I wanna start this off by saying I am 85 years old. I have been in a sort of depressive state for a little while, and I was told that Reddit is a good app to use to make you happy. I found a song by Mario Judah on this app and I instantly felt happy again. His bounce is so smooth and the way his beats rock really puts a spring in my step! I just found this subreddit and wanted to let y’all know how much he has changed my life! I have decided to leave my stinky fucking old bitch wife and ditch my family cause I wanna be Mario Judah’s little cum fairy! I wanna catch every molecule of cum, shit, piss, and food that his body can expel in my mouth! I wanna wag my bony old ass like a dog in front of him until my tailbone gives out! I haven’t had a real boner in YEARS until I found this big orb of shit we call Mario Judah! Fuck you all you fucking sex pigs I’m the best one! OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK! I WANT HIS LEGS WRAPPED AROUND MY WAIST UNTIL OUR SKIN FUSES TOGETHER!