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Submitted by cummy on September 21, 2021

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Cumming should be monitored/illegal (Text)

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You know that feeling of euphoria right before you coat the inside of your toilet bowl with a nice white paste? Is it not the greatest feeling to bust a nut? And on top of that, you have unlimited access to this euphoric state, all you have to do is give it a little tug and you’re on your way. This is why cumming should be llegal or at the very least monitored, the intoxicating effects of blowing a load is comparable to heroin itself. As such, I volunteer to be the sole overseer of this operation and I will take it upon my self to watch millions upon millions of people cum in order to keep them safe. That is my duty as the cum master supreme