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Submitted by cummy on January 17, 2022

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KALI LINUX SUCKS (Text)

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 KALI LINUX SUCKS DUDE I TRY TO HACK MY FRIENDS INSTA AND FIRST OF ALL THERES NO APP CALLED INSTA HACKER HUGE RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 BUT THEN I OPEN THE TERMINAL WHICH IS ONLY MADE FOR HACKERS AND I RUN hack instagrame AND IT SAYS COMMAND NOT FOUND LIKE KALI LINUX IS A HACKING OS AND IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A HACKING COMMAND WHAT SECOND RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 THIRD I THINK TO MYSELF WELL KALI LINUX IS BASED ON WINDOWS SO WHY NOT GAME ON IT SO I INSTALL STEAM AND THE .exe FILE WON'T RUN WHEN I CLICK ON IT LIKE WHAT?? 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 I SEARCH IT UP AND TO RUN EXE FILES YOU NEED TO INSTALL WINE SO I DID AND SPENT 20 HOURS SETTING IT UP AND FINALLY IT RAN STEAM SO I SEARCHED UP AMONG US AND GUESS WHAT IT COST $5 ON KALI LINUX WHILE ON MY PHONE IT IS FREE \*deep breath\* MY FAMILY CAN NO LONGER AFFORD FOOD AND I REFINANCED MY HOUSE AND SOLD MY CAR AND I AM NOW LIVING ON THE STREETS BEGGING FOR A LAPTOP \*strained deep breath\* THANKS A LOT KALI LINUX FOR MAKING ME GO HOMELESS. CAN'T BELIEVE SUCH A DUMB OS IS BASED ON WINDOWS. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩