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Submitted by cummy on December 1, 2021

For the past couple months I've been obsessed with Ganyu an adepti beast
Every moment in my life i spend without her i feel great pain it hurts me physically and mentally 
my love my thirst for her is never ending. Where ever i go whatever i do all i can think about is Ganyu I've been dying to feel her luscious body my manhood throbs for her every time i stare at her i will drool over those melons and her milky smooth skin that salty sweat i would lick it all clean
I want to suck and slurp that coco goat milk till I'm unable to gently rubbing her wet domain entering with my pyro infused pole arm to melt the ice away
Kissing her while making love just like any other couple going to liyue work have some sloppy hours while Keqing looks away 
How i wish she would sitt on my face and choke me with her Gigantic Cake
if she wants to use me as her training dummy i shall stand straight and take all her charge shots up my ass 
If ganyu would make me her dog i would become a loyal dog that would obey it's owner wagging my tail following her around all day all night without her permission i will not eat i will not sleep if she would order me to lick her feet i will do it with great pleasure the sweet scent she gives i can sniff her all day i will chase away any cryo women appreciator bite their leg and make them regret their day 
Ganyu is the only one for me i would spend my life listening to her voice lines waiting for her to magically appear in my life one day
All i can do right now is look at that wall poster and masturbate daily sleep eat repeat i have yet to get her character in game which I've been waiting for months to get a rerun banner so i can finally get to increase my friendship level to 10 jerk off to her ingame character lick my monitor screen in joy of her coming home 
This is just a game but i'm in madly love with her i can not make difference in real or fake
It is my biggest wish to marry her have kids spend rest of my days watching them grow big as we fade away