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Submitted by cummy on November 19, 2021

He spends his time spamming 9gag memes on twitter because he got dumped by a girl that looks like she would shoplift plastic bongs from spencers. 
he has the same origin story as knuckles the echidna and refuses to pay taxes and when he gets called out for it he'll pull some stunt like "if the government can give me a detailed plan of what they'll use the money for by 4:20 I'll sell 69 shares of tesla stock" like he's the smosh version of the joker and he'll probably get away with taking over mars because that weird dude you know who hasn't upgraded his personality since 2011 and talks about the death star having contractors on it when it blew up like it was a real event will see this shit and go "epic win"