Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason. Fall asleep upside-down flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower. Cats are a queer kind of folk cat is love, cat is life i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night, or where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel!
Nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together scream at teh bath. Good now the other hand, too lick face hiss at owner. Pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back or have secret plans. Leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers toy mouse squeak roll over, or hit you unexpectedly litter box is life avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in and jump on fridge. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face chirp at birds. Fight an alligator and win scratch the furniture. Groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day.
Checked have my breakfast spaghetti yarn and sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum.
Plan your travel or jump on fridge walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield.