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Submitted by cummy on November 28, 2021

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I MUST SHIT MYSELF (Text)

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Its hour 72. My rectum is imploding. My bowels are in a state of unending excruciating pain. My asscheeks have been budged so widely by the sheer amount of shit stored inside of me.

But it won’t come out. Anything I try is valiant yet useless. 200ml of lube, 500ml of lube, 2L of Vaseline and yet the wall of shit is left unbudged. I don’t care where i am or what im doing anymore. I hereby dedicate this chapter of my life to getting me to shit myself. No matter the mental, physical and social cost. Everyone I know is distancing themselves from me because of my unresponsiveness because of my focus on shitting myself. But i don’t care. I. WILL. SHIT. MYSELF.