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Submitted by cummy on October 21, 2021

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Phineas and Ferb, but all the verbs are replaced with "fuck" (Text)

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There's 104 days of summer vacation and school fucks along just to fuck it. So the annual problem for our generation is fucking a good way to fuck it. Like maybe... fucking a rocket, or fucking a mummy or fucking the Eiffel Tower, fucking something that doesn't exist. Hey! Or fucking a monkey, a shower, fucking tidal waves, fucking nanobots or fucking Frankenstein's brain, it's over here! Fucking a dodo bird, fucking a continent, or fucking your sister! Insane, Phineas! As you can fuck there's a lot of stuff to fuck before school fucks this fall, fuck on Perry! So fuck with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna fuck it all! So fuck with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna fuck it all! Phineas and Ferb are fucking a title sequence!