13:25 <+Silver_Mib> You are wandering through a dark cave, it is dark. What do?
13:25 <+narwhalz0111> That'd depend on whether I intend to be in a dark cave.
13:26 <+Silver_Mib> You are wandering through a dark cave, I don't know what your intentions are with the cave, but I presume not safe for work. It is dark. What do?
13:32 <+Zorathex> Leave to cave
13:32 <+Zorathex> *The
13:33 <+Hema> Silver: Play a recording of Zora singing, so as to frighten away anything that might be nearby
13:33 <+Silver_Mib> You wander through the dark cave looking for an exit, and trip over. Ow that hurts. It is dark, you are lying on the ground. What do?
13:33 <+Zorathex> you roll a 20
13:34 <+Zorathex> everything leaves
13:34 <+Zorathex> Crawl out of the cave
13:34 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to play music without an instrument, you fail.Letting out a series of what can only be called blasphemous notes you give up. It is dark, you are lying on the ground ashamed of your poor singing talents. What do?
13:35 <+Zorathex> So I don't fall over, and can't fall over any ledges.
13:35 <+lycurgus> Silver_Mib: i cast magic missile at the darkness
13:35 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to crawl forward, grazing your hand on the hard rock, you find something hard and metallic. What do?
13:35 <+Zorathex> Kill myself
13:35 <+Zorathex> :P
13:35 <+Silver_Mib> You try to cast magic missile, and instead fart. You find the smell offensive. What do?
13:35 <+lycurgus> be offended
13:35 <+Hema> Get last quote
13:35 <+Taiya> <Verne> * C​hanServ gives voice to Verne    <Verne> what in heaven's name is an "internet-jew" S​ilver?    <S​ilver> ...    a regular internet-jew    <n​arwhalz0111> the product of internet and jew. like a pirate-ninja.     <Verne> I continue to receive an
               education. :)    and hello and goodbye to all you fine people. I just had to know the answer to that one. have fun! :)    * Verne has quit
13:35 <+Jimmy> Arrrr
13:35 <+lycurgus> offence intensifies
13:36 <+Taiya> ~~ added by T​alvieno on Aug 14 2017 (1312)
13:36 <+Silver_Mib> You dont like the idea of being dead. It is dark. What do?
13:36 <+Zorathex> Fire my Barrett m107!
13:37 <+Talvieno> eat a nice, long, wooden stick
13:37 <+IronDuke> HAI TAL
13:37 <+Talvieno> hey duke!
13:37 <+Talvieno> I played it :D It works beautifully :D
13:37 <+Silver_Mib> You don't have a gun, you take the hard metallic object, it seems to be a cylinder, and attempt to fire it. Its a torch, it turns on. It is now light. What do?
13:37 <+IronDuke> Thank you for FtD! :D :D :D
13:37 <+Zorathex> :D
13:37 <+Talvieno> :D :D :D o7 you earned it, lol
13:37 <+IronDuke> Yay!
13:37 <+Hyperion> stick it up butt
13:37 <+Silver_Mib> You have no stick to eat, you are sad, your stomach grumbles. What do?
13:37 <+Zorathex> XD
13:37 <+IronDuke> lelwut
13:37 <+Talvieno> pinball game is actually really impressive
13:37 <+Silver_Mib> You take the torch and inch it up your rectum, it hurts, you now have an anus torch, what do?>
13:37 <+Talvieno> zora thought I must've bought it off steam
13:38 <+Talvieno> Lol silver
13:38 <+IronDuke> no way :O
13:38 <+Hyperion> have ground light and 2 free hands
13:38 <+Zorathex> I did
13:38 <+IronDuke> O.O
13:38 <+Talvieno> yes way duke :P
13:38 <+Zorathex> It looks pretty fun
13:38 <+IronDuke> that's really high praise TBH
13:38 <+Talvieno> he looked over my shoulder and saw it :P
13:38 <+Hyperion> iron has a game on steam?
13:38 <+Talvieno> and was then stunned because he had no idea you were making a pinball game, because he never goes on the forums
13:39 <+IronDuke> When did I start making this thing...
13:39 <+Zorathex> Tis true
13:39 <+Hyperion> grats iron
13:39 <+Talvieno> hyper - no, not on steam, zora just thought it was
13:39 <+IronDuke> OVER TWO YEARS AGO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
13:39 <+Hyperion> oh
13:39 <+Talvieno> it's the pinball game he's been working on forever :P
13:39 <+IronDuke> gud gawsh
13:39 <+Hyperion> oh
13:39 <+Talvieno> I got him to finish it :D
13:39 <+Silver_Mib> Nice job Iron
13:39 <+IronDuke> He did indeed :D
13:40  * Talvieno is happies
13:40 <+IronDuke> He held a candy apple over my head :P
13:40 <+Silver_Mib> You are on your hands and knees in a cave, with a torch up your anus, it hurts. What do?
13:40 <+IronDuke> fart hard
13:40 <+IronDuke> and watch fireworks
13:40 <+Hyperion> well i was about to say Games for sale: IronDuke 1 \ Josh Parnell 0
13:40 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to fart, the torch is stuck in there good, and doesnt budge. What do?
13:40 <+IronDuke> LOL
13:40 <+Talvieno> lol
13:40 <+Hyperion> tal, any word?
13:40 <+IronDuke> RL chuckles here, Silver :D
13:40 <+Zorathex> lol
13:40 <+Silver_Mib> :3
13:41 <+Talvieno> I call upon the mighty buttdragon to use his mystical powers of eternity to turn the torch to butt-erflies
13:41 <+Silver_Mib> Cant code so do this instead
13:41 <+IronDuke> rofl
13:41 <+Zorathex> XD
13:41 <+Hema> This is the strangest RPG ever
13:41 <+Silver_Mib> You call out in praise of the mighty buttdragon, and request his aid. His voice booms forth "No, you filthy fuck!". The torch goes out. It is dark.
13:41 <+Silver_Mib> What do?
13:41 <+Hyperion> i cant play rimworld, my boss is in and is in a bad mood
13:41 <+Hyperion> :(
13:41 <+IronDuke> So, Tal, would you say the Pinball game is worth putting up for sale?
13:42 <+Hyperion> oh! pinball! that reminds me!
13:42 <+IronDuke> uh oh
13:42 <+Zorathex> Find out how the torch lit itself in the first place
13:42 <+Talvieno> hmm... if you were going to put it up for sale, I would add more content, like a few more tables, to be honest, otherwise people would probably say it was too short
13:42 <+IronDuke> Did you finish all eight missions?
13:43 <+Silver_Mib> You pressed the button that turned the torch on originally, it is dark. What do?
13:43 <+Hyperion> In LT, minigames could be presented as trade commodities. you could have pinball and minesweeper and the like in LT, with LT graphics, but classic mechanics
13:43 <+Zorathex> push it again
13:43 <+Talvieno> I don't know, I just did one mission after another until (I think) they started looping?
13:43 <+Hema> Different kind of torch, Zpra
13:43 <+Zorathex> and hold it.
13:43 <+Talvieno> or perhaps they start over when you die
13:43 <+Hema> 'Tis a flashlight
13:43 <+Silver_Mib> The button is inside your anus, you push your finger up there and press the button,. it hurts a lot. the torch doesnt go on. It is dark, what do?
13:43 <+IronDuke> It loops after the eighth. And when you die, the current mission starts again.
13:44 <+Talvieno> ah, then I think I got them all :D
13:44 <+IronDuke> no way
13:44 <+Talvieno> I think anyway
13:44 <+Talvieno> I had over a million and a half points
13:44 <+IronDuke> even the one that wants all the target groups to be done, and shooting the ring between each one?
13:44 <+Talvieno> hmm, perhaps not
13:44 <+Zorathex> Jam it further up for storage
13:44 <+IronDuke> oh, if it was 1.5 million, you didn't finish them all
13:45 <+IronDuke> some give you a full million points for finishing
13:45 <+IronDuke> basically that inner ring of lights shows which mission you're on
13:45 <+Talvieno> yeah, I don't remember that mission. I think I died too early. :P There's something that happens every now and then where the ball drops straight down and I can't hit it with the flippers
13:45 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to push the torch further up your anus, it doesnt budge. It is dark, What do?
13:45 <+IronDuke> starts with 1 light
13:45 <+Talvieno> I go to the hospital
13:45 <+Zorathex> Sit down
13:45 <+Talvieno> are you mad?!
13:45 <+IronDuke> lel
13:45 <+Zorathex> maybe
13:46 <+Silver_Mib> You don't know where the hospital is, you stand up and waddle around a dark cave. It is dark. What do?
13:46 <+Talvieno> fine, sit down
13:46 <+Zorathex> XD
13:46 <+Silver_Mib> You sit down, the torch props you up, its REALLY painful. It is dark. What do?
13:46 <+Talvieno> well, only one thing left
13:46 <+IronDuke> and the outer ring of lights is the progress on your current mission
13:46 <+Talvieno> join a circus
13:46 <+IronDuke> I've never yet beaten mission two :D
13:46 <+Zorathex> XD
13:46 <+Zorathex> yes
13:46 <+Talvieno> ohhhhh
13:46 <+Talvieno> I'll need to take a look at that again then duke :P
13:47 <+IronDuke> :V
13:47 <+Talvieno> it could use a text display of some sort over on the side, I guess, like space cadet pinball
13:47 <+Saoirse> We made it we made it we made it. Space!
13:47 <+IronDuke> There's one right beneath the score :P
13:47 <+IronDuke> only shows if a mission is running
13:47 <+IronDuke> and there's little flashing arrows pointing to what you need to hit
13:48 <+Talvieno> ahhhh, right. I mean to say what mission it is
13:48 <+Talvieno> so that you know you're only on mission one
13:48 <+Talvieno> I actually thought the separate tasks [were] the missions
13:48 <+IronDuke> Oh, those lights in the middle? The inner ring shows which mission number you're on.
13:48 <+Talvieno> it was really fun though. played several times, then had to stop
13:48 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to join a circus, with none around, you decide instead to form your own circus, it needs a name. It is dark. What do?
13:49 -!- BFett [[email protected]] has joined #limittheory
13:49 -!- mode/#limittheory [+v BFett] by ChanServ
13:49 <+Silver_Mib> Hi Fett
13:49 <+Talvieno> The Flying Buttcircus
13:49 <+IronDuke> I guess the game needs documentation or something :V
13:49 <+Zorathex> Mister poopy buttholes famous circus?
13:49 <+BFett> Hi everyone!
13:49 <+Talvieno> hey bfett!
13:49 <+Zorathex> Hello BFett
13:49 <+Silver_Mib> You name your new circus The Flying Buttcircus. You are still sitting on the anus torch, it hurts. It is dark. What do?
13:50 <+Zorathex> XD
13:50 <+Talvieno> sell tickets
13:50 <+Hema> XD
13:50 <+Zorathex> Poor BFett
13:50 <+Talvieno> zora is about to die of laughter
13:50 <+BFett> I'm poor?
13:50 <+Talvieno> I'm not convinced he has time to breathe between gasps
13:50 <+Hyperion> silver, it wouldnt still hurt
13:50 <+Silver_Mib> You offer tickets to The Flying Buttcircus to the nearby rocks and darkness. They do not wish to come. It is dark. What do?
13:50 <+Talvieno> no, zora is referring to the convo you walked in on
13:50 <+Talvieno> curse those rocks!
13:51 <+Silver_Mib> Hype, if you sit on it and its too far in, it would :V
13:51 <+Hyperion> no. it wouldnt
13:51 <+Talvieno> utter a dark enchantment to buttsatan drawing a buttagram on the ground and curse the souls of the rocks
13:51 <+Silver_Mib> well... I'll defer to your superior experience
13:51 <+Hyperion> good boy
13:51 <+Zorathex> XD
13:51 <+Talvieno> lol hyper xD
13:52 <+Talvieno> this whole game is quotable
13:52 <+Zorathex> Indeed XD
13:52 <+BFett> What kind of twisted version of REKT is this?
13:52 <+Silver_Mib> You utter requests to buttsatan, and draw a buttagram on the ground, cursing the souls of the rocks around you. Buttsatan appears in front of you, wreathed in the flames of buttgasses, and pimp slaps you, before disappearing. You have angered
                    Buttsatan. It is dark. What do?
13:52 <+Zorathex> XD
13:52 <+Hyperion> Tall, make a Storytelling feature for taiya that can playback a whole string of strings
13:53 <+Talvieno> lol
13:53 <+Talvieno> sure, I could do that
13:53 <+Talvieno> but a lot of people would find it annoying, most like
13:53 <+Silver_Mib> GB was gonna get it :V
13:53 <+Silver_Mib> but I didnt keep on that idea
13:53 <+BFett> Is this just DnD?
13:54 <+Zorathex> I have no idea XD
13:54 <+Silver_Mib> No
13:54 <+Silver_Mib> The torch stops hurting in your anus, you dont know what this means. It is dark. What do?
13:54 <+Zorathex> Twist the torch
13:55 <+Silver_Mib> You twist the torch around, it causes mild discomfort. It is dark, what do?
13:55 <+Hyperion> give it a separate channel and when someone goes in the channel, they say "Taiya, tell me a story" and taiya outputs a random story that someone input
13:55 <+Zorathex> Stand up and find the nearest wall
13:56 <+Silver_Mib> You stand up, and waddle over towards what you assume is a nearby wall. You make it. You are now leaning against a cold, hard wall. it is dark. What do?
13:56 <+Talvieno> lick it
13:56 <+Talvieno> for comfort
13:56 <+Zorathex> Feel around the wall for levers and such
13:56 <+Silver_Mib> You lick the wall, it tastes like Schist. It is dark. What do?
13:57 <+Zorathex> XD
13:57 <+Talvieno> mmmmm schist
13:57 <+Talvieno> lick it again
13:57 <+Silver_Mib> You feel around for leavers, a bug crawls over your hand. It is dark. You scream like a little girl. What do?
13:57 <+Hyperion> d schist
13:57 <+Taiya> 1. A coarse-grained metamorphic rock which consists of layers of different minerals and can be split into thin irregular plates.
13:57 <+Talvieno> sell the bug a ticket
13:57 <+Hema> Bend over, and run backwards into the wall at full speed
13:57 <+Zorathex> XD
13:58 <+Silver_Mib> You offer the bug a ticket to The Flying Buttcircus, it declines politely, then flees. It is dark, you are alone. What do?
13:58 <+Hyperion> just before hitting the wall do a somersault and start twerking upside down against the wall
13:58 <+Silver_Mib> You bend over, and run into the wall backwards, the torch hits the wall, you fall over on your face. That hurt. it is dark. What do?
13:58 <+Hyperion> yt wall twerk
13:58 <+Taiya> How to Wall Twerk! Learn Step by Step with Kelsey Mobley! Part 3 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-5yv-GkWxY
13:59 <+Zorathex> I'm not opening that.
13:59 <+Silver_Mib> You start wall twerking while face down on the ground, it is shameful. It is dark, at least noone can see you. What do?
13:59 <+BFett> Me neither
13:59 <+lycurgus> >learn to wall twerk with Kelsey Grammer
13:59 <+lycurgus> :P
13:59 <+Hema> Stub your toe on a rock
13:59 <+Silver_Mib> Kelsey Grammer isn't here, you attempt more shameful wall twerking. It's still shameful. It is dark, What do?
14:00 <+lycurgus> >you stub your toe on a rock. the rock dies. you are now level 2
14:00 <+lycurgus> :P
14:00 <+Silver_Mib> You kick your toe into the ground. Ouch fuck! It is dark, you think your toe is bleeding. What do?
14:00 <+Hema> XD
14:00 <+Zorathex> use the wall as a guide and walk along it
14:00 <+Hyperion> suck it
14:01 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to wall walk, using the wall as a guide, you cannot defy gravity, it is the law. It is dark. What do?
14:01 <+Zorathex> XD
14:01 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to pull your toe close enough to suck it, you cannot with the torch in your anus. It is dark. What do?
14:01 <+Zorathex> I didn't think that through
14:01 <+Zorathex> TRY HARDER
14:02 <+Zorathex> NOTHING IS IMPOSIBLE!
14:02 <+Hema> Pull the torch out and
14:02 <+Silver_Mib> You try HARDER, you dont know what that was. It is dark. What do/
14:02 <+BFett> remove torch
14:02 <+Talvieno> I HAVE IT
14:02 <+Hema> *pull the torch out
14:02 <+Talvieno> I KNOW THE SOLUTION
14:02 <+Talvieno> FIND KING ARTHUR
14:02 <+Silver_Mib> You try to pull the torch out, it is stuck in there good. It is dark. What do?
14:02 <+Talvieno> he'll get it out
14:02 <+Zorathex> XD
14:03 <+BFett> inventory?
14:03 <+Silver_Mib> You call out for King Arthur, you think your hear a faint "marco" in the distance. It is dark. What do?
14:03 <+BFett> do we have pants?
14:03 <+Zorathex> Buttscalibur
14:03 <+Silver_Mib> You are naked, and have a torch in your anus. It is dark. But surprisingly you are not cold. Though the ground and walls are cold. What do?
14:03 <+Hema> Yell polo, and head towards the faint "marco" in the distance
14:04 <+BFett> come hair looking for matches
14:04 <+BFett> comb
14:04 <+Silver_Mib> You yell "Polo" and start crawling along the floor towards the direction you think the "Marco" came from. It is dark. What do?
14:04 <+Hema> Do you normally keep matches in your hair, BFett?
14:05 <+Silver_Mib> You comb through your hair, finding nothing except Lice. It is itchy. What do?
14:05 <+BFett> Yep :P
14:05 <+Hema> Eat the lice
14:05 <+Zorathex> Survival tactics with BFett
14:05 <+Silver_Mib> You eat the lice, they taste like chicken. It is dark. What do?
14:05 <+Zorathex> mmmmmm chicken
14:05 <+Zorathex> find more lice
14:06 <+BFett> Call out to the all powerful NODE that he may have mercy on our sole soul
14:06 <+Zorathex> Eat them ALL!
14:06 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to find more lice, finding none in your head, or armpit, or crotch hairs. You failed to find lice. It is dark, you are disappointed. What do?
14:06 <+Zorathex> what BFett said
14:07 <+Silver_Mib> You call out for the all powerful NODE to have mercy on your sole soul. He does not deign to reply. It is dark. You are having a crisis of faith. What do?
14:07 <+Hema> Grab a rock and smash to torch
14:07 <+Zorathex> move along side the nearest wall for a few minutes
14:08 <+Hema> *the
14:08 <+Zorathex> "Smash to torch"
14:08 <+Talvieno> Oh, you only adopt the darkness
14:08 <+Silver_Mib> You fumble around for a rock, pick one up and smash it into the torch, it presses against your inside in shameful ways. It is dark, you are erect. What do?
14:08 <+BFett> I guess we should have asked the bug for help when we had the chance
14:08 <+Talvieno> You think the darkness is your ally
14:08 <+Talvieno> I was born in the darkness, molded by it
14:08 <+Talvieno> with a torch stuck in my butt
14:09 <+Silver_Mib> You move along the wall, deeper into the cave, at least you assume it's deeper. Nothing much happens, you lose your erection. It is dark. Waht do?
14:09 <+Zorathex> XD
14:09 <+Talvieno> become batman
14:09 <+Talvieno> or no
14:09 <+Talvieno> become buttman
14:09 <+Talvieno> and save innocents
14:09 <+Silver_Mib> You become batman, then give up on that idea and become buttman instead. You are not sure how this is different from your previous state. It is dark, What do?
14:10 <+Hema> You have the Buttmobile, the Buttcave and the Butt signal
14:10 <+Talvieno> ^^^^
14:10 <+Zorathex> keep moving alongside the wall, you'll find a way out eventually
14:10 <+Talvieno> that's part of being buttman. that means we're now in the buttcave
14:10 <+Zorathex> Yes
14:10 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to save innocents, then remember eating the lice, they were innocent, you are sad that you cannot even do that. It is dark, you are ashamed. What do?
14:10 <+Talvieno> so turn on the buttlights
14:10 <+Zorathex> Do that!
14:10 <+Silver_Mib> You keep moving further into the cave, it is dark, you stumble over something. What do?
14:11 <+Talvieno> ignore it
14:11 <+Talvieno> keep moving
14:11 <+BFett> any flint rocks?
14:11 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to turn on the buttlight again, pushing a finger into the rectum and pressing the button. The torch does not turn on. It is dark. What do?
14:11 <+Silver_Mib> You keep moving into the tunnel, ignoring the thing you stumbled over. It is dark. What do?
14:11 <+Talvieno> keep going
14:11 <+Silver_Mib> You do not see any flint rocks. It is dark. Your eyesight is normal, normally What do.?
14:12 <+Hema> Pick your nose
14:12 <+Silver_Mib> You keep moving further into the tunnel, you hit a wall. It is dark, What do?
14:12 <+Zorathex> Lick it
14:12 <+BFett> Check to see if eyes are covered
14:12 <+Silver_Mib> You pick at your nose, and consume the delightful (presumably golden) treasure from inside, your nose feels clearer. It is dark. What do.
14:12 <+Silver_Mib> You lick the wall, more Schist. It is Dark. What do?
14:13 <+Silver_Mib> Your eyes are not covered, they are now, by your eyelids, and now they are not again. It is still dark. What do?
14:13 <+Talvieno> go to sleep, and don't wake up
14:13 <+Talvieno> eventually someone will find you
14:13 <+Talvieno> if not
14:13 <+Silver_Mib> You do not wish to die, your drive to live is too strong. It is dark, you are not suicidal. What do?
14:13 <+Talvieno> you will die and the torch will eventually fall out after enough of you rots, so it'll be fine
14:13 <+Talvieno> no more torch
14:13 <+Talvieno> you can be a happy scary skeleton
14:14 <+BFett> take a dump
14:14 <+Zorathex> But you already rammed a wall with a torch in your butt, how are is that not suicidal
14:14 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to shit, the torch plops out, then out comes a torrent of fart and poop.  Your bowels are empty, the torch is out, your anus is loose. It is dark. What do?
14:15 <+Zorathex> unscrew the torch
14:15 <+Talvieno> I cast retract rectal prolapse Level 3
14:15 <+Hyperion> open torch cap and twist lightbulb
14:15 <+Silver_Mib> You pick through the poop to find the torch, and unscrew the cap. It is off. What do?
14:15 <+BFett> yea! I got the torch out
14:15 <+Zorathex> Huh
14:15 <+Hyperion> tighten it
14:15 <+Silver_Mib> You twist the lightbulb in the torch. You dont know what this achieved. What do?
14:15 <+Talvieno> lick it
14:15 <+Zorathex> XD
14:16 <+Silver_Mib> You tighten the lightbulb, it was already pretty tight. What do?
14:16 <+Silver_Mib> You lick the lightbulb, it is clean. What do?
14:16 <+BFett> screw the flashlight together again, turn the light on
14:16 <+Talvieno> hooray
14:16 <+Zorathex> \o/
14:16 <+Saoirse> \o/
14:16  * Hema had the torch smashed
14:16 <+Silver_Mib> You put the torch back together again, and attempt to turn it on. It does not turn on. What do?
14:16 <+Hema> :V
14:16 <+Zorathex> Mission accomplished!
14:16 <+Talvieno> yeah!
14:16 <+Talvieno> congrats guys!
14:16  * Talvieno high fives everyone
14:17 <+BFett> what?
14:17  * Silver_Mib laughs excessivly :V
14:17 <+Talvieno> we finished!
14:17 <+Talvieno> that was awesome
14:17  * Zorathex high fives tal
14:17 <+Hema> That was fun. What's next?
14:17 <+Hyperion> you have undone my torch in butt! D:
14:17 <+Talvieno> hooray \o/
14:17 <+Jimmy> \o/
14:17 <+Saoirse> \o/
14:17 <+Hema> \o/
14:17 <+Zorathex> Yeah!
14:17 <+BFett> that was it?
14:17 <+BFett> well gg
14:17 <+Silver_Mib> no
14:17 <+Silver_Mib> the game is still going
14:17 <+Silver_Mib> Tal is just giving up :V
14:17 <+Hema> :V
14:17 <+Talvieno> don't be silly, we won
14:17 <+Talvieno> we got it out
14:18 <+Silver_Mib> Thats a small victory yes
14:18 <+Talvieno> and then cleaned it and put it back together
14:18 <+Talvieno> that's what we wanted the whole time
14:18 <+Silver_Mib> you did not clean it
14:18 <+Talvieno> I did too!
14:18 <+Talvieno> I licked it good!
14:18 <+Zorathex> XD
14:18 <+Silver_Mib> you licked the lightbulb
14:18 <+Silver_Mib> learn to read bro :V
14:18 <+Talvieno> it was tasty
14:18 <+Silver_Mib> It is dark, you are holding a poop covered torch. what do?
14:18 <+Talvieno> oh.
14:18 <+Hema> Rub it on your toe
14:18 <+Zorathex> Lick the poop off
14:19 <+Talvieno> if this guy isn't suicidal, he's incredibly stupid
14:19 <+Silver_Mib> You rub the torch on your toe, some poop is now on your toe. Waht do?
14:19 <+Zorathex> XD
14:19 <+Silver_Mib> You cant lift your toe to your mouth to lick it off, you are not flexible enough. What do?
14:19 <+Talvieno> well, our toe is bleeding
14:19 <+Talvieno> so now we're going to die of septic shock
14:19 <+Silver_Mib> Well, you guys are telling him what to do... :V
14:19 <+Talvieno> I guess we're suicidal after all
14:19 <+Silver_Mib> Are you sure it was the same toe? you have ten of them
14:19 <+Zorathex> XD
14:20 <+Talvieno> we sold the others to summon buttsatan
14:20 <+Hema> Rub it on all the toes
14:20 <+Hema> XD
14:20 <+Trigger> ( wtf )
14:20 <+Silver_Mib> You rub the torch on all of your toes, covering them all with poop
14:20 <+Zorathex> Rub it on your bleeding toe
14:20 <+Silver_Mib> You rub the torch on the bleeding toe again.
14:20 <+Hema> Zora, already done
14:20 <+Zorathex> XD I feel bad for Trigger
14:20 <+Silver_Mib> You dont think it is bleeding at them moment however. You now have smelly toes. What do?
14:21 <+Silver_Mib> at the*
14:21 <+Zorathex> Lick the poop off the flashlight
14:22 <+Hema> Get it nice and clean! :D
14:22 <+Zorathex> "D
14:22 <+Zorathex> *:D
14:22  * TGS shakes his head at you crazy people
14:22 <+Trigger> Err
14:22 <+Trigger> Can
14:22 <+Trigger> can I join
14:23 <+Trigger> whats happening
14:23 <+Hema> Sure
14:23 <+Zorathex> Sure
14:23 <+Silver_Mib> You lick what little poop remains on the flashlight, it is disgusting. You are a shameful Coprophage. What do?
14:23 <+Trigger> WHATS GOING ON
14:23 <+Talvieno> rofl
14:23 <+Talvieno> I become a copro]mage
14:23 <+Silver_Mib> It is dark, you are in a cave, you have a clean torch, and poop covered toes, one of which was bleeding. It is dark. What do?
14:24 <+Hema> You're also naked for some reason
14:24 <+Talvieno> I enchant and cast shit spells
14:24 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to become a copromage, it is unsuccessful, magic doesnt work like that. It is dark. What do?
14:24 <+Trigger> I use black magic to increase the brightness of my torch
14:24 <+lycurgus> that's racist
14:24 <+Hema> :V
14:24 <+Silver_Mib> You do not know black magic, you are white. What do?
14:24 <+lycurgus> lel
14:24 <+Zorathex> Follow the wall until you run out of breath
14:24 <+Trigger> I try the same but with racist white magic?
14:24 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to follow the wall further, and find another wall almost immediatly. It is dark, you are in a dead end. What do?
14:25 <+Hema> Torch is broken, Trigger
14:25 <+Detviet> woah
14:25 <+Detviet> why are there two tal's
14:25 <+Detviet> tals*
14:25 <+Zorathex> Keep following those walls
14:25 <+Trigger> I walk forward till I reach a wall and then follow the wall
14:25 <+Silver_Mib> You follow the new wall, you reach a corner a little way down. What do?
14:25 <+Talvieno> aw, carp
14:26 <@not_tal> yeah, connected to two bouncers
14:26 <@not_tal> lemme kill it
14:26 <+Detviet> :V
14:26 -!- not_tal [[email protected]] has left #limittheory [connection timed out]
14:26 <+Detviet> pew
14:26 <+Trigger> Yell really loud and keep following the wall I find
14:27 <+Hema> You are now without moderators. What do?
14:27 <+Silver_Mib> You yell loudly and incoherently. And turn down the corner, following the wall. It is dark, you trip over on your face. What do?
14:27 <+Zorathex> You yell "Really loud"
14:27 <+Silver_Mib> You yell "
14:27 <+Trigger> Lay there for a while and listen to the ground
14:27 <+Hyperion> tal, tell josh he has 24 hours to post a devlog or i'm ragequitting LT forever
14:28 <+Silver_Mib> You yell "Really Loud", you hear no replies, not even echoes. It is dark. You are lying face down on the ground. What do?
14:28 <+Talvieno> Hyper, I keep messaging him but he's not paying attention
14:28 <+Talvieno> lick the ground
14:28 <+Trigger> ( are we one character? )
14:28 <+Silver_Mib> You lick the ground, tastes like Chalk. What do?
14:28 <+Hyperion> so hes going quiet...again
14:28 <+lycurgus> Talvieno: woah i don't think it's necessary for hyp to have to do that
14:28 <+Hyperion> great
14:28 <+Zorathex> LICK ALL THE THINGS!
14:28 <+Silver_Mib> You are one character.
14:28 <+Talvieno> OH
14:28 <+Trigger> OH
14:28 <+Talvieno> it's chalk!
14:28 <+lycurgus> :P
14:28 <+Trigger> PUNCH THE GROUND
14:28 <+Talvieno> chalk can dissolve
14:29 <+Silver_Mib> You have no ALL THEs to lick.
14:29 <+Talvieno> KEEP LICKING
14:29 <+Talvieno> FULL STEAM AHEAD
14:29 <+lycurgus> uh
14:29 <+Silver_Mib> You punch the ground, your hand hurts.
14:29 <+lycurgus> >pee on the ground
14:29 <+Talvieno> we'll lick our way out of the cave
14:29 <+Silver_Mib> You lick the ground some more, its still chalk.
14:29 <+lycurgus> duh
14:29 <+lycurgus> more liquid
14:29 <+Detviet> xD
14:29 <+Talvieno> but then we won't want to lick it anymore
14:29 <+Trigger> does it wear down?
14:29 <+Talvieno> that's horrible lycu
14:29 <+Zorathex> XD
14:29 <+narwhalz0111> Ooh, even better:
14:29 <+lycurgus> Talvieno: speak for urself
14:29 <+narwhalz0111> Vomit on the ground!
14:29 <+lycurgus> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
14:29 <+narwhalz0111> The acid will dissolve it.
14:29 <+Silver_Mib> You let your bladder go and wet yourself, the warmth spreads up under your belly. It is dark, you are wet. What do?
14:30 <+Hema> We've got battery acid too! :D
14:30 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to vomit, but can only dry retch. It is dark, your stomach hurts now. What do?
14:30 <+Zorathex> YEAH
14:30 <+Trigger> wiggle my crotch on the ground
14:30 <+Hyperion> tongue fuck the nearest surface
14:30 <+Trigger> RUB IT IN
14:30 <+Silver_Mib> You wiggle your crotch on the ground, it does nothing useful. It is dark. What do?
14:30 <+Zorathex> Take the batteries out of the flashligh
14:30 <+Talvieno> enter a thousand-year meditation taught to you by the ancient buttdragon priests of Mt. Shang-Hai-Chi during your three-year trek through the wilderness
14:30 <+lycurgus> Silver_Mib: don't you fuckin tell me we had to specify taking off pants first
14:30 <+Talvieno> and wait for the floor to dissolve
14:30 <+lycurgus> ??
14:30 <+lycurgus> for "pee on the ground"
14:30 <+Silver_Mib> You remove the batteries from the torch. It is dark. What do?
14:31 <+lycurgus> what kind of retarded character are we playing here
14:31 <+Silver_Mib> Lycurgus, you have no pants.
14:31 <+lycurgus> oh
14:31 <+lycurgus> neat
14:31 <+lycurgus> good start
14:31 <+Trigger> errrr
14:31 <+Trigger> get up
14:31 <+lycurgus> Talvieno: you were pretty close to the lawful monk god from nethack there
14:31 <+lycurgus> Shan Lai Ching
14:31 <+Silver_Mib> you stand up, and drop one of the batteries. It is dark. What do?
14:31 <+Talvieno> I know lycu :D
14:31 <+lycurgus> :3
14:31 <+Talvieno> :3
14:32 <+Hema> Put the batteries on the ground and smash 'em with a rock until the start coming apart.
14:32 <+Zorathex> Yeah!
14:32 <+Hyperion> Mt Shang-hai-chi-na
14:32 <+Trigger> but
14:32 <+Trigger> why
14:32 <+Trigger> WHY
14:32 <+narwhalz0111> I mean, even if the batteries are lithium or something, they'll still make light.
14:32 <+Silver_Mib> You place the batteries on the ground, and smash them with a rock. That was a bad idea. It is dark. What do?
14:32 <+Talvieno> for the glory of buttsatan of course
14:33 <+Hema> It was not! Smash them some more!
14:33 <+Talvieno> https://imgur.com/OpFcp
14:33 <+Saoirse> FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN - Imgur
14:33 <+Hyperion> hail satan
14:33 <+Jimmy> All hail the dark lord!! /o/ His victory is certain!! /o/
14:33 <+Saoirse> All hail the dark lord!! /o/ His victory is certain!! /o/
14:33 <+Jimmy> All hail! /o/
14:33 <+Taiya> All hail! /o/
14:33 <+SnuggleBunny> All hail! /o/
14:34 <+Silver_Mib> You smash the batteries some more, praising satan while doing so. Satan appears in a burst of flame and asks you not to invoke his name any more. He doesnt like you. He leaves, it is dark. What do?
14:34 <+Trigger> oh
14:34 <+Talvieno> pray to buttjesus
14:34 <+Trigger> wait wait
14:34 <+Zorathex> Satans pretty polite
14:34 <+Trigger> find a harp rock and cut my finger
14:34 <+Talvieno> if buttsatan doesn't like us, buttjesus will
14:34 <+Trigger> use the blood to draw a pentagram and summon the demon of fire
14:34 <+Saoirse> B L O O D
14:35 <+Talvieno> I already did that trigger
14:35 <+Trigger> and?
14:35 <+Silver_Mib> You pray to buttjesus, but he doesnt reply. Buttjesus is a prick like that. It is dark.
14:35 <+Talvieno> H<HTalvienoH>H utter a dark enchantment to buttsatan drawing a buttagram on the ground and curse the souls of the rocks
14:35 <+Talvieno> I also did
14:35 <+Talvieno> <HTalvienoH>H I call upon the mighty buttdragon to use his mystical powers of eternity to turn the torch to butt-erflies
14:35 <+Silver_Mib> You try to find a Harp Rock, but Harps dont rock.. You dont understand the question. Squirtle Hurt himself in his confusion. What do?
14:35 <+Talvieno> They do too!
14:35 <+Talvieno> They absolutely do!
14:35 <+Silver_Mib> You have no blood to draw a pentagram with. What do?
14:35 <+Talvieno> yt metal harp twins
14:36 <+Taiya> METALLICA “One” - 2 Girls 1 Harp (Harp Twins) HARP METAL - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhOhGhq0e54
14:36 <+Talvieno> SEE
14:36 <+Talvieno> THEY ROCK
14:36 <+Trigger> draw a pentagram by peeing
14:36 <+Talvieno> what kind of monster are you trigger
14:36 <+Hema> Smash your toe with a rock for blood
14:36 <+Hema> There you go, Trigger
14:36 <+Trigger> the worst type
14:36 <+Trigger> one with no dignity
14:37 <+Silver_Mib> You have no pee left, you cannot pee anymore, you are peeless. It is dark.
14:37 <+Talvieno> convert to peeism?
14:37 <+Silver_Mib> You do not wish to harm your toe any more, you put the rock down. It is dark.
14:37 <+Talvieno> we do!
14:37 <+Talvieno> we absolutely do!
14:37 <+Zorathex> Lick up the pee you peed before
14:37 <+Hyperion> start hearing voices
14:38 <+Silver_Mib> There is no religion of Peeism, you do not convert from it. It is dark
14:38 <+Talvieno> turn around and run as fast as you can forward in a random direction with your head lowered
14:38 <+Silver_Mib> You are already hearing voices in your head, more wont help this situation, It is dark.
14:38 <+Hema> Pfft
14:38 <+Trigger> https://youtu.be/uxubDE2PQ6g
14:38 <+Hema> Start the religion of Peeism
14:38 <+Saoirse> ℑudge ℑudy lets dog loose in court to find its REAL owner - YouTube
14:38 <+Silver_Mib> You turn around and run forward in a direction, smack into a wall, and fall on your back. It hurt a lot. It is dark. What do?
14:39 <+Silver_Mib> You dont want to upset the Lord and Savior, NODE. You do not start a new religion. It is dark. What do?
14:39 <+lycurgus> pray to NODE for salvation
14:39 <+Hema> Already tried that
14:39 <+lycurgus> PRAY HARDER
14:39 <+lycurgus> >get hard, then pray
14:39 <+lycurgus> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
14:40 <+Hema> :V
14:40 <+Silver_Mib> You pray to node for Salvation. It does not work, NODE might be busy, or depressed, you know not which. You are having a crisis of faith. it is dark. What do?
14:40 <+Hema> We got hard earlier, Lyc. :V
14:40 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to pray harder, it does not work. It is dark. What do?
14:40 <+lycurgus> scream into the void
14:40 <+Silver_Mib> You cannot summon an erection at will, you are not a machine. It is dark. What do?
14:40 <+Hema> Eat the batteries
14:40 <+Silver_Mib> You scream, but not into the void, into the cave. It is dark, your throat hurts. What do?
14:40 <+Talvieno> hmm
14:40 <+Talvieno> well
14:40 <+Talvieno> we could stick the torch back in
14:41 <+lycurgus> which way did the echo come back from? where is there open space?
14:41 <+Saoirse> I'm in space.
14:41 <+Silver_Mib> You cant find the batteries, you ran away from them. It is dark. What do?
14:41 <+Silver_Mib> There was no echo. It is dark. What do?
14:41 <+Trigger> Do the do.
14:41 <+lycurgus> DRINK A VERIFICATION CAN
14:41 <+Silver_Mib> You try to do the do, it doesnt work. What do?
14:41 <+Trigger> Okay now I actually feel challanged
14:42 <+Trigger> I want to win this
14:42 <+Silver_Mib> You have no can of verification to drink from. What do?
14:42 <+Detviet> kiss the flashlight
14:42 <+lycurgus> Silver_Mib: check inventory
14:42 <+Silver_Mib> You kiss the flashlight. What do?
14:42 <+Trigger> Get up,find a wall, and follow the wall.
14:42 <+Silver_Mib> You are naked and carrying a flashlight with no batteries, the bottom cap has gone missing, your toes are covered in poop. What do?
14:42 <+Silver_Mib> You stand up, and follow the wall, you reach a corner, what do?
14:42 <+lycurgus> flashlight is broken, right?
14:42 <+Zorathex> WHAT DO!?!?!?!?!
14:42 <+lycurgus> SIT IN CORNER, CRY IN DARK
14:43 <+lycurgus> END GAME
14:43 <+Silver_Mib> Flashlight has no batteries or bottom cap. What do?
14:43 <+Zorathex> ^^^
14:43 <+Silver_Mib> You do no give into depression, that way leads the dark side. What do?
14:43 <+Hema> Retrace your steps and find the batteries
14:43 <+lycurgus> we're already in the dark tho
14:43 <+lycurgus> ?????
14:43 <+lycurgus> oh
14:43 <+lycurgus> OH
14:43 <+Silver_Mib> You turn around and attempt to find the batteries, you cannot. It is dark. What do?
14:43 <+lycurgus> i cast Power of Positive Thinking to generate light
14:43 <+Zorathex> ASK THE GM WHAT DO?
14:43 <+lycurgus> because if depression is dark side, surely positive thinking must be light side
14:44 <+Hema> Break a fortune cookie :V
14:44 <+Taiya> The fortune cookie says: Patience is a virtue.
14:44 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to think positively, you are positive that you are in a dark cave.
14:44 <+Zorathex> ER
14:44 <+Zorathex> *DM
14:44 <+Hema> Silver: Wait
14:44 <+Silver_Mib> You try to as the GM what do, but the GM does not respond. What do?
14:44 <+Silver_Mib> ask*
14:44 <+IronDuke> OBEY ME YOU STUPID GAME
14:45 <+Zorathex> Pray to the GM for forgiveness
14:45 <+Detviet> that's what we are all thinking about silver, Duke. :D
14:45 <+Silver_Mib> You pray to the GM for forgiveness, he does not give it. It is dark. What do?
14:45 <+Detviet> stroke tummy sensually
14:45 <+Zorathex> wat
14:45 <+Hema> Curse the people controlling med
14:45 <+Detviet> xD
14:45 <+Taiya> o.O
14:45 <+Silver_Mib> You stroke your tummy sensually, it is dark. What do?
14:45 <+Hema> *me
14:45 <+Zorathex> okay do that
14:46 <+Silver_Mib> You curse the people in control of Med, you dont know who/what Med is
14:46 <+Silver_Mib> It is dark. What do?
14:46 <+Hema> XD
14:46 <+Detviet> :V
14:46 <+Trigger> Is there a way out?
14:46 <+Zorathex> This should be a book, the title will be
14:46 <+Silver_Mib> There is
14:46 <+Zorathex> What do?
14:47 <+Silver_Mib> What do?
14:47 <+Trigger> okay okay what can we do....
14:47 <+Trigger> taste to poo on my feet
14:47 <+Hema> Spin around until you fall over, and run i  whatever direction you're facing when you stop.
14:47 <+lycurgus> follow wall until next corner
14:47 <+Trigger> >_>
14:47 <+Hema> *in
14:47 <+Silver_Mib> You cannot lift your feet high enough to taste them, you are not flexible enough. It is dark.
14:47 <+Zorathex> Eat your arm
14:47 <+Silver_Mib> You spin around over and over and fall over, you attempt to stand but fall over dizzy. It is dark. What do?
14:47 <+Silver_Mib> You cannot eat your arm.
14:47 <+lycurgus> contemplate the darkness
14:48 <+Zorathex> EAT IT!!!!
14:48 <+lycurgus> Silver_Mib: what about following the wall
14:48 <+Silver_Mib> You contemplate the darkness within you, it is dark.
14:48 <+Detviet> afk :D
14:48 <+Silver_Mib> You follow the wall. It is dark.
14:48 <+Silver_Mib> You find a corner. What do?
14:48 <+Trigger> accept the darkness
14:48 <+Hema> We did that, Lyc. It's boring. What do
14:48 <+IronDuke> afk for food
14:49 <+Silver_Mib> You accept the darkness within you, it is dark. What do?
14:49 <+Silver_Mib> You are at a corner.
14:50 <+Hema> Do five hundred push ups
14:50 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to do 500 pushups, you do 5, you hurt. It is dark. What do?
14:51 <+Trigger> rest and do more push ups
14:51 <+Hema> :D
14:52 <+Silver_Mib> You rest, and then attempt more push ups. your arms are still sore, you do 2. It is dark. What do?
14:52 <+Trigger> ACCEPT THE PAIN AND DO MORE PUSHUPS THOUGH THE PAIN
14:52 <+Hema> :D :D
14:52 <+Trigger> My highschool PE teacher would be proud
14:52 <+Zorathex> :D
14:52 <+Silver_Mib> You accept the pain, and manage to do 1 more push up, you are not fit. It is dark. Your arms are like lead. What do?
14:53 <+Hema> What? Of you were naked with your feet covered in poop?
14:53 <+Zorathex> Punch the walls with your lead arms!
14:53 <+Trigger> :D
14:53 <+Hema> *floor
14:53 <+Trigger> Good man Zorathex
14:53 <+Trigger> walls
14:53 <+Hema> Eh, okay
14:53 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to punch the walls, and miss, your arms are too sore to swing properly. It is dark What do?
14:54 <+Hema> Yodel
14:54 <+Zorathex> ACCEPT THE PAIN AND DO MORE PUNCH THE WALLS THOUGH THE PAIN
14:54 <+Trigger> so, I did a bit of googling
14:54 <+Trigger> xanax tasts like chalk
14:54 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to yodel, you fail a lot.
14:54 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to accept the pain, but the pain doesnt accept you. It is dark, you are sore. What do?
14:55 <+Hema> Throw a tantrum
14:55 <+Zorathex> ^
14:55 <+Trigger> ^
14:55 <+Hema> :3
14:55 <+Silver_Mib> You throw a tantrum, no body cares. It is dark. You are alone. What do?
14:55 <+Trigger> What if all three of us ( voices in our head ) unite for more effect?
14:55 <+Zorathex> Yes
14:55 <+Hema> Begin dancing
14:56 <+Zorathex> Begin dancing
14:56 <+Hema> Trigger, that's your cue
14:56 <+Silver_Mib> You try to dance, you are not good at it,. you trip over something. What do?
14:56 <+Zorathex> pick up that somthing
14:56 <+Trigger> BEgin dancing HARD
14:56 <+Hema> And eat it
14:56 <+Zorathex> *Something
14:56 <+Trigger> look for what I tripped over
14:57 <+Silver_Mib> You try to pick up the thing, it is soft. you dont know what it is. What do?
14:57 <+Trigger> pick it up
14:57 <+Hema> Eat it
14:57 <+Trigger> NO
14:57 <+Trigger> NO NO
14:57 <+Zorathex> It's a moues keep it
14:57 <+Silver_Mib> you attempt to eat the thing, it tastes like Wool, You take a good sized bite out of it.
14:57 <+Silver_Mib> What do?
14:57 <+Trigger> oh god
14:57 <+Zorathex> It's cute and fluffy
14:57 <+Hema> :V
14:57 <+Trigger> oh no no
14:57 <+Hema> XD
14:57 <+Trigger> this is bad
14:57 <+Trigger> finish eating it
14:57 <+Zorathex> ^
14:57 <+Trigger> ^
14:57 <+Hema> ^
14:57 <+Zorathex> It's the only way
14:58 <+narwhalz0111> It's probably your clothes.
14:58 <+Silver_Mib> You... keep eating the woolen thing. Taking large chunks out of it, you are sure this is bad, the voices say do it. You finish eating what you now think was a sweater, It is dark, you are naked., What do?
14:58 <+Zorathex> XD
14:59 <+narwhalz0111> Toldja.
14:59 <+narwhalz0111> :D
14:59 <+lycurgus> puke sweater up and put it on
14:59 <+Zorathex> ^
14:59 <+Hema> ^
14:59 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to puke, and get chunks of wool and vomit stuck in your throat, you are starting to suffocate. What do?
14:59 <+lycurgus> rip
14:59 <+lycurgus> give up
14:59 <+Zorathex> nothing
14:59 <+lycurgus> let darkness claim self
14:59 <+Zorathex> Do nothing
14:59 <+lycurgus> only winning move is not to play
15:00 <+Silver_Mib> You slowly choke to death on the remains of your sweater and vomit. You die.
15:00 <+Zorathex> \o/
15:00 <+Saoirse> \o/
15:00 <+Jimmy> \o/
15:00 <+lycurgus> good job team!
15:00 <+Talvieno> we win!
15:00 <+Trigger> oh good
15:00 <+Zorathex> We win!
15:00 <+Trigger> Woo!
15:00 <+Silver_Mib> You wake up in a brightly lit Room. Everything is pure white. There is a red door opposite you, you are dressed in a white dress. What do?
15:00 <+Trigger> the only way out was death!
15:00 <+Trigger> I see
15:00 <+Talvieno> that was actually fun
15:00 <+Trigger> oh
15:00 <+Trigger> oh my
15:00 <+Talvieno> ah
15:00 <+Trigger> turn around
15:00 <+Talvieno> we're in buttheaven
15:00 <+Trigger> walk AWAY from the red dot
15:00 <+Zorathex> XD
15:00 <+Silver_Mib> You turn around, there is a blue door. What do?
15:00 <+lycurgus> ohshit
15:01 <+lycurgus> choices
15:01 <+Talvieno> third option
15:01 <+lycurgus> i didn't sign up for this
15:01 <+Silver_Mib> There is no red dot to walk away from
15:01 <+Talvieno> pull down our pants
15:01 <+Talvieno> ram the wall between the doors
15:01 <+Zorathex> ^^
15:01 <+Talvieno> make a third door
15:01 <+Silver_Mib> You are not wearing pants, you are wearing a white dress. What do?
15:01 <+Zorathex> ^
15:01 <+Talvieno> pull up dress, ram wall with utt
15:01 <+Talvieno> *butt
15:01 <+Talvieno> just as retarded in the afterlife
15:01 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to ram a side wall, it does not budge, its soft, like a fluffy babies' bottom.
15:01 <+Zorathex> XD
15:01 <+Silver_Mib> What do?
15:02 <+Hema> Eat it
15:02 <+lycurgus> Talvieno: death does not grant wisdom clearly
15:02 <+Talvieno> at least we can judge by how dumb we still are that our soul is intact
15:02 <+Zorathex> Eat it
15:02 <+Silver_Mib> You pull up your dress, holding it above your nipples, and ram into the wall again. What do?
15:02 <+Silver_Mib> You cannot eat the wall. What do?
15:02 <+Talvieno> wait, are we a girl
15:02 <+lycurgus> ffs i'm trying not to laugh out loud at work
15:02 <+Talvieno> I play with my nipples
15:02 <+Silver_Mib> You look down, you see a penis. What do?
15:02 <+lycurgus> i have to pull out of this
15:02 <+lycurgus> Talvieno: focus on the game sicko
15:02 <+Silver_Mib> You play with your nipples. What do?
15:02 <+Talvieno> repeat action
15:02 <+Silver_Mib> You ram into the wall again. What do?
15:02 <+Talvieno> no
15:02 <+Talvieno> the nipples action
15:03 <+Talvieno> although maybe the wall ramming turns us on too
15:03 <+Trigger> open the blue door
15:03 <+Silver_Mib> You play with your nipples some more, you get nothing out of it. WHat do?
15:03 <+Talvieno> keep doing both
15:03 <+Talvieno> NO TRIGGER
15:03 <+Trigger> open the red door then
15:03 <+Talvieno> WE ARE LEARNING MORE ABOUT OURSELVES HERE
15:03 <+Silver_Mib> You open the blue door, the world collapses around you, everything is now blue.
15:03 <+Trigger> AHH
15:03 <+Talvieno> dammit trigger (－‸ლ)
15:03 <+Trigger> SHIT
15:03 <+Talvieno> we had a good thing going there
15:03 <+Silver_Mib> A dwarf walks up to you carrying a garden gnome
15:03 <+Trigger> Look around
15:03 <+Hema> Nice going, Trigger
15:03 <+Silver_Mib> he kicks you in the shin and you collapse over
15:03 <+Hema> Eat the gnome
15:03 <+Talvieno> take the gnome
15:03 <+Talvieno> put it in the only logical place
15:03 <+Silver_Mib> he shoves the garden gnome up your arse
15:03 <+Trigger> FIGHT THE GNOME
15:03 <+Silver_Mib> What do?
15:03 <+Talvieno> PUT IT IN OUR BUTT
15:04 <+Trigger> OH GOD
15:04 <+Zorathex> Eat the gnome
15:04 <+Talvieno> dammit you guys let me derail the thing properly
15:04 <+Trigger> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
15:04 <+Silver_Mib> You cannot eat the gnome while it's in your butt
15:04 <+Talvieno> no
15:04 <+Trigger> wtf
15:04 <+Talvieno> eat the dwarf
15:04 <+Trigger> No
15:04 <+Talvieno> or put it in our butt too
15:04 <+Zorathex> YES
15:04 <+Trigger> YES
15:04 <+Trigger> better
15:04 <+Hema> Yes
15:05 <+Silver_Mib> The gnome poofs from existance, and the dwarf starts to berate you for being an idiot. You take a bite of the dwarf, he tastes like bloody chicken, The dwarf punches you in the side. What do?
15:05 <+Jimmy> Idiots, idiots everywhere.
15:05 <+Saoirse> B L O O D
15:05 <+Talvieno> we've already established our butt is very cavernous
15:05 <+Talvieno> we're definitely a girl
15:05 <+Hema> Bite it's throatt
15:05 <+Zorathex> Take another bite
15:05 <+Hema> *throat
15:05 <+Talvieno> cook it first
15:05 <+Silver_Mib> You bite at the dwarfs throat, tearing the flesh. The dwarf starts to flail wildly. What do?
15:05 <+Talvieno> kiss him now
15:05 <+Trigger> Okay this is getting out of hand
15:05 <+Hema> Finish the job
15:05 <+Zorathex> Bite harded
15:06 <+Trigger> I will take a recreational break
15:06 <+Zorathex> *Harder
15:06 <+Silver_Mib> You kiss the dwarf. He bits your nose, tearing the tip off. What do
15:06 <+Silver_Mib> bites*
15:06 <+Talvieno> lick him sensually as is our custom
15:07 <+Zorathex> Do a death roll
15:07 <+Silver_Mib> You decide not to listen to that particular voice for awhite, and do a death roll, you arent holding onto the dwarf, it is ineffective. The dwarf starts kicking you in the ribs. The lights go out. It is dark. What do?
15:07 <+Silver_Mib> awhile*
15:07 <+Hema> Kick the dwarf in the groin
15:07 <+Zorathex> ^
15:08 <+Silver_Mib> You twist and attempt to kick the dwarf  in the groin, you hit. he falls over in pain. Its'
15:08 <+Silver_Mib> still dark.
15:08 <+Silver_Mib> What do?
15:08 <+Zorathex> Kick him again
15:09 <+Silver_Mib> You kick the Dwarf again, hitting his head, he collapses. you cant hear his breathing any more. It is dark. What do?
15:09 <+Hema> Stick the gnome up the dwarf's butt
15:09 <+Talvieno> play with our nipples
15:09 <+Hema> XD
15:09 <+Zorathex> Stick the gnome up the dwarf's butt
15:09 <+Hema> Lexi would love this
15:09 <+Silver_Mib> You fumble around for the gnome, it poofed out of existance before. It is dark. What do?
15:10 <+Talvieno> find out if the dwarf is a girl too
15:10 <+Zorathex> Stick your arm up the dwarf's butt
15:10 <+Talvieno> wtf zora
15:10 <+Talvieno> wtf
15:10 <+Zorathex> XD
15:10 <+Zorathex> why not?
15:10 <+Hema> Hand puppets
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15:10 <+Hyperion> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPHc57QDB7Q
15:10 <+Saoirse> Infamous 'Crazy Tupperware Lady' on ℑudge ℑudy - YouTube
15:11 <+Zorathex> Hello Scytale
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15:11 <+Silver_Mib> You fumble around to see if the dwarf is female, it is not. You shove your arm up its arse. You now have a dwarven arm. What do
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15:11 <+Silver_Mib> You fumble around to see if the dwarf is female, it is not. You shove your arm up its arse. You now have a dwarven arm. What do
15:11 <+narwhalz0111> "a dwarven arm"
15:11 <+Silver_Mib> for Scy's benefit
15:11 <+Zorathex> XD
15:11 <+Hema> :V
15:11 -!- Black--Snow[away] is now known as Black--Snow
15:11 <+Hema> Snow! :D
15:11 <+Silver_Mib> Dwarf In, Arm...
15:11 <+Zorathex> Hello Black--Snow
15:11 <+Silver_Mib> :V
15:11 <+Silver_Mib> bad pun was bad :V
15:11 <+Black--Snow> Hema!
15:12 <+Taiya> allah, BMRX wanted me to tell you: "black--snow, my brother says to stop being an idiot and don't cut near your feet. he only uses steel tows, best of luck. " ~~ added on Aug 14 2017
15:12 <+Jimmy> Idiots, idiots everywhere.
15:12 <+Black--Snow> Zorathex!
15:12 <+Taiya> allah, BMRX wanted me to tell you: "black--snow, he does however recommend good chainsaw pants. " ~~ added on Aug 14 2017
15:12 <+Hema> Look around the room
15:12 <+Zorathex> What?
15:12 <+Silver_Mib> You look around, it is dark, you see nothing. What do?
15:12 <+Black--Snow> I already have Husqi chainsaw pants
15:12 <+Black--Snow> Also comfort > Protection. :P
15:12 <+Zorathex> what?
15:12 <+Hema> What do?
15:12 <+Black--Snow> Shia lebouf
15:13 <+Silver_Mib> You cannot do Shia leBouf, he is a prick, you dont like him on religious grounds. What do?
15:13 <+Hema> Why are you cutting near your feet, Snow?
15:13  * Zorathex does not recall talking about chainsaw pants
15:13 <+Hema> Go find a door
15:13 <+Zorathex> See if the dwarf has any chainsaw pants
15:13 <+Black--Snow> Hema, because sometimes it is necessary. :V
15:14 <+Black--Snow> I offer a counter > Why need chainsaw pants when you don't cut near your legs? Hmmmm?
15:14 <+Hema> Silver: Turn the dwarf inside out
15:16 <+Silver_Mib> You attemp to find a door, it is hard with a dwarf on your arm, the dwarf is starting to get cold
15:16 <+Silver_Mib> The dwarf does not have pants, he is weaing a dress too
15:16 <+Silver_Mib> The dwarf cannot be turned inside out, you lack the strength
15:16 <+Hema> Eat the dwarf while he's still hot
15:16 <+Zorathex> Tal was right, the dwarf is female
15:16 <+Silver_Mib> You start taking bites out of the dwarf, savoring the bloody chicken flavour.
15:17 <+Saoirse> B L O O D
15:17 <+Silver_Mib> What do?
15:17 <+Hema> Care to try, Snow?
15:17 <+Zorathex> Eat the whole dwarf
15:17 <+Black--Snow> What the fuck
15:17 <+Black--Snow> Extract the Dwarf's organs for resale on the market
15:17 <+Silver_Mib> You keep eating the dwarf, you get full, its only a quarter eaten.
15:18 <+Silver_Mib> You try to extract organs from the dwarf, it is hard to do in the dark, you remove what you think is a liver.
15:18 <+Silver_Mib> What do?
15:18 <+Zorathex> Lick it
15:18 <+Black--Snow> ^
15:18 <+lycurgus> why are we in the dark again
15:18 <+lycurgus> what did you idiots do
15:18 <+Jimmy> Idiots, idiots everywhere.
15:18 <+Silver_Mib> You like the presumed liver, it tastes like bloody chicken. What do?
15:18 <+Hema> Pee on the dwarf and walk away, liver in hand
15:18 <+Silver_Mib> The lights went off while fighting the dwarf. What do?
15:19 <+Silver_Mib> You have nothing left in your bladder. It is hard to stand while the dwarf is still on your arm.
15:19 <+Silver_Mib> What do?
15:19 <+Hema> Walk backwards towards the door (which should be behind us)
15:20 <+Silver_Mib> You drag the dwarf along with you towards the door, the liver in hand. What do?
15:20 <+Zorathex> Open the door
15:20 <+Black--Snow> Defecate in the dwarf's abdominal cavity
15:20 <+Zorathex> ^
15:20 <+Hema> ^
15:20 <+Silver_Mib> You fumble around for the door, and open it, light blares into the room, the dwarf is a half eaten mess, you have nothing to defecate at the moment.
15:20 <+Silver_Mib> What do?
15:21 <+Silver_Mib> You hear the sounds of metal clanking against metal...
15:21 <+Zorathex> Guards?
15:21 <+Hema> Go open the red door and look through the doorway
15:21 <+Silver_Mib> You shrug, your arm still in the dwarf's anus
15:22 <+Silver_Mib> You enter the room, the red door isnt there any more. The door behind you closes and disapears
15:22 <+Silver_Mib> you are in a white room with no exit
15:22 <+Silver_Mib> What do?
15:22 <+Hema> We didn't enter the room
15:22 <+Zorathex> yeah
15:22 <+Hema> We looked through the doorway
15:22 <+Silver_Mib> HemaIGo open the red door and look through the doorway
15:23 <+Hema> Yes, exactly my point. :V
15:23 <+Silver_Mib> You went through the blue door before, red door was on the other side of the room. :V
15:23 <+Hema> Look through, not walk through
15:23 <+Silver_Mib> You had already opened the blue door.
15:23 <+Talvieno> <Trigger> open the blue door
15:23 <+Talvieno> nobody went through any doors
15:23 <+Hema> :V
15:23 <+lycurgus> Hema: you had to enter the room through the blue door, in order to look ar the red one
15:23 <+Silver_Mib> ^
15:24 <+Silver_Mib> Lycurgus is understanding the layout
15:24 <+Talvieno> I don't [have] to walk through a door to look through it
15:24 <+Silver_Mib> The room starts shuddering
15:24 <+Talvieno> nobody walked through doors
15:24 <+Talvieno> we never said so
15:24 <+Talvieno> we only opened them and looked through them
15:24 <+Silver_Mib> You said to open the red door, the red door was on the other side of the room that you just opened the door to
15:24 <+Talvieno> yes, but we didn't go through any
15:24 <+Talvieno> ever
15:24 <+Silver_Mib> so you entered the room without looking first, when you looked the door wasnt there
15:24 <+Talvieno> we are still in the starting room
15:24 <+Talvieno> which has two doors
15:24 <+Silver_Mib> The ceiling splits in half
15:24 <+Talvieno> and a dead dwarf
15:25 <+Silver_Mib> revealing a black sky
15:25 <+Talvieno> no! we are in the starting room!
15:25 <+Talvieno> I REJECT YOUR REALITY
15:25 <+Silver_Mib> You are afraid, What do?
15:25 <+Talvieno> I PLAY WITH MY NIPPLES
15:25 <+Hema> Pull out the dwarf's eyeballs and start juggling
15:25 <+Talvieno> FOR THE LOVE OF THE BUTTDRAGON
15:25 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to reject reality. The work disapears around you
15:25 <+Silver_Mib> What do/
15:25 <+Silver_Mib> world*
15:25 <+Talvieno> I PLAY WITH THEM FURIOUSLY
15:25 <+Zorathex> No work?
15:25 <+Zorathex> Hooray!
15:26 <+Silver_Mib> You pull the dwarfs eyeballs out, it is hard to juggle without two arms though, as one is still stuffed in the dwarf.
15:26 <+Silver_Mib> You are in a vast nothingness
15:26 <+Silver_Mib> you rejected reality.
15:26 <+Silver_Mib> What do?
15:26 <+Zorathex> Substitute your own
15:26 <+Black--Snow> Stick hand in butt
15:26 <+Talvieno> substitute our own
15:26 <+Talvieno> we are now in pony kingdom
15:26 <+Talvieno> in a universe where all ponies have nipples
15:27 <+lycurgus> Talvieno: upon opening the blue door the world collapsed into blue
15:27 <+Talvieno> I play with my nipples
15:27 <+Zorathex> we are also female
15:27 <+lycurgus> clearly it pulled us through it into blue land or something
15:27 <+lycurgus> idk
15:27 <+lycurgus> also
15:27 <+lycurgus> ponies do have nipples??? so uh yeah
15:27 <+Talvieno> Good, then we have extras
15:27 <+lycurgus> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
15:27 <+Zorathex> XD
15:27 <+Hema> :D
15:28 <+Silver_Mib> You attempt to substitute your own reality, it fails, you are still in the vast nothingness
15:28 <+Talvieno> :V
15:28 <+Silver_Mib> What do/
15:28 <+Jimmy> o/
15:28 <+Zorathex> Try harder
15:28  * Talvieno sleeps o/
15:28  * Zorathex sleeps
15:28  * Hema slips
15:28 <+Silver_Mib> You try harder, the world doesn't coalesces around you. What do?
15:29 <+Silver_Mib> ...
15:29 <+Silver_Mib> The game ends
15:29 <+Silver_Mib> God berates you for failing hard
15:29  * Zorathex goes off to play games
15:29 <+Silver_Mib> and then murdering one of his Dwarf Minions
15:29 <+Silver_Mib> \o/
15:29 <+Saoirse> \o/
15:29 <+Talvieno> \o/
15:29 <+Zorathex> \o/
15:29 <+Jimmy> \o/
15:29 <+Talvieno> that was fun :D
15:29 <+Hema> \o/
15:29 <+Saoirse> \o/
15:30 <+Silver_Mib> Indeed
15:30 <+Hema> :D
15:30 <+Silver_Mib> it killed like an hour or so :V
15:30 <+Zorathex> :D
15:30 <+Talvieno> surprisingly so, for a game with absolutely no rules
15:30 <+Silver_Mib> :V
15:30 <+Silver_Mib> And no objective
15:30 <+Silver_Mib> and no plan
15:30 <+Silver_Mib> :V
15:30 <+Silver_Mib> just pure improvisation
15:30 <+Talvieno> except that we aren't allowed to remove torches from our butts
15:30 <+Hema> We won, Trigger
15:30 <+Talvieno> and playing with our nipples isn't fun no matter how much we try :(
15:30 <+Silver_Mib> Well... you stuck it up there pretty well
15:30 <+Zorathex> We won Black--Snow
15:30 <+Zorathex> We won lycurgus
15:30 <+Trigger> Not trigger style
15:30 <+Black--Snow> Yay for anal defecation!
15:31 <+Silver_Mib> xD
15:31 <+lycurgus> yay