Old Godzilla was hopping around  
Tokyo city like a big playground  
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade  
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade  
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack  
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq  
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu  
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue  
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal  
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile  
But before it could make it back to the Batcave  
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave  
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat  
Blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat  
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away  
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day  


  
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny  
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see  
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be  
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny  


  
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime  
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime  
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track  
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back  
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady  
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete  
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped  
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip  
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind  
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find  
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed  
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist  
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault  
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault  
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air  
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare  
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny  
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see  
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be  
This is the ultimate showdown...  


Angels sang out an immaculate chorus  
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris  
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones  
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones  
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain  
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne  
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise  
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs  


  
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White  
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight  
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie  
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie  
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader  
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger  
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan  
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan  
All came out of nowhere lightning fast  
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass  
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw  
With civilians looking on in total awe  
The fight raged on for a century  
Many lives were claimed but eventually  
The champion stood, the rest saw their better  
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater  
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny  
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see  
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be  
This is the ultimate showdown this is the ultimate showdown  
This is the ultimate showdown this is the ultimate showdown  
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny