Good evening my dear gentlemen
I am contacting you to inform you of a major issue currently threatening the worlds g@mers. As you probably already know, i have been involved in multiple international sex skandals. During those, i have encountered a very strange phenomenon: as mongolian population keep declining, the effects of climate change become more and more obvious. As a result of these tragic and unfortunate events, productivity of various types of glases, are at an all-time low, wich can cuase catastrophic events down the road. Off course, you could dissmis this problem, and claim that cum is a relatively abundant recource that can be extracted very easily, simply by the wanking of pigs. But, this may not be the case for long: as you may have noticed, the Cambodian cabal of grass people and niche internet micro-celebrities have been very active lately, trying to undermine the great floppa on his great jorny of enlightenment, and have even resorted to over throwing the democratically elected government of north korea, led by joe. after such exteme and violent incident, i have started questioning my own beliefs and morals.as a result, i have went out in a long adventure, in search of aswers for lifes biggest and most important questions. Following the footsteps and teachings of many great people, such as the budha, master shifu, Machiavelli, don Cheadle, Leonardo de Vinci , u/mcfuggery, Emanuel Kant,the blue power ranger, and countless other famous scholars and philosophers. The journy was long and difficult, and i have seen countless possible futures, most of which were dark and grim. However i still hold some hope, for some of what i witnessed was wonderful beyond my imagination. and so,i would like to pass a word of warning to anyone reading this: dark days are ahead. Prepare fo them, but do not dispair! Always remember that doofenshmirtz is with us, and when his time to reveal himself comes, he shall sus out the imposters from his followers, and the faithful shall be rewarded!


Ps: 𝔒𝔥 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔤𝔬𝔡, ℑ 𝔞𝔠𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔥 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲 𝔞 𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔠𝔨 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔟𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔰...𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔢 𝔦𝔱!! '𝔏𝔢𝔰𝔱...𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔨? 𝔥𝔞𝔥𝔞 ℑ 𝔧𝔢𝔰𝔱, 𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔢 𝔦𝔱...𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔢 𝔠𝔯𝔞𝔳𝔢... 𝔥𝔞𝔥𝔞 𝔫𝔞𝔶, 𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥 𝔦𝔱...'𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔱?