Today as I was shopping, I crossed paths with a woman with a truly exquisite rack. Easily in the top 10 I’ve ever seen. They truly would be the envy of any Instagram model. I could see these breasts being the inspiration of some truly fine art. They were large, full, symmetrical, and stood out beautifully against her slim frame. She wore a very tight shirt that showed some cleavage. It was clear she knew this was a flattering feature of hers, and also knew how to dress to show that. I was truly taken back by the magnificence that was before me. There was a part of me that wanted to stop her and say, “Excuse me, but I just want to stop and tell you that your tits are truly magnificent”, and then be on my way. They were truly that awe inspiring. I restrained myself though because I knew it would not be received well. I’m left wondering why it is appropriate to compliment someone’s hair, but not their breasts? Men don’t typically dress with tight clothing that reveals their dicks, but if I were out dressed in tight thin materialed pants that showed off my dick print, I would be flattered if a stranger approached me and said, “excuse me, I just have to tell you that you have a beautiful dick”. Sure it wouldn’t be typical conversation, but neither is men dressing to show off their dicks either. Escecially if I surgically enhanced my dick to be more visually flattering, I absolutely would welcome flattering comments that acknowledged and validated my decision to enhance and display my dick.

Anyway, why isn’t it acceptable to complement a woman’s tits?