So i came home from work. had a few drinks. went to the fridge, and a little while later was like hey look i have something in my pants. so i opened it. (that's what i remember) i did everything in my power to get it out. i didn't want to. so i put a diaper on it and left it on the table. i took a shower and went to bed. in the middle of the night i awoke because my peeing was so uncomfortable. so i took a piss and realized there was a ball or some other thing i couldn't get out of my thing. i turned the light on. and there it was. a girl's foot was in my balls. i went to her house and was going to call her and tell her what happened. but then i didn't. i was like oh well. because as soon as i saw her. that was it. it was probably the worst thing that has ever happened to me.