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Description: sbs ficventure 2
Submitted by snail on May 18, 2017

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#+TITLE:Le SBS Ficventure 2!!!
#+AUTHOR:snail_

** Omiwa in teh shadowssss

one le normal day omahwa LURKED in the shadow. he entered the sbs kingdom in a cloud of darkness...nobody could see him...as he approached, he prepared his final magick attack on all of the sbs: the ~CURSE OF MD~!!! WHEN SUDDEN

it dindt work?!?!?! like what the heck but he INSANTLY KNOW what is upp

Omiwa SCREECHES AT RANDOM?!?! AS HE COMES OUT OF TEH SHAODWWW. "WHAT HAVE UO DONE TO ME ENE" screeched teh omywer, but rondim was alredy gone. "gosh", sed omiwa

omiawwh the dark wizard maed his dangery trek to random's lair...OHIO! wen he arrivd, he has some choice words 4 him.

as he aproched, rando knew what was coming.
"WHY DO YOU COME HERE" boomed the king in his high throne.
"your magic defense blocked my curse, maybe." omeha teased
"if you do not undo the shield, i will just have to kill you!! your defense only pretects the town!!! THIS IS THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR YOUR DISTANCE" SPARKYWA YELLED IN ALL CAPS
"ok i will tell you the truth!!!!" rindo was suddently afriad. "12 is the REAL king. we are all under the influence of his poison, this was his doing. seek him out and take it up with him."
"eek. i wanted to spell you, maybe." omowa was disappoint. "but i will find 12me12 ewe" so he left.

omaha finnaly made the journey to 12's secret domain...the bug report forum. this was a land in ruins, poison drifted in the atmosphere. spark cried out
"12, i know chu are here. come out, maybe ;)"
"what do you want" sed 12, without caring.
"release your shield 12. you arent very nice >_<" omi whined with intent.
"too bad, i dont want people using the ~CURSE OF MD~ in secret in /my/ kingdom. i run the show now. i dont have control over that anyway, random has to change that. and he only does what i say"
shawwhn realized this was unwinnable, so he left, dejeced.
WHEN SUDDENT
12 BLASTED OMIWAW WITH THE ~CURSE OF MD~!!! he was UNABLE TO SPEAK!
"I HAVE THE KEY! THE SEAL DOES NOT APPLY TO ME!! I AM THE KING NOW!"
thus, omawa had to communicate using the ~me spell~, and he was unable to make pretty text without relinquishing his shroud of darknes. twelv continued to operate the sbs kingdom as a shadow government, with his sights set next on the sand traders...

/to be continded.../