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Submitted by cummy on November 22, 2021

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Spotify premium ad girl (Text)

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 Oh Spotify premium ad girl,

 i love you and your sweet, delicious, erotic, arousing voice.I would love to listen to your voice for all of eternity. Whenever your voice comes on i get a rock hard erection and i masturbate for the entire sweet duration of your ad for 30 seconds. Whenever i put on a song i am restless and impatient for it to end so i can listen to your voice (which makes me harder than differential calculus ), go to the toilet, grab my throbbing, jacked-up, ready, penis and jack off to you suggesting Spotify subscription plans .No amount of Taylor Swift can satisfy my infernal lust towards your piercing,penetrating,guttural voice. I would love it if one day i can slip my penis into your voicebox while you persuade me to buy Spotify premium. I want to make love to you not just for the bodily pleasure but to make you moan in your seducing, nasal, erogenous voice which makes birds sing,the trees dance, and me vulnerable to the elements of nature.It exposes me to the beauty of the world. When you say "get spotify premium..now", i literally cannot hold it in anymore and ejaculate that instant .

xoxo