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Even on a functional level, that design is abysmal. You’d need a small penis to even use the fleshlight, cuz instead of being wide like a normal fleshlight, it’s skinny and penis shaped (though the plastic for the penis part might be really thin, but then you wouldn’t even feel the fleshlight)