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Submitted by cummy on November 25, 2021

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**Look If you had Two balls Or two opportunities To seize all the balls you ever wanted In one moment Would you capture them Or just let them slip?  Yo His balls are sweaty, balls weak, balls are heavy There's balls in his trousers already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface his balls look ready To drop balls, but he keeps on forgettin' What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his pants, but the balls won't come out He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now The balls run out, times up, over, blaow Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity Ope, there goes balls, they choked they're so mad, but they won't give up that easy? No He won't have it, he knows his whole balls to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but his balls broke He's so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the balls again, yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture these balls and hope they don't pass him  You better lose your balls in the music, the moment You own them, you better never let them go You only get two balls, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime  You better lose your balls in the music, the moment You own them, you better never let them go You only get two balls, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better  His balls' escaping, through this hole that is gaping These balls are mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a New Balls Order Normal balls are borin', but super balls are close to post mortem they only grow larger, only grow stronger He blows, it's all over, these balls are all on him Ball to ball shows, he's known as the Balltrotter Lonely roads, Balls only knows, he's grown farther from balls, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own balls But hold your balls 'cause here goes the cold balls These balls don't want him no mo', he's cold balls They moved on to the next balls who flow, he nose dove and sold balls So the soapy balls are told and unfold, I suppose it's old partna, but the balls go on Da-da-dum, da-dum, da-da  You better lose your balls in the music, the moment You own them, you better never let them go You only get two balls, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better lose your balls in the music, the moment You own them, you better never let them go You only get two balls, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better  No more balls, I'ma change what you call balls Tear these motherfuckin' balls off like two balls caged I was playin' in the beginnin', the balls all changed Balls been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right on the next balls Best believe somebody's payin' the Balls All the pain inside amplified by the Balls that I can't get by with my nine to Five and I can't provide the right type of Life for my balls 'cause man, these goddamn balls don't buy balls And its no movie, there's no Balls These are my balls and these balls are so hard And it's getting even harder tryna feed and water my balls, plus Teeter totter, caught up between bein' balls and a prima donna Balls drama, screamin' on them, too much For me to wanna stay with two balls, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the balls, I'm like a snail I've got To formulate a plot or end up without balls Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Balls, I love you, but these balls have got to go, I cannot grow old in Balls' Lot So here I go, is my balls Balls, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got  You better lose your balls in the music, the moment You own them, you better never let them go You only get two balls, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime  You better lose your balls in the music, the moment You own them, you better never let them go You only get two balls, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes twice in a lifetime You better  You can do anything you set your balls to, man**