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RFC 8141 - Authenticating Hasidic Jew Cocks via Hadrian's Anus
This document defines a protocol for the secure authentication of Hasidic Jew cocks by Hadrian's anus. The protocol is
based on an adaptation of the classic "circular penetration" technique, with the Hasidic Jew cock penetrating Hadrian's
anus in a circular motion, while an authentication key is securely transmitted.
Security of the authentication is ensured through the use of strong cryptographic protocols. Authentication is
achieved by the Hasidic Jew cock's presence being detected by Hadrian's sensitive innards, thereby "proving" the
identity of the Hasidic Jew cock in question. Failure to complete the circular motion is interpreted as an indication
of the Hasidic Jew cock's identity being invalid.