I dropped my stuff in the hotel room and decided to go around the town. 15 minutes later I felt the sudden urge to take a shit, and I rushed to my room, when I arrived right before unlocking the door I realized I must've dropped the key in the rush, I asked the staff if they've seen it, they said no, then I asked them if I can use their restroom and they refused since it was staff only. I started going around the rooms beginning people to let me in and use their toilets, everyone refused, I even gave 100$ to one dude to let me in, but he just took the money and closed the door. I couldn't help it anymore, I rushed to the closest bush and realized that the poop wasn't stopping, in fact it was accelerating at some point it had enough propelling force to lift me off the ground and before I knew it I was at a 20000 meters latitude, after 3 hours I was in orbit around the earth, I could not die and eventually I stopped thinking.