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Submitted by cummy on January 12, 2022

Jeffrey Bezos (Text)

You ever get the feeling that he's
the Giga-Coomer? That his
unlimited wealth has given him
unholy access to perversions
beyond your wildest dreams? Jeff
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Bezos can buy anything he wants
and then some, don't think this is somehow absent
from his coming. He could order a semi-truck full
of teenage braps with an airlock entrance so he
could go in there for hours at a time. He could
literally order a harem of 10/10 brazilian tranny
personal chefs on cocaine and have them all cum
from into eachothers butts in a human centipede
formation. He could feed a 10/10 ukranian model
bitch the rarest most expensive steak finished off
with a bowl of 100,000 dollar almonds and force her
to shit herself by donkey punching her in the back
of the head with a nuclear warhead during doggy
anal and have his army of brazilian tranny personal
chefs collect the shit mush and extract all the
undigested nut pieces from the almonds and bake
them into a gourmet cake to be eaten at his leisure.
He could find a hot bitch on the street and pay her
to have her pussy and anus and feet soles and
booba skin surgically cut out and turned into
fleshlights and replaced with a quilt of foreskins and
she'd do it with no regrets. He could pay for entire
thirdworld countries to enforce laws banning
deodorant for women and corral them into a farm
siphoning all the armpit sweat pee and breastmilk
they could produce in a week in a giant vat he could
swim in for cardio(and go poopoopeepee himself)
or shower with or drink.
You have no idea what this man is capable of.