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Submitted by cummy on October 15, 2021

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Step Dad walked in to me Masturbating with an Ice cream cone. (Text)

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I dont know what to say. Im upstairs in my room crying and I cant face him.  
Last year during quarantine, I (M19) was always getting really horny. I could normally control it but this time I REALLY couldnt. Normally I would just watch Femboy Hentai (Don't judge please) but the power was out for an extended period of time. Now, There really wasn't anything I could do to fix the horny. I had a burning fire in my pants and I didn't have anything to extinguish it. I was so horny I wasn't thinking straight so I decided to take the box of Ice cream cones sitting on the kitchen table and bring them up to my room. Now, I think you know where this is going. I got one of the Ice cream cones out of the box  and put my penis inside of it. I started rubbing it up and down and it felt so painful yet SO GOOD. After I let the gamer Juice out and cleaned up, I walked back downstairs, Put the box right back where it was and went back upstairs to go play on My Nintendo Switch. I really thought this was the end of it. Boy, was I wrong. The very next day, I decided to try to again, But unlike last time, I also decided to bring the Ice cream tub up to my room. My heart was pounding. Was I really going to do this?

I used my hand and grabbed a little bit of Ice cream from the tub, put it at the bottom of the cone, and did the same thing I did the other day. And let me tell you from experience, IT FEELS AMAZING. The freezing cold stinging sensation on your foreskin is a perfect blend with my burning dick (I had an infection at the time (Didn't realize))  
Now, From this day forward I did this almost every day of my life with some exceptions (My mother's wedding, and just days where I somehow forgot)  
Okay, Now that you know the lore, I think its time to time skip to today (JoJo Reference!)  
It started With me doing my daily dick routine. I got the Ice cream cones and Ice cream and went upstairs. Now what I didn't realize is that My Little sister (16F) saw me taking the Ice cream upstairs. For some god damned reason she TOLD MY STEP DAD THAT I TOOK THE ICE CREAM UPSTAIRS. My Step dad walks upstairs, Opens my door, and catches me in the act. At first I thought it would be like the porn and he would join in but he is so UNCULTURED so he just slams the door shut the walks back downstairs. I quickly finished up and jumped into my Cars 3 themed bed and Im here tugging on my Megumin body pillow under the covers writing this.  
Does anyone know what to do? I feel like I should ask my dad to join in or maybe my mom? She is also unbased though. (Burned my loli comics) (They were ironic!)  
AITA?