13:25 <+Silver_Mib> You are wandering through a dark cave, it is dark. What do? 13:25 <+narwhalz0111> That'd depend on whether I intend to be in a dark cave. 13:26 <+Silver_Mib> You are wandering through a dark cave, I don't know what your intentions are with the cave, but I presume not safe for work. It is dark. What do? 13:32 <+Zorathex> Leave to cave 13:32 <+Zorathex> *The 13:33 <+Hema> Silver: Play a recording of Zora singing, so as to frighten away anything that might be nearby 13:33 <+Silver_Mib> You wander through the dark cave looking for an exit, and trip over. Ow that hurts. It is dark, you are lying on the ground. What do? 13:33 <+Zorathex> you roll a 20 13:34 <+Zorathex> everything leaves 13:34 <+Zorathex> Crawl out of the cave 13:34 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to play music without an instrument, you fail.Letting out a series of what can only be called blasphemous notes you give up. It is dark, you are lying on the ground ashamed of your poor singing talents. What do? 13:35 <+Zorathex> So I don't fall over, and can't fall over any ledges. 13:35 <+lycurgus> Silver_Mib: i cast magic missile at the darkness 13:35 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to crawl forward, grazing your hand on the hard rock, you find something hard and metallic. What do? 13:35 <+Zorathex> Kill myself 13:35 <+Zorathex> :P 13:35 <+Silver_Mib> You try to cast magic missile, and instead fart. You find the smell offensive. What do? 13:35 <+lycurgus> be offended 13:35 <+Hema> Get last quote 13:35 <+Taiya> * C​hanServ gives voice to Verne what in heaven's name is an "internet-jew" S​ilver? ... a regular internet-jew the product of internet and jew. like a pirate-ninja. I continue to receive an education. :) and hello and goodbye to all you fine people. I just had to know the answer to that one. have fun! :) * Verne has quit 13:35 <+Jimmy> Arrrr 13:35 <+lycurgus> offence intensifies 13:36 <+Taiya> ~~ added by T​alvieno on Aug 14 2017 (1312) 13:36 <+Silver_Mib> You dont like the idea of being dead. It is dark. What do? 13:36 <+Zorathex> Fire my Barrett m107! 13:37 <+Talvieno> eat a nice, long, wooden stick 13:37 <+IronDuke> HAI TAL 13:37 <+Talvieno> hey duke! 13:37 <+Talvieno> I played it :D It works beautifully :D 13:37 <+Silver_Mib> You don't have a gun, you take the hard metallic object, it seems to be a cylinder, and attempt to fire it. Its a torch, it turns on. It is now light. What do? 13:37 <+IronDuke> Thank you for FtD! :D :D :D 13:37 <+Zorathex> :D 13:37 <+Talvieno> :D :D :D o7 you earned it, lol 13:37 <+IronDuke> Yay! 13:37 <+Hyperion> stick it up butt 13:37 <+Silver_Mib> You have no stick to eat, you are sad, your stomach grumbles. What do? 13:37 <+Zorathex> XD 13:37 <+IronDuke> lelwut 13:37 <+Talvieno> pinball game is actually really impressive 13:37 <+Silver_Mib> You take the torch and inch it up your rectum, it hurts, you now have an anus torch, what do?> 13:37 <+Talvieno> zora thought I must've bought it off steam 13:38 <+Talvieno> Lol silver 13:38 <+IronDuke> no way :O 13:38 <+Hyperion> have ground light and 2 free hands 13:38 <+Zorathex> I did 13:38 <+IronDuke> O.O 13:38 <+Talvieno> yes way duke :P 13:38 <+Zorathex> It looks pretty fun 13:38 <+IronDuke> that's really high praise TBH 13:38 <+Talvieno> he looked over my shoulder and saw it :P 13:38 <+Hyperion> iron has a game on steam? 13:38 <+Talvieno> and was then stunned because he had no idea you were making a pinball game, because he never goes on the forums 13:39 <+IronDuke> When did I start making this thing... 13:39 <+Zorathex> Tis true 13:39 <+Hyperion> grats iron 13:39 <+Talvieno> hyper - no, not on steam, zora just thought it was 13:39 <+IronDuke> OVER TWO YEARS AGO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 13:39 <+Hyperion> oh 13:39 <+Talvieno> it's the pinball game he's been working on forever :P 13:39 <+IronDuke> gud gawsh 13:39 <+Hyperion> oh 13:39 <+Talvieno> I got him to finish it :D 13:39 <+Silver_Mib> Nice job Iron 13:39 <+IronDuke> He did indeed :D 13:40 * Talvieno is happies 13:40 <+IronDuke> He held a candy apple over my head :P 13:40 <+Silver_Mib> You are on your hands and knees in a cave, with a torch up your anus, it hurts. What do? 13:40 <+IronDuke> fart hard 13:40 <+IronDuke> and watch fireworks 13:40 <+Hyperion> well i was about to say Games for sale: IronDuke 1 \ Josh Parnell 0 13:40 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to fart, the torch is stuck in there good, and doesnt budge. What do? 13:40 <+IronDuke> LOL 13:40 <+Talvieno> lol 13:40 <+Hyperion> tal, any word? 13:40 <+IronDuke> RL chuckles here, Silver :D 13:40 <+Zorathex> lol 13:40 <+Silver_Mib> :3 13:41 <+Talvieno> I call upon the mighty buttdragon to use his mystical powers of eternity to turn the torch to butt-erflies 13:41 <+Silver_Mib> Cant code so do this instead 13:41 <+IronDuke> rofl 13:41 <+Zorathex> XD 13:41 <+Hema> This is the strangest RPG ever 13:41 <+Silver_Mib> You call out in praise of the mighty buttdragon, and request his aid. His voice booms forth "No, you filthy fuck!". The torch goes out. It is dark. 13:41 <+Silver_Mib> What do? 13:41 <+Hyperion> i cant play rimworld, my boss is in and is in a bad mood 13:41 <+Hyperion> :( 13:41 <+IronDuke> So, Tal, would you say the Pinball game is worth putting up for sale? 13:42 <+Hyperion> oh! pinball! that reminds me! 13:42 <+IronDuke> uh oh 13:42 <+Zorathex> Find out how the torch lit itself in the first place 13:42 <+Talvieno> hmm... if you were going to put it up for sale, I would add more content, like a few more tables, to be honest, otherwise people would probably say it was too short 13:42 <+IronDuke> Did you finish all eight missions? 13:43 <+Silver_Mib> You pressed the button that turned the torch on originally, it is dark. What do? 13:43 <+Hyperion> In LT, minigames could be presented as trade commodities. you could have pinball and minesweeper and the like in LT, with LT graphics, but classic mechanics 13:43 <+Zorathex> push it again 13:43 <+Talvieno> I don't know, I just did one mission after another until (I think) they started looping? 13:43 <+Hema> Different kind of torch, Zpra 13:43 <+Zorathex> and hold it. 13:43 <+Talvieno> or perhaps they start over when you die 13:43 <+Hema> 'Tis a flashlight 13:43 <+Silver_Mib> The button is inside your anus, you push your finger up there and press the button,. it hurts a lot. the torch doesnt go on. It is dark, what do? 13:43 <+IronDuke> It loops after the eighth. And when you die, the current mission starts again. 13:44 <+Talvieno> ah, then I think I got them all :D 13:44 <+IronDuke> no way 13:44 <+Talvieno> I think anyway 13:44 <+Talvieno> I had over a million and a half points 13:44 <+IronDuke> even the one that wants all the target groups to be done, and shooting the ring between each one? 13:44 <+Talvieno> hmm, perhaps not 13:44 <+Zorathex> Jam it further up for storage 13:44 <+IronDuke> oh, if it was 1.5 million, you didn't finish them all 13:45 <+IronDuke> some give you a full million points for finishing 13:45 <+IronDuke> basically that inner ring of lights shows which mission you're on 13:45 <+Talvieno> yeah, I don't remember that mission. I think I died too early. :P There's something that happens every now and then where the ball drops straight down and I can't hit it with the flippers 13:45 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to push the torch further up your anus, it doesnt budge. It is dark, What do? 13:45 <+IronDuke> starts with 1 light 13:45 <+Talvieno> I go to the hospital 13:45 <+Zorathex> Sit down 13:45 <+Talvieno> are you mad?! 13:45 <+IronDuke> lel 13:45 <+Zorathex> maybe 13:46 <+Silver_Mib> You don't know where the hospital is, you stand up and waddle around a dark cave. It is dark. What do? 13:46 <+Talvieno> fine, sit down 13:46 <+Zorathex> XD 13:46 <+Silver_Mib> You sit down, the torch props you up, its REALLY painful. It is dark. What do? 13:46 <+Talvieno> well, only one thing left 13:46 <+IronDuke> and the outer ring of lights is the progress on your current mission 13:46 <+Talvieno> join a circus 13:46 <+IronDuke> I've never yet beaten mission two :D 13:46 <+Zorathex> XD 13:46 <+Zorathex> yes 13:46 <+Talvieno> ohhhhh 13:46 <+Talvieno> I'll need to take a look at that again then duke :P 13:47 <+IronDuke> :V 13:47 <+Talvieno> it could use a text display of some sort over on the side, I guess, like space cadet pinball 13:47 <+Saoirse> We made it we made it we made it. Space! 13:47 <+IronDuke> There's one right beneath the score :P 13:47 <+IronDuke> only shows if a mission is running 13:47 <+IronDuke> and there's little flashing arrows pointing to what you need to hit 13:48 <+Talvieno> ahhhh, right. I mean to say what mission it is 13:48 <+Talvieno> so that you know you're only on mission one 13:48 <+Talvieno> I actually thought the separate tasks [were] the missions 13:48 <+IronDuke> Oh, those lights in the middle? The inner ring shows which mission number you're on. 13:48 <+Talvieno> it was really fun though. played several times, then had to stop 13:48 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to join a circus, with none around, you decide instead to form your own circus, it needs a name. It is dark. What do? 13:49 -!- BFett [~BFett@gamesurge-ad6f30c5.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #limittheory 13:49 -!- mode/#limittheory [+v BFett] by ChanServ 13:49 <+Silver_Mib> Hi Fett 13:49 <+Talvieno> The Flying Buttcircus 13:49 <+IronDuke> I guess the game needs documentation or something :V 13:49 <+Zorathex> Mister poopy buttholes famous circus? 13:49 <+BFett> Hi everyone! 13:49 <+Talvieno> hey bfett! 13:49 <+Zorathex> Hello BFett 13:49 <+Silver_Mib> You name your new circus The Flying Buttcircus. You are still sitting on the anus torch, it hurts. It is dark. What do? 13:50 <+Zorathex> XD 13:50 <+Talvieno> sell tickets 13:50 <+Hema> XD 13:50 <+Zorathex> Poor BFett 13:50 <+Talvieno> zora is about to die of laughter 13:50 <+BFett> I'm poor? 13:50 <+Talvieno> I'm not convinced he has time to breathe between gasps 13:50 <+Hyperion> silver, it wouldnt still hurt 13:50 <+Silver_Mib> You offer tickets to The Flying Buttcircus to the nearby rocks and darkness. They do not wish to come. It is dark. What do? 13:50 <+Talvieno> no, zora is referring to the convo you walked in on 13:50 <+Talvieno> curse those rocks! 13:51 <+Silver_Mib> Hype, if you sit on it and its too far in, it would :V 13:51 <+Hyperion> no. it wouldnt 13:51 <+Talvieno> utter a dark enchantment to buttsatan drawing a buttagram on the ground and curse the souls of the rocks 13:51 <+Silver_Mib> well... I'll defer to your superior experience 13:51 <+Hyperion> good boy 13:51 <+Zorathex> XD 13:51 <+Talvieno> lol hyper xD 13:52 <+Talvieno> this whole game is quotable 13:52 <+Zorathex> Indeed XD 13:52 <+BFett> What kind of twisted version of REKT is this? 13:52 <+Silver_Mib> You utter requests to buttsatan, and draw a buttagram on the ground, cursing the souls of the rocks around you. Buttsatan appears in front of you, wreathed in the flames of buttgasses, and pimp slaps you, before disappearing. You have angered Buttsatan. It is dark. What do? 13:52 <+Zorathex> XD 13:52 <+Hyperion> Tall, make a Storytelling feature for taiya that can playback a whole string of strings 13:53 <+Talvieno> lol 13:53 <+Talvieno> sure, I could do that 13:53 <+Talvieno> but a lot of people would find it annoying, most like 13:53 <+Silver_Mib> GB was gonna get it :V 13:53 <+Silver_Mib> but I didnt keep on that idea 13:53 <+BFett> Is this just DnD? 13:54 <+Zorathex> I have no idea XD 13:54 <+Silver_Mib> No 13:54 <+Silver_Mib> The torch stops hurting in your anus, you dont know what this means. It is dark. What do? 13:54 <+Zorathex> Twist the torch 13:55 <+Silver_Mib> You twist the torch around, it causes mild discomfort. It is dark, what do? 13:55 <+Hyperion> give it a separate channel and when someone goes in the channel, they say "Taiya, tell me a story" and taiya outputs a random story that someone input 13:55 <+Zorathex> Stand up and find the nearest wall 13:56 <+Silver_Mib> You stand up, and waddle over towards what you assume is a nearby wall. You make it. You are now leaning against a cold, hard wall. it is dark. What do? 13:56 <+Talvieno> lick it 13:56 <+Talvieno> for comfort 13:56 <+Zorathex> Feel around the wall for levers and such 13:56 <+Silver_Mib> You lick the wall, it tastes like Schist. It is dark. What do? 13:57 <+Zorathex> XD 13:57 <+Talvieno> mmmmm schist 13:57 <+Talvieno> lick it again 13:57 <+Silver_Mib> You feel around for leavers, a bug crawls over your hand. It is dark. You scream like a little girl. What do? 13:57 <+Hyperion> d schist 13:57 <+Taiya> 1. A coarse-grained metamorphic rock which consists of layers of different minerals and can be split into thin irregular plates. 13:57 <+Talvieno> sell the bug a ticket 13:57 <+Hema> Bend over, and run backwards into the wall at full speed 13:57 <+Zorathex> XD 13:58 <+Silver_Mib> You offer the bug a ticket to The Flying Buttcircus, it declines politely, then flees. It is dark, you are alone. What do? 13:58 <+Hyperion> just before hitting the wall do a somersault and start twerking upside down against the wall 13:58 <+Silver_Mib> You bend over, and run into the wall backwards, the torch hits the wall, you fall over on your face. That hurt. it is dark. What do? 13:58 <+Hyperion> yt wall twerk 13:58 <+Taiya> How to Wall Twerk! Learn Step by Step with Kelsey Mobley! Part 3 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-5yv-GkWxY 13:59 <+Zorathex> I'm not opening that. 13:59 <+Silver_Mib> You start wall twerking while face down on the ground, it is shameful. It is dark, at least noone can see you. What do? 13:59 <+BFett> Me neither 13:59 <+lycurgus> >learn to wall twerk with Kelsey Grammer 13:59 <+lycurgus> :P 13:59 <+Hema> Stub your toe on a rock 13:59 <+Silver_Mib> Kelsey Grammer isn't here, you attempt more shameful wall twerking. It's still shameful. It is dark, What do? 14:00 <+lycurgus> >you stub your toe on a rock. the rock dies. you are now level 2 14:00 <+lycurgus> :P 14:00 <+Silver_Mib> You kick your toe into the ground. Ouch fuck! It is dark, you think your toe is bleeding. What do? 14:00 <+Hema> XD 14:00 <+Zorathex> use the wall as a guide and walk along it 14:00 <+Hyperion> suck it 14:01 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to wall walk, using the wall as a guide, you cannot defy gravity, it is the law. It is dark. What do? 14:01 <+Zorathex> XD 14:01 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to pull your toe close enough to suck it, you cannot with the torch in your anus. It is dark. What do? 14:01 <+Zorathex> I didn't think that through 14:01 <+Zorathex> TRY HARDER 14:02 <+Zorathex> NOTHING IS IMPOSIBLE! 14:02 <+Hema> Pull the torch out and 14:02 <+Silver_Mib> You try HARDER, you dont know what that was. It is dark. What do/ 14:02 <+BFett> remove torch 14:02 <+Talvieno> I HAVE IT 14:02 <+Hema> *pull the torch out 14:02 <+Talvieno> I KNOW THE SOLUTION 14:02 <+Talvieno> FIND KING ARTHUR 14:02 <+Silver_Mib> You try to pull the torch out, it is stuck in there good. It is dark. What do? 14:02 <+Talvieno> he'll get it out 14:02 <+Zorathex> XD 14:03 <+BFett> inventory? 14:03 <+Silver_Mib> You call out for King Arthur, you think your hear a faint "marco" in the distance. It is dark. What do? 14:03 <+BFett> do we have pants? 14:03 <+Zorathex> Buttscalibur 14:03 <+Silver_Mib> You are naked, and have a torch in your anus. It is dark. But surprisingly you are not cold. Though the ground and walls are cold. What do? 14:03 <+Hema> Yell polo, and head towards the faint "marco" in the distance 14:04 <+BFett> come hair looking for matches 14:04 <+BFett> comb 14:04 <+Silver_Mib> You yell "Polo" and start crawling along the floor towards the direction you think the "Marco" came from. It is dark. What do? 14:04 <+Hema> Do you normally keep matches in your hair, BFett? 14:05 <+Silver_Mib> You comb through your hair, finding nothing except Lice. It is itchy. What do? 14:05 <+BFett> Yep :P 14:05 <+Hema> Eat the lice 14:05 <+Zorathex> Survival tactics with BFett 14:05 <+Silver_Mib> You eat the lice, they taste like chicken. It is dark. What do? 14:05 <+Zorathex> mmmmmm chicken 14:05 <+Zorathex> find more lice 14:06 <+BFett> Call out to the all powerful NODE that he may have mercy on our sole soul 14:06 <+Zorathex> Eat them ALL! 14:06 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to find more lice, finding none in your head, or armpit, or crotch hairs. You failed to find lice. It is dark, you are disappointed. What do? 14:06 <+Zorathex> what BFett said 14:07 <+Silver_Mib> You call out for the all powerful NODE to have mercy on your sole soul. He does not deign to reply. It is dark. You are having a crisis of faith. What do? 14:07 <+Hema> Grab a rock and smash to torch 14:07 <+Zorathex> move along side the nearest wall for a few minutes 14:08 <+Hema> *the 14:08 <+Zorathex> "Smash to torch" 14:08 <+Talvieno> Oh, you only adopt the darkness 14:08 <+Silver_Mib> You fumble around for a rock, pick one up and smash it into the torch, it presses against your inside in shameful ways. It is dark, you are erect. What do? 14:08 <+BFett> I guess we should have asked the bug for help when we had the chance 14:08 <+Talvieno> You think the darkness is your ally 14:08 <+Talvieno> I was born in the darkness, molded by it 14:08 <+Talvieno> with a torch stuck in my butt 14:09 <+Silver_Mib> You move along the wall, deeper into the cave, at least you assume it's deeper. Nothing much happens, you lose your erection. It is dark. Waht do? 14:09 <+Zorathex> XD 14:09 <+Talvieno> become batman 14:09 <+Talvieno> or no 14:09 <+Talvieno> become buttman 14:09 <+Talvieno> and save innocents 14:09 <+Silver_Mib> You become batman, then give up on that idea and become buttman instead. You are not sure how this is different from your previous state. It is dark, What do? 14:10 <+Hema> You have the Buttmobile, the Buttcave and the Butt signal 14:10 <+Talvieno> ^^^^ 14:10 <+Zorathex> keep moving alongside the wall, you'll find a way out eventually 14:10 <+Talvieno> that's part of being buttman. that means we're now in the buttcave 14:10 <+Zorathex> Yes 14:10 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to save innocents, then remember eating the lice, they were innocent, you are sad that you cannot even do that. It is dark, you are ashamed. What do? 14:10 <+Talvieno> so turn on the buttlights 14:10 <+Zorathex> Do that! 14:10 <+Silver_Mib> You keep moving further into the cave, it is dark, you stumble over something. What do? 14:11 <+Talvieno> ignore it 14:11 <+Talvieno> keep moving 14:11 <+BFett> any flint rocks? 14:11 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to turn on the buttlight again, pushing a finger into the rectum and pressing the button. The torch does not turn on. It is dark. What do? 14:11 <+Silver_Mib> You keep moving into the tunnel, ignoring the thing you stumbled over. It is dark. What do? 14:11 <+Talvieno> keep going 14:11 <+Silver_Mib> You do not see any flint rocks. It is dark. Your eyesight is normal, normally What do.? 14:12 <+Hema> Pick your nose 14:12 <+Silver_Mib> You keep moving further into the tunnel, you hit a wall. It is dark, What do? 14:12 <+Zorathex> Lick it 14:12 <+BFett> Check to see if eyes are covered 14:12 <+Silver_Mib> You pick at your nose, and consume the delightful (presumably golden) treasure from inside, your nose feels clearer. It is dark. What do. 14:12 <+Silver_Mib> You lick the wall, more Schist. It is Dark. What do? 14:13 <+Silver_Mib> Your eyes are not covered, they are now, by your eyelids, and now they are not again. It is still dark. What do? 14:13 <+Talvieno> go to sleep, and don't wake up 14:13 <+Talvieno> eventually someone will find you 14:13 <+Talvieno> if not 14:13 <+Silver_Mib> You do not wish to die, your drive to live is too strong. It is dark, you are not suicidal. What do? 14:13 <+Talvieno> you will die and the torch will eventually fall out after enough of you rots, so it'll be fine 14:13 <+Talvieno> no more torch 14:13 <+Talvieno> you can be a happy scary skeleton 14:14 <+BFett> take a dump 14:14 <+Zorathex> But you already rammed a wall with a torch in your butt, how are is that not suicidal 14:14 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to shit, the torch plops out, then out comes a torrent of fart and poop. Your bowels are empty, the torch is out, your anus is loose. It is dark. What do? 14:15 <+Zorathex> unscrew the torch 14:15 <+Talvieno> I cast retract rectal prolapse Level 3 14:15 <+Hyperion> open torch cap and twist lightbulb 14:15 <+Silver_Mib> You pick through the poop to find the torch, and unscrew the cap. It is off. What do? 14:15 <+BFett> yea! I got the torch out 14:15 <+Zorathex> Huh 14:15 <+Hyperion> tighten it 14:15 <+Silver_Mib> You twist the lightbulb in the torch. You dont know what this achieved. What do? 14:15 <+Talvieno> lick it 14:15 <+Zorathex> XD 14:16 <+Silver_Mib> You tighten the lightbulb, it was already pretty tight. What do? 14:16 <+Silver_Mib> You lick the lightbulb, it is clean. What do? 14:16 <+BFett> screw the flashlight together again, turn the light on 14:16 <+Talvieno> hooray 14:16 <+Zorathex> \o/ 14:16 <+Saoirse> \o/ 14:16 * Hema had the torch smashed 14:16 <+Silver_Mib> You put the torch back together again, and attempt to turn it on. It does not turn on. What do? 14:16 <+Hema> :V 14:16 <+Zorathex> Mission accomplished! 14:16 <+Talvieno> yeah! 14:16 <+Talvieno> congrats guys! 14:16 * Talvieno high fives everyone 14:17 <+BFett> what? 14:17 * Silver_Mib laughs excessivly :V 14:17 <+Talvieno> we finished! 14:17 <+Talvieno> that was awesome 14:17 * Zorathex high fives tal 14:17 <+Hema> That was fun. What's next? 14:17 <+Hyperion> you have undone my torch in butt! D: 14:17 <+Talvieno> hooray \o/ 14:17 <+Jimmy> \o/ 14:17 <+Saoirse> \o/ 14:17 <+Hema> \o/ 14:17 <+Zorathex> Yeah! 14:17 <+BFett> that was it? 14:17 <+BFett> well gg 14:17 <+Silver_Mib> no 14:17 <+Silver_Mib> the game is still going 14:17 <+Silver_Mib> Tal is just giving up :V 14:17 <+Hema> :V 14:17 <+Talvieno> don't be silly, we won 14:17 <+Talvieno> we got it out 14:18 <+Silver_Mib> Thats a small victory yes 14:18 <+Talvieno> and then cleaned it and put it back together 14:18 <+Talvieno> that's what we wanted the whole time 14:18 <+Silver_Mib> you did not clean it 14:18 <+Talvieno> I did too! 14:18 <+Talvieno> I licked it good! 14:18 <+Zorathex> XD 14:18 <+Silver_Mib> you licked the lightbulb 14:18 <+Silver_Mib> learn to read bro :V 14:18 <+Talvieno> it was tasty 14:18 <+Silver_Mib> It is dark, you are holding a poop covered torch. what do? 14:18 <+Talvieno> oh. 14:18 <+Hema> Rub it on your toe 14:18 <+Zorathex> Lick the poop off 14:19 <+Talvieno> if this guy isn't suicidal, he's incredibly stupid 14:19 <+Silver_Mib> You rub the torch on your toe, some poop is now on your toe. Waht do? 14:19 <+Zorathex> XD 14:19 <+Silver_Mib> You cant lift your toe to your mouth to lick it off, you are not flexible enough. What do? 14:19 <+Talvieno> well, our toe is bleeding 14:19 <+Talvieno> so now we're going to die of septic shock 14:19 <+Silver_Mib> Well, you guys are telling him what to do... :V 14:19 <+Talvieno> I guess we're suicidal after all 14:19 <+Silver_Mib> Are you sure it was the same toe? you have ten of them 14:19 <+Zorathex> XD 14:20 <+Talvieno> we sold the others to summon buttsatan 14:20 <+Hema> Rub it on all the toes 14:20 <+Hema> XD 14:20 <+Trigger> ( wtf ) 14:20 <+Silver_Mib> You rub the torch on all of your toes, covering them all with poop 14:20 <+Zorathex> Rub it on your bleeding toe 14:20 <+Silver_Mib> You rub the torch on the bleeding toe again. 14:20 <+Hema> Zora, already done 14:20 <+Zorathex> XD I feel bad for Trigger 14:20 <+Silver_Mib> You dont think it is bleeding at them moment however. You now have smelly toes. What do? 14:21 <+Silver_Mib> at the* 14:21 <+Zorathex> Lick the poop off the flashlight 14:22 <+Hema> Get it nice and clean! :D 14:22 <+Zorathex> "D 14:22 <+Zorathex> *:D 14:22 * TGS shakes his head at you crazy people 14:22 <+Trigger> Err 14:22 <+Trigger> Can 14:22 <+Trigger> can I join 14:23 <+Trigger> whats happening 14:23 <+Hema> Sure 14:23 <+Zorathex> Sure 14:23 <+Silver_Mib> You lick what little poop remains on the flashlight, it is disgusting. You are a shameful Coprophage. What do? 14:23 <+Trigger> WHATS GOING ON 14:23 <+Talvieno> rofl 14:23 <+Talvieno> I become a copro]mage 14:23 <+Silver_Mib> It is dark, you are in a cave, you have a clean torch, and poop covered toes, one of which was bleeding. It is dark. What do? 14:24 <+Hema> You're also naked for some reason 14:24 <+Talvieno> I enchant and cast shit spells 14:24 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to become a copromage, it is unsuccessful, magic doesnt work like that. It is dark. What do? 14:24 <+Trigger> I use black magic to increase the brightness of my torch 14:24 <+lycurgus> that's racist 14:24 <+Hema> :V 14:24 <+Silver_Mib> You do not know black magic, you are white. What do? 14:24 <+lycurgus> lel 14:24 <+Zorathex> Follow the wall until you run out of breath 14:24 <+Trigger> I try the same but with racist white magic? 14:24 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to follow the wall further, and find another wall almost immediatly. It is dark, you are in a dead end. What do? 14:25 <+Hema> Torch is broken, Trigger 14:25 <+Detviet> woah 14:25 <+Detviet> why are there two tal's 14:25 <+Detviet> tals* 14:25 <+Zorathex> Keep following those walls 14:25 <+Trigger> I walk forward till I reach a wall and then follow the wall 14:25 <+Silver_Mib> You follow the new wall, you reach a corner a little way down. What do? 14:25 <+Talvieno> aw, carp 14:26 <@not_tal> yeah, connected to two bouncers 14:26 <@not_tal> lemme kill it 14:26 <+Detviet> :V 14:26 -!- not_tal [Talvieno@Talvieno.user.gamesurge] has left #limittheory [connection timed out] 14:26 <+Detviet> pew 14:26 <+Trigger> Yell really loud and keep following the wall I find 14:27 <+Hema> You are now without moderators. What do? 14:27 <+Silver_Mib> You yell loudly and incoherently. And turn down the corner, following the wall. It is dark, you trip over on your face. What do? 14:27 <+Zorathex> You yell "Really loud" 14:27 <+Silver_Mib> You yell " 14:27 <+Trigger> Lay there for a while and listen to the ground 14:27 <+Hyperion> tal, tell josh he has 24 hours to post a devlog or i'm ragequitting LT forever 14:28 <+Silver_Mib> You yell "Really Loud", you hear no replies, not even echoes. It is dark. You are lying face down on the ground. What do? 14:28 <+Talvieno> Hyper, I keep messaging him but he's not paying attention 14:28 <+Talvieno> lick the ground 14:28 <+Trigger> ( are we one character? ) 14:28 <+Silver_Mib> You lick the ground, tastes like Chalk. What do? 14:28 <+Hyperion> so hes going quiet...again 14:28 <+lycurgus> Talvieno: woah i don't think it's necessary for hyp to have to do that 14:28 <+Hyperion> great 14:28 <+Zorathex> LICK ALL THE THINGS! 14:28 <+Silver_Mib> You are one character. 14:28 <+Talvieno> OH 14:28 <+Trigger> OH 14:28 <+Talvieno> it's chalk! 14:28 <+lycurgus> :P 14:28 <+Trigger> PUNCH THE GROUND 14:28 <+Talvieno> chalk can dissolve 14:29 <+Silver_Mib> You have no ALL THEs to lick. 14:29 <+Talvieno> KEEP LICKING 14:29 <+Talvieno> FULL STEAM AHEAD 14:29 <+lycurgus> uh 14:29 <+Silver_Mib> You punch the ground, your hand hurts. 14:29 <+lycurgus> >pee on the ground 14:29 <+Talvieno> we'll lick our way out of the cave 14:29 <+Silver_Mib> You lick the ground some more, its still chalk. 14:29 <+lycurgus> duh 14:29 <+lycurgus> more liquid 14:29 <+Detviet> xD 14:29 <+Talvieno> but then we won't want to lick it anymore 14:29 <+Trigger> does it wear down? 14:29 <+Talvieno> that's horrible lycu 14:29 <+Zorathex> XD 14:29 <+narwhalz0111> Ooh, even better: 14:29 <+lycurgus> Talvieno: speak for urself 14:29 <+narwhalz0111> Vomit on the ground! 14:29 <+lycurgus> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 14:29 <+narwhalz0111> The acid will dissolve it. 14:29 <+Silver_Mib> You let your bladder go and wet yourself, the warmth spreads up under your belly. It is dark, you are wet. What do? 14:30 <+Hema> We've got battery acid too! :D 14:30 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to vomit, but can only dry retch. It is dark, your stomach hurts now. What do? 14:30 <+Zorathex> YEAH 14:30 <+Trigger> wiggle my crotch on the ground 14:30 <+Hyperion> tongue fuck the nearest surface 14:30 <+Trigger> RUB IT IN 14:30 <+Silver_Mib> You wiggle your crotch on the ground, it does nothing useful. It is dark. What do? 14:30 <+Zorathex> Take the batteries out of the flashligh 14:30 <+Talvieno> enter a thousand-year meditation taught to you by the ancient buttdragon priests of Mt. Shang-Hai-Chi during your three-year trek through the wilderness 14:30 <+lycurgus> Silver_Mib: don't you fuckin tell me we had to specify taking off pants first 14:30 <+Talvieno> and wait for the floor to dissolve 14:30 <+lycurgus> ?? 14:30 <+lycurgus> for "pee on the ground" 14:30 <+Silver_Mib> You remove the batteries from the torch. It is dark. What do? 14:31 <+lycurgus> what kind of retarded character are we playing here 14:31 <+Silver_Mib> Lycurgus, you have no pants. 14:31 <+lycurgus> oh 14:31 <+lycurgus> neat 14:31 <+lycurgus> good start 14:31 <+Trigger> errrr 14:31 <+Trigger> get up 14:31 <+lycurgus> Talvieno: you were pretty close to the lawful monk god from nethack there 14:31 <+lycurgus> Shan Lai Ching 14:31 <+Silver_Mib> you stand up, and drop one of the batteries. It is dark. What do? 14:31 <+Talvieno> I know lycu :D 14:31 <+lycurgus> :3 14:31 <+Talvieno> :3 14:32 <+Hema> Put the batteries on the ground and smash 'em with a rock until the start coming apart. 14:32 <+Zorathex> Yeah! 14:32 <+Hyperion> Mt Shang-hai-chi-na 14:32 <+Trigger> but 14:32 <+Trigger> why 14:32 <+Trigger> WHY 14:32 <+narwhalz0111> I mean, even if the batteries are lithium or something, they'll still make light. 14:32 <+Silver_Mib> You place the batteries on the ground, and smash them with a rock. That was a bad idea. It is dark. What do? 14:32 <+Talvieno> for the glory of buttsatan of course 14:33 <+Hema> It was not! Smash them some more! 14:33 <+Talvieno> https://imgur.com/OpFcp 14:33 <+Saoirse> FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN - Imgur 14:33 <+Hyperion> hail satan 14:33 <+Jimmy> All hail the dark lord!! /o/ His victory is certain!! /o/ 14:33 <+Saoirse> All hail the dark lord!! /o/ His victory is certain!! /o/ 14:33 <+Jimmy> All hail! /o/ 14:33 <+Taiya> All hail! /o/ 14:33 <+SnuggleBunny> All hail! /o/ 14:34 <+Silver_Mib> You smash the batteries some more, praising satan while doing so. Satan appears in a burst of flame and asks you not to invoke his name any more. He doesnt like you. He leaves, it is dark. What do? 14:34 <+Trigger> oh 14:34 <+Talvieno> pray to buttjesus 14:34 <+Trigger> wait wait 14:34 <+Zorathex> Satans pretty polite 14:34 <+Trigger> find a harp rock and cut my finger 14:34 <+Talvieno> if buttsatan doesn't like us, buttjesus will 14:34 <+Trigger> use the blood to draw a pentagram and summon the demon of fire 14:34 <+Saoirse> B L O O D 14:35 <+Talvieno> I already did that trigger 14:35 <+Trigger> and? 14:35 <+Silver_Mib> You pray to buttjesus, but he doesnt reply. Buttjesus is a prick like that. It is dark. 14:35 <+Talvieno> HH utter a dark enchantment to buttsatan drawing a buttagram on the ground and curse the souls of the rocks 14:35 <+Talvieno> I also did 14:35 <+Talvieno> H I call upon the mighty buttdragon to use his mystical powers of eternity to turn the torch to butt-erflies 14:35 <+Silver_Mib> You try to find a Harp Rock, but Harps dont rock.. You dont understand the question. Squirtle Hurt himself in his confusion. What do? 14:35 <+Talvieno> They do too! 14:35 <+Talvieno> They absolutely do! 14:35 <+Silver_Mib> You have no blood to draw a pentagram with. What do? 14:35 <+Talvieno> yt metal harp twins 14:36 <+Taiya> METALLICA “One” - 2 Girls 1 Harp (Harp Twins) HARP METAL - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhOhGhq0e54 14:36 <+Talvieno> SEE 14:36 <+Talvieno> THEY ROCK 14:36 <+Trigger> draw a pentagram by peeing 14:36 <+Talvieno> what kind of monster are you trigger 14:36 <+Hema> Smash your toe with a rock for blood 14:36 <+Hema> There you go, Trigger 14:36 <+Trigger> the worst type 14:36 <+Trigger> one with no dignity 14:37 <+Silver_Mib> You have no pee left, you cannot pee anymore, you are peeless. It is dark. 14:37 <+Talvieno> convert to peeism? 14:37 <+Silver_Mib> You do not wish to harm your toe any more, you put the rock down. It is dark. 14:37 <+Talvieno> we do! 14:37 <+Talvieno> we absolutely do! 14:37 <+Zorathex> Lick up the pee you peed before 14:37 <+Hyperion> start hearing voices 14:38 <+Silver_Mib> There is no religion of Peeism, you do not convert from it. It is dark 14:38 <+Talvieno> turn around and run as fast as you can forward in a random direction with your head lowered 14:38 <+Silver_Mib> You are already hearing voices in your head, more wont help this situation, It is dark. 14:38 <+Hema> Pfft 14:38 <+Trigger> https://youtu.be/uxubDE2PQ6g 14:38 <+Hema> Start the religion of Peeism 14:38 <+Saoirse> ℑudge ℑudy lets dog loose in court to find its REAL owner - YouTube 14:38 <+Silver_Mib> You turn around and run forward in a direction, smack into a wall, and fall on your back. It hurt a lot. It is dark. What do? 14:39 <+Silver_Mib> You dont want to upset the Lord and Savior, NODE. You do not start a new religion. It is dark. What do? 14:39 <+lycurgus> pray to NODE for salvation 14:39 <+Hema> Already tried that 14:39 <+lycurgus> PRAY HARDER 14:39 <+lycurgus> >get hard, then pray 14:39 <+lycurgus> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 14:40 <+Hema> :V 14:40 <+Silver_Mib> You pray to node for Salvation. It does not work, NODE might be busy, or depressed, you know not which. You are having a crisis of faith. it is dark. What do? 14:40 <+Hema> We got hard earlier, Lyc. :V 14:40 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to pray harder, it does not work. It is dark. What do? 14:40 <+lycurgus> scream into the void 14:40 <+Silver_Mib> You cannot summon an erection at will, you are not a machine. It is dark. What do? 14:40 <+Hema> Eat the batteries 14:40 <+Silver_Mib> You scream, but not into the void, into the cave. It is dark, your throat hurts. What do? 14:40 <+Talvieno> hmm 14:40 <+Talvieno> well 14:40 <+Talvieno> we could stick the torch back in 14:41 <+lycurgus> which way did the echo come back from? where is there open space? 14:41 <+Saoirse> I'm in space. 14:41 <+Silver_Mib> You cant find the batteries, you ran away from them. It is dark. What do? 14:41 <+Silver_Mib> There was no echo. It is dark. What do? 14:41 <+Trigger> Do the do. 14:41 <+lycurgus> DRINK A VERIFICATION CAN 14:41 <+Silver_Mib> You try to do the do, it doesnt work. What do? 14:41 <+Trigger> Okay now I actually feel challanged 14:42 <+Trigger> I want to win this 14:42 <+Silver_Mib> You have no can of verification to drink from. What do? 14:42 <+Detviet> kiss the flashlight 14:42 <+lycurgus> Silver_Mib: check inventory 14:42 <+Silver_Mib> You kiss the flashlight. What do? 14:42 <+Trigger> Get up,find a wall, and follow the wall. 14:42 <+Silver_Mib> You are naked and carrying a flashlight with no batteries, the bottom cap has gone missing, your toes are covered in poop. What do? 14:42 <+Silver_Mib> You stand up, and follow the wall, you reach a corner, what do? 14:42 <+lycurgus> flashlight is broken, right? 14:42 <+Zorathex> WHAT DO!?!?!?!?! 14:42 <+lycurgus> SIT IN CORNER, CRY IN DARK 14:43 <+lycurgus> END GAME 14:43 <+Silver_Mib> Flashlight has no batteries or bottom cap. What do? 14:43 <+Zorathex> ^^^ 14:43 <+Silver_Mib> You do no give into depression, that way leads the dark side. What do? 14:43 <+Hema> Retrace your steps and find the batteries 14:43 <+lycurgus> we're already in the dark tho 14:43 <+lycurgus> ????? 14:43 <+lycurgus> oh 14:43 <+lycurgus> OH 14:43 <+Silver_Mib> You turn around and attempt to find the batteries, you cannot. It is dark. What do? 14:43 <+lycurgus> i cast Power of Positive Thinking to generate light 14:43 <+Zorathex> ASK THE GM WHAT DO? 14:43 <+lycurgus> because if depression is dark side, surely positive thinking must be light side 14:44 <+Hema> Break a fortune cookie :V 14:44 <+Taiya> The fortune cookie says: Patience is a virtue. 14:44 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to think positively, you are positive that you are in a dark cave. 14:44 <+Zorathex> ER 14:44 <+Zorathex> *DM 14:44 <+Hema> Silver: Wait 14:44 <+Silver_Mib> You try to as the GM what do, but the GM does not respond. What do? 14:44 <+Silver_Mib> ask* 14:44 <+IronDuke> OBEY ME YOU STUPID GAME 14:45 <+Zorathex> Pray to the GM for forgiveness 14:45 <+Detviet> that's what we are all thinking about silver, Duke. :D 14:45 <+Silver_Mib> You pray to the GM for forgiveness, he does not give it. It is dark. What do? 14:45 <+Detviet> stroke tummy sensually 14:45 <+Zorathex> wat 14:45 <+Hema> Curse the people controlling med 14:45 <+Detviet> xD 14:45 <+Taiya> o.O 14:45 <+Silver_Mib> You stroke your tummy sensually, it is dark. What do? 14:45 <+Hema> *me 14:45 <+Zorathex> okay do that 14:46 <+Silver_Mib> You curse the people in control of Med, you dont know who/what Med is 14:46 <+Silver_Mib> It is dark. What do? 14:46 <+Hema> XD 14:46 <+Detviet> :V 14:46 <+Trigger> Is there a way out? 14:46 <+Zorathex> This should be a book, the title will be 14:46 <+Silver_Mib> There is 14:46 <+Zorathex> What do? 14:47 <+Silver_Mib> What do? 14:47 <+Trigger> okay okay what can we do.... 14:47 <+Trigger> taste to poo on my feet 14:47 <+Hema> Spin around until you fall over, and run i whatever direction you're facing when you stop. 14:47 <+lycurgus> follow wall until next corner 14:47 <+Trigger> >_> 14:47 <+Hema> *in 14:47 <+Silver_Mib> You cannot lift your feet high enough to taste them, you are not flexible enough. It is dark. 14:47 <+Zorathex> Eat your arm 14:47 <+Silver_Mib> You spin around over and over and fall over, you attempt to stand but fall over dizzy. It is dark. What do? 14:47 <+Silver_Mib> You cannot eat your arm. 14:47 <+lycurgus> contemplate the darkness 14:48 <+Zorathex> EAT IT!!!! 14:48 <+lycurgus> Silver_Mib: what about following the wall 14:48 <+Silver_Mib> You contemplate the darkness within you, it is dark. 14:48 <+Detviet> afk :D 14:48 <+Silver_Mib> You follow the wall. It is dark. 14:48 <+Silver_Mib> You find a corner. What do? 14:48 <+Trigger> accept the darkness 14:48 <+Hema> We did that, Lyc. It's boring. What do 14:48 <+IronDuke> afk for food 14:49 <+Silver_Mib> You accept the darkness within you, it is dark. What do? 14:49 <+Silver_Mib> You are at a corner. 14:50 <+Hema> Do five hundred push ups 14:50 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to do 500 pushups, you do 5, you hurt. It is dark. What do? 14:51 <+Trigger> rest and do more push ups 14:51 <+Hema> :D 14:52 <+Silver_Mib> You rest, and then attempt more push ups. your arms are still sore, you do 2. It is dark. What do? 14:52 <+Trigger> ACCEPT THE PAIN AND DO MORE PUSHUPS THOUGH THE PAIN 14:52 <+Hema> :D :D 14:52 <+Trigger> My highschool PE teacher would be proud 14:52 <+Zorathex> :D 14:52 <+Silver_Mib> You accept the pain, and manage to do 1 more push up, you are not fit. It is dark. Your arms are like lead. What do? 14:53 <+Hema> What? Of you were naked with your feet covered in poop? 14:53 <+Zorathex> Punch the walls with your lead arms! 14:53 <+Trigger> :D 14:53 <+Hema> *floor 14:53 <+Trigger> Good man Zorathex 14:53 <+Trigger> walls 14:53 <+Hema> Eh, okay 14:53 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to punch the walls, and miss, your arms are too sore to swing properly. It is dark What do? 14:54 <+Hema> Yodel 14:54 <+Zorathex> ACCEPT THE PAIN AND DO MORE PUNCH THE WALLS THOUGH THE PAIN 14:54 <+Trigger> so, I did a bit of googling 14:54 <+Trigger> xanax tasts like chalk 14:54 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to yodel, you fail a lot. 14:54 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to accept the pain, but the pain doesnt accept you. It is dark, you are sore. What do? 14:55 <+Hema> Throw a tantrum 14:55 <+Zorathex> ^ 14:55 <+Trigger> ^ 14:55 <+Hema> :3 14:55 <+Silver_Mib> You throw a tantrum, no body cares. It is dark. You are alone. What do? 14:55 <+Trigger> What if all three of us ( voices in our head ) unite for more effect? 14:55 <+Zorathex> Yes 14:55 <+Hema> Begin dancing 14:56 <+Zorathex> Begin dancing 14:56 <+Hema> Trigger, that's your cue 14:56 <+Silver_Mib> You try to dance, you are not good at it,. you trip over something. What do? 14:56 <+Zorathex> pick up that somthing 14:56 <+Trigger> BEgin dancing HARD 14:56 <+Hema> And eat it 14:56 <+Zorathex> *Something 14:56 <+Trigger> look for what I tripped over 14:57 <+Silver_Mib> You try to pick up the thing, it is soft. you dont know what it is. What do? 14:57 <+Trigger> pick it up 14:57 <+Hema> Eat it 14:57 <+Trigger> NO 14:57 <+Trigger> NO NO 14:57 <+Zorathex> It's a moues keep it 14:57 <+Silver_Mib> you attempt to eat the thing, it tastes like Wool, You take a good sized bite out of it. 14:57 <+Silver_Mib> What do? 14:57 <+Trigger> oh god 14:57 <+Zorathex> It's cute and fluffy 14:57 <+Hema> :V 14:57 <+Trigger> oh no no 14:57 <+Hema> XD 14:57 <+Trigger> this is bad 14:57 <+Trigger> finish eating it 14:57 <+Zorathex> ^ 14:57 <+Trigger> ^ 14:57 <+Hema> ^ 14:57 <+Zorathex> It's the only way 14:58 <+narwhalz0111> It's probably your clothes. 14:58 <+Silver_Mib> You... keep eating the woolen thing. Taking large chunks out of it, you are sure this is bad, the voices say do it. You finish eating what you now think was a sweater, It is dark, you are naked., What do? 14:58 <+Zorathex> XD 14:59 <+narwhalz0111> Toldja. 14:59 <+narwhalz0111> :D 14:59 <+lycurgus> puke sweater up and put it on 14:59 <+Zorathex> ^ 14:59 <+Hema> ^ 14:59 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to puke, and get chunks of wool and vomit stuck in your throat, you are starting to suffocate. What do? 14:59 <+lycurgus> rip 14:59 <+lycurgus> give up 14:59 <+Zorathex> nothing 14:59 <+lycurgus> let darkness claim self 14:59 <+Zorathex> Do nothing 14:59 <+lycurgus> only winning move is not to play 15:00 <+Silver_Mib> You slowly choke to death on the remains of your sweater and vomit. You die. 15:00 <+Zorathex> \o/ 15:00 <+Saoirse> \o/ 15:00 <+Jimmy> \o/ 15:00 <+lycurgus> good job team! 15:00 <+Talvieno> we win! 15:00 <+Trigger> oh good 15:00 <+Zorathex> We win! 15:00 <+Trigger> Woo! 15:00 <+Silver_Mib> You wake up in a brightly lit Room. Everything is pure white. There is a red door opposite you, you are dressed in a white dress. What do? 15:00 <+Trigger> the only way out was death! 15:00 <+Trigger> I see 15:00 <+Talvieno> that was actually fun 15:00 <+Trigger> oh 15:00 <+Trigger> oh my 15:00 <+Talvieno> ah 15:00 <+Trigger> turn around 15:00 <+Talvieno> we're in buttheaven 15:00 <+Trigger> walk AWAY from the red dot 15:00 <+Zorathex> XD 15:00 <+Silver_Mib> You turn around, there is a blue door. What do? 15:00 <+lycurgus> ohshit 15:01 <+lycurgus> choices 15:01 <+Talvieno> third option 15:01 <+lycurgus> i didn't sign up for this 15:01 <+Silver_Mib> There is no red dot to walk away from 15:01 <+Talvieno> pull down our pants 15:01 <+Talvieno> ram the wall between the doors 15:01 <+Zorathex> ^^ 15:01 <+Talvieno> make a third door 15:01 <+Silver_Mib> You are not wearing pants, you are wearing a white dress. What do? 15:01 <+Zorathex> ^ 15:01 <+Talvieno> pull up dress, ram wall with utt 15:01 <+Talvieno> *butt 15:01 <+Talvieno> just as retarded in the afterlife 15:01 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to ram a side wall, it does not budge, its soft, like a fluffy babies' bottom. 15:01 <+Zorathex> XD 15:01 <+Silver_Mib> What do? 15:02 <+Hema> Eat it 15:02 <+lycurgus> Talvieno: death does not grant wisdom clearly 15:02 <+Talvieno> at least we can judge by how dumb we still are that our soul is intact 15:02 <+Zorathex> Eat it 15:02 <+Silver_Mib> You pull up your dress, holding it above your nipples, and ram into the wall again. What do? 15:02 <+Silver_Mib> You cannot eat the wall. What do? 15:02 <+Talvieno> wait, are we a girl 15:02 <+lycurgus> ffs i'm trying not to laugh out loud at work 15:02 <+Talvieno> I play with my nipples 15:02 <+Silver_Mib> You look down, you see a penis. What do? 15:02 <+lycurgus> i have to pull out of this 15:02 <+lycurgus> Talvieno: focus on the game sicko 15:02 <+Silver_Mib> You play with your nipples. What do? 15:02 <+Talvieno> repeat action 15:02 <+Silver_Mib> You ram into the wall again. What do? 15:02 <+Talvieno> no 15:02 <+Talvieno> the nipples action 15:03 <+Talvieno> although maybe the wall ramming turns us on too 15:03 <+Trigger> open the blue door 15:03 <+Silver_Mib> You play with your nipples some more, you get nothing out of it. WHat do? 15:03 <+Talvieno> keep doing both 15:03 <+Talvieno> NO TRIGGER 15:03 <+Trigger> open the red door then 15:03 <+Talvieno> WE ARE LEARNING MORE ABOUT OURSELVES HERE 15:03 <+Silver_Mib> You open the blue door, the world collapses around you, everything is now blue. 15:03 <+Trigger> AHH 15:03 <+Talvieno> dammit trigger (－‸ლ) 15:03 <+Trigger> SHIT 15:03 <+Talvieno> we had a good thing going there 15:03 <+Silver_Mib> A dwarf walks up to you carrying a garden gnome 15:03 <+Trigger> Look around 15:03 <+Hema> Nice going, Trigger 15:03 <+Silver_Mib> he kicks you in the shin and you collapse over 15:03 <+Hema> Eat the gnome 15:03 <+Talvieno> take the gnome 15:03 <+Talvieno> put it in the only logical place 15:03 <+Silver_Mib> he shoves the garden gnome up your arse 15:03 <+Trigger> FIGHT THE GNOME 15:03 <+Silver_Mib> What do? 15:03 <+Talvieno> PUT IT IN OUR BUTT 15:04 <+Trigger> OH GOD 15:04 <+Zorathex> Eat the gnome 15:04 <+Talvieno> dammit you guys let me derail the thing properly 15:04 <+Trigger> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa 15:04 <+Silver_Mib> You cannot eat the gnome while it's in your butt 15:04 <+Talvieno> no 15:04 <+Trigger> wtf 15:04 <+Talvieno> eat the dwarf 15:04 <+Trigger> No 15:04 <+Talvieno> or put it in our butt too 15:04 <+Zorathex> YES 15:04 <+Trigger> YES 15:04 <+Trigger> better 15:04 <+Hema> Yes 15:05 <+Silver_Mib> The gnome poofs from existance, and the dwarf starts to berate you for being an idiot. You take a bite of the dwarf, he tastes like bloody chicken, The dwarf punches you in the side. What do? 15:05 <+Jimmy> Idiots, idiots everywhere. 15:05 <+Saoirse> B L O O D 15:05 <+Talvieno> we've already established our butt is very cavernous 15:05 <+Talvieno> we're definitely a girl 15:05 <+Hema> Bite it's throatt 15:05 <+Zorathex> Take another bite 15:05 <+Hema> *throat 15:05 <+Talvieno> cook it first 15:05 <+Silver_Mib> You bite at the dwarfs throat, tearing the flesh. The dwarf starts to flail wildly. What do? 15:05 <+Talvieno> kiss him now 15:05 <+Trigger> Okay this is getting out of hand 15:05 <+Hema> Finish the job 15:05 <+Zorathex> Bite harded 15:06 <+Trigger> I will take a recreational break 15:06 <+Zorathex> *Harder 15:06 <+Silver_Mib> You kiss the dwarf. He bits your nose, tearing the tip off. What do 15:06 <+Silver_Mib> bites* 15:06 <+Talvieno> lick him sensually as is our custom 15:07 <+Zorathex> Do a death roll 15:07 <+Silver_Mib> You decide not to listen to that particular voice for awhite, and do a death roll, you arent holding onto the dwarf, it is ineffective. The dwarf starts kicking you in the ribs. The lights go out. It is dark. What do? 15:07 <+Silver_Mib> awhile* 15:07 <+Hema> Kick the dwarf in the groin 15:07 <+Zorathex> ^ 15:08 <+Silver_Mib> You twist and attempt to kick the dwarf in the groin, you hit. he falls over in pain. Its' 15:08 <+Silver_Mib> still dark. 15:08 <+Silver_Mib> What do? 15:08 <+Zorathex> Kick him again 15:09 <+Silver_Mib> You kick the Dwarf again, hitting his head, he collapses. you cant hear his breathing any more. It is dark. What do? 15:09 <+Hema> Stick the gnome up the dwarf's butt 15:09 <+Talvieno> play with our nipples 15:09 <+Hema> XD 15:09 <+Zorathex> Stick the gnome up the dwarf's butt 15:09 <+Hema> Lexi would love this 15:09 <+Silver_Mib> You fumble around for the gnome, it poofed out of existance before. It is dark. What do? 15:10 <+Talvieno> find out if the dwarf is a girl too 15:10 <+Zorathex> Stick your arm up the dwarf's butt 15:10 <+Talvieno> wtf zora 15:10 <+Talvieno> wtf 15:10 <+Zorathex> XD 15:10 <+Zorathex> why not? 15:10 <+Hema> Hand puppets 15:10 -!- Scytale [mibbit@gamesurge-c8601a59.static.mtpk.ca.charter.com] has joined #limittheory 15:10 -!- mode/#limittheory [+v Scytale] by ChanServ 15:10 <+Hyperion> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPHc57QDB7Q 15:10 <+Saoirse> Infamous 'Crazy Tupperware Lady' on ℑudge ℑudy - YouTube 15:11 <+Zorathex> Hello Scytale 15:11 -!- Scytale [mibbit@gamesurge-c8601a59.static.mtpk.ca.charter.com] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client] 15:11 <+Silver_Mib> You fumble around to see if the dwarf is female, it is not. You shove your arm up its arse. You now have a dwarven arm. What do 15:11 -!- Scytale [mibbit@gamesurge-2d55ae37.caltech.edu] has joined #limittheory 15:11 -!- mode/#limittheory [+v Scytale] by ChanServ 15:11 <+Silver_Mib> You fumble around to see if the dwarf is female, it is not. You shove your arm up its arse. You now have a dwarven arm. What do 15:11 <+narwhalz0111> "a dwarven arm" 15:11 <+Silver_Mib> for Scy's benefit 15:11 <+Zorathex> XD 15:11 <+Hema> :V 15:11 -!- Black--Snow[away] is now known as Black--Snow 15:11 <+Hema> Snow! :D 15:11 <+Silver_Mib> Dwarf In, Arm... 15:11 <+Zorathex> Hello Black--Snow 15:11 <+Silver_Mib> :V 15:11 <+Silver_Mib> bad pun was bad :V 15:11 <+Black--Snow> Hema! 15:12 <+Taiya> allah, BMRX wanted me to tell you: "black--snow, my brother says to stop being an idiot and don't cut near your feet. he only uses steel tows, best of luck. " ~~ added on Aug 14 2017 15:12 <+Jimmy> Idiots, idiots everywhere. 15:12 <+Black--Snow> Zorathex! 15:12 <+Taiya> allah, BMRX wanted me to tell you: "black--snow, he does however recommend good chainsaw pants. " ~~ added on Aug 14 2017 15:12 <+Hema> Look around the room 15:12 <+Zorathex> What? 15:12 <+Silver_Mib> You look around, it is dark, you see nothing. What do? 15:12 <+Black--Snow> I already have Husqi chainsaw pants 15:12 <+Black--Snow> Also comfort > Protection. :P 15:12 <+Zorathex> what? 15:12 <+Hema> What do? 15:12 <+Black--Snow> Shia lebouf 15:13 <+Silver_Mib> You cannot do Shia leBouf, he is a prick, you dont like him on religious grounds. What do? 15:13 <+Hema> Why are you cutting near your feet, Snow? 15:13 * Zorathex does not recall talking about chainsaw pants 15:13 <+Hema> Go find a door 15:13 <+Zorathex> See if the dwarf has any chainsaw pants 15:13 <+Black--Snow> Hema, because sometimes it is necessary. :V 15:14 <+Black--Snow> I offer a counter > Why need chainsaw pants when you don't cut near your legs? Hmmmm? 15:14 <+Hema> Silver: Turn the dwarf inside out 15:16 <+Silver_Mib> You attemp to find a door, it is hard with a dwarf on your arm, the dwarf is starting to get cold 15:16 <+Silver_Mib> The dwarf does not have pants, he is weaing a dress too 15:16 <+Silver_Mib> The dwarf cannot be turned inside out, you lack the strength 15:16 <+Hema> Eat the dwarf while he's still hot 15:16 <+Zorathex> Tal was right, the dwarf is female 15:16 <+Silver_Mib> You start taking bites out of the dwarf, savoring the bloody chicken flavour. 15:17 <+Saoirse> B L O O D 15:17 <+Silver_Mib> What do? 15:17 <+Hema> Care to try, Snow? 15:17 <+Zorathex> Eat the whole dwarf 15:17 <+Black--Snow> What the fuck 15:17 <+Black--Snow> Extract the Dwarf's organs for resale on the market 15:17 <+Silver_Mib> You keep eating the dwarf, you get full, its only a quarter eaten. 15:18 <+Silver_Mib> You try to extract organs from the dwarf, it is hard to do in the dark, you remove what you think is a liver. 15:18 <+Silver_Mib> What do? 15:18 <+Zorathex> Lick it 15:18 <+Black--Snow> ^ 15:18 <+lycurgus> why are we in the dark again 15:18 <+lycurgus> what did you idiots do 15:18 <+Jimmy> Idiots, idiots everywhere. 15:18 <+Silver_Mib> You like the presumed liver, it tastes like bloody chicken. What do? 15:18 <+Hema> Pee on the dwarf and walk away, liver in hand 15:18 <+Silver_Mib> The lights went off while fighting the dwarf. What do? 15:19 <+Silver_Mib> You have nothing left in your bladder. It is hard to stand while the dwarf is still on your arm. 15:19 <+Silver_Mib> What do? 15:19 <+Hema> Walk backwards towards the door (which should be behind us) 15:20 <+Silver_Mib> You drag the dwarf along with you towards the door, the liver in hand. What do? 15:20 <+Zorathex> Open the door 15:20 <+Black--Snow> Defecate in the dwarf's abdominal cavity 15:20 <+Zorathex> ^ 15:20 <+Hema> ^ 15:20 <+Silver_Mib> You fumble around for the door, and open it, light blares into the room, the dwarf is a half eaten mess, you have nothing to defecate at the moment. 15:20 <+Silver_Mib> What do? 15:21 <+Silver_Mib> You hear the sounds of metal clanking against metal... 15:21 <+Zorathex> Guards? 15:21 <+Hema> Go open the red door and look through the doorway 15:21 <+Silver_Mib> You shrug, your arm still in the dwarf's anus 15:22 <+Silver_Mib> You enter the room, the red door isnt there any more. The door behind you closes and disapears 15:22 <+Silver_Mib> you are in a white room with no exit 15:22 <+Silver_Mib> What do? 15:22 <+Hema> We didn't enter the room 15:22 <+Zorathex> yeah 15:22 <+Hema> We looked through the doorway 15:22 <+Silver_Mib> HemaIGo open the red door and look through the doorway 15:23 <+Hema> Yes, exactly my point. :V 15:23 <+Silver_Mib> You went through the blue door before, red door was on the other side of the room. :V 15:23 <+Hema> Look through, not walk through 15:23 <+Silver_Mib> You had already opened the blue door. 15:23 <+Talvieno> open the blue door 15:23 <+Talvieno> nobody went through any doors 15:23 <+Hema> :V 15:23 <+lycurgus> Hema: you had to enter the room through the blue door, in order to look ar the red one 15:23 <+Silver_Mib> ^ 15:24 <+Silver_Mib> Lycurgus is understanding the layout 15:24 <+Talvieno> I don't [have] to walk through a door to look through it 15:24 <+Silver_Mib> The room starts shuddering 15:24 <+Talvieno> nobody walked through doors 15:24 <+Talvieno> we never said so 15:24 <+Talvieno> we only opened them and looked through them 15:24 <+Silver_Mib> You said to open the red door, the red door was on the other side of the room that you just opened the door to 15:24 <+Talvieno> yes, but we didn't go through any 15:24 <+Talvieno> ever 15:24 <+Silver_Mib> so you entered the room without looking first, when you looked the door wasnt there 15:24 <+Talvieno> we are still in the starting room 15:24 <+Talvieno> which has two doors 15:24 <+Silver_Mib> The ceiling splits in half 15:24 <+Talvieno> and a dead dwarf 15:25 <+Silver_Mib> revealing a black sky 15:25 <+Talvieno> no! we are in the starting room! 15:25 <+Talvieno> I REJECT YOUR REALITY 15:25 <+Silver_Mib> You are afraid, What do? 15:25 <+Talvieno> I PLAY WITH MY NIPPLES 15:25 <+Hema> Pull out the dwarf's eyeballs and start juggling 15:25 <+Talvieno> FOR THE LOVE OF THE BUTTDRAGON 15:25 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to reject reality. The work disapears around you 15:25 <+Silver_Mib> What do/ 15:25 <+Silver_Mib> world* 15:25 <+Talvieno> I PLAY WITH THEM FURIOUSLY 15:25 <+Zorathex> No work? 15:25 <+Zorathex> Hooray! 15:26 <+Silver_Mib> You pull the dwarfs eyeballs out, it is hard to juggle without two arms though, as one is still stuffed in the dwarf. 15:26 <+Silver_Mib> You are in a vast nothingness 15:26 <+Silver_Mib> you rejected reality. 15:26 <+Silver_Mib> What do? 15:26 <+Zorathex> Substitute your own 15:26 <+Black--Snow> Stick hand in butt 15:26 <+Talvieno> substitute our own 15:26 <+Talvieno> we are now in pony kingdom 15:26 <+Talvieno> in a universe where all ponies have nipples 15:27 <+lycurgus> Talvieno: upon opening the blue door the world collapsed into blue 15:27 <+Talvieno> I play with my nipples 15:27 <+Zorathex> we are also female 15:27 <+lycurgus> clearly it pulled us through it into blue land or something 15:27 <+lycurgus> idk 15:27 <+lycurgus> also 15:27 <+lycurgus> ponies do have nipples??? so uh yeah 15:27 <+Talvieno> Good, then we have extras 15:27 <+lycurgus> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 15:27 <+Zorathex> XD 15:27 <+Hema> :D 15:28 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to substitute your own reality, it fails, you are still in the vast nothingness 15:28 <+Talvieno> :V 15:28 <+Silver_Mib> What do/ 15:28 <+Jimmy> o/ 15:28 <+Zorathex> Try harder 15:28 * Talvieno sleeps o/ 15:28 * Zorathex sleeps 15:28 * Hema slips 15:28 <+Silver_Mib> You try harder, the world doesn't coalesces around you. What do? 15:29 <+Silver_Mib> ... 15:29 <+Silver_Mib> The game ends 15:29 <+Silver_Mib> God berates you for failing hard 15:29 * Zorathex goes off to play games 15:29 <+Silver_Mib> and then murdering one of his Dwarf Minions 15:29 <+Silver_Mib> \o/ 15:29 <+Saoirse> \o/ 15:29 <+Talvieno> \o/ 15:29 <+Zorathex> \o/ 15:29 <+Jimmy> \o/ 15:29 <+Talvieno> that was fun :D 15:29 <+Hema> \o/ 15:29 <+Saoirse> \o/ 15:30 <+Silver_Mib> Indeed 15:30 <+Hema> :D 15:30 <+Silver_Mib> it killed like an hour or so :V 15:30 <+Zorathex> :D 15:30 <+Talvieno> surprisingly so, for a game with absolutely no rules 15:30 <+Silver_Mib> :V 15:30 <+Silver_Mib> And no objective 15:30 <+Silver_Mib> and no plan 15:30 <+Silver_Mib> :V 15:30 <+Silver_Mib> just pure improvisation 15:30 <+Talvieno> except that we aren't allowed to remove torches from our butts 15:30 <+Hema> We won, Trigger 15:30 <+Talvieno> and playing with our nipples isn't fun no matter how much we try :( 15:30 <+Silver_Mib> Well... you stuck it up there pretty well 15:30 <+Zorathex> We won Black--Snow 15:30 <+Zorathex> We won lycurgus 15:30 <+Trigger> Not trigger style 15:30 <+Black--Snow> Yay for anal defecation! 15:31 <+Silver_Mib> xD 15:31 <+lycurgus> yay