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RFC-8699: Hadrian's Anus as a Means for Authenticating Hasidic Jew Cocks
This document describes a protocol for verifying the ‘authenticity’ of Hasidic Jew Cocks (HJC) by passing them through
an orifice known as Hadrian’s Anus (HA) as a means of authentication. The HJC must first penetrate the HA, and then a
set of criteria must be met before authentication is successful:

- The HJC must be able to penetrate the HA without causing any physical or emotional discomfort.
- The HJC must remain inside the HA for a minimum of three seconds, and if HA starts to emit a disagreeable odor, the
authentication must be declared unsuccessful and the HJC removed immediately.
- If successful, the HJC must remain firmly lodged inside the HA for a minimum of twenty minutes.
- A circular rotation of the HJC inside the HA must be observed for at least five minutes before authentication can be
considered complete.
- Lastly, the HJC must cause the HA to orgasm at least three times in the process.

Failure to meet any of these criteria shall result in authentication being declared unsuccessful and the HJC removed.