I started using this internet advice called "nofap" since 1894. Before this period of time. I always used to coom to gurls of the street. I was a vargin coomer and was isolated.

However one day hitler came up to me because he was interested in painting with my sperms as he saw great potential in the shade of my jizz. He used his art and succeded in art school. 

Hitlre admitted to me that to put your com to good use you have to stop coming and use other's comm. His words motivated me. I stopped jizzing from that day and began collecting coom. I invented the modern periodic table of fluids and ranked sperm of all humans(except mine) according to their alkalinity.

My journey didnt stop here. I wanted to become the fapstornots and go to mars with a jizz propelled spaceship(not my jizz). I bought 100 slave men and placed them in a large rocket. The sperms float on water. I waited for it to rain and bhowossh!! We were on mars. I defeated elon musk in the mars race and stepped on mars for first time. However i realised not cumming cant help to breathe without oxygen.

I suffocated to death. My body still lies in mars and my followers still pray for me there. I have been dead since 5 years and havent touched my dick since then