped you =) 21:36 Daisy Kay my mom doesn't have it. 21:36 but it could happen when she gets a little older 21:36 She... loves cookies... oh mom. *sighs* 21:36 Kommissar Mandar aww... 21:36 The only major thing that runs in my family is bipolar disorder 21:37 We all have it 21:37 Including me 21:37 It's not the worst thing though 21:37 I'd rather it be that than cancer or something 21:37 Your parents just sound so nice 21:39 Daisy Kay My dad was growing a looooong beard when I saw him. 21:40 Kommissar Mandar haha 21:40 dumbledore beard 21:40 I have actually never seen my dad without a mustache 21:41 ever, in my life 21:41 If he shaved it it would just be creepy at this point 21:41 Daisy Kay *shaves my butt* 21:42 Kommissar Mandar buttshavers 21:42 Daisy Kay behave... 21:43 butt shave 21:43 Kommissar Mandar haha 21:43 *spanks your freshly shaven butt* 21:43 Daisy Kay *sleepily drapes over you* 21:43 Kommissar Mandar *lays your head in her lap and strokes your back* 21:44 Daisy Kay do you know the secret to really strong orgasms is to hold your pee 21:46 hold it in the whole time 21:46 Kommissar Mandar haha I know that 21:46 But I'm always afraid of peeing on the person 21:46 so I would never do it 21:46 But....I guess I don't have that problem with you lol 21:47 Daisy Kay c: 21:47 some women do have a sort of... pee-smelling liquid that comes out when they orgasm... and they wonder if they peed, but it's technically not pee 21:48 you would not believe all the papers written on the subject 21:48 people are really interested in womens' pee orgasms 21:48 Kommissar Mandar I believe it 21:49 If I'm horny...having to pee amplifies it by a lot 21:49 Daisy Kay The upside to being born the way I was 21:49 is that I get to have orgasms like a girl. 21:49 *cuddles* 21:50 Kommissar Mandar It's so much better 21:50 Daisy Kay There's more of them and they last longer 21:50 Kommissar Mandar *snuggles up in your arms* 21:50 Daisy Kay I wonder just how amplified it would get... 21:50 I really wonder 21:50 I really wonder how amplified my feminine qualities would become on HRTs. They're already pretty high. 21:51 Kommissar Mandar You should go for it 21:51 Daisy Kay I may just need a simple t-blocker. 21:51 It is confirmed that I do have 21:52 Kommissar Mandar You could have an ass ike mine : 3 21:52 Daisy Kay lots of estrogen 21:52 which makes sense 21:52 I think my body is constantly fighting it. Both sides. 21:52 Kommissar Mandar I'll bet that's why your eyes are so pretty 21:52 Daisy Kay My lashes used to be even longer 21:53 Kommissar Mandar I'd have so much fun painting up your eyes 21:53 Daisy Kay *vibrates some more* 21:54 eeeeeEEEYYYAAAAAHHHH! 21:54 Kommissar Mandar : 3 21:55 I can't wait to cuddle you for real 21:55 Daisy Kay oh tiny baby 21:57 *lifts you up and spins you around* 21:57 I can't wait for this bed to get here... 21:57 Kommissar Mandar =) 21:58 Daisy Kay it's coming tomorrooooow 21:58 just in time 21:59 Kommissar Mandar This is like, my 6th move in 2 years lol 21:59 But still, I always get a little sad 21:59 Daisy Kay hey it's cool. I moved a lot too but mostly in Philly. 21:59 Kommissar Mandar I'm kind of like...mentally reliving all the memories I had in this room 21:59 Daisy Kay I been to all corners, east, west, southeast... 21:59 Kommissar Mandar Oh, don't get me wrong, I love moving 22:00 there's always a bittersweet aspect to it though 22:00 Like its hard to believe this is my last night in this room 22:00 Daisy Kay *nods* 22:01 that is a very human feeling 22:01 Kommissar Mandar Yeah...I get very sentimental about things lol 22:02 *snuggles against your chest* 22:03 Daisy Kay and that's good 22:03 I' 22:03 I'm glad you're not a robot 22:04 Kommissar Mandar Eh, I tend to hide my feelings most of the time, try and shut them out 22:05 But they're there 22:05 Daisy Kay I like your feeling 22:06 Kommissar Mandar =) 22:07 Daisy Kay *feels you* 22:07 Kommissar Mandar *cuddles close* 22:08 Daisy Kay I hope I can find time to clean tomorrow. Cleaning is sooo relaxing, especially if I can spend all day doing it. 22:12 you ever start cleaning one area and then it sort of spreads out from there 22:13 It can be addictive. 22:13 Kommissar Mandar omg I know 22:14 Daisy Kay life is going to rule from here on out. 22:15 No matter what happens 22:15 Kommissar Mandar I was so bent on keeping my old apartment clean 22:15 But I just kind of eventually gave up on my cousins area... 22:15 Daisy Kay even if a super volcano goes off and sends us into nuclear winter 22:15 Kommissar Mandar We'll be the baddest dudes in the post apocalyptic future 22:16 We run barter town 22:16 Daisy Kay *rides in the bitch seat of your bike* 22:16 Kommissar Mandar ahaha 22:16 I hope that will go better than when someone rode in the bitch seat of my jetski... 22:17 I kept going too fast and my buddy almost fell off 22:17 Daisy Kay *just hugs you tighter 22:18 *dick pressed against your butt* 22:18 Kommissar Mandar *mmmm : 3* 22:19 Daisy Kay c: 22:19 Kommissar Mandar dickbutt 22:19 Daisy Kay explore, explore, dream 22:47 Kommissar Mandar that's deep man... 22:49 Daisy Kay haha I was just lookin at your wall. 22:49 *climbs into bed and pulls you in with them* 22:49 Kommissar Mandar haha yeah, my mom posts a lot of those inspirational poster things 22:50 *sleepily nuzzles your chest* 22:50 Thursday, 29. May 2014 Daisy Kay *rubs your back* 06:22 Kommissar Mandar I'm makin some lunch 10:31 then last thing to do is load up the car : 3 10:31 Daisy Kay I should do that too. 10:31 I have not eaten yet 10:31 I need to eat more I am gettin bad at it 10:31 Kommissar Mandar I been trying to eat less 10:32 Daisy Kay Just eat right, baby 10:32 We'll find stuff that's good for you that you can enjoy. 10:32 *cuddles you up* 10:33 Kommissar Mandar : 3 10:33 Daisy Kay you bed came in 12:30 The boxes are heavy as heck. I'm getting a friend to drive them home 12:31 Kommissar Mandar yaaay 12:32 I'm just checking and double checking the room, making sure I don't forget anything 12:32 Daisy Kay me too 12:32 Kommissar Mandar lol does the the bed feel nice? 12:33 Daisy Kay it's still boxed 12:33 I'll know when it comes out... and it flops open 12:33 Kommissar Mandar ooh 12:33 I might just take another nap before I go, make sure I'm super rested 12:34 Daisy Kay do it 12:34 Kommissar Mandar My kingdom for a nap 12:34 Daisy Kay *tucks you in* 12:35 Kommissar Mandar aww : 3 12:35 I'm tired of people calling me an idiot for driving at night 12:35 People don't get I'm more comfortable drivng that way 12:36 Daisy Kay the road will be empty! 12:36 Kommissar Mandar Thank you! 12:36 Daisy Kay Less cars 12:36 Kommissar Mandar it's basic math 12:36 less cars = less likelihood of running into one 12:36 Daisy Kay give me a call or text or gimme your number again. I just wanna have your # saved 13:22 Kommissar Mandar 631-578-6104 13:30 I'll text you 13:30 Exported with Skyperious on 11.01.2017 08:47.