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Submitted by cummy on January 14, 2022

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guys my cock no longer burns! i'm free of the pain and suffering the cock burn gave me. all of the ants have crawled their way away from my penis hole and the fire has been put out i can finally live happily and comfortably with my cool and not burning cock!! my cock hasn't felt this relief in so long i'm so content with my life at the moment. no longer does my cock need to be put out with a cold substance or something white and sticky!!! no icy-hot in sight. it's no longer swollen with the sting of a thousand bees, or hot with the fire of hells inferno. it's cool like the evening summer air by the sea. it's cold like the freeze pops in the back of my freezer. it's chill like my stoner roommate when i used to step out my room barenaked gripping my 50 ft swollen rock hard burning cock! i am no longer irked with the memory of trying to cool down my sweaty balls with spicy foods and condiments! i no longer have to regularly dip my cock and balls in a pool of ice water and mints to get the burning sensation to leave! i can go back to my wife finally, and my kids. jimmy, timmy, and jane. jimmy always loved baseball. and timmy aspired to be an astronaut. and jane. my little princess. wanting to grow up to be a ballerina. my wife, Mary. oh she's gorgeous. i don't know what i would do without all of them. if my cock burned any longer i would have missed janes dance recital. and timmy's science fair... and jimmy's graduation. oh... im finally free. im a free man. i can go back and start my band with my old college mates. Dan, Phil, and grayson. we were going to release our album "Sticks and stones the rock extravaganza" with me as the lead singer and guitar. that was until my cock burn struck. dan's mental health took a toll when i left, phil moved and got married and grayson quit his job. maybe the band wasn't for us huh? everythings gotten so much better since the cock burn left. i no longer have to bear this burden. i am free. and i know what i want to do. i want to live.