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Description: >when potato is smarter than human
Submitted on October 17, 2016 at 04:20 PM

Section 1 (Text)

18:09 - Wario64: mm?
18:09 - potato: 7,5 mins
18:10 - Wario64: 7 min 50 secs or 7 min 30 secs?
18:10 - potato: what do you think
18:10 - potato: think goddammit
18:10 - Wario64: 7 min 11 secs
18:10 - potato: does minute seem to have 100 seconds?
18:10 - potato: dont think so
18:11 - Wario64: oh yes yure because when i wanna type 7 minutes and 50 seconds i type 7.833333333333
18:12 - Wario64: and not 7.50
18:12 - potato: *facepalms hard*
18:12 - Wario64: look at your clock
18:13 - Wario64: what does it say
18:13 - Wario64: 18-13
18:13 - Wario64: or
18:13 - potato: that you dont know that minute has 60seconds
18:13 - Wario64: 18-216666666666667
18:13 - Wario64: oh ok so your clock say 18-216666666666666666667
18:13 - Wario64: thats good to kno
18:13 - Wario64: w
18:13 - potato: you see 0,5 depics half of something
18:13 - potato: always
18:13 - potato: 0,5 is always half of something
18:14 - potato: ALWAYS
18:14 - potato: FUCKING ALWAYS
18:14 - Wario64: cool so when my clock says 18-50 its not 19 in 10 minutes
18:14 - Wario64: its half past 6
18:14 - Wario64: good to know
18:14 - potato: oh so minute has 100 seconds
18:14 - potato: oh I was learning it all wrong
18:15 - potato: oh no half of minute isnt 30seconds but 50
18:15 - potato: oh no
18:15 - Wario64: CLOCKS DONT COUNT IN DECIMALS
18:15 - Wario64: CLOCKS DONT TELL YOU ITS 7 AND A HALF
18:15 - Wario64: THEY TELL YOU ITS 7.30
18:15 - potato: but I said in 7,5 minutes AKA 7 AND HALF MINUTES, I DONT FUCKING HAVE TIME TO FUCKING SAY SEVEN MINUTES AND THIRTY SECONDS
18:15 - potato: LOOK HOW FUCKING LONG IS THAT
18:16 - Wario64: 7.5 IS 7 MINUTES AND 50 SECONDS
18:16 - Wario64: ITS CLOCK
18:16 - Wario64: NOT FUCKING NUMBER
18:16 - Wario64: ITS TIME
18:16 - potato: when youre watching a film you say its 2 and half hour aka 2,5 hours, you dont say 2 hours 30 minutes cuz thats long
18:16 - Wario64: When im watching a movie the player tells me 2.30.00
18:16 - Wario64: cause thats the fucking lenghth
18:17 - Wario64: two hours
18:17 - Wario64: 30 minutes
18:16 - potato: I DONT CARE WHAT THE CLOCK IS SAYING
18:17 - Wario64: no seconds
18:17 - Wario64: WELL YOURE TELLING IT WRONG
18:17 - potato: alright go fuck yourself mister perfect
18:17 - Wario64: YOURE GONNA TELL SOMEONE TO MEET YOU AT 18.50 ONE DAY AND THEY WILL COME AT 18.50 AND YOU WONT BE THERE BECAUSE YOU WILL BE THERE AT 18.30 WAITING AND GET PISSED AND LEAVE
18:17 - potato: aint gonna talk with someone who doesnt use common human logic
18:18 - potato: clock =/= time left
18:18 - potato: you fucking shit
18:18 - potato: I'm saying how much time left till i go mm
18:18 - potato: not in what time
18:18 - potato: fucking learn it