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Submitted by cummy on December 4, 2021

Yea that’s right you little bitch, I’m writing a copypasta just to make life harder for you. Fuck you. Cummy was my baby, my father, my step-sister, my highest paying Only Fans subscriber, and Jewish. And you killed him.

I used to hate the shitty UwU bot when it first came out. Everyone did. But it grew on us, we learnt to love it. It used to always be at the bottom of the thread, heaped with downvotes.

I used to hate the emojifier bot. Not for any specific reason and I was pretty much the only one but still.

And the shitty translator bot. That’s been through so much and is barely standing on two legs. 

And you killed them all 9000. You cunt. You ruined this sub and I blame you. You are a waste of code. A piece of digital trash. I hate you. We all bloody hate you.

I cannot wait until the day when you reach negative karma, and are no longer able to post on this sub. They’ll make more, but we’ll destroy them before they grow to your mass. We won’t let you spread like the cancer you are.