i want to tie tom holland to his bed and make him watch as i torture Zendaya to death, but I won't call him Tom I'll call him Peter, and then when Zendaya has all the blood drained out of her as she hangs from the ceiling, I will say, "Why didn't you save her, Spider-man?". Then, I will shoot myself in the head, satisfied with the knowledge that I have psychologically destroyed this stupid dickhead. All because there were too many damn jokes in his fucken spider-man movies