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Submitted on January 11, 2020 at 06:45 PM

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#If we support Gulf States, then we support Syrian Rebels and Egypt
#Actually, fuck Gulf States, they lead to contradiction
#If we support American Voters, then we support Syrian Rebels and Israel
#Also, fuck American voters, they lead to contradiction because Israel supports Assad
#If we support Europe, then we support Gulf States. But Gulf States leads to contradiction, so fuck Europe
#If we support France, then we support Syrian Rebels,Europe and do NOT support Egypt. But Europe leads to contradiction, so fuck France
#If we support Israel, then we support Assad and France, and do NOT support Hamas. France leads to contradiction, so fuck Israel
#If we support Egypt, then we support Gulf States and do NOT support M.B. But Gulf States lead to contradiction, so Egypt can go fuck itself.

d={
0:["Support Russia",False],
1:["Support Assad",False],
2:["Suppor syrian rebels",False],
3:["Support Iran",False],
4:["Support Muslim Brotherhood",False],
5:["Support Hamas",False],
6:["Support Turkey",False]}

(d[2][1]!=d[1][1]) and#We either support Syrian Rebels or Assad, but neutrality is NOT an option
IF(d[0][1],d[1][1] and d[3][1])and#If we support Russia, then we support Assad and Iran
IF(d[1][1],d[3][1] and not(d[4][1]))and# If we support Assad, then we support Iran and do NOT support  M.B.
IF(d[2][1],d[4][1] and not(d[1][1]))and#If we support Syrian Rebels, then we support M.B and NOT support Assad.
IF(d[3][1],not(d[2][1]) and d[1][1])and#If we support Iran, then we do NOT support Syrian Rebels, but support Assad
IF(d[4][1],d[5][1])and#If we support M.B. then we support Hamas
IF(d[5][1],d[4][1] and d[3][1])and#If we support Hamas, then we support M.B. and Iran
IF(d[6][1],d[4][1] and not(d[1][1]))#If we support Turkey, then we support M.B. and do NOT support Assad