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Submitted by cummy on January 20, 2022


so basically i (16M) think i (16M) did a little oopsie to my (16M) friend (16M), as my (16M) friend (16M) and i (16M), had the duty to go touch some grass. we do this every 5 months. and coincidentally we went outside the same day at the same park, and after months of masturbating in our dark rooms (loli hentai) we couldnt reconize eachother at first, as we last saw eachother 8 years ago even tho we are neighbours, but we did reconize eachother by the voice, as we talk on discord commenting the porn (loli hentai) we watch together.
as my (16M) friend (16M) slowly approached to me (16M) (he`s severely obese) i pulled a metal rod for some sounding for gay sex time. but as i (16M) haven`t seen a person in 6 months i (16M) did not remember where the penis sounding hole was, so i just stick my metal rod in his eyes hoping to stimulate him sexually. but instead he (16M) starts to scream in agony and tells me (16M) to call an ambulance but i (16M) know sounding can be painful at first, so i contunue moving around my metal rod making him scream in eccitement (he was saying things like "call an ambulance" and "bring me to the hospital" but i couldnt stop the gay sex time there). after i while i notice some bleeding so i quickly get my 12049 page long sounding tips and tricks book and i go to page 5940 as i (16M) emembered that there was written what to do in case of bleeding and i decide to bring my friend to the hospital. as i (16M) arrive to the hospital i was greeted with "what the fuck" and "its code red". they tell me to wait outside and that they would have to do some surgery.

i am writing this as i wait outside of the hospital and so reddit: am i the idiot for stabbing my (16M) friend (16M) eye?