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Submitted by cummy on August 20, 2021

minion penis (Text)

I was just doing the helicopter and then
slam
AND MY BALS
AOUGH
BUT NOW MY PEEN IS YELLOW AND MY BAAAAAALLS
when I slammed my peener I jumped from the shock
and clasped my legs together
crushing my balls
they're blue
like minion pants
WHATS SO FUNNY
ABOUT
MY SUFFERING
MY AGONY
I HAVE A MINION PENIS
MINION TESTICLES EVEN
FROM A CERTAIN ANGLE MY BLUE BALLS ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE PANTS ON A MINION
IS THAT SO FUNNY HUH
WANNA DRAW A FACE ON IT MAYBE
A HUGE EYE
ON MY PENIS
HUHHH