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Submitted on April 26, 2018 at 04:10 AM

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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.32,0:00:03.96,Default,,0,0,0,,A Christmas party?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.20,0:00:10.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep. We're planning to throw one at the Lab.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.36,0:00:11.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Me too?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.40,0:00:12.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you sure?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.72,0:00:17.68,Default,,0,0,0,,You're my cosplay buddies, Fubuki, Kaede, and Yuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.68,0:00:19.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course you're welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.16,0:00:21.20,Default,,0,0,0,,The more, the merrier.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.24,0:00:23.72,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm making Santa costumes, so please wear them!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.80,0:00:24.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.04,0:00:29.48,Default,,0,0,0,,With these materials? You still have to make the Winter Comiket costumes, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.48,0:00:32.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm full of motivation!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.80,0:00:35.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll make sure they suit you, so look forward to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.60,0:00:38.72,Default,,0,0,0,,That's my waifu! Marry me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.76,0:00:40.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Ever the smooth talker, that Fubuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.08,0:00:44.52,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll be wearing a Santa costume too, right, Mayuri?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.84,0:00:47.56,Default,,0,0,0,,But I only make costumes, not wear them...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.60,0:00:51.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Objection! Yuki is right! That'd be a crying shame!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.80,0:00:57.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Besides, I'm sure Okabe wants to see you in costume.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.64,0:00:58.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Okarin?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.96,0:01:00.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Who's Okarin?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.40,0:01:02.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, her boyfriend?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.72,0:01:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,No. We're not like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.00,0:01:09.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Please.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.40,0:01:13.36,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not going to fly. We know how close you two are.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.72,0:01:15.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm telling the truth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.48,0:01:20.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, he's in love with someone else.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.92,0:01:22.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.24,0:01:24.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Really.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.64,0:01:30.40,Default,,0,0,0,,So the two of us are good childhood friends. That's all.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.96,0:03:05.96,Default,,0,0,0,,"X-Day Protocol"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.60,0:03:10.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}{TS}"Tokyo Denki University"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.60,0:03:10.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Didn't I tell you not to call during class?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.16,0:03:12.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm pretty cure it was recess when I called you earlier.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.92,0:03:13.80,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.80,0:03:17.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I looked up the class timetables on the university's website.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.96,0:03:20.68,Default,,0,0,0,,So you were pretending to be busy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.08,0:03:23.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got my reasons.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.64,0:03:25.36,Default,,0,0,0,,And what are those reasons?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.36,0:03:27.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.08,0:03:30.24,Default,,0,0,0,,You should think of these excuses beforehand.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.96,0:03:34.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, please stop called over and over until I answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.64,0:03:37.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I do it because you're not holding up your end of the deal!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.72,0:03:39.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Deal?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.44,0:03:43.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Didn't you tell you you'd take me to your lab?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.68,0:03:47.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Like I said, we call it the Lab, but it's just a fun and games circle.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.64,0:03:48.60,Default,,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.24,0:03:52.28,Default,,0,0,0,,My original visited it, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.44,0:03:53.80,Default,,0,0,0,,That's...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.96,0:03:56.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Make yourself clear! Did she or didn't she?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.56,0:03:57.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}{TS}"Mayuri Calling"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.56,0:04:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got a call. I need to hang up.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.60,0:04:03.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.88,0:04:05.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Okarin?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.52,0:04:09.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Fubuki and the rest said they'd attend the Christmas party too.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.96,0:04:11.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? Good to hear.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.92,0:04:13.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.20,0:04:16.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I now have too much cosplay materials.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.12,0:04:24.12,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't mind, could you help me carry them back home?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.16,0:04:26.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep. I'll be waiting for you, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.12,0:04:30.24,Default,,0,0,0,,He said he'd come!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.28,0:04:31.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm happy for mew.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.00,0:04:34.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Last up is Suzu.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.12,0:04:35.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Have mew told her about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.68,0:04:38.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, but I dunno if she'll actually come.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.92,0:04:41.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Doesn't she spend most o'fur time in the Lab?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.40,0:04:46.44,Default,,0,0,0,,She does, but she runs off whenever someone visits.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.76,0:04:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't furry. Things will work out!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.48,0:04:52.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Feris has your back meow!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.12,0:04:56.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, so this is Akihabara?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.80,0:04:59.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I shouldn't stare at my phone while walking. I'm hanging up.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.72,0:05:03.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait. No need to look at the screen. Just ensure the camera has a clear view.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.96,0:05:04.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.20,0:05:09.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Oho?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.32,0:05:11.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.76,0:05:14.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh... Uh, never mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.08,0:05:18.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, this sure is a packed area.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.64,0:05:20.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Radio Building?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.12,0:05:24.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah... Hey, what are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.88,0:05:26.52,Default,,0,0,0,,C-Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.24,0:05:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, if it ain't Okabe.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.16,0:05:31.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.40,0:05:33.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Long time no see.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.56,0:05:34.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Who?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.22,0:05:35.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Quiet.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.28,0:05:38.16,Default,,0,0,0,,People can really change, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.16,0:05:40.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I hear you're going to college every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.48,0:05:41.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.20,0:05:44.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Just how much were you goofing off?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.44,0:05:45.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.88,0:05:51.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Here we are. The Lab.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.36,0:05:52.56,Default,,0,0,0,,This place?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.76,0:05:59.84,Default,,0,0,0,,It's too filthy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.00,0:06:02.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the first thing you have to say?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.08,0:06:03.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry! Let me try again!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.04,0:06:05.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! It's full of junk!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.72,0:06:09.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Every lab is messy to an extent,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.96,0:06:11.68,Default,,0,0,0,,but this is way to awful.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.72,0:06:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I warned you that it wasn't what you were expecting.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.04,0:06:20.04,Default,,0,0,0,,This isn't a lab. It's just a dirty room.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.80,0:06:23.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you sure you should be revealing private information?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.96,0:06:26.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Could you talk to her for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.96,0:06:29.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell her to clean up her room.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.96,0:06:33.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, she might bite me if I said that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.44,0:06:35.68,Default,,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.16,0:06:39.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I always dreamed of sharing a room like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.96,0:06:44.40,Default,,0,0,0,,We'd have our favorite spoons and forks, and stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.24,0:06:50.80,Default,,0,0,0,,You're already here, Okarin?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.80,0:06:52.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Tuturu!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.68,0:06:55.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Listening to music?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.44,0:06:57.52,Default,,0,0,0,,A friend? Introduce me!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.56,0:06:59.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm hanging up.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.56,0:06:59.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.08,0:07:01.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Were you on the phone?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.00,0:07:03.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.36,0:07:06.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this what you wanted carried? That's a lot of stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.32,0:07:12.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I ended up deciding to make both Santa and Winter Comiket costumes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.24,0:07:15.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Did people say they'd come to the Christmas party?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.08,0:07:15.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.32,0:07:20.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Fubuki, Kaede, Yuki, Ruka, and Feris!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.84,0:07:22.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Yuki too?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.20,0:07:23.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.08,0:07:25.72,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what I think?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.92,0:07:29.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I think Daru and Yuki would make a fine couple!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.24,0:07:33.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Though Fubuki couldn't disagree more.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.52,0:07:48.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Finding this thing is our first mission.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.64,0:07:52.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Er, a walkie talkie?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.28,0:07:53.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Good answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.08,0:08:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Rumi?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.16,0:08:11.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm, Rumi? Who's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.36,0:08:13.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Feris, meow!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.88,0:08:18.88,Default,,0,0,0,,People will start worrying if you don't see them every meow and then.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.32,0:08:22.88,Default,,0,0,0,,If I'm there, Mom- no.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.08,0:08:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I can only relax when I'm alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.52,0:08:30.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Gift for new! Your favorite!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.92,0:08:34.60,Default,,0,0,0,,The expire date fur it is tomorrow, so need to rush.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.88,0:08:36.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.64,0:08:39.88,Default,,0,0,0,,How's Daru's time machine research purrceding?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.16,0:08:42.92,Default,,0,0,0,,He'd doing his best, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.08,0:08:45.44,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not that simple meow, is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.72,0:08:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry for causing you so much trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.40,0:08:55.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't furry about it. All I did was rent out the top floor and the roof.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.24,0:09:00.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"All you did"? You're always such a big help, Rumi.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.12,0:09:02.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}No purroblem!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.88,0:09:07.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}If I can keep the world's elementals out of the evil paws of the Byakhee,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.84,0:09:10.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I'm ready to help anytime!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.40,0:09:14.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I see... Or not, but thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.12,0:09:17.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Her, Dad...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.16,0:09:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}For their sake, I must take Uncle Okarin to the entrance of Steins Gate!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.16,0:09:31.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}{TS}"Brain Science Institute"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.40,0:09:32.76,Default,,0,0,0,,The 24th?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.80,0:09:36.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Christmas Eve? But any other day could work for submitting the report.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.68,0:09:40.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I asked Rintaro, and he said it was no problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.40,0:09:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you busy then?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.04,0:09:45.80,Default,,0,0,0,,No, not really. I don't have any plans.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.12,0:09:49.44,Default,,0,0,0,,How about seducing him in a Santa costume, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.44,0:09:56.16,Default,,0,0,0,,In this country, having no plans on the 24th means you're single.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.16,0:09:58.32,Default,,0,0,0,,In other words, Rintaro has no partner...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.64,0:10:01.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Where did that come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.08,0:10:03.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do you and her keep jumping to that topic?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.64,0:10:06.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that so? I'm looking forward to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.08,0:10:11.20,Default,,0,0,0,,To finding out what kind of relationship Amadeus and Rintaro have formed.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.20,0:10:12.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.88,0:10:16.52,Default,,0,0,0,,No need to worry about the security.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.52,0:10:21.52,Default,,0,0,0,,That system is extremely solid, since it uses human memories.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.56,0:10:23.64,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not the problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.04,0:10:28.48,Default,,0,0,0,,What I'm worried about...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.08,0:10:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.16,0:10:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of reaction is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.00,0:10:40.88,Default,,0,0,0,,The one I'm worried about...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.52,0:10:46.40,Default,,0,0,0,,...is Okabe Rintaro.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.28,0:10:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm starting to get bored of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.64,0:10:59.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't seen what's there past that corner.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.32,0:11:02.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I only agreed to show you around until the meetup time.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.36,0:11:04.52,Default,,0,0,0,,We have time.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.56,0:11:08.72,Default,,0,0,0,,There's still 365 seconds until the scheduled meetup.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.76,0:11:09.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Sheesh.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.96,0:11:14.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this fun for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.60,0:11:17.56,Default,,0,0,0,,It's annoying that I can't move myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.04,0:11:20.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I know!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.24,0:11:23.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Can we link a remote-controlled camera to your phone?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.64,0:11:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,,That way, I can-
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.48,0:11:25.48,Default,,0,0,0,,No way.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.64,0:11:26.44,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.60,0:11:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,For a guy who had trouble speaking in that mixer 2 days ago, you're awfully assertive.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.40,0:11:33.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, why do you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.00,0:11:36.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Because you forgot to close the app before going there.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.12,0:11:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Since I was in the background, I could only listen,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.00,0:11:45.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Your jokes flopped, you ran away before the offers in the couple-finding game,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.92,0:11:47.84,Default,,0,0,0,,and you creeped out the girls in Simon Says.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.84,0:11:52.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, we're meeting Hiyajo and the professor and submitting the logs...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.48,0:11:55.84,Default,,0,0,0,,All of it will be in the report, of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.24,0:12:01.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Also, all of our conversations have been logged.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.24,0:12:04.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Including how you hate eggplants despite your family being grocers,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.36,0:12:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,and how you called me "Christina" the first time we met.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.92,0:12:10.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Drop it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.64,0:12:12.24,Default,,0,0,0,,So, why Christina?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.44,0:12:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You're awfully persistent.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.04,0:12:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Human memories are unreliable.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.08,0:12:21.92,Default,,0,0,0,,The more time passes, the more they blend together and form one's life story.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.76,0:12:23.84,Default,,0,0,0,,And?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.84,0:12:27.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Unfortunately, Amadeus is an imperfect AI,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.60,0:12:31.80,Default,,0,0,0,,so it lacks the gradual shift to unreliability, or forgetfulness.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.12,0:12:37.04,Default,,0,0,0,,But the demo Amadeus had forgotten details.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.08,0:12:42.28,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just made mechanically incapable or reading data deemed unnecessary.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.60,0:12:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,The logs still remain.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.04,0:12:47.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that why you keep asking about why I called you that?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.00,0:12:48.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.32,0:12:50.28,Default,,0,0,0,,You're being annoying about it, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.72,0:12:53.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The way you dodge it makes me want to know even more.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.36,0:12:57.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Curiosity kills the cat, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.72,0:13:00.96,Default,,0,0,0,,All scientists have to be curious cats.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.24,0:13:04.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Rintaro!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.80,0:13:11.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry! I was here on time!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.16,0:13:15.72,Default,,0,0,0,,What were you doing there? Stand, sitting, one after another.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.80,0:13:20.20,Default,,0,0,0,,So how's Kurisu?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.40,0:13:24.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a strange feeling.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.68,0:13:27.16,Default,,0,0,0,,She's an AI, but it's like...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.84,0:13:31.52,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems you have plenty of interesting details for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.56,0:13:35.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll collect the data at the uni lab,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.56,0:13:35.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Maho! Maho!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.80,0:13:38.36,Default,,0,0,0,,but do you have time tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.80,0:13:41.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Fight! This is your chance!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.36,0:13:41.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd love for us to have dinner together.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.96,0:13:43.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.96,0:13:43.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.96,0:13:49.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, but I have a Christmas party with friends tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.24,0:13:54.80,Default,,0,0,0,,A party?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.04,0:14:08.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.84,0:14:11.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.48,0:14:14.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Wonderful lab, Rintaro!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.64,0:14:19.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for having us today, Japanese Maid Girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.04,0:14:20.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, Cat Girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.96,0:14:23.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Who are they?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.00,0:14:26.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Hijayo and Professor Leskinen, who I mentioned over the phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.76,0:14:28.56,Default,,0,0,0,,They're helping me out in college.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.56,0:14:32.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it really okay for us to gatecrash a party for friends?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.72,0:14:36.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Rintaro said he'd love to have us here, so what's the problem?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.56,0:14:39.76,Default,,0,0,0,,He was just being polite! Don't take it seriously!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.76,0:14:41.96,Default,,0,0,0,,You practically forced him to invite us!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.96,0:14:43.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I know you're glad to be here too.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.64,0:14:45.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-What gives you the idea?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.92,0:14:48.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Which grade are you in?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.08,0:14:54.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry... Believe it or not, I'm an adult.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.48,0:15:01.52,Default,,0,0,0,,So many pretty ladies here, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.56,0:15:04.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Quite the spectacular lab you have here, Rintaro.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.36,0:15:09.60,Default,,0,0,0,,That one in particular is really sexy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.08,0:15:11.40,Default,,0,0,0,,But he's a dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.04,0:15:16.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Juicy Fried Chicken Number One!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.16,0:15:20.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a special extra-large Christmas edition!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.40,0:15:22.40,Default,,0,0,0,,By the way, where's Suzuha?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.40,0:15:26.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Daru's on the mission right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.56,0:15:27.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Daru?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.48,0:15:31.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep. I hope he can trick her into coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.24,0:15:32.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Trick her?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.64,0:15:33.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.28,0:15:38.84,Default,,0,0,0,,She may pass if we say it's a party, so we decided to get her without saying anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.76,0:15:43.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That mission might be too much for Daru.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.12,0:15:45.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.44,0:15:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,It's from Daru! He says they'll be here soon!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.40,0:15:51.44,Default,,0,0,0,,All right! Everyone get ready!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.88,0:15:53.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.64,0:16:09.36,Default,,0,0,0,,All right!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.72,0:16:11.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm coming in!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.52,0:16:14.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm coming in with Suzuha!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.20,0:16:15.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad! Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.52,0:16:20.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Merry Christmas!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.44,0:16:26.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome, Suzu!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.84,0:16:28.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.52,0:16:34.00,Default,,0,0,0,,H-Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.20,0:16:36.08,Default,,0,0,0,,M-Mom...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.24,0:16:40.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Suzu! It's Christmas! A Christmas surprise!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.80,0:16:42.72,Default,,0,0,0,,This is a party.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.32,0:16:46.28,Default,,0,0,0,,S-Sorry...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.48,0:16:49.44,Default,,0,0,0,,W-We wanted to surprise you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.40,0:16:56.24,Default,,0,0,0,,So that's why Da... Brother was acting so weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.44,0:17:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry. I was the one who planned it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.00,0:17:02.72,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm not mad about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.04,0:17:06.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow. It looks nothing like the usual Lab.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.64,0:17:09.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep! We all decorated it!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.48,0:17:14.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Lady Mayu arranged it all to cheer you up.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.64,0:17:15.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.24,0:17:17.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.64,0:17:20.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not here to have fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.12,0:17:23.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Enjoy yourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.80,0:17:26.36,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the big deal?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.12,0:17:30.56,Default,,0,0,0,,It won't kill you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.60,0:17:36.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Y-Yeah! We're just gonna have dinner together!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.76,0:17:41.24,Default,,0,0,0,,All you gotta do is munch on the stuff they cook!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.64,0:17:49.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Time fur a toast, then! One, two...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.84,0:17:52.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Merry Christmas!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.72,0:17:55.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Cheers!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.24,0:18:19.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Okarin?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.48,0:18:21.88,Default,,0,0,0,,We're going to exchange presents soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.20,0:18:23.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll be right back.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.68,0:18:36.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I came up with some hypotheses.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.64,0:18:37.92,Default,,0,0,0,,And?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.92,0:18:39.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Theory One:
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.64,0:18:45.88,Default,,0,0,0,,You accidentally called me that because you like a Hollywood actress named Christina.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.88,0:18:47.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.48,0:18:50.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Theory Two: your ex-girlfriend...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.64,0:18:52.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually, this can't be it. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.76,0:18:53.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold it!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.92,0:18:55.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you have an ex, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.40,0:19:00.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Silence will be deemed a surrender.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.40,0:19:02.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Sh-Shut up.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.32,0:19:09.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Three: you used to call my original that, directly or indirectly.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.20,0:19:12.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I suppose this one is unlikely too.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.64,0:19:13.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.80,0:19:15.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Because here's how I would respond:
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.24,0:19:18.48,Default,,0,0,0,,"Leave the tina out!"
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.64,0:19:25.64,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, scoot in some more.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.84,0:19:27.08,Default,,0,0,0,,O-Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.08,0:19:30.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm against this, from the very bottom of my heart!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.24,0:19:32.92,Default,,0,0,0,,U-Um, I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.52,0:19:37.92,Default,,0,0,0,,N-No, that's not it! It's not your fault!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.80,0:19:40.68,Default,,0,0,0,,S-So cute...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.72,0:19:42.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Praise be this universe!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.92,0:19:45.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Okabe sure is taking his time.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.96,0:19:47.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.84,0:19:49.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll go take a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.88,0:19:55.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.28,0:20:00.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Was that the right answer?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.52,0:20:02.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Then tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.40,0:20:07.36,Default,,0,0,0,,You want to know, don't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.08,0:20:09.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.36,0:20:12.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I was too embarrassed.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.40,0:20:18.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I couldn't bring myself to say your name, so I fooled around.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.48,0:20:21.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Calling my name?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.08,0:20:23.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.16,0:20:29.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-Wha... U-Uh, thanks?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.68,0:20:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are you blushing?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.16,0:20:42.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I'm not blushing or anything!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.40,0:20:45.72,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not like I wasn't expecting to be treated like a girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.72,0:20:48.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I-It's not like that all, okay?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.76,0:20:51.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-What?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.96,0:20:58.88,Default,,0,0,0,,That side of you always...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.88,0:20:59.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Wai...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.40,0:21:07.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Maho?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.96,0:21:10.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Hiyajo? What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.20,0:21:14.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I warned you about the illusion, didn't I?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.04,0:21:17.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't get the wrong idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.24,0:21:20.72,Default,,0,0,0,,This is Amadeus.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.56,0:21:23.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Not Makise Kurisu.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.48,0:21:26.64,Default,,0,0,0,,That's...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.88,0:21:29.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Makise Kurisu is dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.96,0:21:35.24,Default,,0,0,0,,She died.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.40,0:21:40.16,Default,,0,0,0,,She's gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.88,0:21:42.40,Default,,0,0,0,,She died...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.92,0:21:50.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Okabe?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.56,0:21:55.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.80,0:21:57.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Okabe!