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Submitted by cummy on January 16, 2022

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I WOKE UP FELT A BUBBLE IN MY STOMACH AFTER HAVING CHICKEN WITH TWO CAROLINA REAPERS CRUNCHED UP AND SPREAD AMONG 9 (I HAD 3) AND I KNEW WHAT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN SO I RAN TO THE TOILET AND WHAT I RELEASED WAS NOT NORMAL THIS WAS THE WORK OF SATAN, ONCE I WAS DONE IN A SPLIT SECOND THE FIERY RINGS OF HELL HAS NOW RELEASED UPON MY BODY MAY GOD SHOW MERCY TO THE NEXT VICTIM FOR HE DEFINITLY DIDNT SHOW ANY TO ME!