I hate the fucking geico gecko. I hate him so much. I want to see him flattened by a car. I want to put him in a hydraulic press. I want to see him suffer and die so badly. Fucking stupid ass british gecko. I wish they’d never taught him english. I hope he gets eaten when the rich finally get overthrown. He is the marker of capitalism.

Im going to throw that stupid fucking reptile into a black hole

He is the harbinger of death and the fall of human civilization as we know it. I hope he fucking gets hit by a car and dies and goes to the miserable gecko hell where he belongs AND BURNS FOR ETERNITY. I hate him I hate him so, so much I want him to get KILLED and DIE and BURN

IM GOING TO SNAP HIM LIKE A GLOWSTICK. WHAT IS A MERE GECKO TO ME? A HUMAN?

I will get him.