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Submitted by cummy on November 14, 2021

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So I [21M] matched with a girl [18F] on Tinder and she came over to my place and we started making out. Pretty soon things escalated and she said “you’re so hard” to which I obviously replied “that’s what your mom said to me last night” she rolled her eyes and pretty soon we were going at it and I said I was gonna cum and she starting orgasming too saying fuck fuck fuckkkkkkk that feels so good to which I barely managed to moan out “that’s what your mom said to me last night” she then pulled my dick out of her and said look I’m an orphan please stop it and I couldn’t resist I gleefully said “that’s what your mom said to me last night” and came as I said it all over the floor to which she responded by breaking down in tears and saying “stop I’m done with this why did I ever match with you” and she got up and left last thing I said as she was leaving was that’s what your mom said to me last night and honestly I think that was pretty funny anyway that caused her to start sobbing uncontrollably and then she slammed the door behind her and left my house anyway it’s obviously her fault she’s too sensitive (your mom is also too sensitive if you know what I mean) so Reddit, am I the asshole?