\[fuck\] YOU \[cyberworld\]  
IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW \[hyperlink blocked\] THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH \[schmuck\] TO COME TO BIG SHOT HELL'S \[hyperlink blocked\]  
\[bad\] DEALS \[hyperlink blocked\] THAT BREAK DOWN  
\[fees\]!  
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA FIND A \[bargain\] AT BIG SHOT'S YOU CAN \[kiss my ass\]  
IT'S OUR BELIFE THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHER \[fucker\] THAT YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS \[bullshit\] GARUNTEED!  
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BRING YOUR \[trade\]  
BRING YOUR \[title\]  
BRING YOUR \[susie\], WE'LL \[fuck\] HER  
THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL \[fuck\] YOUR \[susie\]  
BECAUSE AT BIG SHOT HELL YOU'RE \[fucked\] SIX WAYS FROM \[sunday\]  
TAKE A HIKE TO BIG SHOT HELL'S, HOME OF \[challengepissing\]  
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AND IT BETTER NOT \[bounce\] OR YOU'RE A \[dead\] MOTHER \[fucker\]  
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GARUNTEED!