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Submitted by cummy on November 21, 2021

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 what? what part of that story had anything remotely related to a trap? i don't mean to be some kind of joke critic but it feels like you only made that "joke" because the story had the word 'boob' in it. also you warned us with the "i'm gonna say it" like some impending masterpiece was about be released. my braincells could've been used to ponder the meaning of life itself, but INSTEAD they're stuck memorizing your stupid ass joke and if you have anymore write them on a piece of paper and throw it in the fucking trash where you and your entire bloodline belong, millions of years of evolution and this is what you fucking give me? your life starts and ends in the blink of the cosmic eye, you will die and this is what you choose to spend your limited time on??? OCTILLIONS OF ATOMS WORK IN UNISON FOR YOU TO EVEN EXIST AND THIS IS WHAT YOUR BRAIN THOUGHT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO EXECUTE?